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Joined 08-04-07, id: 1343778, Profile Updated: 08-19-15
Author has written 77 stories for Bleach, Naruto, and Fairy Tail.

CoLu week was fantastic, everyone! So many people submitted, and it was just so super cool!

Eien and I are already setting up for next year!


I am definitely participating in Navia Week and I'm SUPER EXCITED for it! It starts on August 1st, with August 8th being a bonus day.

Here are the prompts!

Day 1: Steam

Day 2: Sundrops

Day 3: Jealous

Day 4: Promises

Day 5: Together

Day 6: Family

Day 7: Seasons

Bonus, Day 8: Regrets


:Admiral of the Supreme Leader's Satirical Legion of the Crack Fiction Liberation Army:

"To eliminate or decrease over-repetitive conceptualizations of fandoms in the pursuit of heterogeneous prose and poetry."

Special thanks goes out to MagicInTheStars who let me use her artwork for Antivenin!! She's so awesome!

General Warning:

When I decide to rate a fic M, I do so for a reason. And that reason is not smut. In fact, assume the M stands for Mind-fu... er ahem... I mean, Mental Anguish. ...And language.

Now a lie. Antivenin and probably It's All In The Cards will have smut...ish... things. So will my CoLu week stuff. I will give fair warning.

I have a Tumblr, now! And I sort of know how to use it!

Here is a blog I made 100% dedicated to CoLu. Because I am just that obsessed. It accepts submissions, so post fanart, fanfiction, whatever! Let me know if you want me to promote your work on your behalf!

I made another blog that will contain the full stories for the Strange Stuff section. This is in an effort to clean up my profile.

About Me (Although why you would want to know about a weirdo like me is beyond my powers of deductive reasoning):

I'm a girl, and I live in the United States. I am 24 years old and rather broke. I have delusions of grandeur and for fun like to plot world domination. And not for my stories... I mean actual world domination. My plans are all ultimately doomed to failure, though, due to having the same inherent flaw... they all involve me at the helm.

Personality? I'm a blonde who tells blonde jokes to her blonde friends. Also, I plot world domination in my spare time, and read Algebra textbooks for fun. Draw your own conclusions from that. (Or read Strange Stuff down a ways on this profile.)

I am only just returning from a super long hiatus from fanfiction. (And am I the only one who finds it odd that this site thinks the word 'fanfiction' is a typo?) I would like to apologize to anyone I offended or hurt by my sudden disappearance. A lot of personal shit happened these last couple of years, that kept me from wanting to write. I do plan to rewrite most of my fanfictions, but there are only a few I will be actively working on: my Fairy Tail fanfics and Waking Up At September's End.


Update Schedule:

Because people keep asking me, I've decided to post my current update schedule. I will bold the one next in line and the one-shots I'm working on currently. Minor Villains is not included because I (try to) do daily updates for that.

COLU WEEK PROMPTS - THEY ARE CONSUMING MY LIFE
It's All In The Cards - NaVia & CoLu

Recreational Volleyball Is Dangerous - possible RoLu, we'll see
Under Tables And Around Corners - RoLu
Beyond The Gate - RoLu (Really feeling this one right now, so working on Chapter 9.)
The Complaint Department - slight background CoLu
Unconventional Beauty - OC story with LaLu
The Lord Of Dance - Vijeeter-centric
Begin Again - mostly friendshippy Lucy and Crime Sorciere (maybe some wild CoLu will appear...)
Soul Song - CoLu
Fishing In The Rain - NaVia (parental prequel to Unconventional Beauty)

Field Trip - TotoMary & CocoRomeo (parental prequel to Unconventional Beauty & Valentines Day Challenge Fic #1) - I know, not finished in time. Needed more time with it.
Friend's Day - FlaLax & RoLu (Valentines Day Challenge Fic #2) - I know, not finished in time. Needed more time with it.
Closing The Distance Between Part 2 - CoLu
Antivenin Part 4 - CoLu (currently at 8,000 words and I'm not anywhere near finished)

What Are You Waiting For? - Mest-centric, minor West
Hair Nightmare (working title) - Mest and Lahar humor/friendship (CFLA Collaboration Fic Chapter - May)
Wings - Coco-centric (CFLA Collaboration Fic Chapter - April)
Words Unspoken, Futures Untold - RoLu...ish (Rewritten/Unwritten Prequel)
Kagura Visits Sabertooth - spinoff of Shooting The Breeze
Droy And The Man-Eating Plant, Sarah Beth - spinoff of Shooting The Breeze


In The Wings:

These are the longer stories I intend to do - but only once I finish up one of my longer projects. Does not include one-shots, two-shots, etc. I will probably put up a poll when it comes time to decide, and let you guys vote for it. Mostly listed here for my own reference in the meantime.

Changelings

Cobra and Erza's fates are thrown into chaos when Cobra escapes from the Tower of Heaven, and Erza is sold to Brain instead. As a consequence, nothing will be as it was meant to become. Fiore and Fairy Tail will be forever changed. Eventual CoLu and possible NatZa. Adventure/Angst.

Hell Fire's Daughter

Flare returns a portion of her gift to save Atlas Flame's life. Afterward, he accompanies her when she goes to visit Fairy Tail. When a blond dragon slayer takes an interest in his adopted daughter, Atlas discovers that he does not approve. At all. Laxus suddenly finds it very difficult to court the girl of his dreams with an overprotective Hell Fire dragon daddy just waiting for an excuse to barbecue him. FlaLax. Humor/Romance. - Alternative Title: Daddy Does Not Approve.

Stardust

The Celestial Spirit King has a favor to ask of his favorite Celestial Mage - to destroy the walking corpse of a Celestial Mage long since fallen, and put its soul to rest at last. To this end, she must seek out both the fallen mage and the five Ghost Keys. Lucy did not expect, however, to develop a friendship with a strange traveler along the way. One who seems to be very, very interested in her magic... Marucy. Genre undecided.

Star Summoner

Mard Geer is growing the ranks of Tartaros' demons, but only the best will do. Perhaps someone capable of summoning his old rival, the Spirit King, is exactly what he's looking for... So he sends Jackal to locate and capture a mage rumored to possess that ability. But when the blond bomber meets a certain blonde bombshell... the world is going to explode around them. JackaLu and MiraMard. Genre undecided.

Visions Of Mundanity

Erza arrives at the guild one morning to discover that no one but her recalls being a mage! Something is clearly afoot, and she's going to require outside assistance to return everyone back to normal - before their unused magic building up starts to have side-effects... MidZa and CoLu. Mystery/Romance

Sandstorms

While on a mission to Desierto, Minerva's life is saved by a sand mage. She begins to question just what it means to be strong, and weak - all while trying to complete her mission and avoid falling for a scruffy Fairy. MinMax. Romance/Adventure. Set just before the return of the Tenrou group.

Travails of Travelers

Mard Geer survived by petrifying his book at the last possible second, though it trapped him. Later, the Rajinshuu and Laxus come upon the book after the guild disbands. Recognizing a petrification spell when she sees one, Evergreen lifts it and Mard Geer is restored to the world. No longer certain of his purpose and without a home, the Rajinshuu invite him along on their journey. Mostly Mard x Rajinshuu broshipping, eventual MiraMard. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship.

I Can Do Anything Better Than You

Lucy has had quite enough of Sting's constant boasting, thank you very much. So she decides to hit him where it hurts - his ego. Much to the amusement of everyone around them. Also to the benefit of Cana's purse. Falling in love was not exactly part of the plan. Based VERY loosely on the song, "Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)" from "Annie Get Your Gun." Sticy. Humor/Romance

Tail End

Loke, aka Leo the Lion, suddenly grows a tail. The Celestial World proceeds to lose its collective mind. LoLu. Humor/Romance

King Of The Dragons

Because it is good to be the king. No pairings at present. Acnologia, Skiadrum, Rogue, and Future Rogue-centric. Horror/Fantasy

Fate's Shuffle

Upon the accidental activation of an artifact in a dark guild stronghold, Jellal and Edo-Jellal find themselves switching places. Jellal suddenly finds himself a King, not a wanted criminal, and Mystogan finds himself home again. Both search for a way back, but as time goes on... they begin to question whether or not they really want to return. Jellal x Edo Lucy. Adventure/Mystery

The Dead Forest

Once upon a time, Necrodas went by another name. See how a young man named Skaldra became the monstrous Lord of the Dead Forest. Villain's side story to Beyond The Gate. No pairings at present. Fantasy/Tragedy

Hyperion

Sometimes the darkness IS the light. Villain's side story to Beyond The Gate. Horror.

Heart Of Darkness

As a wraith, Niddhogr could no longer affect the world as he once had. His only option was to follow The Mother's absolute commands. Until the last Proprietor of the Dimensional Bookshop offered him an alternative to his endless wandering and a shot at revenge upon the one who ripped away his previous existence. The Proprietor's side story to Beyond The Gate. No pairings at present. Angst/Fantasy.

Worlds Between

What happens when you have a soul-eating dragon wraith, a modern world Lucy, and a time-traveling-inept Future Rogue living in and managing an inter-dimensional bookshop? Falling book stacks, awkward conversations, motion-sickness medicine, strange clientele, airplanes, lots and lots of monologues, and unwelcome visits from a World-Eating Serpent named Jo. Modern Lucy x Future Rogue. Humor/Fantasy.

Your Move

Unbeknowst to the humans, not all dragons were wiped out by Acnologia during the Dragon Festival. The oceanic dragons all survived by staying beneath their dark waters, where the corrupt former Dragon Slayer could not reach them. But one of these dragons has grown weary of hiding. It shall emerge from the depths to complete the Slayers' training. And Acnologia will fall. No pairings at present. Adventure/Fantasy

Family Troubles

Thanks to a recent prisoner medical checkup, the Magic Council has discovered distant family members for many of the former Oracion Seis. Erza, ecstatic that she has family still in the world, immediately petitions to have her cousin transferred into her custody. There's just one problem - she can't leave Fairy Hills, and as a male, he cannot live there with her. So Erza decides to enlist the very unwilling participation of her best female friend, Lucy. CoLu. CoZa broship. Humor/Romance.

And So Darkness Falls

Hisui succeeded in her plan to journey to the past and erase Zeref. Well... the journeying part, at least. Zeref is proving difficult to locate - especially in the midst of a dragon war. Surprise pairings. Adventure/Tragedy.

Lost

Team Natsu has somehow managed to take a wrong turn, ending up stranded in the canyons near Clover. You would think after the first time they would learn better. But maybe there are a few secrets to be discovered within these high rock walls. No pairings at present. Adventure/Friendship

Catch And Release

Lucy runs away from home - but Jude discovers her escape sooner than anticipated. He hires Phantom Lord to chase her down, and they send Gajeel Redfox. After he drags her back home, kicking and screaming, Gajeel gets hired to hunt her down. Again. Every time he drags her home, she just runs away - and she's getting better at evading him. Eventual friendshippy GaLu. Friendship/Adventure

Winter Dragon's Sky

Lyon may have given up on Juvia, but his heart still hurts to watch her chase after Gray. Lucy, in need of an ice-mage partner for a dangerous mission, sees his loneliness and invites him along. Only... they get far more than they bargained for on the cold, dark mountain and in true Fairy Tail fashion, things go horribly, horribly wrong. LyLu. Adventure/Horror - Alternative Title: Fimbulvetr.

Tiamat

The Mother of the Wraiths has taken note of a certain Celestial Mage's meddling in her script. To combat this evil, Fairy Tail may need to rely on some old enemies... including a certain Dragon of Catastrophe. No pairings at present. Fantasy/Horror.

The Rusted Gate

The people investigating an ancient ruin in Edolas disappear - along with Lucy Ashley and Erza Knightwalker. King Jellal decides to investigate himself along with Hughes - only to find himself sucked into Earthland. He enlists Fairy Tail's help in getting home and locating his missing people. The only way home may be 3 corroded Celestial keys with nasty contract stipulations. MystLu & HughesMaryHughes. Adventure/Romance

Re: Change Your Forwarding Address

Lucy moves into a new apartment, only to discover the previous tenant didn't change his forwarding address when she receives all his mail (and unwelcome visits from his confused friends). Getting his new address from her scary landlady, she writes him a scathing letter of rebuke. Only to have him respond civilly. Told entirely in letters. RoLu. Humor/Romance Modern AU

Your Apology Is Unacceptable

With Erza on a mission, Lucy delivers the latest letter of apology to Era about Team Natsu's destructiveness. Lahar sends her back, finding the letter to be completely unapologetic, with orders to rewrite it. As many times as it takes. Doranbolt thinks Lahar just wants an excuse to see the blonde girl again. LaharLu. Humor/Romance


Favorite Pairings:

FAIRY TAIL

Lucy x Cobra (MY OTP. Deep love for this pairing came about while writing Beyond The Gate and later Antivenin. The more I write for them the more I love them.)

Cobra x Lucy x Rogue (MY OT3. BECAUSE I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH.)

Lucy x Rogue (He kills her, and she falls in love with him? My brain went YES! ...There is something wrong with me. After writing my RoLu fics, I really fell deeply in love with them.)

Lucy x Gray (I loved them together first, will always have a soft spot for them.)

Lucy x Jura (After writing Shooting The Breeze, I realized that this might be really cute. I definitely plan to write something for this pairing someday because this site has very few fics for them...)

Lucy x Lahar (Because it's adorable. Really. And I want to read a Lucy x Fem-Lahar story someday. I have no idea why.)

Lucy x Mest (Recently came to the realization that this would be REALLY CUTE.)

Lucy x Pretty Much Anyone (What can I say? I love the girl. Give her her pick!)

Mirajane x Mard Geer (I blame Eien ni Touko and thefourteenthdarkone for this.)

Wendy x Mest/Doranbolt (Yeah, definitely something wrong with me.)

Kinana x Cobra (Snake-boy meets Snake-girl. So cute!)

Mirajane x Freed (I can totally see those looks you two shoot each other! Plus, only demons can handle other demons. Is fact.)

Cana x Bacchus (Two drunks in love.)

Cana x Lahar (HELP)

Mary Hughes x Hughes (Would be so frickin' hilarious.)

Mary Hughes x Totomaru (The two-toned hair!)

Erza x Jellal (Made for each other!)

Erza x Midnight (I have a need for this pairing.)

Erza x Kageyama (The more I think about it, the more I want to write it.)

Juvia x Lyon (The two with the most obsessive tendencies in the entire series.)

Juvia x Gajeel (Why are there so few. Why.)

Juvia x Natsu (Fire and Water? Now THAT would be hot.)

Minerva x Max (After writing Dark Sands, I now ship it super hard.)

Laki x Max (Just 'cause. They seem to be pretty good friends.)

Flare x Laxus (Can't explain it. Would just be unbelievably adorable.)

Flare x Lyon (Fire and Ice of a different kind! Plus, the ship name. Flareon. YES.)

Flare x Sting (Again... the ship name. Fling.)

Earthland Coco x Romeo (So... freaking... cute.)

Cobra x Erza (Now THAT would be a terrifying/amazing couple.)

Kinana x Dobengal (I blame Eien.)

Mickey Chickentiger x Dobengal (I blame Tumblr.)

I love Sibling-Ships of all kinds.

BLEACH

Ulquiorra x Orihime (My very first ship, ever. Still angry at Tite Kubo.)

Soi Fon x Ggio Vega (He would've been perfect for her squad.)

Histugaya x Matsumoto (YES. SO MUCH FUN.)

NARUTO

Sakura x Sasori (Potential for dark fics is amazing.)

Sakura x Kisame (Shark dude needs love, too!)

Sakura x Gaara (Because one homicidal red head isn't enough.)

Sakura x Sai (In my brain, Insults = Love.)

Sakura x Pretty Much Anyone Except Sasuke (Really, really hate Sasuke.)

Karin x Suigetsu (Once again, Insults = Love.)

Hinata x Shino (Just so adorable words cannot describe it.)

Naruto x Ramen (THE TRUE PAIRING OF THE SERIES.)

HARRY POTTER

Hermione x Draco (That equation of Insults = Love sure does pop up a lot.)

Hermione x Snape (She needs someone who can intellectually challenge her.)

Ginny x Blaise (Snarky red head and snarky snake.)

Harry x Pansy (I dunno what to say. It's pretty damn cute.)

LEVERAGE

Parker x Eliot

Parker x Hardison

Eliot x Parker x Hardison (I SHIP THIS SO HARD THE OT3 TO END THEM ALL)

Sophie x Nate

May add other series someday...


Strange Stuff... (But true...)

Ahem...WARNING! My life is...well...my life may make you laugh till you cry. Or suffocate. Or you may just pity me. Personally, I just cry. Just to forewarn you.

Me: (sitting on couch in pain)...

Mom: (walks into kitchen) Why is there a noodle on the wall?

Me: ...I don't know, Mom.

Mom: (some time later) Sierra, why is there a noodle on the wall?

Sierra: OH! I'm so sorry! I totally forgot about it!

James: Hey, it sort of left a funky mark behind.

Me: ...

Kiri: (she was told) Oh that's nothing. We once had pancake batter on the ceiling.

Me: ...HOW?! How is that possible?!

Kiri: My brothers are just talented like that.

Me: ... (can't think of anything to say to this)

Me: (sleeping) Nooooo! Nooo! You can't make me wear that dress! NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! NOOOOOOOO!!

Everyone else: (giving me strange looks) ...

Me: (wakes up) What?

Sierra: What were you dreaming about?

Me: Giant raptors tearing me to pieces and eating the bits. Why?

Sierra: Nothing. Go back to sleep.

Brittney: (sleep walking, looks straight at Sam) Why Shawn? (Her little brother.) Why? Why did you kill me, Shawn?

Sam: ...(too shocked to say anything)

Brittney: Why did you stab me, Shawn?

Sam: ...Um...I'm...sorry??

Brittney: (sleeping on the couch) Tundra! NO TUNDRA! Mmmm mmm...stegasaurus pickles. Yummy numm rrrmmfff rmmff...CRAP! (falls off the couch)

Everyone else: ...(Just staring)

Brittney: I think I remember saying 'crap.'

Mom: (Walks through dancing and humming.)

Mickey: (Looks at Sierra and Me) She's YOUR mother.

Sierra and Me: YOU MARRIED HER!!

Mickey: ...True.

Me: GYYYAAAAAA!!

Sierra: What was that?

Me: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!

Mom: The cats are attacking her crutches again.

Matt: Can I call you Crutchy?

Me: No.

Matt: Can I call you Crutches?

Me: NO.

Matt: Can I call you Lame? Or Limp?

Me: (gives demonic glare)

Matt: I'll take that as a no.

Matt: Can I call you Gimp?

Me: NO WAY IN HELL!!

Matt: Awwww...

Sergeant Major: How are you doing today, Gimp?

Me: (Just keeps walking) Fine, sir.

Sierra: Hey, Mom. (shows fingernails, they're painted black) Are these okay, or are they too Goth?

Mom: (looks at the fingernails, then smiles innocently) Well, it's almost Halloween.

Sierra: (storms off) I'm going to get some orange nail polish then!

Mom: Ooooh! Paint little pumpkins on! (completely missing the sarcasm)

Me: ...

Me: ... (in library with Japanese dictionary, having grammar issues)

Me: ... (forehead vein pulsing)

Me: AHHHHHH!! SOMEONE CARVE MY BRAIN OUT WITH A FREAKING SPOON!! IT'D BE LESS PAINFUL!!

People in library: ... (staring)

Sierra: (shaking violently) I hate bush planes, I hate bush planes.

Me: Oh c'mon! It was just a sudden lurch and a drop of fifty feet!

Everyone else on the plane: ...

Dakota: Cousin, you and Grandma are the only ones who are fine with this.

Me: Grandma's asleep.

Dakota: Exactly! And isn't it supposed to be disturbing that you are actually having-(plane lurches and drops again) -fun? (he looks green)

Me: WHEE! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!! (gets weird looks)

Me: Mom, mom! MOM! Wake up! Do you not care about me any more?!

Mom: (makes a noise)

Me and Sierra: ...

Sierra: You do realize that she just laughed at you, right?

Me: YES! I AM AWARE!!

Me: (Staring blankly at nothing, mouth open, stupid grin on face)

Mat: What's wrong with her?

Me: (Makes strange noises, starts falling over)

Kiri:...!! (Catches me.)

Kiri: Whew!

Mat: Seriously, what's with her?!

Kiri: She took painkillers for her ankle.

Sam: She was singing something about 'Codeine' on the bus.

Kiri: That would explain it.

Me: (having a temporary moment of lucidity) Maybe because I took it with a poppyseed muffin.

Arielle: ...You do realize that's what opium is made from, right.

Me: (blank stare)

Me: (starts falling over again)

Kiri:..!!

Jake: You are a Sam! This is a metal box!

Sam: Ah, yes! That's--(gets hit on the head with the box)--Waaah!

Jake: You are a Guidebook! (Zach's nickname) This is a metal box!

Zach: (gets hit twice) DON'T TOUCH ME!!

Jake: You are a Kyle! This is a metal box! (whacks him on the head)

Kyle: ...heh.

Jake: Virginia!

Me: (turns around) Yeah?

Jake: I'm not even going to bother with the introduction for you. (hits me on the head)

Me: ... (blinks)

Taki: Hit Guidebook again!!

Zach: NO.

Jake: Sam! Come closer! I have a secret to tell you!

Sam: (leans in, gets hit in the head with the box again) ... (blinks)

Me: You fell for it, Sam.

Sam: Yeah...

Me: You know, cousin, my friends seem to think that I'm crazy. And then my mother says or does--(she walks by, dancing to the department store music)--something like that.

Dakota: I feel your pain. (His mother walks by, doing the same thing)

Me and Dakota: ...

Me: My sister and her friend are doing it too...

Dakota: When in Rome... (starts dancing too)

Me: ... (slaps forehead)

Me: Mom, there's a giant wolf spider over there... (points)

Mom: Wow, that thing's huge...

Sierra: Why are you guys not freaking out? It's as big as my fist!

Me and Mom: (Shrug)

Sierra: (sigh)

Me: Mom, (points) wolf spider.

Mom: Where's the broom?

Me: Can I keep the corpse?

Mom: What for?

Me: You know Zach? His birthday's coming up and I don't have anything to give him. So, I thought that I could take the dead spider and tape it to the bottom of a box and give that to him.

Sierra: Isn't he deathly afraid of spiders?

Me: Yeah, insects too. Even butterflies.

Mom: No. It's unsanitary.

Sierra: ... (staring)

Me: Not because it's mean, but because it's unsanitary. (Mom nods) Wow...

Me: Friends are people who you want desperately to kill, but like too much to do so.

Mom: Don't you love your friends?!

Me: Doesn't mean I can't fantasize about strangling them to death...

Sierra: Remember?! It's the Code of the Pickle!!

Everyone else: ...

Me: (slaps forehead) ...You mean the Tradition of the Christmas Pickle...

Mickey: I don't know if this ornament is plastic, or glass. (Takes out knife and taps it. It shatters.)

Mickey: It's glass.

Me: (slaps forehead and sighs)

Mom and Me: (watching a thriller about a serial killer) AHHHHH!!

Mom: This is too creepy...change the channel...

Me: Okay. We made it through one thriller, but couldn't make it through the second, huh?

Mom: Yeah...

Me: (walks off, comes back about ten minutes later) !! You're watching it again?!

Mom: It sucked me in...

Me: (sits back down and starts watching again) ...this is creeeeeeepy... (terrified, and almost crying, but still watching)

Business Teacher: The wheel's turning but the hamster's dead.

Class: (bursts into fits of laughter)

Mom: Sierra! That's gross, and not lady-like at all!

Sierra: So?

Me: Um, Mom? Ladies don't normally wield pickaxes and tear up the yard with them. (which Sierra just so happened to be doing at the time...)

Me: (checking out pictures at my Aunt's house) Whoa! It's a picture of Dakota! (my male cousin) He was so pretty at that age! Why did he have to get older and then get taller than me when he's two years younger?! WHY DID HE CUT HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! HE WAS PRETTY!!

Aunt: You know, he would probably get pissed if he heard you say that.

Me: I know, but still! He was pretty!

Aunt: Yup.

Me and Auntie: (Sigh)

Me: (eating at high school, then pauses) o.O

Sam: What's with the bug eyes?

Me: (points) Those guys are trying to stuff a tree down a garbage can.

Sam: Oh. My. God.

The Guys: Get down there, stupid tree! (Tree gets stuck) Oh, shit...

Me and Sam: (Sigh)

Vice Principal: (who can't believe he's seeing this) Guys...just...put the tree down...thank you...

Amber: (in ROTC class, open tile above our heads) OH MY GOD!!

Me and Erin: What?

Amber: A RAT just ran by over our heads! I SWEAR!!

Erin and Tiffany: AHHH!!

Me: Hey, wasn't the Freshman campus condemned before they opened it up because the high school got too crowded?

Matt: Yup.

Me: Hey, little sister!

Sierra: What?

Me: Wasn't the Freshman campus a prison, before?

Sierra: No, that was the main campus.

Me: ...Where we go now?

Sierra: Yup.

Me: ...

Sam: Everyone in our high school is just so laid back...

Me: With a Shikamaru-like attitude? "Troublesome?"

Sam: Yeah, pretty much. Whenever a fight breaks out everyone's all like, "Ahh maaaaan. They're blocking the hallway..."

Everyone: (Fight breaks out) Ahh maaaaaan! They're blocking the hallway...

Random Teacher: All of you! Get to class now and quit watching the fight!

Everyone: But we can't move!

Teacher: Huh?

Everyone: We're stuck! We're not watching the fight, really! We can't get around it!

Person: Good luck forcing your way through, teach...

Teacher: (Sigh)

Me and Sam: This is our school... (Sigh) Hopeless...

Sam: We have the attitude of cattle, "MOOOOOOOVE." (Fight moves to one side.) YES!

Sam: This is what would happen on a field trip to a prison with our school:

Teacher: Okay class! Here we are!

Me and Sam: Wow! It's just like school! (sarcastic)

Teacher: What do mean?

Me: Well, see the small hallways, and dim lights?

Sam: The random fights breaking out...

Me: The drug sniffing dogs...

Sam: The armed police telling everyone to "Be nice"...

Teacher: (can't think of anything) ...Well at least you don't have to wear orange jumpsuits!

Me and Sam: (look at each other) True. Good point.

Teacher: Yes! (pulls out a board and puts a tally on it under: Teacher) Two points! (Virginia and Sam's side of the board) ...47 points. Damn...(I actually had a teacher that did this, once...luckily Sam and I have never been in a single class together, ever.)

Mom: (After a catfight between me and my sister) Now girls, what have we learned?

Sierra: Don't fight with your sister, and keep your nails short...

Mom: Good. Virginia?

Me: Don't bring a fork to a knife fight.

Mom: (whips around and stares at Sierra) ...

Sierra: Hey, knives don't actually work all that well against the almighty fork. See? (shows injury) She's deadly with that fork. I never got her with anything except my claws.

Mom: Hey, I cooked your pop tart. It's a little burnt around the edges, though.

Me: ... (staring) Oh. My. God. You burnt a hole through a POP TART.

Mom: (looks proud of herself)

Me: (still staring) Did you put butter on this before you put it in the toaster?

Mom: No.

Me: (pokes) The sugar...in the frosting...caramelized...

Mickey: That's your mother, for you.

Sierra: And that's why you keep me.

Mom: The law says I have to.

Mickey: (driving in Nevada) You fall asleep driving, and you'll go hours without hitting anything worse than bushes.

Me: Right up until you run out of gas.

Mom: Or end up stuck in a sandy wash, and you wake up and yell, "WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"

Mickey: ... (crazy driving)

Me: Rocket us off this cliff, and if the fall doesn't kill you, I will.

Mom and Sierra: Zzzzz... (they slept right through it)

Me: Oww, ow owowowowowowowowowowow...

Mickey: What?

Me: I rolled my hair up in the window...

Mickey: Pft. (choking back laughter)

Mom and Sierra: Zzzz... (still sleeping through it)

Mickey: ... (more crazy driving)

Me: You had better hope that the cliff kills you when we go off it.

Mickey: Why?

Me: It'll be a faster death than the one I'll give you.

Mom and Sierra: Zzzz... (STILL SLEEPING, GODDAMMIT!)

Mickey: (holding car door) Come on, get out.

Me: (takes off headphones) Okay. WAHH!! (falls out of car)

Mickey: How in the world did your headphones get from your head to wrapped around your ankle so quickly? Must have missed that part...

Me: (ignoring, shaking headphones off)

Sierra: Why are there witnesses at an execution?

Mom: So that someone can't say that they were executed when they actually ran away or just weren't executed.

Courtney: Just like at a wedding.

Me: ...

Microwave: BOOM!!

Mom: Oh, shit!

Me: You made the butter explode AGAIN?!

Mom: (nods meekly)

Courtney: I LOVE the drama in this town. It's like a soap opera.

Me: Even though it's called a city, it barely classifies as a town. It has all of the markers of a small town: obsession over the sports programs, tiny art programs, everybody knows everybody and everybody's business within fifteen minutes of anything happening, it's got a lot of racial prejudice, and nobody, not even the founders, are or were in their right minds.

Sierra: (talking on the phone with her boyfriend, proving my point accidentally) Oh yeah, Bobby?! Well you and your friends were jumping through a fire while pouring lighter fluid on it!

Courtney: (breaks down laughing, she can't stop)

Me: See my point? And, originally, there were three founders of this town. One built across the river, and the other two worked on this side. The problem? They tried to build parallel to the river. The river is not straight. That, and they were using two different maps and thought that they were matching up. Thus, we have those weird streets.

Courtney: That's so sad...

Kiri: Hey, Virginia?

Me: What?

Kiri: Can I have some duct tape?

Me: ...What do you think I am, a serial killer? I didn't bring my serial killer kit today, so sorry. No duct tape for you.

Mom: I need you to clean out everything in your car, since we're getting rid of the car. (Because SHE broke it!!)

Me: ...Fine. (starts cleaning)

Mechanic: Are you all done?

Me: (shudders) I never wanna have to do that again. It was disturbing.

Mickey: (once I'm home) Where did you put all of the stuff from your car?

Me: Trunk.

Mickey: Clean it out.

Me: ... (too horrified)

Mickey: Now.

Me: (brings in stuff)

Mom: What the...

Me: This is everything. Papers, reciepts, old packages, a pair of scissors, millions of pens, a key chain, a small clay pot from Mexico, three blankets, suet cakes for the birds, some old...nasties that I already threw away or recycled, coins, a cd case, some shirts, a bandanna, altoids, firewood, and some other random, scary things that I would rather not mention.

Mom: You seriously found a clay pot? I was wondering where that thing went.

Me: It was stuffed under one of the seats.

Mickey: Clean out the refrigerator.

Me: Why do I always get the nasty jobs?

Mickey: Just clean it.

Me: (muttering to self) What the...hell is...THIS? (later) GUYS PUT YOUR DAMN ALCOHOL WHERE IT BELONGS!! (later) AHHHHHHHH!! NAAAASSSTTTYYYY!!

Mom: (comes home and opens the refrigerator) It looks...lonely...in there. Where's all the food?

Me: (shudders) GONE. By the way, I left a couple of things as a little...surprise for you.

Mom: ...What in the world is THAT?

Me: I think it was YOUR borsht, at one point in time. Oh, and here. (hands her orange juice)

Mom: (peering in) ...I didn't know orange juice could do that.

Me: Neither did I.

Mickey: Nice job on the fridge.

Me: Once again, why do I get the nasty jobs? That was terrifying.

Mickey: Because you get it done right, and get rid of all the stuff that your mother keeps.

Me: ...I am scarred for life and this is your reason? There was something that I thought was broccoli, but...wasn't...and I still haven't learned my lesson about peeking into expired milk products. And...THERE WAS A WEIRD DOUGHY THINGY THAT MOVED ON ITS OWN!!

Mickey: Quit exaggerating.

Me: But I'm not.

Mickey and Mom: ...

Me: ...Mom...What are you doing?

Mom: (sticking Q-tips into my aunt's mouth) Playing dentist!

Me: ...What are you doing?!

Mom: Filling in her tooth.

Me: WITH WHAT?!

Aunt: (chokes)

Mom: Oh, no! Quick Virginia! Get some dental floss!

Me: (runs and gets it)

Mom: Oh shit! I made a filling on the roof of your mouth! ...There. Fixed! It looks like a filling, only it's white!

Me: Mickey...Mom is playing dentist...with real teeth attached to real people...

Mickey: I don't care. I want to go back to sleep now.

Me: (turns back) What the...?! (my aunt is peering into my mom's mouth) It's Mom's turn?!

Mom: Yup. We don't play doctor. We play dentist. Come to think of it, didn't our old dentist look like a Nazi?

Aunt: Yeah, he did.

Mom: Oh, do you think the kitty needs fillings too?

Me: Please leave my cat alone.

Mom: What are you eating? You didn't eat the filling stuff did you?!

Me: No...it was cupcake...

Mom: That's good. Here, kitty kitty...

Mom: (talking to the dog) Come here girl...

Me: NOT OVER THE TABLE!!

Me: (talking to the dog) Go on, get the ball...NO!! NOT THE SHORT WAY OFF THE PORCH!!

Me: (after butchering, drenched in blood) ...I'm hungry.

Mickey: Me, too.

Mom: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Sam: (on pain meds) I am a zombie. But I have eaten my sandwich.

Me: I suck at video games.

Dakota: How so?

Me: You know how people say that you'd shoot yourself in the foot? I didn't think it was actually possible in HALO, but I've managed it.

Mom: (talking about how to toilet train children) I like bribery. Bribery works.

Mom: (helping me with graduation announcements) Are there any other relatives you like?

Me: Mom, we've just spent the last hour and a half addressing announcements to relatives I haven't seen in at least a year. I don't actually LIKE all that many of my relatives.

Me: What's Rita's last name?

Mom: ...I have no idea, and she's my sister-in-law...

Me: Hey, maybe Mickey will know, Rita IS his sister.

Mom: Honey, he won't. This is the guy who weed whacked slugs onto your clothes out on the line.

Me: ...THAT'S why they were being washed a second time? He said it was only dirt! (pauses) Then again, that would explain the slug I saw twitching on the concrete...

Mom: ...Honey, do you know how to spell Aimee's name?

Me: No. Come to think of it, what IS her last name?

Mom: ...

Me: Maybe Mickey will know.

Mom: Actually, he might know this one. (peeks into bedroom) Nope, El Sluggo's asleep.

Mom: Virginia! Why did you stamp the announcement I'm bringing to the office?!

Me: ...I was just putting stamps on... (collapsed on the floor laughing)

Me: I'll go put these away...

BAM!!

Me: (keeps walking)

Mom: Been walking long, huh?

Me: ...Huh?

Mom: You ran into the door frame.

Me: (checking body for injuries, discovers hip hurts) ...So I did. I didn't even notice.

Mom: Happens too often?

Me: (walking in from outside, pauses, backs up) Hello, Handsome! Where have you been all my life?

Mom: That's a moth. And it hasn't moved in six hours.

Me: I don't care. (thinks a moment) ...I'm never going to get married, huh?

Mom: Probably not. Besides, I think that moth is female.

Me: Damn...

Me: ...Mom, how many crickets did you buy?

Mom: 500! I wanted to hear them chirp! (loud chirping in background) I put a lot outside your window, so you can hear them, too!

Me: ...

Sierra: Ha. Sucks to be you.

Mom: Don't worry, I put them outside your window, too!

Me and Sierra: Gee, thanks Mom.

Mom: No problem! (smiles happily)

Sierra: Peace and happiness, everyone! Or I'll use my claws to force you to be.

Mom: Think Sierra needs help washing the psycho kitty?

Me: Nah.

Mom: But...both of them are screaming and yowling...

Me: Both of which are things I find very pleasant and soothing.

Me: (just walking by)

Mom: (smacks my butt)

Me: What the?! (turns) Mom! Didn't your mother ever tell you that sexual harassment is bad? Are you turning into a perverted old man?!

Mom: (blank stare) ...What?

Me: You smacked my rear!

Mom: ...I did?

Me: ...You don't remember?

Mom: (shakes head)

Me: WHAT THE HELL?!

Mom: Hey! No screaming in the house!

Me: Zombies!

Sam: Zombies!

Kiri: Weirdos!

Classmate: You don't seem like the shoe kind of person either.

Me: You're right. I only have... (starts counting) ... (stops and thinks for a long time)

Classmate: What's wrong?

Me: ...Why do I have so many shoes? I don't even particularly LIKE them...

Classmate: I wouldn't know. Maybe because you're a girl?

Me: ?? (still confused)

Sander: AHH!! GIANT SPIDER! JONIE, COME KILL IT! KILL IT!

Mom: (peers) Whoa, he's a big wolf spider. How did he get in the office without us noticing? Much less into the bathroom sink?

Sander: I don't care. Just kill it!

Mom: Fine. (pauses) Do we have anything large enough to kill it with?

Sander: ...Maybe this pancake turner?

Mom: That'll work. (smacks the spider to death) Now, how are we going to get it down the drain? It's too large to fit...

Sander: ...How about this knife?

Mom: Wonderful! (stabs the spider until it goes down the sink drain)

Me: Why do you even have a pancake turner and a knife in your office? And couldn't you have just used the pancake turner to transfer the spider into the toilet?

Mom: But you know how our plumbing is. Remember your nautical disaster?

Me: ...I'd rather not. I had to sit on a chair while the bathroom flooded. It was scary.

Mom: How deep did it get before we helped you?

Me: ...A little more than ankle deep...and it wasn't a small bathroom...

Me: Mom, the dog barfed on the carpet.

Mom: ... (talking on the phone with my sister) ...Sierra, when you get home, we have a surprise for you...

Me and Courtney: No, Kassie! (another dog) Don't eat the barf!

Sierra: Hey, look, V! Your blood's on the ceiling!

Me: Eh? No way! That's impossible, even with my legendary abilities!

Sierra: (points)

Me: ...Wow, that's a rather large blood smear. How did it get there?

Sierra: I killed a mosquito. Since you seem to have seven new bites, I'm assuming the blood is yours.

Mom: Wake up, honey!

Me: Ehn.

Mom: It's a quarter to seven! Get up!

Me: EHHHNN.

Mom: (phone rings) Ah, it really is time to get up. The horses have broken into the neighbor's garden, and you have to go chase them back into the pasture.

Me: (flips over) AHHHHHHHH!! (muffled screams into pillow) ...I'm up now.

Me: And of course, Mom seems to love torture.

Courtney: I don't understand. Your mom doesn't...

Me: Let me clarify. Mom loves torturing ME and my SISTER.

Mom: (loopy grin) Yup. I can hold her down good! (proud look) Actually, Sierra isn't as much fun to torture as V. She gets all whiny.

Me: ...You like my screaming for help over Sierra's...whining?

Mom: Yup. Much more fun. (starts to poke me)

Me: Oi! Stop! Stop. STOP IT!!

Mom: See how she spasms every time I poke her side, collarbones, neck, arm, and shoulder? (continuing to poke despite anguished screams) I can make her dance!

Courtney: ... (peers at stepfather) And you don't help her?

Mickey: Why should I?

Mom: The faster you poke, the more she moves and faster!

Courtney: ...For some reason, I think you'll end up regretting that one day...

Mickey: Hey, guys, can you come look at this? (Arm is flayed open)

Mom: Wow. What did you do?

Mickey: Tripped on the porch stairs and hit it on the wall.

Mom: Sierra, does this need a regular stitch or a butterfly stitch?

Sierra: Regular should do.

Mickey: I don't need stitches!

Me: Yes, you do. Go to the hospital.

Mickey: NO!

Me: ...Mom, what he's trying to say is 'I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before admitting that it hurts, that I did it to myself, or heaven forbid actually get a doctor's help to fix it.'

Mom: Yeah. (thinks) Maybe I should check and make sure our insurance will cover us in Mexico...

Me: Good idea.

Mom: But you just gotta love him... (he's wandered off by this point)

Sierra: No, we don't.

Me: Sierra means that we don't have to love him, but we do anyway.

Mom: He grows on you, doesn't he?

Me: Sort of like mold.

Me: (talking with my sister)

Mom: (walks up to us) ... (pauses, stares for a minute, then walks away)

Me: Huh?

Mom: (comes back 30 min later) I had something I was going to ask you.

Me: Ok.

Mom: (pauses, then walks away again)

Me: What just happened?

Sierra: I don't know.

Mom: (comes back) Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom.

Me: Ok.

Mom: (walks away again)

Me: ...What the hell just happened?!

Sam: The only thing that matters is that I have scarred people in the Bartell's parking lot.

Katrina's Mom: I've raised two children already, I can screw up the third if I want to!

Kiri: Can I borrow a screwdriver?

Me: What are you going to use it for?! More importantly, we've been over this! I am not a serial killer! I do not carry screwdrivers and duct tape everywhere with me!

Kiri: But you do have them?

Me: At home! For use with household projects!

Colonel: Unless Virginia killed them, or something.

Everyone: (stares at me)

Me: Look, people...I don't care what anyone else says, but I have excellent self-control. If I didn't, I would have been locked away for mass murder a long time ago.

Colonel: Only if they caught you.

Me: ...Well, this'll just have to be our little secret, then! (sarcasm)

Everyone: ... (staring, sarcasm completely lost on them)

Sergeant Major: Where's Albee?! Virginia, what did you do with her? (since I sat behind her)

Me: I stuffed her in a garbage can and rolled her down a hill, sir.

Sergeant Major: ...

Me: Don't worry, it wasn't on campus, sir.

Sergeant Major: (walks away)

Dakota: Why do you have...a book of knots?

Me: I just do. I thought it was cool.

Dakota: Then why is the most looked at page the one on how to tie a hangman's noose?

Me: They're used for other things!

Dakota: No, they're not.

Me: I just thought it was interesting that they would have it in there, okay?!

Dakota: ... (skeptical look)

Me: (sigh) Besides, I can't tie it anyway.

Dakota: Ah.

Me: Don't say it like that with the 'ah-ha, now I understand' expression!

Dakota: Why were you trying to learn it in the first place?

Me: (glare)

Dakota: I think I'll shut up, now...

Dustin: You have...a lot of...swords in your room...

Me: Yeah, I collect them.

Dustin: This is a nice knife.

Me: My grandfather gave it to me for self protection.

Dustin: (skeptical look)

Me: Really! Why are you looking at me like that?!

Mickey: You got a job in sales? What do you sell?

Mom: She sells knives.

Mickey: ...

Me: Kitchen cutlery! CUTLERY!!

Me: (moping to my friends) Why does everyone think I'm a serial killer?

Kiri: You aren't?

Me: (shock) ...

Kiri: I was kidding. Are you ok?

Sam: We know you're not a serial killer.

Me: Thank you.

Sam: You're too lazy to be one! You would be all, 'It's too much effort.'

Me: ...Do you really want me to prove that statement wrong? I would be willing to make an exception for you...

Teacher: (looking at my homework assignment) ...Is that...blood...?

Me: Yeah. Apparently the paper I used was too thick for your stapler.

Teacher: (horrified expression)

Me: (realizes) Oh! Wait, wait, that's not what happened! I just cut my finger trying to pull the staple out! I didn't staple my finger!

Teacher: ...I have...a better stapler, one that's not cheap like the other one...

Me: Thanks!

Dentist: Congrats! You have your very first cavity!

Me: Oh. Okay. (I did not realize how cavities are fixed...)

Dentist: Come back next week to get it filled.

Me: Sure.

Dentist: (the next week) Welcome back! You're the only one here, so is it alright for my interns to watch?

Me: Okay.

Dentist: What movie do you want to watch?

Me: Dr. Doolittle.

Dentist: Here's your headphones. Now lay down.

Me: (the following in italics are my thoughts, because I couldn't talk) I like this movie. What the...? Why are they putting a Q-tip in my mouth? My cheek is going numb... Why is there a tube on my nose? Something is very, very wrong here. Tube...tube...WAIT! Nitrous Oxide! They still use laughing gas? No, wait, WHY AM I GETTING IT?! Quit putting stuff in my mouth! AHHH!! NEEDLE!! YOU STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY CHEEK!! (more internal screaming) I hate needles...I hate needles...I hate needles...AHH!! You stuck something behind my tooth and PULLED IT!! It hurts! I'm not completely numb! (Dentist starts up drill) OH NONONONONONONONONO... (Dentist starts drilling) It hurts...it hurts...why did no one warn me...

Dentist: (afterward) Great job! You're all done. That only took fifteen minutes. You were a model patient. You didn't jerk around, or scream or anything!

Me: ... (traumatized)

Dentist: Don't worry, you'll just feel sleepy later today.

Intern: So who did you come with today?

Me: ...Myself.

Intern: Really? You drive now? (she knew me when I was younger) So you're 16 now?

Me: ...I'll be...19...in three weeks...

Mom: (several days later) Oh, how did you pay for the dentist? I forgot to leave you the card.

Me: They told me to call it in.

Mom: Did you?

Me: ...No...I forgot...

Mom: The drugs they gave you?

Me: The drugs...

Katrina: I think I have the flu...

Katrina's Dad: Go to the nurse's office and find out, so that I can avoid you if you do.

Mom: (reaching back behind drawer underneath the stove) OH MY GOD!!

Me: What?!

Mom: I touched something back there! It was in a plastic baggie, but it felt squishy! Come touch it yourself!

Me: ...No. That was an easy question.

Mom: Come on!

Me: Hell no.

Mom: Sierra! Come reach back here!

Sierra: ...Why?

Me: Don't do it.

Mom: I touched something weird back there!

Sierra: (does it) AHHH!! Something broke off! I think it was a rat tail!

Me: Told you it couldn't be good.

Sierra: Doesn't this thing come off? Let's take it off and see what's behind...

Mom: Looks like a small dog exploded under here...there's certainly enough hairballs.

Sierra: There's a ton of dog food kernels, too...OH! There's my letter magnets from when I was little! And your credit card you've been missing. It looks melted...and chewed...

Mom: Plastic lid off a baby bottle, a toothbrush...and a bear magnet!

Sierra: I think that's a raccoon.

Mom: Huh...You're right...

Me: So what was it that broke off when you reached back there?

Sierra: Probably one of these french fries.

Me: ...Ew. Did you two find what it was you touched?

Mom: No. I don't see a plastic bag anywhere...

Me: So what did you touch?

Mom: I DON'T KNOW!!

Sierra: AHH!! GIANT SPIDER!! (tries to run away, spider shoots after her) AHHH!! (screaming bloody murder) GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!

Me: (breaks down laughing hysterically) Mom, the spider was...attached to her...foot...by its web...

Sierra: (huddling far away from offending creature) NO! It was attached to my slipper! Get it away!

Mom: Wow, he's humongous!

Me: As big as the one I showed you outside just a moment ago?

Mom: No, this one's smaller. (it the size of a nickel, rather than a quarter) But it's a funkier colour.

Me: Mom, you should should turn off the T.V. and sleep.

Mom: Why?

Me: You're sleeping through it anyway.

Mom: ...

Me: (staring for a minute)

Mom: ...

Me: She fell asleep in the middle of my lecture...

Mom: (looking at my cookie dough mounds) Are these straight in your little mind?

Me: ... (moves one obviously out-of-place mound and looks back expectantly)

Mom: ...Once again, are these straight in your little mind?

Me: ... (looks at the dough, then looks back expectantly)

Mom: ...Sigh... (takes them away)

Aunt: (looking at them) ...What the hell...

Me: THEY LOOK STRAIGHT TO ME, OKAY?!

Me: So, after we find some mushrooms do we get to eat them?

Mom: (pauses suspiciously) ...Well...some of them...

Me: ...Are we hunting for poisonous mushrooms?!

Mom: ...Well...I don't...actually...know which ones are poisonous...

Mom: (puts a beanie on my head) Here, I'm tired of wearing it. (pauses) Okay, I meant it as a joke, but it unexpectedly suits you...

Me: Huh. Weird. (If you knew what I look like, you would be surprised too. I am the last person a beanie should look good on.)

Me: Hey, Mom...I found this really funny video online. Come watch it with me.

Mom: (watches for a minute) ...Yeah, that's your cousin, Ryan. What about him?

Me: (staring with a mix of horror and amazement)

Mom: What? He's funny, isn't he?

Mickey: Could you get me a beer and put it in a frosty glass?

Me: Sure. (goes and grabs a glass from the freezer) What the... Mom! It's full of Reeces!

Mom: You found Mickey's stash!

Mickey: What's going on?

Me: (shows him the glass) Found your stash.

Mickey: (pales considerably)

Sierra: (talking to her boyfriend on speakerphone) Kale!

Kale: What?

Sierra: Kale!

Kale: Sierra.

Sierra: Kale! Kalekalekale KALE!

Kale: Yes?

(Continues for a while.)

Sierra: Kale!

Kale: ...You're doing this just to piss your sister off, aren't you?

Me: IT'S WORKING.

Woman Across the Camp: DON'T YOU DARE PEE ON THAT FIRE!

Me: (Helping to edit something) P-place the P within the parararthesis. (pauses) Trying that again... Blace the P within the baranthesis... (tries at least 3 more times, still failing) Screw it! Quit laughing at me! I have b-problems with the P's!

Airhead: (Can't stop laughing)

Mom: (can't let it go) Ah... your nautical disaster was amazing, wasn't it?

Me: ...Come to think of it, why was there a chair in the bathroom in the first place?

Mom: ...I don't...know...

Me: (at Mom's office, soon after the nautical disaster) ...Why are there...lots of boxes in the bathtub?

Mom: My files from last year and the year before.

Me: ... (not quite sure how to process that)

Mom: Well, where else was I supposed to put them?

Me: Most people put them in filing cabinets.

Mom: Come on out, Virginia! I have something to show you!

Me: (opens bathroom door)

Mom: Show kitty! (holding my sister's yowling cat like cats are held in shows)

Me: ...How do I respond to that?

Mom: With laughter and appreciation for my creativity!

Mom: (opening up the freezer) What the... (pulls something out) Why the hell is there an unopened package of clothespins in the freezer?

Me: (choking on laughter) It was probably Mickey.

Mom: ...Probably.

Me: Mom.

Mom: Yes?

Me: I think I might have been the one to put the clothespins in the freezer a few months ago without realizing it.

Mom: Why do you say that?

Me: Because, just today alone, I tried to recycle laundry, put a clean pot in the freezer, throw garbage into my room, and flush the phone down the toilet before I figured out just what I was doing.

Mom: ...Sadly, I can believe that. I've seen you try to do similar things before.

Me: Any family trip advice for me?

Kiri: Don't die.

Me: ...Thanks. You're SO helpful.

Classmate: (day after midterm in a class I'm not very good at) It said online that the class average was 63% for the test.

Me: (horrified/distressed look) Just how horribly did I do on it? I was pretty confident about my answers...

Teacher: (starts passing out corrected tests)

Me: (pulls out a book) I won't worry about it until it gets here. There's no point. I'll deal with it when I see it.

Teacher: (hands me mine with a slightly surprised look on his face) Somewhat...surprising... (same horrified/distressed look as before on my face)

Me: (looks at at, eyes pop out)

Classmate: Better or worse than you thought?

Me: Much better.

Teacher: (talking to the class) The scores ranged from...not...so good...to perfect.

Someone in Back: Who the hell got a perfect?!

Teacher: Only one person did. But I can't say who legally. You will have to find out yourselves. (pointed look at me that no one else seems to notice)

Me: (shrinking)

Person in Back: Well, whoever you are, congratulations.

Me: (whispering) ...Well, I can't bloody say now that it was me. (pauses) Just how bad was everyone else's scores?!

Mom: (after I told her that I had the only perfect score) Wow! Congrats, Virginia! Somewhat surprising.

Me: (blinking, slightly bewildered) That...kind of...hurts... (even though I know her and the teacher meant, 'surprising, given the class average')

Mom: Why? (sniggering) Did you teacher say "somewhat surprising" to you? It is, given that YOU were the one with the perfect score.

Me: (Distressed look)

Mom: ... You do realize that I was just kidding, right?

Me: I know...but still... (I wasn't truly hurt, but I was in a little bit of a shock)

Mom: (on the way to go camping in the RV) I think we hit one of my fruit trees or something on our way out.

Courtney: Why?

Mom: Because we appear to have dragged a large tree branch in the rear tire three miles down the highway...

Mom: (referring to the dogs who are very restless in the RV) Maybe we should have given them doggy downers (pain meds for dogs) before we left home.

Everyone Else: (staring, slack-jawed at this suggestion)

Mom: I brought them.

Courtney: You...sedate...your dogs?

Sierra: Have to for the 4th of July. They're terrified of fireworks and can scale our fence rapidly.

Mom: (trying to figure out how much medicine the dog needs to have because of a surgery) What's the bottle say?

Sierra: 'Give the dog half a tablet every 12 hours.'

Mom: ...Oh, shit. No wonder he was so out of it. I was giving him whole ones!

Me: (staring at the zonked out dog) Yeah, that would do it. I suggest reading the labels all the way through, and not just skim them...

Me: (staring off into the distance) Blackberry thorns are difficult to remove from one's crotch. And somewhat painful.

Everyone Else: (horrified expressions)

Kiri's Dad: Hey, Kiri.

Kiri: Yeah?

Kiri's Dad: Come and help me. The table-saw and I are having a disagreement on which way is up...

Kiri: (horrified expression)

Mom: (pauses movie) Hey, I have to go get something from the store. Do you want to keep watching?

Me: I'll wait for you to get back.

Mom: Well, I've already seen part of it.

Me: Really? How much?

Mom: ...All of it.

Me: That's not a part!

Mom: I didn't watch all of the credits!

Me: Chomp. Ouch! That was a pen! That wasn't a french fry!

Me: (while working on homework) 1100011000111000101001110... (pauses) A fascinating look into my mind, I'm sure.

Kiri: That was a really creepy chant.

Me: I got a little off track there...

Kiri: Just a little.

Me: (while in class) The person's name will be Shiristine with a K.

Class: ...How does that work?

Me: I'm not sure. One of my friends has that name, and it's spelled with a K.

Class: ...How?

Me: I'll call and ask! (calls) Kiri? How do you spell your name?

Kiri: ...Which one?

Me: The long one.

Kiri: Kierstyne. It's Swedish.

Me: Ah. Thanks! (hangs up and pauses) I should have written that down...

Me: Oh, I have a message from Airhead... I should check it... (opens up voicemail and listens)

Airhead: Exoskeleton was really really hard so I was like ahhhh so then I took a bucket and kept rolling over it until it died... I don't care it's dead... it was huge too... That's why I stopped with the screwdriver because it moved and I ended up squishing its butt... it was still moving buuuuuhhhh... and the worst part was that then... (pause) Oh, wait... END OF MESSAGE

Me: ... (calls back after saving the message for later) Did you butt dial me?

Airhead: No... I called on purpose... I just forgot that I was still holding the phone... There was an evil spider... So I kind of...You know...

Sierra: Mom...I had a bad day... (hugs her)

Mom: Aww...what happened?

Me: (looking at the counter) Must have been bad. I see you brought out the giant Pocky.

Mom: You poor thing!

Me: (looking at my legs) My femurs look a lot longer than they're supposed to be.

Mom: No way! (measures mine, and hers) Your femurs are the same length as mine!

Me: My point exactly! You're taller than me!

Mom: ...Oh yeah...

Me: (microwaving butter) ...I've put this thing in here for longer than Mom did...and all I can get it to do is foam. How in the world did she make it explode? And in half the time?

Me: (driving, glances over at empty passenger seat) What the... Why's there an orange in the door?! (It's wedged in there pretty good...) ...What is wrong with my family? (immediately comes to the conclusion it was a family member)

Sergeant Major: (glances outside) ...What the heck is this?

Me: I believe it's called "sunlight" sir.

Sergeant Major: (stares at me)

Me: Yes, it took me a moment to realize what it was, too. It's so rare here. (It's rarely sunny where I live.)

Sergeant Major: ... (decides it's not worth it and goes back to teaching)

Sergeant Major: In today's announcements, apparently someone next to the school lost their pet python. All students are advised to stay away from the field. (pauses) What kind of a dumb shi-

Everyone: Sir!

Sergeant Major: (glares at the interruption) It escapes me as to how anyone can be stupid enough to LOSE a twelve-foot snake.

Mom: I refuse to wipe Mickey's butt once it comes to that. His children can do it for him. I told him this, and he asked me, "Which one? Sierra will tell me F-You, Virginia will forget that I'm in there and I'll starve to death-"

Me: (bursts into laughter) So true...I really would forget...

Mom: (continuing) "-and Mykel couldn't be bothered. I'll call Sunshine. She'll take care of me!" (pauses) ...Are you okay, Virginia?

Me: NO! (still laughing)

Sierra: What about the time where you and Mickey...oh, I don't know...FORGOT TO PICK ME UP FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL!

Mom: I thought Mickey was picking you up! And he thought I was picking you up!

Sierra: I was there for FOUR HOURS! WAITING!

Mom: You got picked up in the end!

Sierra: By my friend's mother! Not mine!

Mom: I'M SORRY!

Me: ...I've already had my mid-life crisis at age 20...BECAUSE I was turning twenty...I freaked out quite badly...

Sam: Oh, you poor thing. You're turning 20 this year, right?

Me: ...I'm...turning...21...this year... (sobbing) I'm already 20...curse you...

Sam: Oh, I'm so sorry! (hugs)

Me: ...Guess I'm still upset...Wait. We've been friends since 2nd grade! You went to my 20th birthday party!

Mom: (watching Sierra pulling out books that are going with her when she moves) ...Are you sure those books are yours?

Sierra: ...Well, you aren't going to read them again...

Me: (takes a look) ...! Those are mine!

Sierra: You didn't even like them!

Me: I liked them! I just thought that too many people made too much fuss over them.

Sierra: ...Does that mean I can have them?

Me: ...Yes.

Mom: Hey! Don't take that one! That one isn't yours!

Sierra: No, it's mine!

Mom: No, it's Grandma's!

Sierra: But I thought it was Auntie's!

Me: ...And you were going to take it anyway?

Sierra: ...It's mine now. It's been here for a couple of years. It's MINE.

Mom: Clean the fridge.

Me: I distinctly remember you telling Sierra to do it.

Mom: She's at work right now.

Me: Why me?

Mom: Because you're so good at it.

Me: It's not exactly rocket science! You throw away anything that's growing, has things growing on it, or has disintegrated!

Mom: Do it.

Me: Fine. (does it)

Mom: ...It's...empty...now...What are we going to eat for dinner?

Me: Beats me. We couldn't have eaten anything that was in there, anyway.

Me: He's in the trunk. I mean, IT'S in the trunk.

Mom: ...

Me: I get to...fly...a kite... (extremely happy)

Mom: What kind of kite?

Me: Ghost ship! ...NaaAaAaAah... (making weird noises)

Mom: AHHH!! She's vibrating! She's vibrating!

Mom: Looks like humidity will be high today. Maybe at 80%.

Me: ...I may be wrong, but humidity is moisture in the air, right? (she nods) So...wouldn't the air with 80% humidity be...you know...WATER?

Mom: You'd think, but apparently not. Although, it will certainly feel like you're breathing water.

Me: (talking to the vice-principal about something)

Mom: Hi, Honey!

Me: (yelps) MOM! You scared me!

Vice-principal: Oh, hello Jonie. Long time no see.

Mom: Hey! What's up?

Me: (staring) You two...know...each other?

Mom: Yup! We've been friends forever!

Principal: (walks by) Oh, hello Jonie. How are you?

Mom: Hi Scott!

Me: NaLAarandlalalalaaaaa... (having a miniature breakdown)

Principal: What brings you here today?

Mom: That thing making the weird noises over there is my daughter! She has a doctor's appointment!

Dad: Virginia! You can't stay in your dark hole all day! Come out into the sunshine!

Me: ...Fine. (comes back inside five minutes later) Am I done now?

Dad: (jaw dropping) How did you get so tan so fast?! You were really pale just a few minutes ago!

Sierra: (she'd been suntanning all day and had yet to acquire one) ...I hate you.

Mom: Hey, Virginia! Patrick came to take some pellets and hay from us! (He's her boss.) He bought three alpacas today!

Me: ...Three? Really?

Patrick: Yeah.

Mom: I really wanted one too...

Me: Like I said last night, NO.

Patrick: (gives me a questioning look)

Me: Ah. Mom and Sam were trying to convince me last night that it would be a good idea to get an alpaca. I was vehement in my denial.

Patrick: Well, the alpacas will teach my children responsibility! Why won't you let your mother get one?

Me: Because I'd be the only person taking care of it! And I'm twenty! I'd don't need to learn responsibility!

Patrick: ...I see...

Me: YOU can buy alpacas up the wazoo, for all I care! BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY!!

Mom: See how mean she is?!

Patrick: (laughing hysterically)

Mom: (getting off the phone) That was Patrick. It seems that the alpacas are asleep in the trailer!

Me: ...Trailer? He's not putting them in the yard?

Mom: He's doesn't have a fence yet. He's going to make it tomorrow.

Me: ...Don't you normally get a fence before you buy three alpacas?!

Mom: Only if you're boring!

Colonel: Hey, Virginia, it's your turn to go to the blood drive.

Me: ...Okay... (leaves, and comes back a little while later with a sticker)

Colonel: ...Your sticker says...I tried to give blood...

Me: (nods miserably)

Colonel: I am sensing a story here. Was it your fear of needles?

Me: (shakes head even more miserably) That only made it worse...I conquered my fear of needles...only to have my blood clot on the needle within two minutes...

Colonel: ...That's actually kind of amazing.

Me: (picking up the reluctant cat) Come and sit with me! Great, Mom, she's settled in OWWW!!

Mom: Yeah, she saying, "And I'll dig my claws into your thigh to let you know how I feel about that.

Mom: Go and vacuum.

Me: But...the kitty on my lap is so very comfortable, and I don't want to make her leave...

Mom: You could try holding onto her while you vacuum. Although, I would not recommend it. You just have to hold on tight. Besides, you just bought a pack of 100 band aids, didn't you? You can put them to good use!

Dad: Hey, what're you girls up to?

Me: We're water skiing.

Dad: Ah, can I join?

Me: (gives him a disbelieving look)

Dad: What?

Me: You're old, you're fat, and you just can't do it.

Dad: Now I have to prove you wrong! (goes water skiing and comes back) See? I CAN do it.

Me: Yeah, and you blinded about thirty people with your fish belly white belly.

Dad: So I'm a great white whale...but I CAN water ski.

Me: If you can actually call that water skiing, then yes.

Dad: You're lucky I don't throw you to the fishes.

Me: I'd take you with me.

Dad: That's my girl!

Me: (picks up Diego, my sister's cat) Hi Buddy. (He snuggles into my arms happily.) That's my buddy. (I take him with me into the living room.)

Sierra: (sees her cat and lights up with joy) DIEGGGOOOO!!! (holds out her arms for the cat)

Diego: (makes a distressed noise)

Me: (looks down at him)

Diego: (looks back, eyes wide with terror)

Me: Sorry Sierra, he staying with me.

Me: (watching the cat, Diego, run around chasing another of our cats)

Mom: That little shit-head. I would do something, but he isn't actually afraid of anything.

Me: Not true anymore. He is now scared of the vaccum.

Mom: ... Do I even want to ask?

Me: Sierra vaccumed up his tail using the vaccum hose.

Me: Well, at least I was never dropped on my head.

Mom: (freezes in place in the kitchen)

Me: (looks over)

Mom: (slowly starts cooking again)

Me: Mom. Look at me. (she does) Did you drop me on my head?

Mom: (nods meekly)

Me: ...More than once?

Mom: (nods again)

Me: ...How many times?!

Mom: (holds up two fingers) But it wasn't my fault! You just sort of...leapt off the bed and out of your highchair. Don't even get me started on when you were older and would LAUNCH yourself from the crib...

Me: I wonder if that's why I have such a hard head.

Mom: ...When I was pregnant, I also didn't have a good sense of how far my belly was sticking out and ran into a lot of things. And then, when I walked around with you, sometimes your head would smack into the doorframes and walls.

Me: ...How am I still alive?

Me: I wonder why I like spicy things so much.

Mom: When you and your sister were babies I fed you a lot of jalapeno pepper jelly.

Me: WHY?!

Mom: You liked it!

Me: (Walks into the pet store and approaches the counter) Hi! I would like...

Staffer: NO!! (He backs away) Not you again!!

Airhead: Um...what's going on?

Me: Last time I was here, I bought 500 crickets for my mother. He had to count them all out. The time before that, 300.

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Dear Mr Taisho by dreamcatcher81 reviews
After a bad break up with her longtime boyfriend, Kagome needs help to get her things from the apartment. There is only one person she can ask: His big brother.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,790 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 18m - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshomaru]
The Land of Broships by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
A series of oneshots exploring the adventures of the various guilds in Fiore! This will be mostly focusing on the friendships between characters, but there will definitely be mentions of various pairings. Spoilers for all abound, so be wary! Ch35- Gray consulted Lucy on the matter of a gift for Juvia. He should have expected being dragged around the mall for seven hours.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,222 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7h - Published: 2/7
Raising Dragons by Merble reviews
Drabble Fic. Lucy comes home to find seven new roommates and her life is flipped in the aftermath of their arrival. Follow her as she rights the past, kicks major bad guy butt, and tries to get back the family she discovered she needed. Rated M for language, graphic violence, and adult situations.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 132 - Words: 51,987 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 22h - Published: 7/12 - Lucy H.
Key to the Starry Sky by DarkVampireFae reviews
Right after the Infinity Clock was destroyed Fairy Tail searches for their savior, Lucy. Everyone couldn't believe that she had fused with the clock, even knowing the risks. Though her time at the guild had been short she had become essential in everyones life. It couldn't be possible that she was gone forever; they wouldn't stop searching until she was found. Not good at summaries
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,269 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Sting E.
Sound Pod on Shuffle by LittlePrincessNana reviews
No, not your usual Lucy gets kicked off the team story - Lucy, decides to take a break from the team to heal a broken heart. With the help of a few friends, she breaks out of her shell, changes and in a drunken dare, she decides to play with lightning. The question is who will get the bigger shock? (Rated M for Lemons, Language and Violence)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.]
New Roommates by 2.0. Katt reviews
Lucy makes the biggest mistake of her life when she opens her door to Master Makarov and two Oracion Seis members. After being commanded to quit Team Natsu and reintroduce the ex-cons into society for the next year, she finds that her fate is bound to their's. So, what the hell is she supposed to do with two new roommates and a new life she can't even begin to comprehend? Fun, huh?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] Natsu D., Midnight/Macbeth
Poison Fairy by GemNika reviews
Released from prison in part for his assistance during the Eclipse Gate, Cobra is forced to join a guild to keep him in line; specifically Fairy Tail. While it's not entirely ideal to work with the ones he's tried to kill two separate times, the blonde Celestial mage on Team Natsu thoroughly intrigues him. Maybe Fairies aren't so bad after all. (Rated M for a reason)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,349 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 8/9 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
No-Show by anime-fan72 reviews
Lucy got stood up by Bora on date night. She is saved from the humiliation of her date being a no-show when Erik sits down across from her. (Colu requested by Eien ni Touko. Same prompt as Stood Up. Rated T for paranoia.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22
Stood Up by anime-fan72 reviews
Mard gets stood up by Daphne on date night. He is saved from humiliation by a white-haired woman who announces to the restaurant that she is his girlfriend. (MardMira, requested by Dragonshost. Rated T for paranoia.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22
Honorbound by anime-fan72 reviews
Lucy saved Cobra's life. He is honorbound to return the favor.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 6/23
Sisterly Drabbles by DeborahBee reviews
Drabbles about Lucy's "Sisters".
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 7/26 - Lucy H.
Owari's Stray by SemimaruNoSeki reviews
Collection of various AnyxKasane drabbles
Sengoku Strays/戦國ストレイズ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,543 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Kasane K.
Heartbroken by SakuraPetal91 reviews
After Gray and Lucy started getting closer to each other, their guildmates cheered for them. But they didn't notice two heartbroken mages in opposite corners of the guild... /NaVia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/30 - [Natsu D., Juvia L.]
Preventing Okegawa's Fall (Again) by ahuehuehueee reviews
Kawauchi has been deeply troubled ever since Okegawa joined the Public Morals Club. He thinks it's all Morse Girl's fault! As Okegawa's most diligent supporter, he gathers information about the only known girl in the Public Morals Club to prevent Okegawa from falling again. AU. The story happens after the Kiyama arc.
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 6/19 - [Mafuyu, T. Kawauchi]
Of Gods and Dragons by We Did It For The Glory reviews
When the Old Gods Attack, God and Dragon Slayer Must Band Together to Stop Fiore Falling into Darkness, But They're not Alone. The New Gods have Vowed To Help Them, but Someone Has to Find Them First. Now The Fate Of The World Rests with Two Guilds, Two Enemies. The Fairies and The Tigers.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,149 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Laxus D., Lucy H., Orga N.] OC
A Rogue By Any Other Name by leoslady4ever reviews
A convergence of guilds brings everyone together, and of course, Sting thinks it's the perfect time to play a prank on his partner. Poor Rogue can't catch a break. But when Lucy arrives, Rogue finds himself a brilliant partner in crime, and suddenly, it's every moron for himself. (Just a little funny thing to crack about Sting and swoon over one of my favorite pairings, RoLu)
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14 - [Rogue C., Lucy H.] Sting E. - Complete
One Missed Call by Eien ni Touko reviews
In a last ditch attempt to evade a relentless stalker in the wee hours of the morning, Lucy ducks into a phone booth with only enough change for one call and the intent to summon some help. Unfortunately, her finger slips and she misdials. The stranger she is connected to, however, may be of more assistance than what she had originally planned. AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/28 - [Lucy H., Jackal]
Found by karie2055 reviews
He couldn't leave her, a complete stranger, alone in the rain. There was just something about her that called out to him. A multi-chapter story for GrayLu week, each chapter consisting of each prompt. Rated T: For Language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,528 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] Wendy M. - Complete
Timer by Eien ni Touko reviews
Laxus Dreyer excelled at everything from planking for an unholy eleven minutes to getting perfect scores on clearly rigged physics tests. Lucy Heartfilia was determined to make him eat her dust (literally) on the track. Bets were placed, epiphanies were reached, and somewhere along the way, an agreement was made.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Cana A., Mirajane S. - Complete
Past Lives by booklover1947 reviews
When the dreams begin, that's all Lucy thinks they are. What happens when the events take their toll on her and she starts to think they might be more than just a figment of her imagination?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,691 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 5/21 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
A Walk Among the Fairies by cerberus angel reviews
It felt natural standing next to him with his coat wrapped around her, her head leaning against his arm, and the voices of her nakama so close by. At that moment Zeref, the Kingdom of Arbaless, and the Spriggan 12 were the furthest things from her mind. Lucy felt safe and warm. She felt like she could breathe again. (Post 447).
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/4 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Team Natsu, Thunder Legion - Complete
The Stories Of Fire And Water by SakuraPetal91 reviews
My entries for NaVia Week! Day 3 - Jealous - Neither Natsu or Juvia knew what this feeling was, or what it meant, but right now they didn't care. They just wanted to strangle someone...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/31 - [Natsu D., Juvia L.]
I'd give away my soul just to hold you once again by Empress of Everything reviews
He would give away his soul if he could just hold her in his arms one more time... CoLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by theghoulthatwrites reviews
Everybody knows that siblings pull pranks on each other; Fairy Tail is no different.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/1 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Love in an onsen - steam by Dark Gothic Lolita reviews
Juvia thought she was going to have the onsen all by herself and starts pleasuring herself, until Natsu catches her in the act. From then on, things start getting extremely steamy ;) Day 1 of Navia week: steam. HAPPY NAVIA WEEK EVERYONE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31 - [Juvia L., Natsu D.] - Complete
Tangled by Eien ni Touko reviews
It was a simple mission; go in the tower, get the girl, and give her back to her fiancee. What Cobra didn't expect was a fierce blonde who was desperate to get back to her family. Obviously, it falls to him to help her do so. Not that he minds, however, listening to her soul is all the payment he needs to put up with her crazy (but endearing) antics. CoLu Week Day 3: Fairy Tale
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/23 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] Midnight/Macbeth
non-existent sorrows and apple juice by Empress of Everything reviews
Trying to drown non-existent sorrows in apple juice is harder than it sounds. Especially when you are suddenly attacked by a girl intent on protecting her sister from your slightly tipsy best friend. Poor Midnight. He really just wanted to stay home and read...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28 - [Midnight/Macbeth, Yukino A.] [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
The Twelve Months of Fairy Tail by leoslady4ever reviews
It's that time of year, where guilds compete to raise money for their favorite charities, but Lucy gets a little more than she bargained for when she offers to play photographer for her favorite barmaid.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/10 - Lucy H.
The Logical Thing To Do by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
We don't notice much, but Jellal certainly influenced a lot of events in the Grand Magic Games Arc. What would have happened if Crime Sorciere had done "the logical thing(in my mind)", and sent Meredy to be a part of Team B instead of Jellal? Through the fight with Jura, dealings with the Council, and the Kagura Incident, it'd probably be a whole lot less sane, that's for sure.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 4/7 - Merudy, Juvia L., Laxus D., Gajeel R.
who put the freaking peeps in the microwave by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
Meredy is probably the only person on Earth who'd buy sixty-four boxes of Peeps for the sole purpose of putting them in the microwave and exploding them on her boyfriend when he gets home. Sting really needs to start listening to his feelings of doom. (may be continued with more oneshots concerning different ships)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26 - [Merudy, Sting E.]
Natsuvia SHORT by NOTagentsofnothing420 reviews
Her Gray-sama night have given her a glimpse of sunlight in the past, but now, Natsu is showing her the fire. RATED M FOR A REASON! LEMON! LANGUAGE! AND SOME FLUFF TO WRAP IT ALL UP :)))))) review :0)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25 - [Natsu D., Juvia L.] - Complete
Steam Trouble by Mz.Crossover2012 reviews
Sometimes having sex in the shower isn't the best idea, especially when things get too intense. NaVia smut with fluff at the end.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25 - [Juvia L., Natsu D.] - Complete
Mellifluous by Eien ni Touko reviews
Two children, separated by great distance and circumstance, come to hear the other's voice. In time, the connection fades, only to be suddenly rekindled when they meet for the first time-as enemies.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/23 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
Are You a True Fairy Tail Fan? by BoomChickaPop reviews
You will be given 5 random quotes from the anime. You will NOT be given the speaker of said quotes. You will have to see if you know who the speakers are. It is up to you to see if you truly know Fairy Tail the way you think you do. So come play the game, I dare you. Leave your guesses in the review section and wait for the next upload to see if you are truly a Fairy Tail fan.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 5/10
An Amorous Anecdote by Ladie Fuyuki reviews
He gave up on her a few years ago... Two years later, Lyon found himself gaining an opportunity to ask the love of his life, Juvia, for a chance to love her. Follow the growing relationship between Juvia and Lyon, as told from Lyon's perspective. (AU) Companion-fic to Bittersweet (but can be read by itself)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23 - [Lyon B., Juvia L.]
In Sixty Days by The Writer Of The FanFiction reviews
Who knew it would take sixty days for them to fall in love. And who knew it would be because of a book store? A story told in drabbles.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Gajeel R., Lucy H.
Saved You by VespraKiora reviews
Contains spoilers up to chapter 400 of manga. After the destruction of E.N.D Lucy is having a difficult time controlling her newly gifted magic. Fighting for survival in the guilt threatening to drown her an unexpected friend or two help Lucy accept her new future.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,980 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Gajeel R., Juvia L., Lucy H., Laxus D.
An Unlikely Unity by Eien ni Touko reviews
When they began their journey, they left expecting little more than companionship in the wake of their losses. What they did not expect was the strangest of alliances, and a chance to change the future. While they try to save what's left of themselves, maybe they'll even save the world. Post-Tartarus AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,064 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 2/21 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] Wendy M., Mest G./Doranbolt
The Shackled Rune by GemNika reviews
Lucy becomes a solo mage after Makarov disbands Team Natsu for their destructive nature. Three months later, what she discovers on her mission will change her life forever.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 246,744 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Lucy H., Freed J.] Laxus D.
Apologies by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
(AU for chapter 443/444)Someone brought up Aquarius when Team Natsu was dropped in water, and Natsu's feeling guilty all over again. Who's apologizing to who, here?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Hermione Granger, Salazar's Reincarnate by epsi10n reviews
They didn't question why Hermione Granger boarded the Hogwarts Express with a substantial repertoire of hexes under her hat, or why she was able to cast every spell in the first class. They never really noticed her resourcefulness, determination or cunning. Who would've thought that the Gryffindor who belonged in Ravenclaw, was once named Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,784 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/22 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Her Phantom by GemNika reviews
Lucy joins Phantom Lord after running away from the Konzern. She's confident, knows what she wants in life, and can't help but enjoy how easy it is to aggravate a certain red-eyed Dragon Slayer. Follow Lucy's struggles in Phantom Lord and the resultant war with Fairy Tail. Will she ever really be accepted and loved? (Note: it's rated 'M' for a reason, please read at your own risk)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 288,952 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.]
Eventide by Eien ni Touko reviews
All he saw was her pregnant form in a crumpled heap on the kitchen floor, with broken glass by her head and red liquid seeping into the grout.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Lethargic by Eien ni Touko reviews
In the midst of the worst heat wave in recorded history, Cobra and Lucy spend their two-year anniversary attempting to cool off in the tub. "I thought snakes liked the heat?"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] - Complete
Phoenix's salvation by ChaoticDucky reviews
natsu never even thought twice about the possibility of having a human-ish mother until she literally saves his life and those he cares about... he goes looking for the mage and seems to find more than he bargained for on a journey to find out who he really is and where he comes from before finding the fire dragon igneel
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/5 - Natsu D., Zeref, OC
Hit and Miss by Eien ni Touko reviews
Sting knew he was screwed the moment he realized that not only was his English partner his roommate, but she also happened to be the insanely hot chick he had nearly run over with his car that morning. University AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 3/19 - [Lucy H., Sting E.] Rogue C.
Drops in Time by WreckedProgress reviews
Lucy will always be grateful for the Sky Dragon Slayer's love. She found her own love because of Wendy's love, but not just a love. A new family. It was small and awkward but it was home. *My Revival Story*
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5 - Lucy H., Wendy M., Mest G./Doranbolt, Crime Sorciere
Rules of the Game by Eien ni Touko reviews
A lazy Sunday culminates in Mirajane attempting to teach her boyfriend how to play Monopoly. Of course, the Underworld King manages to turn it into a huge history lesson. "It's a wonderful allegory for capitalism, Mirajane."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4 - [Mard Geer, Mirajane S.] - Complete
Bright Eyes by Eien ni Touko reviews
Lucy knows she's going blind. She's known for a long time, but that doesn't make it any less terrifying. Surprisingly, it's Cobra who volunteers to help her learn to live with and cope with one less sense. After all, he's witnessed the light in her eyes go out, but he will be damned before he lets the one in her soul go, too. CoLu Week Day 7: Journey.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,980 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Mirajane S. - Complete
Finding Lucy by ChaoticDucky reviews
Lucy runs away from home earlier than expected, she meets Luffy and Ace in a nearby port town and goes sailing with Ace aboard the Moby Dick she finds her way to fairy tail but stays in contact with them until she actually leaves to join Luffy aboard the Going Merry This is an AU crossover because it doesn't really follow much of a time line.. but one is there..
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/20
An Unlikely Ally by CeridwenAeradwer reviews
After the Oracion Seis disband with many of the members having been arrested, a seemingly reformed Cobra becomes a member of Fairy Tail. Although he is initially shunned by many of the members, Lucy finds herself on a mission alongside him. Are Cobra's intentions really as respectable as they seem, or does he have a darker plan in mind?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 6/4 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
CoLu Week 2015 by rhosinthorn reviews
The dumping ground for all of the CoLu Week 2015 prompts. 1. Language 2. Caged 3. Fairy Tale 4. Glitter 5. Rumors 6. Family 7. Journey.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/21 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
Her Poisonous Antidote by Shattered-Nightmares712 reviews
A multi-chapter story in celebration for CoLu week, June 21-27. Prompts: day one- Language, Day two-Caged Day Three-fairy tale, day four- Glitter, day five-rumors, day six-journey and day seven-Journey, good luck to everyone participating and enjoy the story!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/21 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Jude H. - Complete
CoLu Week 2015 by GemNika reviews
Seven days of wonderful Cobra/Lucy stories. June 21-June 27. This is rated M for a reason. [Complete.]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,897 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/29 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Team Natsu, Crime Sorciere - Complete
I Can Hear You: CoLu Week 2015 by Merble reviews
My entry for CoLu Week 2015, just short chapters dedicated to the Poison Dragon Slayer and Celestial Spirit Mage. This is dedicated to the lovely gemNika for getting me hooked on the idea of this pairing and its rated M for language and adult themes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/21 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
Caecitate by PantherLydi reviews
He couldn't possibly have predicted this. On the rare occasions when people banged their heads as he placed them under his sleeping charm, never had it become this severe. Now, out of guilt, he acted out as her ray of light from the infinite darkness. MystLu!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Mystogan/Edo Jellal, Lucy H.] Team Natsu
Tenth Time's the Charm by Eien ni Touko reviews
When Lucy discovers she's pregnant, her joy is hampered by the fear of her child growing up like her; with a father who was never there. With only a day to find a way to tell Cobra not only about the baby, but her desire for him to stay behind, she struggles to find a way to tackle her own past before she starts a new future. CoLu Week Day 6: Family.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] [Cana A., Bacchus] - Complete
Family: CoLu week by nerdfightersunshine reviews
One snowy December evening, Cobra stumbles into a bar in desperate need of warmth and liquor. He is ready to drown his sorrows in beer until an unexpected person in pain changes everything. CoLu week prompt.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Different Meanings by howlingwolvesonfire reviews
Words never change, it's only how we define them that shifts. CoLu Week Day 6: Family
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
This Little Birdie by Eien ni Touko reviews
Lucy expected a lot from her new studio apartment. What she did not expect was a very attractive, very naked man on her new sofa. The rumours that ensue after Cana drops by at a very inopportune moment, however, definitely take the cake for unexpectedness. "Did you hear? She's apparently pregnant with his babies! Triplets!" CoLu Week Day 5: Rumours
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] [Mard Geer, Mirajane S.] - Complete
Glitter Bombs and Rainfall by Eien ni Touko reviews
Cobra really should have known better than to trust that a birthday gift from his (secret) girlfriend would be anything other than a mode of exacting revenge on him for pranks committed in the past. His retaliation has unexpected consequences, however, but he can't say he's displeased with the outcome. CoLu Week Day 4: Glitter.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] Mest G./Doranbolt - Complete
Look by anime-fan72 reviews
Minerva, the Lady of Sabertooth, did not get sick. So she did not appreciate being forced to stay in bed and looked after like a child.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24 - Minerva O., Max A. - Complete
CoLu Week! by LoVeStAr14 reviews
Day 1: Language, Day 2: Caged, Day 3: Fairy Tale, Day 4: Glitter, Day 5: Rumors, Day 6: Family, Day 7: Journey
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/20 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Ache by anime-fan72 reviews
Lucy ponders her feelings for the Poison Dragon Slayer. What could this ache be?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23 - Lucy H. - Complete
I Don't Mind the Rain by Yoh Narukami reviews
To mend her broken heart, Juvia decides to move on when she finds solace in the form of Natsu Dragneel. A friendship is born, and the misadventures are just a few steps away. Fire and water are opposites, but that is not the barrier that divides them. The mind expects the worst where the heart hopes for the best... Eventual NaVia, JuTsu, or whatever you call NatsuxJuvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Juvia L., Natsu D.]
Stop It by booklover1947 reviews
A take on the one-year space after Tartarus. Implied CoLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
Broken Telephone by Eien ni Touko reviews
When Lucy's voice gives out on her, it falls to Cobra to act as her dutiful translator in the Guild. Of course, he takes the opportunity to skew her every thought, much to her consternation. CoLu Week Day 1: Language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] - Complete
CoLu Week by elizabethbane reviews
Okay, doing these out of order, but I really don't care! It's CoLu week, and the prompts are: "Language", "Caged", "Fairy Tale", "Glitter", "Rumors", "Family", and "Journey"! Please enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
Building Blocks by yourmainsqueeze reviews
Before everything fell apart Sakura was certain of what she wanted, but now that it's time to rebuild she can't be sure. Seeing different sides is making her think and if she's sure of anything this time around it's that she needs a stronger foundation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,172 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
BEE-EFF-EFF! by Ladie Fuyuki reviews
[AU] She whines, he grumbles. She pouts, he grumbles. This is a typical and ordinary day in Gajeel's life as he spends one afternoon with his childhood friend, Juvia. But, it's never ordinary when Juvia's around. What more when Gajeel comes to a big realization...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15
Claim by LoVeStAr14 reviews
Cobra doesn't like it when people try to takes what is his. He kills anyone who dares tries. 1-shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] Dan S. - Complete
Another Chance by Ayame-Chiixo reviews
After GMG , things have calmed down. While the whole Fiore celebrated the victory of the fairies , someone escaped from jail without anybody noticing him, he runs away aimlessly, until he decided to stay at a blond's house. / slight Lolu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/15 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Midnight/Macbeth
Train Ride by LoVeStAr14 reviews
Cobra and Lucy go on a train ride.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] - Complete
Bubbly by Eien ni Touko reviews
Lucy finds pudgy Sting to be quite adorable, despite her boyfriend's stubborn reluctance to admit that, yes, he now qualifies as such. "The great Sting Eucliffe has been called many things in his twenty years of gracing this planet with his presence; sexy, God-like, beastly, rugged, handsome, drool-worthy...but never has he been called...that!"
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8 - [Lucy H., Sting E.] - Complete
Notice by elizabethbane reviews
She needs to redeem herself, but that doesn't mean he can't be there to save her. CoLu love. WARNING! RATED M FOR A REASON!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
A Poisonous Love by LoVeStAr14 reviews
Lucy leaves Fairy Tail to find 4 keys that could kill or save the world. Not wanting her family involved she gets ready to face finding the keys and fighting the dark guild that is trying to get them to, she never thought she would start to fall in love with a unexpected partner named Cobra. CobraXLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,305 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
Bittersweet by Ladie Fuyuki reviews
[AU] Letting go of a love you've had for so long is never easy. Juvia has finally let go, and in turn, learned to move on. This one-shot, in an AU-setting, gives an overview of Juvia's life after she lets go of her love for Gray. As seen through the eyes of Gray (majority) and Juvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lyon B.
Sure, Sure by terrans reviews
"...Do you have a crush on anyone?" Nonoguchi paused. "What." / Ch. 100, Kanon x Natsuo (kinda)
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30 - Kanon N. - Complete
Thinking of You by nerdfightersunshine reviews
In the middle of her fast paced, press pass lifestyle, Lucy found herself plummeted back into the past by the sound of a familiar voice. Will it it be the train wreck she expects or the dream of a lifetime come true?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.] - Complete
You Grew On Me by GemNika reviews
No one knew what song she would sing, or for whom she wrote it, but Lucy was determined to let the guild and Cobra himself know just how much she loved him. [Four-shot, Rated M for a reason; Complete.]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,131 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/8 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] - Complete
To Hell and Back by ChaoticDucky reviews
Zeref would do anything for his little brother, He would fight to hell and back, As long as Natsu was safe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19 - Natsu D., Zeref - Complete
Mutual Comfort by deideiblueeyez reviews
A fairly short slice-of-life piece revolving around Sakura and her lover Sasori, with Deidara thrown in with 'em because he's lovable like that. A G-rated instance of polyamory. SasoSakuDei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18 - [Sakura H., Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Superman by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Parker thinks Eliot's Superman.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18 - [Alec H., Parker, Eliot S.] - Complete
Of Spiders and Soap Bottles by Eien ni Touko reviews
In which there is a ridiculously large and voyeuristic spider in the bathtub, and Lucy and Cobra must work together to banish it to the pits of hell. Not as easy as it looks, considering it's the size of a very large dog and hellbent on melding itself to Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Seven Years Without You by Ms. Fearlesgamr reviews
Have you ever wonder what Doranbolt went through the seven years everyone disappeared? Well this story is about Doranbolt who regrets not telling Wendy his true feelings, for the next few years are harsh but what will he do when he sees her again?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/5 - Wendy M., Mest G./Doranbolt, Lahar
It's A Hate Relationship by booklover1947 reviews
Lucy and Erik have always hated each other, but after a silent agreement, will there be more? R&R High School AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/22 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] [Levy M., Natsu D.] - Complete
I Want to Steal your Babies by VampDove reviews
(Post Tarturos AU where Dragons Somehow Stay) This is full out Rolu with involved un-dead demons, Skiadrum trying to make his son lose his virginity, Grandeeney smoking weed, Metallicana herding cats, a bunch of side crack ships galore, and Sting accidentally waking up in bed with a man.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,753 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Skiadrum
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Abandoned Hearts by HannieB123 reviews
Life threw all it had at her, but he seemed to always be there when she was falling, they didn't know each other very well, but they were starting to, her heart was filling with life again, her laughter coming back, his hope for the future was bright as he held her in his arms. He wouldn't let her be alone anymore, he would do anything to make her smile..Please Review!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 109,135 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Lucy H., Sting E.] Team Natsu - Complete
Split Second by Eien ni Touko reviews
"We've been dating for over two years now. You hate big shows, I hate big shows, we discuss elopement on a near daily basis, let's just do it." Because neither of the two were overly fond of doing things the conventional way.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/28 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Music by elizabethbane reviews
She was always there, with the most beautiful music for a soul. Which he couldn't help but hear.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
Stars and Dragons by KuraraOkumura reviews
After the Grand Magic Games, Lucy's celestial magic seems to be acting up. The rip and link between the celestial world and this one has widened, and the mage is being eaten alive by unleashed powers that suddenly aren't just her own anymore. Gajeel wants to help, and though he really doesn't have a clue how to do it well, at least he tries. Laxus x Gajeel x Lucy. HIATUS TILL JULY
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Lucy H., Laxus D., Gajeel R.]
Amplitude by Eien ni Touko reviews
Because they are a thousand miles apart, and the only thing connecting them is the moon and the stars.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/25 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Breathe Me by Eien ni Touko reviews
It is three in morning and as she lays with him sleeping, he wonders how he could be so lucky.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Of Dragons, Stars, and Second Chances by cerberus angel reviews
When Laxus ends up with a beer soaked shirt and a lap full of one Lucy Heartfilia, he blames Gildarts. He has enough going on in his life and doesn't need two old men, a matchmaker, and an apparition meddling with his non existent love life. Then there's Lucy who is going through a tough time and has no idea what she has stumbled into. (A slow burning lalu fic.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,174 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Makarov D., Mirajane S.
RoLu Week! by M. Marie reviews
RoLu Week- I hope you RoLu fans out there will enjoy this! Please give it a try! The pairing is RoLu (hence the title). Prompts are: 1- Meeting 2- Frosch 3- Date 3.5- The Mark 4- Acceptance 5- Genderbend 6- Yearning 7- Future. Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.]
What's Your Pleasure? by leoslady4ever reviews
In the midst of writing a story, Lucy realizes she doesn't have all the information she needs. And who better to get the extra help from than the boyfriend who can deny her nothing?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/15 - [Lucy H., Elfman S.] - Complete
The Shaded Spirit by WriteLover5 reviews
Though he may be a ladies' man, Loke was at a loss when it came to Lucy. Her spirit was one even he hadn't ever before experienced. Before he even knew her, he knew he was to protect her even if that meant walking away. Though she'd partnered up with Natsu, Loke was left with the feeling that they were connected by something far stronger than their magic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Of Lipgloss and Eyeliner by Eien ni Touko reviews
When Lucy is ordered by Mira to complete the "boyfriend does my makeup" challenge, the blonde turns to the only male in her life who remotely qualifies, but she isn't quite sure he understands the implications of it all…
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Time after Time by J.S.H.N.Girl reviews
Years he's been searching, scouring lands for the woman he would make his queen and finally, he found her after a century only to lose her once more. But now he's found her again and this time, he won't let go. The hour steadily draws close as a young heiress is mistook for another, with only a thin curtain of lies and a group of men to aid her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Sting E., Rogue C.
Red Velvet and Black Forest Cupcakes by terrans reviews
Aki and Yukioka go on a date with a ninja interfering. Originally posted on askthepublicmoralsclub on tumblr for Valentines Day.
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11 - [Aki S., K. Yukioka] - Complete
I never should have Fallen! by Chrys Stone reviews
Lucy needs to pick up the pieces after she and her partner "part ways". She'll take a job here and there, half aware of some very attractive tigers lurking in the back ground.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,560 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Sting E., Yukino A. - Complete
Married At First Sight by xXGajeel-LucyXx reviews
Makarov, Gildarts, and Mira decided it was time for some new couples in the Guild. The only way to get them, was to force them together in marriage! In three weeks Six Couples from their creative minds are going to get married and they can't back out of it. After four months of being together, they decide if they want to stay married or get a divorce. (Crack Pairings Galore! XD)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Makarov D., Mirajane S., Gildarts C.
Babysitting? by Hazen Yano reviews
When Lucy heard the front door bell go off, she never expected to see Lahar. While talking to her, he brings up a little job for her to do. Of course she accepts, but regretted the job when he told her to babysit Cobra while they get the prison fixed. She wished she never accepted the job. But maybe she'll change her mind. ADOPTED FROM HORSEJUMPER88!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
Strength of a Celestial Mage by Princess Nella reviews
After the Grand Magic Games, Lucy's body undergoes different changes that causes her magic to become unstable. Join Lucy on her mission in order to control her new found strength as well as her journey to love, with some hilarious situations on the way. Yeah, idk I suck at summaries, but give it a go. Mystogan x Lucy x Laxus yo
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,000 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Laxus D., Lucy H., Mystogan/Edo Jellal] Team Natsu
The Children Oracion Seis by catsaremykryptonite reviews
Ever wondered what the original Oracion Seis were like as kids? I'm sure you weren't expecting this. Pokemon, cruise ships, and Gemini...Brain's got his hands full. And Polly won't be helping. Series of oneshots, and a collab with thefourteenthdarkone. Ch. 2- Board Meeting: Everyone else in the Balam Alliance knows how to act at the Board Meeting. The Oracion Seis? Not so much.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/30 - Angel/Sorano A., Cobra/Erik, Midnight/Macbeth, Brain/Zero
A War to Remember by Crushing Chaos reviews
Mira has a 'Brilliant' plan to get her couples together, it involves the whole guild in a pick up line war, Boys against girls of course! So what happens when the Twin dragons of Sabertooth decide to drop by? I suck at summaries but please check it out! I Don't own Fairy Tail! Also Cover image is not mine, so Thank you who ever owns it...please don't sue me!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Sting E., Lucy H.] Lisanna S., Mirajane S.
Karma by elizabethbane reviews
Something randomly crack, that might become a drabble. Chapter 1: "Cana and Bacchus, this is your karma. Deal with it." Sorry for misspelled words and stuff, slight swearing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25
You Are In Love by CelestialMageLucy reviews
Taken place after the wizard games; Lucy has a lot on her mind with witnessing her own death. Maybe it was a time to take risk, to take chances, and maybe even take the hand of a spirit that has always had his hand out for hers. A Loke and Lucy love affair that I hope to have done some justice to. Rated M for future chapters involving lemons and adult themes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,555 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
all's fair in love and war by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
Everyone sees an event from a different perspective. That doesn't mean they can't share each other's pain. No matter how great it may be.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/19 - Angel/Sorano A., Merudy - Complete
She's MIne! by Animelover2514 reviews
One day Lucy finds the twin dragons of Sabertooth alone and injured in the woods. Seeing their state, she decides to help them and take care of them until they get better, but no one could predict what happened next. Lucy is in for more than she bargained for, but at the end of the day, she would do it all again.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,909 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Lucy H., Sting E., Rogue C.
CFLA - How Far Will You Go? by Chrys Stone reviews
Cana could never resist teasing her favorite little goody-goody, so when Mira asked for her help in convincing Lucy to participate in a little contest, the card mage was instantly on board. Cana hadn't realized that she was getting two for the price of one though... Poor Jason didn't stand a chance. (Rated M for safety) YuJaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15 - Lucy H., Yukino A., Jason - Complete
Hold Your Tongue by leoslady4ever reviews
Theirs was an unusual relationship, but they didn't care if anyone else understood. They had each other, and that was all that mattered
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14 - [Lucy H., Jason] - Complete
The Morning After by wishingforatypewriter reviews
The only thing more awkward than a one night stand is not actually having one.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Rogue C., Kagura M.] [Sting E., Yukino A.]
Idiosyncratic by Apotheosis.Scribere reviews
Encounters with a certain little girl were getting more and more frequent, something that was highly unconventional for the holier-than thou, ninja extraordinaire Akasuna Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Of Dragons and Tears by ShatteredGreen reviews
She smiles warmly, and the corners of her eyes crinkle just the slightest bit. I smile widely, tears filling my eyes, and I hug her, grasping her tightly… My eyes jump open as I sit up, inhaling and exhaling air quickly. I look around, hoping, begging, pleading for some sign that it was real. It could not have been just a dream.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28 - Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
GaLu Week 2015 by leoslady4ever reviews
Welcome to the 2nd annual GaLu Week. I'm so excited to have once again been part of the planning of this week as well as the selection of the prompts. Hope you all enjoy! Ratings vary from day to day.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/15 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.]
Games of Chance by Avirae reviews
The ladies of Fairy Tail get together for some much needed girl time, chatting throughout the afternoon about a favored subject, their male guildmates. Little did they know, the conversation was filling the sweet, lovable Mirajane with crazy ideas. How will the group of mages fare as they face intimate situations and embarrassing positions with their male counterparts?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Gray F., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Mirajane S.
LLF- Admirer of Frost by GemNika reviews
Wendy receives a gift from an unknown admirer on her first Valentine's Day with Fairy Tail. What's a girl to do in this situation? Listen to Lucy, of course. [Complete.]
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14 - [Eve T., Wendy M.] [Lucy H., Hibiki L.] - Complete
LLF - Secret Admirer- by Chrys Stone reviews
Yukino never saw herself as lucky in love; it never really bothered her, she had accepted her own hopelessness from the beginning. That was until she met him... ::Submission for CFLA Love Love Fest! Promoting love for the unique and under loved pairings of the Fairy Tail fandom on this wonderful V-day!:: NaYu side RufLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14 - [Yukino A., Natsu D.] - Complete
The Wooing of Lucy Heartfilia by Eien ni Touko reviews
In which Laxus realizes Lucy is his mate and proceeds to go through draconic courting rituals as explained by the other Dragon Slayers. Obviously, things don't go as planned. Laxus is annoyed, Lucy is confused, and Mirajane is plotting.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/9 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] Gajeel R., Mirajane S. - Complete
Sayings Aren't Always Right by Rebecca Crystal Vermilion Lohr reviews
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was yours to begin with. If it doesn't, it never belonged to you." This was a saying that she believed in, so she did exactly as it stated. But, what if the saying isn't always right? (A/N: Please read and review) (A/N: I edited chapter one only, sorry, but I'm working on editing before I add new chapters)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/4 - Lucy H., Sting E., Rogue C., Yukino A.
Starlight, Starbright by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
During a particularly rowdy brawl, Lucy escapes to her star-gazing hill. Turns out, Jellal likes stargazing too. Not a romantic one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Lucy H. - Complete
Striping for Uno by xXGajeel-LucyXx reviews
Lucy, Gajeel, Erza, Mira, Gray, Cana, and Laxus are playing a game of Uno when things get spicy from a suggestion from Cana... what will become of this lovely game?(M for suggestive themes and Language. Maybe more...)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/1 - Gajeel R., Cana A., Lucy H., Laxus D.
maybe she's smiling, and heaven has wings by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
What irony, that they'd end up with someone who so reminded them of their lost ones.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1 - Angel/Sorano A., Merudy - Complete
a collision of sorts by momoshe reviews
four times he kissed her, and one time she kissed him.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29 - [Juvia L., Natsu D.]
and so she still kept waiting by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
Meredy had been great at getting the former Oracion Seis to like her. But for Angel, she's just too much like the little girl she lost so long ago, when the village burned and the tower rose.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26 - Angel/Sorano A., Merudy, Yukino A. - Complete
A Starry Night by skylightblaze reviews
A cute and awkward little one-shot to satisfy your RoLu needs.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] - Complete
there's a medicine for that by cyndaquils reviews
AU. "All I'm saying is that Sting shouldn't be allowed to have ideas anymore." — multi-chapter Team Sabertooth nonsense
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sting E., Rogue C., Yukino A., Minerva O.
just another one gone by thefourteenthdarkone reviews
Fairy Tail was a wonderful place, but Wendy knew it wouldn't last, just like all the other times.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24 - Carla, Wendy M. - Complete
Fairy Tail Chapter 416 by BlackLynx17 reviews
Based of chapter 416, the best chapter ever. One-shot. I was so excited to learn about Doranbolt and could not stop the gears in my head from coming up with a story for him and Wendy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22 - Wendy M., Mest G./Doranbolt - Complete
A Daddy Complex by LittlePrincessNana reviews
Lucy has an issue. She likes older men, they fill the void left by her own father. What happens when she starts crushing on a certain Crash mage in the guild? Will she have the guts to admit it? A smutty LuDarts One Shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/11 - Lucy H., Gildarts C. - Complete
To Start Over by Bloody Amethyst reviews
Lucy and Gajeel find themselves in the same boat so to speak. They start going on missions together and partner up. will there be only a deep friendship? Or will love blossom?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Juvia's Sadistic Side by Thunder Explosion reviews
Laxus is an arrogant and just flat out mean drunk, and to the guild's shock, a pissed off Juvia is the only one who knows how to put him in his place. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8 - Gajeel R., Juvia L., Natsu D., Laxus D.
The Chains We Forge in Life by Ryl reviews
In which Hermione and a few Slytherins would rather take a pass on the past, thank you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Unexpected Love by Urushiana reviews
Lucy's telling her daughter how she met her husband. Who is her husband and how did they meet? And how's Mira the match-maker involved in all this? Colu. (sorry if it's to short, i came up with another idea for a fanfiction when i was writing this)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik, Midnight/Macbeth
To End an Era by Of Healing Love reviews
"You've never seen her smile, have you? It's the most beautiful thing in the world." Crying, Lucy met Natsu's gaze. "It's hard not to fall in love with that smile. How can you claim she is yours when she's never smiled for you?" Rage emanated from the king. "You will hold your tongue," Rogue spat angrily. "When she is my queen, she will smile."
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Rogue C. - Complete
Never the Same by legendofpanties reviews
Lucy witnessed Gray's terrible past, and ever since then she felt like there is something more to their friendship. But problems always arise, and two new members have joined Fairy Tail. Juvia, a woman Lucy does not know how to feel about; afterall she is stealing all of Gray's attention, and Gajeel, a man who viciously beat her, and now wants forgiveness. Love Triangle/Lemons
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Lucy H., Gray F., Gajeel R. - Complete
I Don't Dance by leoslady4ever reviews
You've got me in the palm of your hand, girl...cause I don't dance.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.] - Complete
Forbidden, Isolation by TheEternalDynasty reviews
Fate, time and ... love. The future once again met the present since the chaos. Feelings have been jailed in the chambers of their heart since the past, hidden for a very long time. Could they pour them out? Would they continue to pursue the plot and remain the word, "forbidden"?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Lucy H., Rogue C.
Love? by HellsBloodyAngel reviews
It was something that he never thought was possible. Until he met her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Lucy H., Rogue C.
The Opposite of Fire by LoquaciousStar reviews
Everyone in the guild assumed that one day, Natsu and Lucy would get together. However, things never go as planned.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Platinum Hearts by E-Loveless reviews
It was Valentine's Day, and Lucy was finally going to tell Gajeel that she was in love with him…if only she could stop feeling as queasy as Natsu trapped on a train. ONESHOT: romance, comedy, awkward young love, bad language, and lots of fluff!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Lucy H., Gajeel R.] - Complete
Draco, Fafnir and the Annoying Girl by River in Egypt reviews
As if life isn't bothersome enough, Draco needs to deal with weirdos everywhere. Thank Merlin, he has a faithful friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
RoLu week by XxKalypsoxX reviews
Hi guys it's RoLu Week! November 3rd - November 9th! Prompts are: 1. Meeting 2. Frosch 3. Date 4. Acceptance 5. Genderbend 6. Yearning 7. Future
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] - Complete
Not Evil Just Un-Loved by WreckedProgress reviews
Lucy leaves the guild to train in the Spirit World and comes back 9 months later only to find Magnolia and all it's people gone and in Edolas. Thinking her Nakama are dead she moves to a town and is discovered by a leader of a dark guild. She joins and quickly grows to love her new comrades. But what happens when Fairy Tail returns? Rated T Rating may change.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
A bit of a Sunshine by lucyglitter11 reviews
Loke is tired of being in the lime light. He despises his life and drifts between his 'duty' and true happiness until he finds a ray of sunshine...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
One of the Family by Articallie reviews
Lucy is tasked with integrating a former prisoner into society. A whole year of living with and being responsible for him. Will she be successful, or will a dark guild convert Cobra to his former ways? Short summary I know, but if I tell you more, then what's the point in reading the story?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
I know by Ready To Flyxxx reviews
"I love him." He flinched. She must have, but just once he wished she would forget about Ash, just for one night. Gary pays a visit to a certain redhead. Pokeshipping and Egoshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi
Mending whats broken by Ready To Flyxxx reviews
His boxes and belongings sit in the door way untouched, and his ashes sit on the shelf of the fireplace. Sometimes he sees her looking at them, as if his ghost is there, staring right back at her. Egoshipping, and pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Lighting The Shadows by Thunder Explosion reviews
After finding out just how evil his future self was, Rogue felt the need to apologize to one person in particular. Quick one-shot I wrote for RoLu week before work.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
Little Drop of Poison by rebma726 reviews
Cobra joins Fairy Tail, the twist is that Mira now has a partner to help set up her favorite couple. What type of shenanigans will the matchmaking duo get the guild into? Loads of awkwardness and hilarity. M for adult themes and to be safe
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] Mirajane S., Cobra/Erik
Lightening to The Heart by Ione-Sama reviews
Lucy's been different; Withdrawn and depressed. Is there anyone who will notice? There is one Dragon Slayer but he's the last one she ever expected and their unexpected connection will unleash something much more powerful than either one of them-like a bolt of lightening aiming straight for the heart. One -shot. T for Limey fluff! This is for 2unknown guest reviewers, xoxo & enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Professor Erza's Mandatory Sex-Ed Class by The Evil Stick reviews
Blue Pegasus is suffering from another deadly outbreak of a medicine-resistant super STD. Fed up with their philanderous ways, Erza takes it upon herself to educate the guild about the importance of safe sex. Rated M for Violence and Adult Topics.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Laxus D., Ichiya
New Life by ErzaDreyar reviews
A one-shot dedicated to anyone who has ever been afraid of starting a new chapter in their life.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Natsu D. - Complete
Labor Day Surprise by The Evil Stick reviews
Minerva goes into labor and travels to Fairy Tail to deliver the baby. The men of Sabertooth ponder over who is (or rather, who isn't) the father and chaos erupts. One-shot LYAO short. [Surprise pairing]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Porlyusica, Sting E., Rogue C., Minerva O. - Complete
Black Flames and Blank Mind by TheOneTheOnlyGajeelRedfox reviews
Zancrow isn't dead. Kind of. Suddenly waking on Tenrou island after seven empty years, he finds that he has to learn how to live life without his guild, and without his humanity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,335 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Zancrow
Shadow's Heart by Amaya Sakuragi reviews
It took a little while for Rogue to fall in love with someone again. But it won't be easy this time
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Rogue C., Lucy H.]
after the sunshine of my life betrayed me by suitablyskippy reviews
"Well, " says Suigetsu, as though, between the two of them, it is he who speaks as the voice of pragmatic, level-headed reason, "you're locked up, so I'm probably safe if you freak out. And talking to you can't be worse than three years in a tank, is basically how I'm looking at this." (Or: Team Taka kill time in jail, and life gets duller by the day.) [Gen, one-shot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Sakura H., Juugo, Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Blossom by Amaya Sakuragi reviews
Feeling heartbroken of seeing Wendy's new boyfriend, Romeo, he's been sucked into Anima and ended up to Edolas World. Will he be able to find a new love in this world? Doranbolt x Edo!Wendy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Mest G./Doranbolt, Edo Wendy] Wendy M.
Gods, Dragons, and Stars by ErzaDreyar reviews
Lucy finds herself in a battle between a Dragon Slayer and a God Slayer. Lucy has to go on a mission with Sabertooth's Orga Nanagear. How will Lucy's team and Fairy Tail's own Lightning Slayer handle this? Love Triangle: LaLu and OrLu!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,494 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Orga N.
A Broken Friendship by Millenium Ring reviews
Sequel to "The Scorpion's and The Flower's Freedom". Sasori and Deidara have their mission set. Sakura has her own. Will a change of heart be enough to keep the budding relationship that she has with the puppet master? Sasori x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,146 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The medic and the strange blob by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Sakura Haruno wasn't expecting much from her mission, it was routine-the norm. And it had been, right up until she'd stepped in…it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
For the love of mist nin by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(Crack Multi-Saku! Slightly AU) When Tsunade and Mei's private war gets out of hand, poor Sakura suddenly finds herself smack dab in the middle of it and unable to do anything but play along. (Saku/Kisa-Zabu-Cho-Sui-Ao)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H., Zabuza M., Suigetsu H., Chōjūrō - Complete
The Conversation by Beautifully Natural reviews
On the second to last day of the GMG's, Lucy Heartfilia of Fairy Tail is sitting outside on a park bench alone. A man sits down on the bench also, but is foreign and vague to Lucy. That man is Future Rogue Cheney. The two submerge into a conversation, and soon enough, they both fall in love with each other at first sight. This was The Conversation. - *One-Shot* - *RoLu/RogueXLucy*
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] - Complete
Idiot Guy's Guide to a Woman's Heart by withallheartandsoul reviews
Need help charming the girl of your dreams? Feel like you've got no chance in getting her attention? Having a hard time expressing your emotions? Well,your prayers have been answered! Presenting the "Idiot Guy's Guide to a Woman's Heart" by Jiraiya-sama. Even the most cold-blooded of assassins can become one of the hottest lady killers in town!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai, Tsunade S. - Complete
Drabble: Riverbank by deykamol reviews
au. drabble prompt was "Sai Sakura on the bank of a river".
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Cherry Picking by Alis Volat Propris reviews
It started with wanting to avenge Sasuke's death. From there, it turned into something else entirely. A forbidden truce between the two former enemies will lead Sakura down a path she didn't want to take. But if Itachi is innocent, then who murdered Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,176 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Past of an Enemy by Eagleblade reviews
A feud with Natsu, a library, and a mysterious book - add those together, multiply by Lucy, and what do you get? A certain celestial mage in the past of the twin dragon slayers, that's what. She's here now, so she might as well make use of it - maybe, just maybe, there's more to the cocky blonde and emotionless raven than meets the eye. Major hiatus
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Lucy H., Sting E., Rogue C.]
The Kindest Shadow, The Nicest Blonde by DarkHellia77 reviews
After accidentally getting a grand prize in the mail, Lucy takes the train to Katsura Town for some leisure and enjoyment. However, not all is well. She gets accused of being one of the Seven Sinners by a resident mage, only to be saved by Rogue from Sabertooth. They become friends, but Fairy Tail dislikes Sabertooth enough to shun Lucy. Will she ever be happy? Read & review. :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Lucy H., Rogue C.
Lost by Rosella6199 reviews
Broken over and over again, left with only scars on his body, will he ever find love? He never hoped again, love didn't exist and emotions will only hurt him. That was what he believed. But one day, he stumbles upon a blonde beauty on his ship back to Magnolia. She was the only one to make him smile in a long time. Will this be the start of a new love? (NO SEXUAL CONTENT INSIDE)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Rogue C., Lucy H.] - Complete
Our Older Brother and the Delinquent Lady by Alternative Angel reviews
There are three things you need to know about the Ayabe family. The first is this: Ayabe Reito is the only one with any sense of privacy. [or: misunderstandings are a key part of Oresama Teacher, and I relied on that to make up for my utter lack of ideas.]
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Complete
Particular by 0Shadow Panther0 reviews
Honestly, Fairy Tail was full of amazing wizards with larger than life personalities, but she... She was different, and he knew that since the moment he saw her. Gift fic for WishToBeWizard.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Lucy H., Lahar - Complete
Damned Hope by Rosella6199 reviews
You know how it feels when you lose all hope, but then something happens and you start to see light again? That's what I call a happy ending, but for some reason, I rarely ever get them. I just see the light but when I start to chase it, it just fades away. And then I suddenly feel empty again. StiCy Drabble! (Or StiLu whatever you want to call it.) XD Enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Lucy H., Sting E. - Complete
Yggdrasil by Wolfic reviews
Its branches extend to the Heavens. Its roots within the land. Its bark can quell any raging flame. Its very existence is that of the new world of Erion. [Mercedes X Ingway]
Odin Sphere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Mercedes, Ingway - Complete
Sasuke Needs A Wife AKA Sasuke's 'Genius' Bad Idea by reader713 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha in search of a wife. Luckily his old fangirls Ino, Karin and Sakura are in town. Unluckily for Sasuke he is unaware of the fact that: "people move on". Such as his fangirls (who have boyfriends). No one is happy to see him, especially when he chooses to hit on girls who are in relationships. Good luck in finding a wife Sasuke! You'll need it! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Ten, Team Hawk - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,380 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
A Wooden Heart by HawkofNavarre reviews
A story of a love that was never meant to be. Max x Broom Brax
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [Max A., Broom] - Complete
Someone New by DarkennedFlower reviews
Deciding she was sick of being weak, Hinata takes up an offer to go and train in Suna under Temari. However, before she leaves she finds herself completely heartbroken. However, as time passes, she begins to learn more about Suna, and her growing love for it. And her own feelings towards someone new. [Going to go under severe construction]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,912 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
It Was You by NightFury812 reviews
Sasori is revived by Lady Chiyo, and gets a second chance at being human, but he ends up as Sakura's captive. However when a simple mission turns out to be the longest mission Sakura's ever had, what will happen along the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,645 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Labyrinth by Uchiha Evangeline reviews
Lucy is lost in a maze and needs a way out. Along with Rogue and his exceed. .:OneShot:.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast? You SO Screwed It Up by hereandgone reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted Uchiha who pissed off a blonde Jinchuriki. He was cursed to live the rest of his life with a fugly orange mask on his face, unless he found a girl to fall in love with him. He had until a ramen cup expired...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Raining Lullaby by Rosella6199 reviews
A little song fic, Sticy! Lucy found Sting drowning in the river, during his stay in Lucy's house, it started to rain. Thunder and Lightning was Lucy's biggest fear... And the only person to help her is... Sting.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E. - Complete
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Ichimaru Gin's Diary by Amaterasu Ai reviews
This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 117,519 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Bestiality by Flamist.Rika reviews
Meet Sasori, a demon who hoards pretty things- and meet Sakura, a pretty thing. Unfortunately, Sasori is a cursed demon. By day, he's a scorpion- but by night he's in a human-like form- and plans on keeping Sakura around. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,027 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Hermione Granger, the Slytherin by Lizard23 reviews
Hermione, as a first year, is sorted into Slytherin. With both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fighting for her friendship, along with the ever protectiveness of her Head of House, Severus Snape, her career at Hogwarts is bound to be anything but dull. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,588 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Successor to the Weasley Twins has been found by reader713 reviews
Fred and George have found the perfect successor. Okay, so he's blond and doesn't speak English, but he's a master prankster. Let's hope Mrs Weasley doesn't find out the twins have participated in kidnapping. And who's the red-haired kid? Is he a Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accidentally by Miki Boy reviews
AU / The first time they met, he pinned her to the ground and ended up straddling her - accidentally of course... And from there, started what could only be a beautiful relationship with no flaws what so ever… Not.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Wendy M., Mystogan/Edo Jellal - Complete
I won't say I'm in love by Chrys Stone reviews
Songfic! The girls try to convince Lucy that she's in love!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Dragonfly's Secret by Cassian Green reviews
Little Sakura didn't mind keeping a secret and neither did the dragonfly who saw Shisui that day. Non-mass, fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shisui U., Sakura H.
My Tactless Sweetheart by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
CH 8. - Sai could only watch with mild disgust, as Sakura ate her strawberry ice cream with peanut butter, gummy worms, and pineapples with marshmallows on top.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Time for A Promise by Tsukishou reviews
SPOILER She returned her true name to heavens, and her life returned to the land. He met his end, heaved with sins, and compensate in the shadow of Netherworld. The land revived, continue to prosper without both. And yet, a single promise remains.
Odin Sphere - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009
To Keep A Promise by Orion Winter reviews
So I gotten past what happened to Ralph...now check out the aftermath...for everybody!
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Mary S., Marshall M.
Unintentional by Wings of Dawn reviews
Ahiru never meant to fall in love with Fakir, no no no. Fakiru drabble.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Nowhere by XxAngry-Evil-PoptartsxX reviews
She thought she could reach them. Dark-Fic Drabble
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Back by RoyStealer reviews
One-Shot: A short view into what would happen if Orihime brought Ulquiorra back after his fight with Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato, Konan
I Will Break You! by kisukebenihime reviews
MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn’t want one. Sakura’s ‘no-nonsense’ attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Good Nights and Good Mornings by jekkah reviews
WARNING: Slight spoilers for 4.01. Just a Mary/Marshall one-shot fluff piece. Mary and Marshall's relationship changes after they begin to platonically share a bed.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Marshall M., Mary S.] - Complete
Something Strange by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Hayasaka was quite oblivious most of the time, even he knew that, but he couldn't shake the feeling that there was something strange going on with Natsuo, the current banchou, and Okegawa, the former banchou. contains spoilers for volume 9.
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hayasaka, Mafuyu - Complete
Shoes and Coffee by M14Mouse reviews
Harry didn't plan to think about shoes first thing in the morning. Hell, the only thing that she wanted was a cup of coffee.
Harry's Law - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harriet K., Jenna B. - Complete
Home by DC-BA reviews
Home. She was home... NnoiNell, post-Nnoitra's death
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
The Therapist by Nocturne Weaver reviews
Hyuga Hinata is a poor girl turned somewhat popular due to her talent for massage. Her elevating success at her new job in a high-class bathhouse attracts Sabaku No Gaara. Her special service attracts even more unwanted attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,437 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Nothing But A Puppet by ThisOneWrites reviews
Sakura and Chiyo defeat Sasori, but he's not dead. He has a choice, live or die. He wants to die, to be with his parents... like that's going to happen. You can't always have what you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
Maka's New Roommate by Z-Raid reviews
Life is always hard when getting a new roommate. It's especially hard when said roommate is a very perverted Kishin. How will Maka cope with living with such a roommate? Crack pairing! AsuraXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Asura, Maka A. - Complete
Contradiction by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Ulquiorra's P.O.V. - He spent so much time questioning her actions that he almost forgot to question his own.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Opinion by VickyVicarious reviews
Gemini knows what's up. Gray/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Once Upon a Time is the Beginning of Every Story by ShirouHokuto reviews
How do a duck and a boy find a happy ending? Fakir/Ahiru, Rue/Mytho in the background.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Ahiru, Fakir] - Complete
Right Words for a Happy Ending by Mew Universe reviews
Fakir's frustration grows as he searches for the words to make Ahiru a girl, but the little duck herself borrows his pen to tell him the words crossing her mind. Oneshot, written for a Secret Santa exchange for the dA user darkbutterfly137.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Keeping a Promise by Koucha reviews
He made a promise to himself, a promise to ruin the Albarn childs life, and to make her become the most hated person in Shibusen. But what if being too close to her becomes too addicting? He has to keep his promise.He only had one thing to live on, right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Asura, Maka A.
Just a Duck by nicnac918 reviews
Duck didn't understand what it meant to return to her true self, and Fakir didn't tell her. He wanted her to be happy.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Low Key by Gemagi-chan reviews
She was gone. So were the banners. Disclaimed
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Mafuyu, Kangawa - Complete
Chronicles of a Catboy by Kemious reviews
Bet you can't believe its still alive. After over a year here comes chapter three.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Nanao I.
Me and My Cat by ice queen reviews
Chapter 16: Speak Gajeel-ese. Gajeel and Levy run into Lily and Charle on the island after beating Grimoire Heart. Levy doesn't speak Gajeel-ese.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,504 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Gajeel R., Pantherlily
Driftwood by coztic reviews
With the hospital in need of foreign medical supplies and along with nothing else better to do, Sakura and Naruto are sent to Kumogakure to acquire the items. Naruto, oblivious to mission, is out and about sampling ramen stalls. Sakura, on the other hand, drifts into a shop that doesn't seem to have a closing time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Ancestors of All Humanity by Wolfic reviews
Five tools of Armagedoon, sought to end the world. Five warriors of Psypers, sought to save the land. Six individuals live in a land that is not a land. Three couples shall be wedded, the future lies with them. Title may change at anytime.
Odin Sphere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008
Dear Writers, by LoVe-WiLl-fInD-a-WaY reviews
One day all of the Naruto Characters discover FanFiction. Then they decide to write a letter to those writers about their feelings on the stories they read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Old Dogs, New Tricks by yuugiri reviews
After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,890 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Opposites by Z-Raid reviews
He was the insane demon god of madness. She was a small girl of courage. He shouldn't be interested in her, but he was. And that's when it all spiraled down hill. Crack pairing! AsuraXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Asura, Maka A.
Fish Out of Water by TheFisherKitty reviews
High school Marshall is forced to move thanks to the demands of his father's job. And where does this change land him for his senior year? New Jersey, of course. A what-if story. M&M friendship and more? Now rated M.
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S.
B & Y moments by AruaBullet reviews
some one shots feturing Yachiru and Byakuya, mostly humor some serious. Hopefully there are little to no typos as I had a friend look these over.updated to M for a single bad word just to be safe you know
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K.
There's A Light That Never Goes Out by MadHatter235 reviews
Five years after the end of their adventures, Lightning and the others come together to celebrate the Bodhum's fireworks festival. Feelings are revealed, but is it too late? HopeXLight
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lightning, Hope
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
A Story for Myself by Grace Grants reviews
Gaara thinks a lot in his free time. He has friends and he goes to high school, just like every other kid. But what will happen when Gaara finds out a dark secret from his past? Will Sakura still keep falling for him, or will he end up all alone? Gaa/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
First Encounter by Tania Helene reviews
Sakura skipped a class in school... She rounds up watching a strange blue man fight and they meet... Crappy summary, seriuosly... KisaSaku, AU...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Ureshii Kekka to Akarui Mirai by Thirrin73 reviews
The grand essential of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Something to do? Live again. Something to hope for? A bright future. Something to love? Now, I wonder who that could be. /SasoriSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Chibi Zarame by ViTaL-4-SRvIIvAL reviews
I blew off important homework for this, worked on it all of fifteen minutes from 1:47 to 2:something, so somebody better f-ing read it. Zarame, the shinigami's pov. Kind of random. Hint of MichiruXZarame. has some... mild language, mentions of nudity, etc
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Grim Reaper
100 Bleach Drabbles by Kaychan87 reviews
A series of short Bleach tales centered around various pairs in the Bleach-verse, both canon and crack. Edited to fix some typos and corrected name spellings to reflect official spellings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 50,244 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Dr. Dread reviews
This was oh, so wrong but it felt so right. She didn't want to let him go but it could never truly be. Yet, couldn't she hope for it to be as such?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sakura by Itachilova101 reviews
How was it possible for me to die and yet still be alive? Why was I in Konoha, but the village was now called Tokyo and why did Sasuke seem so happy? And who was that pink haired angel on his arm? Was any of this real? ItaSakuSasu Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things aren't always what they Seem by Dr. Dread reviews
"Come with me, woman."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Espirito a la Fuga by Psy t r a n c e reviews
Trapped and alone in Hueco Mundo, Orihime wrestles with the blooming fact that Ichigo might be not coming to rescue her. Trust no one, protect yourself, but can she ultimately turn her back on a certain melancholic Espada? UlquiorraxOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,943 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Waking up at Septembers End by PiperDreamer reviews
16 year-old Kisame began to wonder if saving that pink-haired girl on a whim was the greatest or dumbest thing he had ever done. One thing for sure, he was going to get her back for breaking his arm. ADOPTED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Unfaithful by Dr. Dread reviews
Here she was once again, with him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
At My Back by hime's-unmentionables reviews
Memories. Tired, sad memories, kept locked away tonight by that stoic facade and a veritable mountain of work. Of course, nobody really paid enough attention to notice anyway. Well...nobody, except for her.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/18/2010 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Broken by Dr. Dread reviews
"Are you afraid, girl?" "I'm not afraid." He reached out to her, not really knowing the reason why.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Caring by Angelv98 reviews
When you have no experience whatsoever in comforting someone, what do you do when you're thrust into a situation where comfort is needed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kitten Sushi by Temeraria reviews
Sakura is given the most dreadful mission she could ever think of. She really wanted to go to that hot spring, but instead, she gets lost. What a drag. Rated T, though, contains strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Comparatively at Home in Prison by soner reviews
Grimmjow, Nel and Ulquiorra must attend high school. But not to worry, several of the shinigami will be joining them. Oh, and somehow Isshin occasionally finds his way in as well. Pairings: Ulquihime, plus other assorted crack-inspired couples.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Twisted by Dr. Dread reviews
A/N: Charas might be a little OOC. :/
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sanctuary by Snackssketch reviews
She was very interesting. He wanted to know more about her. He is the leader of her destroyed, now rebuilding, village. Will she ever get to know him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Art by Ulquiarra reviews
Tatsuki's POV When Hime comes back from the Winter War, she isn't the same. She's figuratively haunted by a dead Espada. When it gets too bad, Tatsuki finally reveals to everyone else Orihime's despair, starting events that will change everyone's views.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Children Have Nightmares by Thorn In Your Side reviews
And what do you suppose high and untouchable Hitsugaya Toshiro was?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Day At The Spa by swirlheart reviews
Rangiku, deciding that her captain could use one day off in his life, takes him to a spa with her. Less than pleased about the idea, Hitsugaya fights her on just about everything. Everything is just too girly for him! Poor guy… Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Call Upon My Name by Ferisae reviews
Lightning gets a rather unwanted visit of a memory she thought long forgotten as she watches a sleeping Hope mumble about his deceased mother in his sleep. Lightning? A Mom? Not by a longshot... or is it? Light Hope oneshot.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Drops of Jupiter by Fourth Horse reviews
Hope hits adulthood and Lightning lets him move in with her so he can attend university in Bodhum. A kid now turned man, the lines of friendship begin to blur in ways she's not sure she's comfortable with. "You're mine. Get used to it." Lightning/Hope.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Lightning, Hope
The Nurse Who Loves Me by kisukebenihime reviews
AU. *MadaSaku* It was a simple question: “Daddy, how did you meet mommy?” One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Doubts by Ruine reviews
Lightning has some lingering doubts about her younger sister's upcoming wedding. Serah straightens her out. Mild Angst, and Mild Fluff. Snow x Serah. Brief mention of possible Future Lightning x Hope. Full Details inside.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Lightning, Serah F. - Complete
Birthday Wish by PoliceCommander reviews
When Hope turns eighteen, he has just one thing to say to Lightning, but he's finding it hard to get her alone. Hope x Light One-shot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
So Is She Seeing Anybody? by nemain13 reviews
A fleeting one-shot looking inside Marshall's head as he has to hear this question over and over again. What is he thinking? Spoilers for stuff through "Whistle Stop."
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
2000 Words: Suigetsu and Karin by existence555 reviews
Just what it sounds like. 20 drabbles, 100 words each, SuiKa. Because we need more of it. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Beauty And The BeastFF13 Style by Kai Yukimura reviews
Once upon a time, there was a beast who lived in a castle. Cursed and having no hope in breaking it. Waiting for her death silently. What happens when a young boy stumbles in her life? Full summary inside XD
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Lost Night by applesaucex reviews
Quick little one-shot of Lightning and Hope one night in the Gapra Whitewood. May contain slight fluff.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Sick days by i Mel-chan i reviews
Matsumoto gets sick. Complete fluff
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight on the Water by akatsukir00lz reviews
After their fight with Killer Bee, the Taka decide it's time they get a Medical Ninja in their platoon; More specifically Sakura. What will happen when Sakura takes an interest in someone other than Sasuke? Suigetsu x Sakura. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
A Bird's Eye View by Yamadori reviews
Chocobo’s perspective on the events at the end of Chapter 8. Oneshot. Spoilers.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Overprotective vicecaptain by i Mel-chan i reviews
Matsumoto is quite protective over her captain.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sugar Crash by Laurie Bunter reviews
A bribe, a waiver, and a sack full of candy. Yachiru's going to wreck more havoc than a filler arc villain. It's all going to end in tears.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The nefarious plans of Kusajishi Yachiru by Tinni reviews
When Yachiru plans, its most definitely a plot involving Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Her Secret Hell by Nami-Lass reviews
Moving to a new school with her abusive 'father', owner of most of the brothels in Shippuuden! She questions the social groupings at her school while her own problems steadily worsen. Help comes from unexpected places when she becomes part of a 'league'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,711 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
May Break My Bones by Lilac Rain reviews
Sakura moved to Konoha when she was ten. By accident, she discovers a worn building, whom a boy named Kimimaro is trapped in. Her visits may just break his delicate bones...or his heart rather...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Payback! by iOverDrive reviews
This is what happens when Sasuke decides to do something really stupid. Sakura discovers something called revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
A Thousand Miles by snappleducated reviews
In which Larsa Solidor conducts himself with great dignity and poise. — LarsaPenelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Larsa, Penelo - Complete
The Sorceress’s Blunder by Essence of Soup reviews
Sakura grandmother, a sorceress who, after a misunderstanding, makes her granddaughter a much desired one… by any male OLDER then her!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H.
Touch by Gemagi-chan reviews
When she was gone, he realised too late...
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Mafuyu, Maizono - Complete
Of Flowers that Weep by Still-Birth reviews
Because a forced marriage is always harder when you've already known each other. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Chiaroscuro by rii no ame reviews
Orihime takes a deliberate step to blur the contrasts between light and darkness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Did you miss me? by Jessica'sStarSong reviews
Sakura moved to Suna when she was five. She did what no one else would and befriended a lonely Gaara. Her parents,afraid of Gaara's demon, took Sakura from Suna to Konoha. Due to a concussion Sakura forgets her memories of Gaara. He does not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
I Rather Be A Fool For Life by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Drabble series, rated T for violence. Probably no lemons. Includes rare specimens like MadaSaku. Latest Update: Red Revenge slight SasoSaku, SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Real Tobi by Golden Arms reviews
Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Konan - Complete
Welkin by Nymbis reviews
Star Wars AU. Jedi Knight Sai faces death when the friendship of a pink haired bounty hunter lands him in the middle of a conspiracy involving ex Republic soldier Uchiha Sasuke. SaiSaku, full cast and side pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sai, Sakura H.
For Now by with eyes looking up reviews
It hurts to even be around them. Around her. SasuSakuSai, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
To See a True Smile by Gaaraslover30240 reviews
SAKURAxSAI-- All Sakura knew was that she would give anything to see Sai truly smile. But what would it cost? Her breath, her life?---Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sai
Secret Love by Akatsuki-loves-Sephie reviews
I'm new to this site. So please be kind and review. I'd love to have suggestions. This is a Jasper Hale/Cullen story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jasper
Shadows by Yuki Kaminari reviews
Sakura finds herself out of Konoha. She knows that she may never return to see her friends again. Then, she meets Akasuna no Sasori, who may just be the one to save her from her past, and help her forget. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Verisimilitude by blackberries reviews
In an attempt to renew his powers, Uchiha Madara lost everything. When Sakura learned of his secret, she tried to get the bare truth. However, even a man who has lost everything won't be willing to share every detail. Major spoilers up to chapter 448.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Perspective by krizzlybear reviews
You can never really know a person until you've walked a mile in his shoes. In Ino's case, she didn't just walk in his shoes. She walked with his insects as well. Ino Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,978 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Ino Y., Shino A.
Beyond the Possible by Kujira reviews
Sakura finds herself in the charge of an unexpected rescuer! My first fanfic, actually my first canon fanfic. Please comment! Rating T, for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Comfort In Surreality by Mellow Penelo reviews
After a series of chance encounters, and one of Kisame’s more capricious decisions, a pink haired girl has become Akatsuki's newest tool. What? He’s the one that has to deal with her? Damn it, he really should have paid more attention in that meeting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Reunion by The Red Beret reviews
It was all her fault. His cold, wooden frame hadn't been cold to him, for coldness itself never used to feel like anything. Pain never even seemed possible, and in his puppet body he could at least allow himself to feel somewhat immortal. Until now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
All I Need is You by AnimeAngel126 reviews
Sakura and Ino are both in it to get with two bestfriends, Sasori and Deidara, because they are the top five guys that every girl wants. Along the way, for Sakura this little game changes into something more than she can handle. Somethings never go away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,843 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Waiting by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Becasue she is so tired of being empty and he doesn't quite know how to accept help from others. It may not be paradise, but it was still more then either could ever dare to hope for. SuiSaku Dedicated to Memories Faded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Nuclear Euphemisms by Schyzotypal X reviews
Gazille scowls as his view of the sweet little book worm is blocked by EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GUILD, once again getting themselves in what looks to be a right merry clusterfuck of DOOM-slight GazilleLevi-oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Child Rearing 101 by Rachel Noelle reviews
Matsumoto decides she wants children - with Hitsugaya. But what happens when their friends decide to let them have some "practice" in raising children? HitsuMatsu, IchiRuki, UkiSoi, and ZarakiUno, among others. Last chapters up! Epilogue Up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,803 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Light's Forgotten Child by A Penned Desire reviews
He was considered to be a fearless and hostile person.He thought he had nothing to lose when he seeked revenge on those who had wronged.However,after she came into his life and touched him in a way no one could, he was slowly changing his mindset...
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 69,272 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Kurapika K. - Complete
Resurrection by Gen Jem reviews
The Akatsuki has used the Summoning: Impure World Resurrection jutsu to bring back their dead members. Sakura and Naruto end up being captured. Will they get the Kyuubi? Will one member want to get Sakura? M for future violence.. and smut..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,111 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Know Your Stars Bleach Style by cryozenthia reviews
Time to torture the Bleach characters. Rated T for Language and content. Warning: Extreme hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk. UPDATE: Isane
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007
Beautiful Dreamer by 30kchekov reviews
An ordinary day in the Eleventh Division. Yachiru falls asleep and has a dream. Ch. 2: It's Yumichika's turn now. Ch. 3: Ikkaku also falls victim to a dream. Ch. 4: Yachiru has a real nightmare. Ch. 5: A certain taichou's birthdays.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
A Broken Silence by Reverberating Winds reviews
Orihime feels forlorn and lifeless, drained. Ulquiorra wants to find out what's making her so sad. He gets under her skin and attempts to make her feel better. Will something else happen? UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,875 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Between Friends by ronny-of-yore reviews
Odd moments between an older Sakura and Sai that may lead to something neither one had ever envisioned for themselves. Can the transition between hate to friendship ultimately lead to love? Anything’s possible in the world of shinobi. Sai/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,439 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Against All Odds by koobabear reviews
On a misadventure, Sakura finds herself with the most unlikely of companions. AU, set before Shippuden. Sasori x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,903 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Be My Nakama by ArchangelKo reviews
Hostility between Shadow Gear's boys and Gazille continues. Though, Levi sees something else in the ex-Phantom Lord member. It may take all her willpower to adjust Gazille to the guild of Fairy Tail, but it is an endeavor she is willing to pursue. Why?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
Sin From Angel Lips by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
How many times could a human be damned before their sins seemed like blessings? This girl and her damn mouth, were starting to really piss him off...Hidan and Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya
Breakaway by onyx-dreams reviews
Unappreciated and overlooked, Sakura leaves Konoha and discovers that a bedtime story, is not just a story. She discovers her inherited blood limit and must rise to face new challenges. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,815 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Water by Don't Use Anymore reviews
Somedays, you just want to kill everyone. For Tayuya, this is one of those days. Oneshot, rated for Tayuya's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Suigetsu H., Tayuya - Complete
A first kiss like Mine? YOU WISH! by shika'sgurl22 reviews
A collection of short drabbles. What would Sakura's first kiss be like with each sexy guy from the Naruto world? Who knows, but we are about to find out! Read to see if your favorite guy will be added! Click the title and see who she kisses! Sakuxmultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Life is never that simple by Meanna NeKo reviews
What if one simple change,changes the fate of an entire village. But in the end life is never that simple. AU, non-mass, All chapters REVISED, the Chunin's began, so has the insanity, R&R for the next chapters! The real Chapter 19 is up and revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,033 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Haunted Palace by dreamoperator23 reviews
Old Ulquihime one-shot that I never uploaded...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Cherry Blossom Moon: Fiery Passion by Sakura-cherryblossom16 reviews
In a medieval world full of knights, witches, mermaids, and....Naruto characters? A young princess named Sakura must embark on a journey with Akatsuki members to obtain the 9 demon crystals. Main Paring:ItaSaku Other:NaruHina. Time-Travel and Medieval fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,099 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fire and Ice by MatsuMama reviews
Sequel to Blood and Ashes, continuing HitsuMatsu. Set in the future as established in BaA. Fluff! Drama! Mystery! More fluff! Rating for language and dark angstiness with the occasional lemon. See Author's Profile for UPDATES, etc. FINALE IS UP!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,526 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Criminal Minds by Clyde-chan reviews
MINOR HIATUS! Sakura isn't a criminal or a troublemaker. So then, why is she with the Akatsuki, pulling pranks and getting into more trouble than she ever bargained for? She was, after all, a hardworking high school student. Right? /HS fic//ItachixSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Hands Of Time Run Backward by Natsu-sama reviews
When Gray joins the team of Natsu, Lucy, and Happy will he be able to generate a spark of love interest with Lucy,or will his constant fighting with Natsu be a complete turnoff for Lucy? Read their may adventures, trouble making, and mishaps to find out!:
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2008
Broken Confession by Lolita Anomynous reviews
on the night of the scarlet moon, she went to confess but found something shocking.Will heartbroken Hinata find love just around the corner? Originally by Eerie night fall. Continued by me. I start on chapter 8: gaara/hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Utter and Ultimate Passion of a Bajillion Suns by krizzlybear reviews
oneshot of total crack. They both wore glasses, so that seemed be enough of a reason to make out with each other. That, and they were both totally hot for each other. Dedicated to Shino and Karin fans EVERYWHERE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Shino A., Karin U. - Complete
The Colour Of Red by SmexySmone reviews
Broken, Beaten and Bruised. How will Sakura make it through this one? Pairings: Well, you'll just have to read it to find out......
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Demon never gets the princess by spswnaruhina reviews
my first fic hope it's at least ok, it's just a simple parody of a princess fairytail, you can probably guess the pairing from the title.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Black Cats by LilMissLazy reviews
Hinata discovers that she doesn't belong with the rest of the village and escapes from her prison that is the Huuga. Being a black cat, she goes to find those more like herself. Will she find someone who will love her for who she is? PeinHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein
More Than He Can Bear by Meiroh reviews
Byakuya is angry. Truly, deeply, awfully pissed. Because this shouldn't be. How could it be? He must have dreamed it. Yes, his worst nightmare in the last half a century. It didn't really happen. Did it? Well, anyway, he's pissed. Stay away.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K.
Beautiful Boy by Don't Use Anymore reviews
Kimimaro had presented a long lost hope to Juugo. The hope for sanity. shounen-ai, oneshot, KimiJuu, title change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Juugo, Kimimaro - Complete
The art of pain by Jaur reviews
AU After the academy exams the fight with Mizuki was interrupted. The result forced earlier decisions to be reconsidered and Naruto finds himself with a quite different sensei. Will his team survive the genin exam and walk the road that is chosen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 167 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ibiki M., Naruto U.
Second Time Around by Sandylee007 reviews
COMPLETE! Itachi’s death costs Sasuke his life. But… What happens when he gets one more year to set things right? Will he end up wasting this extra time? NaruxFEMSasu, plus others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,915 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Upside Down by festival-chan loves books reviews
GaaraxHinata. Gaara's life is turned upside down when Tsunade delivers to him a hunted Konoha kunoichi to keep alive for awhile.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,120 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
20 Questions by chronicleofcoincidence reviews
She could no longer remember the three days which changed her life, she couldn't remember any of the things which happened in that parallel universe, she couldn't remember him... yet he was still the reason behind her every answer. Writing sequel.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Blue Sugar by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She remembers thinking that since he wore orange, he couldn't be that bad. [TobiHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hinata H., Obito U./Tobi
Thoughts on Thoughts by Geekies reviews
A cute little thought bubble story about Team Hebi. Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo start thinking about what Sasuke thinks about. His answer seems normal but what he's really thinking is... Oneshot Team Hebi No SuiKa sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin U., Sasuke U., Juugo - Complete
Evil bear of demonic doom by H-bomber reviews
Suigetsu gets a teddy bear. Better than it sounds, Suika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Want by ignitesthestars reviews
He wants so badly to hate her, but he is an Arrancar, and Arrancar do not feel. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Boatman's Gift by thekillerdynamo reviews
Orihime needs to discover many things about herself to save herself and her friends from Hueco Mundo. Ulquiorra is the key. What is Hime truly capable of? Ori-centric, spoilers galore up to current manga chapters, character death. Guest-star: Ishida!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vampire and Human love by Sandgirl101 reviews
Sakon and Sakon story Sakon is a vampire with the Sound of 5 read it ok man
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sakon, Sakura H.
Forbidden Love by bleachedinubasket reviews
Ichigo is the bad boy. Rukia is the rich good girl. What happens when worlds collide? Trouble is after them and they always end up fighting and fate makes their love seem forbidden. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! IchiXRuki complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,776 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Flowers in my hair by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Hinata left Konaha villiage to train for a few years on the condition she would do her father a favor when she returns but when she finds out the favor her life changes forever.rated T just in case pairings HinaxNaru NejixHina GaaraxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,120 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers by Cella N reviews
She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
coded love by animefreak7594 reviews
Hinata has six months to find a husband after getting shot down by Naruto she sees Kiba’s true feelings but can she decode Neji’s. all the chapters will be short sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Blood and Ashes by MatsuMama reviews
Matsumoto & Ichimaru have their final showdown & at the end Rangiku can't help but look back at the beginning...can Hitsugaya save her from her past? GinRan, HitsuMatsu. Set post King's Key arc. See author's profile for SPOILERS & UPDATES. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,921 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Surprise by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fall by selandora reviews
[Neither were you.] Shisui's smile is tired and Itachi watches him crumble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Peculiarity by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Tragically Crackish. For in all his self-confident complacency, Kabuto had failed to recall that there was one peculiarity he was NOT accustomed to. DARK ironic humor rated T for language and themes. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kimimaro - Complete
To the Future by kamitori reviews
“Ne, Ulquiorra, what do you see yourself doing in the future?” It started out with a simple question. Why can't the woman ever keep her curiosity at bay? Why can't she control her emotions? UlquiOri, bit of IchiHime, hint of IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Espada Quiz by closedofHeart reviews
A quiz designed to see whenever you can be a member of the Espada, rated for humour and extreme evilness on Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Do not underestimate the power of Emo by closedofHeart reviews
When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Finding Heaven by La Editor reviews
Haku is dead, and his purpose is void. Imagine his surprise when he finds something different, in a girl he once knew. ABANDONED. Probably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sakura H., Haku
Rest In Peace by Darkkinkachu reviews
Death is not the end. Life is not the only beginning. Love's the most perfectly flawed drug and there are questions that were not meant to have answers, roads not meant to be traveled...and yet people always do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Emo power by closedofHeart reviews
Stuck in a cell with Ulquiorra, Orihime tries a little bribery, to make the espada do something funny. A bit OOC, R&R, are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Ketchup Series by kamitori reviews
The best thing about Ulquiorra's childhood would probably be this: Hueco Mundo has a lot of ketchup. The worst thing: Being dragged into the many schemes of his older brothers. In other words: Ulquiorra plus Ketchup plus His older siblings equals chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ulquiorra
It's Not an Obsession by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra has a few fetishes, as Orihime finds...pure crack fiction, just for the heck of it. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Why Colour is Important by phoenix-aerith reviews
Byakuya tells why colour is important to all brothers who care for their sisters out there. a must read, rated for some violence. [ichiruki]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Oh Crap by Ramenism reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Just Friends by HotaruNoYami reviews
ever wonder how a sane, half sane, and insane girl could get along? or survive in Seireitei? Multiple OC's little yaoi joke not major. ByakuXOC, RenjiXOC, HitsuXOC all different OC's WARNING: very random at times!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
At the End of the World by aphelion-orion reviews
You and me until the end and forever after. What if Caim and Angelus had been a little more selfish at the end of everything? [death, spoilers for the first ending of Drakengard, CaimxAngelus]
Drakengard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Tea Time Chat by tangerine-asuka reviews
What happens when Mayura find a book on Norse Mythology? Mayura talks about her impression of Norse gods&goddesses... like the Evil God of Trickery(Jashin Loki)... Warning: LokixMayura. Please R&R!
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,221 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004
Stranger From Dream by Kaiyuga reviews
Now landing in the Naruto realm, Aki has gotten used to Konoha life pretty well. But in her realistic dream, a forgotten reality looms up to slap her in the face. The Chuunin Exam. And what lies beyond...Sequel to Visitor From Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,223 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
Visitor from Reality by Kaiyuga reviews
Darkness...Utter darkness... Is there no light? Aki....Aki....You must search for this light....Even if it means to look for it in a different world... Pairings are likely to come more in the bridge in the sequels
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,751 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
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The Complaint Department reviews
The oldest text to survive the tumultuous era that began in X784, nearly 200 years ago, is - rather ironically - a book of complaints.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11h - Published: 6/8 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik, Team Natsu, Crime Sorciere
Matching Phones reviews
Natsu and Gray should not be allowed near easily breakable objects. Like lacrima phones.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25 - [Gray F., Natsu D.] Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
Commonalities reviews
Max is a completely average teenager, while Minerva is a complete yankee. Vijeeter is Max's best friend, a dance freak, and utterly convinced that the two are perfect for each other and not even their vehement and sometimes violent protests will convince him otherwise.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25 - [Max A., Minerva O.] Vijeeter E.
The Scarlet Family reviews
In the past, an 18-year-old Cobra raises a distant cousin to keep her out of the foster care system, but 11-year-old Erza refuses to behave like a normal human being and her two male friends need to go. In the present, Cobra deals with the kids he looked after becoming adults, and a strange attraction to Erza's new blonde friend. CoLu Week 2015. Day 6: Family.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 6/26 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Erza S.
They Forgot About Me! reviews
Sorano sits in Olympia, waiting for Team Natsu to return.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16 - Angel/Sorano A., Mest G./Doranbolt, Team Natsu - Complete
Unfortunate Dress reviews
This year's post-GMG ball requires, as ever, the same unfortunate dress code. Though… not all of it is completely horrible…
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14 - [Minerva O., Max A.] Lucy H. - Complete
Preceptor reviews
Mirajane well remembers the man that taught her everything she knows about controlling her inner demons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 7/3 - Mirajane S., Mard Geer
You Scream, We Scream, ICE CREAM reviews
Sabertooth has a bit of a Minerva situation, and they require Max's assistance. And Sting is a moron.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8 - [Max A., Minerva O.] - Complete
Fishing In The Rain reviews
Natsu takes it upon himself to cheer Juvia up after Gray goes on a long solo job. To mixed results. Parental prequel to Unconventional Beauty. For Navia Week 2015.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 8/1 - [Juvia L., Natsu D.]
Hay Fever reviews
Max has quite the pollen allergy. Minerva is mildly sympathetic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4 - [Minerva O., Max A.] - Complete
It's All In The Cards reviews
While Cana was busy infusing her cards with more magic, a guild brawl developed and knocked into her. Her beer spilled and caused some of the character cards to stick together - and therefore their real life counterparts, as well. Can everyone survive being literally attached to each other until a solution is found? Or will they tear each other apart?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,067 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 1/25 - [Natsu D., Juvia L.] [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik]
Long Wait Ended reviews
Seven years of waiting, and Jason is finally able to see his old friends again. But he's not the only one that's waited. Sequel to Commemoration, side story to Preceptor.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28 - Jason, Mirajane S. - Complete
Unconventional Beauty reviews
It really sucks when your (male) best friend is prettier than you are. Lacey really wished she could have inherited her mother's petite curvaceousness instead of her father's height and... muscles... This is a story about being comfortable in your own skin.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/3 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] OC
Fight Me! reviews
Sting and Rogue overhear how Max nearly defeated Natsu once, and want test out the sand mage's abilities for themselves. Though they didn't quite count on Max having help.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20 - Max A., Minerva O. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Minerva just wants to sleep. Max has other ideas.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18 - [Max A., Minerva O.] - Complete
Broken reviews
Mest and Lucy both understood what being broken felt like.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17 - Lucy H., Mest G./Doranbolt - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
Based on chapter 444. Sorano's thoughts and how she acts are often in direct conflict with each other. Especially when it comes to a certain blonde Celestial Mage.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15 - Lucy H., Angel/Sorano A. - Complete
Captain Cobra reviews
Based on chapter 444 of the manga. What if there had been a different spy?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik, Mest G./Doranbolt, Team Natsu - Complete
Private Documents reviews
Professor Mard Geer finds that someone left something rather private behind at the library's computer workstation.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14 - Lucy H., Mard Geer - Complete
Ghosts reviews
Ghosts aren't supposed to be like Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/13 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
Ship War reviews
Kinana makes the poor choice of criticizing Mirajane's ships within the woman's earshot. And now must come up with her own (with more than a little help) in order to compete with the matchmaker and hopefully avoid the looming punishment game awaiting the loser. CoLu Week 2015. Day 5: Rumors.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/24 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Kinana/Cubelios, Crime Sorciere
Pure Anarchy reviews
Lucy finds something in her closet that leads to Jackal losing his mind.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7 - [Lucy H., Jackal, Mard Geer, Mirajane S.]
Children's Shows reviews
Cobra does not much care for his daughter's choice in children's entertainment. Lucy thinks he's being ridiculous.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik - Complete
Sparks In The Night reviews
Mard Geer returns home to find an odd visitor. On his roof.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 7/4 - Mirajane S., Mard Geer
Honest Mistake reviews
Mirajane finds a man sleeping in the backseat of her car, and acts accordingly.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1 - [Mirajane S., Mard Geer] - Complete
First Kiss reviews
An accidental kiss between Cobra and Lucy brings to the surface some things that Cobra doesn't exactly want to acknowledge. Not to himself, the other Dragon Slayers, and especially not to Lucy. But it's not looking like he has much of a choice in the matter.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/1 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Caged Ones reviews
Cobra and Lucy both know what it's like to be caged. When they find themselves in one together, it's going to take every ounce of their wit and strength to get out alive. If they can bring themselves to trust each other, that is. CoLu Week 2015. Day 2: Caged.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/21 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
Eloquent Silence reviews
When Lucy uncovers a secret that Cobra keeps hidden from nearly everyone, it changes her relationship with him entirely. And not for the better. Now bearing the newfound knowledge of her discovery, and that she's hurt him deeply, she's got to find a new way to communicate to him that she's sorry. Before he cuts her out of his life entirely. CoLu Week 2015. Day 1: Language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/20 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Team Natsu, Crime Sorciere
Dobengal's In Charge! reviews
Someone needs to look after the guild in Sting's absence. Who better than Dobengal...? Quite a number of people, actually, but they're all leaving, too.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/26 - [Sting E., Rogue C.] Dobengal
Chasing A Prophetic Dream reviews
After a battle, Carla has a vision of the future. Cobra, overhearing it, decides to make it reality. No matter how long it takes. CoLu Week 2015. Day 7: Journey.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] Carla - Complete
Under Tables And Around Corners reviews
Their relationship starts off rather awkward. It doesn't get much better from there, but they don't seem to mind much. RoLu Week Contribution.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,701 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Team Natsu, Frosch
All That Glitters reviews
When someone decides to redecorate her apartment, Lucy sets out to get revenge upon the culprit. It does not end how she expects it to. CoLu Week 2015. Day 4: Glitter.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
You've Got The Wrong Dragon reviews
Some dragons aren't always out to eat their sacrifices. And some sacrificial maidens would rather be gainfully employed. CoLu Week 2015. Day 3: Fairy Tale.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/22 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
Fresh Start reviews
Sometimes, all you need is a fresh start, and someone kind enough to give it to you.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22 - Max A., Minerva O. - Complete
Falling Star reviews
Sometimes the best things in life really do fall out of the sky and into your lap. Although, no one ever seems to mention that they're heavy and result in back pain.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/19 - [Sting E., Lucy H., Rogue C.]
Minor Villains Support Group reviews
Due to overcrowding, some of Fiore's lesser criminals are being released back into society. Provided they follow the rules and attend the weekly support group meetings, they might just become decent citizens. Maybe. Lahar isn't holding out much hope.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 1/23 - Lahar, Kageyama, Bora, The Jigglebutt Gang
Babies? No Thanks reviews
Mirajane decides to pester Lucy about the distinct lack of babies in the guild... again. Lucy doesn't take it so well.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/10 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] [Midnight/Macbeth, Mirajane S.] - Complete
Meeting The Family reviews
Jackal's first encounter with Lucy's extended family did not go well. For his tail, that is.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7 - [Lucy H., Jackal] Team Natsu - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
Midnight has issues with waking up. Meredy has found the cure! Too bad Daddy Jellal disapproves.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6 - [Midnight/Macbeth, Merudy] Crime Sorciere - Complete
Broom Is A Third Wheel reviews
When Minerva invited Max to dinner as friends, she hadn't exactly anticipated there being a third member at this get-together.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5 - [Minerva O., Max A.] Broom - Complete
First Visit reviews
Crime Sorciere visits Fairy Tail for the first time.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/4 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik, Crime Sorciere - Complete
Indignities Suffered reviews
Jackal has suffered many indignities ever since he became Lucy's boyfriend. For some reason, most of the crimes perpetrated have been against his tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4 - [Jackal, Lucy H.] - Complete
New Life reviews
It's the start of a new life for Mirajane and Mard Geer. And someone else, too.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1 - [Mirajane S., Mard Geer] - Complete
Recreational Volleyball Is Dangerous reviews
The most dangerous position in recreational volleyball, Rogue is soon to find out, is when you're not actually playing at all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/8 - Lucy H., Rogue C., Sting E., Minerva O.
Drunken Confessions reviews
Lucy didn't think it was POSSIBLE for Cobra to get drunk. Much less on this. The Dragon Slayers take full advantage of this situation.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/30 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Aisle Be There reviews
Zeref has been asked a question that he's... not entirely sure how to respond to.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27 - [Mirajane S., Mard Geer] Zeref - Complete
Antivenin reviews
In a world where Fairy Tail does not disband after Tartaros' defeat, first Natsu and Happy left Lucy behind in order to train, and then so did Gray and Juvia. Picking up the pieces and pushing back the poison filling Lucy's soul may take a special sort of antivenin. Antivenin, after all, is made from poison, too. Submission for CFLA's Love Love Fest challenge.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 2/14 - [Lucy H., Cobra/Erik] Team Natsu
Compass Rose reviews
A chance encounter a couple of months post the events of Tartaros' uprising changes Lucy and Cobra's lives forever. Though it's only the first of many more random run-in's to come.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/18 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
Bridges To Cross reviews
Faced with a bit of a long drop, Cobra convinces Lucy to cross not only the bridge in front of her, but also the chasm between them.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Madness Reigns reviews
Being able to hear what people are thinking may seem like fun, but it's pure torture when every single person around you is completely off their rocker.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Until The END reviews
At the site of death, the guardian remembers. He remembers a decision made for him, and the people now long lost.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Zeref - Complete
Mumblings in the Early Morn reviews
It's another late night at Fairy Tail. But not everyone is quite asleep just yet, and maybe it's time Erza moved on from waiting for Jellal.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4 - [Erza S., Midnight/Macbeth] - Complete
Through The Tears reviews
While Lucy cries, she accidentally says a couple of things she didn't necessarily intend to.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] - Complete
Closing The Distance Between reviews
Cobra felt something for the blonde Celestial Mage of Fairy Tail. So did Erik. They probably shouldn't, but all they really wanted was the freedom to approach her, and close the distance between them.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/26 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.]
Begin Again (When You Reach The End) reviews
When Lucy's friends and family vanish from her life, she has to make a decision about where to go, and if she should take the hand offered her. Now a multi-chapter story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/24 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik, Crime Sorciere
Soul Song reviews
It is a little known fact that souls sing. Though for Cobra, it's something he's been aware of his entire life. But one day, he encounters a song he would do anything to preserve. Even if it goes against everything he's become up to this point. He just can't bring himself to destroy the beautiful sound of her soul singing in freedom. A sister story to Beyond The Gate.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/31 - Lucy H., Cobra/Erik
None Of The Above reviews
In which Erza regularly takes Lucy on mysterious missions, and dangerous criminals with beautiful Fairy Tail girlfriends react poorly to other men ogling their beloveds.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/20 - [Cobra/Erik, Lucy H.] [Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S.] - Complete
Commemoration reviews
It's been a year since they all disappeared on Tenrou Island. Jason tries to do his friends' memories justice, especially his first friend.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15 - Mirajane S., Jason - Complete
Beyond The Gate reviews
The Battle of Dragons does not go as planned, and a careless action of Natsu's results in Future Rogue's escape through the Eclipse Gate. Now Lucy and Rogue must travel beyond the gates of time to hunt down their monster. But Lucy can barely look at her companion, scarred by Future Lucy's death, and there are monsters far worse than Future Rogue beyond the gate. Multi-Universe AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,734 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] OC, Future Rogue
Sparkles: The Untold Story reviews
Herein lies the tale of creatures oft overlooked by Earthlanders. But though they go unremarked upon and under-appreciated, they are no less an integral part of the world. Let us take a mere glimpse into their lives. The lives... of the Sparkles.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4
Trivial Concern reviews
Freed comes to Mirajane with a small problem after Fantasia. She directs him to the person best able to help him.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1 - Freed J., Lucy H., Mirajane S., Cancer - Complete
Where You Might See Forever reviews
In an icy place far removed from others, two individuals meet and try to see beyond the starry sky above them.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26 - Lyon B., Flare C. - Complete
Vignettes For Valentines reviews
A collection of shorts, detailing what some of our favorite characters are up to this Valentine's Day. No pairings beyond slight Ren & Sherry, Bisca & Alzack. Submission for CFLA's Love Love Fest challenge.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14 - Team Natsu - Complete
Shooting The Breeze reviews
Shooting the breeze with Mirajane one afternoon, Lucy calmly shoots down all of the matchmaker's proposed matches for the blonde. All except, maybe, the one she should be the MOST opposed to. Four-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Mirajane S., Sting E. - Complete
Dark Sands reviews
Minerva heads to Fairy Tail to speak with a blonde Celestial Mage, at the girl's own request. Along the way, she stops at another blonde Fairy Tail Mage's shop. Can he change her mind about Fairy Tail Mages? Two-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/31 - [Max A., Minerva O.] - Complete
The Lord Of Dance reviews
Vijeeter's friends decide to tell Lucy - in their own biased and not-entirely-trustworthy version that takes place long after said events have concluded - the story about how the man once found himself in the interesting position of having to save the world himself. Through interpretive dance.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/10 - Vijeeter E., Warren R., Max A., Lucy H.
To The Unwritten Future reviews
Final installment of the "Rewritten" quartet. When Rogue awakens in the castle infirmary, he's going to have to learn how to live after he'd already given everything up. But he won't be alone.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18 - [Rogue C., Lucy H.] Sting E., Team Natsu - Complete
A Future To Rewrite reviews
Sequel to "His Future, Rewritten". Rogue makes his decision, but Lucy watched it all unfold. Maybe there's still something she can do to save him - with a little help.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16 - Lucy H., Rogue C., Ultear M. - Complete
His Future, Rewritten reviews
Sequel to: "Rewriting The Future". Future Rogue and Natsu deal with the consequences of the present era Rogue's decision.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12 - Rogue C., Lucy H., Natsu D., Future Rogue - Complete
Rewriting The Future reviews
Rogue decides to rewrite the future, using the only option available to him. Much to a watching blonde girl's horror.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11 - Lucy H., Rogue C., Future Rogue - Complete
Saying Goodbye reviews
Hibiki had so many things he wanted to say to Lucy after she returned from Tenrou Island. Unfortunately, not all of them were pleasant. But maybe they could be healing, despite that.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9 - [Hibiki L., Lucy H.] [Loke/Leo, Aries] - Complete
A Fool's Gold reviews
It took Lucy a while to realize it, but Gajeel was definitely avoiding her. But what should she do about it, exactly?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/8 - [Lucy H., Gajeel R.] Levy M. - Complete
Waking Up at September's End reviews
16 year-old Kisame began to wonder if saving that pink-haired girl on a whim was the greatest or dumbest thing he had ever done. One thing was for sure, he was going to get her back for breaking his arm. Adopted from PiperDreamer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Demon Child reviews
NEW SUMMARY. A girl from the American Branch of SS comes to Japan to escape her peers. However, as she begins her new life Kasumi finds that the past is very hard to run away from, and that it's catching up too quickly. Nothing is as it seems. HisagixOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,442 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Shuuhei H.
Project Lilith reviews
The Akatsuki has been quiet for the past 5 yrs. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata are to infiltrate the Akatsuki on orders from Tsunade. Story is actually about my OC Lilith, and the three kunoichi's adventure with the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U.
Demon Child: Explanations! reviews
Explanations and things I couldn't didn't put in the main storyline of Demon Child. Please read that first, or this will not make any sense whatsoever. There will be Kasumi and Shyuuheiness! It just will not be the main theme. All characters involved.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007
A Hollow's Kingdom reviews
Princess Orihime's castle has been taken over by Aizen and his hollows. What can she do to get it back? The only problem is that there is a time limit, for Aizen wants to marry her off to him or one of his henchmen. She can only talk to her silent gaurd.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,988 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
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