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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Shelwyn

Nice to have visitors.

I just wrote my first stroy today 9/9/07 yey lol


The shinobi forces of Konohagakure no Sato; join up, meet interesting people, kill them


"You do not have the experience, the power, or the skill to even have a hope of matching Itachi. You would be destroyed in less than an instant."

She tried to keep control of her Jutsu, but when she received a hard punch to the gut that literally had the air in her lungs saying 'fuck it' and leaving in a hurry the jutsu predictably collapsed and her along with it.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4426142/6/To_See_You_Again

"He was like a zombie," Kakashi commented.

"A zombie, you say?" Kushina raised a red eyebrow. "Did he ask to eat your super-smart brains, Kakashi?"

The boy scowled. "No, of course not."

"Kakashi," Kushina sighed wearily, "do me a big favor and grow a sense of humor, will you?"


Fullmetal Shinobi http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5714583/11/Fullmetal_Shinobi

"You're nobody
till somebody
kills you…."

...I enjoyed every second of it, the chase, the beating, his screams… I think I almost jizzed in my pants...

"Sorry you guys, I got mugged by admirers and got held up way too long," He walked over to Sasuke and put his hand on his shoulder, "Sasuke I understand." Sasuke smiled at Naruto and nodded, 'Finally, someone who understands…

Kakashi came over to him and put a hand on his shoulder, "Naruto that's not cool, you can't just block a man's cock like that. In the Land of Fire if you block someone's cock they are legally entitled to kill you. You should apologize for that."


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3527390/20/The_Drawing_Board

"Naruto. I am your father."

Naruto, shocked, dropped to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he howled, believing a stranger's words.

Sasuke glowered at Sakura accusingly from across the table – or tried to, rather. He ended up glaring three feet to her right, at a random chair.

He pulled back. "Always leave them wanting more," Itachi had advised him once, back when Sasuke didn't know what that meant. He had thought it had something to do with shuriken.

Even though Itachi sucked eggs for confusing Sasuke so completely, he knew girls, so Sasuke wasn't surprised to see Sakura's eyes darken, see her breathing heavily.


Naruto's jaw dropped, and he seemed to look at the Jounin now part Chuunin as if God walked in and said to him; "young child, take that beautiful woman over there and procreate."


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5016858/8/Seal_Shatter

I can't let petty personal things like jealousy distract me…

He started to take another sip of his coffee, and froze.

Not that I'm jealous of Maito Gai. I'm not jealous. I'm not.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1414183/1/A_Girl_Thing

"Um, Master Kakashi? Can you tell Naruto…?" She trailed off, but smiled hopefully when he nodded.

"Don't worry. I'll tell him that you meant to break his teeth, not his nose…it was a joke!" He said bracingly at the look on Sakura's face. "I'll tell him you were sorry."

Sasuke had been experiencing the most wonderful dream…he had met with a terrible accident that left his face horribly disfigured, and Ino and Sakura were running in the opposite direction when he came into sight, his ugliness repulsing them. That had brought tears of joy into his eyes, and he found himself yelling mocking words at the two girls as he chased them, laughing hysterically.

"Now that I think about it, I bet you never had a woman in your life," Sakura said, shaking her head.

The older Shinobi opened his eyes, and slowly turned his head, glancing up at Sakura, a strange light flickering in his gaze. Sakura blinked at his sudden serious expression.

"You're partially right."

Sakura's eyes widened.

"I did know one woman, whom I loved more than anything," he replied, holding her gaze. "But she died a long time ago…"

Sakura remained still and said nothing, hoping that this rare display of his past life wouldn't end as soon as it had started.

"She was very beautiful," he continued, a note of nostalgia audible in his tone. "She was the world to me."

Sakura continued to run the brush through his wild silver hair, listening intently as she did so. The tone of his voice was one she had never heard before, and she could feel goose bumps rising on her arms.

"She used to sing to me...but I never really appreciated it. Now I regret not listening to her songs when I had the chance to." He murmured, finally pushing Sakura to the point that she couldn't stand the suspense anymore.

"Who was she?" Sakura whispered, mystified, her eyes full of wonderment and awe.

Kakashi glanced up at her and smiled.

"My mom."


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2005644/1/Basemates

It was a relatively normal day within the Hyuuga mansion, and it was particularly quiet since all the servants, cooks, and employees had their weekend holiday. A few random Hyuugas not worth mentioning were wandering the halls.

But among them, the two main characters of this fic were walking the long, maze-like halls to retrieve something each respective Hyuuga needed.

These two were known as Hyuuga Hinata and Hyuuga Neji.

I assume you know their story, yes? The unfairness that exists between the Main house and the Branch house?

If you paid close attention, you'd notice this unfairness simply because of the fact that I mentioned Hinata's name before Neji's.

Oh yes, the injustice of it all.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3304289/5/The_Demon_Prince_of_Konoha

"I'm going to the hot springs." She said, walking off.

"What do you need to go to the hot springs for?" Kankuro asked incredulously. "You just took a shower this morning."

She looked back at him. "Yeah, and we just finished fighting. I don't want to smell like you."

Kankuro huffed and crossed his arms. Gaara stood there for a moment before walking in the same direction Temari had gone in. Kankuro looked at him.

"Where are you going?"

"I don't want to smell like you, either."

Kankuro yelled in fury and grabbed at his head. "You guys really suck!"

Temari wouldn't call herself a bad cook. Kankuro might, but despite his jokes, she couldn't really burn water. She honestly wasn't a bad cook, though, Temari had to admit, she was a far cry from what one would call a "skilled" chef.

That still didn't explain why the sweet omelette she'd made was … growling.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4512691/2/Medicinal_Lullaby

Swallowing, he closed the door with an audible click. He could no longer pretend that everything was alright anymore. Jiraiya was dead, Sasuke was in the hands of the Akatsuki, and there was a manila folder on his coffee table, full of responsibilities he wasn't ready for...

Turning around and pressing his back against the flimsy woodwork, his body slowly slid down to the floor.

There was a woman behind that door who was pregnant with the demon kid's child. His child.

"Oh God..."

His legs curled up to his chest as his face planted into his knees.

"...oh...oh God..."

His hands came up and gripped hair tightly, trying to cover the overwhelming need to cry with pain.

"Why...why...why...why...?"

What the hell was he going to do?


Only in America are we this stupid: 1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


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Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 304,696 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Harbinger by tigerowl reviews
Naruto's friendship with his teammates Gaara and Haku is put to the test as they prepare to deal with the threat of the Akatsuki. The secrets Jiraiya has kept come to a head, and Naruto must shoulder the responsibility of protecting much more than the Leaf Village. Continuation of Forlorn. AU NaruHina, ObiRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 270,299 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Gaara, Haku
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 527,171 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,629 - Reviews: 6264 - Favs: 6,165 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,910 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,210 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 96 - Words: 659,311 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9458 - Favs: 8,317 - Follows: 6,274 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 168,556 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Pactio Quindecim! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Some things that happen can lead to different evolutions in a person's history, if they happen in different circumstances or with different people, or at a different age. This is the case of Naruto. Tricked by an ermine. Negima XOver, Rewrite of Pactio!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,892 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Negi S., Sakurako S.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,649 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006
The Necromancer: Revisited by Pyro Flare reviews
A revised version of my story The Necromancer. Two mysterious Akatsuki members have created a deadly zombie plague that endangers all of Konoha. Will its residents survive before the zombies or the Akatsuki cause their downfall? Chapter 18 added. Might as well be on hiatus now with this really sparse update pattern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
By Your Enrapture by Traingham reviews
Get lost in a world where Dark Mistresses hold the darkness of night in the palm of their hands. Immerse yourself in tales of eternal rivalry and unrequited romance where passion is a way of life. Welcome to the world of vice. Pleasure is just a bite away
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 252,806 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10454 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14048 - Favs: 6,960 - Follows: 6,232 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Birds and Bees: Original by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto wants to learn how babies are made. He asks Sakura who directs him to Tsunade who picks Shizune and makes it a mission. A Naruto pairing with good potential often overlooked. Adopting from Romez. Also I have twitter now. Look up Kyuubi16 if you want to know about my thoughts, what I'm going to update and what I'm working on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,330 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Rise of the black flames by maverick9871 reviews
This is the continuing of All because of a dress. Now exhiled, Naruto leads the black flames to destiny and beyone but is he ready for what must be done or will the flames consume everything including them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blood Stained Breaths by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
Starts off with a mission gone wrong, Naruto is injured. The rest of Team 7 are attacked again, what will happen to Sasuke and co. as Naruto lies unconscious? A damaged seal, a broken bond and something is lost that can't be replaced. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,600 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Edward E.
Ningen Impossibilities by SynneFox reviews
Rin has always aspired to be everything her lord needed; faithful, loyal, strong and wise. But amidst war, treachery and conflictions of the heart, she desires most what she cannot have. Where demons are superior, Rin finds she must fight for everything she wants; most notably the ice cold heart of her Sesshoumaru. Poor girl, she knows not that it is but ningen folly. Impossible.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,035 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion
Roo Wants A Dad by SeventhSinner reviews
Unbeknownst to the bouncy, high–spirited tiger and the lovely female kangaroo, something has always been developing between the two of them. From nearly the moment when Kanga and her little joey arrived to the Hundred Acre Wood, to the time when Roo and Tigger became the bestest friends.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,429 - Follows: 6,993 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Second Confession by Aikora reviews
Naruto has a hard time comprehending his classmate Hyuga Hinata. After an epileptic seizure in the middle of class she hasn't been the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7605 - Favs: 12,520 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13821 - Favs: 6,519 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Pactio! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Some things that happen can lead to different evolutions in a person's history, if they happen in different circumstances or with different people. This is the case of Naruto. Tricked by an ermine. Negima XOver
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Naruto U., Negi S.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,599 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dawn of a Red Moon by Pyro Flare reviews
Sequel to The Necromancer. Three years have passed, and Akatsuki's inactivity has caused tensions to rise in the ninja world. As Akatsuki begins to make their move, the tensions between the villages grow even tighter. Rating may go up. Story abandoned until the prequel's revision is completed, but even then it may never update.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Happy Birthday by Genesic reviews
They were dead, and he was a phantom; there was nothing left for him, right? One-shot on how Ash chose to watch over Marona.
Phantom Brave - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Regret Not A Thing by Mizerable reviews
Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,644 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U.
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto is dating who: The Bachelor Chapters by Meinos Kaen reviews
Sister story to 'Naruto is dating who'. Series of one-shots featuring Narutox? pairings. This story, though, has exclusively girls from Naruto. Leave your suggestions/requests via review. No Yaoi. Now up: Koyuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto:Death's Second Chance by Le loup de Kaiser reviews
Ever since the attack of the Kyubi, Naruto was shunned as ‘Konoha’s Demon’ when he was born with the Kyubi sealed in him. His life was miserable beyond grief. NaruHina, Naruto/Bleach Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 326,513 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Necromancer by Pyro Flare reviews
Two mysterious Akatsuki members have caused a zombie outbreak in Konohagakure! Will its residents survive before the zombies or the Akatsuki cause their deaths? Rated M for strong language, blood, and gore. Story completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,048 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto by calatrava reviews
The Devil is building his army. Uzumaki Naruto is looking for something that God wants to stay hidden. That is what makes him more dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5352 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Coming Master by Dancing Feather reviews
Hello, my name is Akamaru. This is my master, Kiba. I know he isn't much of a looker, but I'm sure I'll find him a good home one day. :hiatus forever dang it:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,753 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Akamaru, Kiba I.
The Truth of the Matter by Psychick23 reviews
His defenses have dropped, the barriers weakening, and for just a little while he glimpses the terrifying secret beneath the surface.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
To See You Again by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 351 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Get low, Naruto! RW! by Meinos Kaen reviews
A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! REWRITE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fang Vice Addiction by Traingham reviews
After one fateful night, Negi finds himself entangled in the world of Evangeline McDowell. Immerse yourself in a world of untold passion and growing obsession. Bask in the moonlight, and have yourself a bite to drink. The night is young. Are you addicted?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 344,578 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
a memorable night by emorexia reviews
what if naruto sees Hinata naked at the pool, what would happen if hinata has an accident and naruto brings her back to his place, what will they get up to I wonder? hinata x naruto please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Master Nin by Hawk reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Hell on Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
It has been a long time coming, but Uzumaki Naruto will finally get what he deserves. Crossover with Disgaea
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U.
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Be Flashin Steel When U Roll Through Compton by iNFAMOUS X reviews
Through a Series of events Naruto travels to the past and meets Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru when they were still teens being trained by Sarutobi. TsuNaru Completed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 234,480 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Idiom Plot by ckret2 reviews
On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Playing Another Side by ckret2 reviews
All Shizune wants to know is who Kabuto really works for. When he visits her after the death of Orochimaru, it seems that now, he may not quite know, either. [Spoilers for recent chapters. ShizuneKabuto. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
An Alternate Path by Surarrin reviews
[Alternate Reality] A single action as you stare death in the face can have adverse effects. Instead of hate, Naruto grew up with the fear of Konoha. Now watch as he backed by the ninja population of Konoha leads his life ultimately to his final goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,037 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Kakashi's dirty mind by Chained-Monkey reviews
Kakashi was just 'innocently' reading his Icha Icha Paradise as he walked past his kitchen, when he heard some unusual sounds. He stopped, Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto weren't'Oh God... they are... and in the KITCHEN' Rated for Kakashi's bad thoughtsOneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Pains of Peanut Butter by PhoenixClaw reviews
When Team Gai takes a vacation, things quickly get out of hand when Rock Lee finds himself pitted against a rather unusual opponent. Can the youthful green clad shinobi overcome this terror in the cupboard, or will he succumb to a most jarring experience?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
99 beers and a cup of ramen by Pandawasmyballpen reviews
Kyubbi and Naruto had long since merged. An ambush attempt, 8 rounds of alcohol, a mistake on his part and coupled with bad luck sends a drunk Uzumaki facing another what? Naruto? Time travel fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Naruto U.
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
First by Wielder of paperclips reviews
For a reason that defied all the laws of science and beyond, Shikamaru got to Tenten first. [CRACK pair] Shikamaru x Tenten, onesided? Neji x Tenten hints. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Death of Sasuke reviews
A simple mission.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Konohamaru S., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachis Autobiography reviews
The reason I killed my clan is quite simple - Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
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