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Joined 08-03-07, id: 1342117, Profile Updated: 01-29-09
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey everyone!

My name is Emma, I'm a sixteen year old girl from Australia and I love reading. My entire social life revolves around the fact that if I'm at a great part in any book I'm reading, I refuse to stop and go out.

My favorite book categories are Twilight Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, I also enjoy a few Pirates of the Caribbean stories, but I find it hard to find well written Pirate stories... sorry Pirate writers, but it's true!!

Check out the Harry Potter fanfic challenge down the bottom, it's sick! ;P


Here are some of my favorite parts from some of the stories on Fanfic! (all of them are VERY funny) : (Please authors of these stories, don't get mad!! If you are mad, then send me a message and I'll take them off! Sorry!)

If you are looking for a great read (which, let's face it), is becoming harder and harder to find..) just search these stories, they are FABULOUS! (They're also all in my favorites)

1 (Na na James's Wand, by hateater27)

“James, if you don’t give Daddy his wand back, he’ll take away your broomstick.”

James froze. His light brown eyes grew wide and fearful, and his bottom lip gave the tiniest of trembles.

“Na na.” James shook his head mournfully. “Na na. James’s broomstick. Na na.”

2 (Potatoes, by charming-holly)

Ron: “I don’t start pointless arguments!”

Hermione: “Which is exactly why you’re poking a potato you claim to be a rock at my chest.”

“Ron!”

“What?”

“Quit being perverse.”

“I’m not being perverse, Hermione, I’m being a male. Besides, you brought them up.”

“I did not bring them up, I merely stated a fact concerning a general part of my body. Not specifically them.”

“Boobs.”

“Ron!”

3 (The enjoyable experience that is passing notes, by GhostOfBambi

James: Mr. Prongs recognizes that beautiful handwriting anywhere, and also bids the future Mrs. Prongs a good day.

Lily: Potter, I am not the future Mrs. Pongs... and yes, that spelling mistake was deliberate.

Remus: Mr. Moony dies laughing.

Peter: Mr. Wormtail doesn't get the joke.

4 (Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually, by charming-holly)

I shrieked once again and dropped my towel. Then I jumped out of the shower, forgetting about Harry. Obviously.

We both stood there, shocked and frozen in place.

Harry looked at me, and then his eyes traveled down to my chest. His eyes went wide, and his mouth hung open. I think maybe if I had stayed still long enough, he might have started drooling.

I snapped out of it and shrieked again, grabbing the shower curtain and covering myself with it.

“GET OUT! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!”

Harry snapped to attention and smacked his hands over his eyes, turning bright red. He whipped around and tried to run out of the doorway.

However, as the door had closed itself because it hated me, he succeeded in only smacking into it and falling to the floor, unmoving.

I gasped, and released the shower curtain, running over to him.

“Harry! Harry, are you okay?”

I kneeled beside him and brushed my hand on his face.

He groaned, and his eyes fluttered open. They widened, and then snapped shut again.

“I’m not looking! I swear!” he said.

That’s when I realized that I was kneeling over him, entirely naked.


My character couples for Harry Potter include:

Harry/Ginny

James/Lily (Aduh!)

Hermione/Ron

Neville/Luna

Remus/Tonks

Sirius/Sirius (I hate that most people pair him off with some random character, he's a player and we all know it! I LOVE SIRIUS!)

Couples I'm (VERY) against:

Harry/Hermione (He is her sister, he has explained that many times..)

Hermione/Draco (Alright.. EW!)

James/Sirius (PLAYER!)

Lily/Snape (Alright yes, Snape fancied Lily, but LILY DID NOT LOVE HIM BACK! Jeeeeezz...)

Harry/Luna (although some of them are quite cute, Luna is still more of a sister to Harry, like Hermione)

Lily/Sirius (Again, hes a player, let him live people! And eew, poor James!)

Sirius/Remus (C'mon people, we all know they're not gay, Remus married Tonks and Sirius loved women too much, get over it!)

P.S

I hate Legolas/Aragorn stories in Lord of the Rings, they make me sick and none of them are in character, they don't belong together! ARAGORN & ARWEN 4EVAH, and as for Legolas, well he's mine ;)


Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in any order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1 Ron Weasley
2 Hermione Granger
3 Sirius Black
4 Remus Lupin
5 Lily Evans
6 Harry Potter
7 James Potter
8 Severus Snape
9 Albus Dumbledore
10 Luna Lovegood

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
A Lily/Luna? No... thank god!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
What? Sirius? Oh.. only VERT HOT! FK YES! HE IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER! HIS HOTNESS IS.. Oh god, I think I'm drueling!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Harry got Ron pregnant? Well.. that would start a massive bitch fight between Ginny and Hermione!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yeah, Dumbledore is a magnet for good fics, you have to be skilled to write Dumbledore...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Hehe.. Hermione and James? Um.. kind of sick.. but if they were the same age.. I guess Hermione is a little like Lily.. who knows?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Remus Lupin with Snape or Dumbledore? Oh god! Well the Marauders would probably kill Lupin if he went with Snape.. so Dumbledore I guess...


7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

HAHAH! James catching Sirius and Snape in a relationship? Right.. thats not good.. James would probably kill Sirius for even.. wait, no comment.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Hermione/Harry? Well, they're everywhere! I'm not a big fan of them though.. too out of character, Hermione is Harry's sister, nothing more.. sick...

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Remus and Luna? Well... I haven't seen one.. but I'm sure theres a couple! Hell, if theres Snape/Hermione (gag) then theres bound to be a Remus/Luna..


10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

A Ron/Lily? Well, thats something I've never heard before.. I guess I'd call it Yo Momma lol! Harry would be pissed...

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Remus wanted Ron in the pants? Sick... right I'd probably make a plot like that WHEN PIGS FLY!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
James.. Dumbledore...? Ew.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Hmm.. a songfic about Luna... probably Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, by the bloodhound gang, because it makes no sense :)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Hermione/Harry/Sirius? Warning: Completely wrong. Do not read.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
What pick-up lines would Snape use on Lily? How about.. can you drop me off at the hospital wing? James Potter is heading this way!


16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Luna and Snape? I don't think so! Totally wrong!


I hope you enjoy my stories! I spent a lot of time not doing homework on them ;)

Emmi-Chick x

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T'was The Scariest Night Before Christmas by starsnuffers reviews
There's a killer knocking on Nate's window... On Christmas eve. Oneshot. Christmasy. Funny yet scary.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Nate, Shane G. - Complete
Hogwarts With James Potter by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
James has almost made it into his true love Lily's heart. It all starts on the train ride to Hogwarts in their sixth year. Tragedy, Humor, Romance, and Surprise is all included in this story. R&R LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,884 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Marauders are Back! by PhoenixDreamer55 reviews
James and Lily are finally together and the marauders couldn't be happier. But how will the rest of Hogwarts feel about it? Sequel to A Summer With the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Bet by fuzzyfirebunny reviews
Lily makes a bet with James that she can resist him even after 7 dates, she'll still be immune to his charm. Dun dun dun! LJ, of course, and maybe some other pairings. R&R please! COMPLETE! Finally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,467 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders: Year 1 by DarkAngel814 reviews
Let's go back to a time where Voldemort was just beginning his path to evil and four young students first enter Hogwarts. Join Lily, and the Marauders as they enter their first year of Hogwarts as well as the characters we all know and love. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Five Dresses by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
A Valentine's Day fic. Five times in Lily's life when she learns about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
See you in Gryffindor by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
A story where James and Sirius meet. James helps Sirius stand up to his Father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
They do NOT use our essays for firewood by Living in a fantasy reviews
While bored in History of Magic one day, Sirius and James come to the conclusion that Binns is using their essays as emergency firewood. Remus just thinks they're idiots, but when has that ever stopped those two?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Noble House of Pink by Regina Noctis reviews
What will Lily Evans do when Sirius Black pulls one prank too many? Something that none of the Marauders will ever forget. Prequel to Please Believe Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Musings by meandering-bluebottle reviews
Have you ever wondered what it's like to think like a Marauder? Find out what makes Sirius tick, why Lily wont say yes to James, and what he does to compensate for his messy hair. You may just meet some new characters too! MWPP era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sirius B.
Saving Ginny by Little Miss Elizabeth reviews
The Weasley brothers find an unusual picture while searching Ginny's room... Set in the summer before Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Stop That! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders try to get baby Harry to stop sucking his thumb.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Na na James's Wand by hateater27 reviews
When James the Second gets hold of Harry's wand, he is reluctant to surrender it ... just a cute oneshot about Harry and James. Please review if you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
101 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by phix27 reviews
101 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts anymore! Some are funny, some are... let's go with weird, shall we? Chapter 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
The Tales of a Best Man by siriusly klutzy reviews
At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Summer With the Marauders by PhoenixDreamer55 reviews
What happens when the marauders go to the pool? The answer is: anything... Follow the Marauder's adventures in their best summer yet. Final chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,037 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Battle of The Sexes by Laurien1 reviews
Ron and Hermione under go an interesting social experiment along with the other Gryffindor upperclassmen. Which sex has the harder life? We'll know once they figure that out, maybe everyone will learn a lesson in the end about life. Good fun, it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something to Share by siriusly klutzy reviews
Late night essays and letters from family bring two opposites together, not romantically, but together enough to realize that they have something in common and that peace can be created with just a little bit of latenight talking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Cabbages and Kings by Nyx-Zephyrus reviews
Sirius and James attend Harry's wedding. Nostalgia and poltergeists ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Literature by siriuslives394 reviews
Poor Remus only wants to read. Honest, he only wants to read! Sirius, however, is bored. As it is such, Remus reading is not an option. An all dialogue one shot. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Online Chatting by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
Their bored during summer, so why not use muggle communication! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Now, Truth or Dare by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
Lily and her best friend Marla get a letter telling them to go to room of requirement. this is my first fic so go easy plz, rating is just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jealousy is the Best Policy by PotterGeek020 reviews
Hermione and Ron seem to be getting closer to an actual relationship, but will a friend from Ron's past ruin it all? Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Lovesick by Michiyo Hikari reviews
James has a fever. Lily takes care of him. James refuses to take medication. Lily makes him, in her own way. [ 1FLUFFSHOT Fic ] You've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Interview with the Marauders by Telturwen reviews
They’re in their twenties now, out of school, but they still have the same spirited sarcasm they always had. Read an interview in The TimeTurner newspaper about the infamous Marauders and their activates…along with other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Whole New Family by Padawan Jess Kenobi reviews
Sirius goes to spend Christmas with James and Lily, who are married. They tell him there is to be a new addition to the family, and Sirius gets very, very excited... A cute little fluffy fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Little Bet by mynamesemily reviews
James and Sirius are addicted to girls, when they make a bet to see how long they can last before they kiss, flirt or ask a girl out, things turn crazy. And why all the sudden is someone beinng nice with someone? Please R&R. finished-old verision
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Secrets You Didn't Know About The Marauders by Sadie Lovegood reviews
A response to a challenge in The Reviews Lounge. The Harry Potter 'cliques' get together each for an exclusive interview to reveals their deepest, darkest, and sometimes creepiest secrets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Blindfolded by siriuslives394 reviews
An all dialogue oneshot. James has blindfolded Sirius, Sirius wants to know why. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Run, Fatso! RUN! by The Mini Marauderettes reviews
Its Christmas Eve and The Potters have two unexpected guests!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Beauty Of Life by MotherCrumpet reviews
Lily and James Potter are the young couple that everyone knows and loves, even when they're fighting. What they find out in the midst of a fight will change their lives for the better. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Legolas and the Curse of Sauron by Kimberleg reviews
Legolas aids Aragorn when he comfronts Sauron in the Palantir. But Sauron is not happy and decides to change Legolas' life forever ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Honeydukesing by Taste of Cinnamon reviews
Revised! Originally titled After Hours. Everyone's two favorite marauders, James and Sirius, make a midnight excursion to Hogsmede. Friendly banter, refined vulgarity, and general...er, groping ensue. An all dialogue oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Thief! by Ruby89 reviews
I'm going to kill James Potter. I'm serious! The git has really crossed the line this time. In all my six years at Hogwarts nobody has ever done to me something so terrible, so criminal, so wicked! it's short and pointless. but give it a try. LJ. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Heard Him, and He Was at it Again by soccer9678 reviews
James and Lily have to go to the hospital wing together, when James says something that makes someone lose a bet. i suck at summaries, you'll love it. oneshot please rr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Stuff of Legend by The Phoenix Queen reviews
James is upset when Lily rejects him for the 547th time and so Sirius decides to cheer him up by pulling a prank on Snape. How else? But when the Marauders invent a secret admirer for dear old Snivelly, interesting events occur to keep the prank going...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fit for a Prince by Brandi N. Jones reviews
Legolas finds himself testing the limits of his dignity in an effort to win the approval of the adorable daughter of Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Sleeplessness by Alissaaaa reviews
Lily is attacked by something 'big, hairy and it's trying to eat her' in the middle of the night. And there's only one person who cn save her from this 'monster'... LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
How To Drive An Elf Insane by Dark Windsong reviews
Legolas finds himself on the hunt for an elusive athelas bush with none other than Peregrin Took for company... Peregrin is eager to know all about everything from elves to babies. How will Legolas cope? No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chain Reaction by The Yuggster reviews
A harmless lie causes things to spin out of control for Legolas and Gimli. Humor. Post ROTK. Written for the January Teitho contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Marauders' Last Prank by Capramagus reviews
A devilish prank the other Marauders played on James, with a surprising twist...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Hobbits, an Elf, and Pink Hairspray by Dark Windsong reviews
Our two favourite hobbits get hold of a can of pink hairspray...Oh, the possibilities! They drug a certain, rather image conscious elf in his sleep and if you want to know what happens click that little blue title :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Three Leafs, Leave It Be! by Cosmic Castaway reviews
Its always fun until somebody gets poison ivy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Dangers Of A Sleeping Pippin by Allyson reviews
What happens to the rest of The Fellowship when Pippin sleeps?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Armour reviews
Emmett has locked himself in the garage. Edward and Jasper suspect the worst, remembering what happened last time Emmett had barricaded himself inside a garage. But is it really what they think? Jasper POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jasper, Edward
A Very Painful Interview Indeed reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Televisions, Owls and Lost Bangles reviews
The Cullen family watch 'The Ring' a horror movie. Basically, they are COMPLETELY freaked out and decide to destroy all televisions in the Cullen household... If you haven't seen 'The Ring', a small summary of the movie is at the beginning on the story! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Bella's Chocolate Cake reviews
Sequel to Jasper's Chocolate Cake. It's three in the morning and Bella can't fall asleep. There's an enticing smell coming from the kitchen where she recalls a chocolate cake had been thrown away just hours ago... can she eat it all before she's found?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Black Eye reviews
Bella gets a black eye, so Emmett and Jasper commit themselves to go to any lengths for a photo of Bella's latest disaster. To ANY lengths. Can Edward protect Bella from a simple flash of a camera? Rated K for themes of Emmett being... Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Chocolate Cake reviews
Emmett bets that Jasper can't eat a piece of chocolate cake, and things turn nasty.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
The Massacre reviews
Although James couldn't see the girl's face, he knew she was hurt badly, and whatever was wrong with her, it was Snape's fault. 'What have you done' James gasped, edging closer to Snape, who was hiding the girl's face. 'I thought she was you..' COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,317 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Influence of Thinking reviews
Bella is angry at Edward. Must he be so charming when anger is taking hold? Will he ever take this situation seriously? I rather doubt it. Bella&Edward... of course.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Moony's Marauderesque Misfourtune reviews
Remus Lupin, is late for class. But to make things worse, he is followed by Sirius, who is dying to tell Remus something, but Remus does NOT have time to listen to one of Sirius' stupid pranks! NO SLASH, Ew... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Marauder Theme Music reviews
Sirius is bored, of course, and decides it would be a great idea to make up 'Marauder Theme Music'. Unable to sway his friends into helping him, Sirius tries to convince them why the Marauder's are nothing without they're own theme music.. right... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Little Boy With Red Overalls And Blue Boots reviews
Sick of his family, Sirius at nine years old goes for a walk. But little Regulus at three years old was intent on following his older brother closely. 'What will it take to get this little brat to leave me the hell alone? ...Do I really want him gone'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Early Morning Pranking, Through Thick and Thin! reviews
Short story about the Marauders and they're early morning pranking, four in the morning to be exact 'Marauders: We share the blame, we share the credit and we share the detentions, through thick and thin' WARNING: Frequent use of the word 'Snivellus'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Moonlit Ice Dancers reviews
James takes Lily for a surprise date... On the lake! Yes, on the lake, not in! Set in their 7th year. Small oneshot of how James proposed to Lily. MARAUDER ERA. I love this story, so I hope you do too! L&J. Please R&R, tell me what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Loves Tuesdays reviews
Sequel to Lily Loves Mondays, one week l8r, Read it before this one, or it won't make sense! Sirius decides to jump out the transfiguration classroom window into the freezing lake, and who did he drag out the window with him? Lily. FINISHED. Rated 4 Swear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Diary reviews
Sirius finds a box. And in this box contains the diary of Lily Evans.. SET IN MARAUDER ERA
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily Loves Mondays reviews
MARAUDER ERA... James Potter receives a detention for blowing up a fountain, but the real story is that he managed to persuade Professor McGonagall to make Lily Evans accompany him to the detention. Lucky Lily. LJ ONE SHOT. LILY LOVES TUESDAYS NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete