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Joined 07-31-07, id: 1339212, Profile Updated: 09-28-13
Author has written 24 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, South Park, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

I am a Slytherin, first and foremost. I am a liberal, agnostic, Vulcan, queer, feminist hun. I am a fanfiction writer (obviously)

[OTPs include; Drarry, Cherik, Sterek, Romione, Style, Hilson, Spork and Johnlock].

I am NY born and raised, but am now living in FL. I don't really have a social life anymore. I am involved in the LGBTQIA society. I am anti-God and anti-organized religion. I volunteer time with adoptive animals, I like learning about serial killers and I'm a vocal feminist. I also listen to good music.

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Love, Defined by xxForgotten reviews
The school paper is asking for Valentines' Day submissions, and an anonymous someone decides to confess. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Is Company by AAmuse reviews
K/S. A bit of hurt/comfort, a good deal of romance. Unabashed fluff mostly. First time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Product Testing by dagget reviews
Harry is given the dubious privilege of field-testing the twins' latest creation. Mostly pwp. What better way to test the waters of a new fandom? Draco/Harry, reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Kiss a Bloke by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus dares Sirius to kiss a boy for the first time before the Christmas party is over. But after the kiss, Sirius feels withdrawal symptoms as he desperately wants to feel exactly how he felt that first time he kissed a bloke. RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best Dream Ever by Paperleaf reviews
[StanxKyle] When Kyle flees his house to avoid work, he ends up at Stan's house. After napping the afternoon away, Kyle wakes up to an interesting scene indeed. Oneshot, slash. :]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Where to Begin by Zero to Hero reviews
[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,767 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
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Teacher's Pet reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
It's Christmas After All reviews
Harry comes to confess something to a lying, scheming snob he hates to love. Christmas gift! T for some naughty thoughts and ineuendo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spock's Resignation reviews
Spock attempts to leave Enterprise, but Kirk isn't having any of that. SPORK, post-movie anndd stuff. :D :D :D :D M mostly for language and implied sexy times.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The King's Kotatsu reviews
Kyouya sneaks over Tamaki's house with a long-awaited gift, and a long-repressed confession to make that he can't seem to find the words for. LEMON, MATURE CONTENT FOR SEXY TIMES, DO NOT ENTER IF THOU ART AFRAID OF YAOI
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun reviews
Angsty, sweaty fluff fic for Mello and Matt. :D More details inside. Reviews appreciated as always. :3 M for language and unresolved sexual tension.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I'll Be Missing You reviews
This is just a scene between Draco and Harry I wrote because I was feeling a bit fluffy. :D Nothing too serious, but mentions of death and violence and potty language, so I rated Mature for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Songs of Love reviews
Harry's single slip of grace in the Potions Room sends him and Draco Malfoy into a humiliation spiral of conflict and buried emotions being brought to life. HD, angst and fluff overloads.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Little More Than Normal reviews
HikaruxKaoru --- Hikaru gets sick of Kaoru acting strange around him and decides to find out what has taken away the brother he loved so dearly. TWINCEST
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Unstoppable reviews
Raito makes a visit to his constant rival with a tough confession to make. RaitoxL short :
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Promise reviews
A New Year's gift; Harry and Draco luff tiem. Harry goes to the Astronomy Tower, looking to avoid his friends and finds a certain, sulking Prince of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A South Park Christmas Story reviews
Stan makes a New Years vow to win Kyle's heart, but needs to find the bravery to actually pursue his goal. The Christmas spirit may give him cause. STYLE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hurt reviews
Sirius begins to realize what it really is he wants. Remus and Sirius SLASH Fluff and Angst warning :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
You Don't Know Me At All reviews
The war has passed, Voldemort vanquished thanks to our hero Harry Potter. However, while in battle, the Golden Boy was saved by an enemy who refuses to answer why. Harry must learn to look past masks and much deeper to understand why he still stands. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,860 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Is The Last Time reviews
WARNING: KIND OF ALMOST SORT OF SAD ENDING; anyway, Kyle is moving away and it's a one-shot for him and Stan. : R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It's Always Better When I'm With You reviews
Two-shot for Stan and Kyle; a single argument between him and Wendy triggers a chain-reaction in Stan forcing him to confront a side of himself he always pushed away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Wanna Hold Your Hand reviews
Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Jaloux reviews
Jealousy-Love-Tears-Betrayal-Ninjas-Grandma!...it's not as interesting as it sounds XD This is a request done for kyleisgod, a lemon for Wendy and Kyle. R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
I Dream of You reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
You'll Be The First Thing I See reviews
Chained together, Light must learn to survive alongside the world's three greatest detectives, L. The question is how? Insane OOCness and fluff. Sorry, I had to.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Oh, Lovely You reviews
One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'm The One Who Loves You Lately reviews
Life is unchanging and common in South Park, Colorado, seemingly, but something is slowly bubbling in the backroud of Stan's mind, slowly twisting him into a person that may be the real him he'd been looking for all along. STYLE COUPLING R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Downfall reviews
RaitoxL What is true happiness without him? Read inside for more detail. SPOILERIFIC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,222 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cause I'm Stupid Like This reviews
When you've held your feelings for a person so long inside, eventually they will bubble and burst. When that occurs, you'd risk anything for that person...no matter what time or place you're in. Time, You ask? Read to understand. RoyxRiza and EdxWinry R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,608 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete