Reimei Uzumaki
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Joined 08-03-07, id: 1342938, Profile Updated: 02-23-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Age: 15

Alias: Reimei, Scoshi, Sempai, Kirara

Music:3 Days Grace, All American Rejects, Green day, Evanesence, Papa Roach, Korn, Breaking Benjamin,Red

Most Disturbing couple you've ever seen?: HidanxJashin...I'm sorry Jashin-sam but that's just alittle too creepy

if you love sasodei copy and paste this everywhere even on your profile or website!about 19 of people are fans of sasodei so make sure you get more people to be fans like i am!so if your a fan of sasodei give respect to it and remember it as the years go on!-
REMEMBER:copy & paste everywhere if you love SasoDei!!

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

1. Sasori

2. Deidara

3. Pein

4. Hidan

5. Kankuro

6. Kakuzu

7. Tobi/Madara

8. Sakura

9. Shikamaru

10. Naruto

11. Zabuza

12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Oh my Jashin No! Are you Insane?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not hot, Sexy. And Sexy enough for me to die and go to heaven if he even threatened to sacrafice me.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Holy Mother Fcker!Spews Soda across bedroom

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I believe there was one where he was punishing 8 for stealing his hairstyle.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh HELL NO! DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine Baby!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

He'd yell "SEMPAI IS A BAD BOY!"

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

He'd been chasing him for years and now he's his. But plans do not always go as planned.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Duh!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Lost Friend and Broken Dreams

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

No, those idoits. Unless you're including me but I doubt that.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Nope, I ask them to but nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Not unless they were high and Drunk. At the same time

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

DATTEBAYO! or RAMEN!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Angel of Darkness By Alex C. feat. Yasmin K.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Puppets, Strings and Porn ahead!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

B-but they hate each other. Ano... "Hey babe I want to taste you 'cause you look so good." XD I DON'T KNOW STOP YELLING!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Lots of exspolsions and Healing.".. I really have no idea

20) How emo is Seven?

He's more Happy go lucky or "Do what I say or Die" then emo.

If you think Deidara is cooler than Itachi paste this to your profile. (Not to mention Sexier)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE!

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Fire And Ice by Kirara the two tail reviews
InuYasha Chooses Kikyo and Kagome runs off, only to be kidnaped by Naraku who wants her as his mateO.o. What happens when her savior isn't InuYasha but another silver haired youkai? Will tempers flair or will love blosom? Pairings: InuxKik NarxKag SesxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
SasoDei Spring Awakening by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is going to a new school, where he meets a supposed 'Phantom of the Auditorium'. What kinds of odd things await him at this school? Ghosts? Love? Musical Theater? Deidara doesnt know what he's gotten himself into this time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Magic City by Devilis Kyuu reviews
AU Fic. Sasori was a successful puppet businessman. On the way to a business meeting one day, his car broke down. Deciding not to make his fellow businessmen wait for him, he got out of his car and decided to walk towards his destination when
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Drug by messlady reviews
A sequel to "Apology". Sasori got his punishment and now he sees everything in different colors. He wants more... and more... Rated M for a reason. DeiSaso smuttiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Eien by Keono reviews
Sequel to Dance With The Devil. Deidara is trying to uncover the mystery that is Sasori, but are there other things he should be more concerned about? Yaoi, Lemon, SasoDei! Character Deaths. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,085 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Serenade of Solitude by Lost Shining Ghosts reviews
Sasori know he's been changed, ever since he's met that annoying blonde bomber; hidden desires have emerged and he's been feeling things he has for a long time. Yaoi, SasoDei, Lemon, creative influence. Title is a irrelevant to story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Angst by Squinky Cullen reviews
Okay, Sasori is pretty much being a dick in this and poor Deidara is a bit too emotional. Warning for: Hidan's sexy body, swearing, slight sexual implications, OOC-ness and Suicide attempt. Pairings: Mainly SasoDei, bits of Kakuhida and KisaIta. Have fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Thirty Minutes by msyuu reviews
When Sasori leaves Deidara for Gaara, Deidara puts a bomb in Sasori's bag and gives him thirty minutes to make a choice. What'll he pick? What're the consequences? SasoDei. SasoGaa. GaaLee. *Complete*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Farewell, Akatsuki by FleetingArtUn reviews
Pretty much, this is the Akatsuki's thoughts as they died/were killed. Yurp. All this angst will hopefully help me get my muse back for "Sometimes". First up, Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Akatsuki
Gender problems by messlady reviews
Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Vengeance by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Sakura Death fic. Written in First Person. Now that Sasori-danna is gone...it's time I repay that pink haired annoyance that lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Just missed the train by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Deidara is being hunted by the police because of some crime he didn't even commit. The blonde was 'said' to kill someone which isn't true. Sasori saves and helps him but how far can Sasori help him? SASODEI. Song-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
English Dub Issues by FleetingArtUn reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki see more like hear what the English dub of Naruto has done to them. A semi-request. AnonymousHZ said she liked humor, and she's awesome, so I attempted this. REVIEW PLEASE. Light Languge, censored Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forbidden To Say I Love You by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Deidara tried telling him but it just won't come out of his mouth. VERY VERY SHORT. Sasodei. Oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
But Danna! by HolyJeevas reviews
Deidara just wants to go on a date with Sasori. Sasori has other things on his mind. What will the young blonde artist do to get his Danna to pay attention to him? AU. SasoDei fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Puppet Master's Wife by Melby7777 reviews
She had died. He wanted her back. He just never intended for her to come back as one of his artworks. AU. I seriously don't know what to make the genres.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
dare and loving kiss by Lil-red19 reviews
when Sasori is dare to kiss Deidara in a game of truth or dare everything becomes a wreck. what will happen? R&R and rated T for violence and some bad language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
We Sleep Forever by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu have been married for five years, happily living together with their science made child Hikuzu. Sequel to Your 'Wife'. Yaoi, eventual smut. Read the note at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,887 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
That afternoon at the library by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Shounen Ai. Sasodei. A sequel to "That day at the graveyard." Deidara notices that Sasori doesn't talk to him anymore; he studies with all his best and Sasori just ignores him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Season of Poison by BomberBrat reviews
It's Saori's birthday, and Kisame,and Tobi throw him a party, who knew the night would take such an interesting turn for the better? . DeiSaso, rated M for drug use, and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
That day at the graveyard by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Sasori was crying that day, until a blonde suddenly showed up and offered his handkerchief and then he left after crying with the red head. Will Sasori find the blonde again and give the handkerchief back? Shounen Ai. SasoDei:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Love Story by YaoiFanatic1031 reviews
Deidara blows up Sasori's favorite puppet and Sasori is extremley mad. But what will he do when Deidara tries to run away in the middle of a SnowStorm? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
I should've done it sooner by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Sasori's P.O.V. SASODEI. Shounen Ai. This story will be based on this quote: “It's hard to let someone go who has touched your life. But, it hurts more to say goodbye when he was never yours yet changed your life the most."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The wakeup call by messlady reviews
What will happen when usually morning bird, or should I say puppet, oversleep one day? What will his blond lover do to wake him up? Read to find out. Just a little one-shot lemon. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Like a Broken Doll by BomberBrat reviews
Oneshot, takes place a week after the end of Obedience, Deidara said that he believed Sasori, but are all of their problems really solved. S/M kinky warning, lemon. M for a reason. Brat is back baby!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Desperation by Replicae reviews
I very short SongFic I wrote inspired by Memories from Pandasmoosh.I don t like sad ff s but I really wanted to write this
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Shade's Hollow by NJPickleFiend reviews
Shade's Hollow is a sanctuary for lovers of Halloween, but when Bella's mother goes missing, she turns to the only one who could possibly provide answers: Skeleton Jack. Now Bella must find her mother and discover her destiny as Jack's Spirit Dancer.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,993 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
Let me be Seme! by KAHTz reviews
Deidara is tired of being pushed around, he wants to be manlier! But how will that decision turn things around in the bedroom? SasoxDei Warnings for smex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sculpture and Puppetry by I-Wish-For-A-Demon reviews
In this cruel world of ninjas, being in love seems to be a dream. For these two Akatsuki members, they might get the chance to live that dream, if they realize their feelings for each other. Sasodei, Side: KakuHida, KisaIta & more! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Comfortably Numb by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori reflects on some things as he tries to wrap his mind around his blond partner. rated M for yaoi, Written as a challenge from my lovely sweetheart of a wife Black55Widow. Love you Babe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I've Told You A Thousand Times by litill Hnappur reviews
Kakuhidan, hot summer, tight mask, rebounding personalities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hidan's Childhood by dghjkhgdrtuio reviews
Hidan has an abusing father, his mother is dead, and he is in love with Kakuzu. D I got really bored! lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Why Do I Love Him by xotakux2002x reviews
konan asks an interesting question.to answer her, deidara recalls his and sasori's history in hopes of finding the reason why. sasodei yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
It's Not Love by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Akatsuki High by allen.seizmik reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cloaked by ms.jester reviews
Kakuzu wants a brand new start after having lost his wife of two months. Kakuzu moves in with his best friend. However, moving in with Hidan just seems to bring more problems for Kakuzu, concerning his feelings. AU. Rated for Hidan's mouth. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Life My Love by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein sasori must make a huge sacrifice to save deidara. sasodei oneshot, character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Mine by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara crosses the line between what belongs to him and sasori. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Puppets Don't by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori is the master, and deidara is the puppet in their relationship. that's how it has to be, in deidara's mind. sasodei yaoi, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Secret by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara's hiding something, and sasori is determined to find out what that something is. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Hiruko by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara learns to like that ugly puppet of sasori's. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Girl by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara learns that there is a good reason that people don't get on konan's bad side. sasodei oneshot, fem!deidara. which makes this sasodei hentai, not yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Freezing by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara stays out in the rain, and sasori feels guilty. sasodei fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Evil Weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
this is why a weasel should not be allowed to keep weasels for pets XD itachi, a tiny bit of kisaita in the first part, and a bit of sasuke bashing as well! rated for hidan's language, as always
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2009
The Zealot's Ways by xotakux2002x reviews
just a fic about the little quirks of hidan the jashinist. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Selfish by thedemonsangel reviews
While being stitched up, Deidara calls Sasori a hypocrite. Is this the case? SasoDei, oneshot, some ooc, etc....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blindfolded SasoDei Oneshot by Demon Dairy reviews
Just a little SasoDei oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Stop Smoking Koi by Cloudsofsand reviews
Sasori smokes to lose himself from the world and Deidara finds out. One-Shot. Sasodei Deisaso Yaoi. Please Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blood and Cookies by SkyeFox reviews
Vampire Sasodei -smut-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Final Declaration by KiraAmano reviews
Sasori's final words to Deidara. SasoDei. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Sakura's Scent by bacatlover reviews
His nose leads him into uncharted territory far too often. As does a certain canine companion. But when he's put on a mission with a scent he can't resist, what actions will he take? KibaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,385 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Death is never fleeting by DeidaraXD reviews
Do not read if u cry over death fictions...sasodei no lemon though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sleeping With Ghosts by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori reflects on the world as he rides to bus to be with his lover Deidara. AU SasoDei Oneshot. A late tribute to Sasori's Birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Affection by Songstone reviews
-Jinchuuriki Side Story- Deidara often forgets that Kyuubi's emotions are heavily dictated because of his own, given that they share a mind. -SasoDei and ShukakuxKyuubi-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Deals With the Devil by Corrupted Anthro reviews
Hidan x Sakura.. Sakura was just to curious for her own damn good. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Joji of the Desert Sand by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura is child who has been moved to Suna with an abusive father and a demon inside her there she meets Gaara and they befriend one another until one day sakura is sent to the Akatsuki....Sequel coming
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The bet by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu loves money, Hidan loves Jashin. Takes those two things away and the two go through withdrawal XD With Konan in charge of the bet, who knows what the loser will do and who knows what will come out of it. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Spanglish by Songstone reviews
Sasori knew ahead of time that as he and Deidara began learning English that they would both develop accents. Though, he wasn't planning on his lover's French accent to be so...well, cute. -SasoDei AU-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Clan of the Twin Dragons by Sakura Rei Yuki reviews
[Sequel to Clan of the Black Dragons]It's been four years since Sakura became clan leader now she has to go threw new challenges and face a new enemy. gaaxsaku shikaxtema naruxhina inoxsasu nejixten lilyxitachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Frozen Kiss by Silentsoul66 reviews
T.T Sasodei Deisaso oneshot. XD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Stars by Devilis Kyuu reviews
Slight AU fic. 'He's never coming back.' Sasori cringed at the thought as he grasp the photograph frame tightly… Warning slight OOC and YAOI! Sasori is younger than Deidara in this fic, by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A hearts puppet master by desichan17 reviews
Sasodei One shot. deidara is the school whore. sasori is the new kid. can sasori make 'one night stand' deidara fall for him? sasodei mature warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Playing Cupid by YaoiRocks reviews
It's valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2008 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Deidara's birthday by ThiefSuzy reviews
Deidara's birthday, SasoDei, oneshot. almost 1k words...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Genesis by Arrina-san reviews
Emotions. Conflict. Lessons learned hard. He would do anything to never face them again: even throw away his greatest desire right after he obtained it. Besides, why should one love...when they weren't meant to in the first place? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,818 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Inverted Cross: The Case of Uchiha by Ayane Selznick reviews
Four years later, the Uchiha brothers chase a conclusion concerning their past. And so, the vampire hunting continues. Sequel of Inverted Cross
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Flavor of Life by Devilis Kyuu reviews
[SONGFIC] When you say thank you to me, for some reason it hurts. Like a magic spell that doesn't get undone even after the goodbye... This takes place after Sasori's death. And is more like a 'flashback' kinda fic. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forbidden Love by Kagome126 reviews
Inuyasha's a Prince and Kagome's his servant. She's not like the past servants he had though. She's not falling all over him. Could it be he's falling in love? No he can't it's forbidden. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,038 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
When light turns to darkness by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
Sakura and Tenten get kidnapped by vampires to become their mates. After, they meet Hinata and Ino who were kidnapped for the same reason. Dark fic. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Water and Fire by Yashodoa reviews
Story of a girl who became a Geisha, to an Empress and the fabled goddess. The story of Water and Fire, of Kagome and SesshoMaru. Rating due to 2 chapters.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,113 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Magnetism by Arrina-san reviews
I sometimes wondered if Danna wished to see the world through my pair of eyes, to experience beauty in another form besides his. [Implied SasoDei, Deidara's POV]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Beauty by Fading wind reviews
Beauty is fleeting. [SasoDei]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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The Divine Conspiracy reviews
Sasori Akasuna, a normal 15 year old boy lived a boring life until he saved an injured man Deidara. But what he didn't realize then that a small simple act of kindness then would turn his world into a nightmare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Growing up with Criminals reviews
Reimei Namikaze is a young girl who's family is either dead or she has been forbidden to see them. But when her forgotten cousin appears he takes her to live with his organization of criminals. What is Reimei in for?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Akatsuki
Get Me Outta Here! reviews
Deidara is sent to an Asylum where he meets Hidan, Kakuzu, Reimei, Ama, and the sexy Dr. Akasuna. Will Deidara catch the red haired doctor's attention? Or will he lose what's left of his sanity trying? SasoDei, KakuHida. Rated for mouth and possible lemon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
38 steps
Songfic! Reimei realizes how important the one she lost is to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hidan - Complete