Author has written 17 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XII, and Flashpoint.
Things about me!
I haven't found a couple I don't like yet in KH, FF7, FF10, FF10-2, FF12, Naruto, Xenosaga or Fullmetal Alchemist, whether it be normal, yoai or yuri. Challenge me please!!
I can type fast.
I desperately need to have intelligent conversations with people. I may seem a bit morbid/emo/goth/punk(okay. im most definitely morbid in a few aspects...), but I'm not really any of those very much. Different a good word. If I don't express my intelligence, It'll go to plotting world domination. It seriously might.
1. The first character I fell in love with: Probably Wolverine from X-men
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Greg Parker (Flashpoint).
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Harry Potter and Frodo
4. The character I love that everyone else hates: Jason Gideon (Criminal Minds).
5. The character I would shag anytime: Oliver Wood (Harry Potter).
6. The character I’d want to be like: Garcia (Criminal Minds).
7. The character I’d slap: Harry (Harry Potter).
8. What are your five favorite things about your fandom? Everything ...?
9. What are your five least favorite things about your fandom? Mary Sues, bad grammar, BLOCK PARAGRAPHS, and review whores.
10. Who are your five favorite characters? Mike (Spike) Scarlatti (Flashpoint), Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds), Greg Sanders (CSI), Ed Lane (Flashpoint) and Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds).
11. Who are your five least favorite characters? Sam Braddock (Flashpoint), Kevin Lynch (Criminal Minds), Hailey (Criminal Minds), Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) and Harry (Harry Potter).
12. What are your five favorite pairings? I like OCs, as long as their written well. And... well pretty much everything!
13. What are your five least favorite pairings? I dislike femslash, unless written amazingly well.
14. Which character are you most like? Hermonie Granger (Harry Potter)
15. What is your deep, dark fandom secret? G.I. Joe and Fantastic Four
Fan Fiction Writer's Code of Conduct - as written by SAR-132-4
As a fan fiction writer I will:
- Be bound by the rules of canon (aka, making canon act like they do in the show)
- Not make an OC that I insert be like me in any way, shape or form.
- Get spell check on my computer, or at least ask someone to Beta me.
- Not God-mod an OC, meaning that they will not have lasers shooting out of their eyes, make someone die just by staring at them or make them be able to destroy the world just by farting.
- Not make an OC make someone act out of character because that’s just Mary-Sue
- Make sure my OCs are not Mary-Sue by taking the litmus test.
- Not make any Author Notes longer than the actual story, or interrupt the flow of stories by inserting parenthetical comments (like this! Tee hee! _).
- Not write fictions that make no sense.
- Use proper punctuation and quotations.
- Read over my chapters before posting.
- Separate ideas into paragraphs and not make the whole thing one block of text.
- Be kind and courteous to other fiction writers.
- Review stories I read and offer constructive criticism instead of copy and pasting flames.
- Abide by the guidelines at all times.
- Act mature to all flames received and not take them personally
- Include proper warnings and ratings in the summary and not write “I suck at summaries”.
I will abide by this Code of Conduct as a fan fiction writer to improve my writing, and help others.
Found this somewhere. Just about died laughing cause it's so true.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
18. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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those that laugh last think slowest.
Music is love in search of word.
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space- over the limit?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Because both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don’t hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English?”
Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash: Honey, I don't live to please you.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.
One way to figure out how things work- push all the buttons!
Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
"Homosexuality is just humanity's way of controlling the population."
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.
95 of deadly is still deadly!
“Obstruction of justice? No sir, we prefer to think of it ‘avoiding complications’.”
Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the bottom of the heel that has crushed it.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and dogs.
I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is borken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken pieces as long as I live.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love love someone else.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutul weirdness and call it love.
I self-destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt...but in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run.
If hate is such a strong word, why do we toss around love like it's nothing?
No. I don't want this anymore. I don't want friends to die... or fade away. I don't want battles where we have to lose in order to win. -FFX-2
Everyone was so happy. “Great job, Yuna. You did it. You saved us all.” There were too many smiles to count... and I know that I was smiling, too. But now... when I look back... the people who should be here aren’t. The ones who should be smiling with me aren’t here. -FFX-2
"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass."
Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."
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"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright."
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
Hard work pays off in the future- laziness pays off now.
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.
"When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?"
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Once you go fangirl you can never go back.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
Tell the truth and run.
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Roxas can take a roundhouse kick in the face from Chuck Norris and STILL look pretty.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. William Dement
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
"I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys... unless they provoke me!"
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"
Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
When life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes!
"Love at first sight" is just another way to say "I'm stupid and desperate."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
There are some days when I just don't feel like talking...Today is that day.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in.
Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world
I believe in angels, the Kind that heaven sends ...I'm surrounded By angels, but I call Them my best friends
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ??
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
I have an open mind — it's just closed for repairs.
"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality." — Douglas Porter
"Trust your first impressions. It seems that thinking only confuses you."
"Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from ?"
"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
"In a fight between you and the world, back the world."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1)You accidently enter your password on the microwave.
2)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3)The reason for not staying in touch with friends is they don't have MSN or myspace.
4)You'd rather look all around the house for the remote than get up and push the buttons.
6)Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8)As you read this list, you think of sending it to all your friends.
9)And you were too busy to notice there isn't a number 5.
10)You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11)Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.
12)Put this in your profile you fell for it, and you know it.
13 things PMS Stands for:
13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
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If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
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if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
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If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!
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If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.
If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)
If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a bad feeling that Riku is going to end up dying in an upcoming Kingdom Hearts game, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know that you would cry if Riku did die in an upcoming Kingdom Hearts game, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were startled in the cutscene before his death, when Demyx suddenly went serious, copy this into your profile. (May Demyx rest in peace)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message to your profile
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (WE WILL BE TWINS IN THE NEXT LIFE!!)
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile
30 of kids go to college/uni. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college/uni put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Yangu Fuyu, Midnight Hikari, Bexmar, OceanSapphire,
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile"
If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck they're doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your Overly Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts...COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Axel faded copy and paste this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc) then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile
You have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.
65 percent of teenager would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you think SquareEnix could solve world hunger if they had $1 for every tear shed as a result of Crisis Core, copy this into your signature.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the comercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile
If you belive that Pluto is awesome and should still be planet because now pluto will have emotional scars then put this into your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!
If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love snow, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you are a proud Roxas fangirl, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.
If you wish you had a Deathnote, copy this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon,OceanSapphire
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls then copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you KNOW that your a 1st class weirdo and your happy you are instead of some preppy scary pink girl, copy this onto your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If there are a million things that you could copy into your profile, copy this into your profile
If no one really understands you, copy and paste this in your profile
Myspace is not life. If you don't have a Myspace page and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Things change. If you're one of those people who will ride the wave without complaining every single second, copy this into your profile.
If you have put your own "If you" statement into your profile, copy this to your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green/black/red/blue/silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total = 8
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
I was born on the day of Roxas and Xemnas
In the month of Saix
In the year of Luxord, Demyx, Demyx,Xaldin
And I'm Luxord + Saix year's old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Demyx years old. Or Roxas + Vexen years old. Many more.
My favourite number is Roxas + Xemnas
But my lucky number is Saix + Saix
If you get it, put your own on your profile
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
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THIS POEM WILL MAKE YOU CRY (Copied from pink-mutant14):
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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