Katarina Freeman
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Joined 12-02-01, id: 134161
Author has written 18 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, Harry Potter, Parodies and Spoofs, and Lord of the Rings.
The story if me:

Once upon a time there was a girl who loved to write. She wished desperately to write a story based on Harry Potter, but she was afraid. "I didn't come up with the characters! That's like copying!" she cried.

And then she met FanFiction.net and saw that everyone else was doing it. She's scheduled to jump off a bridge next tuesday at 3.

After writing a few fics she began to read and review others' as well. She came across a song parody and thought: "I could do that!" So she tried it. Baby Got Beard was born! And what is this? 10 reviews in one night?? Requests for another song? What magic is this! What draws so many LotR fans to parodies? She soon let this thought be, and only spent her time writing more.

A note from this strange girl called, "Me":

I love LotR, Harry Potter, Xena, Star Trek, Star Wars, and a whole bunch of other things that I can't think of right now. So if you think my parodies are OK, email me with a request! I'm always open to ideas. Just no NC-17 stuff. Well, MAYBE... only if it's a really good idea. But I won't post it.

Even if you don't want to request a song, email me! I love gabbing with other authors/scifi & fantasy fans. Or even just people in general! When you email, be sure to put "FanFiction" or "ff.net" or "Hi Katarina Freeman!" in the subject, or I may think it's junkmail and delete it.

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Harry Potter and the Affair of the American by Jade3 reviews
Albus Dumbledore is intent on raising hell in the Ministry. The Order of the Phoenix has risen from its ashes. The one who turned the tide in the war against Voldemort 16 years ago has returned...and she can easily destroy everything Harry holds dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
Not the Beard! by thecoffeebringer reviews
What an irrelevant title. Middle Earth's Newspaper reports on the LOTR fans' response to the Oscars.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf
Reflection Without a Mirror by Strega Brava reviews
A Weasley twin monologue written from their own very unique perspective. But which one? Dedicated to Steffie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2001 - George W. - Complete
Whisper on the Wind by H.L.B reviews
There are tragedies in Albus Dumbledore\'s past that we can barely imagine. A November day presents a young Albus with the decision of a lifetime. PG for some strong stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Albus D.
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Never Saying It by H.L.B reviews
Dumbledore struggles, alone, with his feelings after the Triwizard Final.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2001 - Albus D.
Through the Auror\'s Eyes by H.L.B reviews
Hagrid and Black weren\'t the only one\'s at the Potters\' house the night they died...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2001
Just Like Mummy by H.L.B reviews
Does Snape really hate Harry? Why? You might be surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Severus S.
Waiting by Strega Brava reviews
This story is very sad but very sweet...the sort of thing you might want to read on a rainy day. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2001 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Fly (for that Snape Guy) by Magenta reviews
Harry and co. take a *musical* approach during a particularly bad potions lesson. The wizarding version of the Offspring's 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy'. And yes, I am insane! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2001
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Monty Sauron and the Quest for the One Ring reviews
*Chapter seven is up* Can't you just see it with sickening clarity? Nine black cloaked figures, all clapping coconuts together as they go on their quest? Very silly. Be afraid. And then R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 1/2/2002
That's a Maia (That's Amore) reviews
::Sings:: That's a Maia! Spoof done to the tune of Dean Martin's
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/21/2002
Macho Dwarf reviews
Spoof done to the tune of... well, you guessed it! "Macho Man!" Ah, gotta love Gimli. ::Grin::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/7/2002
Hit Me Baby (Boromir's Song) reviews
Done to the tune of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears. Angsty in a humorous sort of way. Or is it humorous in an angsty sort of way? Anyway, enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1/7/2002
Apology to Sam Lovers(Pretty Fly for that Sam Guy) reviews
Some people thought I should've put Sam in Fellowship No. 9 instead of Gandalf... well, this song is an apology to them! Spoof. I'll let you guess what tune it plays to. :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1/5/2002
Mordor Must Be Missing a Nazgul reviews
Another spoof! I'm on a roll! Done to the tune of "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel" by Tavares.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/5/2002
Man! I Feel Like a Ringwraith reviews
A spoof done to the tune of Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman." Rated PG-13 cause the Ringwraiths decided to be violent. ::Evil grin::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2002
Elven Girl reviews
Spoof. Done to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Take it away, Arwen!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2002
Sam's Yesterday reviews
Done to the tune of "Yesterday" by the Beatles. I've always wanted to write an angst/humor fic. ::Evil grin::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2002
Fellowship No. 9 reviews
Yes, another one! This time to the tune of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5". It is rare that a movie contains so many hot guys... so enjoy 'em!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2002
Baby Got Orbs reviews
As requested; a song about hobbits and their darlin' eyes. Rated PG-13 cause it's done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," though by itself it's harmless enough to be PG or G.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2002
Turn Around, Frodo reviews
A songfic to Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart." From the makers of "Baby Got Beard" comes the all-new: "Turn Around, Frodo." My first angst, but not bad if I do say so myself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2002
Baby Got Beard (Dumbledore Remix) reviews
OK fine, so it's not -really- a remix. But I wanted to put this where all the HP readers can see it (see lower disclaimer). Done to the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2001
Baby Got Beard reviews
A spoof. Done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back," so I made it PG-13 just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2001
Author vs. Snape reviews
The story is basically what the title says... an author appears with her magic wand/pencil and tries to get Snape embaressed. Dedicated to those people who write funny stories about Snape so I can stay up until the wee hours of the night giggling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2001 - Severus S., Ginny W.
Tuna Your Fish
Based on the song "Gettin Ready" in the Lyre Lyre episode of Xena, but with SpongeBobian characters inserted. Really really weird.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Published: 12/6/2001
Ginny Weasley, writer reviews
Ginny starts writing her own Hogwarts "matches." But alas, Draco gets his hands on the story. Will Ginny get it back? Will she confess to Harry that she loves him? Will Hogwarts ever see good food again? (Trust me, you'll like this fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Ginny W.
A Day in the Show reviews
Spoof - Picard is stolen from the ship, and the crew deal with his abscence
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2001