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Joined 08-05-07, id: 1344130, Profile Updated: 08-31-10
Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde

"I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde

"We want to be loved for who we appear to be instead of who we are." -Dan Le Sac versus Scroobius Pip

"It's not the despair. I can cope with the despair. It's the hope, that's what's killing me." -John Cleese

"I don't call myself a poet because I don't like the word. I'm a trapeze artist." -Bob Dylan

Both stories are on hold until I get a new laptop. We here at aLiarSays Incorporated can only apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Hope you enjoy my stories (the ones on here aren't that awesome but I've got some cracking ideas so stay tuned) and if there's anything you need to know/like to say get in touch. If you dislike review replies let me know as I try to thank everyone individually (not in person -that would be wierd).

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Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5619 - Favs: 10,864 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eye of The Beholder by cc62827 reviews
Five times River scared the crew, and one time she scared the captain. A six-part story told from Mal's POV. Mal/River.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Mal, River
A Grim for Christmas by fangirlwithak reviews
Hermione is perfectly content to spend her Christmas in solitude. Harry and Ron are perfectly content to intervene. Needless to say, she is not a dog person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Oasis Begins in Dawn's Azure Light Aisle by Daniella Harwood reviews
Qui-Gon Jinn, Jedi Master, was dying.' The debilitating condition of his Master causes Obi-Wan Kenobi to take a more active role in the Naboo Blockade Crisis, ensuring the beginning of a friendship with Queen Padmé Amidala. Four stories, one saga.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,852 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Time for Romance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She didn't have time for his antics or lies. She didn't have time to bicker and fight. She didn't have time to stare into his silver eyes and dream of what might someday be. Really, she didn't have time for silly things like love & romance. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,475 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Empty by remuslives reviews
Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Cat by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
When the Ministry imposes a Marriage Law, Draco will do whatever it takes to win Hermione's heart. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Long Awaited Meeting by ninjapirategirl reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt introduces himself to the new Prime Minister of England.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Kingsley S.
Paying Off The Debt by LoveHGSS reviews
Remus gives Sirius advice after Sirius is his usual foot-in-mouth self.... SB/HG. Lemons with a plot...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Long And Winding Road by Ceredwen reviews
Too unsure to follow her heart, Hermione surprised everyone by making the wrong choice for all the right reasons. Someone's been waiting a long time for her to realize they were falling in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Celebrations by Come Dancing reviews
There is a party occurring at Grimmauld place, and it is there that Hermione and Sirius find something else entirely to celebrate. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Breaking Away by fayowin2 reviews
Obidala. Padme is a powerful senator. She has brought happiness to many, yet is unhappy with herself and her own marrige. When all begins to fall apart around her, she will break away from the one who is causing so much pain. But she will not be alone
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,719 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Breathe by Ceredwen reviews
HG/SB Sirius is propelled forward through time by a magical accident. He has to adjust to all the changes and maybe find love in the process. A romance between Hermione/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,462 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All Roads Lead Back by pandiesboxx reviews
Harry Potter always figured that once he had fulfilled his destiny he could finally have a happy, normal life. Unfortunately for him he fell in love with his best friend...and everything went straight to hell. Set 7 years after the final battle. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 532,358 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magnetic Moment by kalina-blue reviews
FWHG My take on the marriage law, but I created a loophole. A story about the beginning of Fred and Hermione's relationship and their struggle to be accepted by their friends and families. Will they be able to prove that opposites do attract?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,218 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Unbroken Promise by remuslives reviews
Sirius makes a promise to Remus reguarding Hermione. A promise he has no intention of breaking. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond Obsession by pukka-pears reviews
COMPLETE.HG/SB. Hermione faced a terrible ordeal, on top of that she has to come to terms with some rather odd feelings... Chapter 48 is up, it is actually chp 1 of the sequel to this fic, yup, I finally decided to do a sequel :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,342 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Keep on Dreaming by Mage of the Heart reviews
Sirius returns from behind the veil. Haunted by his memories, and comforted by Hermione, he falls in love. Life Is Never Easy For Those Who Dream. SomeDH Spoilers.NotCompliant!COMPLETE. M Rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,595 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Returned by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,700 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
When The Walls Come Down by Song Angel reviews
Severus Snape has a strange dream and Minerva has a secret. Hermione and Severus get the opportunity to get to know each other in a way neither of them would have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,114 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Inside The Mind Of A Dirty Old Dog by Lady Sarai Black reviews
What Sirius Black did not expect when he was freed from the Veil, was to fall in love. Well, at least not with her anyway. But when the damage is done, how do you get the girl you love to return the feeling? You do it Marauder style of course! SBHG-Diary
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Veil by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Sirius is saved from the Veil by Hermione. Oneshot. Story way better than summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Inked by NixItAll reviews
This isn’t any more exciting than any other quill… other than it smells bad… Lord, Hermione can be boring, she needs help.' Sirius shows Hermione that all work and no play... is no way to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Hermione watches from afar as Sirius strolls around with his new girlfriend. Songfic. HappyEnding. SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
When Two Become One by Sirie reviews
HGSB. Hermione gets hurt in battle. When she wakes, she's in blackness. She meets Sirius there and they end up in the same body when Hermione wakes up. What is life going to be like in the same body? Bad summary, tell me what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Hermione The 5 Year Old Witch by Magicalflame reviews
Draco's girlfriend Hermione Granger has been changed into a 5 year old because of a potions accident. Secrets are revealed to her temporay parents,Draco & Harry,with her cute 5 year old self. DHr HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,469 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hand Talk by Pigwidgeon15 reviews
Abandoned Hermione is found bloodied and bruised, without her sight and hearing. Resorting to the only communication she knows, there is only one other who understands her. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,334 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kiss of the Traitor by Padfoot Lives reviews
“Hello, Hermione,” he said from the shadows. She froze. He watched the colour drain from her face. “No…” she whispered. He was a living nightmare… And that broke his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,115 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Anonymous Attraction by Ticklesivory reviews
Obidala...again! This is the followup story to Wayward Desire. Anakin is determined to set his Master up with someone, he's just not sure how to go about it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,873 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Anything But Mine by Sarmoti reviews
Sirius has fallen for her but she married someone else. I just don't see how you could ever be anything but mine. Sirius/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
She Hasn’t Always Been This Way by TASHAx reviews
Severus watches her from a corner marvelling at her change, but he knew the Hermione before the transformation and she hasn't always been that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Threat by BrennaM reviews
**WARNING POSSIBLE PERMANENT HIATUS** AUPreHBP There is a new enemy for the wizarding world and a certain witch finds herself in loads of trouble. Rated for language, sex and extreme violence. HGSB, GWDM so far for pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,406 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
She Returns by OnlyAtNight reviews
A new transfiguration teacher has come to Hogwarts at the request of Head Mistress Minerva McGonagall. One shot POV. My first story a bit rough around the edges.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Burning Boils by SilverAngel99 reviews
COMPLETED! It is the end of the 7th Hermione is overcome by a strange illness that can be cured by a potion. Unfortunately, Madam Pomfrey is ill as well, and Snape is called up to take care of the young Gryffindor. What happens when she needs his undivide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,800 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Silent Soldiers by Daine reviews
They are the unsung, the forgotten. They will never be a Boy Who Lived. Yet their victories, unnoticed and uncelebrated, mean the difference between victory and defeat. Part Five: Terry Boot now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 11/18/2001 - Neville L.
When Insanity Stops by Dream4 reviews
Summary: At the end of Hermione’s fifth year, she feels depressed about all the stuff that has happened. One morning upon waking up, Hermione finds someone else in bed with her. And that’s the only the start of this interesting tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,164 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The v. secret diary of one S. Snape... by Oddsock reviews
We follow the life of SNapewape from his ikkle firstyness, to his insane crazed revenged obsessive self that we all know and love - well, sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Severus S., Severus S.
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Timeless reviews
Hermione and Sirius both fall through the veil in the Department of Mysteries on separate occasions. Their lives become intertwined on the other side as they get lost in the fabric of time. Desperate to find a way home they become timeless. SBHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Politician and the Jedi reviews
A friendship grows between a politician in disguise and a young Jedi when the Trade Federation takes occupation of Naboo. If this fondness were to foster an attraction there is no knowing how it could affect the Galaxy. Obidala.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala