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Joined 08-04-07, id: 1343778, Profile Updated: 05-03-12
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

IMPORTANT NOTE: COMPUTER IS BACK UP AND THE UPDATES ARE COMING!! Or not... Internet is down again...

I'm a girl, and I live in the United States. I am 21 years old and a very broke college student. I'm studying to be an accountant right now, although I would like to write some on the side. The homework is...well...I think you can imagine. Thus, late updates. Plus, now I'm a real estate agent. Sigh...

Personality? I'm a blonde who tells blonde jokes to her blonde friends. Draw your own conclusions from that. (Or read Strange Stuff down a ways on this profile.)

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER
FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother
that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a
transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful
tearfilled nights.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my
partner of twenty seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from
the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a
coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk
again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating
from high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we
wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to
avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed,
and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with
another woman.
I am the domestic violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow
cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am
male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show
affection to other men.
I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone
told me only lesbians did that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they
realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better
person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but
because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love
another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO
END IT.

GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE LEGAL. READ THIS (below) AND LET ME
TELL YOU WHY.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things
like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55 hour justforfun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the servicesector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Thanks to Sayuri-Jen for being the first to review!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Thank you again Sayuri-Jen, for the quote. I also haven't smoked pot. In my entire life. I'm going through life clean.

Things You Should Totally Copy if You've Done It:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you absolutely refuse to shop at Hollister, copy this into your profile.

I got this from animeflash

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

I got this from Morggie85

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

Girl Talk

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

Strange Stuff... (But true...)

Ahem...WARNING! My life is...well...my life may make you laugh till you cry. Or suffocate. Or you may just pity me. Just to forewarn you.

Me: (sitting on couch in pain)...

Mom: (walks into kitchen) Why is there a noodle on the wall?

Me: ...I don't know, Mom.

Mom: (some time later) Sierra, why is there a noodle on the wall?

Sierra: OH! I'm so sorry! I totally forgot about it!

James: Hey, it sort of left a funky mark behind.

Me: ...

Kiri: (she was told) Oh that's nothing. We once had pancake batter on the ceiling.

Me: ...HOW?! How is that possible?!

Kiri: My brothers are just talented like that.

Me: ... (can't think of anything to say to this)

Me: (sleeping) Nooooo! Nooo! You can't make me wear that dress! NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! NOOOOOOOO!!

Everyone else: (giving me strange looks) ...

Me: (wakes up) What?

Sierra: What were you dreaming about?

Me: Giant raptors tearing me to pieces and eating the bits. Why?

Sierra: Nothing. Go back to sleep.

Brittney: (sleep walking, looks straight at Sam) Why Shawn? (Her little brother.) Why? Why did you kill me, Shawn?

Sam: ...(too shocked to say anything)

Brittney: Why did you stab me, Shawn?

Sam: ...Um...I'm...sorry??

Brittney: (sleeping on the couch) Tundra! NO TUNDRA! Mmmm mmm...stegasaurus pickles. Yummy numm rrrmmfff rmmff...CRAP! (falls off the couch)

Everyone else: ...(Just staring)

Brittney: I think I remember saying 'crap.'

Mom: (Walks through dancing and humming.)

Mickey: (Looks at Sierra and Me) She's YOUR mother.

Sierra and Me: YOU MARRIED HER!!

Mickey: ...True.

Me: GYYYAAAAAA!!

Sierra: What was that?

Me: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!

Mom: The cats are attacking her crutches again.

Matt: Can I call you Crutchy?

Me: No.

Matt: Can I call you Crutches?

Me: NO.

Matt: Can I call you Lame? Or Limp?

Me: (gives demonic glare)

Matt: I'll take that as a no.

Matt: Can I call you Gimp?

Me: NO WAY IN HELL!!

Matt: Awwww...

Sergeant Major: How are you doing today, Gimp?

Me: (Just keeps walking) Fine, sir.

Sierra: Hey, Mom. (shows fingernails, they're painted black) Are these okay, or are they too Goth?

Mom: (looks at the fingernails, then smiles innocently) Well, it's almost Halloween.

Sierra: (storms off) I'm going to get some orange nail polish then!

Mom: Ooooh! Paint little pumpkins on! (completely missing the sarcasm)

Me: ...

Me: ... (in library with Japanese dictionary, having grammar issues)

Me: ... (forehead vein pulsing)

Me: AHHHHHH!! SOMEONE CARVE MY BRAIN OUT WITH A FREAKING SPOON!! IT'D BE LESS PAINFUL!!

People in library: ... (staring)

Sierra: (shaking violently) I hate bush planes, I hate bush planes.

Me: Oh c'mon! It was just a sudden lurch and a drop of fifty feet!

Everyone else on the plane: ...

Dakota: Cousin, you and Grandma are the only ones who are fine with this.

Me: Grandma's asleep.

Dakota: Exactly! And isn't it supposed to be disturbing that you are actually having-(plane lurches and drops again) -fun? (he looks green)

Me: WHEE! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!! (gets weird looks)

Me: Mom, mom! MOM! Wake up! Do you not care about me any more?!

Mom: (makes a noise)

Me and Sierra: ...

Sierra: You do realize that she just laughed at you, right?

Me: YES! I AM AWARE!!

Me: (Staring blankly at nothing, mouth open, stupid grin on face)

Mat: What's wrong with her?

Me: (Makes strange noises, starts falling over)

Kiri:...!! (Catches me.)

Kiri: Whew!

Mat: Seriously, what's with her?!

Kiri: She took painkillers for her ankle.

Sam: She was singing something about 'Codeine' on the bus.

Kiri: That would explain it.

Me: (having a temporary moment of lucidity) Maybe because I took it with a poppyseed muffin.

Arielle: ...You do realize that's what opium is made from, right.

Me: (blank stare)

Me: (starts falling over again)

Kiri:..!!

Jake: You are a Sam! This is a metal box!

Sam: Ah, yes! That's--(gets hit on the head with the box)--Waaah!

Jake: You are a Guidebook! (Zach's nickname) This is a metal box!

Zach: (gets hit twice) DON'T TOUCH ME!!

Jake: You are a Kyle! This is a metal box! (whacks him on the head)

Kyle: ...heh.

Jake: Virginia!

Me: (turns around) Yeah?

Jake: I'm not even going to bother with the introduction for you. (hits me on the head)

Me: ... (blinks)

Taki: Hit Guidebook again!!

Zach: NO.

Jake: Sam! Come closer! I have a secret to tell you!

Sam: (leans in, gets hit in the head with the box again) ... (blinks)

Me: You fell for it, Sam.

Sam: Yeah...

Me: You know, cousin, my friends seem to think that I'm crazy. And then my mother says or does--(she walks by, dancing to the department store music)--something like that.

Dakota: I feel your pain. (His mother walks by, doing the same thing)

Me and Dakota: ...

Me: My sister and her friend are doing it too...

Dakota: When in Rome... (starts dancing too)

Me: ... (slaps forehead)

Me: Mom, there's a giant wolf spider over there... (points)

Mom: Wow, that thing's huge...

Sierra: Why are you guys not freaking out? It's as big as my fist!

Me and Mom: (Shrug)

Sierra: (sigh)

Me: Mom, (points) wolf spider.

Mom: Where's the broom?

Me: Can I keep the corpse?

Mom: What for?

Me: You know Zach? His birthday's coming up and I don't have anything to give him. So, I thought that I could take the dead spider and tape it to the bottom of a box and give that to him.

Sierra: Isn't he deathly afraid of spiders?

Me: Yeah, insects too. Even butterflies.

Mom: No. It's unsanitary.

Sierra: ... (staring)

Me: Not because it's mean, but because it's unsanitary. (Mom nods) Wow...

Me: Friends are people who you want desperately to kill, but like too much to do so.

Mom: Don't you love your friends?!

Me: Doesn't mean I can't fantasize about strangling them to death...

Sierra: Remember?! It's the Code of the Pickle!!

Everyone else: ...

Me: (slaps forehead) ...You mean the Tradition of the Christmas Pickle...

Mickey: I don't know if this ornament is plastic, or glass. (Takes out knife and taps it. It shatters.)

Mickey: It's glass.

Me: (slaps forehead and sighs)

Mom and Me: (watching a thriller about a serial killer) AHHHHH!!

Mom: This is too creepy...change the channel...

Me: Okay. We made it through one thriller, but couldn't make it through the second, huh?

Mom: Yeah...

Me: (walks off, comes back about ten minutes later) !! You're watching it again?!

Mom: It sucked me in...

Me: (sits back down and starts watching again) ...this is creeeeeeepy... (terrified, and almost crying, but still watching)

Business Teacher: The wheel's turning but the hamster's dead.

Class: (bursts into fits of laughter)

Mom: Sierra! That's gross, and not lady-like at all!

Sierra: So?

Me: Um, Mom? Ladies don't normally wield pickaxes and tear up the yard with them. (which Sierra just so happened to be doing at the time...)

Me: (checking out pictures at my Aunt's house) Whoa! It's a picture of Dakota! (my male cousin) He was so pretty at that age! Why did he have to get older and then get taller than me when he's two years younger?! WHY DID HE CUT HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! HE WAS PRETTY!!

Aunt: You know, he would probably get pissed if he heard you say that.

Me: I know, but still! He was pretty!

Aunt: Yup.

Me and Auntie: (Sigh)

Me: (eating at high school, then pauses) o.O

Sam: What's with the bug eyes?

Me: (points) Those guys are trying to stuff a tree down a garbage can.

Sam: Oh. My. God.

The Guys: Get down there, stupid tree! (Tree gets stuck) Oh, shit...

Me and Sam: (Sigh)

Vice Principal: (who can't believe he's seeing this) Guys...just...put the tree down...thank you...

Amber: (in ROTC class, open tile above our heads) OH MY GOD!!

Me and Erin: What?

Amber: A RAT just ran by over our heads! I SWEAR!!

Erin and Tiffany: AHHH!!

Me: Hey, wasn't the Freshman campus condemned before they opened it up because the high school got too crowded?

Matt: Yup.

Me: Hey, little sister!

Sierra: What?

Me: Wasn't the Freshman campus a prison, before?

Sierra: No, that was the main campus.

Me: ...Where we go now?

Sierra: Yup.

Me: ...

Sam: Everyone in our high school is just so laid back...

Me: With a Shikamaru-like attitude? "Troublesome?"

Sam: Yeah, pretty much. Whenever a fight breaks out everyone's all like, "Ahh maaaaan. They're blocking the hallway..."

Everyone: (Fight breaks out) Ahh maaaaaan! They're blocking the hallway...

Random Teacher: All of you! Get to class now and quit watching the fight!

Everyone: But we can't move!

Teacher: Huh?

Everyone: We're stuck! We're not watching the fight, really! We can't get around it!

Person: Good luck forcing your way through, teach...

Teacher: (Sigh)

Me and Sam: This is our school... (Sigh) Hopeless...

Sam: We have the attitude of cattle, "MOOOOOOOVE." (Fight moves to one side.) YES!

Sam: This is what would happen on a field trip to a prison with our school:

Teacher: Okay class! Here we are!

Me and Sam: Wow! It's just like school! (sarcastic)

Teacher: What do mean?

Me: Well, see the small hallways, and dim lights?

Sam: The random fights breaking out...

Me: The drug sniffing dogs...

Sam: The armed police telling everyone to "Be nice"...

Teacher: (can't think of anything) ...Well at least you don't have to wear orange jumpsuits!

Me and Sam: (look at each other) True. Good point.

Teacher: Yes! (pulls out a board and puts a tally on it under: Teacher) Two points! (Virginia and Sam's side of the board) ...47 points. Damn...(I actually had a teacher that did this, once...luckily Sam and I have never been in a single class together, ever.)

Mom: (After a catfight between me and my sister) Now girls, what have we learned?

Sierra: Don't fight with your sister, and keep your nails short...

Mom: Good. Virginia?

Me: Don't bring a fork to a knife fight.

Mom: (whips around and stares at Sierra) ...

Sierra: Hey, knives don't actually work all that well against the almighty fork. See? (shows injury) She's deadly with that fork. I never got her with anything except my claws.

Mom: Hey, I cooked your pop tart. It's a little burnt around the edges, though.

Me: ... (staring) Oh. My. God. You burnt a hole through a POP TART.

Mom: (looks proud of herself)

Me: (still staring) Did you put butter on this before you put it in the toaster?

Mom: No.

Me: (pokes) The sugar...in the frosting...caramelized...

Mickey: That's your mother, for you.

Sierra: And that's why you keep me.

Mom: The law says I have to.

Mickey: (driving in Nevada) You fall asleep driving, and you'll go hours without hitting anything worse than bushes.

Me: Right up until you run out of gas.

Mom: Or end up stuck in a sandy wash, and you wake up and yell, "WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"

Mickey: ... (crazy driving)

Me: Rocket us off this cliff, and if the fall doesn't kill you, I will.

Mom and Sierra: Zzzzz... (they slept right through it)

Me: Oww, ow owowowowowowowowowowow...

Mickey: What?

Me: I rolled my hair up in the window...

Mickey: Pft. (choking back laughter)

Mom and Sierra: Zzzz... (still sleeping through it)

Mickey: ... (more crazy driving)

Me: You had better hope that the cliff kills you when we go off it.

Mickey: Why?

Me: It'll be a faster death than the one I'll give you.

Mom and Sierra: Zzzz... (STILL SLEEPING, GODDAMMIT!)

Mickey: (holding car door) Come on, get out.

Me: (takes off headphones) Okay. WAHH!! (falls out of car)

Mickey: How in the world did your headphones get from your head to wrapped around your ankle so quickly? Must have missed that part...

Me: (ignoring, shaking headphones off)

Sierra: Why are there witnesses at an execution?

Mom: So that someone can't say that they were executed when they actually ran away or just weren't executed.

Courtney: Just like at a wedding.

Me: ...

Microwave: BOOM!!

Mom: Oh, shit!

Me: You made the butter explode AGAIN?!

Mom: (nods meekly)

Courtney: I LOVE the drama in this town. It's like a soap opera.

Me: Even though it's called a city, it barely classifies as a town. It has all of the markers of a small town: obsession over the sports programs, tiny art programs, everybody knows everybody and everybody's business within fifteen minutes of anything happening, it's got a lot of racial prejudice, and nobody, not even the founders, are or were in their right minds.

Sierra: (talking on the phone with her boyfriend, proving my point accidentally) Oh yeah, Bobby?! Well you and your friends were jumping through a fire while pouring lighter fluid on it!

Courtney: (breaks down laughing, she can't stop)

Me: See my point? And, originally, there were three founders of this town. One built across the river, and the other two worked on this side. The problem? They tried to build parallel to the river. The river is not straight. That, and they were using two different maps and thought that they were matching up. Thus, we have those weird streets.

Courtney: That's so sad...

Kiri: Hey, Virginia?

Me: What?

Kiri: Can I have some duct tape?

Me: ...What do you think I am, a serial killer? I didn't bring my serial killer kit today, so sorry. No duct tape for you.

Mom: I need you to clean out everything in your car, since we're getting rid of the car. (Because SHE broke it!!)

Me: ...Fine. (starts cleaning)

Mechanic: Are you all done?

Me: (shudders) I never wanna have to do that again. It was disturbing.

Mickey: (once I'm home) Where did you put all of the stuff from your car?

Me: Trunk.

Mickey: Clean it out.

Me: ... (too horrified)

Mickey: Now.

Me: (brings in stuff)

Mom: What the...

Me: This is everything. Papers, reciepts, old packages, a pair of scissors, millions of pens, a key chain, a small clay pot from Mexico, three blankets, suet cakes for the birds, some old...nasties that I already threw away or recycled, coins, a cd case, some shirts, a bandanna, altoids, firewood, and some other random, scary things that I would rather not mention.

Mom: You seriously found a clay pot? I was wondering where that thing went.

Me: It was stuffed under one of the seats.

Mickey: Clean out the refrigerator.

Me: Why do I always get the nasty jobs?

Mickey: Just clean it.

Me: (muttering to self) What the...hell is...THIS? (later) GUYS PUT YOUR DAMN ALCOHOL WHERE IT BELONGS!! (later) AHHHHHHHH!! NAAAASSSTTTYYYY!!

Mom: (comes home and opens the refrigerator) It looks...lonely...in there. Where's all the food?

Me: (shudders) GONE. By the way, I left a couple of things as a little...surprise for you.

Mom: ...What in the world is THAT?

Me: I think it was YOUR borsht, at one point in time. Oh, and here. (hands her orange juice)

Mom: (peering in) ...I didn't know orange juice could do that.

Me: Neither did I.

Mickey: Nice job on the fridge.

Me: Once again, why do I get the nasty jobs? That was terrifying.

Mickey: Because you get it done right, and get rid of all the stuff that your mother keeps.

Me: ...I am scarred for life and this is your reason? There was something that I thought was broccoli, but...wasn't...and I still haven't learned my lesson about peeking into expired milk products. And...THERE WAS A WEIRD DOUGHY THINGY THAT MOVED ON ITS OWN!!

Mickey: Quit exaggerating.

Me: But I'm not.

Mickey and Mom: ...

Me: ...Mom...What are you doing?

Mom: (sticking Q-tips into my aunt's mouth) Playing dentist!

Me: ...What are you doing?!

Mom: Filling in her tooth.

Me: WITH WHAT?!

Aunt: (chokes)

Mom: Oh, no! Quick Virginia! Get some dental floss!

Me: (runs and gets it)

Mom: Oh shit! I made a filling on the roof of your mouth! ...There. Fixed! It looks like a filling, only it's white!

Me: Mickey...Mom is playing dentist...with real teeth attached to real people...

Mickey: I don't care. I want to go back to sleep now.

Me: (turns back) What the...?! (my aunt is peering into my mom's mouth) It's Mom's turn?!

Mom: Yup. We don't play doctor. We play dentist. Come to think of it, didn't our old dentist look like a Nazi?

Aunt: Yeah, he did.

Mom: Oh, do you think the kitty needs fillings too?

Me: Please leave my cat alone.

Mom: What are you eating? You didn't eat the filling stuff did you?!

Me: No...it was cupcake...

Mom: That's good. Here, kitty kitty...

Mom: (talking to the dog) Come here girl...

Me: NOT OVER THE TABLE!!

Me: (talking to the dog) Go on, get the ball...NO!! NOT THE SHORT WAY OFF THE PORCH!!

Me: (after butchering, drenched in blood) ...I'm hungry.

Mickey: Me, too.

Mom: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Sam: (on pain meds) I am a zombie. But I have eaten my sandwich.

Me: I suck at video games.

Dakota: How so?

Me: You know how people say that you'd shoot yourself in the foot? I didn't think it was actually possible in HALO, but I've managed it.

Mom: (talking about how to toilet train children) I like bribery. Bribery works.

Mom: (helping me with graduation announcements) Are there any other relatives you like?

Me: Mom, we've just spent the last hour and a half addressing announcements to relatives I haven't seen in at least a year. I don't actually LIKE all that many of my relatives.

Me: What's Rita's last name?

Mom: ...I have no idea, and she's my sister-in-law...

Me: Hey, maybe Mickey will know, Rita IS his sister.

Mom: Honey, he won't. This is the guy who weed whacked slugs onto your clothes out on the line.

Me: ...THAT'S why they were being washed a second time? He said it was only dirt! (pauses) Then again, that would explain the slug I saw twitching on the concrete...

Mom: ...Honey, do you know how to spell Aimee's name?

Me: No. Come to think of it, what IS her last name?

Mom: ...

Me: Maybe Mickey will know.

Mom: Actually, he might know this one. (peeks into bedroom) Nope, El Sluggo's asleep.

Mom: Virginia! Why did you stamp the announcement I'm bringing to the office?!

Me: ...I was just putting stamps on... (collapsed on the floor laughing)

Me: I'll go put these away...

BAM!!

Me: (keeps walking)

Mom: Been walking long, huh?

Me: ...Huh?

Mom: You ran into the door frame.

Me: (checking body for injuries, discovers hip hurts) ...So I did. I didn't even notice.

Mom: Happens too often?

Me: (walking in from outside, pauses, backs up) Hello, Handsome! Where have you been all my life?

Mom: That's a moth. And it hasn't moved in six hours.

Me: I don't care. (thinks a moment) ...I'm never going to get married, huh?

Mom: Probably not. Besides, I think that moth is female.

Me: Damn...

Me: ...Mom, how many crickets did you buy?

Mom: 500! I wanted to hear them chirp! (loud chirping in background) I put a lot outside your window, so you can hear them, too!

Me: ...

Sierra: Ha. Sucks to be you.

Mom: Don't worry, I put them outside your window, too!

Me and Sierra: Gee, thanks Mom.

Mom: No problem! (smiles happily)

Sierra: Peace and happiness, everyone! Or I'll use my claws to force you to be.

Mom: Think Sierra needs help washing the psycho kitty?

Me: Nah.

Mom: But...both of them are screaming and yowling...

Me: Both of which are things I find very pleasant and soothing.

Me: (just walking by)

Mom: (smacks my butt)

Me: What the?! (turns) Mom! Didn't your mother ever tell you that sexual harassment is bad? Are you turning into a perverted old man?!

Mom: (blank stare) ...What?

Me: You smacked my rear!

Mom: ...I did?

Me: ...You don't remember?

Mom: (shakes head)

Me: WHAT THE HELL?!

Mom: Hey! No screaming in the house!

Me: Zombies!

Sam: Zombies!

Kiri: Weirdos!

Classmate: You don't seem like the shoe kind of person either.

Me: You're right. I only have... (starts counting) ... (stops and thinks for a long time)

Classmate: What's wrong?

Me: ...Why do I have so many shoes? I don't even particularly LIKE them...

Classmate: I wouldn't know. Maybe because you're a girl?

Me: ?? (still confused)

Sander: AHH!! GIANT SPIDER! JONIE, COME KILL IT! KILL IT!

Mom: (peers) Whoa, he's a big wolf spider. How did he get in the office without us noticing? Much less into the bathroom sink?

Sander: I don't care. Just kill it!

Mom: Fine. (pauses) Do we have anything large enough to kill it with?

Sander: ...Maybe this pancake turner?

Mom: That'll work. (smacks the spider to death) Now, how are we going to get it down the drain? It's too large to fit...

Sander: ...How about this knife?

Mom: Wonderful! (stabs the spider until it goes down the sink drain)

Me: Why do you even have a pancake turner and a knife in your office? And couldn't you have just used the pancake turner to transfer the spider into the toilet?

Mom: But you know how our plumbing is. Remember your nautical disaster?

Me: ...I'd rather not. I had to sit on a chair while the bathroom flooded. It was scary.

Mom: How deep did it get before we helped you?

Me: ...A little more than ankle deep...and it wasn't a small bathroom...

Me: Mom, the dog barfed on the carpet.

Mom: ... (talking on the phone with my sister) ...Sierra, when you get home, we have a surprise for you...

Me and Courtney: No, Kassie! (another dog) Don't eat the barf!

Sierra: Hey, look, V! Your blood's on the ceiling!

Me: Eh? No way! That's impossible, even with my legendary abilities!

Sierra: (points)

Me: ...Wow, that's a rather large blood smear. How did it get there?

Sierra: I killed a mosquito. Since you seem to have seven new bites, I'm assuming the blood is yours.

Mom: Wake up, honey!

Me: Ehn.

Mom: It's a quarter to seven! Get up!

Me: EHHHNN.

Mom: (phone rings) Ah, it really is time to get up. The horses have broken into the neighbor's garden, and you have to go chase them back into the pasture.

Me: (flips over) AHHHHHHHH!! (muffled screams into pillow) ...I'm up now.

Me: And of course, Mom seems to love torture.

Courtney: I don't understand. Your mom doesn't...

Me: Let me clarify. Mom loves torturing ME and my SISTER.

Mom: (loopy grin) Yup. I can hold her down good! (proud look) Actually, Sierra isn't as much fun to torture as V. She gets all whiny.

Me: ...You like my screaming for help over Sierra's...whining?

Mom: Yup. Much more fun. (starts to poke me)

Me: Oi! Stop! Stop. STOP IT!!

Mom: See how she spasms every time I poke her side, collarbones, neck, arm, and shoulder? (continuing to poke despite anguished screams) I can make her dance!

Courtney: ... (peers at stepfather) And you don't help her?

Mickey: Why should I?

Mom: The faster you poke, the more she moves and faster!

Courtney: ...For some reason, I think you'll end up regretting that one day...

Mickey: Hey, guys, can you come look at this? (Arm is flayed open)

Mom: Wow. What did you do?

Mickey: Tripped on the porch stairs and hit it on the wall.

Mom: Sierra, does this need a regular stitch or a butterfly stitch?

Sierra: Regular should do.

Mickey: I don't need stitches!

Me: Yes, you do. Go to the hospital.

Mickey: NO!

Me: ...Mom, what he's trying to say is 'I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before admitting that it hurts, that I did it to myself, or heaven forbid actually get a doctor's help to fix it.'

Mom: Yeah. (thinks) Maybe I should check and make sure our insurance will cover us in Mexico...

Me: Good idea.

Mom: But you just gotta love him... (he's wandered off by this point)

Sierra: No, we don't.

Me: Sierra means that we don't have to love him, but we do anyway.

Mom: He grows on you, doesn't he?

Me: Sort of like mold.

Me: (talking with my sister)

Mom: (walks up to us) ... (pauses, stares for a minute, then walks away)

Me: Huh?

Mom: (comes back 30 min later) I had something I was going to ask you.

Me: Ok.

Mom: (pauses, then walks away again)

Me: What just happened?

Sierra: I don't know.

Mom: (comes back) Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom.

Me: Ok.

Mom: (walks away again)

Me: ...What the hell just happened?!

Sam: The only thing that matters is that I have scarred people in the Bartell's parking lot.

Katrina's Mom: I've raised two children already, I can screw up the third if I want to!

Kiri: Can I borrow a screwdriver?

Me: What are you going to use it for?! More importantly, we've been over this! I am not a serial killer! I do not carry screwdrivers and duct tape everywhere with me!

Kiri: But you do have them?

Me: At home! For use with household projects!

Colonel: Unless Virginia killed them, or something.

Everyone: (stares at me)

Me: Look, people...I don't care what anyone else says, but I have excellent self-control. If I didn't, I would have been locked away for mass murder a long time ago.

Colonel: Only if they caught you.

Me: ...Well, this'll just have to be our little secret, then! (sarcasm)

Everyone: ... (staring, sarcasm completely lost on them)

Sergeant Major: Where's Albee?! Virginia, what did you do with her? (since I sat behind her)

Me: I stuffed her in a garbage can and rolled her down a hill, sir.

Sergeant Major: ...

Me: Don't worry, it wasn't on campus, sir.

Sergeant Major: (walks away)

Dakota: Why do you have...a book of knots?

Me: I just do. I thought it was cool.

Dakota: Then why is the most looked at page the one on how to tie a hangman's noose?

Me: They're used for other things!

Dakota: No, they're not.

Me: I just thought it was interesting that they would have it in there, okay?!

Dakota: ... (skeptical look)

Me: (sigh) Besides, I can't tie it anyway.

Dakota: Ah.

Me: Don't say it like that with the 'ah-ha, now I understand' expression!

Dakota: Why were you trying to learn it in the first place?

Me: (glare)

Dakota: I think I'll shut up, now...

Dustin: You have...a lot of...swords in your room...

Me: Yeah, I collect them.

Dustin: This is a nice knife.

Me: My grandfather gave it to me for self protection.

Dustin: (skeptical look)

Me: Really! Why are you looking at me like that?!

Mickey: You got a job in sales? What do you sell?

Mom: She sells knives.

Mickey: ...

Me: Kitchen cutlery! CUTLERY!!

Me: (moping to my friends) Why does everyone think I'm a serial killer?

Kiri: You aren't?

Me: (shock) ...

Kiri: I was kidding. Are you ok?

Sam: We know you're not a serial killer.

Me: Thank you.

Sam: You're too lazy to be one! You would be all, 'It's too much effort.'

Me: ...Do you really want me to prove that statement wrong? I would be willing to make an exception for you...

Teacher: (looking at my homework assignment) ...Is that...blood...?

Me: Yeah. Apparently the paper I used was too thick for your stapler.

Teacher: (horrified expression)

Me: (realizes) Oh! Wait, wait, that's not what happened! I just cut my finger trying to pull the staple out! I didn't staple my finger!

Teacher: ...I have...a better stapler, one that's not cheap like the other one...

Me: Thanks!

Dentist: Congrats! You have your very first cavity!

Me: Oh. Okay. (I did not realize how cavities are fixed...)

Dentist: Come back next week to get it filled.

Me: Sure.

Dentist: (the next week) Welcome back! You're the only one here, so is it alright for my interns to watch?

Me: Okay.

Dentist: What movie do you want to watch?

Me: Dr. Doolittle.

Dentist: Here's your headphones. Now lay down.

Me: (the following in italics are my thoughts, because I couldn't talk) I like this movie. What the...? Why are they putting a Q-tip in my mouth? My cheek is going numb... Why is there a tube on my nose? Something is very, very wrong here. Tube...tube...WAIT! Nitrous Oxide! They still use laughing gas? No, wait, WHY AM I GETTING IT?! Quit putting stuff in my mouth! AHHH!! NEEDLE!! YOU STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY CHEEK!! (more internal screaming) I hate needles...I hate needles...I hate needles...AHH!! You stuck something behind my tooth and PULLED IT!! It hurts! I'm not completely numb! (Dentist starts up drill) OH NONONONONONONONONO... (Dentist starts drilling) It hurts...it hurts...why did no one warn me...

Dentist: (afterward) Great job! You're all done. That only took fifteen minutes. You were a model patient. You didn't jerk around, or scream or anything!

Me: ... (traumatized)

Dentist: Don't worry, you'll just feel sleepy later today.

Intern: So who did you come with today?

Me: ...Myself.

Intern: Really? You drive now? (she knew me when I was younger) So you're 16 now?

Me: ...I'll be...19...in three weeks...

Mom: (several days later) Oh, how did you pay for the dentist? I forgot to leave you the card.

Me: They told me to call it in.

Mom: Did you?

Me: ...No...I forgot...

Mom: The drugs they gave you?

Me: The drugs...

Katrina: I think I have the flu...

Katrina's Dad: Go to the nurse's office and find out, so that I can avoid you if you do.

Mom: (reaching back behind drawer underneath the stove) OH MY GOD!!

Me: What?!

Mom: I touched something back there! It was in a plastic baggie, but it felt squishy! Come touch it yourself!

Me: ...No. That was an easy question.

Mom: Come on!

Me: Hell no.

Mom: Sierra! Come reach back here!

Sierra: ...Why?

Me: Don't do it.

Mom: I touched something weird back there!

Sierra: (does it) AHHH!! Something broke off! I think it was a rat tail!

Me: Told you it couldn't be good.

Sierra: Doesn't this thing come off? Let's take it off and see what's behind...

Mom: Looks like a small dog exploded under here...there's certainly enough hairballs.

Sierra: There's a ton of dog food kernels, too...OH! There's my letter magnets from when I was little! And your credit card you've been missing. It looks melted...and chewed...

Mom: Plastic lid off a baby bottle, a toothbrush...and a bear magnet!

Sierra: I think that's a raccoon.

Mom: Huh...You're right...

Me: So what was it that broke off when you reached back there?

Sierra: Probably one of these french fries.

Me: ...Ew. Did you two find what it was you touched?

Mom: No. I don't see a plastic bag anywhere...

Me: So what did you touch?

Mom: I DON'T KNOW!!

Sierra: AHH!! GIANT SPIDER!! (tries to run away, spider shoots after her) AHHH!! (screaming bloody murder) GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!

Me: (breaks down laughing hysterically) Mom, the spider was...attached to her...foot...by its web...

Sierra: (huddling far away from offending creature) NO! It was attached to my slipper! Get it away!

Mom: Wow, he's humongous!

Me: As big as the one I showed you outside just a moment ago?

Mom: No, this one's smaller. (it the size of a nickel, rather than a quarter) But it's a funkier colour.

Me: Mom, you should should turn off the T.V. and sleep.

Mom: Why?

Me: You're sleeping through it anyway.

Mom: ...

Me: (staring for a minute)

Mom: ...

Me: She fell asleep in the middle of my lecture...

Mom: (looking at my cookie dough mounds) Are these straight in your little mind?

Me: ... (moves one obviously out-of-place mound and looks back expectantly)

Mom: ...Once again, are these straight in your little mind?

Me: ... (looks at the dough, then looks back expectantly)

Mom: ...Sigh... (takes them away)

Aunt: (looking at them) ...What the hell...

Me: THEY LOOK STRAIGHT TO ME, OKAY?!

Me: So, after we find some mushrooms do we get to eat them?

Mom: (pauses suspiciously) ...Well...some of them...

Me: ...Are we hunting for poisonous mushrooms?!

Mom: ...Well...I don't...actually...know which ones are poisonous...

Mom: (puts a beanie on my head) Here, I'm tired of wearing it. (pauses) Okay, I meant it as a joke, but it unexpectedly suits you...

Me: Huh. Weird. (If you knew what I look like, you would be surprised too. I am the last person a beanie should look good on.)

Me: Hey, Mom...I found this really funny video online. Come watch it with me.

Mom: (watches for a minute) ...Yeah, that's your cousin, Ryan. What about him?

Me: (staring with a mix of horror and amazement)

Mom: What? He's funny, isn't he?

Mickey: Could you get me a beer and put it in a frosty glass?

Me: Sure. (goes and grabs a glass from the freezer) What the... Mom! It's full of Reeces!

Mom: You found Mickey's stash!

Mickey: What's going on?

Me: (shows him the glass) Found your stash.

Mickey: (pales considerably)

Sierra: (talking to her boyfriend on speakerphone) Kale!

Kale: What?

Sierra: Kale!

Kale: Sierra.

Sierra: Kale! Kalekalekale KALE!

Kale: Yes?

(Continues for a while.)

Sierra: Kale!

Kale: ...You're doing this just to piss your sister off, aren't you?

Me: IT'S WORKING.

Woman Across the Camp: DON'T YOU DARE PEE ON THAT FIRE!

Me: (Helping to edit something) P-place the P within the parararthesis. (pauses) Trying that again... Blace the P within the baranthesis... (tries at least 3 more times, still failing) Screw it! Quit laughing at me! I have b-problems with the P's!

Airhead: (Can't stop laughing)

Mom: (can't let it go) Ah... your nautical disaster was amazing, wasn't it?

Me: ...Come to think of it, why was there a chair in the bathroom in the first place?

Mom: ...I don't...know...

Me: (at Mom's office, soon after the nautical disaster) ...Why are there...lots of boxes in the bathtub?

Mom: My files from last year and the year before.

Me: ... (not quite sure how to process that)

Mom: Well, where else was I supposed to put them?

Me: Most people put them in filing cabinets.

Mom: Come on out, Virginia! I have something to show you!

Me: (opens bathroom door)

Mom: Show kitty! (holding my sister's yowling cat like cats are held in shows)

Me: ...How do I respond to that?

Mom: With laughter and appreciation for my creativity!

Mom: (opening up the freezer) What the... (pulls something out) Why the hell is there an unopened package of clothespins in the freezer?

Me: (choking on laughter) It was probably Mickey.

Mom: ...Probably.

Me: Mom.

Mom: Yes?

Me: I think I might have been the one to put the clothespins in the freezer a few months ago without realizing it.

Mom: Why do you say that?

Me: Because, just today alone, I tried to recycle laundry, put a clean pot in the freezer, throw garbage into my room, and flush the phone down the toilet before I figured out just what I was doing.

Mom: ...Sadly, I can believe that. I've seen you try to do similar things before.

Me: Any family trip advice for me?

Kiri: Don't die.

Me: ...Thanks. You're SO helpful.

Classmate: (day after midterm in a class I'm not very good at) It said online that the class average was 63% for the test.

Me: (horrified/distressed look) Just how horribly did I do on it? I was pretty confident about my answers...

Teacher: (starts passing out corrected tests)

Me: (pulls out a book) I won't worry about it until it gets here. There's no point. I'll deal with it when I see it.

Teacher: (hands me mine with a slightly surprised look on his face) Somewhat...surprising... (same horrified/distressed look as before on my face)

Me: (looks at at, eyes pop out)

Classmate: Better or worse than you thought?

Me: Much better.

Teacher: (talking to the class) The scores ranged from...not...so good...to perfect.

Someone in Back: Who the hell got a perfect?!

Teacher: Only one person did. But I can't say who legally. You will have to find out yourselves. (pointed look at me that no one else seems to notice)

Me: (shrinking)

Person in Back: Well, whoever you are, congratulations.

Me: (whispering) ...Well, I can't bloody say now that it was me. (pauses) Just how bad was everyone else's scores?!

Mom: (after I told her that I had the only perfect score) Wow! Congrats, Virginia! Somewhat surprising.

Me: (blinking, slightly bewildered) That...kind of...hurts... (even though I know her and the teacher meant, 'surprising, given the class average')

Mom: Why? (sniggering) Did you teacher say "somewhat surprising" to you? It is, given that YOU were the one with the perfect score.

Me: (Distressed look)

Mom: ... You do realize that I was just kidding, right?

Me: I know...but still... (I wasn't truly hurt, but I was in a little bit of a shock)

Mom: (on the way to go camping in the RV) I think we hit one of my fruit trees or something on our way out.

Courtney: Why?

Mom: Because we appear to have dragged a large tree branch in the rear tire three miles down the highway...

Mom: (referring to the dogs who are very restless in the RV) Maybe we should have given them doggy downers (pain meds for dogs) before we left home.

Everyone Else: (staring, slack-jawed at this suggestion)

Mom: I brought them.

Courtney: You...sedate...your dogs?

Sierra: Have to for the 4th of July. They're terrified of fireworks and can scale our fence rapidly.

Mom: (trying to figure out how much medicine the dog needs to have because of a surgery) What's the bottle say?

Sierra: 'Give the dog half a tablet every 12 hours.'

Mom: ...Oh, shit. No wonder he was so out of it. I was giving him whole ones!

Me: (staring at the zonked out dog) Yeah, that would do it. I suggest reading the labels all the way through, and not just skim them...

Me: (staring off into the distance) Blackberry thorns are difficult to remove from one's crotch. And somewhat painful.

Everyone Else: (horrified expressions)

Kiri's Dad: Hey, Kiri.

Kiri: Yeah?

Kiri's Dad: Come and help me. The table-saw and I are having a disagreement on which way is up...

Kiri: (horrified expression)

Mom: (pauses movie) Hey, I have to go get something from the store. Do you want to keep watching?

Me: I'll wait for you to get back.

Mom: Well, I've already seen part of it.

Me: Really? How much?

Mom: ...All of it.

Me: That's not a part!

Mom: I didn't watch all of the credits!

Me: Chomp. Ouch! That was a pen! That wasn't a french fry!

Me: (while working on homework) 1100011000111000101001110... (pauses) A fascinating look into my mind, I'm sure.

Kiri: That was a really creepy chant.

Me: I got a little off track there...

Kiri: Just a little.

Me: (while in class) The person's name will be Shiristine with a K.

Class: ...How does that work?

Me: I'm not sure. One of my friends has that name, and it's spelled with a K.

Class: ...How?

Me: I'll call and ask! (calls) Kiri? How do you spell your name?

Kiri: ...Which one?

Me: The long one.

Kiri: Kierstyne. It's Swedish.

Me: Ah. Thanks! (hangs up and pauses) I should have written that down...

Me: Oh, I have a message from Airhead... I should check it... (opens up voicemail and listens)

Airhead: Exoskeleton was really really hard so I was like ahhhh so then I took a bucket and kept rolling over it until it died... I don't care it's dead... it was huge too... That's why I stopped with the screwdriver because it moved and I ended up squishing its butt... it was still moving buuuuuhhhh... and the worst part was that then... (pause) Oh, wait... END OF MESSAGE

Me: ... (calls back after saving the message for later) Did you butt dial me?

Airhead: No... I called on purpose... I just forgot that I was still holding the phone... There was an evil spider... So I kind of...You know...

Sierra: Mom...I had a bad day... (hugs her)

Mom: Aww...what happened?

Me: (looking at the counter) Must have been bad. I see you brought out the giant Pocky.

Mom: You poor thing!

Me: (looking at my legs) My femurs look a lot longer than they're supposed to be.

Mom: No way! (measures mine, and hers) Your femurs are the same length as mine!

Me: My point exactly! You're taller than me!

Mom: ...Oh yeah...

Me: (microwaving butter) ...I've put this thing in here for longer than Mom did...and all I can get it to do is foam. How in the world did she make it explode? And in half the time?

Me: (driving, glances over at empty passenger seat) What the... Why's there an orange in the door?! (It's wedged in there pretty good...) ...What is wrong with my family? (immediately comes to the conclusion it was a family member)

Sergeant Major: (glances outside) ...What the heck is this?

Me: I believe it's called "sunlight" sir.

Sergeant Major: (stares at me)

Me: Yes, it took me a moment to realize what it was, too. It's so rare here. (It's rarely sunny where I live.)

Sergeant Major: ... (decides it's not worth it and goes back to teaching)

Sergeant Major: In today's announcements, apparently someone next to the school lost their pet python. All students are advised to stay away from the field. (pauses) What kind of a dumb shi-

Everyone: Sir!

Sergeant Major: (glares at the interruption) It escapes me as to how anyone can be stupid enough to LOSE a twelve-foot snake.

Mom: I refuse to wipe Mickey's butt once it comes to that. His children can do it for him. I told him this, and he asked me, "Which one? Sierra will tell me F-You, Virginia will forget that I'm in there and I'll starve to death-"

Me: (bursts into laughter) So true...I really would forget...

Mom: (continuing) "-and Mykel couldn't be bothered. I'll call Sunshine. She'll take care of me!" (pauses) ...Are you okay, Virginia?

Me: NO! (still laughing)

Sierra: What about the time where you and Mickey...oh, I don't know...FORGOT TO PICK ME UP FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL!

Mom: I thought Mickey was picking you up! And he thought I was picking you up!

Sierra: I was there for FOUR HOURS! WAITING!

Mom: You got picked up in the end!

Sierra: By my friend's mother! Not mine!

Mom: I'M SORRY!

Me: ...I've already had my mid-life crisis at age 20...BECAUSE I was turning twenty...I freaked out quite badly...

Sam: Oh, you poor thing. You're turning 20 this year, right?

Me: ...I'm...turning...21...this year... (sobbing) I'm already 20...curse you...

Sam: Oh, I'm so sorry! (hugs)

Me: ...Guess I'm still upset...Wait. We've been friends since 2nd grade! You went to my 20th birthday party!

Mom: (watching Sierra pulling out books that are going with her when she moves) ...Are you sure those books are yours?

Sierra: ...Well, you aren't going to read them again...

Me: (takes a look) ...! Those are mine!

Sierra: You didn't even like them!

Me: I liked them! I just thought that too many people made too much fuss over them.

Sierra: ...Does that mean I can have them?

Me: ...Yes.

Mom: Hey! Don't take that one! That one isn't yours!

Sierra: No, it's mine!

Mom: No, it's Grandma's!

Sierra: But I thought it was Auntie's!

Me: ...And you were going to take it anyway?

Sierra: ...It's mine now. It's been here for a couple of years. It's MINE.

Mom: Clean the fridge.

Me: I distinctly remember you telling Sierra to do it.

Mom: She's at work right now.

Me: Why me?

Mom: Because you're so good at it.

Me: It's not exactly rocket science! You throw away anything that's growing, has things growing on it, or has disintegrated!

Mom: Do it.

Me: Fine. (does it)

Mom: ...It's...empty...now...What are we going to eat for dinner?

Me: Beats me. We couldn't have eaten anything that was in there, anyway.

Me: He's in the trunk. I mean, IT'S in the trunk.

Mom: ...

Me: I get to...fly...a kite... (extremely happy)

Mom: What kind of kite?

Me: Ghost ship! ...NaaAaAaAah... (making weird noises)

Mom: AHHH!! She's vibrating! She's vibrating!

Mom: Looks like humidity will be high today. Maybe at 80%.

Me: ...I may be wrong, but humidity is moisture in the air, right? (she nods) So...wouldn't the air with 80% humidity be...you know...WATER?

Mom: You'd think, but apparently not. Although, it will certainly feel like you're breathing water.

Me: (talking to the vice-principal about something)

Mom: Hi, Honey!

Me: (yelps) MOM! You scared me!

Vice-principal: Oh, hello Jonie. Long time no see.

Mom: Hey! What's up?

Me: (staring) You two...know...each other?

Mom: Yup! We've been friends forever!

Principal: (walks by) Oh, hello Jonie. How are you?

Mom: Hi Scott!

Me: NaLAarandlalalalaaaaa... (having a miniature breakdown)

Principal: What brings you here today?

Mom: That thing making the weird noises over there is my daughter! She has a doctor's appointment!

Dad: Virginia! You can't stay in your dark hole all day! Come out into the sunshine!

Me: ...Fine. (comes back inside five minutes later) Am I done now?

Dad: (jaw dropping) How did you get so tan so fast?! You were really pale just a few minutes ago!

Sierra: (she'd been suntanning all day and had yet to acquire one) ...I hate you.

Mom: Hey, Virginia! Patrick came to take some pellets and hay from us! (He's her boss.) He bought three alpacas today!

Me: ...Three? Really?

Patrick: Yeah.

Mom: I really wanted one too...

Me: Like I said last night, NO.

Patrick: (gives me a questioning look)

Me: Ah. Mom and Sam were trying to convince me last night that it would be a good idea to get an alpaca. I was vehement in my denial.

Patrick: Well, the alpacas will teach my children responsibility! Why won't you let your mother get one?

Me: Because I'd be the only person taking care of it! And I'm twenty! I'd don't need to learn responsibility!

Patrick: ...I see...

Me: YOU can buy alpacas up the wazoo, for all I care! BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY!!

Mom: See how mean she is?!

Patrick: (laughing hysterically)

Mom: (getting off the phone) That was Patrick. It seems that the alpacas are asleep in the trailer!

Me: ...Trailer? He's not putting them in the yard?

Mom: He's doesn't have a fence yet. He's going to make it tomorrow.

Me: ...Don't you normally get a fence before you buy three alpacas?!

Mom: Only if you're boring!

Colonel: Hey, Virginia, it's your turn to go to the blood drive.

Me: ...Okay... (leaves, and comes back a little while later with a sticker)

Colonel: ...Your sticker says...I tried to give blood...

Me: (nods miserably)

Colonel: I am sensing a story here. Was it your fear of needles?

Me: (shakes head even more miserably) That only made it worse...I conquered my fear of needles...only to have my blood clot on the needle within two minutes...

Colonel: ...That's actually kind of amazing.

Me: (picking up the reluctant cat) Come and sit with me! Great, Mom, she's settled in OWWW!!

Mom: Yeah, she saying, "And I'll dig my claws into your thigh to let you know how I feel about that.

Mom: Go and vacuum.

Me: But...the kitty on my lap is so very comfortable, and I don't want to make her leave...

Mom: You could try holding onto her while you vacuum. Although, I would not recommend it. You just have to hold on tight. Besides, you just bought a pack of 100 band aids, didn't you? You can put them to good use!

Dad: Hey, what're you girls up to?

Me: We're water skiing.

Dad: Ah, can I join?

Me: (gives him a disbelieving look)

Dad: What?

Me: You're old, you're fat, and you just can't do it.

Dad: Now I have to prove you wrong! (goes water skiing and comes back) See? I CAN do it.

Me: Yeah, and you blinded about thirty people with your fish belly white belly.

Dad: So I'm a great white whale...but I CAN water ski.

Me: If you can actually call that water skiing, then yes.

Dad: You're lucky I don't throw you to the fishes.

Me: I'd take you with me.

Dad: That's my girl!

Me: (picks up Diego, my sister's cat) Hi Buddy. (He snuggles into my arms happily.) That's my buddy. (I take him with me into the living room.)

Sierra: (sees her cat and lights up with joy) DIEGGGOOOO!!! (holds out her arms for the cat)

Diego: (makes a distressed noise)

Me: (looks down at him)

Diego: (looks back, eyes wide with terror)

Me: Sorry Sierra, he staying with me.

Me: (watching the cat, Diego, run around chasing another of our cats)

Mom: That little shit-head. I would do something, but he isn't actually afraid of anything.

Me: Not true anymore. He is now scared of the vaccum.

Mom: ... Do I even want to ask?

Me: Sierra vaccumed up his tail using the vaccum hose.

Me: Well, at least I was never dropped on my head.

Mom: (freezes in place in the kitchen)

Me: (looks over)

Mom: (slowly starts cooking again)

Me: Mom. Look at me. (she does) Did you drop me on my head?

Mom: (nods meekly)

Me: ...More than once?

Mom: (nods again)

Me: ...How many times?!

Mom: (holds up two fingers) But it wasn't my fault! You just sort of...leapt off the bed and out of your highchair. Don't even get me started on when you were older and would LAUNCH yourself from the crib...

Me: I wonder if that's why I have such a hard head.

Mom: ...When I was pregnant, I also didn't have a good sense of how far my belly was sticking out and ran into a lot of things. And then, when I walked around with you, sometimes your head would smack into the doorframes and walls.

Me: ...How am I still alive?

Me: I wonder why I like spicy things so much.

Mom: When you and your sister were babies I fed you a lot of jalapeno pepper jelly.

Me: WHY?!

Mom: You liked it!

Me: (Walks into the pet store and approaches the counter) Hi! I would like...

Staffer: NO!! (He backs away) Not you again!!

Airhead: Um...what's going on?

Me: Last time I was here, I bought 500 crickets for my mother. He had to count them all out. The time before that, 300.

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Cherry Picking by Alis Volat Propris reviews
It started with wanting to avenge Sasuke's death. From there, it turned into something else entirely. A forbidden truce between the two former enemies will lead Sakura down a path she didn't want to take. But if Itachi is innocent, then who murdered Sasuke?
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Yggdrasil by Wolfic reviews
Its branches extend to the Heavens. Its roots within the land. Its bark can quell any raging flame. Its very existence is that of the new world of Erion. [Mercedes X Ingway]
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The Empty Cradle by MaggiSakura reviews
What if Maka's parents lived in the era of the warlords? How is soon to be Kishin going to deal with a situation of a kid in the cradle and its parents lying dead at his feet as accidental victims in witch hunts? Father/Daughter relationship. MAY CHANGE!
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Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
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Someone New by DarkennedFlower reviews
Deciding she was sick of being weak, Hinata takes up an offer to go and train in Suna under Temari. However, before she leaves she finds herself completely heartbroken. However, as time passes, she begins to learn more about Suna, and her growing love for it. And her own feelings towards someone new. [Going to go under severe construction]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Idiot Guy's Guide to a Woman's Heart by withallheartandsoul reviews
Need help charming the girl of your dreams? Feel like you've got no chance in getting her attention? Having a hard time expressing your emotions? Well,your prayers have been answered! Presenting the "Idiot Guy's Guide to a Woman's Heart" by Jiraiya-sama. Even the most cold-blooded of assassins can become one of the hottest lady killers in town!
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It Was You by NightFury812 reviews
Sasori is revived by Lady Chiyo, and gets a second chance at being human, but he ends up as Sakura's captive. However when a simple mission turns out to be the longest mission Sakura's ever had, what will happen along the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,815 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Beauty and the Beast? You SO Screwed It Up by hereandgone reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted Uchiha who pissed off a blonde Jinchuriki. He was cursed to live the rest of his life with a fugly orange mask on his face, unless he found a girl to fall in love with him. He had until a ramen cup expired...
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Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
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Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Ichimaru Gin's Diary by Amaterasu Ai reviews
This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 117,519 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Bestiality by Flamist.Rika reviews
Meet Sasori, a demon who hoards pretty things- and meet Sakura, a pretty thing. Unfortunately, Sasori is a cursed demon. By day, he's a scorpion- but by night he's in a human-like form- and plans on keeping Sakura around. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,027 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Dragonfly's Secret by Cassian Green reviews
Little Sakura didn't mind keeping a secret and neither did the dragonfly who saw Shisui that day. Non-mass, fluff
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My Tactless Sweetheart by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
CH 8. - Sai could only watch with mild disgust, as Sakura ate her strawberry ice cream with peanut butter, gummy worms, and pineapples with marshmallows on top.
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A Time for A Promise by Tsukishou reviews
SPOILER She returned her true name to heavens, and her life returned to the land. He met his end, heaved with sins, and compensate in the shadow of Netherworld. The land revived, continue to prosper without both. And yet, a single promise remains.
Odin Sphere - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009
To Keep A Promise by Orion Winter reviews
So I gotten past what happened to Ralph...now check out the aftermath...for everybody!
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Unintentional by Wings of Dawn reviews
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Nowhere by XxAngry-Evil-PoptartsxX reviews
She thought she could reach them. Dark-Fic Drabble
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Back by RoyStealer reviews
One-Shot: A short view into what would happen if Orihime brought Ulquiorra back after his fight with Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato, Konan
I Will Break You! by kisukebenihime reviews
MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn’t want one. Sakura’s ‘no-nonsense’ attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Good Nights and Good Mornings by jekkah reviews
WARNING: Slight spoilers for 4.01. Just a Mary/Marshall one-shot fluff piece. Mary and Marshall's relationship changes after they begin to platonically share a bed.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Marshall M., Mary S.] - Complete
Something Strange by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Hayasaka was quite oblivious most of the time, even he knew that, but he couldn't shake the feeling that there was something strange going on with Natsuo, the current banchou, and Okegawa, the former banchou. contains spoilers for volume 9.
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hayasaka, Mafuyu - Complete
Shoes and Coffee by M14Mouse reviews
Harry didn't plan to think about shoes first thing in the morning. Hell, the only thing that she wanted was a cup of coffee.
Harry's Law - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harriet K., Jenna B. - Complete
Home by DC-BA reviews
Home. She was home... NnoiNell, post-Nnoitra's death
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
The Therapist by Nocturne Weaver reviews
Hyuga Hinata is a poor girl turned somewhat popular due to her talent for massage. Her elevating success at her new job in a high-class bathhouse attracts Sabaku No Gaara. Her special service attracts even more unwanted attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,437 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Nothing But A Puppet by taz.kelly reviews
Sakura and Chiyo defeat Sasori, but he's not dead. He has a choice, live or die. He wants to die, to be with his parents... like that's going to happen. You can't always have what you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
Maka's New Roommate by Z-Raid reviews
Life is always hard when getting a new roommate. It's especially hard when said roommate is a very perverted Kishin. How will Maka cope with living with such a roommate? Crack pairing! AsuraXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Asura, Maka A. - Complete
Contradiction by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Ulquiorra's P.O.V. - He spent so much time questioning her actions that he almost forgot to question his own.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Once Upon a Time is the Beginning of Every Story by ShirouHokuto reviews
How do a duck and a boy find a happy ending? Fakir/Ahiru, Rue/Mytho in the background.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Ahiru, Fakir] - Complete
Right Words for a Happy Ending by Mew Universe reviews
Fakir's frustration grows as he searches for the words to make Ahiru a girl, but the little duck herself borrows his pen to tell him the words crossing her mind. Oneshot, written for a Secret Santa exchange for the dA user darkbutterfly137.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Keeping a Promise by Koucha reviews
He made a promise to himself, a promise to ruin the Albarn childs life, and to make her become the most hated person in Shibusen. But what if being too close to her becomes too addicting? He has to keep his promise.He only had one thing to live on, right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Asura, Maka A.
Just a Duck by nicnac918 reviews
Duck didn't understand what it meant to return to her true self, and Fakir didn't tell her. He wanted her to be happy.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Low Key by Gemagi-chan reviews
She was gone. So were the banners. Disclaimed
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Mafuyu, Kangawa - Complete
Chronicles of a Catboy by Kemious reviews
Bet you can't believe its still alive. After over a year here comes chapter three.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Nanao I.
Me and My Cat by ice queen reviews
Chapter 16: Speak Gajeel-ese. Gajeel and Levy run into Lily and Charle on the island after beating Grimoire Heart. Levy doesn't speak Gajeel-ese.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,504 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Gajeel R., Pantherlily
Driftwood by coztic reviews
With the hospital in need of foreign medical supplies and along with nothing else better to do, Sakura and Naruto are sent to Kumogakure to acquire the items. Naruto, oblivious to mission, is out and about sampling ramen stalls. Sakura, on the other hand, drifts into a shop that doesn't seem to have a closing time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Musings of the Sound Technicians by Partners In Fanfic reviews
Ever wonder what the sound technicians in MTAC and the interrogation rooms hear, or better yet, what they think of NCIS's Team Gibbs? This a collection of oneshots based on just that. Better summary inside.**SPOILERS FOR INTERROGATION/MTAC SCENES**
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
The Ancestors of All Humanity by Wolfic reviews
Five tools of Armagedoon, sought to end the world. Five warriors of Psypers, sought to save the land. Six individuals live in a land that is not a land. Three couples shall be wedded, the future lies with them. Title may change at anytime.
Odin Sphere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008
Dear Writers, by LoVe-WiLl-fInD-a-WaY reviews
One day all of the Naruto Characters discover FanFiction. Then they decide to write a letter to those writers about their feelings on the stories they read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Old Dogs, New Tricks by yuugiri reviews
After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,890 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Opposites by Z-Raid reviews
He was the insane demon god of madness. She was a small girl of courage. He shouldn't be interested in her, but he was. And that's when it all spiraled down hill. Crack pairing! AsuraXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Asura, Maka A.
Fish Out of Water by TheFisherKitty reviews
High school Marshall is forced to move thanks to the demands of his father's job. And where does this change land him for his senior year? New Jersey, of course. A what-if story. M&M friendship and more? Now rated M.
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S.
B & Y moments by AruaBullet reviews
some one shots feturing Yachiru and Byakuya, mostly humor some serious. Hopefully there are little to no typos as I had a friend look these over.updated to M for a single bad word just to be safe you know
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K.
There's A Light That Never Goes Out by MadHatter235 reviews
Five years after the end of their adventures, Lightning and the others come together to celebrate the Bodhum's fireworks festival. Feelings are revealed, but is it too late? HopeXLight
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lightning, Hope
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
A Story for Myself by Grace Grants reviews
Gaara thinks a lot in his free time. He has friends and he goes to high school, just like every other kid. But what will happen when Gaara finds out a dark secret from his past? Will Sakura still keep falling for him, or will he end up all alone? Gaa/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
First Encounter by Tania Helene reviews
Sakura skipped a class in school... She rounds up watching a strange blue man fight and they meet... Crappy summary, seriuosly... KisaSaku, AU...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Ureshii Kekka to Akarui Mirai by Thirrin73 reviews
The grand essential of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Something to do? Live again. Something to hope for? A bright future. Something to love? Now, I wonder who that could be. /SasoriSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Building Blocks by yourmainsqueeze reviews
Before everything fell apart Sakura was certain of what she wanted, but now that it's time to rebuild she can't be sure. Seeing different sides is making her think and if she's sure of anything this time around it's that she needs a stronger foundation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
Chibi Zarame by ViTaL-4-SRvIIvAL reviews
I blew off important homework for this, worked on it all of fifteen minutes from 1:47 to 2:something, so somebody better f-ing read it. Zarame, the shinigami's pov. Kind of random. Hint of MichiruXZarame. has some... mild language, mentions of nudity, etc
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Grim Reaper
100 Romantic Bleach Drabbles by Kaychan87 reviews
A series of short Bleach tales centered around various couples in the Bleach-verse. Chapter 100 Rukia's first crush ends before it has the chance to really begin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 50,242 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Rukia K., Kaien S. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Dr. Dread reviews
This was oh, so wrong but it felt so right. She didn't want to let him go but it could never truly be. Yet, couldn't she hope for it to be as such?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sakura by Itachilova101 reviews
How was it possible for me to die and yet still be alive? Why was I in Konoha, but the village was now called Tokyo and why did Sasuke seem so happy? And who was that pink haired angel on his arm? Was any of this real? ItaSakuSasu Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things aren't always what they Seem by Dr. Dread reviews
"Come with me, woman."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Espirito a la Fuga by Psy t r a n c e reviews
Trapped and alone in Hueco Mundo, Orihime wrestles with the blooming fact that Ichigo might be not coming to rescue her. Trust no one, protect yourself, but can she ultimately turn her back on a certain melancholic Espada? UlquiorraxOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,943 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Waking up at Septembers End by PiperDreamer reviews
16 year-old Kisame began to wonder if saving that pink-haired girl on a whim was the greatest or dumbest thing he had ever done. One thing for sure, he was going to get her back for breaking his arm. ADOPTED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Unfaithful by Dr. Dread reviews
Here she was once again, with him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
At My Back by Hypocritical-Hime reviews
Memories. Tired, sad memories, kept locked away tonight by that stoic facade and a veritable mountain of work. Of course, nobody really paid enough attention to notice anyway. Well...nobody, except for her.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/18/2010 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Broken by Dr. Dread reviews
"Are you afraid, girl?" "I'm not afraid." He reached out to her, not really knowing the reason why.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Caring by Angelv98 reviews
When you have no experience whatsoever in comforting someone, what do you do when you're thrust into a situation where comfort is needed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kitten Sushi by Temeraria reviews
Sakura is given the most dreadful mission she could ever think of. She really wanted to go to that hot spring, but instead, she gets lost. What a drag. Rated T, though, contains strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Comparatively at Home in Prison by soner reviews
Grimmjow, Nel and Ulquiorra must attend high school. But not to worry, several of the shinigami will be joining them. Oh, and somehow Isshin occasionally finds his way in as well. Pairings: Ulquihime, plus other assorted crack-inspired couples.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Twisted by Dr. Dread reviews
A/N: Charas might be a little OOC. :/
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sanctuary by Snackssketch reviews
She was very interesting. He wanted to know more about her. He is the leader of her destroyed, now rebuilding, village. Will she ever get to know him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Art by Ulquiarra reviews
Tatsuki's POV When Hime comes back from the Winter War, she isn't the same. She's figuratively haunted by a dead Espada. When it gets too bad, Tatsuki finally reveals to everyone else Orihime's despair, starting events that will change everyone's views.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Children Have Nightmares by Thorn In Your Side reviews
And what do you suppose high and untouchable Hitsugaya Toshiro was?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Day At The Spa by swirlheart reviews
Rangiku, deciding that her captain could use one day off in his life, takes him to a spa with her. Less than pleased about the idea, Hitsugaya fights her on just about everything. Everything is just too girly for him! Poor guy… Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Call Upon My Name by Ferichan reviews
Lightning gets a rather unwanted visit of a memory she thought long forgotten as she watches a sleeping Hope mumble about his deceased mother in his sleep. Lightning? A Mom? Not by a longshot... or is it? Light Hope oneshot.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Drops of Jupiter by Fourth Horse reviews
Hope hits adulthood and Lightning lets him move in with her so he can attend university in Bodhum. A kid now turned man, the lines of friendship begin to blur in ways she's not sure she's comfortable with. "You're mine. Get used to it." Lightning/Hope.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Lightning, Hope
The Nurse Who Loves Me by kisukebenihime reviews
AU. *MadaSaku* It was a simple question: “Daddy, how did you meet mommy?” One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Doubts by Ruine reviews
Lightning has some lingering doubts about her younger sister's upcoming wedding. Serah straightens her out. Mild Angst, and Mild Fluff. Snow x Serah. Brief mention of possible Future Lightning x Hope. Full Details inside.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Lightning, Serah F. - Complete
Birthday Wish by PoliceCommander reviews
When Hope turns eighteen, he has just one thing to say to Lightning, but he's finding it hard to get her alone. Hope x Light One-shot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
So Is She Seeing Anybody? by nemain13 reviews
A fleeting one-shot looking inside Marshall's head as he has to hear this question over and over again. What is he thinking? Spoilers for stuff through "Whistle Stop."
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
2000 Words: Suigetsu and Karin by existence555 reviews
Just what it sounds like. 20 drabbles, 100 words each, SuiKa. Because we need more of it. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Beauty And The BeastFF13 Style by Kai Yukimura reviews
Once upon a time, there was a beast who lived in a castle. Cursed and having no hope in breaking it. Waiting for her death silently. What happens when a young boy stumbles in her life? Full summary inside XD
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Lost Night by applesaucex reviews
Quick little one-shot of Lightning and Hope one night in the Gapra Whitewood. May contain slight fluff.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Sick days by i Mel-chan i reviews
Matsumoto gets sick. Complete fluff
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight on the Water by akatsukir00lz reviews
After their fight with Killer Bee, the Taka decide it's time they get a Medical Ninja in their platoon; More specifically Sakura. What will happen when Sakura takes an interest in someone other than Sasuke? Suigetsu x Sakura. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
A Bird's Eye View by Yamadori reviews
Chocobo’s perspective on the events at the end of Chapter 8. Oneshot. Spoilers.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Overprotective vicecaptain by i Mel-chan i reviews
Matsumoto is quite protective over her captain.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sugar Crash by Laurie Bunter reviews
A bribe, a waiver, and a sack full of candy. Yachiru's going to wreck more havoc than a filler arc villain. It's all going to end in tears.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The nefarious plans of Kusajishi Yachiru by Tinni reviews
When Yachiru plans, its most definitely a plot involving Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Her Secret Hell by Nami-Lass reviews
Moving to a new school with her abusive 'father', owner of most of the brothels in Shippuuden! She questions the social groupings at her school while her own problems steadily worsen. Help comes from unexpected places when she becomes part of a 'league'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,711 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
May Break My Bones by Lilac Rain reviews
Sakura moved to Konoha when she was ten. By accident, she discovers a worn building, whom a boy named Kimimaro is trapped in. Her visits may just break his delicate bones...or his heart rather...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Payback! by iOverDrive reviews
This is what happens when Sasuke decides to do something really stupid. Sakura discovers something called revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
A Thousand Miles by snappleducated reviews
In which Larsa Solidor conducts himself with great dignity and poise. — LarsaPenelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Larsa, Penelo - Complete
The Sorceress’s Blunder by Essence of Soup reviews
Sakura grandmother, a sorceress who, after a misunderstanding, makes her granddaughter a much desired one… by any male OLDER then her!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H.
Touch by Gemagi-chan reviews
When she was gone, he realised too late...
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Mafuyu, Maizono - Complete
Of Flowers that Weep by Still-Birth reviews
Because a forced marriage is always harder when you've already known each other. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Chiaroscuro by rii no ame reviews
Orihime takes a deliberate step to blur the contrasts between light and darkness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Did you miss me? by Jessica'sStarSong reviews
Sakura moved to Suna when she was five. She did what no one else would and befriended a lonely Gaara. Her parents,afraid of Gaara's demon, took Sakura from Suna to Konoha. Due to a concussion Sakura forgets her memories of Gaara. He does not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
I Rather Be A Fool For Life by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Drabble series, rated T for violence. Probably no lemons. Includes rare specimens like MadaSaku. Latest Update: Red Revenge slight SasoSaku, SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
Welkin by Nymbis reviews
Star Wars AU. Jedi Knight Sai faces death when the friendship of a pink haired bounty hunter lands him in the middle of a conspiracy involving ex Republic soldier Uchiha Sasuke. SaiSaku, full cast and side pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sai, Sakura H.
For Now by with eyes looking up reviews
It hurts to even be around them. Around her. SasuSakuSai, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
To See a True Smile by Gaaraslover30240 reviews
SAKURAxSAI-- All Sakura knew was that she would give anything to see Sai truly smile. But what would it cost? Her breath, her life?---Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sai
Secret Love by Akatsuki-loves-Sephie reviews
I'm new to this site. So please be kind and review. I'd love to have suggestions. This is a Jasper Hale/Cullen story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jasper
Shadows by Yuki Kaminari reviews
Sakura finds herself out of Konoha. She knows that she may never return to see her friends again. Then, she meets Akasuna no Sasori, who may just be the one to save her from her past, and help her forget. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Verisimilitude by blackberries reviews
In an attempt to renew his powers, Uchiha Madara lost everything. When Sakura learned of his secret, she tried to get the bare truth. However, even a man who has lost everything won't be willing to share every detail. Major spoilers up to chapter 448.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Perspective by krizzlybear reviews
You can never really know a person until you've walked a mile in his shoes. In Ino's case, she didn't just walk in his shoes. She walked with his insects as well. Ino Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,978 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Ino Y., Shino A.
Time After Time by Kamia Keehl reviews
This is the journey of Ulquiorra and Orihime from their childhood days until they're a couple of teenagers. Maybe, someday, a family? UlquiHime. AH. AU. - I do not own Bleach, or Gin would be mine. Used to be titled "Years After Years".
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Beyond the Possible by Kujira reviews
Sakura finds herself in the charge of an unexpected rescuer! My first fanfic, actually my first canon fanfic. Please comment! Rating T, for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Comfort In Surreality by Mellow Penelo reviews
After a series of chance encounters, and one of Kisame’s more capricious decisions, a pink haired girl has become Akatsuki's newest tool. What? He’s the one that has to deal with her? Damn it, he really should have paid more attention in that meeting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Reunion by The Red Beret reviews
It was all her fault. His cold, wooden frame hadn't been cold to him, for coldness itself never used to feel like anything. Pain never even seemed possible, and in his puppet body he could at least allow himself to feel somewhat immortal. Until now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
All I Need is You by AnimeAngel126 reviews
Sakura and Ino are both in it to get with two bestfriends, Sasori and Deidara, because they are the top five guys that every girl wants. Along the way, for Sakura this little game changes into something more than she can handle. Somethings never go away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,843 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Waiting by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Becasue she is so tired of being empty and he doesn't quite know how to accept help from others. It may not be paradise, but it was still more then either could ever dare to hope for. SuiSaku Dedicated to Memories Faded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Nuclear Euphemisms by Schyzotypal X reviews
Gazille scowls as his view of the sweet little book worm is blocked by EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GUILD, once again getting themselves in what looks to be a right merry clusterfuck of DOOM-slight GazilleLevi-oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Child Rearing 101 by Rachel Noelle reviews
Matsumoto decides she wants children - with Hitsugaya. But what happens when their friends decide to let them have some "practice" in raising children? HitsuMatsu, IchiRuki, UkiSoi, and ZarakiUno, among others. Last chapters up! Epilogue Up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,803 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Light's Forgotten Child by A Penned Desire reviews
He was considered to be a fearless and hostile person.He thought he had nothing to lose when he seeked revenge on those who had wronged.However,after she came into his life and touched him in a way no one could, he was slowly changing his mindset...
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 69,272 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Kurapika K. - Complete
Resurrection by Gen Jem reviews
The Akatsuki has used the Summoning: Impure World Resurrection jutsu to bring back their dead members. Sakura and Naruto end up being captured. Will they get the Kyuubi? Will one member want to get Sakura? M for future violence.. and smut..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,111 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
A Broken Friendship by Millenium Ring reviews
Sequel to "The Scorpion's and The Flower's Freedom". Sasori and Deidara have their mission set. Sakura has her own. Will a change of heart be enough to keep the budding relationship that she has with the puppet master? Sasori x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,019 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Know Your Stars Bleach Style by cryozenthia reviews
Time to torture the Bleach characters. Rated T for Language and content. Warning: Extreme hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk. UPDATE: Isane
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007
Beautiful Dreamer by 30kchekov reviews
An ordinary day in the Eleventh Division. Yachiru falls asleep and has a dream. Ch. 2: It's Yumichika's turn now. Ch. 3: Ikkaku also falls victim to a dream. Ch. 4: Yachiru has a real nightmare. Ch. 5: A certain taichou's birthdays.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
A Broken Silence by Reverberating Winds reviews
Orihime feels forlorn and lifeless, drained. Ulquiorra wants to find out what's making her so sad. He gets under her skin and attempts to make her feel better. Will something else happen? UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,875 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Between Friends by ronny-of-yore reviews
Odd moments between an older Sakura and Sai that may lead to something neither one had ever envisioned for themselves. Can the transition between hate to friendship ultimately lead to love? Anything’s possible in the world of shinobi. Sai/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,439 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Against All Odds by koobabear reviews
On a misadventure, Sakura finds herself with the most unlikely of companions. AU, set before Shippuden. Sasori x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,903 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Be My Nakama by ArchangelKo reviews
Hostility between Shadow Gear's boys and Gazille continues. Though, Levi sees something else in the ex-Phantom Lord member. It may take all her willpower to adjust Gazille to the guild of Fairy Tail, but it is an endeavor she is willing to pursue. Why?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
Sin From Angel Lips by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
How many times could a human be damned before their sins seemed like blessings? This girl and her damn mouth, were starting to really piss him off...Hidan and Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya
Breakaway by onyx-dreams reviews
Unappreciated and overlooked, Sakura leaves Konoha and discovers that a bedtime story, is not just a story. She discovers her inherited blood limit and must rise to face new challenges. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,815 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Water by Don't Use Anymore reviews
Somedays, you just want to kill everyone. For Tayuya, this is one of those days. Oneshot, rated for Tayuya's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Suigetsu H., Tayuya - Complete
A first kiss like Mine? YOU WISH! by shika'sgurl22 reviews
A collection of short drabbles. What would Sakura's first kiss be like with each sexy guy from the Naruto world? Who knows, but we are about to find out! Read to see if your favorite guy will be added! Click the title and see who she kisses! Sakuxmultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Life is never that simple by Meanna NeKo reviews
What if one simple change,changes the fate of an entire village. But in the end life is never that simple. AU, non-mass, All chapters REVISED, the Chunin's began, so has the insanity, R&R for the next chapters! The real Chapter 19 is up and revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,033 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Haunted Palace by dreamoperator23 reviews
Old Ulquihime one-shot that I never uploaded...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Cherry Blossom Moon: Fiery Passion by Sakura-cherryblossom16 reviews
In a medieval world full of knights, witches, mermaids, and....Naruto characters? A young princess named Sakura must embark on a journey with Akatsuki members to obtain the 9 demon crystals. Main Paring:ItaSaku Other:NaruHina. Time-Travel and Medieval fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,099 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fire and Ice by MatsuMama reviews
Sequel to Blood and Ashes, continuing HitsuMatsu. Set in the future as established in BaA. Fluff! Drama! Mystery! More fluff! Rating for language and dark angstiness with the occasional lemon. See Author's Profile for UPDATES, etc. FINALE IS UP!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,526 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Criminal Minds by Clyde-chan reviews
MINOR HIATUS! Sakura isn't a criminal or a troublemaker. So then, why is she with the Akatsuki, pulling pranks and getting into more trouble than she ever bargained for? She was, after all, a hardworking high school student. Right? /HS fic//ItachixSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Hands Of Time Run Backward by Natsu-sama reviews
When Gray joins the team of Natsu, Lucy, and Happy will he be able to generate a spark of love interest with Lucy,or will his constant fighting with Natsu be a complete turnoff for Lucy? Read their may adventures, trouble making, and mishaps to find out!:
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2008
Broken Confession by Lolita Anomynous reviews
on the night of the scarlet moon, she went to confess but found something shocking.Will heartbroken Hinata find love just around the corner? Originally by Eerie night fall. Continued by me. I start on chapter 8: gaara/hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Utter and Ultimate Passion of a Bajillion Suns by krizzlybear reviews
oneshot of total crack. They both wore glasses, so that seemed be enough of a reason to make out with each other. That, and they were both totally hot for each other. Dedicated to Shino and Karin fans EVERYWHERE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Shino A., Karin - Complete
The Colour Of Red by SmexySmone reviews
Broken, Beaten and Bruised. How will Sakura make it through this one? Pairings: Well, you'll just have to read it to find out......
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Demon never gets the princess by spswnaruhina reviews
my first fic hope it's at least ok, it's just a simple parody of a princess fairytail, you can probably guess the pairing from the title.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Black Cats by LilMissLazy reviews
Hinata discovers that she doesn't belong with the rest of the village and escapes from her prison that is the Huuga. Being a black cat, she goes to find those more like herself. Will she find someone who will love her for who she is? PeinHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein
More Than He Can Bear by Meiroh reviews
Byakuya is angry. Truly, deeply, awfully pissed. Because this shouldn't be. How could it be? He must have dreamed it. Yes, his worst nightmare in the last half a century. It didn't really happen. Did it? Well, anyway, he's pissed. Stay away.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K.
Beautiful Boy by Don't Use Anymore reviews
Kimimaro had presented a long lost hope to Juugo. The hope for sanity. shounen-ai, oneshot, KimiJuu, title change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Juugo, Kimimaro - Complete
The art of pain by Jaur reviews
AU After the academy exams the fight with Mizuki was interrupted. The result forced earlier decisions to be reconsidered and Naruto finds himself with a quite different sensei. Will his team survive the genin exam and walk the road that is chosen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ibiki M., Naruto U.
Second Time Around by Sandylee007 reviews
COMPLETE! Itachi’s death costs Sasuke his life. But… What happens when he gets one more year to set things right? Will he end up wasting this extra time? NaruxFEMSasu, plus others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,915 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Days of Love and Hate by AiriFox reviews
A haphazard bet with Rangiku Matsumoto forces Soifon to get a date with any guy in a mere week. With Soifon's romantic sense of a rock, a perpetually hopeful ally and the weirdest crop of men ever, what will come out of this bet? Pairings: SoifonXMany
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,311 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Suì-Fēng - Complete
Upside Down by festival-chan loves books reviews
GaaraxHinata. Gaara's life is turned upside down when Tsunade delivers to him a hunted Konoha kunoichi to keep alive for awhile.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,120 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
20 Questions by chronicleofcoincidence reviews
She could no longer remember the three days which changed her life, she couldn't remember any of the things which happened in that parallel universe, she couldn't remember him... yet he was still the reason behind her every answer. Writing sequel.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Blue Sugar by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She remembers thinking that since he wore orange, he couldn't be that bad. [TobiHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hinata H., Obito U./Tobi
Thoughts on Thoughts by Geekies reviews
A cute little thought bubble story about Team Hebi. Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo start thinking about what Sasuke thinks about. His answer seems normal but what he's really thinking is... Oneshot Team Hebi No SuiKa sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Evil bear of demonic doom by H-bomber reviews
Suigetsu gets a teddy bear. Better than it sounds, Suika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Want by Feilyn reviews
He wants so badly to hate her, but he is an Arrancar, and Arrancar do not feel. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Boatman's Gift by thekillerdynamo reviews
Orihime needs to discover many things about herself to save herself and her friends from Hueco Mundo. Ulquiorra is the key. What is Hime truly capable of? Ori-centric, spoilers galore up to current manga chapters, character death. Guest-star: Ishida!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vampire and Human love by Sandgirl101 reviews
Sakon and Sakon story Sakon is a vampire with the Sound of 5 read it ok man
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sakon, Sakura H.
Forbidden Love by bleachedinubasket reviews
Ichigo is the bad boy. Rukia is the rich good girl. What happens when worlds collide? Trouble is after them and they always end up fighting and fate makes their love seem forbidden. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! IchiXRuki complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,776 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Flowers in my hair by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Hinata left Konaha villiage to train for a few years on the condition she would do her father a favor when she returns but when she finds out the favor her life changes forever.rated T just in case pairings HinaxNaru NejixHina GaaraxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,120 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers by Cella N reviews
She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
coded love by animefreak7594 reviews
Hinata has six months to find a husband after getting shot down by Naruto she sees Kiba’s true feelings but can she decode Neji’s. all the chapters will be short sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Blood and Ashes by MatsuMama reviews
Matsumoto & Ichimaru have their final showdown & at the end Rangiku can't help but look back at the beginning...can Hitsugaya save her from her past? GinRan, HitsuMatsu. Set post King's Key arc. See author's profile for SPOILERS & UPDATES. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,921 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Surprise by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fall by selandora reviews
[Neither were you.] Shisui's smile is tired and Itachi watches him crumble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Peculiarity by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Tragically Crackish. For in all his self-confident complacency, Kabuto had failed to recall that there was one peculiarity he was NOT accustomed to. DARK ironic humor rated T for language and themes. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kimimaro - Complete
To the Future by kamitori reviews
“Ne, Ulquiorra, what do you see yourself doing in the future?” It started out with a simple question. Why can't the woman ever keep her curiosity at bay? Why can't she control her emotions? UlquiOri, bit of IchiHime, hint of IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Espada Quiz by closedofHeart reviews
A quiz designed to see whenever you can be a member of the Espada, rated for humour and extreme evilness on Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Do not underestimate the power of Emo by closedofHeart reviews
When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Finding Heaven by La Editor reviews
Haku is dead, and his purpose is void. Imagine his surprise when he finds something different, in a girl he once knew. ABANDONED. Probably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sakura H., Haku
Rest In Peace by Darkkinkachu reviews
Death is not the end. Life is not the only beginning. Love's the most perfectly flawed drug and there are questions that were not meant to have answers, roads not meant to be traveled...and yet people always do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Emo power by closedofHeart reviews
Stuck in a cell with Ulquiorra, Orihime tries a little bribery, to make the espada do something funny. A bit OOC, R&R, are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Ketchup Series by kamitori reviews
The best thing about Ulquiorra's childhood would probably be this: Hueco Mundo has a lot of ketchup. The worst thing: Being dragged into the many schemes of his older brothers. In other words: Ulquiorra plus Ketchup plus His older siblings equals chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ulquiorra
It's Not an Obsession by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra has a few fetishes, as Orihime finds...pure crack fiction, just for the heck of it. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Why Colour is Important by phoenix-aerith reviews
Byakuya tells why colour is important to all brothers who care for their sisters out there. a must read, rated for some violence. [ichiruki]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Oh Crap by Ramenism reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Just Friends by HotaruNoYami reviews
ever wonder how a sane, half sane, and insane girl could get along? or survive in Seireitei? Multiple OC's little yaoi joke not major. ByakuXOC, RenjiXOC, HitsuXOC all different OC's WARNING: very random at times!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
At the End of the World by aphelion-orion reviews
You and me until the end and forever after. What if Caim and Angelus had been a little more selfish at the end of everything? [death, spoilers for the first ending of Drakengard, CaimxAngelus]
Drakengard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Long Live the Queen by The Hart and Hound reviews
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye...[The matriarch of the Uchiha clan is not blind to her son's intentions. A story of Mikoto's joining the clan and her perpetual stumbling to the end before her. Onesided ItachiMikoto, Uchihacest.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tea Time Chat by tangerine-asuka reviews
What happens when Mayura find a book on Norse Mythology? Mayura talks about her impression of Norse gods&goddesses... like the Evil God of Trickery(Jashin Loki)... Warning: LokixMayura. Please R&R!
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,221 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004
Stranger From Dream by Kaiyuga reviews
Now landing in the Naruto realm, Aki has gotten used to Konoha life pretty well. But in her realistic dream, a forgotten reality looms up to slap her in the face. The Chuunin Exam. And what lies beyond...Sequel to Visitor From Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,223 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
Visitor from Reality by Kaiyuga reviews
Darkness...Utter darkness... Is there no light? Aki....Aki....You must search for this light....Even if it means to look for it in a different world... Pairings are likely to come more in the bridge in the sequels
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,751 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
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Waking Up at September's End reviews
16 year-old Kisame began to wonder if saving that pink-haired girl on a whim was the greatest or dumbest thing he had ever done. One thing was for sure, he was going to get her back for breaking his arm. Adopted from PiperDreamer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Demon Child reviews
NEW SUMMARY. A girl from the American Branch of SS comes to Japan to escape her peers. However, as she begins her new life Kasumi finds that the past is very hard to run away from, and that it's catching up too quickly. Nothing is as it seems. HisagixOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,442 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Shuuhei H.
Project Lilith reviews
The Akatsuki has been quiet for the past 5 yrs. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata are to infiltrate the Akatsuki on orders from Tsunade. Story is actually about my OC Lilith, and the three kunoichi's adventure with the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U.
Demon Child: Explanations! reviews
Explanations and things I couldn't didn't put in the main storyline of Demon Child. Please read that first, or this will not make any sense whatsoever. There will be Kasumi and Shyuuheiness! It just will not be the main theme. All characters involved.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007
A Hollow's Kingdom reviews
Princess Orihime's castle has been taken over by Aizen and his hollows. What can she do to get it back? The only problem is that there is a time limit, for Aizen wants to marry her off to him or one of his henchmen. She can only talk to her silent gaurd.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,988 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
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