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Joined 08-03-07, id: 1342987, Profile Updated: 07-08-08
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I'm 14 and really boring. I suppose I wouold be classified as a drama nerd. But I'm not a nerd to the point where I don't have friends. Quite the oppisite. So I suppose I'm a Semi-Popular Drama nerd. Just to clear up all confusiion.

-If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

Sorry I'm late, I got into an arguement with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard "Snap, Crackle, Fuck That Asshole"

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god.idiot.

Music is like candy- throw away the rappers.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

If your going to be two faced, sweetie at least make one pretty!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

So what if I'm a bitch. You're a whore. And personally, I would like to be known for what I do, not who I do.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you.Crazy is when you were bored and hyper you wrote down like three pages about the voices who talk to you even though you don't have skitsophraina If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

copy this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world tion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. - I find this weird cause I don't know you or how much you like chocolate. If your copying me I love Chocolate very much.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

I firmly belive evil bunnies will take over the world.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

"Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies" =)

slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Random Quotes

Beast:I want to do something for her... but what?
Cogsworth:Oh, there's the usual things; flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep... - Beauty and the Beast

Mort: I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!-Madagascar

Shoes, Fk shoes-Dane Cook

Are you a Compact Evil Ninja Lepracahun-Me

That's a beautiful peice of man candy- Me again

YOUR CHINA- from my friends sisters boyfriend who got it from the show Srubs.

Boo you whore- mean girls

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She Will Be Loved by The Rejected Spork reviews
Set when Edward left Bella in NM. 5 years later, Edward is a famous singer named Clyde Mason in London and Bella is a famous dancer in NY. What happens when they cross paths? Read and find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Emmett's List by Lace168 reviews
What is the worst Emmett could do in an elevator? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
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Twisted Love reviews
Bellas a princess and in love with the duke, Jacob. Or so she thinks. She finds out shes engaged to King Edward of the rival country. One problem Bella hates Edward and is blinded by her love of Jacob. Can she ever see the light?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Letters From War reviews
Edward and Bella meet shortly before Edward goes to war. Can there new relationship survive long distace. Better yet can Edward survive period. Based on the song Letters From War by Mark Schultz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lost Memories reviews
Bella is kidnapped by the Volturi and changed. She falls in love with another vampire, in the Volturi! Who is it? and what happens when Edward shows up? Who will she choose, present or past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007