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Author has written 12 stories for Bleach, Kill Bill, X-Men: The Movie, Shugo Chara!, Ouran High School Host Club, and Soul Eater.

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Name: xFeedMePoisonedCandyx. That's my name! One of them at least... wink wink

Alias: Valentine Kazamatsuri. It has more zazz than my real name. Learn it well, because one day it'll be on every news channel in the world; 'BREAKING NEWS! Arch-villian Valentine Kazamatsuri conquers Western Hemisphere...' 'Kazamatsuri seizes power at United Nations...' 'Valentine Kazamatasuri declared first Military Dictator of Earth'

Age: timeless, like Manolos and jazz music. Some people might claim that I'm 17. Which I am.

Idol: O-Ren Ishii. What I wouldn't give to be as cool as her... I'd sell my soul. It'd be worth the eternal damnation.

OTP: GrimmjowxIchigo, in Bleach. Ahh, they're so destined for one another. And it's not exactly improbable... have you seen them way Grimmy looks at Ichi? There's more to it than just fighting, methinks.

Profession: superhero, free-lance fashion critic (it involves sitting and bitching about what other people are wearing) and future dictator of Earth. So careful what you write in your reviews, my loyal subjects.

Secret Identity: A Level student - taking English, History, Maths and Philosophy - by day. Criminal mastermind by night.

Current Location: formerly Tokyo, Japan - if only it still was. Nowadays, England. I'd tell you where, but, then I'd have to kill you...

Likes: Spicy food. POWER. Japan. Spongebob Squarepants. Laughing really, really hard. Ouran High School Host Club; especially the twins! Looking at stars, surrealist art, romantic poetry. Alice in Wonderland. The colour purple, superstitions, daydreaming. Bleach manga.

Dislikes: People who judge you by what you read, or what you watch on TV; thinking here of otaku haters! Hypocrites. WRITERS BLOCK ~ argh it kills me!! People who get in the way of my plans. Boredom. Llamas, because they spit. Science in all it's forms. The colour orange; I mean seriously, it's not even a real colour... Oh, and Bleach anime. It's wubbish.

Seriously Dislikes: Twilight. Not the time of day, the books. I read the first one, and thought it was alright, but it certainly didn't inspire me to read any of the others. What I don't get is how people can rave about them like they're the greatest thing since Abercrombie and Fitch opened up in London. I mean, come on! The story isn't great and they're not at all well written. I could do better than that! And don't even get me started on the film... Bella's voice made me want to kill myself after about ten seconds, and what's with Edward? Real men don't sparkle. Right. Phew. Rant over.

Life-Long Ambition: to rule the world. Nach. And to get something, anything, published. When I have taken control of the world's press this will naturally be quite easy for me.

Snackage: Sushi. If I ate. But I don't need to. I'm like an alien :). And you could probably tempt me with a bit of the old mexican food. Maybe.

Snackage for the Eyes: Film-wise: Kill Bill Vol. 1, Pan's Labyrinth, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Spongebob Squarepants. Oh Spongebob... he's my hero. He's kind of like a personal guru for me - think Ghandi only more yellow. Guy-wise, the Joker Heath-Ledger-style. God-diggety-damn. He just does it for me. And weirdly, so does the Devil from God, the Devil and Bob. No, I'm not sure why myself. Maybe it's because he's British (what do you mean you didn't know Satan was British?). I think I just have a thing for villians.

Snackage for the Ears: MGMT always and forever. Shiny Toy Guns. The Dresden Dolls. Fischerspooner. Jimmy Eat World. The Wombats. Architecture in Helsinki. She Wants Revenge. Damien Marley. We are Scientists. The Horrors. The Pipettes. Kings of Leon. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Nightwish. The Von Bondies. McFly! Went to see them and loved it ~ I dont care!. This also counts as 'Eye Snackage', because Harry-on-Drums is going to be my husband one day.

Snackage for the Brain (by which I mean books): Haruki Murakami's Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, and The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. If you haven't read either of these, I can strongly recommend them. They just own. Oh, and The Tokyo Look Book. Tis my bible.

Past Lives: Clara Bow, a shiny blue beetle and a snow leopard. Oh, and this British General called 'General Johnny', who needed, like, 30 carriages to carry his wardrobe and his personal supply of champagne. We learnt about him t'other day. This is known as A-Level History in action, and is quite possibly the most interesting thing we've learnt all year.

Quotes:

'Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.' - Bernadette Devlin

'Bitch. You don't have a future.' - Beatrix Kiddo, a.k.a Black Mamba; Kill Bill Vol. 2

'We are what we choose to be.' - the Green Goblin, Spiderman

'You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.' Dr. Seuss

'Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars.' - Anonymous

'You don't fuck with the Thunderbolt Kid.' - Bill Bryson, The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid

'Everyone sit with your legs crossed. This is a way the commoners invented to save space!' - Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club

'Highly developed spirits often encounter mediocre minds.' - Albert Einstein

'God has a great sense of humor. Just look at ostriches.'- Van Montgomery

'I don't want Richard Nixon in Hell. It's not fair to my other guests.' - The Devil; God, the Devil and Bob

'The greatest waste in life is the difference between what we are, and what we could become.' - Ben Herbster

'The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing.' - Socrates

'Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.' - Dorothy Thompson

'When choosing between two evils, I always go for the one I've never tried before.' - Anonymous


I have to include something very, very funny that I recently found on a website, called something like 'Best Ever Examination Answers'. Hilarious in the extreme.

Q: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's murder?

A: Suspicious ones.

And another, on a Business studies paper...

Q: Based on the survey taken in Question 1, would it be a good idea to build a clothing factory close to the city of Birmingham?

A: No, because people in Birmingham aren't very fashionable.

:) You just can't make this stuff up.


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Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 353,363 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Seireitei Monogatari by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Tales of the Court of Pure Souls. A collection of drabbles and one shots with various pairings, taking place at various times and locations during the series. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and Gen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 358,774 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
300 by Sheo Darren reviews
Chapter 13: A Cold Day In Hell a.k.a. Owl Wars. Sequel to Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie. What happens when Zaraki Kenpachi brings a DVD of the movie 300 back to Seireitei? Mayhem and bashing Mayuri, of course!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007
Snack Time by magicsmith reviews
It's time to snack. In a series of oneshots, different characters think and talk about life and food. Not to be taken seriously. Chapter 10 'Surprise Halloween', featuring Orihime and her cooking, is now available.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Pleasurable Pain by Daisuke Kazamatsuri reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION! Renji is a prince, a playboy, and a vampire. Ichigo is poor, going to school, and a prostitute. When the two cross paths, they spend a night together. But will it really stop there?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
So, Tell Me About Yourself by AltoidRck reviews
Yamamoto observes an unstable bond between his captains and vice captains. He decides to be evi...uh, helpful and have days made where they do nothing but spend time together. What will become of the Gotei 13?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,003 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G.S. Yamamoto
What Ever Possessed YOU To Have Children? by xinglongneo reviews
Pretty much, what the children of certain Bleach pairings would be like. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Mainly MF pairings, don't let the first one scare you. No wait, let it scare you. It's kind of scary...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,593 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
This is More Than Just Temporary Insanity by TaintedMoonlight reviews
It's a tangled mess of need, lust, and a blind desire for some screwed up relationship that digs into one's skin and boils one's blood. They're killing each other, while serving as their only source of oxygen at the same time. --Collection of oneshots--
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Franken Stein, Medusa G. - Complete
Blend in by born a dreamer reviews
COMPLETE! :D He yelps in surprise and I swear to God I’m not any less shocked. I mean I certainly didn't plan to do that. The idea of kissing him just popped up in my head and so I did, much to my own surprise... Full summary inside
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,982 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Freudian Slip by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
I don't love you by Twisted Badger reviews
I hated him. I loved him. I loved f***** him. I hated being with him. I hated f**** him. I loved being with him. I don't really get it either. Grimm/Ichi, Oneshot, AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Lost Moments by Traci Miller reviews
Ichigo, as an old man, looks back at his youth through pictures. Angst, slight drama, language, character death, possible OOC, no true pairings. Past IchiKei, current IchiOFC mentioned
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Seme not Uke by Nakamura Junko reviews
Grimmjaw's way of getting rid of boredom and getting what he wants. basically a ramble about grimmjaw. grimmulqui. YAOI. only spoiler is characters from arrancar arc, and a hint at what happens in it. not too big.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
All you need is LOVE by Uchiha Yumi reviews
What happens when you’re in love with your loudmouthed fukutaichou but your loudmouthed fukutaichou is in love with your stepsister? And what happens if said stepsister is in love with a certain orangehaired ryokaboy? ByaRen, slightly IchiRukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,539 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Before The Fire by foxgirl28 reviews
Karasu has returned. Kurama is alone, the Spirit Detectives have disbanded. Karasu has plans for Kurama, how will Kurama deal with the sadistic man? Perhaps a friend will come back for him...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Karasu, Kurama M.
My Land by Xovinn reviews
Soul Society is in problems, and they suspect that Ichigo is one of the bad guys. Is Ichigo forced to give up his old life? Sequel to the Replica. IchigoShirosaki, M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
nothing to say by incandescens reviews
Rukia in the silence of the Kuchiki mansion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Written Notes by Impervious Marr reviews
He was their angel they could never let go, who taught himself the piano in the palace situated within an eternal night. Set in the distant future. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
A Tender Moment by freakypetachick reviews
its Grimmjow and Ichis one month anniversary! What happens when they are sharing a tender moment? GrimmXIchi kisses
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Good Vibrations by Conjure Lass reviews
Sticky hands and vibrating cellphones are a sure way to annoy Ichigo...but what happens when the plan sort of backfires? 2nd in a series of one-shots!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
A Secret Savior by Wandering Through Existence reviews
In what seemed like a pointless battle against a fierce hollow, Ichigo finds himself faced with death. But when he wakes up he finds that someone has saved him! Will this secret savior turn out to be a secret lover? IchixHichi Yaoi Warning: Sexual Content
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Winter by KivaEmber reviews
IchiHichi. If there was one thing Ichigo liked about winter, was that he had a legible excuse to be lazy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Oreo ooo by Gabby0214 reviews
Ichigo introduces Renji to Oreo's. Now revised.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Territory by Snow Peppers reviews
Grimmjow acts on his feelings, which have possesed him recently, and he feels like he needs to mark his territory. YAOI, LEMON, BoyxBoy. A request from a friend.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Indissoluble by Conjure Lass reviews
The most devastating way to obliterate someone is to grow attached to them. It couldn't be more true than for these two mirror opposites. 1st in a series of one shots!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Back to back by Aleia15 reviews
It should have been strange, even dangerous, but Ichigo felt somehow safer with Grimmjow at his back. GrimmjowIchigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Falling by yuki-nakayama-hidaka reviews
Ichigo is having nightmares. Ichigo x Renji If you don't like the idea of boys being together in a romantic sense - don't read
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Gay Chicken by Pyjamas reviews
A drunken game of 'Gay Chicken' has unexpectedly pleasant consequences. :Taito:
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Void by CyanideSlavery reviews
So Grimmjaw has a slight obsession with Ulquiorra’s empty ‘chain of fate’ hole. Spoilers for 'Arrancar', Yaoi, BoyxBoy love, innuendo, slight OOC, drabble
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Hand To Kiss by Nakimochiku reviews
if he had to force him, he would. hichi x ichi, onesided, oneshot, hints of rape.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
My Little Blue Bird by Nakimochiku reviews
If I touch you like this, will you sing for me? Hichi x Ichi, oneshot, enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Killed the Cat by Kuroeia reviews
[Byakuya x Ichigo] I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
I'd love you to love me by snowflke reviews
Taito fluffiness. Or more like Yamachi. Oneshot.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
In Memoriam by Fellowshipper reviews
It’s funny, the things you remember long after everything else has faded from memory. BobbyJohn oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Playing Dirty by BingeB reviews
After Matt's shameless flirting, Tai decides to take revenge. However it soon backfires in ways he didn't quite predict. Taito fluffiness! Sequel to 'The Name of the Game'. Rating changed! Epilogue up!
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Passionless Fantasies by Nakimochiku reviews
These weren't things he wanted. They went against common sense. Hichi x Ichi, onesided, oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Headache by Ambiguous Rose reviews
Everything froze for a split second, and then Hichigo jumped on Ichigo, and pinned his arms to the ground. “Interesting position, eh King?” he asked. IchiHichi Shounen ai. Sorta
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Deliberate Nonchalance by Pollux Unbound reviews
In which Ulquiorra lures Grimmjow to honesty and gets what he wants. UlquiorraxGrimmjow. Yaoi. Oneshot. GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Get Lost Ukitake by LittleLinor reviews
How easily love slips away... Now Hinamori is with Kira, Hitsugaya is left alone with his personal and emotional failures... only his division can help him stay on his feet...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Feng Shui: DOs & TABOOs by ShuLynn13 reviews
Matsumoto has discovered Feng Shui and is determined to renovate the tenth division office. Her Captain is bribed with paperwork and goes along with it. TIPS TAKEN FROM ACTUAL BOOK. READ FOR A STORY OR SIMPLY FOR FENG SHUI ADVICE! that is...if you want to
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Hanging By A Moment by Ichigo No Ki reviews
When in a stalemate, there comes a point where someone needs to make the next move or lose the moment forever. Renji decides it's time to take action. Yaoi. RenShuu. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
I Love You by Death is HERE reviews
Ichigo is stuck doing his homework since he put it off till the last moment. Then, Renji comes in and offers to help, but he has to get something in return for him helping Ichigo out [Ichigo x Renji].
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Tales of Las Noches by Jhaxe reviews
A series of drabbles on the everyday life of the inhabitants of Las Noches. Wait, why is Ichigo there? What's up with Gin's grin? And why is Stark using Chinese proverbs! Chaos and Comedy ensue! [Light Shonenai]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2007
Happy Birthday Ichigo! by RenjiFan reviews
It's Ichigo's 25th birthday, but will he get the present Renji wants to give him? [[RenxIchi]] [[Crack]] [[Rated for language and excessive drinking]]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Storm Cover by Nanaki BH reviews
[KyourakuxUkitake] Ukitake ponders the difficulties of love from beneath his umbrella.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Right Kenny? by n00b-masta2112 reviews
40 themes on Yachiru and her Kenchan. Yes, only forty.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Annoyance by BlackGooseGirl reviews
Sometimes, Renji could really annoy Ichigo. RenjixIchigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Sparring Partners by EudaimonArisornae reviews
After Soul Society temporarily suppresses Ichigo and Renji's powers as punishment, the two men deal with their aggression by fighting. Yet soon they realize that there might be a better way to deal with their problems. Ichigo x Renji. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Letting Loose by SavvyRavenclaw20 reviews
John and Bobby go out on the town.Warnings: Lots of Adult content. Read at your own discretion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Some familiar faces by IlliterateGuy reviews
A bunch of Shinigami in the living world. They act normally, but somehow, it seems out of place. Chapter 8! Karin and Yuzu have a new substitute teacher! And he's teaching Sex Ed!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,689 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Forbidden Love by AnimeFreak688 reviews
They know it's not allowed. But still, feelings are hard to ignore.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Its Name by IrkedIndeed reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Weather Conditions by KimberlySan reviews
Stupid drabbles about Kenpachi and Unohana. Yeah, I love this crack pairing. Enjoy! :D
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Cooldown by Ichy-Bud reviews
Renji and Ichigo are locked up in a coolcel...what will hapen? and why are they in a coolcel?read my story to find it out...!warning: RenjixIchi and Yaoi!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
Honour and Pride by The Dream Whisperer reviews
He had long hair in his youth, before he entered the Shinigami Academy.' 20 things about Ukitake Jyuushirou, with vague KyourakuUkitake hints. Fourth part of my Bleach universe.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Qouth the Raven by DarkSin13 reviews
When Kurama races to school one morning, only to find it in ruins from the aftermath of a bomb, he realizes that all enemies may not have died in the DT. What kind of revenge does a certain crow have in store for him? Warnings inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kurama M., Karasu
Chicago Sky by foxgirl28 reviews
This story takes place in the late 1800's with Kurama and Karasu. Karasu, a rich man, and Kurama a guy that's trying to get by, but loses his job thanks to Karasu! What will happen when Kurama is forced to move in with Karasu? KarasuKurama R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Karasu, Kurama M.
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
High Fever by Salmon Pink reviews
Screaming, and panic, and Bobby, and John IS in control. John x Bobby
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Truth by The Sh33p reviews
The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Evermore by foxgirl28 reviews
The Gang is called on a mission. Kurama finds out Karasu is alive. Karasu wants Kurama to himself forever. Karasu has no intentions of letting Kurama pass him by this time. Karasu plans to take his fox for a life together. KuramaXKarasu
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Karasu, Kurama M.
Say My Name by sayuki-hime reviews
She's been standing there for so long, but she's never spoken to him. He changes that.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Stunted Forward Motion by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sortof companion piece to “On the Next Go Round” Byakuya and Renji battle loneliness and rejection.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
It's Good to be Gangsta by ajremix reviews
Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Unbreakable Chain by YL reviews
[Byakuya x Hisana] Fate had dealt him a cruel hand, giving him Hisana, then taking her away much too soon... ONE SHOT
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The Nightmare of Forever by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE!KarasuKurama "I wish I could place you at my side forever..." AU timeline where the Toguro team won the Dark Tournament,what would Karasu wish for?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Karasu, Kurama M. - Complete
Allurement by QG reviews
Kurama is introspective. Karasu can't keep his creepy hands off our favorite redhead. But what else is new? An embellished look at part of episode 51. Rated for violence, light language, and onesided Karasu x Kurama. Light spoilers.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
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211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Apples reviews
One-shot, Crona's POV. There was once a very bad little girl who had a lovely mother. And because her mother was so kind, and the little girl was so bad, it was only right that the little girl did what her mama told her. Wasn't it?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Crona, Medusa G. - Complete
Shugo Chara Picture Book reviews
New CH! 3rd drabble up! Tales of the Guardians and their Charas! A collection of drabbles and the like. Pairings and ratings will vary, but rated T for the moment to be safe. Requests accepted - Doki!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
10 Things I Hate About You reviews
Haruhi can’t believe that someone as obnoxious and irritating as Tamaki Suou can be the King of the Host Club. Kind of HaruhixTamaki. One-shot, Haruhi's POV.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
The Waiting Game reviews
Good things come to those who wait, and Bobby’s prepared to wait all night for John if he has to. Slash of the Iceman/Pyro variety. One-shot, Bobby's POV.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
The Case of the Thirteen Captains reviews
The Soul Society Arc... Sherlock Holmes Style! We all know what happens of course, but I thought it might be quite fun to do it this way! Staring Toushiro Hitsugaya as the master detective and Rangiku as his faithful sidekick.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Always Our Likely Finale reviews
Only one set of footprints will mark the snow once our swords are sheathed. How did it come to this... The final battle between the sisters of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, O-ren Ishii and Beatrix Kiddo. One-shot.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Serendipity Is reviews
Once again, the Captains just can't control themselves when it comes to meetings. And once again , Yama-jii gets stressed. Only rated T because Ken-chan uses a naughty word : Please R&R, I like to feel wanted...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2008 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Trouble With Love Is reviews
Love is the deepest of emotions. But sometimes it isn’t what you need… or want. This is a collection of drabbles, featuring the various Bleach characters getting really deep. Spoilers. PS. its about to get a lot less angsty - I'm feeling more cheery now!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
From Sunrise to Sunset reviews
Who has spent the night in Renji's bed? A full scale investigation is launched by the clueless redhead. Renji x ? Set after the s.s arc. No spoilers, but guy x guy. Nothing too risky, just implied.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Renji A.
The Voice of Reason reviews
What I imagine would be a typical captains meeting. Set before the soul society arc, and no spoilers unless you didn't know that Ukitake is ill, but I think we're all past that point. Please read, make my day! XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Cradle Snatchers reviews
Kenpachi doesn't want Yachriu to go swimming, but how can he explain that its for her own good... One-shot, Zaraki and Yachiru! Very first work so all reviews are welcome!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete