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Author has written 6 stories for Horton Hears a Who, Ninja Turtles, Beauty and the Beast, Peter Pan, Monsters vs. Aliens, and American Dragon: Jake Long.

My Deviantart account where you can see my crapy drawing and such here: Yayz! .

Ello~ Toph Nakamaru here. I'm an anime and manga freak, along with being a Narutard. Disney movies' pawns all, and Dream Works make some of the best movies ever made. I enjoy making fanfics, but can never really find time to actually finish them! But, I'm hoping I can upload some more of my work on here and finish them as well.

I really love reviews, it actually helps me want to get the next chapter out sooner. Okay, so, here's the statues:

Mistress Of The Full Moon, A Monters vs Aliens fanfic-hiatus (Will continue, I just want to finish up some of my other stories first)

A Hopeless Dreamer, A Peter Pan fanfic-WTW

The Girl With Scarlet Hair, A Beauty and the Beast fanfic-SOL

Double, Double Toil and Trouble, A American Dragon fanfic-WTW

The Who's From Who Springs, A Horton Hears A Who fanfic-SOL

(WTW: Within The Week)

(SOL: Sooner Or Later) -Which means, at any moment the next chapter could be out.

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Please be patiant with my work, since I am a procrastinater and I'm slow.

If your arteries clog up just thinking about McDonalds, post this in your profile.

Humans are listed under kingdom animalia, thus making us animals. If you are a believer in anti-animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch went under, copy and paste this ontop your profile if you'd be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Especially if Hollister went under!! xD)

98 per cent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you laughed during sex ed in the middle of class, in front of the teacher, saying: "Sex is funny!."

If you obsessed with animals of all kinds, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you belive in gay rights, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

We are all the same, stop racism; copy and paste.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you are the shyest person on the planet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile

Horton Hears A Who is THE most awesome movies ever. My favorite character in that movie is JoJo McDodd. He's awesome and just the coolest animated characters ever. If you feel the same and you love that character, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you thought Monsters vs. Aliens was a kickass movie, post this into your pofile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

'If animated men/women were real, I would so marry one!’ If this statement describes your way of thinking, copy this into your profile

When I was your age Nickelodeon had good cartoons! If you were a child before Nickelodeon started to suck, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this on your profile

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile

95 percent of kids would panic if someone called them a freak. If you would say "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever screamed at you're computer for five minutes becasue it wouldn't load, but realize you just had to scroll up copy this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you have ever listened to a song so many times that you start randomly hearing it in a quiet place, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever had your tongue stuck to a popsicle, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a Disney freak, to old for it, and proud to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

When someone's talking directly to you and you can't hear them, but whenever someone's in a completely seperate room and they're whispering about you, you can hear them clearly. Copy and Past this into your profile if that's ever happened to you!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into you profile.

If you think using medical terms such as 'retarded' and 'gay' as insults is wrong, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the people who think that the Eragon movie was a complete and total waste of time and money, copy this into your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on loving cartoons, copy and paste it to your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMPS, GRAMS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt.

BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying.

BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this shit!!

'Girls Don't realize these things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You Know You Live In 2009 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

The Friendshp Pledge:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The hateful bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Then tell

You to get up, because it's dirty down there.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend"

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had?

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart... If you don't, you might break theirs.

Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?

Your heart decided whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own... when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?

To many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much... for fear the other person does not care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied you feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

& she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away

I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon." - Comedian Chris Rock

He who hesitates is probably right.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today, we call it golf.

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the fuckin sidewalk!

I don’t care what people think about me. It can’t be half as bad as what I think of them.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another

Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Death is life's way of telling you - you're fired.

WARNING-I tend to give people the I-am-going-to-blast-you-with-a-weapon-of-doom smile.

"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight"

Yes, I have walked into doors; tripped on air; fallen UP the stairs; forgot what I was talking about; lost interest in my own conversations; had arguements with myself and LOST.

When the americans went to space they quickly found out that ball point pens wouldn't work in zero G's so NASA spent a decade and 12 billion dollars developing a pen that could write in zero G's, upside down, underwater on almost any surface including glass and in temperatures ranging from below freezing and to 300 degrees F

Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up., tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sound. Get her mad at you, and then kiss her. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on her forehead. Slow dance with her even if there's no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her...tell her. -Unknown

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you its yours, if it doesn't, it never was. -Unknown

Me and you are friends...
You smile, I smile...
You hurt, I hurt...
You cry, I cry...
You just off a bridge,
I'm gonna miss you.

Someday everything will make sense. So for now, laugh at all the confusion; smile through the tears; keep reminding yourself...'Everything happens for a reason.'-Unknown

Live for today because yesterday is over & tomorrow may never come. -Unknown

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. -Unknown

Be what you want to be, not what others want to see. -Unknown

Sometimes I wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me. -Unknown

People said I've changed so much. Well here's the honest truth...I grew up. I stopped letting people push me around. I learned that you can't always be happy. I accepted reality. -Unknown

Laugh your heart out
Dance in the rain
Cherish the moment
Ignore the pain
Live, Laugh, Love
Forgive & Forget
Life's too short to be
Living with regrets.

When there's something you want, fight for it. Don't give up-no matter how hopeless it seems, even when you've lost hope, because years from now you're gonna look back and wish you'd gave it one more shot. Because the best things in life don't come easy. -Unknown

People who don't know me, think I'm quiet. People who do know me, wish I was. -Unknown

I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, because I'm a real girl, and I finish what I start. -Unknown

I'm crazy. I'm silly. I'm funny. I'm cute. I'm brave. I'm girly. I'm sweet. I'm loud. I'm cheerful. I'm opinionated. I'm energetic. I'm annoying. I'm fun. I'm outgoing. Sometimes I'm not everything I wish I could be, but I'm everything I need to be. I'm just me, and I like it like that. -Unknown

Got a problem with me?
Solve it!
Think I'm tripping?
Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me?
Sit the fuck down.
Can't face me?
Then turn the fuck around!

Fake girls get all dressed up
Thinking they look all goodie
When me n my girls look real cute
Rockin sweatpants n a hoodie.

I'll always be beside you
Until the very end,
Wiping all your tears away,
Being your best friend.
I'll smile when you smile
& feel the pain you do,
& if you cry a single tear,
I promise I'll cry too.

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullsh, & never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted. -Unknown

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe, I like being unperfect. -Unknown

As soon as you get online...
whos name do You look for first?
When a Slow Song Comes On The Radio--
Whose Face comes To Your Mind first?
When You Hear Your Phone Ringing...
Who Do You Hope it is callin?
Whose name...
Makes Your Heart skip a beat? -

"When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there." - Unknown

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll
just mess it up.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

~Ways to Freak out Your Roommate~

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

24 (awesome) WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


Sterotyping SUCKS.

Be yourself, and think for yourself, and don't judge.

I'm sorry to say this but I've moved. :) I won't be making anymore stories on this account and I won't be continuing any of my stories on here either. I will rewrite some of them in the future, but, that's a long way away, since, I have tons of fanfics to write. The only reason I'm keeping all thise stuff on here is for those that want to read my unfished crap. :3 And, because I really like all the sayings that are on here and I don't want to spam my new account with them. xD

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Stained Glass Rose by ASillyDreamer reviews
Quasimodo falls for a young woman who is the niece of a very prominent widow, visiting Paris so that she might marry her daughter off to an arrogant prince who is in the city looking for a wife. QuasiXOC This fic is based off of the Disney movie.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,826 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Quasimodo
Incredibly Unprofessional by Juliana Eschette reviews
Stolen kisses in a darkened storage room. Nurse Kirkland had had enough... If it wasn't for Doctor Jones' incredible kissing skills. The staff was surely going to talk about this, much to his embarrassment, but surely a few moments like this couldn't hurt. But such perfection couldn't possibly be real... Right? Inspired by: invisibleinnocence. deviantart. com/gallery/#/d4q30js
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
As Cold As Summer by CrazyAcorn reviews
Named Best MvA Story Susan/DrC/OC How would you feel if you were a rotting corpse and had been in love with your best friend for eight years, only having to pair him with the sweetest, prettiest girl in existence? This, sadly, is Zomberella's life story.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,794 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Dr. Cockroach
Dreams Really Do Come True by Sparrow Love7 reviews
A young girl, Corie, is traveling to England with her choir. Her friend Ali and her get the adventures of their life when they realize Peter Pan does acually exist and he pays them a visit at their hotel room. What will happen when Corie and Ali leave?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,111 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Peter Pan
How NOT to write Ouran fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya gathered some information about badfic, ready to share it with the Host Club members. Another one of my parodies, to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
Kyoya's notes about Mary Sues by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya shares all the information he gathered about Mary Sues with the others. Basically an essay, a parody to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by Tabii reviews
When little America walks in on England casting a spell, England reassures him the best he can. Unfortunately, something said when you are small can have adverse repercussions when you are independent.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Rookie by Gatorgirl4521 reviews
The penguins of Madagascar get a shock when a new penguins is introduced to their habitat. What will the team make of her? R&R and find out! Story much better than summary!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Close to you by conversefreak3 reviews
At her friend's wedding, Susan gets a surprise..light Dr.C/Susan
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Denial by ilvbrwns reviews
Before she has the chance to leave, TJ grabs her and kisses her angrily, pressing her body against his. Gross. My throat hurts. I think I'm coming up with a cold." TJ/Spinelli, twoshot.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - A. Spinelli, TJ D. - Complete
Free Fall Flow by Isosceletic Triangulate reviews
“Tulio, you are going to lay here with us and watch warships float across the sky, and you are going to like it.” “No, I will not like it!” “That works too.”
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Tulio, Miguel - Complete
Crybaby! by mangospoons reviews
Hoshiko Yuzumari has a problem. A tall problem. She's tried on her own to work up the courage, but it doesn't work, and with graduation looming closer, what's a girl to do? What else! Call on the Host Club! OC/Mori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Merely A Meerkat by ZeeCorge reviews
Meerkats are introduced to the Central Park Zoo, and Kowalski falls for a female Meerkat. But is this female more than what she seems? Rated T for chapter 8. KowalskixOC
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Nighttime Sacrifices by Porsche101 reviews
When Private can't sleep from watching a scary movie, Skipper has to step in.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
The Text Message by LooneyLockhart reviews
Spinelli gets a new cell phone and along with the new cell phone she gets a new admirer! A text message comes saying they like her and want her to be his girlfriend! Now, Spinelli has to figure out who this person is and not beat him up doing so! R&R
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,717 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - A. Spinelli, TJ D. - Complete
Wings by TheDramaticLibrarian reviews
Lame title for lack of better one. A new monster literally drops in, and is put in Area XX. This is her bonding experience with the other monsters. Read and review!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Casper: The Lazarus by Cammi reviews
Carrigan has to do one good deed to get to Heaven, or spend the rest of her afterlife in Hell. Casper wants to recreate the Lazarus and needs to find the ingredients, but Carrigan has other plans. Compelted
Casper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Biology Lesson by MalkyTop reviews
It's time for B.O.B. to learn about a very important topic.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Something There by MidnightMoon14 reviews
Susan is feeling a little down and link goes to cheer her up, not realizing how much he's come to like her. Link/Susan One-Shot
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
A Very Important Meeting by Incy Little Spider reviews
King Julien seems to be very worried about he asks his right-hand-lemur for some help. WARNING: Light slashiness.
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Esmerelda's Choice by Baby-Cellophane reviews
based on the Disney version. What if Esmerelda had chosen Frollo? Paris is still in chaos, and Esmerelda's daughter is becoming bored and disillusioned with the life that Frollo is forcing her to lead. Reviews appreciated!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,798 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Overcoming Fears by thebrunetteone reviews
Spinelli sits on Old Rusty, contemplating how she has changed and her one and only fear: telling someone something so important it will undoubtedly change her entire future... S/TJ... R&R
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - A. Spinelli, TJ D. - Complete
The Probem with being Teenaged Superheroes is by Lover of all that is Animated reviews
The problems faced by the Teens that attend Sky High. Please R&R
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Life Set in Stone by Twisted Trans-Sister reviews
The Titans discover a shy heroine, and offer her a place in their family. But can she overcome her fears, herself, and her secret crush? Red X/OC
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Red-X
Catching Fire by SpontaneousCombustion reviews
The last chapter has finally arrived! In the aftermath of the dance, can we finally have some good news? Please? WarrenOC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,077 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Perplexity by LithiumFuufy reviews
The rat has feelings for the girl... but the girl has fooled herself into thinking she loves the cat... how perplexing?" Yuki x OC and a whole mess of other pairings. Warnings inside.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Yuki S.
I Remember by KrazyAndBlunt reviews
12 years after 4th grade, TJ remembers the good times before he proposes. I made up the last thing he remembers. TJSpin. TJ's POV. Freeverse.
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Little Sophia XX A Quasimodo Fanfiction XX HoND by FredGeorgeWazlib reviews
Quasimodo had never really had any contact with people besides his master, Frollo, until he found a young girl asleep in his room one rainy night. He had no idea who she was and had no idea why she was there. Quasimodo didn't know how he should react...
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Tight Security by randomteenager reviews
It was every man's dream—having hot, sexy female airport security roam their hands on the man's body to search for "weapons." Especially the ones with pink hair…—wait a second, pink hair? Sakura, what are you doing! SasuSaku. One-Shot. High Rated 'T'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Thunderstorm by thepinkhatter reviews
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers fic. brandy is scared of a thunderstorm and whiskers helps her through it.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
He was the best there ever was. She was Wendy's great granddaughter. After a chance meeting, they journey to Neverland, where they must face adventure, an important family secret, and a charming new pirate. COMPLETE!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,742 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Peter Pan - Complete
Old Fasioned Winter Fun by ShadowDragon-24 reviews
JimxOC' When his special someone comes over for the holidays, Jim wants to go out on a walk with her. But, what will his beloved have for him when they're on their walk? ONESHOT, OC NOT MINE!
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Boring to Exciting: A TMNT Story by ChibiLover123 reviews
Summary's inside again. I'm starting another TMNT series, since people loved my last one so much. I hope you like this one, too! First story in 'Love Conquers All' TMNT series. If you have a better name, I'd like to hear it!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Xiaolin Showdown: The Fifth Dragon by Ojex XIII reviews
The Xiaolin Monks are back in action and looking for new Wu with a new recruite. RaixKim pairing and possibly ClayxOC pairing. rated T for language and violence. and yes I know I suck at summaries. R&R please.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,270 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Bells of Notre Dame by Rose Lillian Marshall reviews
REVISED Disney movie. A young noblewoman named Catherine is coming to Paris to meet Claude Frollo, the man she was promised to since birth. In that time, she meets Quasimodo and a romance blossoms between the two. Give love to Quasimodo, poor guy.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
The Letters That Never Came by vintage88 reviews
Two letters, written on the same night... sad oneshot. R&R
Recess - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Family by Kulani Tawanoki reviews
Hinata's thoughts about her family and others while she gets ready one morning. Naruhina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Robinsons, Meet Jessica by JessieMTRFan reviews
Jessica Anderson is an orphan who almost gives up on finding her family. What happens when she meets the Robinsons? Middle School, Robots, Automatons, and Time Traveling! Find out what I mean by reading the story! Takes place after movie.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Click by Shebakune reviews
The guys are hanging out one day when Naruto realizes something. FINALLY. Set during Shippuden. Hints of Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Le Banni Fleur by Opaque Opal reviews
Disney based. First ever HoND fanfic. She's a total Mary-Sue, so approach with caution. When Brielle escapes her angsty life, she runs away and ends up taking refuge in the CoM. But unlike most Sues, she won't end up with a sexy Gypsy king. QuasiOC. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Outcast by Olive'sBadDreams reviews
[HBND ClopinOC] She was an outcast, even amongst her own people. [Discontinued]
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Children by cgaussie reviews
Yin and Yang time! Now it’s the middle of a thunderstorm so Pleakley takes out the ole instant fireplace.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
What is Peter Pan by alexianoodsi reviews
Explains why we are drawn to Peter. Quick read. Please R&R! COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
Secrets of a Former Evil Genius by Mariposa Indigo reviews
JumbaPleakley slash, because there isn't enough and 'Simple Solutions' inspired me. On the verge of a descision, Jumba reflects to Lilo.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2003
Wishing You Were Here With Me by VampedVixen reviews
Senior year, Spinelli looks back on the friends she has lost and how her new life as an Ashley has cost her so much.
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2001
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Double, Double Toil and Trouble reviews
As their friendship grew into something more, she began to love him. He felt love, too, but for someone else. And, she knew this. But, she still loved him, even if he didn't love her back. Jake/OC
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jake
A Hopeless Dreamer reviews
A new family moves into the Darlings house, after Jane decides to sell it. Which means a new friend Peter can have adventures with. Actually three new friends. Peter/Oc Review Please!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Mistress Of The Full Moon reviews
The Monsters have a new monster moving in. But, is she really a monster? She looks normal, but has such weird habbits. Could it be that she's a Werewolf? No, werewolves don't exist...Right? Dr.C/OC
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
The Girl With Scarlet Hair reviews
The Williams family move to a village to try and find husbands for their three oldests daughters but the third doesn't want to get married, since she is only sixteen years old, and has other things she would rather be doing.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
The Who's From Who Springs reviews
Amber has just moved to WhoVille and has lost one of the three things she can't live without it, her friends. And her first day of school doesn't help with the lonelyness she's feeling inside, especially with three girls picking on her. Jojo/OC
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
I Can Feel It: Raph OneShot reviews
Terra has liked Raph for awhile, but doesn't know how to tell him. Finally, her best friend, Alice, gives her the right push that she needs to tell him. But will the rain stop her? I think not!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Raphael - Complete