Aotrs Commanderhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, and My Little Pony. In case you're wondering, Aotrs stands for the Army Of The Red Spear, my Undead wargames force. I am 35 (as of 2015), and English. Anything I actually write will be probably few and far between, as my other (only) hobby (wargaming) takes up most if not all of my free time. Update 31/10/2009. Ye gods, eight years? Seriously...? Now I feel old (actually, I've felt old since primary school but...) So, after only eight years, at the age of 30, I have submittedly first proper fanfic... So that this rate, expect another one sometime in 2017... Update 01/04/2013... Aaand four years since the last story! That's like a 50% increase of productivity! Eat my lack-of-heart-out, 2009-me! Update 01/04/2015 Only two years between. I think I should be worried... if I keep halving the time between stories, buy the end of 2017 I'll crash the universe out of something... |
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Legendarily Popular by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum really loves Pokemon, because who wouldn't? And Pokemon seem to love him back, too. It's given him a bit of a skewed perspective on what counts as rare, though...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 237 - Words: 611,657 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9h - Published: 8/2/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 225 - Words: 2,339,554 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Fools Fall In by thegoffietwerb reviews
The path to True Love is an arduous one. After years of bad luck, the girl of Krillin's dreams has finally walked into his life. But unfortunately - so has the woman of his nightmares. A Romantic Comedy... with Cyborgs.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,977 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Krillin, Android 18
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 286,862 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
White Eyes by Adamant39 reviews
5 years ago, Danzo decided the Mangekyo Sharingan was too important for Konoha to lose. Instead, the Uchiha were appeased by the death of their rival clan... at the hands of Neji Hyuuga. The changes this event causes will shake Konoha to its foundations, and force many webs of lies to come undone. Upgraded Byakugan, Dark!Hinata, NotAsDark!Sasuke. Rated S for Smash Mouth. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 407,141 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,064,486 - Reviews: 10931 - Favs: 18,132 - Follows: 17,226 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
PikaBun: One-shot Wonders by ravengal reviews
A collection of one-shots about the adorable escapades of Ash's pikachu and Dawn's buneary. Some have humour, some have angst, some have suspense, but all have romance. Lagomorphshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,348 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Pikachu, Buneary/Mimirol]
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 5,876 - Follows: 5,624 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 1,973,032 - Reviews: 17199 - Favs: 9,890 - Follows: 9,017 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
A Case Study in the Sturdiness of the Rookie 9 by Varmint reviews
Different Team AU! Teams 7, 8, and 10 are not the ones we know and love. How will the Rookie 9 deal with crazed, annoying, kind of incompatible, mostly insane teammates? From humor to actually serious plot points, I like to think this story has a little something for everyone. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten - Complete
Team Dead-Last by Muledragon reviews
For the new batch of Academy graduates, the Hokage decides to abandon the tradition of putting the top genin and dead-last together on a team. As a result, Naruto finds himself on a team with fellow dead-lasts and failures. Under the tutelage of their unorthodox sensei, Naruto and his new teammates must learn to survive and thrive in the brutal and unforgiving shinobi world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,611 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Chōji A., Asuma S.
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 732 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Infinity by Moczo reviews
The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 383,798 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Precia T., Hayate Y. - Complete
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 265 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Fate T Harlaown and the Case of the Murderous Murder by Moczo reviews
When a regional governor falls prey to deadly murder, the TSAB sends in their elite investigator extraordinaire, Fate T. Harlaown, and her prime apprentice, Teana Lanster, to bring the killer to justice. But then they also send a third investigator, thus proving that while they've gotten a LITTLE better since the JS Incident, they still make mistakes.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,042 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Fate T., Teana L. - Complete
Journey Through Night by Oreithyia reviews
An epidemic forces the Kazekage to summon aid from Konoha. But from the horrors of disease to the ties of family and clan, from the fine line between executive and dictator to the complexities of international policy, nothing is ever so simple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 120,067 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 4,064 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Tuesdays with Severus by Suite Sambo reviews
Back at Hogwarts for his 8th year, Harry deals with mystery correspondents and unusual magical ability. This is story 5 in the "Moment of Impact" Series and is a sequel to "A Summer of Flotsam and Jetsam." Story and series follow canon with a Harry/Severus mentor/father/son relationship established after 5th year and of course, Severus survives Nagini's attack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,733 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Tail of Two Kitty's by Verthril reviews
When Jubilee tries to find out a bit more about her Vampiric powers, Kathrine 'Kitty' Pryde finds herself suddenly not the only kitty around the school. Before long Ororo, Megan and Laura find themselves enjoying the accident and helping their friend cope in the meantime.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Jubilee, Laura K./X-23, Ororo M./Storm
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
The Pyrotechnic Princess by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Jubilee tries to get some respect. It all goes down hill from there. Crack, oneshot. Rated for naughty implications and dialogue but otherwise clean.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 4,051 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete! Proposed sequel cancelled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Truth Unfolds in Wave by Mr.mclane reviews
Six months before Naruto's return to Konoha, He is placed on a team of familiar faces who is being sent to Wave. Naruto wasn't expecting this mission to escalate to a life changing experience nobody would ever forget. NaruXSaku, first fict, Pre Chap. 500
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 525,326 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6635 - Favs: 14,557 - Follows: 5,979 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Cavern Of A Million Colors by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
A novel. A magical cave doesn't seem like such a bad place to get trapped in, especially with your best friend. However, when a frightening occurence happens to Ash and Misty, will Brock, May, and Max be able to get them out... alive? AAML
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 167,318 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Sulphur and Brimstone by Sleeping Bag reviews
After dealing with the unwanted attention of a mad scientist, Starfire begins acting strange. What could be the reason? Rated for safety and mature but not really sexual themes.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Starfire
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Heart of the Matter reviews
Twilight and Cadance are sent to make a deal with the ruler of the alphyn nation. But the truculent Grand Prince Caldrast is less interested in negotiating than he is in advancing his tenebrous personal agenda. As she deals with the machinations of the Grand Prince, Twilight discovers some members of her family hide secrets of their own...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Spike, Shining Armor - Complete
Mourning Sickness reviews
One rain-filled day, five hundred years after becoming a Princess, a lonely and depressed Twilight takes an unguarded moment, away from her responsibilities and reflects on all the friends that have left her behind.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
RamenMan reviews
When mild-mannered Hokage Naruto Uzumaki accidentally ate a bowl of radioactive ramen, he gained super-powers and became the greatest hero of Konoha: Ramen-Man! Super Naruto. Literally... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pokemon Addendum reviews
Basic Pokedex entries on some Pokemon not found in the Kanto/Jonto area.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001