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Joined 07-31-07, id: 1339788, Profile Updated: 04-28-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Chloe. I'm twenty years old, live in Canada, and I adore Harry Potter! I also love knitting, swimming, playing the piano, writing (duh), reading (again, duh), and cooking. I ship Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Draco, and Hermione/Ron. I also really enjoy Draco/Hermione. I really really love Harry/Draco, though. -sigh- So much slash, so little time... Anyway, I can't say I'm much of a fan of anything involving Snape. (Don't get me wrong, I love Snape - just not as half a ship, that's all.) My favourite of the Harry Potter books is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. (No, NOT Sorcerer's Stone. British version all the way, baby!) Also, I drink more tea than can possibly be healthy, and have an overwhelming desire to move to England, where I am currently spending a year studying on an exchange program.

Straight but not narrow.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Goodbye Sev by Magic Crafter reviews
Severus comes to see Lily one last time on her wedding day. Oneshot. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who and Why by the object lesson reviews
Because somewhere between the talk and the actual act, girls concoct a fantasy about their virginity, and how they’re going to lose it." An antidote to the common FT stereotype. One-shot. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bittersweet by Magic Mind reviews
Harry is leaving for his last confrontation with Voldemort, but he has one thing to give Draco before he goes. First Time. Harry/Draco. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Veela and the Metamorphmagus by Victoire Lupin reviews
The story of Teddy and Victoire's romance through their years at Hogwarts, which are almost as action packed as Harry's was... DH spoilers, rated just in case. Reviews make my world go round!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,853 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Animagus Problems by Arawna reviews
Harry's out after curfew when he's caught in a compromising position. No, not that kind of compromising position, you perv...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Identical by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
Set after DH. Harry helps George cope with the outcome of the war. Book 7 spoiler warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Mollywobbles by KatieBell70 reviews
What Arthur Weasley sees as he looks at his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Gobsmacked by KatieBell70 reviews
Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons by just-Felton reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry asks Draco for private lessons of a ‘slightly’ different kind. M rating for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by dstrekharrylover reviews
In Harry's fifth year, Sirius decides it's time to sit him down and give a frank talk about the facts of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fifteen Years by PotterAnon reviews
Harry and Ginny start something in the Common Room when Ginny finds him there in the middle of the night. Contains sexual scenes. First posted fanfic, be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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How Draco Malfoy Learned to Fall in Love reviews
An unfortunate locker room mishap provokes something greater than either Harry or Draco could ever have imagined. HPDM slash. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Big O reviews
Ron overhears a highly intriguing conversation one night, involving Harry's 'wand skills'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Release reviews
Sirius interrupts Harry in a private moment, prompting an intimate conversation. Not slash. Rated for solo sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Loneliness is Just a State of Mind reviews
[DH Spoilers] Here there was only love and Ginny and Harry and nothing else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete