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Joined 07-31-07, id: 1340256, Profile Updated: 11-23-13
Author has written 17 stories for Danny Phantom, Jane and the Dragon, H2O: Just Add Water, Jimmy Neutron, Stargate: Atlantis, Merlin, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Winx Club.

Name: Jeanne summers

Age: like you actually care, chances are I'm older than you

Gender: take a guess you've got a fifty fifty chance of being right


Pet hates: people with: dumb names, an inablity to use correct spelling tense or grammer, can't figure out what the space bar and enter key are for (you know those idiots who have no idea what a paragraph is), nymphophiliacs

Things I like: and still you don't care... deal with it: the BBC's 'The Adventures of Merlin' (Colin Morgan is IRISH), chocolate ice-cream, rocky-road ice-cream and mint chip chocolate ice-cream from Basken and Robins (they have the best ice-cream), CSI, CSI: miami ( I think CSI: NY kinda sucks but then thats just me), NCIS, Criminal minds, Numb3rs, medium, h2o just add water, The Elephant Princess (most J. M. Shiff productions actually), anime, manga, butch hartman cartoons (DP rules just try and deny it), stargate:SG1, stargate:Atlantis (stargate infinity should not be mentioned, in fact it should be erased from the universe)...(well it should) SG:U, canon couples...

Odd things to ponder:

Is it actually possible to do 'The Moon Walk' on the the moon?

If the moon is made of cheese could it be that the sun is golden honey?


Quotes that amuse me:

Darkly Dreaming Dexter (book by Jeff Lindsay)

So what had just happened? Why were these pictures appearing to me? I splashed water on my face and pushed my hair down. That did not, of course, answer the question, but it did make me feel better. How bad could things be if my hair was neat? - Dexter

And what? arrest him single handed? Take him by the hand to Detective LaGuerta? See what I caught? Can I keep Him? - Dexter

"Hi it's me."
A female voice. Not Deborah. I felt one eye lid twitch in frustration. Why do so many people star their message with 'it's me'? Of course it's you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you? - "Rita"/Dexter

"My god you move so silently. so you have had ninja training."
'I have two older brothers, it's the same thing.'
"Master, I bring a gift."
'May Buddah bless you grasshopper. What is it?'
I tossed him the bag. it hit him in the chest and slid to the floor.
"So much for ninja training."
'My finely tuned body needs coffee to function." - "Dexter"/'Vince'/Dexter

Dexter (the tv series)

What would the old Dexter do? #spots a fire alarm# Deffinately not that. - Dexter

"Is this a come on cause it's kinda weird."
'Must be why I'm still single.' #Dexter runs away# - "cardealer's next victim"/'Dexter'


A conversation between me and my dad:

Dad: everytime I open my mouth I get into trouble
Me: well if you stopped saying stupid stuff you'd stop getting into trouble
Dad: if I stopped saying stupid stuff you wouldn't know who I was
Me: if you stopped saying stupid stuff you wouldn't have a vocabulary
every one in the room: ...! (stunned silence)
Me: I'm sorry it just came out
Dad: makes a father proud.

A conversation between me and my sister:

Me: well humans have always been intrepid explorers
sister: ...
me: the scientists said the thingies we evolved from came from outer space so clearly it's in our genes
sister: they were single celled organisms
me: well I'm sure they were very intrepid single celled organisms
sister: ...

and these conversations are normal in my household... okay so the second one took place in the car but still...


Yeah okay I'm doing the updates update thing:

everything is on hiatus unless it's being updated.

Yes I did just actually say that; reveiws are still being accepted but there are warnings in most authors comments in the stories themselves if I wasn't planning to update soon.

deal with it... or blame Harry Potter, that series is the reason nothing is being done... well that and life.


AND NOW FOR A VERY IMPROTANT MESSAGE FROM DRAWOLFTIGER:

I am an Avatar fan. I am a Kataanger.
I wish all Avatar fans would not hate each other for shipping differently.
We have a common enemy, James Cameron, who stole our favorite show's NAME.
We should join forces. We are all avatards. We are the same.

I have only this to add:
I manage to ship Both KatAang and ZuTara

And I believe M. Night Shame-alin should be added to the A:tla Fan Shitlist.

That is all.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RANT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where has all the Girl Power gone?

I keep looking for stories where Hermione is the main character is is brilliant and kick ass and stronger then a retarded feather despite the fact there's no male back up in sight.

I can't seem to find them.

Where's the fics were the female characters do just fine on their own with out having to 'boink' every single guy in sight. Or where they girls are bad ass because they are Bad Ass not because they're shagging someone who is 'bad ass' or evil or powerful.

What happened to Girl Power?

It's in almost every fandom now: Strong Women are Skanky ass ho bags.

Hell with that.

Where are the Willow Rosenbergs who dedicated themselves to learning and earning their power by trial of fire, where are the Buffy Summers who have greatness thrust upon them and fight tooth and nail to keep their head above the water and give it all for their loved ones, where are the Cordelia Chases who suffer under the false mask society cast them in and strive to a higher calling or the Faith Lehanes who screw up and drag themselves kicking and screaming back to redemption? What happened to Susan Ivanova who is god's right hand and a leader who is prepared to fight til her last and defy the government for what is right?

When did Gabrielle: Battling Bard of Potidaea and Queen of the Amazons become another b-grade cable tart instead of the symbol of strength and freedom she used to represent?

Why is the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants suddenly considered a wussy ass movie/ book series about summer flings instead of what it was when I first read it: four girls on the cusp of adulthood sharing a connection that refused to break despite distant and experiences not shared.

When did Hermione stop being the brightest witch of her age and become a hormone crazed clingy jealous boy obsessed idiot who went after anyone no matter how appropriate the relationship or how much the abused her?

When did Ginny's search for some one who wanted her for her who cared about her opinions and dreams make her a floozy?

When did Luna's ability to see beyond the ordinary to the hidden secrets of the world make her a spazz case who doesn't even know when she's being raped?

Where's Daphne Greengrass and Susan Bones, Where's Hannah and Cho and Penelope?

Where's the Katara who was a mother figure to a lost boy, a revolutionary to a nation and a friend and sister to so many?

Where's Princess Yue who transcended death for the entire world; where's Suki who set aside boys and toys and found herself before she found a relationship?

Where are the strong female role models?

Give me Joe and Ellen Harvel, Lady Sif, Agent Maria Hill and Black Widow, Wonder Woman and Supergirl, Chloe Sullivan and Martha Kent.

Give me Jennifer Tate and Darcy Lewis, Keladry of Mindelan, Bekka Cooper, Princess Ben and Branwen.

Give me strong women with great friendships that don't require femslash to work even if it get ambiguous like Xena and Gabrielle at times.

Give me women who laugh and cry who fight and yes, who sometimes loose, who struggle to push through and not give up.

Give me women who are more then who they are sleeping with, give me women who are more then a weapon who can have sex.

Women who have more then two setting (Simpering whiner and ultra violent bitch).

Please for the love of un-insane Healer from Avalon Morgana: someone tell me where to find these women in Fanfiction because I'm having a really hard time finding them.

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Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 319,806 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 6,861 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Sailor Moon FOREVER by Al Kristopher reviews
A world at peace no longer has need for heroes, so the Senshi retire into a life of normalcy, and fade into obscurity. But when Earth faces a calamity of mythical proportions, can the Senshi dust off their old talismans and emerge as champions once more?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 269,107 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 479,112 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2005
Invictus by ljv reviews
Alternate Universe. For the getting of a kingdom. Vegeta adopts and trains Videl. The struggle between two lovers who were trained to be greater than men. GhXVi. Minimal VegXBul. Extended and twisted plot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,117 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Videl, Gohan
Tribbles in the Pegasus Galaxy by deblease reviews
Tribbles, need I say more. Will be a series of one-shots.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 425 - Words: 400,517 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Rodney M.
The Other Side of Tomorrow by AntiqueDreams reviews
After Jimmy's latest teleportation experiment fails, the gang finds themselves plunged into an alternate reality. There, they become entangled in a deadly conflict and slowly begin to piece together a vision of their own future far too terrible to imagine. Includes over 100 illustrations, COMPLETE
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,517 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Cindy V., April - Complete
Problems and Solutions by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
How the Goa'uld Therem came to infiltrate Stargate Command and make an attempt to commandeer the Gate, as told by Susan Pevensie to SG-1 with necessary omissions . Written for RemixRedux 10.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Of Love and Bunnies by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. No Kat bashing. Heavy humor.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 615,045 - Reviews: 4915 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Tommy O., Kim H.
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Balance of Power: Eden Gate by Crackbunny Syndrome reviews
Sequel to Balance of Power -- Explosions. Gunplay. Horseplay. Swordplay. Wordplay -- and foreplay. Bad puns. Steampunk fashions. Worse puns. Hawaiian shirts. AND THE DEATH OF THE NINJAVAN! Not even AAA can find this intersection...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Antichrist by Snooosh reviews
Present day: On the outside Rosette is just a regular teenage highschool girl living in a small town. However she has an ungodly secret that nobody knows about. DARK AU.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,648 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
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Echoes of Gallifrey reviews
The Bad Wolf brought Life, but she was created of a very Human Love and the Love of a Force beyond comprehension. The Bad Wolf's actions have further reaching consequences then just Captain Jack Harkness. There are Survivors of the Time War, and one is about to Wake Up.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Leela, Romana III, TARDIS, Bad Wolf
Granger Verse reviews
Hermione-centric one shots featuring a range of ideas, tropes, characters and genres. Chapter 1: Table of contents. NEW CHAPTER: chptr 18:It's not that Hermione is afraid of Flying, she just doesn't trust the brooms, but by hell or high water she will master Flying. She was right not to trust the brooms. Touch the Sky verse, MagicallyAdvanced!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,822 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G.
Dream a Different Dream of Me reviews
Diaspro takes a second to think. The fight during the Day of the royals ends differently and Stella helps Bloom with the fall out.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bloom, Stella, Sky, Diaspro
H2O: Atlantis reviews
AU Charlotte and the girls have come to an uneasy and very fragile truce, with the upcoming moon tensions are high leaving Charlotte to do the only thing that will avoid blood shed: accept the SGC's job offer and join an expidition which may not return.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Charlotte W.
The Doctor's Name reviews
The Doctor's Name had been revealed, but rule one: The Doctor Lies. Fix It Fic for the rumour Moffat will reveal The Doctor's 'true name.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The lives and times of Cindy Vortex reviews
There are multiple realities, each one caused by a choice that lead to a diffent path. Moments in time from the pathways of Cindy Vortex.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Cindy V.
Sun kissed Ocean reviews
Giving into temptation I've decided to indulge in my Guilty Ship: Zutara, since it is Zutara week after all: seven pre-ship fluff pieces for your viewing. 7: Caught
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Merlin thinks reviews
A few things merlin thinks, and a few things Arthur knows, because he is not as dense as Merlin assumes
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Spirit Fae reviews
Sam's parents have forced her to move with them to a town that's ghost free. While it might lack ghosts Gardenia has secrets of its own, secrets Sam's been a part of her whole life, even if she only just found out.Fairy!Samcentric. DISCONTINUED/ADOPTABLE SORRY & No its not Danni
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,657 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sam M., Mirta - Complete
Five phases reviews
a five things fic. Five ways things could have gone for Charlotte, five fates that weren't hers.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Charlotte W. - Complete
Once a Mermaid reviews
Because people deserve a second chance and they aren't always who we think they are but rather who circumstances force them to be. CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED SORRY
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Charlotte W. - Complete
Pearls reviews
moments, considerations, ponderations, prompts, ficlets and mild AU-ness from the H2O universe
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Alterations reviews
The story behind 'Moment.' DISCONTINUED SORRY
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Of Witches and Ghosts reviews
AU.when an accident leaves Californian teenager Samantha Manson defensive and withdrawn her family thinks a change in scenery might help her out, but will Amity park be the best place for her or will the town hero Phantom help Sam more DISCONTINUED/ADOPTABLE SORRY
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Moment reviews
The future, things change, others don't. After all is said and done there is a moment between friends.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
It's all about the Tshirt reviews
Random drabble unrelated to my other work. Set in an only slightly AU DP universe some time in the third series I would imagine.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
When Casper Met Wendy reviews
You know what happened with Sam in 'Of Witches And Ghosts' but the question is: what was Danny getting up to? a Companion piece for 'O.W.A.G.' DISCONTINUED SORRY
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete