Author has written 6 stories for Horton Hears a Who, Ninja Turtles, Beauty and the Beast, Peter Pan, Monsters vs. Aliens, and American Dragon: Jake Long.
Ello~ Toph Nakamaru here. I'm an anime and manga freak, along with being a Narutard. Disney movies' pawns all, and Dream Works make some of the best movies ever made. I enjoy making fanfics, but can never really find time to actually finish them! But, I'm hoping I can upload some more of my work on here and finish them as well.
I really love reviews, it actually helps me want to get the next chapter out sooner. Okay, so, here's the statues:
Mistress Of The Full Moon, A Monters vs Aliens fanfic-hiatus (Will continue, I just want to finish up some of my other stories first)
A Hopeless Dreamer, A Peter Pan fanfic-WTW
The Girl With Scarlet Hair, A Beauty and the Beast fanfic-SOL
Double, Double Toil and Trouble, A American Dragon fanfic-WTW
The Who's From Who Springs, A Horton Hears A Who fanfic-SOL
(WTW: Within The Week)
(SOL: Sooner Or Later) -Which means, at any moment the next chapter could be out.
Please be patiant with my work, since I am a procrastinater and I'm slow.
If your arteries clog up just thinking about McDonalds, post this in your profile.
Humans are listed under kingdom animalia, thus making us animals. If you are a believer in anti-animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch went under, copy and paste this ontop your profile if you'd be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Especially if Hollister went under!! xD)
98 per cent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you laughed during sex ed in the middle of class, in front of the teacher, saying: "Sex is funny!."
If you obsessed with animals of all kinds, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you belive in gay rights, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.
We are all the same, stop racism; copy and paste.
If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you are the shyest person on the planet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile
Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile
I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile
Horton Hears A Who is THE most awesome movies ever. My favorite character in that movie is JoJo McDodd. He's awesome and just the coolest animated characters ever. If you feel the same and you love that character, copy this and paste it on your profile.
If you thought Monsters vs. Aliens was a kickass movie, post this into your pofile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
'If animated men/women were real, I would so marry one!’ If this statement describes your way of thinking, copy this into your profile
When I was your age Nickelodeon had good cartoons! If you were a child before Nickelodeon started to suck, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this on your profile
If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile
95 percent of kids would panic if someone called them a freak. If you would say "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever screamed at you're computer for five minutes becasue it wouldn't load, but realize you just had to scroll up copy this into your profile
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
If you have ever listened to a song so many times that you start randomly hearing it in a quiet place, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever had your tongue stuck to a popsicle, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're a Disney freak, to old for it, and proud to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
When someone's talking directly to you and you can't hear them, but whenever someone's in a completely seperate room and they're whispering about you, you can hear them clearly. Copy and Past this into your profile if that's ever happened to you!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into you profile.
If you think using medical terms such as 'retarded' and 'gay' as insults is wrong, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the people who think that the Eragon movie was a complete and total waste of time and money, copy this into your profile.
If you are getting old and you keep on loving cartoons, copy and paste it to your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMPS, GRAMS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt.
BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this shit!!
'Girls Don't realize these things'
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
You Know You Live In 2009 When...
1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it
REMEMBER WHEN ..
The Friendshp Pledge:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Then tell
You to get up, because it's dirty down there.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had?
I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart... If you don't, you might break theirs.
Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?
Your heart decided whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own... when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.
Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?
To many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much... for fear the other person does not care as much, or even at all.
Have you ever denied you feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?
We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.
Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Love comes in many colors
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.
Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!
& she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon." - Comedian Chris Rock
He who hesitates is probably right.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today, we call it golf.
If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the fuckin sidewalk!
I don’t care what people think about me. It can’t be half as bad as what I think of them.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Death is life's way of telling you - you're fired.
WARNING-I tend to give people the I-am-going-to-blast-you-with-a-weapon-of-doom smile.
"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight"
Yes, I have walked into doors; tripped on air; fallen UP the stairs; forgot what I was talking about; lost interest in my own conversations; had arguements with myself and LOST.
When the americans went to space they quickly found out that ball point pens wouldn't work in zero G's so NASA spent a decade and 12 billion dollars developing a pen that could write in zero G's, upside down, underwater on almost any surface including glass and in temperatures ranging from below freezing and to 300 degrees F
Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up., tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sound. Get her mad at you, and then kiss her. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on her forehead. Slow dance with her even if there's no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her...tell her. -Unknown
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you its yours, if it doesn't, it never was. -Unknown
Me and you are friends...
Someday everything will make sense. So for now, laugh at all the confusion; smile through the tears; keep reminding yourself...'Everything happens for a reason.'-Unknown
Live for today because yesterday is over & tomorrow may never come. -Unknown
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. -Unknown
Be what you want to be, not what others want to see. -Unknown
Sometimes I wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me. -Unknown
People said I've changed so much. Well here's the honest truth...I grew up. I stopped letting people push me around. I learned that you can't always be happy. I accepted reality. -Unknown
Laugh your heart out
When there's something you want, fight for it. Don't give up-no matter how hopeless it seems, even when you've lost hope, because years from now you're gonna look back and wish you'd gave it one more shot. Because the best things in life don't come easy. -Unknown
People who don't know me, think I'm quiet. People who do know me, wish I was. -Unknown
I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, because I'm a real girl, and I finish what I start. -Unknown
I'm crazy. I'm silly. I'm funny. I'm cute. I'm brave. I'm girly. I'm sweet. I'm loud. I'm cheerful. I'm opinionated. I'm energetic. I'm annoying. I'm fun. I'm outgoing. Sometimes I'm not everything I wish I could be, but I'm everything I need to be. I'm just me, and I like it like that. -Unknown
Got a problem with me?
Fake girls get all dressed up
I'll always be beside you
Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullsh, & never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted. -Unknown
I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe, I like being unperfect. -Unknown
As soon as you get online...
"When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there." - Unknown
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
~Ways to Freak out Your Roommate~
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
24 (awesome) WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
Be yourself, and think for yourself, and don't judge.
I'm sorry to say this but I've moved. :) I won't be making anymore stories on this account and I won't be continuing any of my stories on here either. I will rewrite some of them in the future, but, that's a long way away, since, I have tons of fanfics to write. The only reason I'm keeping all thise stuff on here is for those that want to read my unfished crap. :3 And, because I really like all the sayings that are on here and I don't want to spam my new account with them. xD