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Hey, there.

Basic info:

Name: Windy (haha as if that's my real name)

Age: 14

FanFictions: I only have one: Alice In Wonderland.

It's hilarious. check it out.

Currently Listening To: Million Voices by Barlow Girl

Favorite colors: Black, Red, Orange

Hobbies: Soccer,reading, writing, watching tv, reading, computer, reading, friends... and... umm... oh, yeah: READING

Favorite food: too many to name. i just like food in general. especially chicken... or anything with sugar... i'm surprised i'm not fatter.

Books I have read: too many to count. Favorites are definetly Twilight, Maximum Ride, Song Of The Lioness, Blue Bloods, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Acadamy... and just about anything else with Vampires in it.

Movies: Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, I am Legend.


Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within

This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

...And there you see the distiction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him. You may look incredulous, if you please! I never would have banished him from her society as long as she desired his. the moment her regard ceased, I would have torn his heart out, and drank his blood! But, till then- if you don't believe me, you don't know me- till then, I would have died by inches before I touched a single hair of his head.

has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy.

a state of mind.
face any challenge.
live for the moment.
it's the only way to play.
enough talking.

...and lead me not into tempation... especially book stores.

-dude, we lived! we're livers!
-dude, you just totally called us livers!

you cannot just float above me while i'm drowning in the abyss!!

be careful, or you'll end up in my novel

never judge a book on it's movie

i've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Just because a cat has kittens in an oven dosen't mean you call 'em biskits

knowlage is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.

if i were wearing boots, i'd totally be quaking in them. no, really, totally quaking. you're really a scary man

Messege me.



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Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Starting Over by Eclipsefan01 reviews
Bella is in a car wreck. Her dad takes her to Forks. She meets and befriends the mysterious Edward Cullen. Bella is begging for change and Edward is more than willing to let her have it. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Bella, Elizabeth
The Flock's Offtime! by Eclipsevampire reviews
Itex is gone and the Flock is finally safe, so what do they do now? Max doesn't know either but she gets a few suggestions... Fax! I don't own Maximum Ride James Patterson does! Please review! It's my first fanfic, and I need feedback!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
The One Mistake I Didn't Make by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella and Emmett rent a house for the summer, and it just so happens to be across the street from Edward and Rosalie's. Bella and Edward get close, and Emmett and Rosalie make a big mistake. So will everyone realize they are with the wrong person?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,279 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Alice In Wonderland reviews
Rosalie, Esme, and Alice go hunting, but things take an interesting turn when something changes with Alice's poweres. I suck at summaries, it's much better than it sounds. Rated T for saftey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008