Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
Name: Windy (haha as if that's my real name)
FanFictions: I only have one: Alice In Wonderland.
It's hilarious. check it out.
Currently Listening To: Million Voices by Barlow Girl
Favorite colors: Black, Red, Orange
Hobbies: Soccer,reading, writing, watching tv, reading, computer, reading, friends... and... umm... oh, yeah: READING
Favorite food: too many to name. i just like food in general. especially chicken... or anything with sugar... i'm surprised i'm not fatter.
Books I have read: too many to count. Favorites are definetly Twilight, Maximum Ride, Song Of The Lioness, Blue Bloods, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Acadamy... and just about anything else with Vampires in it.
Movies: Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, I am Legend.
Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within
This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
...And there you see the distiction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him. You may look incredulous, if you please! I never would have banished him from her society as long as she desired his. the moment her regard ceased, I would have torn his heart out, and drank his blood! But, till then- if you don't believe me, you don't know me- till then, I would have died by inches before I touched a single hair of his head.
has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy.
...and lead me not into tempation... especially book stores.
-dude, we lived! we're livers!
you cannot just float above me while i'm drowning in the abyss!!
be careful, or you'll end up in my novel
never judge a book on it's movie
i've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Just because a cat has kittens in an oven dosen't mean you call 'em biskits
knowlage is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.
if i were wearing boots, i'd totally be quaking in them. no, really, totally quaking. you're really a scary man