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Joined 08-04-07, id: 1343699, Profile Updated: 07-25-08
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Hey everybody! I'm mgirl13! What, did you think I was gonna tell you guys my real name? Ha! Not a chance. I'm a girl, if you didn't already figure that out. My age? It's a number. The number can be negative or positive. I live somewhere in the Milky Way, but my mind is often elsewhere. Why do you think I write?

Thing's I love: Acting, dancing (ballet, pointe, tap, jazz), singing (soprano), reading, writing, watching TV, playing on my computer, playing with my sister, hanging out with my family, hanging out with my friends, CAMP!, manga, anime, and musicals

Favorite Books: Twilight(duh!), New Moon, Eclipse, Marked, Cirque du Freak, Eragon, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Harry Potter, Elsewhere, Inkheart, Stravaganza, The Secrets of Droon, The Blue Girl, and practically any book that finds its way into my hands.

Soon to be Favorite Book: Breaking Dawn

Favorite Movies: Juno, Rent, Phantom of the Opera, Iron Man, Mamma Mia, Space Jam, Dreamgirls, and a lot of other good movies.

Soon to be Favorite Movies: City of Ember, Avatar the Last Airbender, Inkheart, and Twilight!!

Favorite TV shows: Medium, Heroes, Scrubs, Avatar the Last Airbender

Favorite Musicals: The Secret Garden, Avenue Q, Rent, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Mamma Mia, Dreamgirls, West Side Story, Legally Blonde, Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables, Ragtime, Into the Woods, Gyspy, Brooklyn, Lestat, 42nd street, Guys and Dolls, Funny Girl, My Fair Lady, Chicago and practically every musical ever made!

Other Random Stuff: I am an over-obsessed Twilight fan and proud, if you didn't already know or guess. I'm Team Edward, but I'm not a die-hard Jacob hater either. My friends think I'm most like Alice, and I agree with them. I'm only an inch taller than her, anyway. I aspire to be the next Fanny Brice and/or Stephenie Meyer. I want to be an actress who sings and dances on stage and in movies. I am a Broadway freak, and I absolutely love musicals. See Lullaby of Broadway for proof. I love Avatar, and I thought that the movie Sozin's Comet was amazing. I have several friends from home that are on fanfiction like dancelikeumeanit, firevamp, brightfrost, glo330, and dreamwriter200. Hmm. What else can I say? Oh! I'm smart and quirky and weird and proud! What is normal, anyway? Ummm. I'll add more stuff as it comes to me.

Now some random stuff from other people's profiles that I liked.

STEREOTYPES

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO!!
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
Iprefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Stereotypes are wrong. Way wrong.

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, NorthernLights25, mgirl13- Gryffndor

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Nomen mihi est Gaia, NorthernLights25, mgirl13

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, NorthernLights25, mgirl13

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When:

1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class

2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?"

3)You've got a built in Volvo radar

4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire"

5) You've written a fanfiction.

6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in.

7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived.

8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays.

9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough!

10) Your friends make you a Twilight scrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Earth is like a frog - when it jumps in to boiling water it gets out by himself knowing it isn't safe. But when it jumps in to cold water and us humans start boiling it, he stays there. We have to protect our world from Global Warming. If you're one of those who cares about our planets safety, write your penname and copy this onto your profile: Kwasy Girls at work, Amaterasu Haruno, Kakashi and BB's Worst Nightmare Hikaru no Yuki-Chan, NorthernLights25, mgirl13

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you guys bothered to actually read anything on my profile, I applaud you! It is pretty long, isn't it?

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
My Window by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella has watched all her life. Watched from a window. With HSAN you can't do anything else. So what happens when a coincidence brings this hidden next door neighbor of the Cullens into the light? Can they help her and her blind mother? And love? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,812 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008
Yum, Yum, Yum! by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER MUSICAL"! Draco still dreams of Pigfarts. What happens when the person you made an Unbreakable Vow with dies before it's carried out? He gets his wishes, but falls into the middle of an intergalactic wizarding war! CRACK AND FOOD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Twilight Fanmail by SwiftLikeASpoon reviews
The title explains most. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007
The One Shot Series by SwiftLikeASpoon reviews
Beep! Ok...well in this 'series' you'll just send in and idea and I'll right a one shot about it. Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Forever and Ever by ladylily101 reviews
Lily falls for Sirius before she falls for James. James does not appreciate this. Don't worry, will end up as a LilyxJames. Eventually... Also: Regulus Black has an evil plan to wipe out the muggleborns at Hogwarts. Which includes Lily. :-O
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,103 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Dr Acula by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Dr Carlisle Cullen joins the staff at Sacred Heart! R&R, please! No flames. I dare say, the title is quite amazing, eh? ScrubsxTwilight. Formerly co-authored by MelodicLilacs CHAPTER 7 UP! Is there something jellicle going on between Rosalie and JD?
Crossover - Scrubs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - John D./J.D., Carlisle
Accidentally In Love by ladylily101 reviews
Oneshot. LilyxJames, inspired by listening to the song "Accidentally In Love" by Counting Crows. Not a songfic. Short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On the Mend by xiao chan reviews
FINISHED AU: After the brutal murder of her parents, Bella's sent to live in Forks under the Witness Protection Program. Her will to live dwindles with each passing day...but can a sympathetic Edward convince her that life is worth living after all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
The Letter by somakeitcount reviews
Bella goes to the hospital to visit Edward, who is fighting cancer. Can their love last through everything? As told by Bella Swan. All human. One-shot. Warning: Character death. In memory of a dear friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confusion and Devotion by Lupus reviews
AU: Bella is bitten by Victoria in Phoenix and goes to live with Charlie after Renee and Phil are murdered. She meets Edward and he doesn't realize she is a vampire because of her human traits. She is still his singer. Can they ever be together? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
April, 1912 by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Bella is a normal seventeen year old girl, living in the early 1900's. But when her parents want to drag her back to America, in none other than the Titanic, what will fate bring? One hint: A bronze haired angel. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Almost Back to the Beginning by ladylily101 reviews
...another wizarding war...is exactly what we don't ever need again...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Shadows of Hope by xiao chan reviews
AU: "Bella, can’t you see?" Edward whispered. "Even when I was human, I was never alive. I was never able to truly breathe until I met you. You are everything to me now and forever, and if you die then I would die as well."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,780 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007
An Angel in Hell by EntrustingLove reviews
AU, It's 1902, Bella travels to Volterra with her parents where she goes on a tour that will set her fate in motion and change her forever.. She's a member of the family before Edward what could that change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
La Vie by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
The Twilight version of the musical, RENT! Listened to the soundtrack while writing this, so it should be okay. YAY! JasxA, JacxB, RxB, EdxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008
La Vie Twilight by InABlender reviews
Combining two of my obsessions: Twilight and RENT the Broadway musical . In short, this is the Twilight version of La Vie Boheme.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
How Could I Ever Know by perplexing platypus reviews
Just a collection of random songfics I wrote for Twilight. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Chiaroscuro by Xaphrin reviews
When Alice sees something frightening in her mind, she fears it will come true. A horrible creature that was only a myth will arrive. But what starts out as normal "Bella-guarding" turns into something worse as the Cullens realize the creature is Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Too Late by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
In the first book when Edward rushed to save Bella from the disgusting humans called men, he was late. Its a Teensy bit innapropriate but good none the less.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Diary of a Pawn by The Pawn reviews
This is my real life account on vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Carleeny Todd: The Demon Doctor of Fleet Street by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Inspired by the play and NOT the movie. Carlisle is a demonic doctor. Jasper is a lovable soldier longing to be buried in Alice's hair. Jacob is a cute little boy who won't let anything bad happen. And Esme makes pies! Sweeney ToddxTwilight. Chapter 7 up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
A Little Priest by theenvylover reviews
Edward and Alice joke about just letting go and feasting one the city. my 20th story! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Angel of Music by xiao chan reviews
AU: Take your loveable Twilight characters and put them into the Phantom of the Opera: Bella is Christine, Jacob is Raoul, and Edward is the Phantom. Begins like the Broadway play, but Twilightesque twists will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/21/2007
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Personification reviews
AU My entry for CHild-Of-God13's challenge. On July 11, 2005 Bella went to a carnival, met a gypsy, and was cursed. What will happen when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens? Will her curse affect her relationship with the Cullens? Or Edward? Read on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
The Lullaby of Broadway reviews
Musical oneshots! Each chapter is a oneshot and a songfic, based on a Broadway song! Background information may be given for each oneshot, respectively. You recommend a song, the background info, and the characters you want to perform it and it's done!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,266 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
One Book More reviews
A oneshot taken from my Broadway series The Lullaby of Broadway. Characters from the Twilight series and a group of fangirls, maybe some you know, sing together about the upcoming release of Breaking Dawn! OME! Read and review please! Oh, and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
A New Fall of Rain reviews
Also known as "A Little Fall of Rain." Re-entered for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. Oneshot. Songfic. Set in the middle of New Moon. Bella jumps off the cliff, only she lands on rocks instead of water and it's not Jacob who rescues her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain reviews
Oneshot. Songfic. Bella jumps off the cliff, only she lands on rocks instead of water and it's not Jacob who rescues her. What does she say, rather sing, to the person who saved her with her last breath? Set in the middle of New Moon, of course. Read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete