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Joined 05-18-20, id: 13444593, Profile Updated: 09-15-21
Author has written 7 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Little Red Riding Hood, Nightmare Before Christmas, and A Christmas Story.

Hi, I'm a writer/creator with Asperger's Syndrome (a high-level form of autism). As you can probably tell, I absolutely love ABBA. My favorite songs by them include "When I Kissed the Teacher", "Tiger", "Eagle" (full version over cut FTW!), "Lay All Your Love On Me", "Does Your Mother Know", and "Angeleyes". Speaking of which, has anybody reading this heard that ABBA has announced a new album to be released in November? It will be called "Voyage" and will feature full versions of a few previously discarded songs, as well as the obviously new ones! I'm so excited! I won't be able to attend their virtual concert coming up, what with my having no on-demand transportation and having sensitive hearing that would be aggravated by the event anyway, but I'm looking forward to November to get that album!

Okay, enough idol-fanning; I'll get back on topic now. I also have a fascination with newspaper comics (I actually have created two of my own that I plan to put in a syndicate someday), amusement parks, books/websites about weird facts, and paper puzzles that require some thinking to solve (such as sudoku or crossword).

Not to sound accidentally like I'm bragging or anything, but people have been telling me for a long time that I have a talent for writing. Well, I guess now that I'll get to put that claim to the test! :-)

My name isn't actually Beth (I presume that this misconception was started from people seeing that letter combo in my username), but now that other users regularly refer to me as such, I consider it acceptable as a sort of username shortening on this website.

I would like to thank fellow user Gs33022 for his ongoing support!

Ah, y yo hablo español también. Si necesitas hablar conmigo pero conoces español mejor que inglés, no te preocupes.

Please note that, in addition to being a college student, I am pathologically prone to episodes of reduction in mental health, a big contributor to this being the fact that my country has widespread and hateful political beliefs that are keeping certain minorities like me treated as second-class citizens. When I lapse into such a period, I have trouble focusing on certain hobbies such as writing because I can't enjoy them. If my WIPs are taking a long time to update, then I'm probably either working on assignments (if term is in session) or taking a prolonged length of time for my upset mind to cool off. Thank you for your understanding.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when I'm sick, I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun, I'm BLACK, when I'm cold, I'm BLACK, and when I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Which percentage are you? 5% or 95%?

El hombre caucásico dijo, "Se la prohíbe a la gente de color aquí." El hombre afroamericano se giró y se puso de pie. Dijo entonces: "Escúchame, señor...cuando me nací, tuve la piel NEGRA, cuando me crecía, tenía la piel NEGRA, cuando estoy enfermo, tengo la piel NEGRA, cuando tomo el sol, tengo la piel NEGRA, cuando tengo frío, tengo la piel NEGRA, y cuando me muerto, tendré la piel NEGRA. Pero para usted, señor, cuando se nace, tiene la piel ROSA, cuando se crece, tiene la piel BLANCA, cuando está enfermo, su piel se hace VERDE, cuando toma el sol, la piel de usted se hace ROJA, cuando usted tiene frío, su piel se hace AZUL, y cuando muere, su piel se hará MORADA. ¿Y se atreve usted a llamarme "de color"? Pone esto en su perfil si te disgusta el racismo.

¿La chica a que acabas de llamar gorda? Está tomando una sobredosis de las píldoras de dieta. ¿La chica a que acabas de llamar fea? Pasa muchas horas en maquillarse porque espera que la gustare la gente. ¿El chico a que acabas de hacer caer? Está abusado demasiado en casa. ¿Ves al hombre con las cicatrices feas? Luchaba por su país. ¿El hombre a que acabas de burlar porque estuvo llorando? Su madre está moriendo. Pone esto en su perfil si estás contra el acoso. Predigo que 95% de vosotros no lo pondréis en vos pérfiles, pero soy cierto que la gente amable y atrevida lo hará. ¿Cuál porcentaje eres? ¿5% o 95%?

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By Night One Way, By Day Another by hanny spoon reviews
A collection of one-shots surrounding Fiona and her family dealing with the curse.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,085 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Princess Fiona, Queen Lillian, King Harold
Redemption by emeraldphan reviews
Sequel to the 1971 film. Moving to the factory was only the beginning for the Bucket family. What will the future hold as they adapt to their new life and how will it change their reclusive new benefactor?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,792 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 5/7/2020 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, Mrs. Bucket
Charlie and the Chocolate Monster by Gs33022 reviews
When a scary Chocolate Monster threatens Mr. Wonka's famous chocolate factory, the chocolatier is forced to call in the famous Mystery, Inc. to solve the creepy caper.
Crossover - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, Fred, Scooby Doo
Bucket Of Salt by GrandpaJoeProductionFanfiction reviews
Set 14 years after the events of the 2005 film. Charlie is now an adult living as the heir to the Wonka empire, and while his new reality is undoubtedly a step up from where he came from, he now dreams of a life bigger than that of a chocolatier. However, after Charlie gets entangled in the life of an old acquaintance, he quickly learns exactly what he wants in life.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 91,720 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 5/29/2020 - Charlie Bucket, Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka, OC
The smooth talker by Theindividualist reviews
"Charisma. Some want it, some have it." This guy wants nothing to do with it. Four others get saved by it, but at what cost? (2005)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/27/2020
The Skeleton Key by mattTheWriter072 reviews
Screams and skeleton keys: the Wonka household holds its charms. Inside its walls, Willy and Dr. Wonka keep their secrets, but whose secret is worse? (2005 version, collab with Turrislucidus, oneshot)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1 - Wilbur Wonka, Willy Wonka - Complete
El Regreso A La Fabrica De Chocolates by MittoBoy18 reviews
Charlie Bucket es despedido de la fabrica de Willy Wonka y necesita ayuda para recuperar su trabajo y los únicos que pueden ayudar son los otros 4 ganadores de los boletos dorados. Mike, Veruca, Violeta y Augustus deben ayudar a Charlie antes de que Willy Wonka vuelva a hacer el concurso de los boletos.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2020 - Charlie Bucket, Veruca Salt, Mike Teevee, Willy Wonka
Dimension Dilemma by Gs33022 reviews
When Mr. Wonka and Charlie Bucket get transported into our world and discover real-life Wonka products, what do you think will happen? Be sure to read and find out! :D (2005 film short story, with Johnny Depp Willy Wonka, and Freddie Highmore Charlie Bucket) (CHAPTER 5 IN THE WORKS, SO STAY TUNED)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka
A Bad Egg by Gs33022 reviews
The audio and video for the infamous "I Want It Now" were recorded at a different time, but what if this happened in-universe? What chaos could ensue? Be sure to read to find out! :D (1971/WWatCF)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2020 - Charlie Bucket, Mr. Salt, Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka - Complete
When You're Feeling Down by Gs33022 reviews
Just a little encouraging one-shot I decided to make in my spare time. Enjoy, everyone, and feel free to leave your thoughts in the review section. (takes place in the novel universe and my story, "Charlie's Chocolatey Adventure")
Crossover - Space Channel 5 & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2020 - Ulala, Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
What Could Have Been by Gs33022 reviews
This story is a novelization of Roald Dahl's first draft script of the 1971 movie, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". I hope that you enjoy it, everyone! :D (1971 version characters, using Roald's first draft script)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2020 - Published: 10/18/2018 - Augustus Gloop, Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Wonka and Wilkinson by TwilightSparkle3562 reviews
Three years after reopening his Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka and his second-in-command, Arthur Wilkinson, spearhead a plan to find an heir to the Wonka throne. *Prequel to the 1971 film, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
From Deserts to Desserts by mattTheWriter072 reviews
Willy Wonka explains to Charlie how he was able to rebuild Prince Pondicherry's palace, before showing Charlie around the Dirt Desert, where the Never-Melting chocolate is now made. (2005 version, oneshot)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2019 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
An Unlikely Chocolatier by Softkitty55 reviews
What if someone other than Charlie Bucket inherited the wonderous chocolate factory? How will Willy handle the situation he hoped he never would have to face? Based on the 1971 movie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017
Hoagies, Heroes and Subs Oh My! by Random Guise reviews
Ralphie had the best Christmas a boy ever had, COULD ever have when he received his Red Ryder BB gun in the 1983 film. But like everyone, at some point the holiday is over and you have to go back to school. Miss Shields gives her class an assignment to put on their imagination caps; Ralphie wears his all the time anyway. I don't own these characters, but I've had a BB gun.
A Christmas Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
The Anniversary Tour by Softkitty55 reviews
Twenty years had passed since Charlie inherited Willy Wonka's wonderous chocolate factory. In honor of the milestone, the duo decided to invite the runner-ups for a reunion tour. However, life has not been exactly sweet for the runner-ups and some of them may still have a grudge against the candyman and unprepared to face their past mistakes. Based on the 1971 version.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,565 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 2/26/2017
Harmonious Flavors by InsaneColoratuba reviews
Willy Wonka hasn't seen the girl who introduced him to the piano since he left secondary school. Yet when he releases six golden tickets into the world, she comes back into his world... with her daughter, the sixth ticket winner, this time. WilderWonka/OC, sixth-ticket fic
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 6/17/2015 - [OC, Willy Wonka] Charlie Bucket
Roy and the Chocolate Factory by mattTheWriter072 reviews
This is the story of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory from an Oompa Loompa's perspective. Follow Roy as he receives the news of the Golden Ticket winners and oversees his fellow workers during the tour to make sure that everything runs smoothly. (2005 version)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Willy Wonka, OC
When Chocolate Meets the Airwaves by mattTheWriter072 reviews
This is my hypothesis on how Willy Wonka invented Television Chocolate. (2005 version, oneshot)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Willy Wonka - Complete
A Fizzy Misadventure by mattTheWriter072 reviews
What if Augustus and Violet had not been eliminated before the group explored the Fizzy Lifting Drinks room? What if Willy Wonka allowed everyone to sample his experimental beverages? Here's what I think would have happened. Enjoy! (1971 version, oneshot, rated T for language)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Augustus Gloop, Violet Beauregarde, Mike Teevee, Willy Wonka - Complete
Too Good to Last by Turrislucidus reviews
On the day Willy Wonka closes his factory ... forever ... Grandpa Joe reflects on how he came to be standing before the now locked gates. 2005.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Willy Wonka Eats a Kit Kat by Sonny April reviews
Yeah, I'm not sure what this is either. Well, the title pretty much says it all, but I guess I should give a description anyways. Enter the psyche of Willy Wonka as he eats a Kit Kat for the first time, after Charlie convinces him to do so, of course.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Pure Imagination by cantwebeseventeen reviews
An in depth look/character analysis of the mysterious and intriguing chocolatier, through the eyes of someone close to him. Based off of the 1971 movie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Willy Wonka
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The Girl with the Blueberry Curse reviews
1971 film. After an incident, a witch places Violet under a spell: by day, she is normal, but as soon as the sun sets, she transforms into a human blueberry. The family tries to hide this spell's existence as they cope over time, but the only way to lift the curse is through a consensual kiss from someone who cares for her back, which is pretty hard to achieve with cocky manners!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,162 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Sam Beauregarde, Mrs. Beauregarde, Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka
Battle of the Lamp
A one-shot of the infamous lamp incident, told from Mrs. Parker's point of view. (Sorry, I don't believe for one second that she just knocked it over by accident while she was watering her window plant.)
A Christmas Story - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Published: 12/25/2020 - Complete
Entomophobia reviews
While clearing out the late Oogie Boogie's lair, Jack Skellington and the Mayor of Halloween Town discover a resident whom almost nobody knew existed. Pogey Boogie, also a boogeyman, had been living with Oogie as a father-son relationship but was locked in the basement and replaced with Boogie's Boys when proving to be too benign. How will the town react? Rated T for abuse history.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 10/31/2020 - Jack S., Sally, Mayor, OC
Not 'Til You're Twelve, Son! reviews
One-shot, 1971 movieverse. Just over two and a half years after the chocolate factory tour, the one birthday that Mike has been anticipating eagerly finally arrives. He always remembered what his Pop had told him about that special day...but unfortunately, that was before the family's abrupt lesson about their parenting tactics.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2020 - Mike Teevee, Mr. Teevee, Mrs. Teevee - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood: A Modern Parody reviews
This is a spoof about how this classic fairytale would turn out if it was set in the chaotic year 2020.
Little Red Riding Hood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2020 - Complete
The Chronicles of Miranda Piker reviews
When Roald Dahl was writing "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", he almost included six Golden Tickets, with the extra going to a girl called Miranda Piker. Dahl removed her late in the writing, but what if he didn't? Here's my take on how her scenes in the book and movies might have turned out if a certain scene had been in the story.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2020 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Very First Tester reviews
One-shot, set over a year before the 2005 movie. Willy Wonka invents the three-course-meal gum, with high hopes of its success. An Oompa-Loompa volunteers to test the new product, while everyone is unaware of its glitches...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2020 - Willy Wonka - Complete