Ilyusha
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Joined 08-05-07, id: 1344452, Profile Updated: 12-11-07
Author has written 59 stories for Harry Potter, Blakes 7, Lord of the Rings, Man From UNCLE, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

I hate writing profiles... Hmmm... I normally go by Ilyusha, Casha or Wilderness Child... you can pick and choose; I answer to most and I'm friendly most of the time...

I write because I like to write... I read because I love to read... chances are I've read and loved your stories... I'm just awfully awfully bad at commenting (because I am really bad and kharmic feedback will get me in the end) and will probably go to the Special Hell that's reserved for... well, you know ;)

That said... enjoy!

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13 Autumn Leaves reviews
G1. Slash. ProwlxJazz. Yet another ProwlxJazz Halloween Challenge from Livejournal. A series of drabbles based around 13 prompts to do with Halloween. These are loose interpretations! Enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Tracking on Through reviews
G1. 28s Meme for my OC, Tracer. Angsty: After having fallen into recharge on Trailbreaker, Tracer is faced with a dilemma she’s really not sure she knows how to handle. Excited: Hound shows Tracer a little more of Earth’s variety and she actually enjoys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
Paranoia reviews
G1. Slash. Red Alert is sure Inferno is plotting against him! This was written as penance for pairing Red Alert with someone else see Security Breach , and to apologise to Inferno
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Security Breach reviews
G1. Slash. Prowl is determined to get to the bottom of how the cassettes manage to sneak into the Ark so often. Another prompt from the tf bunny farm on LJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Underestimated reviews
G1. Why exactly is Red Alert so nervous around the peaceable Perceptor? Prompt taken from the tf bunny farm on LJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Prime Decisions reviews
G1. Slash. Optimus PrimexRatchet. Ratchet comes to terms with his feelings after having Prime on his operating table.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Activities in the Supply Rooms reviews
G1. Slash. RatchetxWheeljack. Inventory is boring. Inventory in the dark is problematic. Although Wheeljack has plans to take inventory of something else… namely Ratchet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Experiments with Science reviews
G1. Slash. RatchetxWheeljackxPerceptor. Ratchet discovers a little-known secret about Perceptor and exploits it mercilessly. Neither Perceptor or Wheeljack are complaining though.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Glitched reviews
G1. Slash. Red AlertxInferno. Inferno stands up for Red Alert after the whole Negavator incident
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
All Tied Up reviews
G1. Cybertron introduces new leash laws. Ravage isn't happy. Which means that Rumble and Frenzy are ecstatic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Lamborghini Sandwich? reviews
G1. Slash. Red AlertxInferno. Inferno has an interesting encounter. Ties in with the 'Dreams' series of fics previously published here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009
A Sense of reviews
A collection of stories centered around a thematic table. This Chapter - Peace G1. Slash. Red AlertxInferno.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2008
Stunticons vs Combaticon reviews
G1. Breakdown calls for help when Vortex’s taunting gets too much. And Motormaster actually responds. Slash only if you squint. Short and surprisingly cute... for Stunticons at any rate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Eternal Flame reviews
G1. Slash. Red AlertxInferno. Inferno knows the best way to get Red Alert out of the security center.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Left Out reviews
G1. Slash. Feeling left out is a feeling Prowl is not accustomed to. And he is determined not to be left out again. Sideswipe feels exactly the same. Except then Jazz and Sunstreaker begin to feel left out. And Red Alert wants to be left out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Searchin' reviews
This is the back-story for my OC Tracer. Admissions in the night and downtime lead to thinking and more admissions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Painful Pleasure reviews
G1. BreakdownxMotormaster. The Stunticons each have different ways of dealing with the lack of sensations their forcefields provide. Dub-Con. Mentions of mech on mech action.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Contested reviews
Slash. G1. Red AlertxInferno, HoundxMirage, ProwlxJazz. A simple conversation leads to an interesting competition. But who will win in the end?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Comfort reviews
G1. Slash. IronhidexRatchet. It was always an effort convincing Ratchet to leave the medical bay in someone else’s hands while he took care of himself, but sometimes the effort was well rewarded.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Broken reviews
G1. Slash. IronhidexRatchet. Interfacing until Ratchet was in recharge sounded like a good idea at the time, but Ironhide soon realises that all may not be well. Fluff and vague references to intimate behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Good Things reviews
G1. Slash ? Red Alert/Inferno. Summary: Red Alert always does his duty, missing out on what others see as the good things in life. But Red Alert knows all about the good things in his life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Flying Infatuation reviews
G1. Slash. Skywarp/Thundercracker/Starscream, Skywarp/Sunstreaker. Skywarp is infatuated with a certain Autobot… and actually longs for jet judo… Written for the March Mecha Erotica challenge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
A Series of Firsts reviews
G1. Slash. Lots of pairings. Late night conversations between old friends can lead to startling revelations and the realisation that high grade and horny mechs do not always go together… Written for January's Mecha Erotica challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Set to Music reviews
G1. Slash. Various pairings. It's the music meme that's doing the rounds on LJ. Play ten songs and write for the duration.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served… on a Porsche reviews
G1. Slash. SunstreakerxJazz, JazzxProwl. Sunstreaker thinks it’s unfair that Sideswipe got Prowl all to himself. And Sunstreaker is nothing if not competitive. And Jazz wants to get his own back on his bondmate. Continuation of Undeniable
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Lingering Touch reviews
G1. Slash. Red AlertxInfernoxProwlxJazz. Every Autobot knows that Red Alert’s sensor net is the most sensitive of all the Autobots. But how many know how much more sensitive it can get? Jazz and Prowl find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Undeniable reviews
G1. Slash. SideswipexProwl, JazzxProwl, Red AlertxInferno. Sideswipe will do anything for a repeat of the previous sessions and he's determined. Very determined. But then, so is Prowl. Continution of Dream Machine and Loss of Control
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Loss of Control reviews
G1. Slash. Sunstreaker reminisces and decides he wants more. Sideswipe just has one thing on his agenda and Jazz discovers that while it can be fun watching, it’s far more fun to be involved! Prowl just doesn’t know what to think! Sequel to Dream Machine
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Dream Machine reviews
G1. Slash. ProwlxJazz, SunstreakerxJazzxSideswipe, Red AlertxInferno. Good things come to those who wait and Prowl is determined to ensure that his mate only gets the best. Continuation of sbx’s Good Dream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Armor Up reviews
AU!Movieverse. Ratchet/Ironhide. The Autobots have left Earth, returning to Cybertron having shared technology with us. But we took it further than they intended us to, creating cyborgs that now fight a war for us and them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Love Is All You Need reviews
G1. Slash: JazzxProwl, RatchetxWheeljack, Red AlertxInferno. Summary: The Beatles had it right when they sang about Love, it really is all you need. It’s just realising that isn’t always that easy. Warnings for fluff and more corn than a corn field!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Protection reviews
G1. Slash. IronhidexRatchet. The medic’s job is to patch everyone back together. But who patches the medic back together?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Perks of the Job reviews
G1. Slash: Red AlertxInferno. There are definitely perks to being the Security Director.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Subtle reviews
G1. Only Red Alert would notice the differences, but then he didn’t know any better. Absolutely no warnings… there’s no bad words or even any slash in here… Written for the tf80sfun livejournal community prompt 'post holiday blues'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
It's Snow Joke reviews
G1. Slash: Red AlertxInferno. Summary: Sometimes as much fun as winter can be, it isn’t fun if you’re paranoid... unless you're with the right mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Overworked and Overloaded reviews
G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Summary: Prowl works too hard... Short oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
At Christmas: Love reviews
G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Written for the Livejournal ‘prowlxjazz’ community Christmas challenge – Love – While waiting for the shuttle casualties to recover, Jazz poses an interesting question. Warning for AU and fluffiness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
At Christmas: Joy reviews
G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Written for the Livejournal ‘prowlxjazz’ community Christmas challenge – Joy – Jazz wanders the halls, trying to find peace for his tormented spark. But the distraction comes from what he considers an unusual source
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
At Christmas: Peace reviews
G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Written for the Livejournal ‘prowlxjazz’ community Christmas challenge – Peace – It’s December and Megatron makes an offer the Autobots can’t refuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
At Christmas: Hope reviews
G1. Slash: ProwlxJazz. Written for the Livejournal ‘prowlxjazz’ community Christmas challenge – Hope – Prowl asks Jazz for help in raising the morale on the Ark… is it a wise decision?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
October Challenge ProwlxJazz reviews
Slash: ProwlxJazz. G1. Written for the Livejournal 'prowlxjazz' community October challenge. Five fics written around five word prompts.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
25 Fluffy Fics RemusxSirius
Slash: RemusxSirius. Written for the Livejournal '25fluffyfics' community. 25 fluffy fics for one pairing written around 25 word prompts. This is for Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,385 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007
Believe
Slash: RemusxSirius. Remus is downhearted, yet Sirius will always believe in him. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Far Too Long reviews
Slash: RatchetxWheeljack. G1. Written for the Livejournal 'mechaerotica' community September challenge Arguably Canon Pairings. Summary: It’s been far too long… four million years too long...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Sunsets and Mechs reviews
A sunset evokes a warm sensation, even in the most battlehardened warriors. G1 featuring Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Not intended as slash. Drabble. Fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
A Choice Made reviews
Response to a Livejournal challenge As a gift any occassion a character opens their box and...it's empty. Why? What happens? It's up to you. G1 SkyfirexStarscream. Slash if you squintPairings: Skyfire and Starscream... slash or non slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
A Helping Handprint reviews
Slash: JazzxProwl. G1. Written for the Livejournal 'mechaerotica' March challenge – Good Clean Fun! All about doing the dirty in the water...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
What Better Way to Spend the Day? reviews
Slash: RatchetxWheeljack. G1. Written for the Livejournal 'mechaerotica' community February challenge – a valentines fic with free reign to create new or old traditions. Written and submitted in February, posted now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Finesse reviews
Slash: RatchetxWheeljack and BumblebeexGrimlock. G1. Written for the Livejournal 'mechaerotica' community New Year challenge – a WTF? pairing... Written and submitted January 207, posted now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Valentines Day Challenge 2007 reviews
Written for the Livejournal 'transficsation' Valentines Day Challenge series of short stories based on word prompts. Slash very likely! Range of G1 characters. Drabbles too short for summaries I'm afraid! Written and entered in February, posted now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Perceptions reviews
G1. Spike asks the one question no Autobot has a ready answer for. Slash ProwlxJazz if you squint real hard
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
You Can Still Be Free
Erestor and Olórin 'friendship' Prequel of sorts to Istari Love WARNING: some vague mention of torture, nothing graphic though. Written a few years ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Illya Bear reviews
Slash: IllyaxNapoleon Illya gives Napoleon a gift. Fluff, pure and simple. Written a while ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
The Biggest Gamble reviews
Slash: IllyaxNapoleon Written for the livejournal 'muncle' community Secret Santa 2005. An episode based slash ficlet. Warnings: Spoiler for The Thrush Roulette Affair. Written a few years ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Imagine reviews
Slash: IllyaxNapoleon A fight that can’t be won... Written a few years ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much? WARNING: Character Death!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Mourning The Night reviews
Slash: ErestorxElros implied, also ElrondxGlorfindel Two members of Imladris grieve. Written a few years ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Lament for Gandalf
Slash: LegolasxGandalf. A lament for Gandalf. Legolas muses, but does not have the heart to say, the grief is still all too near. Written a few years ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Mixed Signals reviews
Slash: AvonxVila. Written for an opening line challenge by Peja. Written a few years ago, posted now.
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Memories reviews
Slash:RemusxSirius. Remus reads through his diary... and relives some old memories... Written a few years ago and only just now being posted here... procrastinate much?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete