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This account is now dead. So I lost access to this account last month and only just got it back. It's apparently been going on a rather hurtful spree of insults. If you received any of that, I can only say I'm sorry you had to deal with the asshole.

This terrible website has data breaches every other day. Lock your accounts up, kiddies, or face this.

9 March 2021*

This is the last time I've re-salvaged this account. From here on, since you can't delete accounts, it's just going to sit here. If the hackers get it back, well, they can keep it. Maybe the morons that admin this website will fix their terrible netsec operations.

Dead. Account.

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Harry Potter and the International Triwizard Tournament by Saliient91 reviews
A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 565,017 - Reviews: 4692 - Favs: 9,317 - Follows: 10,468 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Two Foolish Jinchuuriki by Happy Ocelot reviews
Naruto has a dream: to save his fellow jinchuuriki – and the world – from the Akatsuki. Killer B is only too happy to agree. Whether they'll save the world or turn it into a circus is anyone's guess, but they do end up making a lot of people very, very mad. Naruto goes missing-nin and gives Tsunade a massive migraine. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Naruto U., Killer Bee - Complete
Harry Black Book 2: The Rising Darkness by AuthorK reviews
Harry Potter, Godson of Sirius Black has always been destined to fight the Rising Darkness. But when his name emerges from the Goblet of Fire despite his instance that he hadn't entered, a mystery shrouded in death appears. With the Dark Mark erupting in the Sky, and a looming danger slithering in the shadows, will Harry and his friends be able to stop it all before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 227,890 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 9/11/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Abandoned by Whispering Darkness reviews
He left in the night, the only things he took with him aside from food supplies were his sleeping cap, his book and his name. Slipping through the darkness and silence of the sleeping village, Naruto Uzumaki didn't let himself look back even once. One-shot. Written for the Writers Anonymous One-Word Prompt Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 308 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
He Makes Me Laugh by PunkInuzuka reviews
Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Temari] Ino Y. - Complete
Is This Genjutsu? by John Smith reviews
When Sakura suddenly decides to help Naruto clean his apartment with him, he is a little confused. When she tries to kiss him, he is absolutely lost. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whimsical by PunkInuzuka reviews
Is what this story is. Naruto and Temari have some big-kid decisions to make. [NaruTema, AU]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Temari] - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete