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Joined 08-04-07, id: 1343722, Profile Updated: 06-14-14
Author has written 7 stories for Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, and Northanger Abbey.

Hiya, kids. I'm Ari. I study lots and I write some. You can contact me here or find me on tumblr.

5/20/14:

I'm not dead! I'm not dead! But I have a published P&P story coming out, this time with an LGBT twist. It's called "Pride and Modern Prejudice" and it will be published by Dreamspinner Press and released on June 6, 2014.

The book and the e-book just got released for pre-order. Here is the direct link for the book, and the e-book right here. I also cleaned up the end of "Sparks" here on FF, so all those announcements are gone. Thanks to so many of you who have been incredibly sweet and supportive; it really, really means a lot to me. You don't even know.

Ari

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Mr Bennet's Daughter by Lady Susan reviews
Sequel to Childhood Impressions. Misunderstandings sunder the childhood friendship of Darcy and Elizabeth. Now an independent young woman, Lizzy must work to regain her old friend – who has become the cold-hearted master of Pemberley. Meanwhile, Georgiana falls in love with her piano master and Jane falls in love with Bingley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,446 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catherine's Adventures in the Parallel World by non-damsel reviews
Catherine Morland and Rhys Tilney are from separate worlds, literally. Well, not literally but close enough. Catherine battles disapproving relative and her own sci-fi tinged fantasies in the quest for true love. Modern Northanger Abbey, with scifi. Yay!
Northanger Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Wickham's Close Shave by nuuial reviews
Before heading to Hertfordshire to enlist in the militia, Mr. Wickham decides a shave is in order...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
I Believe in Harvey Dent by Bowles reviews
Bruce and Gordon discuss Batman, Harvey Dent, and Gotham's need for a hero, and the line between Batman and Bruce Wayne begins to blur in both men's minds. TDK spoilers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
From Bottom to Surface by Zzee reviews
Sequel to Red Eye. One year after the event, Lisa is a lot better, but far from completely well. And of course, things start to turn ...
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,385 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Between Fidel Castro and You by Calais reviews
A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Hand That Feeds reviews
A drowned headmistress, a scorched preparatory school, the enigmatic and evasive Henry Tilney, and all the other kids seem to care about these days is twerking. Cat Morland will never understand. Modern AU Northanger Abbey.
Northanger Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2013
Red Light, Green Light reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Ancient History Deserves a Helmet reviews
Anne Elliot, professional pushover, freelance artist, and closet cynic is about to get her clean slate. If only a certain ex would agree to bury the hatchet. Or y'know, stop being such a douchebag . Persuasion, Modern-day! Rated T for language & completed
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete