Hamfast Gamgee
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Joined 08-03-07, id: 1341951, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 43 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Silmarillion, Hobbit, Doctor Who, Discworld, Harry Potter, Goodnight Sweetheart, Pirates of the Caribbean, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Chronicles of Narnia, British Comedy, Charles Dickens, Monty Python, and Yes Minister.

Hello, I thought I would say a few words about myself.

I'm Hamfast Gamgee male, single, living in the UK.

My job, you don't want to know about that, very dull, I come to places like this to escape work!

I like to write, my main stories come from Lotr, Silmarillion, Star Wars, Dr Who, Narnia, Harry Potter, maybe one day I will write the occasion Britcom tale to see how it goes, I'd quite like to write a Goodnight Sweetheart story! What's this animie thing all about? Maybe I'll get it one day! :XD

I like to get reviews I don't get many, but I suppose I am still relatively new here, I've never been flamed yet I think! I do participate on one or two forums!

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The Jewels of the Noldor
An alternative history of the Silmarillion in which the Valar do intervene in Beleriand.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,490 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Riots and Revolutions: or the Scots are revolting And so is Baldrick
A tale of Blackadder no.3, getting up to the type of thing he normally does. Please R and R, Ham. Rated K for some slight bad language
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Doctor Who and the Auton Invasion of Gallifrey reviews
A story where the Timelords are not destroyed. So the Doctor has to save them! From an invasion by Autons. Please read and review, thanks Ham.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013
The Dalek century reviews
This is a tale more about the Daleks and the Galaxy they were in rather than the Doctor himself so be warned. Still, the Doctor often bemoans the fact that he is the last of the Timelords. This tale takes a look at why the Doctor had to destroy the Daleks. Please Read and Review, thanks, Ham
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
A cat called Caranthir reviews
A little tale about a cat called Caranthir, interesting name, who helps Bilbo during his time in Thranduil's halls. A rather mighty cat as well. He was an Elven cat!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Rebecca Underhill, a Hobbit in Bree reviews
The short tale of Rebecca Underhill, a Bree Hobbit who doesn't travel much, but one day her life affects the fortunes of the Hobbits. Please r and r, hanks, Ham.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Aragorn, Samwise G.
Back in Nakasagi
Suppose a pal of Gary's happened to journey through the same time portal? Maybe he has different experiences! Please R and R, Ham
Goodnight Sweetheart - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,266 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012
A lot of bankers reviews
A Yes Minister and in The Thick of It crossover. I thought of these should be done as soon as I first saw In The Thick of Of It. To be loyal to In The thick of It, I am afraid that there is a lot of swearing. So I've rated it M. Thanks to Iggy for betearing, please r&r thanks, Ham
Crossover - British Comedy & Yes Minister - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
The knights of Ni reviews
A crossover between Monty Python and LOTR. Please read and review,thanks to iggy for bettering, Ham
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
The end of the Imperial fleet reviews
I always wondered what actually happened to the Imperial fleet. Well, here is what might have done. OC warning. Thanks to Iggy for beatering.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
The Woalds of Wardwood reviews
A tale of old Narnia. Matters are tense between Humans and the rest of Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011
The near adventures of Terry Teal reviews
A near chance meeting in the Golden Perch.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Fawlty Towers The Documentary reviews
It's a busy weekend for Basil. He has to deal with staff-shortage, the World Cup and a rather annoying film crew making a documentary about the place. Please R and R Thanks to Iggy for Beatering.
Fawlty Towers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011
Circumnavigating the Disc in glorious 3D reviews
So, you're gonna need your 3D glasses. No extra charge!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Of Odwaid reviews
A tale about an Easterling and possibly why they turned to evil.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Journey through the Stars reviews
A re-write of the Prequals. At least the first two. I think it needed to be done. And no Gungans anyone reading might be relieved to hear! Please Read and Review
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,051 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
The Prancing Pony 3 reviews
Or the Further adventures of Tom Bombadil. Just a light-hearted look at how some characters would react to their treatment in the films. Please R@R thanks, Ham.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
The Prancing Pony 2 reviews
What would have happened if Bill Ferny had taken over the Prancing Pony?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
The Prancing Pony reviews
A very short story about the Prancing Pony. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
A Sith Carol
A crossover between Star Wars and a Christmas Carol with Vader as Scrooge!
Crossover - Star Wars & Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,889 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Of Saeros reviews
A tale about Saeros. I've often wondered how he managed to get so high in Thingols counsel yet he was clearly not very nice. Possibly here is how!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Saeros - Complete
October 31st on the Disc! reviews
My little tale for a Halloween challenge. Just couldn't resist! Please R and R!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - GrannyWeatherwax, Nanny Ogg - Complete
Directions of the Dunedain reviews
The Rangers didn't find it easy getting there message to Aragorn!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Halbarad - Complete
Tanks a lot! reviews
It's Captain Blackadder's job to give a test run to the Tank a weapon that could change the nature of warfare, if Blackadder lives to see it! Please R&R
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Of Northad and Earnur reviews
A tale about the battle of Unnumbeard Tears. A little bit more information from myself as I can't seem to find any! The first chapter is fairly stable, but things will get a bit nasty in the next ones! Please Read and Review Thanks, Ham
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010
Endless Star Wars reviews
Basically, will the tale of Star Wars ever properly end? The extended Universe that is!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Mr Mat Mugwort reviews
Mr. Mugwort's tale who only appears once. Written for a challenge. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010
Star Wars Chapter 4, The Prologue reviews
Just a little alternative beginning of mine to the famous one!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010
Pirates of the Caribbean Island of the Undead reviews
I should say that this is not strictly speaking, canon. I have explained why Beckett is still alive, later I will do so as to why Governor Swann and Norrington are! Please read and review! I haven't had that many!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009
The temptations of power reviews
Just a little one-shot about the friendshp of Pintel and Ragetti
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Vimes's yearly review! reviews
Well, we all have to do one of these and so does Vimes. It's time for his yearly review. And does he not like that!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009
There'll be some changes made today! reviews
Goodnight Sweetheart, a Comedy from the Nineties. I should point out that I didn't write Goodnight Sweetheart, that was Al Boyle, neither Waterloo, that was Abba! But then neither did Gary! Please Read and Review!
Goodnight Sweetheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Escape from Umbar reviews
This is a little tale of mine set in 1856 of the Third Age in Umbar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and Dr Who's Discworld adventure reviews
A crossover between Discworld, Harry Potter and Dr Who! Discworld's Wizardry is soon in trouble. Can the intervention of Harry Potter the unfortunate victim of a Stibbons magic experiment save it? And I'm sure this teacher called the Master is harmless
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Hyperdirve and the Timelord situation! reviews
A Dr who/Hyperdirve crossover! For those that don't know, probably all of you, Hyperdrive was a BBC Sci-fi comedy that was cancelled after 2 series recently, but I liked it!
Crossover - Doctor Who & British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Carrot in Discworld's Liverpool reviews
A one shot with Captain Carrot in Liverpool, an important port in the Discworld, strangely left out on any of the maps! There is a tiny touch of swearing, be warned!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Dr Who and the Daleks in Space reviews
Just a one shot for a challenge, featuring the Tenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
The people of Akallabeth reviews
A tale about the downfall of Numenor
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Back to Mirkwood reviews
Just a one-shot as part of a challenge. Mind, maybe they could use it in the forthcoming Hobbit film?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
The Full Story of Endor reviews
What really happened on Endor, with a little twist at the end, see if you can spot it!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Galactic Turbosteel Strike
This is a kind of sequal to Evil of The Empire which I wrote some time ago.Which I think some people read and some possibly enjoyed. It is set ten years before the events of a New Hope. Some reviews would be very welcome!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,585 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Evil of the empire reviews
Well, this is a tale when the Gungans finally get it. This one is for all of us who have found Jarjar and the Gungans slightly, well, annoying. Though they probably don't deserve what I am about to do to them......
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Journey to Angmar reviews
A tale of an adventure of ages past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete