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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I'm just a boring old person who reads too much fanfiction but cannot write... As I started to read more and more, my standards became higher... and I've learned that although some stories deserve all their reviews and more, other popular stories are rather over-rated, and some truly praise-worthy stories lack the recognition they deserve.


Twilight is my current addiction but I'm getting a little wary of repetitive and cliched fics. Sure, fanfiction is for fans to explore the possibilities... but atleast keep it in character and within reason, please.

Things that irk me in Twilight fanfiction:

1. Edward never returns. - Sure, through Bella's POV we don't see how important she is to Edward. But it's not that hard to figure out. He can't stay away. Oh... and Bella getting all angry and vengeful when they meet again... OOC much? I'm not even saying that she doesn't have a right to be... but obviously that's not Bella!
1b. Related to this would be Bella having a a daughter with Jake and Edward falling in love with her. Not even remotely possible.
1c. When Edward left, he left Bella pregnant. OMG. Go back to your romance novels.
1d. Noy only does Edward not return, but Bella has found herself some kickass coven or she is some highly revered member of the Volturi. Uh... Everytime I see one of these cliches I feel like I've stepped out of Twilight and into some other strange supernatural story with vampires... and the only words that come to mind are... "ex-girlfriend's posse..."
1e. Bella was changed by Laurent in the meadow. - That's not what makes the story hard to stomach.., It's what happens in the story after Bella became a vampire that just ruins it all.
1f. What's with the Bella becoming a singer/joining a band thing anyway? Because that is just so OUT OF THE BLUE I'm confused... and amused (not in a good way).

2. Bella chooses Jake. Jacob is great. But you must have missed something because Stephenie made it pretty obvious that there never was a choice. It sucks to be Jake but it was quite obvious her feelings for him can't compare to true love. Get over it. Sorry that Bella doesn't love Jake as much as you do. I have nothing against Jake, but I just hate the overly dragged out and cliched love triangles I keep seeing. It wasn't much of a triangle anyway, Bella never had to choose. if you think it's remotely possible, then you're missing the whole point of the story. The "love triangle" wasn't even that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Jake needs some loving too... but not from Bella! And that BS excuse that Bella didn't try to let herself be happy without Edward is SO LAME! What did you think she was TRYING to do when he was gone? She wasn't telling herself "act depressed, act depressed" all the time. She just couldn't help it. Jacob made her feel better during her dark times, but he didn't make her world RIGHT or COMPLETE. And choosing Jacob-- that's not the way it should have been. She and Edward just have that special connection. I love it when people say "ignore Eclipse and BD" or something.. as if that would make all the difference.. Sure, while you're at it.. why don't you just ignore everything else and ignore their names and call them Jack and Jill or something?
(BTW I'm not a Jacob hater... See? I'm perfectly civil. Just that BellaxJacob gives me heartburn. That and BellaxJasper, BellaxCarlisle, etc... Gosh, Bella is such a fanfiction whore.)

3. Edward leaves again/cheats on Bella. - Yes, lots of drama. But have you even read the books? Do you get the characters at all? "I am not planning on writing the Twilight Saga from Edward’s perspective. The reason, two things: New Moon would be horrible. I have said before that I have to live these emotions to write them. I don’t want to live in that place for six or seven months. I really don’t. It would be way too depressing. It would not be a fun book to read. It’d be boring in lots of spots because how long can you read about someone curled up into a ball doing nothing but moping?" (Stephenie Meyer at The Host signing.) He wasn't out having a party the first time... Why would he do it again? Please, this is Twilight, not some soap opera. Just for the record, he is not going to leave Bella just because someone smells better than her or something. That is just laughable, really.

4. Edward had someone before Bella. Human memories fade with time, but it's not amnesia or something. Like he would forget someone he felt strongly for before Bella.

5. Edward is a man whore. I can even tolerate it if he's more outgoing... he certainly has the charm... but really, Edward is too kind to treat women that way. Why the heck would you write about Edward if all you keep is his name? No, playing the piano and having a crooked grin does not mean you have Edward down. Sheesh. Geez, make some other bronze-haired guy and call him BOB.

6. Emmett is dumb. Alice only does shopping and makeovers. Rosalie is just b-tchy because she is full of herself. - Way to insult an author by botching up her characters, really. If I read another fic about Rosalie looking at mirrors in her free time, I will stab someone. She's vain, but thats just blowing things WAY out of proportion!

7. Jacob rapes Bella. - He may be a bit pushy and immature, but Jacob would NEVER do that to Bella.

8. Bella gets turned into a vampire and has these amazing superpowers. - I don't think I need to explain how silly that one is.

9. Messing with the canon couples. - Jasper without Alice? Emmet and Bella? Ew. So wrong it makes me cringe. What did they ever do to you? So what if Edward was not the single one? Bella didn't fall in love with him because he was the only single Cullen. That makes her sound really desperate. Twilight is told in Bella's POV, but it is Bella and Edward's story. The bonds of the Cullen family are very beautiful and essential in Twilight. So you have a preference of one character over another, but there is a really big difference between interpretation and disregarding practically everything the author has worked on. Again, soap opera fetish much? If Stephenie wanted that to happen, she would have written their love story instead. Yeah, I know.. it's FANfiction. But how much of a fan are you if you're just a lazy author who steals someone else's characters and keeps them away from who they want to be with? Not to mention place them in ridiculous scenarios...

10. Bella/Edward have a sibling we never heard about. - Uh...right. And sometimes they even fall in love with Edward/Bella. Blasphemy! And just for the record, there are no long lost Cullens! Stephenie Meyer herself said there are no strays running around!

11. Someone told me to add ALL-HUMAN stories. I'm guilty of indulging in some once in a while when there aren't enough NON-HUMAN ones. While I've enjoyed quite a few of these, recently the majority of them are so obnoxiously riduclous. Edward is either a total jerk or a total doormat.. and Bella gets away with being the biggest, whiniest btch ever just because she's insecure. Giving her more of a backbone doesn't mean making her a hypocrite on permanent PMS. I read Twilight fanfiction because I really loved the original story and characters, not because I want to see stories that are a cross between Jerry Springer and 90210. Besides continuing the ones I've been following, I have to say I'll be staying away from these.

12. Bella running to the next vampire willing to change her. Bella fell in love with Edward because he's Edward. She's not going to go running off to the next guy who's going to chomp her neck because that's not what she's looking for. Geez... way to make her look superficial. She isn't like Gianna who sees vampires at their worst but still wants that immortality and beauty. Bella sees EDWARD, the one she loves, and his wonderful family, and wants to be part of that. There is a difference.

13. Jacob has imprinted on Bella. - If that were the case, it would mean they were meant to be, which clearly changes the whole entire story. Anyway, even before she changed the story and gave Jacob a bigger role, she already planneed to have him imprint on Renesmee (even though I don't really like THAT idea...) "I had to answer the question for Bella. What does Bella Swan do when true love leaves her? Not just true love, but Edward Cullen! None of those other heroines lost an Edward (Romeo was a hothead, Willoughby was a scoundrel, Tristan had loyalty issues, Heathcliff was pure evil, Rhett had a mean streak and cheated with hookers, and sweet Gilbert was much more of a Jacob than an Edward). So what happens when True Love in the form of Edward Cullen leaves Bella?" -- Stephenie Meyer - I don't know how she could have made it even clearer. He TRIED to force something that couldn't be forced, it didn't work... and that's that.

14. Edward lied about having someone before Bella. - THAT is so stupid and OOC. The whole point was he is just as inexperienced as Bella, even though he is over a century old.

15. Bella has/had some secret life before coming to Forks. Sometimes these are really well-written, interesting and almost believable, but most of the time they just seem like an excuse to rewrite Bella's personality.

16. Bella was found by the Cullens as a kid and was raised by them. - Okay, these were really fun to read at first... but they quickly lost their appeal. Every member of the Cullen becomes sterotyped and OOC, and everyone just fawns over Bella... who seems to have an excuse to grow up as a spoiled, whiny teenager because she was raised by them. Bella as a kid was cute, but the story gets so tiresome without any real substance.

If you think I left any out... feel free to PM me.

Some of these plots are just really cliche and overdone, but I've found one or two good ones... but others I would never read, out of respect for Stephenie Meyer. Butchering her characters or ignoring what she's told us... that's just plain abuse.

If you're planning on writing Twilight fanfiction. I suggest reading the Personal Correspondence from Stephenie Meyer on the Twilight Lexicon herself to get more insight on the characters. Anyway, I can't blame her for getting too frustrated to read anymore fanfiction. I'd cry if people abused my characters this way.


I like Edward but I wouldn't call myself Team Edward. To me, this team thing is quite ridiculous. This is not some reality dating show. Not like there was any real choosing anyway. One thing really annoying I've seen on the net from anti-Edward people. 1. They accuse us all of being mindless fangirls. While that might hold some truth, it's pretty presumptious to put us all in the same boat. After all, who is the bigger fan-girl, a supporter of the canon couple, or someone insulting others because they don't like what happens to their favored character? 2. We are narrow minded because we can't see Bella happy with someone else. Well, she isn't! But sometimes I'd rather see Edward with someone else :P

I love all the stories listed under my favorites, but I think oneshots have made the biggest impression on me so far. I guess squeezing the message into one chapter can make it so much more powerful. Here are some of my favorites:

Only Human – by ChieriAn9el

The Truth About Juliet – by luvcali76

Tradition – by Amelia Bedelia

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A Brave New World by Mei Li Young reviews
Three years after Edward's mysterious disappearance, Alice calls Bella with disturbing visions of Edward in trouble. As the past meets the future, and a new threat rises, Bella must fight to save the man she loves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,026 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Revolution by knicnort3 reviews
Vampires have taken over and hunted humans to near extinction. A small colony of surviving humans led by Charlie Swan has built a new life for themselves. When Bella's brother Emmett disappears, she enlists the help of imprisoned vampire Edward to find him(AU)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 184,066 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Precious Moments: Usagi and Mamoru Drabbles by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Drabbles for the UsakoMamoru LJ Community! Including some drabbles for the Community's second anniversary...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Eternally Intertwined by Bronzehyperion reviews
The moment vampire Edward Cullen meets human girl Bella Swan, he is attracted to her. But she is taken so he cannot pursue her. Things change when his sister Alice has a vision that intertwines Edward's life with Bella's indefinitely. Eternally...COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 297,931 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Path Not Taken by KzintiKiller reviews
Bella gets a firm wake up call in this alternate universe to Eclipse. Strong Bella. Definitely Team Edward territory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Never Too Old To Play Dress Up by youngandobsessed reviews
Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dawn of Day by sunflower-queen reviews
He loved her so much, even then, that he'd tried his hardest to hold them together... He'd tried. But in the end, it hadn't mattered. She'd left anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,831 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Century of Celebrations by carbrain reviews
Post-Eclipse. Bella buys a birthday present for Edward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renesmee's Tantrum by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Edward loves it when he gets to show his daughter off to the world, but too bad Renesmee doesn't feel the same about sharing her Daddy. Written for Father's Day/Edward's Birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Trances and Beginnings by flute-genevive reviews
Entry for the Lion Lamb 15,000 member contest. 1st place fanfiction winner. Esme tells the story of Edward's love life, before, after and during Bella. Structured around TS Eliot's "Portrait of a Lady".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My True Love by WhyIsBellaTheOne reviews
Edward and Carlisle discover their feelings for each other and run off. Can Esme put perfect,sweet amazing Bella back together? Will Bella realize that her silly feelings from before are nothing compared to the overwhelming passion she has for Esme?B/Esme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Nightmare by TeaLover001 reviews
Jasper returns from a hunting trip early to surprise Alice, but he gets an unwanted surprise of his own! Crackfic. Don’t read if you genuinely love Bella or Bella x OC fics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Heartbeat by Elaina7774 reviews
Bella is a witch and transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year. There she becomes dazzled by the mysterious Cullen family. Can love survive blood lust, dark magic, and the secrets hidden deep inside the Forbidden Forest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,350 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Daylight's Requiem by downtimexdamage reviews
Something is lurking in the forests of Forks preying upon Bella, and it is frighteningly dissimilar to werewolves and vampires... exb.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,117 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Bella, Edward
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
Distractions by teamEdwardonly reviews
What all were the schemes of Bella when Edward tried not to touch her while on their honeymoon? Read on for the trials and tribulations of a wife lusting after her vampire husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,159 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghost of You by something in the wind reviews
When they say respect the dead, heed that warning. Isabella Swan a normal high school girl moves to Forks but unexpectedly finds herself bound to the vampire Edward Cullen. Why may you ask? Because he is the only one who can see her spirit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,060 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me by TweetyPie85 reviews
After Bella's changed, she finds a moment to tell Carlisle the truth about her transformation. But what happens when the one person she's desperate to hide the truth from finds out?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Forever and a Day by Aldara Gaea reviews
This was my conjectures on how Breaking Dawn was going to turn out. Now that we know, I can't really keep writing it... there's just no point in my view: I like to stick to cannon as much as possible. Everything I wrote for it is here, enjoy if you will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,417 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Requiem for My Brother by OstentatiousNature reviews
New Moon. Rosalie's POV. "But if Edward didn’t come home? How would the rest of us go on without the soft tinkling of the piano downstairs?I knew.We wouldn’t.I knew that the piano in the front hall would remain forever untouched if he never came home."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
May the Best Date Win by amomof5 reviews
After Twilight, Bella spends the happiest summer of her life with Edward. What did they do? Lots of dating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Water Under The Bridge by Pforte reviews
AU: Bella wasn't so uncharacteristically lucky when she jumped off the cliff for recreational purposes and the last thing she felt for a long time was the crushing pain when she hit the water. BellaEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Drabbles by wildly-wrathful reviews
Drabbles for the series Twilight. Includes ships such as EdwardBella, SamLeah, and Kate Garrett. Used to be apart of Twilight 100, but decided to put the longer drabbles in their own section.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chaste Bite by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Near Wild Heaven by greenlemons reviews
Bella is in heaven and spends her whole time watching Edward from above. What she's doing is wrong especially when she can't help herself from touching him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Bucket List by nothingleft reviews
Edward wants to make sure Bella doesn't miss out on any of life's important moments. Bella's only got the one request. The Cullen clan take it upon themselves to make sure Bella doesn't miss a thing. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
Just Another Night by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Like every night since they met, he holds her in his arms and watches as she sleeps. A one-shot from Edward's point of view that takes place just before the first chapter of "Breaking Dawn".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Memories of Passion by Soapy Harlequin reviews
Usagi is fed up as being seen as a 14 year old incapable of an intimate relationship when it is not the case. It doesn't help her situation that she has been having dreams from the past and they are NOT of bunnies...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,387 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
An Arrow of Love by May4192 reviews
In 1820's, Edward is this coldhearted man who does not believe in love. Bella is a helpless maiden who is running away from Mike Newton, the man that her stepmother wants her to marry. Will Edward and Bella get hit with Cupids arrow? Both humans. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,646 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
A Rough Start by freeatlas reviews
AU&OOC:All Human: When Edward unexpectedly runs into his ex-girlfriend, the woman he's been pining after for the last three years, he is shocked to discover the hardships she has been through in his absence. And since when does she have a daughter? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Darkest Hour, Set On Fire by xEtERNaLR0MaNCEx reviews
What if Bella and Edward met when Edward decided to go off on his own away from Carlisle and Esme? How would everything turn out and how would it be handled? How would the blood lust be endured so more tangible than before, so more powerful, and alluring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Only Human by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Two days before the wedding, Bella visits Sam Uley to ask him to pass along a letter to Jake. When he is not too friendly, she tells him how similar their situation really is. A very short scene.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Because of His Amber Eyes by Incandescent Irony reviews
A post-Eclipse one shot. Just another night that Edward stays with Bella …
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tradition by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Alice suggests that Bella and Edward follow a typical wedding tradition - they aren’t allowed to see each other the night before their wedding. Bella, however, is sick of Alice's traditions; this is what happens when she breaks them. Edward/Bella One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Beautiful Love by crescent09 reviews
Edward and Bella were bethroted 18 years ago but were never infatuated due to their distance. When she moves right next door to him, the opposites begin to attract. How hard can it be to resist the beautiful, conceited but alluring Edward? All Human, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
I Vant to Suck Your Blood! by ChieriAn9eL reviews
After she had been repeatedly told how tempting her blood was, Bella Swan should have expected that eventually, she would be attacked... It was inevitable.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
When I see them by cassierigum reviews
The thoughts of some of the Cullens when watching Edward and Bella. Contemplations of Edward preBella. My first Twilight fanfic ever! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Jealousy by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Jacob has moved on. A married Bella and Edward discuss how she feels. BxE because anything else is just wrong.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Bella is calling out for Emmett in her sleep. Should Edward be worried?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
There Is A Number of Small Things by abstraction reviews
The greasy feel of thunder tangles in her hair, and the chill silently shocks her cheeks, but she doesn’t shy away from it. Not anymore. Five snapshots of Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Satisfied by Three-Quarter Moon reviews
ONESHOT. Takes place during New Moon. Days after Edward tells Bella goodbye, the other Cullens watch as he slowly withers away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
My Cliche Contribution reviews
I was cracking up after reading NotToBeMessedWith's Attack of the Cliches. She asked for suggestions and I got inspired. These probably aren't as funny, but they were fun to write. xD I'm not expecting reviews...Flames maybe... which will be used to burn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete