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Joined 08-05-07, id: 1344228, Profile Updated: 08-06-10
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Loonatics Unleashed, and Bleach.

hi its me!!alex as everyone else calls me.

BIG NEWS!!

PICS AVAILIBLE!!

This is me (im not asian but its pretty acurate otherwise XD) and Kazuzu for a future chapter of Naruto Fangirl Hotline

Alice high school hole, This was done by Lyndy!!

CODY IS HERE!! XD yes its our friend form HighSchool Hole

lol i wonder how many people are gonna actually read this?

Anyway I'm a Oc centric fanfiction writer so im willing towrite for other people who just want to fall into the world of Naruto, Friuts Basket, Full Metal, Hellsing and many others. I am especially inclined to do a good job when bribed (such as you e-mail me every day)

Now if it takes you less then fifteen minutes to read all this i'll draw you a picture on DA just for you so good luck!


Pairings i think need help on this site!! () the number i've written

HanajimaxKazuma, a.k.a. Shishou

FakirxDuck

ChojixSakura

ShikamaruxSakura (3)

ShinoxSakura

CyborgxRaven

1.What makes life meaningful?

2.Why are you here?

3. Do you see yourselvwe in the future?

4.What really is the source of all life?

5. WTH was so important to the chicken he just had to get to the other side?

6. Is the sky a reflection of the ocean or the ocean a rflection of the sky?

7. WHO THE HELL INVENTED WAR??

8. Who will be the next president of the U.S.A.? OMMMMMMMMMMG ITS BARRACK OBAMA!!

9. Since when are these philosifical questions so crappy?

10. if your mothers casserle burns and she doesnt know, serves it anyway and no one gags, does that mean she almost undercooked it?


Getting Bored!!

I need a friend!!sobs

BEST QUOTE OF THE NARUTO SERIES!!

I used to always cry and give up. I nearly went the wrong way. But you...you showed me the right direction.I was always chasing you. I just wanted to walk with you, I wanted to be with you...

You changed me! Your smile saved me! So I'm not afraid to die protecting you. Because...

I LOVE YOU-Hinata's words!! BOOYA!! ANTI-NARUHINA CAN SUCK IT!! XD

Some random quotes-

I'm Uzimaki Naruto! And I won't lose to any of you bastards!" Naruto, Naruto

"Hey Frog Boss! I'm still on your back! does victory dance HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA! AH HA! ha... passes outNaruto, Naruto

Shika: Ahh, the clouds are so nice...

Crowd: Get up you lazy bastard! What the hell!? Die!
Temari: blink blink blink ...?

Gai: Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious.
Lee: I see...
Gai: Put that notepad away! You won't have time to look at that thing during the match.
Lee: I see...
Kakashi: He just noticed that?
Sakura: Is Lee gonna be alright?

"Oh well, if we fail it's only death."Not sure who..., Naruto

"You're fairly weak...so what DO you have between your legs?"Sai, Naruto XD ooooooh buuuuurn!!

"I'm not just a perv, I'm a mega perv!" Jiyia, Naruto

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."-Kakashi

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."-Kakashi, Naruto

"When are protecting something you become truly strong" Haku, Naruto

"Wake up! LEE!" Shaking Lee senseless" Tenten, Naruto

How should I put this? My first impression of this group is that... your a bunch of idiots" Kakashi, Naruto

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" Ino, Naruto

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." Obito, to Kakashi - Naruto

"Sorry I'm late there was this old lady and-"What is there an old hag around every corner? A ninja must be presisce and punctual" Obito and Kakashi, Naruto, Kakashi Gaiden.

"I have a new girlfriend!" Lt. Havoc, Full Metal.

"One day i'll be Hokage and everyone will have to respect me!!Believe it!" Naruto, Naruto ( -.-' )

"I really don't trust a sane person." ~Lyle Alzado (haha then you can trust me!)

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." ~Oscar Levant (and so have I!!)

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." ~John Russell

"You scare me shitless and then ignore me?! I asked who the hell are you!" - Ichigo- episode 1 of bleach (haha i actualy remember that scene its hilariuos!)

"You killed my hat." Good old, (and i mean old), hat n' clogs- while he was trianing Ichigo

"Just passing by. No big deal... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a shinigami, all right?" Uryuu (dont you just love his discreteness?)

"Show us your happy face!" --a bunch of kindergarteners said this as i psassed them on my way to school, in winter, through the snow, AND THEY WERE IN A BUS!

"Here's another curse; may all your bacon burn." -Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle. (hehe omg i luaghed so freakin hard!)

"You think I'm not a goddess?" my outraged rant when i showed up for my science report dressed as aprodite ( what i'm an overachiver!)

Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro:
thinking This brat...I'm going to kill him.

"Die!JUST DIE! you have no talent at all!" -Jiryia to Naruto

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" -kicks jiryia- / Gai

Oro: grabs Naruto with his huge tongue and brings him to his face

Naruto: Why you dirty bastard, if I wasn't tied up in your tongue right now, id sock you in the stomach!

Kabuto: "I missed due to her fat breasts?"

Naruto: What'd You think? I call it, "Sexy No Jutsu."
Iruka: You Dumbass! Don't invent stupid skills!

Naruto: It took me forever to come up with a good face. Three hours later I decided on that one. Yeah, but, but...! It's pretty artistic, eh!?
Sarutobi: Retake it.
Naruto: NO WAY!!
Sarutobi: Retake it.
Naruto: Don't say that!
Glaring
Naruto: Transform!
Female-Naruto: Please, Hokage-sama...
Sarutobi: Bloody Nose, Passes Out
Sarutobi: Sexy no Jutsu...What a devestating technique you have.

Naruto: I call that one...Harem no Jutsu!
Sarutobi: He combined the Kage Bunshin and the Sexy no Jutsu. He's created another stupid skill. I'd fall for this one too...probably.

Kakashi: This milk...went bad days ago. Drinking this will upset your stomach. This could be troublesome.
Naruto: What the hell is this!?

Haku: "by the way...I'm a boy..."
Naruto: :twitch:
Me: WTF?! no you're friggin NOT!

Chouji - I am SO the type to get girls visit! Take THAT Shikamaru!!"

Zaku: They blew up into pieces.
Sasuke: Who did?
Dosu: :help:

Gai: You guys are in the springtime of your life, right!?
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: total surprise An even more unique guy came out
Sakura: Super unique, super bobbed hair...
Naruto: Su-super bushy eyebrows. This is the first time I've ever seen such a thing

Naruto: I get it!
Kakashi: I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?

Sakura: NARUTO RUN... YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.
Kakashi: Too late... Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique
sticks fingers in Naruto's butt
Kakashi: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
Naruto: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kakashi: Hello, students. Sorry I'm late. Today I got lost on the road of life...

Gai: Lee!!
Lee: Sensei!!
Gai: Lee!!
Lee: Sensei!!
hug against beautiful BG of sunset and waves

Kakashi: Ninjas need to eat their vegetables!

Kakuzu: You're pretty clever, unlike this idiot of a partner...

Hidan: Kakuzu WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN ABOUT THAT?!

Jiraiya: I've already mastered the peeping jutsu!
Sandaime: Maybe I'll come with you next time, to see how good you really are.
Jiraiya: thinking Sensei's a pervert...

Shino: I am the leader of this team x50

Hyuuga Neji: You are a loser.. You will always be a loser, because that is what a loser is... A loser.
There is nothing else a loser can be but a loser.
The fact that you are a loser has already been decided.
And when something has been decided, it cannot be changed, because it has been decided!

Lee: Neji, hop on
Neji: Oh hell no!

Zetsu1 : Ahaha! A tentacle!
Zetsu2 : Don't laugh!
:D

Shut up... or I'll kill you!" My impression of Gaara, people only luaghed.

"Baka, baka, baka!! They found out I was peeking! Now my research is ruined!"
-- Jiraiya

"The lotus of the Leaf Village blooms twice! When we meet again, I shall be a stronger man."
-- Rock Lee

Urahara:look, the ceiling is painted like the sky to lighten the mood!-

Ichigo: Great, just like a prison..

Urahara: that's lesson one...you passed!

Ichigo: what!? how!? she beat me like I owed her money!!

Uryu: so...who's your teacher? whose tutelage are you under?

Orihime+Chad: um...

Orihime: well, it's not really a who...actually, our teacher's right beside you.

Uryu: what!? has he cloaked his presence? what power!

Yoruichi: it is I.

Uryu: what!? what the...what is this!?

Orihime+Chad: um...it's...a kitty.

"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

"Why is it that whenever something seems fun it nearly kills me?!"~Usagi

"What day, what hour, what minute and what second was I nasty?!"~Rei

"Give me your head!" Ed Elric from Conqueror of Shambala, taking Alphonse's helmet and scooping water from a leaking boat.

"I'll turn you all into fish!" -Edward from FMA, episode ?

“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” — Urahara Kisuke

“Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?” — Kurosaki Ichigo

“I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!”
– Kurosaki Ichigo

"When I become Fuhrer, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts!!" - Mustang (FUNNIEST ANIME LINE EVER!!)

"WHO DID YOU SAY WAS A MICROSCOPIC SHORT BEAN THAT DOESNT SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES?!" -edward

I'm Glad I'm Short, Then Ed Tripping About That Ain't Right - Edward

"I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet."
-Jiraiya

"Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?"
-Kakashi

Kagome: what kind of food do you like, Inuyasha (as they are walking in the modern word)
Inuyasha: NINJA FOOD!!

Zaraki Kenpachi: How about I give you an advantage?
Kurosaki Ichigo: What?!
Zaraki Kenpachi: I'll let you cut me first. Cut me whereever you want.
Kusajishi Yachiru: Wow! Ken-chan, you're so giving!
Zaraki Kenpachi: Aint, I? I'm literally hemorrhaging generosity.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Don't screw with me!

Ichigo: Release your Bankai! I'll crush it with my hands.
Byakuya: What cheap, provocative words. No matter what you say, my mind will not change, neither will your fate, nor will Rukia's. Bankai? Don't be so full of yourself, brat. For you to die by my Bankai is 1000 years too early. Scatter...Senbonzakura.

Orihime: W-Wow! Such a huge space under the store, it's so cool~! It's like a secret base!
Ichigo: Really?
Tessai: What a magnificent reaction. I, Tessai, am deeply moved.
Orihime: Ehehe, it was nothing.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MILK'S GOOD FOR YOU! DRINK IT!"
"FORGET IT! I HATE WHAT I HATE! IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE JUST BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!"
"GEEZ! THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE SIZE OF A BEAN!"
"A BEAN?!"
"Yeah, a bean!" - milk quarrel with Edward Elric and Winry

loudgasp "LOOOOKKK!!" personlooksbehindhim Edwardkickshimintheface - Edward and a random dude

"Dog huh?" stares at puppy I LOVE DOGS!! -Roy Mustang
"Really? You mean it?" -Fuery
"Of course! Dogs embody loyalyl! They follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and don't even complain or ever once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of MAN! LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SOLUTE THEE!" -Roy

"Oh look, the fullmetal pipsqueak wants to start a fight." -Envy

"Don't underestimate them or you'll die." -Kakuzu
"Like that's even possible, Kakuzu!" -Hidan

"You hole! You cut my freakin' head off! This is like super-mega-ultra pain!" -Hidan(beheaded)

kotetsu&izumostabsHidan "That freakin' hurt!" -Hidan
"What?! Are you immortal or something?!" -Kotetsu
"No , sherlock!" -Hidan

"Ugh! Why'd they have to pick a bathroom for a secret bounty collecting base?! It smells like piss in here!" -Hidan

"CRAP, CRAP CRAPITY CRAP CRAP!!"
Naruto

""Cat didn't get my tongue but nearly roasted my ass!" -Hidan"

"Curse you, aqua scum!"
— umm...uh...some fish from finding nemo whos name escapes me...

-"Your imagination isn't fake; it's another world where you creat your own paridise." -Liliedove

-"I'm a NaruHina fan for the real deal... But a KisaHina fan all the way for fan fiction!... What? You've never heard that opposites attract?"-Liliedove

-"Hugs are better than drugs!"-

-"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove

-"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

"no one grows up. they just learn how to act in public."

"if life were easy, no one would ever die." Sarah Powell

"Thank God! The guacamole is dead!" 'It Came From the Fridge' Part II

"The best way around a problem is through it." Robert Frost.

"This is latin 101. i reserve the right to overload your tiny little brain at my own discretion." Prof. Carolin Hardin, U of L

"i don't know what WWIII will be fought with, but i do know what WWWIV will be like. Medival." Mark Twain

“I feel a lot better now that I’ve lost all hope.”-unknown

“I happen to have a world of experience when it comes to stupidity.”-unknown

“I’m just trying to have a moment of happiness in my otherwise pathetic existence. You can relate, can’t you?”-Joey of Dawson’s Creek

“Why won’t you let me set off the bomb, you bastards!”-unknown

“When I’m bored I dream and I dream I’m bored, and I wonder if the dream-me is dreaming that she’s bored too…”-Mary Seif

“I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.”-Mary Seif

“If you can’t do it right, why bother?”-unknown

“Almost free of these chains…”-unknown

“Oh! And don’t forget the corpse!”-The Whole Nine Yards

“Quiet brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”-unknown

"A smoke bomb, a gas mask, and a helicopter, that's all i ask." Calvin, from the comic Calvin and Hobbs.

"HEY! Hey wake up, you stupid cretin! You're gonna sleep while i get eaten!" Calvin again. thank god for Bill Waterson, their creator.

"(His cat, he calls her, but she owns him not.)" Taken from J.R.R. Toliken's 'Two Towers.' sauron describing shelob.

"That only counts as one!" Gimli, LOTR, Return of the King, after Legolas kills a giant elephant.

"Contains useful information as how to survive: high rise hotel fires, leeches, runaway camels and UFO abductions." review given to the 'Worst-Case Scenario Survial Handbook: Travel edition

"'you cant just turn on creativity like a faucet. youhave to be in the right mood.' 'what mood is that?' 'Last-minute panic.'"-calvin and hobbs again. those two were deep.

"'i wonder why man was put on earth. what's our purpose? why are we here?'-calvin, right before going to sleep. 'tiger food.' hobbs, calvin's stuffed tiger buddy."

"Good heavens i think i blew my face inside out!" -calvin

"'dad, how do people make babies?' 'most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.' 'I CAME FROM SEARS!' 'no, you were a blue light special at K-mart. almost as good and a lot cheaper.' 'AAAUUUGHHHH!'"-conversation between calvin and his dad.

"you can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it."-Bill Waterson

i hope some historian will confirm that i was the fist cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.-waterson again.

"Physical education is what you learn from having your face in someone's armpit right before lunch." -calvin

this is the last one from calvin and hobbs i promise. "Hello? i'd like to know how much a good pair of binoculars

"it ain't the girl scouts, that's for sure."-mr. sir, from the book 'Holes'.

Jackie Chan adventures

Valmont: Three of my enforcers, armed with high tech weaponry ... were defeated by an archeologist?
Finn: Uh, did we mention he had windshield wipers?

Uncle: Mistletoe!
Daolon Wong: Aah! (looks up)
Uncle:
Ha! Made you look!

(After Dark Jackie has thrown the Enforcers out of Uncle's shop)
Finn: Does it seem like Chan's in a particularly bad mood today?
Chow: You mean the psycho? He copped my jacket!

Drago: Ah, Mr. Jackie Chan. My dad sends his best!
Jackie: Your father? Who is your father?
(Drago breaths fire toward him.)
Jackie: Never mind, I have a pretty good idea! Thank you!

Drago: The Earth was within my grasp. You never let me have what I want.
Shendu: I told you not to play with your father's world.
Drago: Why not? You weren't using it. You were always too busy fighting wizards.

Uncle: Did it have any specific markings?
Captain Black: Red eyes, sharp claws, and razor sharp teeth isn't specific enough for you!

Rolf: (Finding out the cockroach is really Eddy) Huh? This is no bug.
Nazz: Is that...Eddy?
Kevin: Hit him again!

Ed: (After Eddy falls off of Kevin's bike; to camera) Look at him bounce, Eddy's brother! (Runs up to Eddy and shakes the rattle) Boy, Eddy! You deserve a shake for that! (Eddy takes the rattle and tries to kick it, but trips on it and knocks it away.)
Edd: (sarcastically) I must say if I were your brother I would be very impressed.

-Joker: Ooh. That is one fat-looking vault.
Penguin: No, Joker!
Joker: (opens Dracula's coffin; sees Dracula) That's one good-looking corpse. (gets dragged inside by Dracula; starts screaming)
Penguin: Breakfast in bed. Fresh-squeezed.

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.”

Richard Adams, Watership Down

"There is not a day or night that a doe offers her life for her kittens, or some honest captain of owsla his life for his chief; but there is no bargain, what is, is what must be.” - -- Black Rabbit of Inlé

Black rabbit of Inle, Watership Down

"It is the law that good shall overcome evil." -- Lord Ak, Life and adventures of Santa Clause

"If the world is dominated by people who believe that their races, their religions, their ethnic differences are the most important factors, then a huge number of people will perish in this century."

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

"Reguarding love, I think fools rush in where the wise fear to go." Wise men never fell in love, so how would they know?

A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be in the cell next to you shouting, 'That was so cool!'

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems!

Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights do make an airplaine

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! Join the army!

Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.

Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.

You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking!

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Will your answer to this question be no?

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

I am not young enough to know everything.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight, three blind men to see fair play, forty mutes to yell hooray, back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot each other

When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he think he was doing?

I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemys told you that?

Truck Driver's Last Words: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Crap!" Only the states of Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this"

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes. - If you can read this, you're overeducated.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

20 July 1990 Eneregizer bunny arrested: charged with battery.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.

Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

I have lots of friends, you just can't see them.

I hear voices, and they don't like you

The next time I see your face, I hope it's on the back of a milk carton

if buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you tie buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

if a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

STRESS: that confusion of the body that comes from surpressing the desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it

America, fck yeah!

"tis nothing, its just a flesh wound!"- the black knight

yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"

save the whales: collect the whole set!

a day without sunshine is like night.

on the other hand, you have different fingers

42.7 percent of all fractions are made up on the spot

99 percentof lawyers give the rest a bad name

i feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

honk if you love peace and quiet

remember, half the people you know are below average

he who laughs last thinks slowest

depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have.

monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week

a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments

if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously missed something.

everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have any film

why do psycics have to ask your name?

inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened

light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

You can’t have manslaughter without laughter

I’d rather be fighting the Man!

I’m here to kill you—next time, keep that chain letter going!

Only the good die young.

Stupidity causes cancer

Management not responsible for lost or stolen virginity

Carpe scrotum!

Semper Fi--Always Faithful, the Marines' slogan if i'm not mistaken.

Good friends are god’s apology for bad relatives.

"A good friend will ask you why you're crying. A BEST FRIEND will grab the shovel and help you bury the jerk that made you cry." --unkown

"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has handed them vodka and have a party."-- Ron White

"How come Karma's never around to bitch slap somebody when you need her too?"--Me

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."--Oscar Wilde

"The problem with defending the English language is that English is as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursed other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle through their pockets for new vocaulary."--James D. Nicoll

"A deep and abiding belief in Karma keeps me off the roof with an AK-47." --unknown, saw it on a t-shirt

"The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off." --unknow, saw it on a sticker

"God is a comedian playing to an audience to afraid to laugh."--Voltaire

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the Mystical. It is the source of true Art and Science."--Albert Einstein

"Faith means not wanting to know what is true."--Nietzsche

Fear less, hope more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; And all good thing are yours.--Swedish proverb

"Where would we be if throughout history, our greatset minds had not feared that which they could not confirm? Embrace the unknown with caution, but not with fear."--Karen Somerfield

"when God spread Inquiry amongst his people, thou came forth to haul thy bounty, and there was much rejoicing... ya' greedy brat."

"Sex is emotion in motion." Mae West

bang head on desk Must Regain Brain

bang head on desk Must Regain Brain

bang head on desk Must Regain Brain
- Anya

Seriously, dude. I'm not really as smart as I seem. I just type fast and carry a fast browser.
- Melly

friends don't let friends watch top model until at least 4 shots of tequila have been consumed!
- eiddy

I was so stunned, I am sure I sounded like a short-bus special.
- amberlynne

you are my special rage hero
- pipesdreams

ha! stupid russians. it's all in the details if you're going to be an evil genius, yo.
- eiddy

Heh. I believe that's the kind of personally we'd call a "hosebeast."
- malisita

Hey! I'm not disorganized, I'm differentlyorganized. Which isn't worse, except for the part where I'm always losing things.
- fearlesstemp

They're making a video game of The Passion of the Christ....
...I for one look forward to the game. I'm assuming I get to smite Romans with my cool Jesus powers, such as walking on water and heat vision. Which sounds downright awesome.
...It turns out that there isn't going to be a Passion game, as that site is a joke. In order to discover this, I had to research long and hard, venturing into the deepest pits of the reader comments following the article.

That said, I have faith in my heart that one day I will get to play a Jesus First Person Shooter.
- Sam

panic knows no governmental distinctions.
- shehawken

and also...nothing is more tacky than in Orlando where they have the "Holy Land Experience." I shit you not, Claris, there is a holy family petting zoo.
- Megdalen
I'm confused
Does that mean there is a zoo, and in one of the cages there is a family, who are holy... with a mom and a dad and a little baby and you can go along and pet them and feed them wine and fish through the cage bars?
If so, then that is really cool, and I want to emigrate.
- TMorel
ROFLMAO!! I'm just reporting the stuff, I didn't name it. They also have a room with a scale model of Jerusalem in the time of Christ and there's a lecture where they point out the sites while you stand around the model-- "There's Golgotha, there's Herod's Palace..." Pretty interesting, right? So then the lecture-guy says, "And right here is the CHEESEMAKER'S VALLEY." So of course I bust a gut laughing, very loud as my laugh is wont to be, thinking that of course he is referring to the "blessed are the cheesemakers" bit from Monty Python's the Life of Brian. But when no one else laughed and all stared at me, I realized that the lecture-guy was serious-- there really is a Cheesemaker's valley, and woe to those who go to the Holy Land Experience with Monty Python Experience in their brain.
- Megdalen

kay, I did not mean to incite a bi-coastal Canadian drug-induced civil war.
- SarahNicole

And really, if I leave an incriminating word out, is there any doubt (knowing me) what word it is? Kill. Stab. Murder. Maim. Strangulate. Defenestrate. Take your pick, it's one of those.
- Anya
Eviscerate! Emasculate!
This is fun!
- Closet Buffyholic

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2

"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates

"You're mad!"
"Good thing, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Lord Becket and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"How soon can we set off?"
-ship falls apart- "Do think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?" -Lord Becket and random crewman from Pirates 3

"You are not my captian!"-to Elizabeth-
"Who among you do you call 'captain'?"
-points at Elizabeth-"Captain!" -random Singapore crewman and Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"You haven't raised an alarm."
"I know. Strange, isn't it? But not as strange as this."
"I said to myself, 'think like Jack'."
"And this is what you came up with? Leave a trail for Becket to follow and betray the pirates? it's like you don't know me at all, mate." -Wil Turner and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"Do you fear death?"
"You have no idea..." -Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What did you call him?"
"...Larry." -Jack Sparrow and Gibbs from Pirates 3

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." -Hermione from Harry Potter/Order of the Phenox

-POW!- "I needed that." -POW!- "I needed that, too." -POW!- "You're pushing your luck, Scoob!" -Shaggy from Scooby Doo 2

"I saw him through the window and he was wearing butt-inspection gloves." -Alex from Home Alone 3

"Dog?! Where?!" -Scooby-Doo from Scooby-Doo/Zombie Island

"If there's a bullet in his ass, then his ass is evidence." - CSI,

"I want to stay here!" "Oh that's just the mortal terror talking!" Candace and Phineas, Disney


Favorite manga:

Full Metal: Ed, Al, Hughes, Colonel Mustang,Luteniet(sp) Hawkeyes, Colonel Armstrong, and Winry are my favorites.

Naruto: Naruto, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Choji, Lee, Neji, Ten-Ten, Ino, Sakura, Yamamotto, Sai, Kiba, Shino, Asuma, Kurenai, Tsunade, Jiryia (sp yes i know), Kabuto, Ton-ton, Gama-kichi, Gamabunta, Kytsuya, Manda.

Friuts Basket: Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Ren.

Pichi Pichi Pitch: ummmmmmm the mind reels. picked it up randomly but found it funny.

STORIES TO EXPECT FROM ME!!

Charmed/naruto/ possible oc.

With this classic tale of spell gone wrong how will these new withes survivve ina world full of ninja ?

Pirates of the Caribean/ oc

not realy sure about this one yet...

naruto piaring/ Shikasaku--

mild piarings inocho, naruhina, sasuke and his emo corner.) Its been 3 years and a lot has changed about sakura so what will happen when the formal iceube of kohona comes back and finds sakura ans shikamaru making out? Well read this tale of randon plots. jealasy and learning what loves about. (its set in a modern tim so shikamaru will not get stuck with chidori as that would probably have been unaviodable. (i apoligies in advance for overuse of the term sas-gay.

Shikasaku--

Sakura is a new student at Kohona's school of withcraft and wizardy. Wil she be able to cope with her new lifestyle after 16 years of a Muggles lifestyle? I Hope! or there'd be no story now would there?

Favorite Pairings

Naruto:

Shikasxsakura

NaruxHina

Sasuke does alone!!

ChojixIno

Chojixsaku

Kibaxsakura

Shinoxsakura

ShizunexKakashi

OrihimexShinji

OrihimexIkkaku

Avatar

Zutara!! (I'll never abandoned ship!! or this ship that is XD)

Jetara (okay, okay so i feel bad for the dude, why not let him get the girl?)

Smellerbeexlongshot

Aang is a monk, THUS HE NEVER MARRIES!!

SukixSoka

Friuts Basket

RenXHanatoro (sp? crap and the horse not the old bat whos akira's mom i get thier names confused >M


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You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

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11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
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I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
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I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

ooooo

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion , re-post this

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD Redone since i have different faves now :DDD

1. Sakura

2.shikamaru

3.Hinata

4. Shino

5.Ino

6. Kankorou

7. tenten

8.Gaara

9. Konan

10. Chouji

11. Pien

12. Kisame

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

AHHH!! no!! AND I HOPE I NEVER DO!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

hotter then an explosion on the fourth of July~~~~

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would question the laws of science...

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

ya, she and the akatsuki landed in these three girls living room in Cali, i cant find it anymore !!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

...that question doenst need and answer...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

AWWWWWWWWWWW FIVE/TEN!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

He would be further scarred for life and promptly crawl into a fetal position and cry "MOMMY!"

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

AWWWWWWWW...okay!~~~ it was a normal afternoon, the normal hinata who lost her bag and couldnt find it, then a normal boy with rosy cheeks finds it for her and dissapears, Now a few years later what happens when they meet by chance at a cafe in London?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

lets put it thos way, there are at leats ten communities dedicated to thei pairing that i can name off the top of my head!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Weapon Talk

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

yes

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

yes, but i print them and then put them on punching bags!!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

..possibly...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Holy Pork Rinds!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Last Resort -- Papa Roach

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: beware of moronoc puppet users and a fish faced freak!!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

twitch So you come to this cloud watching sopt often?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Disturbing to loved ones and fans alike...

20) How emo is Seven?

If shes Emo then Sasuke will admit hes gay...

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Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

If you know someone who should get run over with a bus, copy this onto your profile.(SASUKE!!)

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Afug, xXMadNinjaSkillzXx, Kagome-Loves-Kouga,Universal Disaster

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.(every day...)

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.(ALSO, Every damn day...)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile(yep, I admit it... )

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If you can soulja boy, copy this into your profile)

If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Universal Disaster

If you eould commit murder, should the Naruto show be canceled then add your name to the list! Universal Disaster,

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you agree that Neji shoudl be bitch slapped for the way he treated Hinata then proudly add your name to this list! Universal Disaster

If you know (a) video game characters (b) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges!

If you love pocky, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE NOW!

If you have ever had giant pocky, copy and paste this to your profile (they're like a foot long)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile

If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you think Latix is a funny word, copy and paste this to your profile now!!

If you are Mormon, Think Mormons Rule, or you just know a Mormon...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have been called a spaz more than 5 times in 1 year copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you think Bell from MAR needs to die or just be shot out of a slingshot everytime she gets annoying copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you are in love with MarHeavenAngel's Story...then copy and paste this to your profile!!

If for some reason clowns scare you copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think squirrels will some day take over the world copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever threw a rock at a person you didn't like and hit somebody else instead...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laugh at the word TAMPON copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If your a pathetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever have fallen down the stairs more than 20 times in one year then copy and paste this to your profile!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

I smile cuz I have no idea what everyone is talking about.

Not all Blondes are stupid, some are just fools.

It's a girls world...we just let guys live in it.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness never played a Nintendo Wii!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a Revolving Door!!

If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!

If your begginging to wonder why you go around looking for copy and pastes...copy and paste this to your profile!

Quiz

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? Grab a trash can lid and repeatedly beat him with it till he apolagizes and asks nicely for some cash like a nice hobo!

If you met Sasuke what would you do? Kick him where the sun wont shine ever agian then beat the crud out of him for leaviing kohona, while telling him it would impossible to beat up his brother,

character who would it be? Shino, Shikamaru, or Chouji

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Konoha !! OH YAAAAAAA!!

Are you a fangirl? IsYou mean there are some who arent??

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? MICHEAL JACKSON!! or rather Oreo...AND SASUKE ANDS PEIN!!

What's your absolute favorite couple? Shinosaku, Naruhina, InoCho, NejiTen, Oreo and himself!

Shikamaru or Kiba? SHIKAMARU!!

Ino or Temari? TEMARI!! oh ya she can blow you all the way to Suna!!

Chouji or Lee? Choji hes so cute!!

Do you like yaoi? yes

What makes you happy? Reveiws, reviews, reveiws!!

How old are you? SO RUDE!!

What's the nicest thing you've said all week? BURN IN HELL SASU-GAY!!

Who did you say that to? my poor abused T.V. set!!

Which story did you write that you are proudest of? HighSchool Hole

What's your goal in fanfiction.net? umm better my writing skills!

Are you a kind person? ...I have moodswings...lots of them...depends really how long ago i woke up...

If you were a cookie what kind would you be? The kind who doesnt get eaten!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold, italics are semi or confused)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you hate stereotyping people and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

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Edward Cullen-Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916

Jasper Hale-Charming ladies since 1843

Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916

Alice Cullen-Quirkier than you since 1901

Bella Swan-Clumsier then you since 2008

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

1. Who is/are your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto,Sakura,Shino,Shikamaru,Kiba,Chouji,Hinata,Asuma,Sai,Tsunade,Kotetsu,Izumo

2. What is your favorite pairings?

Shikasaku,Shinosaku,NaruHina,Kibasaku,Sasuke will die alone!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or Hentai fan?

Hell Yes. Both.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

YES!! ME WAS AN ANBU LAST HALLOWEEN!! i even died my hair Blue!!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

i have 12 manga from naruto, about 20 posters, naruto figures and a headband that was stolen TTTT

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Shikamaru, were both lazy geniuses who love to cloud watch.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Naruhina!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

(goes to commit suicide) DEAR LORD NEITHER!!

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 8!!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I did before i read he was actually Uchiha MAdara...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

YES!! i thought at the begging of the series and it was confirmed!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Hidan!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

ANTI. FUCKING. SASUKE.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers?)

no...TTTT !!

15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far?

Yes, and its getting more depressing, DAMN YOU KISHIMOTO WHY DID YOU KILL KAKASHI!!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes, maybe we should ask Tsunade !!

17. Sub or dub?

Dub my eyes get tired readign subs!!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

PRO SAKURA!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

FUNNEH!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes i do, and frankly i think hes insane now...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

UGLY NERD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Neji...wait...no...wait...YES!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

ROCK. LEE. IS. WEIRD.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sai. He wouldhav less injuries inflicted by our favorite medic ninj!!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes!

27. Do you like lemons?

ummmmmm looks around do i have to answer that?

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

a bit, My stepdad watches it with me when he can but he doesnt know all thier names or moves like i do!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

yes!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

lol ohhhhh yeah!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes,the poor girl didnt know it was so addictive...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

lol yeah!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTF is this?"

Yes hes like "who is that?its good!" so he kidnapped it and put it on the board, the class immediatly recognized my Chibi shino!!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

...a bit...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

YES...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

YES!!its in english now but im not 18 TTTT

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

NO!!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

Yes.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Sexy yes, jack ass yes, any better , NO!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

more then one poser!! WHO WROTE THIS THING??

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

YES IT HAS!!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.I already got bebo do I really need to get myspace and facebook as well?

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

f you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!

If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile

Child Abuse:

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mummy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked up all the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just-

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its was much too late

His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah and I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When…

You have seriously considered cliff diving.

At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth.

Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’

Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’

Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU

It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn.

You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary.

You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns.

People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests)

It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities.

You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery.

Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions.

Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring.

You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time.

It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts.

It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Kushina Uzumaki 92, Universal Disaster

f you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

(o.o) Help pokmeon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD .Crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you run around the house screaming that you have lost your mind. Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend Edward Cullen is hotter than him! Crazy is is telling your best friend (mishacon) who is also in love with Edward that you love him and when he comes to your school you are going to marry him and wear blue,green, or brown everyday beacuse Edward likes those colors! Crazy is going up to random people and telling them you are in love with Edward Cullen and will someday marry him, crazy is when you and/or your friends claim your everlasting love to a fictional character then cry when the said fictional character dies.If you've ever said to peopls who keep saying Ms.Fate deals bad cards, "AT LEAST SHES STILL DEALING!" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you trip on air copy this into your profile!

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore (Karin in Naruto Shippuuden)

If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when,

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say Naruto.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet)

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (as long as its in a movie or cartoon though)

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948,Hinarulover, Jasper Whittlock Luver,Universal Disaster

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948,Hinarulover, Jasper Whittlock Luver, Universal Disaster

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK

If you think Sasuke's nickname is "Captain emo f'cktard" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just realized your profile is a TAD too big, and you have given up on making sure you dont have to of the same thing, copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend half an hour making up random copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your pro XD

If you just relized that there isnt a glitch on the computer and the scroll bar really is JUST THAY SMALL cop and paste this to your profile...

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And th e kids drove out of sight.

I

got

into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
ement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is
cutting

me,

LR
While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting

me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drdrive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final
moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

This is true, I love being weird! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Kyubi Kitsune no Mizu, Branwenn-wolf,Sahdowcat, Demoness Drakon, SesshyLover-cha, Likes to Smile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Holden

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? Decmeber

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?black...

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Liz

7. Your favorite number? 42

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? OCEAN!! cept when theres sharks circling me...

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I WISH I WAS A TRI-BILLIONARE!!

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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YOU KNOW YOU LIKE BIKER MICE TOO MUCH WHEN...

Immediately upon seeing the title of this page, you quote Vinnie and shout, "Too much is never enough!"

Fishing becomes less a sport and more a form of revenge.

You feel a desperate need to move to Chicago.

When you saw the end of "Once Upon a Time On Mars", you sighed.

When you see someone out riding a motorcycle late at night in Chicago, it makes you smile (yeah, this was a personal experience).

You love Wrigley Field, despite your vehement hatred of baseball.

You’ve been searching your radio for "The Sweet Georgie Brown" show, but to no avail.

When you find a page that sells Biker Mice videos, you get up out of your chair and dance. Badly.

You devote a small corner of your room to the pagan worship of Tom Tataranowicz (I’ve got a virgin sacrifice lined up for next Friday. Any volunteers?).

You watch the original "90210" and pray that Ian Ziering laughs like Vinnie at least once during the episode.

You watch "The Tick" in the vain hope that Rob Paulsen will do his "Throttle voice."

You wish YOU had buck teeth, too.

You despise shirts, no matter what the weather.

You have a dream about a new season of Biker Mice, then become thoroughly depressed when you wake up and realize that it doesn’t exist.

You’ve bookmarked Bikermice.com.

You see the fish swimming in your mother’s aquarium and wonder, Are we next?

When your house becomes infested with vermin, you purposely hide the mousetraps and lock your cat on the porch.

You want to kill the Power Rangers—not just because of their existence, but because they pushed Biker Mice out of the #1 spot and spelled the series’ doom.

You bought Biker Mice slippers for five-year olds, despite the fact that there’s no way in Hell they’ll ever fit your own feet.

Your nightly prayers include the phrase, "Please please please bring back Biker Mice."

You deeply regret the fact that human beings don’t have tails.

You judge any potential romantic interest by the characters in the series ("Hmmm. Well, she has Charley’s wit…" "Well, he’s no Throttle, but if I can just get him into a pair of leather pants…")

Whenever you go to visit relatives, you frantically page through the TV Guide, as "they might get it here."

You can name every episode you taped over (and you could kick yourself for taping over "My Cheese is Quick" so you could watch something else later).

Ladies: your ideal man is seven feet tall, has an overbite, lots of facial hair, neck hair, chest hair, back hair, etc.

You credit the series with your score on the verbal section of the SAT (I know I do).

You quote Modo’s mother.

You’re willing to take Stan Lee and Marvel Comics hostage to force them to bring back Biker Mice (I’m willing to negotiate, but if they don’t hurry, then Andy Kubert’s head is going through a wall!).

You watch Akira and think to yourself, "Now if these guys had done the animation…"

You switch to contacts just so you can wear sunglasses like Throttle’s.

The Hair Club for Men hangs up on you because of your repeated inquiries about transplants on your arms, legs, back, etc.

Despite the fact that the art was lacking, the three issues of Biker Mice from Mars you found in comic book form are the most prized in your entire collection.

When you have children, you plan to name one of them Vincent, then try to convince your signifigant other that Throttle and Modo are good names, too. If nothing else, then you demand that your next child will be named Charley...As long as it’s a girl.

You reason that the only reason Martian mice were never discovered by humans is a coverup effort by the Martian government (destroying the sattelites; forcing them down into uninhabited areas, etc.).

You dyed a yellow strip down your scalp so you could look like Rimfire.

You’re going to build a monument to the noble young men and women lost during the Plutarkian War (as soon as your government funding comes through).

Instead of screaming on roller coasters, you make a point of shouting, "AOOOOOOOW!" as you go down the first big hill.

You see Mickey as a corruptive influence.

You’re working to get that law on beastiality repealed before we make first contact with Martian mice grin (Come to think of it, you could make a really sick joke out of the "first contact" part, too).

You named your bicycle "Lil’ Darlin."

You define "quality time" as sixteen hours of nonstop Biker Mice episodes (family is so highly overrated).

You want a war to break out soon so that you too can be a Freedom Fighter.

You fill in the Species blank on any fansite guestbook with something other than "human."

You wouldn’t mind being abducted if it was Martian mice instead of those damn grays (even if they still did the anal-probing thing).

You become frustrated that your word processor has very few synonyms for "cheese."

You check out books on motorcycles, cheeses, and firearms to hunt up possible character names for your next FanFic.

If you are guilty of at least five of these things, then my friends...welcome to the club!!

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The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 4,069 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Into Naruto's World by Karaoke reviews
Two girls get sucked into the computer screen while watching Naruto...and Konoha will never be the same! First few chapters will be a bit boring, but the pace will pick up, don't worry. A bit of SasuOc later. Unfinished, but not for much longer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,522 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Hiruzen S., Team Seven, OC
Troublemaker by sacredairbga7 reviews
NejixSaku Meet Haruno Sakura, a typical junior high school prankster. When her prank got out of hand, the principal decides to assign Sakura a mentor. As Sakura was starting to behave herself, a new problem occur that made her more rebellious than before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Love of Clouds and Laptops by Twilight-to-Nightfall reviews
Dani Shields, the top student in her class and an aspiring novelist. Nara Shikamaru, a genius with a 200 IQ who is too lazy for his own good. What if this over achiever and this lazy ninja happen to meet? Can their two worlds turn into one? ShikamaruxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,103 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Shikamaru N.
25 Ways To Annoy Your Favorite TDI Characters by Theater Of The Mind reviews
Read the title people... Anyways, I am explaining and elaborating a few ways to annoy each character, Trent is up chapter 26
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Toshiro's 15-year-old Girlfriend by desiccated-hearts reviews
•Hitsuhime• One-shot • "It was only a kiss, Shiro-kun. I bet… your first kiss!" And Orihime had guessed right. • Revised • Rated K •
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - [Orihime I., T. Hitsugaya] - Complete
High SchoolWhat a Drag by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Hinata,TenTen,Temari,Sakura,and Ino are all BFF's/adopted sista's going to a new High School.Gaara,Neji,Shikamaru,Sasuke,and Kiba are the rich bad boys who get everything they want, except the girl's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
One A Day by mlr236 reviews
Sakura meets a new boy at her school, named Gaara. She helps him cope with his problems: failing grades, an abusive father, and a bad smoking habit. GaaSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Cindersoot by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura is the heiress to one of the richest noble families in all of Japan. However, her stepmother takes away all of that when her father dies. What happens when she meets Prince Sasuke by accident? AU. R&R! •Updated - Chapter 17•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,316 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
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The Masque of Red Death by nocturnalMusings reviews
It was then their two worlds collided. But the reaction they had was way more than just the normal reactions associated with meeting Sabaku no Gaara. GaaSaku story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
I, Sakura by Rai Lockhart reviews
I, Sakura, am in love with Shikamaru Nara. I, Sakura, want to tell him. And I, Sakura, have just made the biggest mistake of my life. Read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,143 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar ::One Shot:: by Katqueen95 reviews
.Dedicated to Maresia Eterna. He looked at her, and she faked a smile. When they started dating, she cheered him on. When he said he would propose, she told him she was happy for him. If only he had seen the truth behind her smile.
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Aina, The Talentless Witch by HookedOnAvatar011 reviews
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The Haunted House Of Konoha by Katqueen95 reviews
What happens when Sakura challenges Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba and Akimaru to sleep in the haunted house of Konoha? Read to find out...MUHAHAHAHA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Valentines Day by Red Moon Ninja reviews
A sequel to Santa Clause. If you havent read that you should. And if you've already read this, sorry. But that wasn't the story. That was another story I'm working on. I accidentally uploaded that one and went ahead and posted it without looking it over.
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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters by guardchicky reviews
CHAP 23 UP : MAYURI AND SHUUHEI. Ways to annoy characters from Bleach. I actually have quite a few, including those who usually aren't mentioned in other annoying thingies.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
The Kick Of Love by lovagirl132 reviews
While Sakura walks with Garaa to Konoha to attend a wedding, that Garaa doesn't know about,they play a game. What could this game lead to? What does this have to do with Sakura's foot connecting to Garaa's body? GaaSaku SakuGaa SakuraxGaraa GaraaxSakura
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Sakura's Dare: Part II by Rememberance of Something reviews
[One Shot]This is the sequeal to Sakura's Dare: Part I.
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Sakura's Dare: Part I by Rememberance of Something reviews
[One Shot] Ino Dares Sakura to kiss Gaara due to boredom. Possible sequeal.
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Total Drama Wireless by Poetic Nothingness reviews
A collection of super-short, crappy, spur of the moment cell phone commecial parodies. Definely the type of thing you need for a bad. These were written purely for entertainment and in no way are a display of my writing skills.
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Total Drama Bloopers! by Chupacabra Kid reviews
Random bloopers from the episodes! Enjoy! Rated T for mature references. UPDATE: You can now post ideas for bloopers, and I might use 'em!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
Scary Stories by Chupacabra Kid reviews
A collection of Scary Stories retold by the TDI gang. Story 1: The Wendigo
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Santa Clause by Red Moon Ninja reviews
What Hinata really thinks of Santa Clause. I wrote this in Science
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A Tiger Master's Code by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
101 things that Master Tigress absolutely, positively, 100 percent cannot do at the Jade Palace or in the Valley of Peace.
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First Kisses by x.Radish.x reviews
Your first kiss is never the way you want it to be. “In fact, your first kiss should probably be classed as a ‘hazardous and highly dangerous experience’ and avoided like the bubonic plague.”
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Konoha's Mon High by lovagirl132 reviews
Sakura joins a school for monsters, being a witch herself. What happens when she falls in love, makes strange friends, and tries to figure out the murders that have occured? LOTS of Drama.DeiSaku DeixSaku DeidaraxSakura SakuDei ShikaIno KibaHina NejiTen
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Festival of Love by Kibadelagenshin reviews
When Ino requests that Sakura accompanies the Kazekage to the Chunin Festivals, she's a little disturbed to find out that he has red hair, a love tatoo, and Oh my gosh! It's Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,697 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Coming Out by Soozen reviews
Sequal to Hide and Seek. Haruhi and Mori get caught.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Fitting In by Beautifulx-Tears reviews
After moving around for most of her life, Sakura is now facing the most challenge yet: English High School! Can she survive without falling into the wrong crowd? And What Happens When she falls for the most dangerous guy in her year? GaaSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Autumn Memory by Revya reviews
Hitsugaya Toshirou has decided to give his beloved ice maiden a very precious autumn memory. HitsuRuki One-Shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Rukia K. - Complete
Naruto: Kunais and Computer Viruses by twilight-yuna17 reviews
What happens when two cousins, and a best friends over the Internet,get an Email click it and some how end up in the world of naruto? Read and find out. Along the way old freinds are found, Can five Ocs become ninja? click and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
He Loved Her Laughter by lgardne6 reviews
Believe in the lesser told love stories. Because sometimes growing up is all it takes to discover the you are in love with someone who was there all along, and that it's a love worth fighting for.kibasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Starbucks Love by bloodysandbaby reviews
Hinata, Sakura, and Ino are regular girls trying to get through their junior year and their job at the mall. they think their lives are perfect, until they meet the guys of their dreams. OOCness couldn't be helped, sorry. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Learning To Breathe by LoveX3You reviews
Ha, this is just a high school story with stupidly funny things and a little romance. It's a story you won't regret reading. Pairings SakuGaa, SakuSas, ShikaIno, NaruHin, LeeTema, and TenNeji. AN: I have to much fun naming these chapters. lol R & R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Isla Muerta by Dinohunter55 reviews
Five people struggle to survive when a storm forces them to take shelter on in the shadow of an island off the coast of Costa Rica. The strange events that follow will change their lives forever.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007
Luck be a Shinigami by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Ikkaku's always been lucky. Rangiku, Renji, Rukia, and Yumichika are about to find out why...with a little help from Orihime. [Some course language]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Orihime I., Ikkaku M. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reminder by Lizard Pie reviews
Moira was convinced that she had no more feelings for him. She should have known womanizers are tricker than that. Partial LiamXMoira
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Kyo Sohma's Advice Column by Silvertears713 reviews
The title explains it all. Have questions or need advice? Well Kyo's your man, here you can ask him anything you want and he will gladly reply to you all. Thank you please read! Rated T for safety
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kyo S.
Stand in the Rain by bloodysandbaby reviews
Just a little KibaSakura oneshot i wrote, it takes place between Dropped and Hold Me. hope you guys like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Assistance by QianYun reviews
[ByaRen] It had to be through some extremely odd twist of fate that he found himself hanging upside down outside his captain’s window.Or just his friends messing with him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Big Shots by OuEstLaCraie reviews
House joins a chat room, and talks to some other big shots. HouseCSIWithout a Trace crossover. Rated T. Read and review, please!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hold Me by bloodysandbaby reviews
The third and final segment in my KibaxSakura stories. It's official Sakura Haruno and Kiba Inuzuka and done for good. But when a series of unfortunate events happens can the two reurn to each other ..... for good?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Leaves: a collection of drabbles by nearsightedness reviews
Assorted drabbles, with varied characters and pairings. May contain spoilers. Newly added: Kaien & Renji and IkkakuRukia. Also has ShuuheiRukia, ShuuheiMomo, and ShunUki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Rukia K., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Changes by Believing is Seeing reviews
After getting in a fight with Robin, Starfire heads out, She runs into Speedy, along the way several life changing events occur...rated T...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
A Man's Drink by Fandomme reviews
Upon meeting Hakoda for the first time, Zuko discovers that Water Tribesmen have a unique way of determining manhood. Part Two of the Drinks series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Grown up by vertigo-star reviews
Sakura's grown, but her team mates aren't about to accept that. Ino has a plan now, opperation Get Haruno Sakura as far away from them as possible! Safe? Of course not, what's the fun in that!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H.
Dirty Little Secret by kaelien reviews
Before the lights leave, Usagi confesses to Seiya that she returns his love, and he leaves with a promise to someday return. Soon after the departure, Usagi suddenly moves to an unknown school far away, hiding a secret.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,656 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, K. Seiya/Sailor Star Fighter
How to Feel Alive by Tutankhamun reviews
Set after Nami defeats Ms. Doublefinger in the Alabasta arc. Some ZoNa fluff. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Placing The Blame by Yoruichi-Yoshi12 reviews
A HaruhiMori oneshot! Haruhi trys to place the blame on one of the boys for making her so distracted during Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Sand Speak by Tea's reviews
Actions speak louder than words. Or in Gaara's case, sand speaks the loudest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by EE's Skysong reviews
Sentence drabbles. Are we friends? Two thin gashes and their palms slammed together, and Smellerbee had her proof. Smellershot, suggestive
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Catch Me by bloodysandbaby reviews
Sakura Haruno is the new girl at school, she didn't expect any trouble. but trouble is all she's gotten since meeting Kiba Inuzuka and his gang. How'd a smart, sweet girl like her get dragged into this crazy world of gangs and gang fights? KibaSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,402 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Late at Night by shigemoto reviews
What Mori remembers late at night. MorixHaruhi musings. First story.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Best Medicine by kuro's girl reviews
Haruhi gets sick and Mori takes her home.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Green Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
Gaara and Sakura have an unexpected collusion. This starts the addiction... that will calm one demon, and instigate the other. Sets after the preliminaries of the chunnin exam. GaaSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Talkative by TeaForRevenge reviews
With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Bleed by HK Keiji reviews
[Gaasaku] Gaara in his sandbox, meets Sakura. They meet again, many years later... fluff, love, angst
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Blossom of a Desert Cactus by Yami and Ryoko reviews
He was a monster. He wasn't supposed to have feelings. He wasn't supposed to fall in love. But something about her intrigued him. It drew him to her. She was gentle. She was an angel. She didn't deserve a demon. Can she make this cactus bloom? Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara: Trapped in a Super Market by weirdest1 reviews
What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara
Fly by DreamingIris reviews
Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Never would have guessed by Astaildiarfreak reviews
the missions don’t come like they used to, the girls decide to have a sleep over and the boys decide to crash it. GaaraSakuraNeji. Omg…I suck at summaries, and this is my first GaaraSakura story…forgive my n00bness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Notes by Kyo-my-Love reviews
When Kyo is left home alone he decides to find out who Tohru likes...and just his luck, Uo and Tohru have been writing to one another about the school dance on friday and who they are taking! Kyoru oneshot!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Halloween in Suna by weirdest1 reviews
A Halloween battle who will win? who get's scared? and who kisses Gaara? And yes I know it's not halloween
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Gaara
Aishiteru, Cherry Blossom by PetitDejeuner reviews
Sasuke's back, and put on a sort of village arrest for a year. But how will that go over when he realizes that he's in love with Sakura, and that she's going on a mission with Neji and Gaara, two others that are vying for her attention?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Small Summer Fling by Hisaki Kage reviews
When the summer festival comes around, Sakura gets depressed for she has no boyfriend to spend the night with. Discovering a unconscious Kiba and a shaken Akamaru, she takes them into her house and fixes them up. One shot. KibaSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2006
Blow Out the Candle by Remus's Nymph reviews
Gaara does not celebrate birthdays. Or, at least, he didn’t use to. GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Cinderella by tropical.waters reviews
He promised you a palace. I promised to make you laugh. [One Shot]
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Up Close and Personal by dissolves reviews
Sakura is sent to Sunagakure on a mission to train the medic ninja there. Yet, there is one little problem…She’ll be living with the Kazekage and his family. Will her emotions get in the way of her completing her task?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
One fell swept by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
Serenity loves Seto. Serenity loves Joey. Joey hates Seto. Serenity is in a trashcan. [Oneshot]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2005 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
The Truth About Santa by PinkStarz reviews
Otherwise known as, 'Why Kaiba shouldn't be telling bed-time stories to the children'.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2004
Late Night Misadventures by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Sakura and Kakashi return for more embarrassing situations and nocturnal misadventures in this sequel to “Late Night Awkward”. Featuring girly situations, swordplay and bandits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2004
The River of Somnolence by Pickle of Doom reviews
Typical girl-gets-dropped-into-ME, Legomance, and 10th Walker story, only hopefully not so typical. Not a Mary Sue. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Legolas
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Orihime's Crack reviews
looking for those elusive crack pairings such as Shinji/Orihime, Ikkaku/Orihime, and the rest of those bleach boys? Well look no further here are some for you crack addicts!K-T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ikkaku M., Orihime I.
Do The Time Warp reviews
Alex and Cody are in for some interesting experiences when they fall into the world of naruto shortly after the Kakashi Giaden episode. On thier paths to become ninjas will they flunk or will they become cool shinobi? No piarings yet. i suck at summeries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Minato N., Rin
Through The Years reviews
Sakura and Shikamaru through the years, this fic wil get progressively longer in length so don't let the first chappie confuse you or the bad summary. T for future chapters Shikasaku Sakushika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Answering Machines! reviews
Ever wonder what the Ninja of Naruto would have as thier voicebox messages? Well guess what? I happen to have a pretty good guess!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Akamaru, Kankuro
A Drunken Exchange reviews
Shikasaku sakushika: Sakura and Shikamaru run into to each other at a bar on Saint Pattys day, what heppens next? Read to find out! PLease R R rated for language blame Tsunades influence opn Sakura XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
High School Hole reviews
Alice,Cody and Josh's lives are turned upsidedown in thier freshmen year when akatski and Kohona ninja are at her school. Will they survive the turmoilous work and still try to keep the naruto gang from knowing the know thier identites?CHP 9 IS UPHallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Naruto Fangirl Hotline On The Air reviews
ever wanted to talkto a naruto guy or girl? Well, call us on our radio station!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Minato N., Haku
The Writer and The Techie reviews
Fiveyears since the class of 2722 graduated from high school as usual the freaks geeks are holding an Anti-school funtion,the Anti-School high School Reunion.So now Alexa is stuck with roundign the gang together includung a certain coyote superhero OCxTec
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Tech E. Coyote, Ace Bunny
Studying Hard, yeah? reviews
Deidara and Sakura are on a study date, this is more of a drabble then anything else, o jsut thought oit would be funny this is for lovagirl132's cameo contest. Oh and cuase my friend wanted me to write it happy?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Chocolate reviews
A halloween drabble for my fans while im workign on my other fics Dedicated to my friend Allison!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
30 Ways to Die: Anime Style reviews
Funny, hope you like, its mostly Naruto though.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Lost in a World Unknown reviews
DISCONTINUED Blame Allison she wont coppoperate........
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
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