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This account is now dead. So I lost access to this account last month and only just got it back. It's apparently been going on a rather hurtful spree of insults. If you received any of that, I can only say I'm sorry you had to deal with the asshole.

This terrible website has data breaches every other day. Lock your accounts up, kiddies, or face this.

9 March 2021*

This is the last time I've re-salvaged this account. From here on, since you can't delete accounts, it's just going to sit here. If the hackers get it back, well, they can keep it. Maybe the morons that admin this website will fix their terrible netsec operations.

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Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by Scribbling Steve reviews
Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne and her sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/22 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
How Silently She Sings by Charlennette reviews
The story of how one meeting of eyes can change two lives, can bind two hearts. Daphne Greengrass lives in a world of silence, until Harry unwittingly breaks it apart. Harry must now fight to keep the quiet loneliness from crushing them both and, perhaps, learn that the sweetest of honeyed love drips from a throat long parched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/28/2021 - Published: 9/1/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Persistent Snake by 1Valor1 reviews
Harry doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball, a certain Slytherin girl tries to remedy that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/21/2021 - Published: 5/1/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Tracey D. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi's Guide to Saving the World by Blackbird0 reviews
Uzumaki Asura grapples with fate and gambles with destiny as he launches himself back in time – he is a man with a plan. An insane Uzumaki, an Uchiha zombie and a cranky nine-tailed fox, who is so done with Uchiha BullshitTM, are going to save the world. Believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2021 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Ramen No Jutsu! by Rishoo reviews
Naruto was always a genius, just not in the normal way. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2021 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 264,945 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 6,504 - Follows: 7,767 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the International Triwizard Tournament by Saliient91 reviews
A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 565,017 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 10,733 - Follows: 11,167 - Updated: 5/30/2021 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Why not by burnable reviews
Who is the kid with the green eyes who suddenly shows up at Forks High, who knows way too much? Hold on to your glittery asses, people, stuff's about to change! OP!Harry. Fate's Bitch. Master of Death. Harry/Multi. Not Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 152,883 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 4/29/2021 - Published: 3/26/2021 - Harry P., Leah, Tanya, Kate - Complete
All Because Of by muggledad reviews
A little drabble to kickstart my muse. A variation on a time travel story. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,128 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 4/15/2021 - Published: 6/4/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Two Foolish Jinchuuriki by Happy Ocelot reviews
Naruto has a dream: to save his fellow jinchuuriki – and the world – from the Akatsuki. Killer B is only too happy to agree. Whether they'll save the world or turn it into a circus is anyone's guess, but they do end up making a lot of people very, very mad. Naruto goes missing-nin and gives Tsunade a massive migraine. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/14/2021 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Naruto U., Killer Bee - Complete
Stuttering Hearts and Quickening Strings by Charlennette reviews
What is left when words fail and pride crumbles? - A journey in five parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/14/2020 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
The Dragon in the North by lisbei reviews
Ramsay Bolton is gone. Winterfell is theirs. Jon is King, and Sansa is the Lady of Winterfell. What now? Jon wants to concentrate on the threat emerging from behind the Wall, while Sansa is more worried about the mortal threat. But there is something about himself that Jon doesn't know - and that will change everything. [post-Season 6] [spoilers all seasons]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,173 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/26/2020 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] Brienne of Tarth, Daenerys T. - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Lies by SweetShireen reviews
Harry wishes he could go back in time and tell his younger self—always so lost, desperately searching for a family and a place to belong—that the answer was there all along. Right there next to him. Post-Hogwarts HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 5/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Black Book 2: The Rising Darkness by AuthorK reviews
Harry Potter, Godson of Sirius Black has always been destined to fight the Rising Darkness. But when his name emerges from the Goblet of Fire despite his instance that he hadn't entered, a mystery shrouded in death appears. With the Dark Mark erupting in the Sky, and a looming danger slithering in the shadows, will Harry and his friends be able to stop it all before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 227,890 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 9/11/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 4,576 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
How A Slytherin Gets What They Want by Captain Cranium reviews
Harry frowned. "Why are you trying to help me?" he asked. "Not that I don't appreciate it ... but I think most of Slytherin would enjoy seeing me end up as dragon food." One-Shot, First Task
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 679 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Abandoned by Whispering Darkness reviews
He left in the night, the only things he took with him aside from food supplies were his sleeping cap, his book and his name. Slipping through the darkness and silence of the sleeping village, Naruto Uzumaki didn't let himself look back even once. One-shot. Written for the Writers Anonymous One-Word Prompt Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 339 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 7,734 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
He Makes Me Laugh by PunkInuzuka reviews
Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Temari] Ino Y. - Complete
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,448 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 1,787 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 24,134 - Follows: 9,614 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 4,503 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 10,452 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Is This Genjutsu? by John Smith reviews
When Sakura suddenly decides to help Naruto clean his apartment with him, he is a little confused. When she tries to kiss him, he is absolutely lost. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 10,730 - Follows: 3,142 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rage to Chunin by The Ghoul's Bee reviews
Naruto was disqualified for using Sage Mode against Konohamaru during the Chunin Exams. Unfortunately for everyone there, he isn't going to take it lying down. So what does he do? He throws a fit, stating exactly why he shouldn't have to take the Exam in the first place. Based on Chunin Exam OVA from Blood Prison.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 8,419 - Follows: 2,534 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Happily Ever After? by muggledad reviews
An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 737 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 8,227 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Whimsical by PunkInuzuka reviews
Is what this story is. Naruto and Temari have some big-kid decisions to make. [NaruTema, AU]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Temari] - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 7,121 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 652 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 6,829 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete