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Joined 08-03-07, id: 1342742, Profile Updated: 04-24-15
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Formerly silentsky93

Bear witness to a fanfiction reincarnation. The current owner of this account is out of the teenage weeaboo phase from which it all began, and has returned, four years later, as a graceful adult with student loan debt, bills to pay, and a hankering for a happy meal with chicken nuggets.

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Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Revenge Against Term Papers by zrose reviews
Precisely what the title says. A parody of the life of James Gatz and Nick Carraway's summer in epic scale. Beware of OOCness, seals, and Big Faults. I don't own anything that you recognize. You have been warned.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
L Write a Novel by ImaPseudonym reviews
L decides to write the world's greatest novel... And posts it to FFN.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
DON'T Mess with L's Cookies by The iPod Addict reviews
Did L always want to be a detective? What inspired him in the first place? What made him so good at what he does? And why doesn't Light get his pretty pretty princess pony doll? No, it's not an action figure, Light! One shot. OOC Spoilers: Episode 25
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - L - Complete
Maximum Ride: Too Good to be True by A.S Lee reviews
The Flock’s life is finally normal or the closest to normal possible for them. Everything is going smoothly, right? What will happen when it all fails? And if this time the world can't be saved? after MR 3 Join in the Ride is just starting-as of 9/8/08
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,882 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Aspen by Deji and then some reviews
I'm an Eraser but I'm...different.Whitecoats consider me a mistake,and the Erasers all hate me.Except Reuben.But he doesn't count.I FINALLY get to go and hunt down runaway experiments and leave the Institute,and everything goes wrong. PART 2 IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Death Note: THE MUSICAL! by Wasabikitty10 reviews
Do you hate Zac Efron? Do you like getting scarred for life? Then join the party! Involves much randomness. T for a bit of language, contains some LXLight, ah, JUST READ IT AND IGNORE MY STUPID SUMMARY! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Out of Darkness by nathan-p reviews
Eighteen-year-old Julie lives in an intricate delusion. Jacob Batchelder, her therapist, is determined to bring her back to the everyday world. Follow the story the New York Times calls "incredible", a psychiatric case study unmatched by any other.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008
The Riddlyr by Armageddon Child reviews
I am the beginning. I am the end. I am every drop of blood you've ever split, every child you've ever killed, every soul you've ever damned... see inside for full introduction
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Sure Thing Falling by tanyart reviews
Fang’s mother wasn’t the crack addict he’d thought she would be. To him, she was the perfect mom… but he wasn’t the perfect son. In fact, he never got the chance to try until now. clone!fang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Another Railroad by xinping reviews
Ao and Nanaki sets off to another notsoexciting adventure. R&R. I know it's in the wrong catagory.
Shamanic Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Over the Brink Of Insanity by Coondog reviews
Ever think the world of Ride was a little fishy? Here's why. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
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The Whitecoat Monologues reviews
Highly trained scientists. Thousands of confirmed kills. Will spook at the sight of a dust bunny that looks like a spider. The events of "The Angel Experiment," as told by the unnamed, the briefly mentioned, and the moronic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/1
The Most Important Things Lie Behind Your Eyelids reviews
"It's okay. You don't need to dream anymore."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ari B.