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Joined 08-03-07, id: 1342707, Profile Updated: 04-28-10
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Left 4 Dead.

Sorry folks, I'm retiring. No inspiration for writing fics anymore, so I bid thee a fine goodbye.

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Deception by Zuvios Gemini reviews
AU. Deidara has had it with Sasori's bad habits, but after a talk with Tobi, he forgives him. He can't help but wonder why he forgives so easily. SasoDei, SasorixDeidara. COMPLETED AFTER A LONG HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hidan's Family by Hidan'sGirl247 reviews
What happens when Pein does a experiment on Hidan and Hidan gets Pregent? How will he take it find out! yaoi KakuHidan. Mpreg Hidan. T for Hidan's mouth. edited by HyruleHalfBreed. the chapters get longer after chapter six.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Pet (old discontinued shit) by ZetsubouAi reviews
i suck at summaries until the story gets rolling, so, whatever. SmokerXHunter SLASH. will be gory, a bit perverse, and GAYS GAYS GAYS. please just avoid if you like none of the above...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Closet perverts! by PaperDollsandCrimsonRoses reviews
After a mission, sasori wakes up to nothing. His cheerful team mate deidara was not in his bed on the opposite side of the room. What will happen if deidara makes him breakfast in bed. Sasodei, yaoi, rated M for man smex and stuffz! I suxz at summarys! XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Back To Wonderland by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Sasori is captured by Itachi and it's up to Deidara and his friends to save him, and the only way to do that is for Deidara to go back to Wonderland. SasoDei KakuHid KisaIta. rated M for language and yaoi. Sequel to Deidara in Wonderland
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Playing Doctor by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
And this too, shall not pass by MrsSand reviews
this is my first ff on here... It's TayuyaxSakon even though I don't like the couple much, but it was put in my head awesomely...!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tayuya, Sakon - Complete
Symbiosis by krizzlybear reviews
Flowers want to be pollinated. Bugs want to feed. It's a give and take relationship, like the one that unexpectedly blossoms inside a certain flower shop. ShinoIno. Finally Complete! Hooray!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,277 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
After All by owlickz reviews
Sasori was annoyed by everything he did. But even after all of that, he loved him. One night after a bad dream, his annoyance came to him, seaking comfort. SasoDei. Oneshot. Lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
What I Go To School For by Cupe reviews
YAOI Deidara has to stay after class, but he does more than just write lines... SasoDei, Yaoi, don't like, don't read. Lemon alert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Bomber's Heir by Aurifex reviews
Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
A Meaningful Partner by MoonlitBlood reviews
Tayuya needs somebody to talk to about her problems even if Sakon, though rude and obnoxious, is the only who who will listen. After all, it was hard being the only girl on a team of five guys with no way of talking comfortably to any of them. SakonTayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakon, Tayuya
All Girl Valentine Sleepover by RedRibbonhood reviews
There's an all girls mission and the boys want in on it. Also, other events..Too many couples to list like: AnkoxIbiki, KakashixKurenai, NarutoxHinata, TemarixShikamaruxIno, NejixTenten, SakuraxSasuke, KinxZaku, TayuyaxSakon, ect. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006
ShikaTema locked up! by Bunny Sempai reviews
ShikaTema locked up! Well...smut, and maybe I'll have a sequel to this? but they get locked up in a room together and Temari gets horny but Shika makes the first move!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mastermind by Makotoe Silvermoon reviews
It seems Sakura has learned to let go of Sasuke and move on. But a few years after into her relationship with Shino and the day of her engagement someone from her past comes back to haunt her. How will she deal with it but more will she survive? HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Shino A., Sakura H.
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The AP Chronicals: Story of the Akatsuki's Whore reviews
Deidara has a lot of boyfriends, but he wants to narrow it down to one. Who will he choose? Itadei, madadei, Hidadei, Sasodei, lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Deidara
Roter Sand reviews
A quasi-emo sasodei/itadei fic based on Rammstein's song "Roter Sand" from their new album, Liebe ist fur alle da!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Smoke and Shrieking reviews
Zombies don't love. Zombies just kill. Right? Well apparently not for these particular infected. SmokerxWitch.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
PedoSasoXNekoShotaDei reviews
As the name implies :P Just a sasodei lemon, but at least it's something
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brat reviews
Horny blondes really shouldn't become maids for rich, semi-goth redheads. Especially when said redheads already have masochistic clingy boyfriends. Sasodei, Sasohida, Kakuhida later, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Big Sasodei Smutfest! reviews
Just a big ol' Sasodei smut fest for y'all! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sasori Of The Motherland reviews
Another average day in Sasori and Kakuzu's little Russian shack, untill a certain blond shows up out of nowhere. Sasodei, KakuzuxfemHidan, yaoi, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Just some Kakuhida reviews
Some smut I wrote for someone back on dA. Kakuhida smut, and some Sasodei. Just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sasodei Drabble reviews
Sasodei versions of Metallica's "Hero Of The Day" and "Unforgiven II"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blood Bonds reviews
Deidara was a vampire hunter, Sasori was a vampire. It was impossible for them to fall in love, right? Sasodei, Kakuhida, yaoi, character death, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Forever Danna reviews
/Sequal to Good Night Danna/ One time is all it takes, but what could a puppet like Sasori and someone as young as Deidara know about what would effect the rest of their lives? character death, Sasodei, Kakuhi, ZetKonan, Kisaita, OCxTobi, MPreg, D-O-N-E!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sasori's Magical Birthday Threesome reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, but Deidara didn't get him anything, so what can the blond get his danna? How about a hot threesome with him and Itachi! Sasodei with Itachi, twoshot, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Tea time for puppets reviews
Deidara always wondered why Sasori skipped lunch on Thursday... SasoriDeidaraOrochimaruHirukoKazekage/Orosasu Sasodei Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lessons reviews
Sasori was a washed up rock star, Deidara was a kid who wanted to learn how to play guitar. It wouldn't be too hard for the two to fall in love. Sasodei, eventual lemon, mild language, yaoi, Slovak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Oto Offspring reviews
They both knew it was obvious, but could Sakon and Tayuya be any good at this "Parenthood" thing? SakonTayuya, UkonxKidomaru, and a little Orosasu, rated M for language, sex, and a naked Sakon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Tayuya, Sakon - Complete
Art Class reviews
Amazing the things that'll happen when you have to paint a nude portrait of someone. Sasodei, Kakuhi, Zettobi, and a very satisfying lemon at the end. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Good Night Danna reviews
Late at night, Deidara says good night to Sasori, and it leads to a night of passion. Yaoi, Lemon, Sasodei. Sequal's up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki No More reviews
When the Akatsuki break up, what will become of the members? Sasodei, Kakuhidan, Kisaita, Zetobi, and perhaps the tiniest bit of Shikatema. Rated M to be safe. The name for a chapter is a warning of what it contains.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
A Puppets Heaven 2: A Sculpter Gets His Wings reviews
The Sequal to my greatest story ever, A Puppets Heaven. Now Deidara has come to heaven, but finds out being with an angel, and being an angel itself, is harder than it seems. not a oneshot. Last chapter contains yaoi. LOTS of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Puppets Heaven reviews
A oneshot about Sasori spying on Deidara while he's in heaven. Sequal's up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
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