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Impending Mania by BonitaChic reviews
Post Eclipse. Bella and Edward try to one-up each other with romantic surprises. Who will win the upper hand? Series of one shots, all fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 6,474 - Follows: 7,581 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7229 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 7,747 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Sculpted Shadows by liliana-beleren reviews
On the run from her arch rival, Garruk Wildspeaker, Liliana seeks out the help of her old flame, Jace Beleren. Things are difficult, as the planeswalkers soon find out. Who is the beastmage working for, because who ever it is, is on a mission to control Ravnica. Liliana and Jace soon see that things are not always as they seem, including each other.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 100,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Jace B., Liliana V.] - Complete
The Perfect Mistake by percabeth777 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are both settled into their new lives in New When a blizzard forces Annabeth to stay at Percy's for the holidays, everything is perfect until problems start Post-TLO,
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,223 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Sense and Sexuality by greenconverses reviews
Being sexy is really hard, Annabeth discovers. Especially when you have a kelp-headed son of Poseidon for a boyfriend. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic. Rated M to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Maternal Wisdom by shineyma reviews
"How do I stop?" A Chalek-flavored rewrite of the conversation between Chloe and Meredith in Beautiful Day. :: Now continuing into a rewrite of the rest of the episode.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Waving Down the Heavens by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Collection of uncanon Twilight pairing drabbles, all disconnected. Done for the Twilight uncanon drabble meme on LJ. Slash, femslash, UNCANON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008
Iris by bombalurima reviews
An AU exploring the idea of Mai being pregnant with Zuko's child during the events of The Boiling Rock, and all that it changes, effects, and means-both bitter and sweet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,296 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Mai, Zuko
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Road To Recovery by LestatHughLover reviews
The truth about Reid's behaviour is revealed. The road, however, does not seem to get any easier, even with Gideon now by his side. Sequel to DSH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 151,941 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/2/2007 - S. Reid - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
I'll teach you a lesson by SleepyGirl reviews
I was in jail for 5 years. I'm finally free from the jail and entered the private school for rich kids, called 'Konoha Academy'. I guess I'm going to teach those spoiled brats a little lesson... that's what I thought... Sakura center-fic. Sakuraxmulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H.
The Vegas Effect by Shanna1 reviews
Sometimes a visit to Vegas happens to follow you home. JJReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 79,057 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting! by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
The team plus Trent Kort is attacked by ninjas! How will they ever escape! Written for the NFA Community Crack!Fic Pic Challenge. Based on a Caption This! caption written by channeld.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Temptations by Tysoular reviews
FIRST FANFIC! Please Review! So think back to Bella's first day at Forks Highschool, when Edward wanted to kill her the most, what if after school he did give into the temptations of her blood and he went after it... Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Talks, Thoughts & Other OneShots by LoraLee2 reviews
A collection of oneshots, a little bit of everything, humor, angst, romance, drama.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,533 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
CIA: Cullens In Action by Shinkiiro reviews
The Cullens take a trip to Italy, but their vacation is interupted by an unexpected visitor... Cars/Esme
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
A Parody of Cliched Characters by iMbEtTiNgOnAlIcE357 reviews
A parody of fan fics with VERY cliche characters. Includes cliches of Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, Rose, and Esme in first chapter. Bella and Carlisle are normal
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Attack by ohcrapitsme reviews
It all started when Mike Newton couldn't hold it in any longer! He proclaims his love for Bella and Tyler now loves Edward. Jasper is in a dress and Emmett is Hannah Montana. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella
A Moment of Truth by amor vincit omnia reviews
One night of pleasure turns into a future disaster as Bella has to face the truth about her actions and the unexpected problem that comes with it. You don’t have to be Alice to know how their going to react to this… delivery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,505 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Speak by beautifully twisted reviews
Isabella Swan was raped and now out of control. No one knows her secret. Renee cant take it anymore and ships Bella off to Forks with Charlie. Where Bella has to face her rapist everday at school. Bella trys to act tough. Can she handle the pressure?ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008
Four Square by Just That Girl reviews
When Alice foresees Edward cheating on Bella, problems ensue. A four square love battle between Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Tanya. Who will end up with who in the end? Romance, mystery, drama, what more could you ask for? Rating changed from K plus to T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
JJ's Journal by mabelreid reviews
JJ keeps a journal... beginning with the pilot. We see her impressions on the team with special look at our hot young genius and how she really feels about him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 43,406 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by bella3590 reviews
Emmett wants to play Truth Or Dare. Will they take it to the top? Please review!* Chapter 16 up now!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Destiny Altered by SkyWarrior108 reviews
This story picks up during the last episode of Book 3, and explores the evolution of Azula's character after she was defeated in an Agni Kai and sent to a mental institution. Story told from Katara's POV. Eventual Azula/Katara pairing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,286 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Azula, Katara - Complete
Of Broken Hearts and New Beginnings by Atomicjinx-x reviews
AU-Human. Rosalie Hale has just found her fiance cheating, now she is broken hearted. Can help from her friends and a new neighbor with a heart of gold and carpe diem attitude bring her back to life and help her believe in love again? Rosalie and Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Realism: Breaking Clichés by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P.
Between the Scenes by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Horror! Oh, the Horror! by Infinite Rhapsody reviews
Bella, the Volturi, the wolves, and the Cullens, 15 yrs after Bella's change, read a mysterious book. And that book just happens to be...A MARY SUE FANFIC! Read for Edward's reactions, if nothing else. R&R please. T for language. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Twilight: Jessica's pov by LiGiKi reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like in Jessica's point of view in the Twilight book? Well read this story to find out! I hope you like it : It's rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jessica, Bella
Sports by editor frog reviews
Reid and the Olympics...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
She loves me she loves me not by moonshoot reviews
Alec, from the Volturi begins to like Alice, will she turn him down or accept his feelings? Will he give up feeding on humans? *First fanfic. please read*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Alec, Alice
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by RangerBabeFan reviews
Challenge from another board. Recounting one of Stephanie's more humorous takedowns with the Merry Men
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
We Did Well by Cullens4everandever reviews
Edward is so protective of Bella, that I can totally see him with daughters. These are just oneshots and ministories of Edward and Bella and their daughters, Lucy and Katie, and son, Mason. Read and find out all about it!. ALL HUMAN! lots of fluff! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,501 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Charlie's Last Request by Contradictation reviews
This is a Oneshot about Charlie, and his last Request for bella as he lies on his death bed
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Scenes from a Fireplace by a certain slant of light reviews
With five charms and one kiss, he takes away more than he can ever replace. ჯ EdwardTanya.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
When Tanya Strikes by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
What does Edward really do when Tanya comes on to him? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Luck by rogueandkurt reviews
Reid takes a chance, and lives to regret it. Oneshot. ReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2008 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Wake by Flash Foreward
In the aftermath of a broken treaty, in the wake of two deaths, many things happen...Warning: Character Deaths. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Jacob, Carlisle - Complete
Truth or Dare by Readmymind1621 reviews
Bella and the Cullens are bored one night and decide to play a game. First story...come and have a look
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
AIMing With Vampires by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
Alice - Shop&See Bella- anima Bella Carlisle- Smoothoperator Edward - Lion King Emmett - Ihugbears Esme - Snow White5 Jacob - Hot DAWG Jasper - Emotional Warfare1861 Rosalie - 4EverYoun
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008
Seeing Things by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
This is a vision Alice probably didn't have, but I thought it would be neat if she did. Set after Edward's return from Alaska after running away from Bella on her first day of school. Don't worry, it's in canon. Esme's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2008
Dear Rosalie by Little Orange Frog reviews
Rosalie,read this carefully. You will not throw this away. You will not burn it with your hairdryers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Every Turn Of The Page by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Piece Of Cake by Margaret Price reviews
Not everything Iron Klaus has to do for NATO is a piece of cake. This time, however, it is. Literally.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
In the Cold Cold Night by edenfalls81 reviews
River and Mal spend the day together and tragedy finds them. The results will change everything for them both. MalRiver Updated and fixed the cut chapter!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,982 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Mal, River - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Death Hina by Lica03 reviews
Love Hina x Deathnote crossover. Keitaro gets hit one too many times. How does he react when a notebook that can kill people by having their names written on it suddenly falls on his head? RnR pls.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/13/2007
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Sephiroth The Virile by darkpyroangel06 reviews
Sephiroth is getting letters from women stating they all want him to meet his children. Wait, children!Please don't hate me for what I've done to FFVII. I want to claim I am drunk, but I can't since I don't drink. sigh I can only please sanity...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9703 - Favs: 12,685 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete