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(H)ELLO ALL! I'm Amish (shhhh don't tell my society i'm online) And my name is Mildred. So don't go telling tales about the girl in the potato costume. hehehehe hahahaha hohohoho and James Likes Mango blahhhhhh GO EDWARD!

-the above summary was written by a certain Joanna H. and is not true...but you probably guessed that :)

except James DOES Like Mango (MANGOnificent!)


Basically, this is the account of two sisters whose names are (you guessed it!) Kels and Em. We used to update a lot more frequently, and then the monster that is school ATTACKED!! With ap classes, kickline, dance, and Kelsey losing the fanfiction notebook for a time, updates have been almost nonexistant. However, we plan on making a great comeback. Very soon. Ok maybe not SOON...but eventually!

And if you were smart you would check out the accounts of RoonilWazlib347, topazeyes44, SouthParkism, and NaturalDisaster5012. All pretty awesome people if we do say so ourselves.

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Bored On A Sunny Day by Bella Masen Cullen reviews
It's a sunny day, and the Cullens are stuck inside with nothing to do. They're all bored, and soon Edward is the only sane one left! How does he survive the craziness? Okay, the summary sucks. Just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Twilight Takes High School Musical reviews
The only thing that stands between Edward and Bella's wedding is Charlie. But, how far will they go to get on his good side?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007