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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Alex Rider, Charlie Bone, Beyblade, Chuck, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Brotherband Chronicles, Merlin, W.I.T.C.H., and Tokyo Mew Mew.

Hi everyone.

I want to shut out a hello to all the people who have read any of my stories and I have a lot more on my computer to put on when I finished my other ones. Now no-one seems to be reading a story that i think is great! It is by EvilGiraffQueen and it is a Sandlot one so people you should read it, it is great!

Any questions about my stories messages me and I will answer them without giving away the story and I would like to thank by big sister for all the help she has given me with writing, thanks to her I have gotten much better.

And yes, a lot of might have realised that I am posting a lot of stories up at the moment, well it's the morning, I'm the only one up and I am very bored, plus I felt like doing to see how many people might like some of the stories on my USB. So please find one from you favourite Anime, book or whatever and see if you like it!

Also at the moment I am into Yaoi and Yuri at the moment, so a lot of my stories will involve that BUT not as the main thing...except for one, it's a Sailor Moon/Saiyuki cross-over and the main girl with be gay so...yeah, don't like don't read! :)

You know your an idiot when:

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile ( Honestly, Some Mary Sues get on my nerves like the ones in shows like Inuyasha because they're just unrealistic. But they make sence in YYH sometimes because Hiei and Kurama would never fall in love with anyone else.)

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kikyo is a bitch and should die, Shadow Ice Maiden, T.Fox5, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will give you their umbralle when it is raining

REAL FRIENDS:Will take yours and say "Run Bitch Run!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys and their accents, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile

If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

Okay, is what i would do and say if i met Robert (however the hell you spell his name, his plays Edward in Twilight) on the street

Tilte head and smile sweetly and say: you were kinds cute when you played Cedrick (I think thats how you spell it) in Harry Potter...what the hell happened? Wait for a reply tehn give him to answer: 1. you got hit by a bus or 2. you spent to much time with Zac Effrons (However you spell that idiots last name).

If you hate Robert whats-his-name and think this is funny or you would do thus yourself post this on your profile

If you hate Zac whats-his-name (from above) post it on your profile

If you met Zac (From above) and Robert (From above), screamed out :I think i have gone blind or I am scared for live! repost this on your profile

Okay, say you have watched New Moon and when Edward took his shirt off you waited for all the girls to stop going 'ahhh' and shouted out 'Oh, My God i think i am Blind or I'm scared for life now' or if you want to do that re-post this on your profile

if the only reason you went to see New Moon was because most of the movie you get to see Taylor (i can't spell his last name but he play Jacbo Black) without a shirt on and went 'ahh, i'm in heaven' re-post this on your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

If you want to kill Sasuke for leaving the leaf village copy this on your profile.

If you think that Neji and TenTen are meant to be copy this on your profile.

If you thought Gaara was a bad guy the first time you saw him copy this on your profile.

If you think Orochimaru is an evil jerk that needs to go die in a hole then copy this on your profile

If you're torn between the Hinata/Naruto pairing and the Hinata/Kiba pairing copy this on your profile.

If you think that Lee and Gai are the funniest people in Naruto copy this on your profile.

If you are a die hard Zutara fan copy this on your profile.

If you love Tokka, copy this on your profile.

If you screamed in horror when Aang kissed Katara in his dream in 'Nightmares and Daydreams,' copy this on your profile.

If your heart stopped in absolute terror you found Mai and Zuko got together, copy this on your profile.

If you are an avid W.I.T.C.H. lover copy this on your profile.

If you think Nerissa is totally insane, copy this on your profile.

If you can relate anything you hear to something your favorite comedian said, copy this on your profile.

If you screamed at the TV when Zuko jumped in front of the lightning to save Katara, copy this on yoru profile.

If you laughed hysterically when Cedric ate Phobos in 'Z is for Zenith,' copy this on your profile.

If you think Phobos is practically a girl, copy this on your profile.

If you like the W.I.T.C.H. TV show better then the comics, copy this on your profile.

If you think about your favorite shows 24/7 and have dreams about them, copy this on your profile.

If you are addicted to your music, copy this on your profile.

If you are on the computer, more than anyone else in your family, copy this on your profile.

If your sister thinks that your favorite shows are stupid, copy this on your profile.

If you can't beat em, join em.

If you can't join them, bribe em.

If you can't bribe em, blackmail em.

If you can't blackmail em, kill em.

If you can't kill em, you're screwed!

If you have ever tried to perform alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or by clapping your hands paste this into your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

If you laughed when you found out that Yagami spelled backwards says Im a gay then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...)

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

Many, many, many... many people love Twilight. Copy & paste if you love to HATE on it.

Copy and paste this into your profile if FMA:Brotherhood owns the original anime.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, BLEACH, and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

If you like the triple dots... exclamation marks! and/or smiley faces :) post this into your profile...:)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, LOTR, Alex Rider, Immortal Instruments, Infernal devices, Ranger's apprentice, Vampire Academy, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys and their accents, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile (...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (who hasnt wanted to slap someone?!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I will RULE the World with the help of EVIL plot bunnies)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (hmmm if they do can i be the one driving?)

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (cow, sock, peach, FIRE, other random words. ect.)

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (stupid stairs)

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (my dad gets mad at me for this all the time)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (hmmmmm hav i?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (no dur i havent died yet)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (who hasnt talked to themselves? everyone raises hand sticks tounge out at everyone)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

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I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Zakmaniac, Musiclovesbest, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST wear a kilt

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a homosexual who's looking for attention.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? One on my elbow from falling out of a tree and onto a barbwire fence

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? posters, some drawings my friend drew for me, pictures of my friends, maps of Australia and the World, a star map

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I use to talk in my sleep and I snore when I have a cold...(Or so I have been told by my family)

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN To? A whole variety of music



7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Not sure at this moment.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books, my USB (with my stories on it) my photo albums


10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? depends on where I am


12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? when my friend moved to Queensland

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know different types...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care about eyes but I do like red hair

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Don't know, I would probably be proposing...






23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Probably not I'm just really flexible

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't know any


27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Three dogs


29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Not sure...Probably that they're always there for you and you for them and that you like to hang out a lot.



32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't ring people very much

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? annoying, screaming girls, people that use text talk for stories,

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Australia and have never been there before.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? spiders, watching people that I love hurting inside and not knowing what to do about it.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? not yet

37. FIRST JOB? Still in highchool


39. DO YOU SWEAR? You betcha



42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair and my weight and my writing ability (which I don't think is very good...)


44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A few books and maybe the Anime Bleach


46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't think so...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I use to

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I have no idea what it's called

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes when I'm very bored


52. ANY BAD HABITS? don't think so...

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I'm not embarrassed about any of them


56. DO LOOKS MATTER? not for me they don't

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I release it by sometimes doing my martial arts or by yelling at the next person that annoys me.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't have one


61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Know Idea don't really use it much


63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes all the time, it ticks people off all the time! :)


65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? They have to have a good personality, be able to make me laugh and they have to hate a few things that I love so we have stuff to argue about!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Imaginary Evil Sinner, Little Tall thing

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Don't have a favourite






73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There was one! I always read the number before answering anything



76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing, unless you count the rain that's hammering on my roof



80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I use to leave the world of thinking.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? A whole lot of girls and boys at my school.



85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown/Black, it changes colour depending on it's length...It use to be blond when I was little then it turned brown

86. EYE COLOR? Brown




92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Don't have one


94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I don't do politics



97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? an ice-cream at my swimming carnival


99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, XDpercabethXD, Sumbunnyluvsu77, writerwrong, XOXOFishie, Snow Angel4566, rayv19, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "We fucked up, huh?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs.".
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

Friend: Asks me for my number.
Best friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in publi.c
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now by seeing people from the future?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it that when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

,If you completely agree with the questions above, copy and paste this to your profile!

I'm a girl so I'm probably cruel
I'm a lady so I'm probably irrational
I'm a woman so I'm probably crazy
I'm a female so I'm probably sexy
Miss or Ms. "Whatever". Girls rule, Boys drool.
All of the above put this in your pro.

if you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile
92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Why is it so unfair that eigth grade boys are idiots, and eigth grade girls are ready to date but don't want to date the eigth grade boys? I hate eigth grade...
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I'm not staring! I'm looking intensely. (My brother)
You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!
If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offense guys.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. And so does his imaginary friend.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profilePeople are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever yelled at your television (or computer) because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, HitachiinOtaku, KyoXTohru1, YoursFeatherly, rayv19, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-
If you think its unfair for movie makers to say a movie will be out in the summer and really make you wait till fall, copy and paste and sign: YoursFeatherly, rayv19, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

On a blanket from Taiwan:

On a Taiwanese shampoo:

On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
(Oh really?)

On a New Zealand insect spray:
(So... it was tested on human perhaps?)

In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:
(... no comment...)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:

On a Sears hairdryer:
(But that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
(Whoops... too late...)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
(So I guess the swimming pool it out...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

On a Swedish chainsaw:
(Are you suuure?)

On a child's superman costume:
(You just crushed every young child's dream)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
(And here I thought it would keep me awake)

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
(...Sorry dude, means we can't share)

You Know You're Addicted Bleach When...

You've dyed your hair orange.

You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto... until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"

Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.

You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out.

You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiorra.

You've named your stuffed animal Kon.

You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.

You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body.

You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories... and then fight with other members when they don't agree with you.

You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest... and then glued a broken chain to it.

You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.

You wear an eye patch while you fight to give your opponent an "advantage".

You bust in to class saying "The spirits are always with you!"

You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai.

Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"

You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch.

You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration.

You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.

Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.

You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.

You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.

You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks.

After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk.

You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.

You open up a Bleach web site... and call it your life's work.

You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"

You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".

You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.

Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain 'insert your name here' to you."

You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"

Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows.

You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach.

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fanfiction... and took it a step further by making a Naruto music video.

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts... and feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition... and want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You're on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class... by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs... and then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says Come Come Paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)."

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal.

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld.

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull.

You even write in Adult Fanfiction.

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden.

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto.

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the Shikon Jewel.

20. You waste countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

Things that do NOT actually work, despite the fact that they seem really cool in anime

1. Magic

2. Jumping off of buildings and landing on your feet.

3. Defying the laws of physics with “mad martial arts skills."

4. Slapping your best friend to make them see how stupid they are being (this usually only pisses people off).

5. Meeting eyes in unspoken consent and kissing under the sunset.

6. Pulling a sledgehammer out of thin air.

7. Using said sledgehammer to pound lecherous boys.

8. Talking animals

9. Lame ass excuses that seem to fool everyone despite how utterly insane they are.

10. The excuse “I fell down the stairs”.

11. Humans that turn into talking animals.

12. Getting off from peeking at a girl’s panties with little more than a slap across the face.

13. Being known as the cool and handsome brooder (doom and gloom just annoys people).

14. Miraculously surviving a ten story drop with just a broken arm.

15. Being the “cute dingbat”. Dingbats are just a pain. Trust me, I know.

16. Giant fighting mechanical robots.

17. Perverted nosebleeds.

18. On that note, lovable perverts. Nobody likes a pervert. I know about that, firsthand, too.

19. Lewd comments being funny (they aren’t funny. They are sexual harassment, and in this country, you can be arrested for it).

20. Being blatantly truthful (Trust me, nobody likes an honest asshole. Lying makes the world go round).

21. Darkly chuckling at something and then walking away. It annoys people more than it intrigues them.

22. Being the class clown (Nobody will like you).

23. Shotacon (That’s pedophilia).

24. Lolicon (Same as above.

25. Dressing as a boy to go to an all boy’s school.

26. People thinking that you are “sexy” because you’re a transvestite.

27. Boys that look like girls in every way.

28. Offering to give a girl a “full body inspection”.

29. Giant-ass swords.

30. Steam shooting out of your ears when you are embarrassed.

31. Sweatdrop appearing on your head when you’re thinking “what the fuck!?”

32. Vein mark appearing on your forehead when you are angry.

33. Flash step.

34. Kamehameha!

35. Triple wall jump(actually, people can, it's just veeeery rare).

36. Regeneration.

37. A brilliant comeback at the very last minute due to a totally obvious realization about yourself.

38. Coming back to life.

39. Extra lives.

40. Being utterly unable to die because you are the hero.

41. Drop kicking your son to the face to make him fight you.

42. Being charred alive and having your skin blackened.

43. Shaking said blackened skin off and being completely fine.

44. Getting electrocuted by 10,000,000 volts and surviving

45. Punches that can break a stone pillar.

46. Throwing someone off a cliff just by tapping them with your pinky.

47. Surviving being cut in half by a katana.

48. Amazingly discovering your true potential at the last second and saving the day.

49. Saving the day and getting the girl.

50. Being so angry that a thunderstorm appears over your head.

51. Eating a huge meal in five seconds (Doesn’t happen, no matter how ravenously hungry you are).

52. Vampires

53. Angels

54. Demons


56. Eyes that are larger than the nose.

57. Hairstyles that defy gravity.

58. Natural breasts larger than size double D (No matter how much guys pray to the god of boobs).

59. Reverse vampires.

60. Costume changes in three seconds with character going naked first.

61. Having no dick or boobs when they do go naked.

62. A glare sufficing to shake someone down.

63. Smacking someone and sending them flying.

64. Cooking that looks like toxic waste.

65. Creating weapons out of pure energy.

66. Falling over when something stupid happens.

67. Harem situations.

68. Ghosts

69. Mind control

70. Espers

71. Aliens

72. Time travelers

73. Shinigami

74. Post apocalyptic utopias.

75. Girls growing penises.

76. The power of an attack being directly proportionate to how loudly the person yells its name, and, less frequently so, how long the name is.

77. Eating so much that you get a pot belly and then losing the belly ten seconds later.

78. Boys that should in all respects be girls.

79. Evil overlords who seemingly have no flaws, but then finding the flaw at the last moment and kicking their ass.

80. Swords that can cut through steel.

81. Humans having godlike powers.

82. Quincy

83. Super strength

84. A five year old being smarter than Einstein.

85. Integrated Data Thought Entity.

86. Dragons

87. Spellcasters

88. Dhampirs

89. Death Notes

90. Flying castles

91. Guys who eat only candy.

92. Prosthetic bodies

93. Swords that have souls in them.

94. Jumping 20 feet in the air

95. Chakra

96. Racial memory

97. Innocence

98. Ridiculously overpowered supervillains *coughcoughaizencoughcough*.

99. Foxlike grins *coughcoughgincoughcough*.

100. Final battles that destroy an entire city.


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.

7. Our magazines have horoscopes.

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

Sayings People Need For Every Day Life To Cheer Themselves Up

I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

Don't drink water. The fishies have sex in it.

Someone told me it's illegal to kill someone because they piss you off...Crap.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics!

Be the fruit loop in the world of cheerios.

If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them!

Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

If we really learned from our mistakes I'd be a fuckin' genius by now.

Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk.

It's called investigating, not stalking.

Be who you want to be, not what others want to see.

A broken heart is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broke than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

Not only do I fall down stairs; I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!

Hand over the chocolate and no one dies.

I didn't fall for you; you tripped me.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Watch out, I haven't had my coffee yet.

Side by side or miles apart, friends are forever, close to your heart.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

If you don't have anything nice to say then you must be talking about yourself bitch.

Shut up voices..or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

OMG! OMG! OMG!...Wait, I forgot.

Normal people worry me.

If you want to taste the rainbow, eat some crayons.

Are you kidding? I didn't high-five your face! I slapped it bitch!

Moo, I'm a spider.

Never argue with an idiot, They'll drag you down to their level and beat your ass with experience.

Shh!...I'm hiding from the stupid people.

I'm gonna be an astronaut and travel to the sun. Don't worry I've got sunscreen.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there!

Eat right, exercise, die anyways.

Therapist=The/rapist...scary thought.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3.

Whose idea was it for lisp to have an 's' in it?

I see regular people!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

Real Americans don't need a hyphen.

You should just put a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one!

I love walking in the rain because no one can tell I'm crying.

Why are there no fat stickmen?

Love me or hate me,(either way you're thinking of me)

Move on,it's just a chapter of your past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

I'm only nice because to you because the doctor is making me take these happy pills.

PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.

Isn't it funny how by drawing a little symbol you can scare the shit out of people?

You call me bitch like you think it's true, I'm sorry slut, I'm just not you.

I'm trippin? Guess I should tie up my shoes.

It was once said 'A black man will be president when pigs fly' A hundred days in office, SWINE FLU!!

Here's to the future cuz I'm done with the past.

Hahahaha! I'm running with sciss-OW! My eye!

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.

If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalks.

People change, things go wrong; shit happens, but life goes on.

I don't miss you(I miss the person I thought you were)

True friends are never apart; maybe in distance, but not in heart.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in front of a speeding car but I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Hell was full so guess what? I'm back.

Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get the fuck out.

I'm not short I'm...screw it I'm short.

I'm a freak. What else is new?=)

When life give you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye.

Please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

I'm the person who gets hit by parked cars.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each others Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.

When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers.

~T-shirt quotes~

You shouldn’t let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

You shouldn’t follow in my footsteps; I have a habit of walking into walls.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

I’m out of bed, what more do you want?

If you could read my mind you wouldn’t be smiling.

Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege.

99.9 of people in America suffer from insanity. The rest of us enjoy every minute of it!

I used to see a shrink but I made him go crazy.

I do everything my rice crispies tell me to.

I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you.

Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!

If I had to explain, you still wouldn't understand.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

I used to listen to the voices in my head, but I ran out of places to hide the bodies.

If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.

Reality is the leading cause of stress.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Were you born stupid or did you work at it?

I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't Remember Shit)

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry...Then things get worse.

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups.

I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever.

Kendo Class... Worship the stick... be one with the stick... hit people with the stick!

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you’re it.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.

If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?

Why do we kill people who kill people just to show people killing people is wrong?

I say no to drugs but they just don't listen.

Keep Ireland clean, throw your trash in England!

I didn't spend 6.5 million years clawing my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?

I don't have an eating problem, I eat, I get fat, NO PROBLEM!

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

If my dog had a face as ugly as yours, I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

P.M.S. Punish Men Severely

Men aren't pigs... pigs are gentle, cute creatures!

The more men I meet, the more I like my dog!

I'm the reason men are scared of women.

God made Oceans, God made Lakes, God made Men... Hey, we all make mistakes!!!

Guys are like slinkies - it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

If you miss your ex, reload and try again!

Don't follow me! I don't know where I'm going.

Naruto Survery

Who are your favorite Naruto characters: Gaara, Itachi, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Minato, Lady Tsuande and Temari

What are your favorite pairings: Normal parrings: Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Shikamaru/Temari. Yaoi parrings: Naruto/Gaara, Naruto/Kakashi, Naruto/Shikamaru, Naruto/Sasuke, Kakashi/Iruka. Hentai: Sakura/Ino, Sakura/Hinata

Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai fan? Yaoi and Hentai

Ever cosplayed Naruto Characters? No, I haven't

List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise: All 220 episodes of Naruto part 1, about five collections of Naruto part 2 (shippuden), and about 5 or six playstation games

Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto Character? Okay, I'm obbessed with it but I don't believe that I should be with a character...honestly I don't even think that I should be with Gaara...or Sakura...not at all...

NaruHina or KibaHina: NaruHina, it's just so sweet!

SasuSaku or NaruSasu: NaruSasu all the way! ;)

Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 it's defenitly them.

Do you support the Obito theory? He died, it's oviously not him!

Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Hell yeah! He looks like him and acted like him! Plus, it's already been said!

Your favorite Akatsuki member: Itachi! He is just sooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are your pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro.

Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? Well, the next collection of Naruto Shippuden comes out soon, so in dubbed I believe I might of.

Have you read all the chapter so far? Nope.

Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he's just very hyper.

Sub or Dub? Dub.

Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? That depends, in Naruto part 1 I'm Anti-Sakura, Naruto Part 2...still haven't decided

Tobi= Annoying or funny? He's sooooooo funny!

Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara.

Gai=Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Beastly Nerd!

Which character would be the best crossdresser? Sasori

Rock Lee= Weird or Awesome. Awesome.

Do you like Naruto fics? Yes, if they are well written.

Do you write Naruto fics? I have a lot of Naruto fics on my USB

Do your parents know about Naruto? Yes, only because my brother and I watch it/slash play the playstation games.

Have you gotten somebody else hooked onto Naruto. I am proud to say I have! :)

Have you ever been drawing Naruto in class and somebody else recognized it? Well, I can't draw so that's a huge NO!

Are you broke thanks to Naruto: Nah,

Do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes, it defenitly has!


What time is it? 5:03 pm

What is your name? Who wants to know?

What do you want to do? I really wanna dance!

Where do you want to live? Australia

How many kids do you want to have? No idea maybe 3

Do you want to ever get married? yes, I would but I'm not even going to think about that.

Have you ever done drugs? No but with how hyper I am most people probably think I am.

What do you like on your pizza? I don't really like pizza

Can you cross you eyes? not at all

Do you make your bed daily. My mum wishes I would! but like the rest of my room it's gonna stay messy!

What is the wackiest thing on earth? not a clue

Quick think of a number! 666

What ticks you off? Annoying people, snobby people, stuck-up people, people who always talk in class, sexist people and so many more!

Favorite things to do? Read, dance, write, watch animes, sing (though I can't)

How many male friends do you have? Well, let's see...I think around 5

Do you want a boyfriend? ...(Awkward Silence)

LOOK A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! I wish my dog could ride a unicycle that would be so cool!

Who are your favorite horror movie characters? I do watch horror movies sometimes but I can't remember any characters names.

What is twisted? My mind

Do you belive in magic? Yes, I do. I don't care what people think of because I believe in magic!

How many books have you read? That's a hard question to answer.

What gives you nightmares? ...I don't even remember any of my nightmares but I think some horror movies might...haven't had a nightmare in awhile actually.

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had? That's a good question, but I've had too many weird dreams to count.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?!

When people say, ''Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too.''
What good is a damn cake if you can't eat it?
What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say, ''It's always in the last place you look.''
Gee, ya think? Of course it's in the freakin' last place you look! Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?!

When people say, while watching a movie, ''Did you see that?''
No, moron, I paid 8 bucks to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there.
What did you come here for?

When people ask, ''Can I ask you a question?''
Didn't really give me a choice there, didya buddy?

When something's ''new and improved'', which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going.
You should know, you pulled me over.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy."

8: Dont use any punctuation.

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO."

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom."

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON."

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose."

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Words of Wisdom

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.

This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.

There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.

The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the world.

The other line always moves faster...until you get in it.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.

If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I love people sometimes...

On a blanket from Taiwan:

On a Taiwanese shampoo:

On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
(Oh really?)

On a New Zealand insect spray:
(So... it was tested on human perhaps?)

In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:
(... no comment...)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:

On a Sears hairdryer:
(But that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
(Whoops... too late...)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
(So I guess the swimming pool it out...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

On a Swedish chainsaw:
(Are you suuure?)

On a child's superman costume:
(You just crushed every young child's dream)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
(And here I thought it would keep me awake)

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
(...Sorry dude, means we can't share)


"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

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Kuroko dreams to marry his stepbrothers. As they grew up, Kuroko realized it was impossible. But it didn't stop him from loving them in a way it was forbidden. He knows it's wrong and he wants closure. But, what if his brothers were as confused as he is? GOMandKaga/Kuro AU Chapter 9 is up! (A bit of sidepairings, but end will still be GOMandKaga/Kuro)
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After the Fourth Great Ninja War, Naruto must confront Shikamaru and his feelings for him. Not to mention keep his newfound sexuality from his friends. On Shikamaru's end, with the constant reappearance and then the much anticipated return of Team 7's teme, can he come out on top? Or will he relinquish his kitsune to Sasuke? Warning! Contains Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,482 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.]
Bilbo the Hobbit-Kitty by Angel-eyes56 reviews
Bilbo knew that travelling with dwarves and a wizard was going to be an interesting journey, he just didn't expect for that journey to include him being turned into a kitty! With their small hobbit now a tiny, nearly helpless kitten, the dwarves realise how many dangers, both real and imagined, there are out in the world that could hurt the newly made hobbit-kitty.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Dwalin, Kíli] - Complete
Lyrium and Ashes by ErinM31 reviews
Fenris is an escaped slave who has spent the last years running from the mage who nearly destroyed him. When a powerful mage comes to his aid, Fenris is determined to hate him too. Mages are all the same... except that Kaiden Hawke isn't. Will Fenris be able to let go of his past and find love? Or will that past finally catch up with him?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 4/21/2011 - [Hawke (M), Fenris] Danarius, Varania
The Kitsune in Starling City by choejhulkp9 reviews
Hello everyone, this is my first attempt at a story, A crossover between my favorite two shows of Naruto and Arrow. I hope you guys like it. What if Naruto was born into the Arrow universe. Would he live a normal life with his parents and friends, No. Oliver and his friends better look out because the Arrow won't be the only vigilante in Starling City. On Hold
Crossover - Naruto & Arrow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 166,203 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Naruto U., Oliver Q., Laurel L., Felicity S.
What Could Have Been by MamzelleHermy reviews
Collection of one-shots. Now : #42 : Meeting : When Gwaine decides to take Merlin out on a ride, the warlock decides to introduce his friend to a little winged creature.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 123,681 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Gwaine
Tsí-Cineál, Fae-Kind by King Simin the Warrior reviews
A (Hopefully) long story that makes use of several prompts on the HKM. Bilbo is Tsí-Cineál (Fae), a Prince, a Lord and has some magic. His soul mate is Thorin. This will contain MPREG, Motherly!Bilbo, Flirt!Bilbo and LightBender!Hobbits. The Hobbits have a language and an underground City that is environmentally friendly, powered by the Hobbit's ability to bend light. WIP
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
A New Life Durin Family by MisteeSky reviews
Thorin and his kin where walking back from Bree after work trying to find a place to spend the night. They happen upon the Shire where they meet a feisty young hobbit woman that welcomed them to her new home where she lived with just her husband Bungo Baggins. This fanfic was inspired by an excellent prompt found on LJ by ladyredfeather.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 8/1 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Yggdrasil by Laora reviews
Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,215 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Soul Spirits by DarkLover62199 reviews
After an accident ending the weapon and miester's life they are resurrected by the "Man in the moon" As the spirits of courage and loyalty they stick together as weapon and miester as they are chosen as two new guardians working as one. Together, along with the other guardians they must protect the children of the world from a very familiar enemy.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater, North, Man in the Moon
I'm not lost, but lead the way by KeikoHPfan reviews
Modern AU. Dwalin is homeless and hopeless - although he wouldn't admit it, even to himself. Until Bilbo comes along and manages to turn his pitiful excuse for a life upside down. Dwalin is just not sure if he's able to heal and to move on. Will be slash.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Bilbo B., Dwalin
All That is Lost by Sabulana reviews
From a kink meme prompt. After the BoFA, Bilbo Baggins disappears. Everyone assumes he has left, gone back to the Shire. They couldn't be more wrong. A blow to the head caused him to lose his memory and he somehow ended up lost inside Erebor. Lost and alone, he hides in the deep pathways until a certain pair of dwarven princes happen to find him. Future Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,350 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
Being the Exerpts of A Hobbits Tale by Kyprish Prophetess reviews
Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Balin, Bifur, Bofur
Bad Blood by uoduck reviews
"Go check on the American Ministry," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. Well, it would be more fun if Harry wasn't traveling during the zombie apocalypse. This will be Harry/Daryl/Rick.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,426 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Harry P., Rick G., Daryl D.]
Vanilla Sweet Kiss (Various KNB x Kuroko) by ForeverFujoshi8 reviews
This is a compilation of Kuroko Tetsuya x Various KNB characters yaoi/fluff oneshots. I don't own the pictures used in this book and I'm not owning them so credits. And especially, I don't own Kuroko No Basuke because it belongs to Tadatoshi Fujimaki-sensei. This is RATED M for some reasons. Hope you like it! :D
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle, Aida R.
The Ordinary Life of Chizuru Yukimura by NoodleRamen reviews
Chizuru and her twin brother Kaoru have made a bet; they will switch genders at their new high school and the first to be discovered, loses. However, being surrounded by the boys in the kendo club isn't going to make things easy for her... Rated M for likely language.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Chizuru Y., Okita S.] Heisuke T., Kaoru N.
All For You by Hoihoi-san reviews
Being a Maou isn't easy, especially when Yuuri has a problem with staring at a certain someone. But that's only just the beginning! GwendalYuuri FTW!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S.
I See Fire by obeytherandomness reviews
Bilbo knew when he was young that the song he liked to sing meant something important, but it wasn't until 13 dwarves came crashing into his little hobbit hole that he actually remembered why it was so important. He remembers everything else on the journey to his long lost home. Thilbo and FilixKili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 81,520 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
His Mystery Girl by specialsmiley1315 reviews
Aria Redford is the definition of broken, well at least she thinks so. All she wants to do is prove fate wrong. So, when the Winchesters and her come across a certain Dixon, can she finally have what she's always wanted or will the costs be too high? *Story is completed. Only OLD chapters are being re-posted. Will be marked as complete once all chapters are polished. *
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 595,327 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [OC, Daryl D.] Sam W., Dean W.
The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by Vividpast reviews
Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 110,050 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
You and I Collide by PurpleMoon12 reviews
[AU] Chloe never imagined going back to live with her parents after being evicted from her apartment. She needs a place to live, even if that means sharing with a grumpy, green eyed stranger who avoids her like the plague. Disclaimer: I don't own Darkest Powers.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,071 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Dixon's Raven by LoveableOkie reviews
Rick thought it was odd, the heated looks Daryl would give his pet panther. He was never one to judge though, especially when the two were treating him so good. Or, my take on Good!Merle. PantherAnimagus!Harry. SecretlySweet!Daryl. Daryl/Rick/Raven(Harry) Relationship. Established Daryl/Raven. Challenge Response.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Daryl D., Rick G.
A Vacant Expression by TheIntendedMrsMalfoy reviews
Harry has ADD and has blank moments. How will this affect his life at Hogwarts? Will he make the same friends or will his circumstances change all of that? Is an AU, Rated T for now, but once he's older will be Rated M for SLASH - be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Again, I will Follow You by Alonia143 reviews
Everything had changed when I was on board the Last Ship to leave Middle-Earth. Had a very strange dream and then I woke up in a soft bed. Why did Eru Ilúvatar, among others of the Valar, send me back? What was it that I was supposed to learn? And could I re-write my journey from Hobbiton to Erebor? Bilbo's POV, Time Travel Fix it, Everyone LIVES! R&R please.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,359 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Hobbit's Hope by EverlastingTears reviews
Bilbo had a secret. This secret was not an easy one to keep, no indeed. For this secret was not only part of who he was, but exactly who he was. For Bilbo was not Bilbo, but rather Bilba - and it is a secret she prays no one learns. AU. Lemons. (Story is being heavily edited and continued. Chapter 3 taken down for reload this weekend.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Bifur
Under the Mountain by uoduck reviews
In which Harry gets reincarnated as a dwarf before the events of The Hobbit. This will be slash, of the Harry/Thorin kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,484 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Thorin]
A Cursed Blessing by Islenthatur reviews
In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 2/26 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 799,514 - Reviews: 5683 - Favs: 7,202 - Follows: 6,309 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Just A Matter of Time by KTT2123 reviews
Harry is working with his covert team to catch criminals. Aaron spends his life caring for his son and catching bad guys as the leader of the BAU. A case takes Harry and his team from London and to the states, where their two worlds collide. A chance meeting makes both men discover that there is more to life than catching criminals. Slash! Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,093 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch]
An Unwanted Journey by Scififan33 reviews
Bilbo didn't want an adventure anymore, not since he'd lost his parents and had to take up the family business too young. But then he meets the Dwarves of Erebor and can't ignore their plight.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,254 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Dwalin, Kíli
Strongest of the Warlocks by shinigamigirl196 reviews
Merlin tried to flee from her destiny after Morgause's immortal army was defeated, but the knights still found her, now her only hope is to prove to the prince that she hasn't enchanted him and that her magic has been used for the good of Camelot. She can only hope that she won't be burned at the stake for the truths she tells. FemMerlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,598 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Leon, Percival
Acorn by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo Baggins fears for the day when the Breeders will come for him, as that day draws closer, an old friend visits, bringing with him, Dwarves, adventure, and hope.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,587 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Bilbo B.
Elusive Prey by Tomed Ceht reviews
Aela wasn't called 'the Huntress' for nothing and she upheld the title with great pride. So when a mysterious woman unexpectedly barges into her life, she can't help but begin the hunt. Female Dragonborn/Aela. FEM/FEM. Will contain explicit sexual content in later chapters. You have been warned.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,884 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Aela, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Truly Unexpected Adventure by SkylarProngsJr reviews
What if Bilbo Baggins had been different? What if he hadn't been a normal hobbit? How many things would be different on the Company's quest to reclaim Erebor? Join our bad-ass hobbit, 13 mountain men (dwarves) , and a slight insane wizard as they journey across Middle Earth, fighting orcs and trolls alike, on a tale like no other, full of pain, heart ache, and adventure.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Harry Potter and the Hobbit Tale by PartiallyObsessed reviews
"Lovely plan," Harry drawled, "One question, though. Do I ask the dragon for the portkey before or after you band of gits start poking the blasted thing with swords? Or tell me Thorin Bloody Oakenshield, did you expect it to drop dead as soon as it saw your magnificence? " [Summary Inside, Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Harry P.
Home by PrecariousPersonata reviews
Buffy has been searching for a way back to her own world after being ripped out of it ten years ago. Thorin and company are on a quest to take back Erebor but they need help slaying a dragon. A BtVS/ The Hobbit. Please review!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,895 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Buffy S.
Soul Mark by iamawriterwithadream reviews
Bilbo Baggins accepted two things. One, he accepted that he will never go on a adventure like his mother did and has gained a respectable reputation. Two, he accepted the fact that he may wake up alone and eat alone and smoke alone for the rest of his life. He was content with those thoughts in mind. Then, of course, wizards, Dwarves, and Elves just had to come into his life.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil
Blind Faith by ilovemedia18 reviews
Before the world knew them as the Saints they were her saints. They were able to look past her physical faults and treated her with a loving tenderness that she didn't know existed. She used to pray to God and Saint Anthony to restore her sight, instead they sent her something better. Two brothers who could lead her out of the dark and one that could teach her to love and be loved.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,538 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Murphy M.
Being Marked by the Mother Tries One's Respectability(Slash) by sarenelsoria reviews
AU:Bilbo never went on the quest, instead a dwarven party asks for his consent to consider a marriage between him and their king,as Bilbo is marked by Yavannah and has the rare ability to become pregnant. They set off for Erebor, but Thorin is getting more than he bargined for, as Aule has taken interest in Bilbo Baggins. AU, Dwarven ancestry Bilbo, powerful Bilbo, Bilbo has twins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,292 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
An Unexpected Encounter by elveriamoir reviews
Dwalin is a warrior dwarf with a heart of gold, but a scary exterior. Bilbo is a well to do hobbit with a protective streak, but unthreatening looks. I wrote it because there are so few fictions out there about Dwalin, and there is more to his character than grr argh! This story is now betad by fierynightangel.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin
Vikings in leather and Priests in silk by SirGhirahim reviews
Valhalla magazine was the most popular magazine featuring the hottest men in England, but now it's sales are falling and it needs something new and interesting to make a comeback. Ragnar a model for the magazine suggests they find someone who is different to them in every way and sets out to find that person. But when the auditions go badly it looks like all could be lost. ModernAU
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Complete
I can't speak but my words have power by SirGhirahim
Ragnar takes in a young homeless mute and Lagertha is less than pleased. But soon she and the others are soon won over by his childlike antics and clumsy nature. And when they find out about his cooking skills that makes their business boom they can't imagine life without him. But how long can peace between them last. Modern AU.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,091 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [Athelstan, Lagertha, Ragnar] King Ecbert of Wessex - Complete
Back to Meet You Again by Saiyuki.N.Stray reviews
In the modern age, a teenager accidentally fell into the pond. Upon opening his eyes, he finds himself in the Era of the Samurais and in the place where the Roshigumi gather. In an unfamiliar place, He finds himself in a weird situation when He meets the Captains of the Shinsengumi who kept vising him non-stop since he looks like one of the Captain. Can love blossom? or not?
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Okita S., Sanosuke H., Kazama C., OC
Under Goblin Town by AndyHood reviews
There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,577 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur, The Goblin King
I'll suck your blood and your c03k by SirGhirahim reviews
Many years ago a man named Cuthbert borrowed money from a powerful Vampire lord and didn't want to pay it back so he sold his son Athelstan as a slave to the head vampire Ragnar. What will Athelstan do now that he is an unwilling servant to the sadistic vampire lord. Modern Vampire AU.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Athelstan, Ragnar, Lagertha] Gyda - Complete
Brothers not Lovers by QueenYande reviews
When a strangely hurried Miwa pushed them on a plane and dragged them to some old house in the middle of nowhere, the Asahina brothers are stuck with the Sakamaki's-a rowdy, twisted, and quite frankly scary group of brothers, that are apparently their 'very' distant relatives. The Sakamaki's aren't so happy to have the Asahina's around either. Just what will...(Disclaimer:Yaoi)
Crossover - Brothers Conflict/ブラコン & Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Fūto A., Ayato S.] [Ukyō A., Reiji S.]
A Hobbit's Gamble by C.Queen reviews
While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,969 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by dovahkiidding reviews
She is captain of her own ship and harbors a dark past. However, a run-in with a certain annoying and handsome pirate in search of his own revenge will soon have her letting her guard down as the walls she spent years building begin to crash down around her. Rated T for dark themes and adult language. BillyxOC.
Black Sails - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Billy Bones, OC] Captain Flint
The Churches Treasure by SirGhirahim reviews
Ragnar and his gang (The Vikings) raid the local church to steal money from some rich business men and Ragnar finds something more valuable than money to steal. BONUS CHAPTER ON AO3.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [Athelstan, Ragnar, Lagertha] King Ecbert of Wessex - Complete
Brokenly Twisted by ThetaWolfe reviews
Konoha was gone. Everyone was dead. Naruto was dying. Kurama was left with no other choice. Waking up in his twelve year old body, extra appendages was just one of the many new surprises awaiting Naruto's future. KakaNaru Slash. Rewritten. Cross Posted on AO3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,309 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A little piece of heaven by SirGhirahim reviews
Ragnar dies and goes to Valhalla but he can not enter because he has unfinished business and his soul is sent back to earth until he can find what is keeping him there. Centuries pass and he thinks he's finally found what he's been looking for after seeing a boy who looks a lot like Athelstan. Modern AU.
Vikings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [Athelstan, Ragnar] - Complete
Lovely Tail by Shinan7 reviews
!Boy Love!Each chapter will be like snapshot of Rin and Ryuji's lives together and have its own rating at the start. Summary: After graduating True Cross and subsequently becoming Exorcists, Ryuji wants Rin to move in and thinks that now would be the perfect time to ask. (Ratings ranging from K to MA just because I'm paranoid) .. Rin/Ryuji :3 Please read and Review!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Rin O., Ryūji S.]
Godspeed by SomewhereValentine reviews
Naruto Musasabi is just a normal teenager living in a small town. But shortly after turning 18 his world gets turned upside down. Suddenly people want him dead and his godfather is sending him off with the guy he had a one-night stand with and telling him that he's the rightful heir. Can Naruto fill the shoes of the Hokage and bring an end to the turmoil? AU YAOI EDITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,690 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.]
A Marriage Most Convenient by frolics.with.froggies reviews
Bella Baggins is in quite the quandary when her father dies unexpectedly. Her home, Bag End, is entailed away and only marriage will save it. Thorin Durinson has recently become the guardian of his two nephews, Fili and Kili, who desperately need a mother figure. Magistrate Gandalf Grey suggests a marriage most convenient for both parties. Victorian AU, Fem!Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,705 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
You're His Hero! by Bullet in the Feels reviews
Ever since he decided to become a firefighter, Kagami Taiga has had no regrets. He likes what he does, and not once did he run into a problem... And he expected it to stay that way... Until a little boy he almost missed enters his life. He knew things would never be the same for him again.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Aomine D., Kagami T., Kuroko T.
Look Through My Eyes by Diamond164 reviews
Kagami Taiga was returning from a basketball practice when he saw a little boy damped and bruised in an alley. He didn't realize that from that moment on, his life will change forever—with the boy playing a huge part on it. He invites the boy unwittingly to his humble abode. What do you think is fated to happen? (Cover photo is by Hiru-kyun; Chapters revised; now Rated T)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T.
New Hope Home by Tovaras reviews
Heero is the new guy on a high school, Duo is the goofball and they become friends. Surrounded by both friends and enemies, will love blossom? No weapons, superpowers or war: I give you the reality of the life of a normal gay couple. Rating will rise.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 249,641 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Heero Y., Duo M.
The Warrior's Bride by yaoigirl22 reviews
AU:Balin wants his brother to settle down, Dwalin would like to settle down, Bilbo is just happy someone likes his food. Also Belladonna and Dis rule all of Middle-Earth...at least according to Thorin, who keeps getting kicked out of his mountain. Dwalin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
I'll Lead You and You'll Keep Me Going by LadyPaige reviews
AU: Slade goes with Oliver to save Yao Fei, in failing, the two head back and make it in time for the plane. Two years later, Slade finds himself in Starling city to give the Queen some bad news. But instead, finds that he could do more.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Slade W./Deathstroke, Oliver Q.] Thea Q.
Round Peg in a Square Hole by Sakate reviews
Simon goes to desperate lengths to pay for the medication necessary to treat his sister. Takes place before Ariel, sometime after or around shindig diverging into AU from there. Simon!whump, turns into eventual slash, pairing TBD.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Mal, Jayne, Simon
In the Shadow of Dragons by Demon-Kagetsuki reviews
When Refridís discovers a hidden room in the Archmage's tower, she has little idea of what it will bring. News of a dragon in Middle-Earth calls to her and she travels to the strange lands in order to join a band of dwarves, a hobbit, and a wizard on a journey to take back their home. ..all while hiding her draconic friend and a curse that haunts her. (Kíli/OC slowburn)
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,212 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Odahviing, Smaug, Kíli
pack up the moon and dismantle the sun by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Fem!Bilbo Baggins leaves the Shire with the company of Thorin Oakenshield in hopes that she can leave a traumatic incident behind. But the trauma follows her in what is, quite possibly, the worst way imaginable. Please note: Rape/non-con, abortion, and miscarriage themes.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Bilbo B.
DA2: Twins by Aroomie reviews
So... I always wondered something, so here it is... Dragon Age two with a small spin. The twins Carver and Bethany PLUS Hawke and a twin sister! *gasp* anywho... Figured I would have some fun with the idea. Rated M for future Chapters...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Isabela, Hawke (M), Fenris, Hawke (F)
Just Like A Tattoo by House of Eros reviews
A Tevinter ex-slave and the Champion of Kirkwall? When memories come back to haunt the elf who only wants happiness with the man he loves he has two choices... Love... Or leave. Can he handle the weight of loving when he has never experienced it himself? Rated M for Strong Language, Sexual Content and Suggested Abuse.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/11 - [Fenris, Hawke (M)] Varric T., Danarius - Complete
My little song bird by SirGhirahim reviews
Athelstan wants to be invisible in his new school but when people find out he can sing it becomes difficult to escape the gaze of others. especially when they have eyes as blue as Ragnar's. Modern AU.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Athelstan, Ragnar, Lagertha] Gyda
A Child at Heart by WolfLover316 reviews
After the "Troll Incident" Bilbo can't help but feel hated by certain members of the Company. Bilbo has to deal with certain circumstances that aren't entirely his fault. After all it never is... It happens to be someone in grey's fault... Prepare for immense fluff and cute. I'm not in denial over BOTFA, YOU'RE in denial after BOTFA... Which is why this exists... You're welcome...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
A Song of Magic and Chakra by WolfBlade117 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has endured quite a lot in his life, though even he had to admit that losing his entire world was unexpected. Finding a home in the frozen land of the North, he decides to take a vacation. But there are always people who lust for power and forces that refuse to be controlled. Whether they stand in shadow, fire, or ice, he'll be ready for anything.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,908 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U.
Love Knot by Lolita Luv reviews
Is it a case of cold feet? Maybe, but Chuck very much doubts it. Though it may not be as easy as he'd hoped to get what he really wants.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
Toki Kagami by Alice Strife reviews
Mpreg. Kagami and Kuroko are together and they're GOING TO HAVE A BABY! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL NEWS? I can't wait to see how that turns out, so why don't you come join me? It's going to be funny and cute and have all your favorite couples if you support 10/11; 5/7; and 9/4!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T.
Doubtful by Killing perfection's lover reviews
Chizuru isn't sure what to do, her normal life of simplicity is going down the drain and she can do nothing to stop it. Adding to that, Harada is avoiding her and she seems to be attracting odd visitors at odd times of the night. Really, all she wanted was to find her father...
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Chizuru Y., Sanosuke H.
The Stranger Who Has Loved You by EarendilElwing reviews
Thorin Durin-Oakenshield has a problem. It's not his company's recent legal problems, the invasive police investigations, or the threat of old enemies coming back to haunt him. It's that he may or may not have developed feelings for his assistant - an assistant who might not be who he claims to be. (Warning for minor swearing)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Smaug, Azog
Through a Glass, Darkly by ladylookslikeadude reviews
Siobhan Potter is a good Catholic girl about to walk into the world of the Saints of South Boston with her eyes wide open. None of them will ever be the same again. Warnings: Religion, eventual smut, language, eventual threesome/three way relationship. Connor/Siobhan/Murphy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P., Connor M., Murphy M., Doc
Blood Runs Thicker by iamCAMBRIA reviews
One little hobbit makes the biggest mistake of his life when he wanders a bit too far away from his parents. But how could he have possibly known it would also be the best thing he'd done in his life? He learns that family isn't just looks, its also blood; that blood runs thicker than water.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Chronicles of Astra by Arudon reviews
The Kingdom of Teiko, the once greatest Empire in the world, has fallen. Over two hundred city states have now been formed, all fighting to see who can regain control of the country of Astra. The Generation of Miracles have gone their separate ways, all with the goal of seeing who will be the one to win it all. KagaKuro, MidoTaka, AkaFuri, KasaKise, AoMomo. Medieval/Fantasy AU!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [Kagami T., Kuroko T.] Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle
Find the Music in You by He Who Writes His Own Canon reviews
In this cliched rom-com, Jesse Swanson is the stereotypical popular guy while Benji Applebaum is an outcast. When a time-honored tradition is broken and Benji begins to rise to the heights of popularity, Jesse comes to realize that the kid he merely protected from his Treble teammates may mean much more to him than he ever thought. Jesse/Benji; Bumper/Fat Amy later on. COMPLETE.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Jesse, Benji] OC - Complete
It's worth fighting for by elveriamoir reviews
A collection of one-shots, that may or may-not be linked or in order about the characters from the hobbit. I am open to suggestions, but there will be at least fifteen chapters. I would love to hear what you happen to think about them. there may be slash/durincest involved please do not flame me for it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Dori, Bofur
The Journey is Mine by Exzknight reviews
Thorin tries courting the stubborn hobbit, Bilbo who would not admit his feelings for the King because of this, the company encounters many dangers and potential creatures who took a liking of Bilbo Baggins and tried to use him against the King of Erebor. Will Thorin win affection or will Bilbo drags his feelings on until the very end?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Raven, Abducted by Aya Dormouse reviews
"You were the opposite of everything I was, from the color of your hair to your eyes to the confidence you exuded. And me, I'm a pile of insecurities and awkward and not nearly as beautiful; not to mention a servant. I don't even have a name, Oz." Ozbert, AU
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,841 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Oz V., Gilbert/Raven]
The Edge: Society by Covert-Teabag reviews
The chopper turned away from the building on its homeward bound journey, leaving nothing behind other than a successful retrieval and two fatalities that would be wiped away as collateral damage. Warnings: Language. Violence. Scorpia Rising spoilers.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,170 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Our Greater Destinies by Magister of Asariel reviews
Irina Coldstorm has tried to forget about the fact that she is the Dragonborn. She is no hero and she's terrified of dragons, for good reason! All she wants is a family and somewhere to belong. She finds that among the Thieves Guild. But can she avoid her destiny forever? And will a certain red-haired thief be willing to let her go? (More description in author's note.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 169,215 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Rune
Decepshun's Shadow by Goblin Cat KC reviews
An accident on the race track brings a little darkness to Penn stables. Artha x Moordryd SLASH
Dragon Booster - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Moordryd P., Dragon Booster
It gets better sometimes by stormbringer94 reviews
At 15 years old, Alex is brought back from San Francisco after another "incident". Aged 17 he's sent to Brecon Beacons. What happened during those missing two years? K-Unit are determined to help, but do they really know what they're getting themselves into? Multi-chapter fic. Set after Scorpia Rising, with a few changes; Blunt is still running MI6. Rated T for language. R&R .
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
All this Soul-mark Business by Vividpast reviews
Modern Soulmate AU. At 12:28 AM, King Thorin Oakenshield's soul-mark is revealed amidst the throngs of paparazzi. The morning after, Professor Bilbo Baggins finds his soul-mark plastered on every magazine, television, and social media there is. The proper thing left to do is, of course, claim the mark as his. It would be easy if only half of Middle Earth isn't claiming the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf
You keep me alive by TheSaltyWatermelon reviews
Summary Kuroko - an employee at cafe Timeless - is really interested in books. He has this habit of leaving a tiny message between every book he has read. This stupid habit helps him find the love of his life. And that love isn't anything he could have expected. He falls in love with a monster.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.] OC
No One Knows Everything About Love by KappaEatCucumbers reviews
In the moment he pinned me against the wall, I knew I had no intention of resisting. rated M for later chapters. HIATUS*
Kamigami No Asobi/神々の悪戯 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Kusanagi Yui, Thoth
15 minute fics (December) by Ehliena reviews
Prompt-based ficlets written in 15 minutes. Bagginshield Slash. With domesticity. and Frodo in some chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Friends Reunited by Mewoo27 reviews
The sad and lonely life Bilbo Baggins has after the fall of the last heirs of Durin lead the valar to pity. What would their lives be like if they could do it all again? And if they play a few games as they travel, well, it's all in good fun.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,437 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil
Unofficial Files by speechbubble reviews
A collection of one-shots and/or drabbles evolving around Alex Rider and Ben Daniels. SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Now with title image, thanks to littleshush!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox]
Face Your Demons by sCyanide reviews
It's been three months since the camp and Bon is getting really frustrated. He and Rin both know that their feelings towards each other are completely mutual. So why does the blue-haired teen keep pushing everyone away? Will a mission in a remote mountain village bring them finally together or tear them apart for good? BonxRin. Rin never revealed himself.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,418 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Rin O., Ryūji S.]
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,339 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.]
Hearts of Gold by Iridescent Thilbo Bagginshield reviews
What would have happened if Dwalin had not interrupted Bilbo and Thorin in the acorn scene in BOTFA? Would Bilbo have revealed his secret feelings for him, or perhaps, Thorin would have chosen to instead? Find out here. Rated M for violence, language, lemons, and slash. Mpreg and AU. Thorin, Fíli, and Kíli do not die.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,466 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Dynasty Girl by TK Grimm reviews
[Okita x Reader/Chizuru] AU. "You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,976 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Chizuru Y., Okita S., OC]
A Little, Teeny, Tiny, Minor Accident by IheartOakenshield193712 reviews
AU: Bilbo doesn't know how much angrier and annoyed he could get, but spending six months with a total handsome stranger he's never properly met, just doesn't seem worth it. Especially since he is in recovery from a small accident with said stranger... Slow-build Thilbo, strong language (lessens by Chapter 7)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,847 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Sacrifice by Darth Taktiker of Narnia reviews
Rewritten! Oryn Avari learns there's something about nightmares trying to tell you something. Not that it will help her now. Starts on the Leviathan after Saul and before Malak. Rated T for slight language, as that's what's in the Rules and Guidelines. Please read and review, helps me update faster!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Canderous O.
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,455 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
A Different Baggins by Astiar reviews
Belladonna Baggins nee Took learns she can't have any more children so she teaches her son all the Took ways. This leads to a whole different hobbit joining the company. WARNING: main paring will be Dwalin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,737 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Dwalin]
Dovah Bok Kiin by DeathStalker206 reviews
The Dragonborn has fought Bandits, Dragons, Deadra, and Vampires, and now he is on another doom-driven adventure due to the Elder Scrolls. pardon the (possibly) horrible grammar (and almost certain horrible use of commas) first story and all that...
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Carver H., Bethany H., Hawke (F)
Over My Head by milkywaymidnight reviews
6th yearAU.Draco over-hears Ron&Hermione' discussion involving Harry's abusive relatives,the Dursley's,on the train ride to Hogwarts & is filled with a sudden desire to protect the Golden Boy.Oh, & he also plays matchmaker in there somewhere. Pairs:D/H,R/Hr,&eventual,SS/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,092 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Collection of Truths by Miss Mysty reviews
Short stories in which the Junjou characters discover things, from the trivial to the monumental. 268: Shinobu gets some advice.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 268 - Words: 101,614 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 4/25/2011
Buffina of the Shire by Woodrow Graham Kenobi-Rimmer reviews
Buffy multi-chapter crossover. This time she winds up in the Shire..as a hobbit! Starts just after the events of season 7 and just before Gandalf's arrival. Bilbo has never met a stranger hobbit. AU I do not own The Hobbit or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, any elements of them or anything related to them at all. No profit here. Chapter Eight up!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Buffy S., Bilbo B.] Gandalf, Thorin
Merlyn by Kezelle reviews
What if Merlin was a sixteen year old girl? How would the legend unfold?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,472 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Riptide by Sakura Kinoshita reviews
Previously titled "Renkinjutsu". Being the most intelligent medic ninja of her time, Sakura Haruno was confident she could handle any situation under pressure. However, this didn't include being swept away to an unknown world where alchemy reigns supreme. As a result, there was only one thing to do: survive. Under major revision/editing.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,862 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Edward E.
One So Small by uoduck reviews
Harry remembers going towards the light then hearing someone say that his next life was a gift and he wouldn't ever need to fight. Ha! However, the people that he grew up around were small minded and thought that there should be no such thing as a hobbit with a penchant for weird things. So, he moves in with his childhood friend. This will be Harry/Thorin/Bilbo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Bilbo B., Thorin]
Papercuts by Justanothersinger reviews
These were nothing more than a few scrapes or scratches. Nothing more. And no-one paid any attention to me, let alone them. Except for that damned teacher.
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Frau, Teito K., Mikhail
Lead Me Wild by iamthelightening reviews
Beacon Hills is the newest target in a pattern of attacks on werewolves designed to 'out' them as a violent threat to humanity. Derek Hale should have more important things on his mind than wondering what Stiles Stilinski sounds like getting fucked into a mattress. [AN: Updates will be posted every Thursday]
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Permanent Marker by Snoweylily reviews
Scorpia Rising changed him. For better. For worse. Nobody knows. But now, four years later, their back and out to get him. 19 year old Alex Rider, MI6's best agent, teenage superspy, is sent to the only place on Earth that could possibly protect him. Brecon Beacons. As K-Units unofficial fifth member returns as their official fourth member, how much more changes can Alex take?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,477 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf - Complete
The Hobbit An Untold Journey by Telcontar1420 reviews
When Bilbo first wrote his memoirs, it is well known that he wasn't entirely truthful with reference to the finding of the Ring of Power. As it turns out, this wasn't the only detail in need of correction... Chapters published each weekend.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 113,947 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf - Complete
Decree Number Twenty-Six by mschmnged reviews
new Headmistress Umbridge posted many ridiculous decrees but Decree Number Twenty-Six is just insane; girls and boys must be at least 8 inches apart. Furious, Harry Potter storms the halls until he overhears Draco complaining about the same decree only to have his dirty secret revealed... Harry(T)/Draco(B) Drarry, some Harry/Cedric, M rating comes in later, books/movies mix world
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,303 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Cedric D.
Stuck Together by Stryder2008 reviews
Sam Campbell is a pilot flying a new client, Dean Winchester to Anchorage when the plane crashes in the Alaskan wilderness. Surviving the crash was easy. After they are rescued both of their pasts come back to haunt them in the most unforeseen ways possible. What will happen after they survive together? Rated M: Sam/Dean:Complete AU Injured/Hurt!Dean Worried/Hurt!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 233,390 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Apathetic by bleachfreak101 reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya was built to have no feelings what so ever, he was built to kill, when his new enemy is listed as Ichigo Kurosaki, Hitsugaya is suddenly faced with a man who can make him human. AU Sci-fi IchiHitsu
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
The Warriors Three by odmonkey reviews
Gandalf had heard Saruman talk of their world once, long ago, before madness had claimed him. Konohagakure and the warriors it bred. Aid what was they needed to defeat Sauron and, in their time of need, Konoha answered. An unorthodox take on ninjas in Middle Earth.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,561 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Aragorn, Naruto U.
Hall Of Quirks by Evilneko101 reviews
Everyone has quirks. What are some quirks of our favorite Blue Exorcist characters? T to be safe, rating MAY go up. I am taking requests! SLIGHT BonRin among other ships here and there
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Rin O., Ryūji S.] Yukio O., Shiemi M.
If She Must Choose by im-crashing-the-mode reviews
Follows the anime story line with some scenes from the novels. The first few chapters with have some slight changes but later in the story they will very from the anime more based on how the story ends in which Ema actually chooses. Lets just hope that she doesn't regret her decision.
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Azusa A., Ema H., Fūto A., Tsubaki A.
Different Roads by AnnieD68 reviews
When Glenn helps save the some of the group's members and get them out of Atlanta, there are unintended consequences. They lead to his alienation from the group, but he gains an unexpected ally in the process. What happens when the two are forced to set out on their own? AU from S1Ep5. Friendship (or Darlenn based on reader's interpretation). Rated T for bad language, lots of it.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,616 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Daryl D., Glenn
Memories and Trust by Crystal di Angelo reviews
Amaimon complains about Rin to Mephisto. Mephisto decides that for the sake of Rin's mental health, actions have to be taken. One shot. Requested by a reviewer during May last year...I'M SO SORRY!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M., Ryūji S., Shiro F. - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by NessaroseEast reviews
Everyone is suffering in the post-apocalyptic world, one filled with zombies now along with all the other things that crawl around in the night, and when the Atlanta group team up with team free will, well, everything that isn't an alive human had better run for the hills as they attempt to right the mistakes of the past. AU immediately after the CDC AU ending of Season 5 and on.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., Rick G., Daryl D.
Cabin boys should learn to mind their own businesss by WerewoofVonMindfang reviews
Mr Scroop finally has Jim separated from his protector and takes his opportunity to teach the impudent cabin boy that actions have consequences. And maybe he can use the boy to expose his Captains soft spot and take the title for himself. Scroop x Jim Hawkins, some Long John Silver x Jim Hawkins later. WARNING- RAPE/NON CON, VIOLENCE, MxM. Don't like don't read
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Scroop, Jim Hawkins, Morph
The Fall of the house of Durin by LadyBardock reviews
Bilbo/Thorin Fili/Kili Durincest! Bilbo Baggins is a burnt out well-known writer, who takes up a job in a junior high school in a bad neighbourhood in Chicago. There his paths cross with two genius students who suffer from an alcoholic/drug addicted always absent mother, and extreme poverty. When the older boy Fili is arrested Bilbo steps in...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 93,429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Fíli, Kíli]
I Want Them All! by HinatasHelper reviews
Ema's suddenly thrown into a house with a bunch of hot guys and the rest of their hot siblings as well. They're supposed to be family but they all want her and they all want her to decide only problem is she decided she wants them all! Why have one when you can have them all? This family is about to get interesting! HAREM FIC (DONT LIKE DONT READ) LEMONS/LIMES
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,129 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 8/20/2014
I Want You For My Own by djlee6 reviews
a vampygurl402 request. Bard is fixated on Bilbo and his kind nature. It only gets worse when Bilbo gives up his fortune to help the rebuilding of Dale. Will Bard manage to win Bilbo's affections before the Hobbit leaves Erebor? M for later chapters
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Bard
Wanted Dead or Alive by greenspace reviews
A woman, a Ranger, but not really someone to look up to. Heroes didn't exist anymore, and if they did, she wouldn't be one of them. To the people who came across her, she was the brooding figure with the dark grey hooded cloak. To herself, she was no one. All it took to disrupt her pensive calm was a quest across half the world. And with it, everything went all pear-shaped. Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 367,248 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Thorin, Bilbo B.
Demonic relationship by NOTSOFASTKAIBA reviews
One was expressive; the other reserved. One was good humored; the other analytical. One was hot headed; the other more so. Both were one of a kind. They mixed like honey and tea; resistant but undeniably good. A choreographed dance designed by destiny, strings pulled while remaining unseen. This is their story.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,754 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
The Sleeping Darkness by RocketRochelle reviews
The beleaguered Republic has lost hope in their war with the Sith. A last ditch covert operation is ordered, nothing goes according to plan, forming an unlikely group of allies. Led by war veteran Carth Onasi, they pit themselves against former Jedi, Darth Malak. Facing insurmountable odds and amidst intrigue, battles, love and betrayal; the heroes wage war against their foe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 159,416 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Carth O., Revan, Canderous O., Darth Malak
Alexis's Saints by tigeracid08 reviews
Alexis just recently moved to South Boston with her mother. When a nightmare from her past returns full force, she runs into the MacManus brother's and despite trying to stay away from them, she finds herself growing attached to the two brothers as the three try to figure each other out. Rated M for language and some adult themes. Please Enjoy
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Connor M., Murphy M., OC - Complete
Shadow of darkness by fishkace reviews
Harry has a new guard, who is this guard, and what is hidden in his past? Will be yaoi Naruto/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Little Hidden One by Bedlam87 reviews
It is well known that there is nothing so cherished in the dwarven race as their children. However, as in all races there are exceptions.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,791 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Ori
Remember by themuse123 reviews
Each of the dwarves revisits their most striking memory of Bilbo Baggins. A little bit of fluff, a little bit of angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Anything For Sammy by Winter Gray reviews
Wincest, Forbidden, complicated, love shared over a lifetime, childhood to adult. Castiel/Sam/Dean in later chapters, marriage, children, many twists and changes as the chapters go on. Evil John,Bobby, Sam mpreg, Castiel mpreg, sexual situations,mental/physical/sexual abuse,non-con, BDSM. Wincest, Destiel, Wincestiel, Sastiel. Winchester Legacy
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 347 - Words: 738,050 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/1/2013 - [Sam W., Dean W., Castiel] Benny - Complete
Forbidden by Eletha Landon reviews
Chloe- Just another sophomore college student with big plans while trying to find her way through life. Taking her general courses before shipping off to the university of her dreams, Chloe finds herself struggling in calculus by a distraction she never expected to have. She, of course, blames him & his strikingly mysterious jade eyes. The worst of the situation? He was forbidden.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,239 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Sore Must Be the Storm by shinigami714 reviews
"He was tired of hoping. Tired of wishing. So he really should just stop. Give up and accept that he was unwanted. And yet…", Fili/Kili, Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,571 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Cats of the wild by xfireflyskyx reviews
Bilbo, a young Kneazle, is lost in the wilderness after an Orc attack, until a group of Dwarfs on a quest take him in. He is slowly accepted and learns there is more to them than meets the eye. Bilbo learns that Hobbits are not the only race containing werecats in middle earth.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Once Bitten, Twice the Spy by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
On Alex's 'last ever mission', something terrible happens to him. Not something he will die of, but how can he live with what he has now become? Where does he go from here, now that he's no longer quite human any more?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,719 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Gifted by xxemily92xx reviews
Even in a school filled with students who can breathe fire, shape stone with their bare hands and wield axes three times their size, Bilbo Baggins still doesn't feel like he belongs. High school changes everyone, but for Bilbo its about learning to be himself, whoever that may be. There's a long way to go before Bilbo is ready to face the world.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,401 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Isabella potter in mirkwood part 1 by guardian of durins line reviews
Thranduil, the elven king, for all that was in him could not see why such a precious gift could be abused. It was a well known fact that you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. Isabella potter was a gift. And when the time came he would make sure everyone knew it. Fem harry! Harry/Fili
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,114 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Harry P., Thorin, Fíli, Elvenking Thranduil
Spent by derpette-Waffle reviews
The Erebor Complex Building consists of tiny tenements for struggling immigrants. Working an immersive study, Prof. Bilbo Baggins moves in down the hall from a family he quickly grows too close to.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Gleam and Glow by Feline Alchemist reviews
Thorin is a thief on the run who stumbles into a lonely tower, hidden in the forest. Bilbo is a sheltered young recluse, dreaming out his high window and dreaming of what life could be. Tangled AU
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
An Unexpected Romance by England-Andy reviews
It's high school, there's always going to be drama. But as Stiles moves on to chase his affections, things take a turn for the worst with his relationship with his long-time best friend.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Stiles, Derek H.] Scott M., Lydia M.
Songs In Our Hearts And Hearts On Our Lips by Shadow of the Forgotten Ones reviews
The all have ways to find their Soulmark. Yet will Bilbo be brave enough to approach his?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
You Can Stand Under My Umbrella by lilbiscutt reviews
"Sorry, I saw you over here without an umbrella and I felt terrible! I hope you don't mind," she called out. She's the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. -Female Bilbo/Thorin, Modern AU also on AO3-
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
From the Flames by Braveandthebold reviews
AU. So what happens when your boss is a grumpy, brooding, slightly attractive and a 'definitely more than meets the eye' kinda guy? This, basically this happens. Bilbo Baggins is sorely regretting taking up that job at Erebor Academy.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,837 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
And Where the Road Then Takes Me by DracoMalfoy456 reviews
Bilbo Baggins is in quite a predicament. After losing everything he ever owned to greedy Kings and corrupt businessmen, he must find a way to support himself in an ever changing world. After getting a job offer from a Grey Wizard, Bilbo finds himself on an aging farm, surrounded by rambunctious and sullen men, facing troubles far too big for a small, simple man.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,027 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
The Burglared Heart by BonnefoyBaggins reviews
Fili knew he would face many dangers on the Quest for Erebor and was ready to face them. But he wasn't prepared to find his One is the fussy, beautiful, and brave burglar hobbit that joined them. Now, cultural differences and disapproving companions may make the dragon the least of their worries.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Trouble With Courting by steelgray reviews
Subject: Bilbo Baggins. Situation: Dire. Who knew that feet could cause such issues? Bilbo learns that they can when he finds himself being courted. But Thorin doesn't need to know! He can handle it himself...or so he thinks. The Company disagrees. 100 Word Drabble Series. ThorinxBilbo, Thilbo Bagginshield. Slash. Rated T for some violence/angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 19,472 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] OC - Complete
Desire's Darkness by GoodMorningFlower reviews
I let myself do this, I put myself into this situation. I was addicted to drugs but I couldn't help it. And the day I go get more is the day I was traded... My body has been traded for my addiction...what do I do? ADOPTED STORY from shikijou!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,271 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Indigo by lilosacchi reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya wakes up from a coma, having a years worth of memories disappear. With his forgotten memories, he also forgets his boyfriend, Kagami Taiga. Can Kagami find a way to make Kuroko remember him, or will their love story be lost forever?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,901 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Kise R., Aomine D.
In search for the one by A.song.for.the.last.day reviews
' No, no! It's not that I think there isn't a one for you.' Bilbo said, finally coming out of his laughing fit. ' Although I wonder underneath which stone she's been hiding all this time.'
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,160 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Come Morning Light by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Something is wrong with Kuroko. After months of friendship and partnership, Kagami's starting to lose track of him again. When Kagami realizes that Kuroko is deliberately reducing his presence, he makes it his mission to find out why and to make it stop. Even if Kuroko has no intentions of helping.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 139,597 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Amledo reviews
Graduate Student Bilbo Baggins has landed a job as the live-in baby sitter for the Durin family for the summer. Thorin, the work from home jewelry artisan takes an interest in the younger man. A modern AU featuring bagginshield, and young Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli, Thorin
A Halfling in the Truest Sense by Decisions Are Hard reviews
Bilbo knew he was only half hobbit but that had never mattered to him, he looked like a full born hobbit and acted like one. His dwarf blood and unknown birth father had never bothered him until he lost his parents and was on the way to loosing Bag End. He lost hope until Gandalf appeared and offered him a chance to save his home, but the home Gandalf has in mind is Erebor instead.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,832 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Bilbo B.
The Hunt by xenaassassin01 reviews
Chizuru has to find her father. It will be hard, but thankfully for her past training, she can do it. Now with the help of the Shinsengumi, Chizuru will truly find out the meaning of hardship, betrayal, and love. (Took a different route with Chizuru here. Wanted to make her stronger) *First story ever*
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,081 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Chizuru Y., Saito H.
I Had Your Attention All Along by teal-slippers1990 reviews
Derek Morgan, high school football player, made a proposition to a rather unwilling Spencer Reid, resident school genius. But then, Spencer didn't stand much of a chance, did he? Rated M for later chapters. AU. A bit of OOC for Morgan. Slash Reid/Morgan. **COMPLETE** Continued in "Fixing It"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,925 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Shoots and Latters by DeliaGrey reviews
When esteemed male model Derek Morgan meets photography intern Spencer Reid, will their 'strictly business' relationship evolve into something more? Weird AU. College Reid x Slightly older Morgan. Definite fluff, probably more, too ;-] (Gonna try to bring Hotch in there somehow.) Favorite, review, follow.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] [Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch]
Love In A Cage by FujoshiFic reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya, sentenced to be caged behind bars. How will it be in the new environment? How it will change after meeting his red haired mate.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,220 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Kagami T., Kuroko T.]
The Scoobies in a Marvel World by lateVMlover reviews
This is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crossover that takes place 5 years after season 7. The Buffy comics do not exist in my world. Buffy, Willow, Dawn, and Xander are in New York. They were there when the Avengers fought off an alien invasion. Now they are finding themselves drawn in the Tony Stark's world. This story will have romance but will focus on action and adventure mostly.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,307 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Buffy S., Willow R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Pieces of Me by Miki Mae reviews
Kagami runs from his life in the States only to fall into a whirlwind of confusion. Who is the teal haired artist that he finds sitting among the spring flowers? Is Mrs T going to kill him with her outrageous chore list? Who ever said that making friends would be easy? College!AU with Artist!Kuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 33,932 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.] Momoi S., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Ikebukuro love threesome: short stories by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Short oneshots about the awesome threesome of Izaya, Mikado, and Shizuo. Just because they don't get a lot of love. Izaya/Mikado/Shizuo. IzayaxMikado and ShizuoxMikado. Chapter 30- Naga!Izaya/Neko!Mikado
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,035 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Izaya O., Mikado R., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Transcend by MarvelSilver reviews
'You saw me before I saw you. No one had ever looked at me like that before. Those cold, green eyes, looking at me as if I could warm them up. Perhaps at that time I was the kind of person that could. I had been undamaged-unchanged.' Avengers/Sailor Moon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,062 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Thor, Loki
From The Land Of No Return by readersdigest reviews
Bones SPN crossover. S.A Booth has been handed the Winchester case after Henricksen & team dies in Colorado. Shortly after, Dean is caught in D.C alone trespassing. What's going on? Where's Sam? HurtComfort Friendship Angst Booth Bones Dean Bobby Ellen
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,958 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dean W., S. Booth, J. Hodgins, L. Sweets
Wolf's Heart by LoveableOkie reviews
Harry's Pack knew he needed to find his mate. They just didn't know the consequences would be so beneficial. Harry/Daryl slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Daryl D. - Complete
you're my whole damn sky by A.song.for.the.last.day reviews
" You don't get it, do you Thorin! You are not my star, you are my whole damn sky!" Bilbo yelled at the dwarf, hot tears now streaming down his face. M&M Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Love Is (dot, dot, dot) by Alice Strife reviews
Kagami Taiga is your average student with average problems. The biggest one in his life right now is not having enough volunteer hours to graduate from middle school. That's where his mother decides to solve his dilemma by making him volunteer at a daycare. What his mother failed to do was ask for Kagami's permission or even remember that he DOES NOT LIKE KIDS! NO! GoM as kiddies!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
Eyes Like the Moon by Tsubasagirl reviews
"Who are you...?" He spoke out of awe. The girl with golden locks that spilled over her shoulders looked up at him. Her eyes held the moon inside them. "I'm Serenity," she replied softly. "The Moon Princess."
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,606 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Okita S., Saito H., Heisuke T.
Sweet Imprisonment by Chikusan reviews
No matter where they are, love refuses to part with them. The story of a dying man and a girl with a shattered heart and how they meet once more.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015 - [Chizuru Y., Okita S.]
A Slight Dilemma by Spastic Freak reviews
Inuyasha Death Note Crossover. Kagome learns of Kira and his power. She has a feeling a shinigami she met in the past is somehow connected. Kagome x L pairing.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,506 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Kagome H., L
Belonging by MoonAngelDancer reviews
Torn between two worlds, to belong, to be wanted, is her greatest wish. Little does she know that her destiny is not to belong, but to change Skyrim...forever. Farkas x OC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
The Girl with the Voice by massivelyattacked reviews
A series of interconnected one shots and snapshots of the Dovahkiin from the perspective of traveling companions, friends, lovers and those who attempted to cross her. Rated M for language, some sexual situations. Latest update: Farengar Secret-Fire
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,612 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Onmund, Ulfric Stormcloak
Yuri's Girlfriend or Boyfriend by ElvinaPotter reviews
Thanks to his wayward mouth, Yuri is having a major problem. But will this major problem leads into interesting events? ConYuu.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,195 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
Brothers Conflict : reduex by A Love So Strong reviews
Ema Hinata, is the new sister of Asahina household, based from London and eager to live with her new family... same old, but with a twist! More romance, passion and what... conflict, of course! Pairings undecided, but for now, Ema x All
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 7/11/2014
Catalyst by jaded-alchemist reviews
In which Harry, Hermione, and Ron get sucked into Middle Earth by way of a defunct portkey on their way to the Quidditch World Cup. Set in the beginning of GoF/The Hobbit. Rated M for violence and language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gandalf
Wolf in Hobbit's Clothing by Ulura reviews
The fact that many Hobbits, especially those of the Great families such as Took and Brandybucks, were skin changers was a secret kept tightly within the walls of the Shire. Bilbo has kept his nature hidden from the Dwarves but soon the secret proves too difficult to keep. How will the Dwarves react and how will Bilbo's true nature effect their quest?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli
Fall in Love Like a Cliche by mistressofcliche reviews
High School AU. Mikado is a country bumpkin looking for adventure, not romance, but he might have found both after meeting his classmate's older brother. Or he might have found trouble, heaps of it. Based on a kink meme prompt, wherein Shizuo and Mikado have a shoujo-caliber romance, complete with every cliche imaginable.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Shizuo H., Mikado R.] Izaya O.
Hogwarts Inner Demons by PuppyKit reviews
ADOPTED BY "Deadelven", Naruto is a half demon attending Hogwarts. Harry is a prophesize savior of the world. How will fate react to a demon fiddling with the mortal verse. Warning: Spanking and Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Spencer Will Be Mine by KTT2123 reviews
Spencer Reid is finally happy. He has a loving boyfriend, co-workers he sees as family, and a supportive family. His life is perfect. That is until he catches the eye of Barry Kryupt, who will do anything to make Spencer his. Can Spencer, Derek, and the BAU protect Spencer from his stalker? Will they be able to find him before it is too late? Part of He's the One That I Want Verse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,077 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
I Could Be Your Morning Sunrise by KaliTracer reviews
Bilbo had been sleeping in Thorin's bed since before the Battle of Five Armies, but it was just sleeping. They were more comfortable within arms reach of the other. It wasn't anything more than that. Now if only they could convince the rest of the company of that. Also, all of Erebor would be good too. *slash*
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Danielle's Saints by BadWolf7190 reviews
When Danielle's mother dies, the 23 year old honors her wishes, leaving Florida for Boston, to be close to the only family she has left. Her Gramps, aka: Doc. Putting on a brave face she pushes through the pain. Little did she know, that she would meet the two best things that would ever happen to her. And she will do whatever it takes to keep them. Even at the risk of her life.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Connor M., Murphy M., OC
Best Job Share Ever? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
This wasn't exactly what Buffy had been expecting when she'd offered her hot chick with superpowers self up to Nick Fury for joint world saveage. (POST-AVENGERS through Ch8; further chapters spoil for IM3 and THOR2).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Buffy S., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Lock Me Up (With Love) by MarisaKateBella reviews
Rick Grimes is a senior at UGA who is gearing up for the greatest year of his life. That is until he gets his housing assignment…a double? For a senior? It's unheard of. And what is worse: he's stuck there, thanks to an overly packed incoming freshman class. To top it all off his roommate, Daryl, is rude and probably the most anti-social person he's ever met. (Non-apoc. College!AU)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Daryl D., Rick G.]
How to Get Along With an Omega (If you must) by sarahyellow reviews
People treat S.S.A. Spencer Reid differently because he's omega, but that's not news to him and he has no intention of letting it hold him back from joining the BAU. Spencer knows that he can do this. What he doesn't count on however, is a very troublesome alpha one desk over in the bullpen. S.S.A. Derek Morgan might prove to be Spencer's undoing...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,515 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Ink on the Skin by DaughteroftheUniverse reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a simple hobbit. And, like all creatures of Middle Earth, he has a mark, a tattoo of sorts, that will help him find his soul mate. When he moves to an eastern hobbit settlement with his young nephew Frodo, he finds something extraordinary. Bilbo never expected to find his soul mate, and he certainly did not believe it would be a dwarf by the name of Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Uninvited Houseguests by RugitusAstra reviews
House guests are annoying at best. At worst, they're a team of SAS men forced on you by Alan Blunt. When an injured Alex returns from a mission, Alan Blunt sends K-unit to his house as "bodyguards". As if he needs bodyguards. Set a few years after Scorpia Rises, America didn't work out. My first story, feedback appreciated, good or bad.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
A Rewritten Life by StarstoneToxicDesire reviews
What if Yuuri had slapped Gwendal instead? How would this affect the new Maou's relationship with his General? How would an engagement to Gwendal affect Yuuri's relationship with his other subordinates? Rating may change.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,191 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Yuri S., Gwendal vV.]
Technicalities by Darkheart Du Lac reviews
Guardianship fic, post Snakehead. When Jack returns to America, Alex finds himself placed with a "temporary guardian" who is anything but friendly. Even worse – he's entirely in the hands of MI6, who have no intention of letting go of their best kept secret now that he has no-one left to turn to. And something has definitely shifted within K Unit in the time he'd been away.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Wolf
Ragnar and Athelstan: The Vikings by redayo reviews
A revised version of earlier story.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
Wishing for a Second Chance by SpeakSarcasm reviews
What if one regrets the outcome of their lifetime, wanting nothing more than to be given a second chance to right the wrongs? To be able to go back in time to change the outcome of certain things, who doesn't desire that? Even so, everyone knows it's impossible...right? Bilbo Baggins begs to differ.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,265 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
What would Happen by keiranotenshi reviews
Haruhi didn't get into Ouran like she'd hoped. School is starting soon and Haruhi Fujioka is a new scholarship student at St Lobelia's Academy for girls. Not only will Haruhi have to deal with the Zuka club, but, she has to deal with random meetings from different members of the host club as well. This will end up as HaruhixTakashi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,465 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Something between You and Me by Linox reviews
Quickly, Stiles turned around to whisper in the handsome stranger's ear, "Please act with me on this," before giving the man he had only met less than five minutes ago a peck on the cheek and a flirtatious smile. This was so not the way Stiles had planned his day going. OR the one where Stiles pretends to be dating Derek to get away from his ex.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,074 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
My Little One by Urube reviews
{Adopted this story from kimmy14.} While on a mission, Rin gets attacked by a demon and somehow changes into a five year old and chooses Suguro Ryuuji as his caretaker. How will the changes effect the exwires?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
A Pinch of Belladonna by E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Until The Daybreak by crazililwabbit reviews
Dyre is new in Skyrim, and is ready to start her new life. But she is having to learn that sometimes for something new to grow you need to burn what was there before. - This is a part of the Seal Upon Your Heart series, all placed in Skyrim, if you enjoy it please take the time to read the others as well! Farkas/Dovahkiin
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
child of magic by nyura-vanko reviews
Harry Potter has succeeded in all his goals. Having fulfilled a Prophecy, and ended the war, all he wants now is to rest: The peace and freedom that death offers. Magic has other ideas, however, for her blessed child. Elfling!Harry Family!Dwarves WARNING: May have triggers- Please read 1st Ch. A.N.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Harry P.
Little Flower by RedRosey18 reviews
I always watched, I watched them hug, I watched them kiss and it made me sick. Sick with myself for how much it hurt, the pain tearing me apart every chance it got because I had fallen in love with my brothers boyfriend. AU, Cutting, Suicide, Yaoi
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,294 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
WITCH REWRITE Nerissas' daughter by FunahoMisaki reviews
What if Nerissa had another disguise as well as a daughter? What if there was more to Susan Vandom than we thought? What if Caleb, tough as nails and rebel leader of Meriddean, had a sister two months younger than him? Oh boy! Overprotective Big brother Caleb. What is Wills' role in all of this and how will the others react when they learn the truth behind their friend and leader?
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Will V., Caleb, Nerissa, Susan V.
Dreams: to Stay by His Side by stickdonkey reviews
What would have happened if Bilbo had made different choices at crucial moments during the quest to reclaim Lonely Mountain from Smaug? A companion piece to Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things. Mix of Movieverse and Bookverse with no major spoilers since we are going AU with this. Thilbo/Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 170,381 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Hedonophobia Explained by Vixenfur reviews
After talking to Dimitri Sudayev for 10 minutes, Jim Hawkins decided that this man is just a rich moron who can't balance on his own two feet. First impressions mean a lot, but they don't always win in the battle of falling in love, to Jim's irritation. Although he is reluctant to fall for such a person, Dimitri is in no way hesitant, no matter how awkward he can get. (M/M Jimitri)
Crossover - Treasure Planet & Anastasia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,076 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Jim Hawkins, Dimitri - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by MoonlightatDusk reviews
Misaki is sold to Akihiko, the owner of a huge slave ring, who's using violence to close his own wound. What happens when he meets his newest toy? How will Akihiko heal from his dark past with Misaki's help? Will his other slaves make it? All couples! *May no longer be an mpreg...* (sorry for the change of plans)
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,839 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/2/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T., Hiroki K., Nowaki K.
Reset by InkButterfly reviews
Izaya fakes Mikado's death to protect him from the yellow scarves and blue squares. Meet Kanra Orihara, Izaya's twin sister. Pairing: Izaya x Mikado x Shizuo. Warning: Blood, Violence, Death and Yaoi. Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,065 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Izaya O., Mikado R. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Darkheart Du Lac reviews
A night exercise at Brecon Beacons on a dangerous, untested new course. Can Alex and K Unit put aside their differences long enough to survive, or will it all come crashing down under the pressure?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,766 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Bridal Deception by Clow Angel reviews
NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
To Heal The Soul by LieSmithsMistress reviews
They say that stitches can only heal so much, I beg to differ... **Sensitive material - Suicide attempt Student/Teacher relationship** **Rated M for later chapters**
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Franken Stein, Maka A.] Spirit A./Death Scythe, Soul Eater
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Jealousy and Dwarven Customs by ShippingSince1996 reviews
Bilbo is revealing more skin than the dwarves are used to seeing. The poor hobbit is clueless and Thorin is not amused.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Meticulous Planning and Crazy Love by mocha11 reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS. Hopelessly in love with her teacher, Hijikata, Chizuru tries to survive high school as the only girl student in Hakuou Academy while trying to accept that a romance with Hijikata isn't meant to be. But her classmate, Okita Souji, helps her in a three-year plan to win over the teacher's heart.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Chizuru Y., Hijikata T., Okita S.
The Unfortunate Werewolf by That Dastard Cerberus reviews
Her life changed completely that night. Her life was spared, yet she was also cursed. Now she must carry a horrible secret for the rest of her life, knowing she is balancing on a thin rope between sanity and the madness of the beast within. Little does she know that that night years ago not only changed her own life, but every person she holds dear to her. Pairing undecided.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,206 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Chizuru Y., Hijikata T., Okita S., Saito H.]
Demons by Charlie Chaos reviews
Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth. Hiding in exile in the form of a Hobbit reborn time and time again, same creature different shell. Little does he know that times are changing, and he might be exiting retirement
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Rag Doll by lelalemon reviews
Spencer is a living rag doll for an insane man until he's rescued by the BAU. They take him in because he has no where to go and the case isn't done until all of the ends are tied. In the mean time, they try to break Spencer of his captor's hold and give him a true life.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,472 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 8/23/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi, S. Reid, UNSUB
I Need To Know by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
AU. Bilbo Baggins hoped no one would know of his predicament, especially Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain. Bilbo/Thorin; mpreg. You have been warned. R&R, x (title may change)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Family Owned by rio95000 reviews
Bilbo wasn't expecting a wizard. He most certainly wasn't expecting a troupe of 10 dwarves to be raiding his pantry. But he definitely, DEFINITELY, wasn't expecting a dwarven king to appear on his doorstep with two slaves in tow. (The Hobbit films AU - just some scenes so far) Rated T to be safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,875 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Bilbo B., Thorin
Don't Walk Away From Me! by crescentmoonprincess reviews
Sequel to 'Who's Side Are You On' After a month has passed, Mamoru starts being seen with another girl and Usagi starts to think he's cheating on her. So she goes to the one person she knows that will help her through it. Haruka. But how can Usagi save her relationship with Mamoru now when she finds herself falling in love with her blonde friend? Rated for later chapters!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Bring me warmth but cold kisses by RavenDoe reviews
The winter break has come along and Harry is left alone. As he is sitting by the lake, deep in his thoughts he catches the attention from an immortal teen. How will this end? Male x Male, Dom!Jack x Sub!Harry, M rated for reasons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Harry P., Jack Frost
It's Not All Bad by SherlockDW2013 reviews
When a broken young Bilbo Baggins comes face-to-face with Traders, he doesn't expect to make eye contact with two curious looking dwarf brothers. And he certainly didn't expect to take both of them home. Dark pasts filled with death and kidnapping are uncovered and shared. Lives are mended and a family is made. But not without a few bumps along the way. Slave!AU Eventual Quest!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
The Difference by Readergirl66 reviews
The day the kids ran from Manticore was the day Dean and Sam found Max. Let's see how many things can make a difference. Please R&R?
Crossover - Dark Angel & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Max
Wagers by uncer giedd geador reviews
Short story number 26 - In which past reminiscences leave Thorin a changed character and the company baffled. Can Kíli succeed in returning their king to his normal self?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,242 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Game of Thrones: The Deleted Scenes by Ninja Pupr reviews
This is not one big story, it is smut. There is no plot, it is smut. It has menXmen relationships. It will have very graphic content. It may have spoilers, so I am warning you now! Some of the ships I don't support, but I wanted to somewhat follow the book/shows chronology, so there may be some awkward pairings within. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this compilation of one-shots.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Jon S., Tyrion L.] [Robb S., Jojen R.]
Bathtime Fun with Fili and Kili by ApplesOfDyscord reviews
While keeping up with Thorin's tireless pace, Bilbo Baggins accidentally gets himself injured badly; and with Thorin unwilling to slow down its only a matter of time before Bilbo temper gets the best of him. Fili and Kili take notice and make plans to do something about it.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bilbo B.
In The Blood : Faith and Loyalty by early-recoil reviews
(Sequel to In The Blood) After Boston, Amelia is back home on the farm. Despite her grasping at straws to get back to normal, she continues on with her life. Things go well for a while until unfortunate news pulls her back to the one place she would never be ready to return to. Her faith gets tested and her loyalties come into question when two Irish brothers take the city back.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Connor M., Murphy M., Romeo, OC
Smallest Of Things by Automail-gHost reviews
(Movie-Verse AU) When Bilbo saves Thorin's life, he doesn't escape unscathed. He is gravely injured and as the company fights to save their burglar, Thorin is forced to realize how wrong he truly was. Bilbo!Whump!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Kíli
Reap What You Sow by Mz Valkyrie reviews
Oliver Queen may be the most dangerous Omega in Starling City, but even he knows better than to go into heat around an Alpha. Especially when said Alpha was Slade Wilson, intent on taking everything away from him. Can their affections see through their hatred? Or will their pasts threaten to destroy their future? Slade/Oliver, One Time Past Toliver. Omegaverse. COMPLETE.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Oliver Q., Slade W./Deathstroke] - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Love in a World of the Dead by DistanceMaster reviews
Glenn and Daryl's secret relationship began during their time at the CDC. Then Glenn started to get sick and some of the others are starting to get suspicious. It is only when they come upon a very unusual group of survivors do they discover the origin of Glenn's strange illness. DarylxGlenn. mpreg because there is so little of it. If you don't like, don't read.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,987 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Daryl D., Glenn
Locked Desires by Meredy90 reviews
Two years have passed and the Shinsengumi are back to living their ordinary lives as samurais. With Chizuru no longer disguising herself as a man, she walks through the halls as a woman. Knowing that each captain hold special feelings for her, what happens when desire takes over not only the boys, but even Chizuru as well? Prepare to dwell into the world of lust and desires.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Chizuru Y., Hijikata T., Saito H., Kazama C.
Your Blood on my Hands by PrincessBite-Me reviews
Bilbo takes an arrow for Thorin. This is a short little ficclet I wrote inspired by a piece of fanart on Tumblr. The art is a piece by Kaciart and it can be found here: kaciart. tumblr. com /post /40494581818 Surprise! I added a Part 2! It may not be quite the continuation you want but I think it's pretty great. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Daisy Nukem and Astroboy by UndeadSpacewalker reviews
In Which: Glenn (a disillusioned techie) and Daryl (an antisocial redneck) gradually become "friends" and go on a cross-country road trip. For SCIENCE. Many misadventures occur along the way. Takes place during Season 1. [Darlenn, pre-slash, slow build, eventual smut, AU-ish]
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - [Daryl D., Glenn]
Can you hear me sing? My Heart, my Soul? by TheMagnaka reviews
Thorin made a mistake and it's unsure if he ever gets Bilbo back. Very much AU Post BotFA, fix-it and messing around. Bagginshield. part of the story now betaed by Jackie-B-123.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Bofur - Complete
A Most Unusual Specimen by E-Loveless reviews
Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,839 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Outcry by Skylighters reviews
When Hotch wants to bring Spencer in to their bedroom, Rossi doesn't argue. They set their plan in to motion. Warning: This is graphic slash, nc-17 no contest.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi, S. Reid
Beyond Description by LadyPaige reviews
Oliver's time on the Island was beyond description, being left there was beyond description, to never see Slade again was beyond description. Set in Season one, from Home Invasion to Sacrifice. NEED a editor for this story and/or it's sequel.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,667 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Oliver Q., Slade W./Deathstroke] - Complete
A Little Tied Up With You by QueenofFurbys reviews
Bilbo and Thorin get themselves in a tight situation and decide to make good use of their time. A bagginshield/Thilbo fanfiction. Rated T for some steamy events and mild language, hope you enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
All About Us by Mrs.Newt reviews
Really, Newt could have gone all day without having this argument once more. "Alby, you knew exactly what this meant when I told you I wanted to go to college after high school. Can we please not have this argument?" He loved Alby, really he did, but he hated how the other didn't even seem to care that Newt was working his ass off trying to get a good job. A good job for them both.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Thomas, Newt] Teresa, Minho
The Breeding Edict by ChocolateRedVelvet reviews
Kurama, better known as the Nine-Tails, is disgusted with Naruto. He is the strongest of the tailed demons and yet has the weakest vessel. The millennium old chakra demon decides Naruto needs another focus, one that is not an Uchiha and convinces him to work with Shikamaru to grow stronger. M/M; Slash; Yaoi; Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,649 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Brothers In Arms by milkshake42 reviews
An old friend steps into Chuck's life, someone that he's not seen since his days at Stanford. A someone who just happens to have a few secrets of his own. Season 2-ish Chuck and AU!SPN.
Crossover - Supernatural & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sam W., Chuck B.
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Wizarding World Meet the Winchesters by SicTruths reviews
One minute, Sam and Dean were in the bunker, the next they were in an house full of witches and wizards, not to mention that they were teenagers again and were going to go to a school full of them. It doesn't help that they had to keep quiet about Dean's condition. Not only is that a problem, they also had to figure out who zapped them into the mystery house. M for Dean's language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,004 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
Somewhere Only We Know by Gwendolyn Felton
Harry discovers a secluded pavilion near the Forbidden Forest shortly after the conclusion of the Tri-Wizard Tournament and uses it as his place to get away from life. What will happen when he finds someone else at his pavilion?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
His Huntress by Ace91 reviews
A young Nord woman gains the favor from the Lord of the Hunt, as well as the interest from on of his sons, who wants nothing more to rid of the Lord's blessing, Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Vilkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Academy Life by yaoifan124 reviews
AU. Rin and Yukio are sent to a very nice academy for their last year of High School. Of course, Rin isn't okay with it, but makes do. How will life go for the both of them? Will Rin be able to actually like this Academy and his new roommate? What is this blabber about Rin's biological father and past? Tried to keep it IC. BonRin; other pairings inside. T for language; for now.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
Like Father Like Son? by Hespera Nova reviews
A village is pillaged, and Merlin falls in Uther's hands. Starting as Merlin/Uther, but will become Merlin/Arthur somewhere down the road.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Fiercer Than Fire by Aranel Carnilino reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,021 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus by TheShadows2523 reviews
AU where the witches actually die when they're burned, and Binx ends up living with the family. Queue Max and Allison who want to help return Binx to his human form. My summaries always suck sorry. Max/Binx, rated M for eventual happy times.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2014
Eternity by kannabi-no-miko reviews
Their mixed shouts had proven too much, ripping the very fabrics of space and time. They were ripped out of their world and cast into one very different from their own. Now it's up to the Dragonborn to help a King reclaim his throne and stop Alduin from destroying this new world.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Crossbows and Scars by mcmannusdixon reviews
Buffy ends up with Rick's group and an unconvention romance begins to bloom. Daryl/Buffy
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,244 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Buffy S., Daryl D.
A Game Of Scrolls by British Raven reviews
The dragonborn is now a Jarl over a new province in Skyrim, but when a mysterious person comes to beg for help for westeros, will she go to aid these people she knows nothing about or will she stay and watch westeros burn. (Abandoned, if any one wants to adopt it pm me.)
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, Tyrion L., Varys
Dawn of Calamity by Mimmo185 reviews
With half of the Mother Heart stolen, Viridi begs the help of Palutena and Pit to protect the other half while she tries to convince Dark Pit (Kuro) to steal back the other half. As the battle to protect the stolen and endangered commences, so does a battle of love, lust and allegiance. Who's will, will crumble first?
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Palutena, Pandora, Pit, Viridi
Is 13 My Lucky Number? by PetraNori reviews
My own twist and narration of Brothers Conflict from Ema's POV. I'll be basically fleshing out the episodes in the anime and trying to stay true to the story over all. Humor, conflict, love, fluff, and maybe even some intense moments with the gorgeous Asahina brothers! More details inside!
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Ema H.
The Dragon Lord by HistoryLights reviews
A dragon lord is special. To bind a dragon is a great honor. An honor and a terrible burden. For with great power comes the task of keeping that power in check and there are always those who would seek to use it for evil.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,645 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Smaug, Kíli - Complete
Season Two by deadwomanwalking reviews
This picks up right after Season One. This is an Alternate Universe where there are mutations, things like Rick has super-strength, or Daryl becomes the ultimate hunter able to see at night and so on. Everyone is infected and they have no idea what to expect next. Please read and review.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Daryl D., Glenn] [Rick G., Lori G.] - Complete
Before the Storm by bluRaaven reviews
Driven by something he cannot explain Wulfryk travels to Skyrim, the homeland of his ancestors. Instead of the desired new beginning, he finds trouble - and dragons. Searching for a purpose in life, he will make both friends and enemies. BC part 1; or 'The misadventures of Wulf: caravan guard, wanted criminal, lifelong vagabond, master opportunist and occasional petty thief.'
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 256,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Vilkas, Ralof - Complete
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Decisions, Decisions by rainbowlover25 reviews
Both Hotch and Morgan have eyes for the young doctor. But who will Reid choose to be with? Let me know what you think! Please be gentle this is my first story posted. Thanks! Check out the second part Work&Love. Thank you for giving this story so much love!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,089 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Red Dragon by stormus reviews
Camelot is abuzz with excitement. The time is finally at hand for the peace talks towards the unification of Albion to begin. Gwen must play her part as the regal ruler, and Merlin is run off his feet ensuring that everything goes smoothly. But with so many former enemies gathered together in close quarters, how much of his old suspicion is justifiable, and how much is paranoia?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere, Leon, Percival
Honeybee by MarsWithMick reviews
Nona Daley lived to dance and to ride horses; she grew up in Colorado, but when she gets a scholarship to one of the best dance schools in New York City, she just can't pass up on the deal and goes to live with her Uncle, Larry Daley. But, when he reveals the museum to Nona, will she be getting more than she bargained for? Will she end up catching someone's eye?
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Jededaiah S., Ahkmenrah, OC
Something's Weird at Breacon Beacons (ADOPTED) by alphawolf96 reviews
Adopted from double-oh-nothing and re writen What if Alex was part cat? Naturally being part cat is going to arise some questions. Why is Alex so agile? Why is he so stubborn? And what happens when Snake tries to give him a physical? When K-Unit discovers what Alex really is, will they be able to accept him into their unit like before?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Runaways by Saiyagurl87 reviews
Serena and Amara Tenoh have escaped their father's dark ways and now find themselves to be runaways in the vast city of Tokyo Japan. AmaraxMichelle & SerenaxDarien
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,117 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune] [Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon]
A Predator by madwriter223 reviews
-Written for the Kink Meme- The Full Moon was drawing near, and Bilbo tried to keep his anxiousness at bay. But being surrounded by so many larger wolf-dwarves was rather stressful. Especially with the tales he had heard of what happened to packless wolves during a Full Moon. He shuddered to think what would happen to him.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
In The Blood by early-recoil reviews
Pulled from the sanctuary of her home on the farm, Amelia Doyle is forced to spend a year with her father in Boston. She's exposed to her father's Irish world while she's not ready to hang up her cowboy boots. The young woman discovers not all treasures are rooted deep within country hills and maybe there is more to life than simple and safe.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,675 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Connor M., Murphy M., OC - Complete
Dragon souls and Stormcloaks by JazzyKat reviews
Ter'im, the khajiit Dragonborn, was not out to fall in love with Ulfric Stormcloak, the powerful high king of Skyrim and leader of the rebellion. Especially not when Ter'im was already married to Vilkas. As Ter'im fights for Skyrim, things go from heated to hot between the Dragonborn, his husband, and Jarl Ulfric. WARNING: SLASH AND THREESOME
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Ronthil
The Long and Winding Road by Emberstar359 reviews
Fenris has left him, and Hawke is devastated. Having never experienced the loss of a lover before, William Hawke finds the road to recovery is a long and winding one. However, he may be lucky enough to find exactly what he needs as he copes with losing what he thought he wanted. Past FenrisxM!Hawke with eventual AndersxM!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Anders, Hawke (M), Fenris
Blood or Tears by redroses100 reviews
Bilbo is already stressed enough, being a Hobbit on an adventure is a difficult thing! But the Dwarves are not making it any easier for the poor guy! Bilbo begins using a dangerous method to keep himself together, but how long can he keep his secret to himself? M for self-injury and lots of angst.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,912 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
FUS ROH DAttebayo! by Huoyingmi reviews
Naruto! Naruto! By his honor is sworn! To keep, evil, forever at bay! And Akatsuki will route! When they hear triumph's shout! Naruto, for your, blessings we pray!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,811 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Pieces of Me by Alfirin1986 reviews
Written as a fill for The Hobbit Kmeme. OP's prompt: Kíli is not like other Dwarves. He's always been a little too much and a little too wrong. He struggles with this his entire life until someone comes along and shows him the truth "You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how to love." Ratings/tags will likely change later.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Strawberry Gashes by Kohai Noticed You reviews
She is crying out for help but it seems no one can hear her. She feels like the darkness around her is swallowing her whole. Will anyone hear her cry before it's too late? Or will death claim the little rice ball...?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Hatsuharu S., Tohru H.]
Dear Mr Hawkeye by Psmith73 reviews
AU. Glenn is a struggling student neck-deep in debts. One day, while trying to earn some money, he gets himself in serious troubles. An anonymous benefactor offers him help in return for weekly e-mails describing events of his life. Jean Webster's "Daddy-long-legs"/TWD fusion. Pastiche. Crack. Daryl/Glenn, Ensemble COMPLETE
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [Glenn, Daryl D.] - Complete
Safekeeping by Vampire-Angel-Z reviews
A battle-hardened Oliver Queen takes an underage Roy Harper under his wing in prison. Oliver/Roy. pre-slash. Strong Language.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Oliver Q., Roy H.
Master and Familiar by Tidon reviews
Neuhaus Igor show them how to summon a familiar, Izumo had summon a God of harvest, Sheimi had a Green man spirit and Bon got a feisty demon? *Warnings inside*
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,907 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Rin O., Ryūji S.]
Concerning Hobbits and Dwarves by Suryallee reviews
In which Belladonna had a secret with big consequences to begin with it, Bungo is a wise little man/err Hobbit, Bilbo has a lot troubles in the future with Dwarves because of said secret and Gandalf is confused and the Shire will never be the same again in the end.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,024 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli
Teachers Pet by vampiergirl201 reviews
The was no doubt stein was one of the greatest Meisters ever to graduate from lord deaths academy, he was powerful, intelligent but most of all insane. Maka leant this the hard way, but how far will she go to help fight his demons.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A.
Color Me Mine by andquitefrankly reviews
Kindergarten has just gotten significantly better. Just ask Thorin, who's got the biggest crush on the new kid in class, Bilbo Baggins. With the help of his friends, Thorin knows that he can take back the swings from the 1st graders, show up the K-1 class in the school pageant, and win the heart of one curly haired boy. Yup. Kindergarten is going to be a year to remember
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,210 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Study Time by Kiddiluna reviews
Rin has to get a good score on the next test or he will have to go through a whole another year being a esquire but there no need to fear Sugoro is here to help.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Ryūji S., Rin O.
Coming To Terms by AnimeAddikt93 reviews
Misaki is finally becoming okay with everything between him and Usagi. He is meeting people just like him and making lots of friends for the first time ever and is ready to get a job with Usagi-san XD
Crossover - Junjō Romantica & Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 105,164 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Misaki T., Ritsu Onodera - Complete
All This Love Has Got Me Feeling Alive by RahRazorblade reviews
Thomas has a nightmare but get gets comforted by Minho and Newt. Thomas/Newt/Minho. A few one-shots involving these 3.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Thomas, Minho, Newt - Complete
K-unit vs The Gallagher Girls by booklover3749 reviews
What if the Gallagher Girls meet the K-unit? I am really bad at summaries but it is really good so please read.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
Poetry in Motion by PreciousRoy reviews
Kai hates English, he's a foreigner in an American school, who can barely speak the language. But when he gets a new teacher his feelings about it change. KaixRei (I suck at summaries, please read!)
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Cult by Jaszmine reviews
Naruto Characters as slaves kidnapped by cult living in a normal society. Most the bad guys are the masters. Also everyone knows your not supposed to fall in love with your captives but all that sexy is making it hard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Light of Hope by NoLongerWriting-AbandonedAccou reviews
There has always been a balance. Light and dark, yin and yang... peace and war. Would it really be better, if that balance is tipped to a winning side, whether for good, or not? Even when time changes, destiny changes, one thing remains the same. Hope.
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,188 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/27/2007
Inevitable by vanarian reviews
It really was inevitable they would meet again sometime. If even just through coincidence. K-unit and Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Freedom's Price by golddoesnotglitter reviews
Garret Hawke believes that freedom is the most important concept to understand and experience, yet in trying to protect his family, his friends, and the man he loves, he is constricting his own life and emotions in ways he had never considered before. M!Hawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Anders, Hawke (M)
Retribution by darkK88 reviews
Revan vanished without a trace. 10 years later she returns, revealing her unknown heritage. Sith's betrayal comes to light and Canderous plays more of a role in her new life than ever before. As a friend or something more?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Revan, Canderous O.
Of Angry Rednecks, Misplaced Bites, and ACDC by StuckInMyOwnFiction reviews
How do you explain this to an angry redneck with crossbow slung over his shoulder and a hatchet grasped firmly in his hand, an intimidating former Sheriff who was tired, caffeine deprived, and ready to shoot the first thing that moves, and his best friend who also happens to be sleeping with the Sheriff's wife and trying to kill him? Gen[for now]/Glenn-Centric
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Glenn, Shane W., Rick G., Daryl D.
Bilbo of Durin and the Ring by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Bilbo son of Durin. Erebor belongs to the Dwarves once more, peace reigns and Bilbo and his family are finally home. But when Evil begins to rise from the mountains and Bilbo's magic ring begins to whisper to him that peace is shattered. Now, with Bilbo as Ringbearer, Thorin and his family must try to rid Middle Earth of the Ring's evil influence lest Sauron rise again.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,033 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Of Direwolves and Stags by Jlovesallfandoms reviews
"I have a son, you have a daughter. Let us join our houses." Arya Stark, the wolf lady of the North, was now promised to Gendry Baratheon, the heir to the Iron Throne, the eldest son of Cersei and Robert Baratheon.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,335 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Gendry W., Arya S.] - Complete
Starwars: KOTOR: Who we are by Lady Chey
Goin through the game but at a quicker and funnier pace, please read, lots of FemaleRevxCarth and lotsa fun!Rated M for lateer chapters and Language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Revan, Carth O.
An Unexpected Visitor by bucktooth22 reviews
Bilbo gets an unexpected houseguest. He and Frodo invite the new comers into their home but what danger will come with them? FLUFF THILBO BAGGENSHIELD SLASH and light KILI/FILI
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Kíli, Fíli] - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Tomorrow Comes Today by ScarredNotBroken reviews
Two months after being declared MIA, MI6 give up all hope that Alex Rider is still among the living - until the SAS stumble upon the now-eighteen-year old on a remote island. But can they truly rescue him when the enemy is pulling all the strings? *Temporary Hiatus - see most recent chapter*
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,041 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Training by nuha reviews
Set after Snakehead. The usual Scorpia is after Alex. So Alex is now going to go train more to be able to defend himself in any situations. And who else is better to train him than the SAS.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 6/14/2009
The Hacker by CrimsonFae79 reviews
Thomas's parents went MIA 5 years ago, or so the government tells him, and in his search to find the truth he landed in The Glade, an ultra security juvenile delinquent and mental facility. In The Glade he finds, friends, enemies, and romance. AU, Thomas/Newt, Minho/Aris, Gally Ben, Theresa
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Thomas, Minho, Newt, Aris
Slave to Assiah by Felinis reviews
In a world where demon are hunted down and forced into slavery Rin a newly awakened a half-demon struggles to survive only to be captured by the Vatican and sold to a demon brothel. But one good thing may come out of this with the help of a certain exwire and the rebel forces.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,937 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Rin O., Ryūji S.]
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Flash of Red and Black by cows0816 reviews
Everyone worries about the Hero of the Shinobi World, but how can anyone help a hero? And how does Naruto plan to finish Jiraiya's work for peace? KakaNaru/NaruKaka. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,559 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Daisies, Tulips and Roses by LadyPaige reviews
(Prostitution AU) Oliver Queen ran away from home to get away from his father after that horrible night but with limited money and the determination to take care of himself, Ollie found that there was only one choice. His life was brightened however when he met Slade. - Discontinued -
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Slade W./Deathstroke, Oliver Q.]
Orphanage by Baroquemonger reviews
AU. Will is an 18 yr old in present day NY. He is kicked out of the orphanage and must find his own way with only 300. Halt finds him and takes him in. But...does he have a secret he's not sharing? WillxGilan WillxHalt
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Will, Halt
For the First Time in--Ever by freaky-hanyou reviews
Because it's her first night together with Okita Souji, Chizuru also assumes that it will be her first night...together...with Okita Souji. But she isn't nervous. No; of course not. But she IS more than a little surprised when Souji has a little secret of his own to share with her... Oneshot Souji/Chizuru Adorable Smut Alert!
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Chizuru Y., Okita S. - Complete
I saved it all for you by Kindred01 reviews
The stories stretched far and wide across Middle Earth, that in a town called Lake Town that can tell people their futures.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] The Master of Lake-Town
Recreation by Princess Shania reviews
Thorin survives the Battle of Five Armies. Now all he has to do is rebuild Erebor, deal with family (and any other dangers), learn to be king and work on his growing affections for a certain Hobbit... contains Bagginshield and Kiliel. Everyobody lives! R&R!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,635 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
The Edge of Light and Dark by LMSharp reviews
Aithne Morrigan awoke in her underwear when the Sith began firing on the Endar Spire. KotOR1, LSF Revan, will go AU at the end. Improved and reposted!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,885 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Revan - Complete
When Things Go Awry by BlackBandit111 reviews
On the barrel ride away from Mirkwood, Bilbo's hand slips from its grip on the barrel he clutches. Slight AU. H/c. Movieverse. No slash. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,135 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Kíli - Complete
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,258 - Follows: 7,745 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Vita Æthelstani by Oneiriad reviews
The young monk Athelstan was sent to the North as part of a mission, to spread the word of God. Alas, everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Late one autumn, Ragnar Lothbrok finds a runaway slave in the forest and decides to keep him...
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Ragnar, Athelstan - Complete
Movie Star by Shelamnia reviews
Alex is subjected to the worst, isn't he? Basically PWP. Smut. Don't like, don't read.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Alex R./Cub, Wolf, Snake, Ben D./Fox]
Childhood Memories by f-romanoff-13 reviews
The avengers are regressed to children, they are looked after by Pepper, Phil and Maria who find the mini-avengers are more trouble than the adult ones! *This fic is pretty much an ongoing work in progress with no end in sight; it's just fluff with a little bit of occasional angst thrown in - if you want plot, my de-aged Avengers fic Non-Linear Aging is more plot, less fluff*
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 54,985 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Coincidental meeting by yarmantho reviews
Sakura had learned to live as a civilian without any trouble. Going under-radar, unnoticed by anyone. She had become a normal girl. Then a meeting with a dying Totsuka Tatara, Kusanagi Izumo and Yata Misaki on a rooftop changed her peaceful life. Unknown to her, one action could change her simple life into a more 'interesting' one...
Crossover - Naruto & K - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sakura H., I. Yashiro, S. Mikoto, Totsuka T.
Soldier by OfRosesAndRavenstags reviews
*Takes place during Maze Runner, the first book in the trilogy.* Minho and Thomas return from a day of Maze-running, and they discover that nothing has changed in the maze overnight. Tired, Thomas goes over to his special sleeping spot. Who will follow him? Newt/Thomas. T to be safe.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Newt, Thomas] Minho, Alby - Complete
Take From Me My Lace by littleblackdog reviews
AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, Bofur
Triple Dog Dare by ship.me reviews
It started off pretty simple. Full moon meeting, not enough snacks, Derek being a douche. Ha, alliteration! Then Lydia had to put down her book and do that scary, smile with the eyes thing she was so good at. "Why don't we play a game?" This was either going to be awesome or they were all going to die as result. Basically - your average night with the pack.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,041 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
There's A Wolf In My Heart by FeatherEars reviews
To fill her coffers and fund her adventures, a Dovahkiin with a well established reputation joins the companions. FarkasOC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Unteachable by NowComesTheNight reviews
AU. Ryuji Suguro was angered by his classmate, Rin Okumura's, seemingly aloof regard for class. Especially since he worked so hard to get high marks. For this reason, he makes it his mission to get Okumura to take school seriously. What Ryuji finds out about the other boy is shocking, yet makes perfect sense. Shounen-Ai, BonxRin
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Rin O., Ryūji S.]
From The Blood by InnerBeast reviews
Ichigo, after awakening in a strange city, gets thrown into a strange prison that doubles as an amusement park. Now without his spiritual pressure, or Zangetsu, how will he survive this competition called Carnval Corpse? And how will he keep his inner hallow inside if the poison constently getting pumped into his blood stream just strenthens it?
Crossover - Bleach & Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Ichigo K., Ganta I./Woodpecker, Shiro, Tamaki T.
Hell in a Handbasket by Akimi Kono reviews
If my life were to be a joke, it'd be: "A vampire, a werewolf, a ghost and a human walk into a bar". Only it wouldn't have a punchline, because there's no funny ending to my life. It's just there and it's just as bad as the joke. I guess that's what you get for living with three creatures from the undead. Bella Swan had it easy. Mitchell/OC
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell, George S., OC
As The Page Turns by Sesshy's Mistress reviews
It was a simple mistake that led to major consequences. Pulled into a world within her own, she must fight to protect one world or risk losing them both…
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,000 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 9/15/2010
Caramel Mocha by ToughLoveKitty reviews
Spencer has lived the life of a sex slave for 5 years. Can Morgan save him? Contains mature content such as rape, violence, language, self-harm, and drug-use.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
When Light disappears the Darkness will Prevail by morgana starfire reviews
Something wants Bilbo Baggins dead. The only way to do so is to kill him while he is a child and defenseless. But the darkness has underestimated the light and Bilbo still lives. Now his future has been changed and his life altered and yet the darkness will not rest until Bilbo Baggins can no longer take breath. Thilbo, dark themes
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Dwalin
Beneath the Mountains Music Woke by EmilianaDarling reviews
After being rescued by Bilbo, Thorin begins to realize that his feelings for the halfling are more than simple gratitude. But past ills cannot be so easily undone, and the growing need inside him proves difficult to understand or control. And although he might be king in name, a man without land or wealth has little to offer anyone. (Thorin/Bilbo)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,873 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Most Unexpected Journey Indeed by taokiomi93 reviews
Firiel-May Brandybuck, the oldest daughter of Bilbo's much older sister, Myrtle, has always longed to get out from under the thumb of her controlling parents. Upon being thrust into an arranged engagement, Firiel fled her home in Bree to stay with her dearest uncle, and finds herself getting more than she bargained for.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,456 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Spare Me by doctorkaitlyn reviews
"And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed, so you'd be spared your pain." Daryl/Glenn, quote from Batman Begins.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,328 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn
In the Pale Moonlight by aven91 reviews
Chance brings them together, fate keeps them together, but destiny could tear them apart.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Game of Thrones: Pawn Takes Knight by Reincarnated Poet reviews
When Arya Stark walked through the gate of the Red Keep she never imagined her decisions would take her across the sea. She never imagined that she would stand beside Daenerys Targaryen or tell her own brother that he would never sit on the Iron Throne. Winter is coming, and she rides with the Mother of Dragons. Rated M as a caution.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,853 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Arya S., Daenerys T.
Colours of Conviction by lucelafonde reviews
It's a long road to salvation, and Anders doubts he'll ever reach the end. [Follows the champion and his companions from the gutter. When aggressive!Hawke learns about Anders' situation, he resolves to not let the mage sacrifice himself and looks for a way to separate him from Justice. Features awkward doesn't-know-how-to-express-feelings Hawke and wingman Varric.]
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [Anders, Hawke (M)]
Feet by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) discovers that dwarves don't think about feet the same way hobbits do. Compilation of one-shots. Chapters unrelated. Mostly.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Secret Little Liars by Mrs. BYG reviews
The BAU takes a trip to Rosewood and while they're there they have to trick the girls into spilling their secrets in order to prove they're guilty. But they're not really guilty are they? So how will they be proven innocent if there are so many secrets?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012
Masquerade by DETHR0NE reviews
M for: Language, and Violence. Garrett Hawke, a broken mage who hides his pain and suffering beneath a cold facade of anger and relentless malice. As intimidating as he sounds, most people don't take him as seriously at all, because he's blind. He's tired of people either fearing him or feeling the need to protect him. He's resigned himself to his loneliness, but...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Hawke (M), Fenris
A Dwarf's Pride by Red Warrior reviews
"Long story short, master burglar," Dwalin growled out from his cell, "it's almost as if they raped Thorin in front of us."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Constant as the Sun by exoskeleton reviews
[fem!Bilbo] It was a struggle to summon a smile, even a small one, so instead she reached out—again—and tucked Kili's hair behind his large (reddening) ears. Then, bracing her hands on her knees, she pushed herself up and glanced at the Prince one last time. He blinked rapidly, looking confused all of a sudden. "I'll find them. Promise."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Sin Bear the Name of Virtue by tempestquill reviews
The stubbornness of dwarves leaves the company of Thorin Oakenshield numbered 13, and this changes the fates of them all. Left alone, the last of the line of Durin, with the help of a halfling, is left to heal, recover, and discover his new place in Middle Earth...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Mission: Impossible by SachiNyoko reviews
Round up the pilots, it's time for another mission! The sailor senshi have been dubbed the final threat to peace, so who better to seek out and destroy them than the Gundam pilots? But can they do it?
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,608 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 4/8/2005
Never Stop by May Glenn reviews
"I failed." Percival had said his goodbye, had held Gwaine in his arms, waiting for the other knight to breathe his last. Only Gwaine never did stop breathing. Tag and Spoilers to 5x13: a quest for the Cup of Life featuring the continuing adventures of Gwaine, Percival, and Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Percival, Merlin
Til I hear you sing once more by Stardust63 reviews
The Little Bird saw her chance to escape and she took it. Now we follow Sansa and Sandor in their journey to safer lands. Will romance bloom between the former dog to the Boy King and The Lady Stark? Or will their adventure to romance and a new start be interrupted? Only time will tell. Rated M just to be safe. Enjoy! THIS IS PART 1. PART TWO IS POSTED AND COMPLETE.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 125 - Words: 206,322 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Isilmë Aranel, Calad od Estel by kiwipineapple43 reviews
She is the light of hope, which can shine in even the darkest of places. After defeating Queen Metalia, Usagi finds herself in Middle Earth with no belongings, no clue and no memory of her past. She tags along on a quest to reclaim a homeland, and once caught up in this adventure of a lifetime she will discover her purpose in Middle Earth.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Thorin, Bilbo B., Legolas
The Heat after the Fire by Aislin30a reviews
Dwarves have One Love in their lives and when they find them they fall into the Sanâzyungurs for several days. This means a lot of things to dwarves: unconditional love, a blessing from Mahal, a sense of becoming whole; but mostly what it means is an obscene amount of sex. Sadly, not all dwarves recognize their One right away. See ch. 1 for full summary & pairings...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Bofur, Nori - Complete
Frozen Fields by Scorpia710 reviews
On the verge of giving up, because how much more can he really give to a world that won't give back? Alex resigns himself to healing in a safe-house with Wolf as his guard. But maybe, through this wary friendship, Alex can find another reason to live.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Too Many Beards by ariadnespants reviews
It seems ALL of the dwarves like Bilbo a little too much. What's a hobbit to do? (Note: Pairing subject to change.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Criminal Minds: Titanic by IvoryRhapsody reviews
The love story between Jack and Rose now a story of forbidden romance between Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid and their own challenges going further than social statuses of wealth. Some OOC. Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,782 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
The Will of the Force by SapOzh reviews
It's a time travel story about Revan and Mission. They find themselves about four thousand years in the future with the Star Forge still intact.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,655 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Padmé Amidala, Revan, Mission V.
Kidnapped with Enemies by anybodynobodysomebody reviews
Alex is kidnapped along with k-unit but they hate him. How will he cope with the pressure of torture and being excluded?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Snake, Wolf
One Big Happy Family by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
After a rescue mission K-Unit are horrified at what Alex has been through so decide to take him into their flat to recover as Jack is gone and MI6 are now his legal Guardians. Full Summery inside. Sequel posted!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,454 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Arabian Nights by Spastic Freak reviews
Kagome gets thrown into the desert of Agrabah meeting none other than the infamous street rat himself. Kagome x Aladdin!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kagome H., Aladdin
Black Flowers Blossom by phollie reviews
Spending your whole life in alleyways could turn you into a monster if you let it. But being saved by a third-rate noble family doesn't quite turn you into an angel, either. / AU timeline. Oz/Gilbert. Onesided Vincent/Gilbert. Vincent/Ada.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven, Ada V., Vincent N.
Broken Moon by Graecus Lore reviews
Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Bard, Kíli
Barefoot Blues by glanmire reviews
Bilbo walks barefoot, which was fine until he caught a cold for the first time because they were going through marshes and someone didn't have boots. Thorin is no help, until he is, and for once Kili and Fili actually do good, and Bofur too.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Kíli - Complete
An Unexpected Journey by Lost.In.Desperation reviews
In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. What if Bilbo was asked on this adventure but he was never asked alone? Now Thorin has another halfling to deal with, is this one just another pain in his backside? Or will she prove to be useful? Eventual Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
One Hobbit Against Five Armies of Stupidity by smileyfacebabe reviews
Bilbo Baggins has had it up to here with everyone's shit. When he gets his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he's going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocks some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. If he lives through that experience, that is. (Slight possibility of Bagginshield if you squint)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Pink Is The New Agent by SexySelena666 reviews
Sakura's got a new mission. Help the US government. They put her on the BAU team, per request of Tsunade. They also didn't tell the team who to expect. So when a young, pretty, PINK haired girl comes looking for her desk everyone thinks its a joke. Sakura soon shows though she is no joke with her determination to become part of the team, fiery temper, and endless compassion.
Crossover - Naruto & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013
The Hobbit and The Dwarf by bowsie22 reviews
Thorin angers Thranduil when the Elf king attempts to repair their relationship. As punishment, he turns Thorin into a beast and his closest friends are affected by the spell also. When a hobbit and his wizard friend enter Erebor, can the spell be broken? Slash, incest, mpreg Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
For The Keeping by Suomalainen-Sisu reviews
Naruto Uzumaki didn't take any pride in his infamous, promiscuous behaviour. What he did take pride in however was his ability to sense a gay virgin man from half a mile away; and the red head sat opposite him on the underground might as well have tattooed a sign to his forehead stating his innocence. Naruto just expected a little bit of fun. He never imagined falling for the guy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,124 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Breakdown by Ara Reed reviews
He's lost everything, joined a group he hated in order to escape the one he hates more, and now Scorpia is back again to snatch him from the SAS' clutches. Not if he has anything to say about it! K-Unit and an enemy from Malagosto OC. REWRITE, updated regularly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
From the Rim of the Sky to the Root of the Mountain by Kago of the Funk reviews
Smaug the Terrible has always been a burden on Thyra's mind since she was a little girl, but with the training she has gone through, Thyra leaves her home to travel south to Middle-Earth in search of the dragon. Resting along her travels, it is the whispers of an old wizard garbed in grey to an exiled dwarven king that have caught her attention. Rated T for now. FilixOC KilixOC
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,411 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Fíli, Kíli
Dissension of Want and Desire by Nemesis121 reviews
This takes place right after Halt tells Will about his father...Could halt have lied to Will about any of it? Rated M for a good reason and later chapters... Will/Halt *disclaimer* I don't own any of the ranger apprentices books
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Halt, Will
red by violet summer reviews
AU. Naruto, a famous quarterback, falls in love when he finds Gaara waiting tables half-naked at a burlesque pub in LA, but Gaara will have to face an ex-fiancee used to killing to get what she wants and a homophobic father armed with hitmen. NaGaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,331 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara
Alone Together by Bestbuds55 reviews
As the world ends and the dead rises, Glenn finds himself at the mercy of a strong headed redneck. Who doesn't appear to be as bad as he wants Glenn to believe.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
What's It Like? by Crocochoo reviews
Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,558 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
A New Life in a New World by Lacus01 reviews
Harry and Luna are the only survivors of the Battle of Hogwarts and make a wish to start over and be happy. The Valar hear the wish and send them to Arda as children where Bilbo takes them in and adopts them. The Company comes looking for a Burglar, only to wind up with 3. No one expected to find love on the journey. M/M, M/F/M, mpreg. Thorin/Bilbo, Bofur/Harry, Fili/Luna/Kili
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Bilbo B.
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Subject Matters by SerendipityDooDa reviews
Steve is an Art major in college, and his instructor has assigned their project for finals. He has it all planned out, but lacks an interesting drawing subject. That is until he spies a younger brunette in the concourse area. College! AU Story
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Blossom Exorcist by IloveCupcakes1234 reviews
Haruno Sakura is given a S-ranked mission: guard True Cross Academy and Okumura Rin. She must enroll into True Cross Academy, pretend to be a normal student, and then attend Cram School to become an Exorcist. Sakura knew this mission wasn't going to be easy, but she didn't expect to encounter such troubles: falling in love, discovering her past, and dealing with Demons and Ninja!
Crossover - Naruto & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Sakura H., Rin O.
Walk by Za Great Prussia reviews
Daryl/Glenn Daryl and the group arive at the C.D.C where they meet Dr. Jenner and his son Glenn. The next day Jenner tries to blow them up after the power source shuts down, but with some convincing, he lets them leave, with Glenn going with them. Shane doesn't trust Glenn but Daryl won't let him or anyone hurt him and protects him. Possible M-Preg? Romance.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn
Overheard by hujwernoo reviews
The knights, Arthur and Gwen are planning a surprise for Merlin...only to overhear a shocking conversation between Merlin and Agravaine. Spoilers up to 4x02, really just an excuse to write out a plot bunny I had. Inspired by 'Poison Truth' by Lovable Loner. Warning: Brief but graphic violence. Last chapter AND epilogue are up!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,093 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Agravaine - Complete
The Kids Are All Right by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
After arriving at Beorn's, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo...rated for language.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Stealing Blackreach by RubyPele reviews
The Dragonborn convinces Brynjolf to accompany her to Blackreach, setting off a cascade of strange events. A sometimes funny romantic adventure. f!DragonbornxBrynjolf, M!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,615 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf
Dangerous Liaisons - Sterek Teen Wolf by BekkaChaos reviews
A little smutty! Be warned. This is a story about Stiles being a trigger for Derek, he can't stay away, or at least he's been able to keep his distance until now. A little bit of Scisaac in here too!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,858 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Stiles, Derek H.] - Complete
Perpetual by Emmeline Bondurant reviews
With everything that has happened in the last three years, Stiles is becoming tired of being the blood hound of their little group of misfits. The one that studied and researched, coming up with the award winning plans and keeping their little group alive by assisting Derek. He's tired of putting forth so much unrecognized effort. So he decides that it's time for a change. Rated M.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
The Will Of A Shinigami by Dark Little World reviews
Naruto dies on a mission and when he awakens he finds himself in the soul society. Read and Enjoy Naruto's climb to be So-taichio! I adopted the story. This will probly have either long chapters or alot of chapters. You choose I write. Review
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,300 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., M. Hinamori
Eyes Tell (Mostly) All by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Hiding secrets has always been one of Alex's strengths. But this time, perhaps his secret is too big to hide. Cast into the glittery world of showbiz for a new mission, will it be too hard to hide his secret amongst the flashing lights and ever curious K-Unit? After all- it's not a secret easily hidden. They do say lies start with the eyes. (Not related to The Price of a Collar)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake, Wolf
Kill The Director by Walden.Pond313 reviews
This is a story in which Agron finds out that you're never too old for a crush. And that it is definitely better to be "That random guy that asked me out" than to be "That random guy that always stares at me in class." We've all been there, it's not fun or attractive.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Agron, Nasir] [Mira, Saxa]
For their saftey by Allieturtle222 reviews
"'What do you want' Stiles asked, his hands bawled into fists, his jaw clenched 'It's an even exchange...I want you.'" In exchange for the pack's saftey, Stiles agrees to do whatever the hunters want. This isn't what he had in mind. Future, established Sterek, rated T for violence, swearing and because I'm paranoid.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Pressing Flowers by Charlie Chaos reviews
Bilbo Baggins did not expect an adventure when he stepped out of Bag End's door that sunny summer afternoon. He didn't expect the out that Gandalf had unintentionally offered him, the escape that would free him from the day he had been dreading for the past 50 years of his life. But who is to say that is a bad thing? (Full summary and warnings in Prologue)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,572 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli
Love Is Truly A Battlefield by Cassidy S. Waters reviews
On their way to a party for an old friend, five former heroines suddenly find themselves in an alternate world, where devils sleep in the shadows, vampire-like creatures wander the streets, and beautiful men carry swords. But this coming war is far more than ideals and powers. Love truly is a battlefield.
Crossover - W.I.T.C.H. & Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Will V., Chizuru Y., Okita S., Kazama C.
101 Sterek Drables by Graecus Paganus reviews
Established Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Things will be different by Halfway-to-Narnia reviews
A Teen Wolf AU of Scott and Stiles in their freshman year. Stiles is determined that high school is not going to be like middle school and elementary school. He wants to be popular, he wants to be on the lacrosse team, he wants Lydia Martin to talk to him. Then Stiles starts finding himself in weird situations with Derek Hale, the most popular guy in school, and things get awkward.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
A Little Privacy by peaceandlove23 reviews
"Leave it to a hobbit to be over modest!"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
Who's the hunter and the prey? by xxxxTheOneAndOnlyxxxx reviews
Usagi is the new assistant to Haruka Tenoh. Haruka has a strong attraction to Usagi, which Usagi has no idea about. Haruka doesn't want Usagi to be her assistant. She wants her to be something else...something more. Something that can satisfy her desire. Haruka is the hunter and Usagi is now the prey. Well, that's how Haruka sees it, but the roles just might be reverse...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Spirit of Halloween by TheLonesomeMonster reviews
Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Naruto's Strangeness by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Borrowed Trouble by Amorissy reviews
Life had been quiet for Brynjolf and his organization, just the way a man in his line of work preferred it. At least, that was what he'd thought, until the day came when a starved and bleeding Etienne Rarnis stumbled back into Riften raving about the Thalmor - and a woman named Archer who'd saved his life. (Book One of the "Archer's Paradox: Shadowmarked" quartet.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Brynjolf, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Worlds Collide by Emma L. Wright reviews
Sam and Dean Winchester think they're on just a run of the mill hunt until the brothers meet the shadowhunters of the New York Institute. Worlds collide as Sam and Dean race to help the Nephilim take down Sebastian Morgenstern and his demon army before it's to late for both worlds.
Crossover - Supernatural & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Clary F., Jace W.
From Failing Hands by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
The whole of England thinks that Alex Rider has been dead for two years, but when World War Three breaks out, he is the only one that can save them. With a price still on his head, will Alex try to keep his secret, or will he return for one last mission?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,884 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Hunters and Werewolves by inactiveandber reviews
Natural curiosity got the better of his judgement and he walked further into the alley, seeing a man - werewolf, most likely, if the growls coming from him were anything to go by - slumped on the floor with blood pouring from his stomach. An arrow had obviously hit him. "If you're going to kill me, at least have the manners to make it quick." ((Hunter!Stiles, Magic!Stiles)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
KOTOR: Beyond Light and Dark by Moondyn reviews
FemRevan is tough, violent, rational, and a morally complex character whose alignment can at times be questionable. A retelling of KOTOR in Revan's first person with Female Revan, Bastila and Juhani consensual ménage à trois lesbian romance. Femslash, life and death situations, combat, original dialogue, and lots of humor between the serious stuff! Awesome after Taris. Novel Length
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 172,992 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
SuperWood: SpookyDos in Cardiff Bay by Morality Sucks reviews
After a mysterious encounter with Captain John Hart, the Winchesters set off across the pond to hunt him down and get back their stolen possessions. The hunt gets a little more complicated after meeting the Torchwood 3 team and everyone is forced to lay aside their differences to solve Captain Hart's latest folly.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Jack H., Ianto J.
Not the Talking Kind by whenwinterfell reviews
Robb is fighting feelings he is probably not supposed to have, knowing they'll mean his doom him at one point. "In fact, the whole fantasy he had spent for years building around Jon Snow, the Bastard of Winterfell, his father's illegitimate son that his mother hated so much, meant his doom if ever he acted upon it."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jon S., Robb S., Theon G., Catelyn S.
Concerning Hobbits and Wolves by ShivaVixen reviews
While recovering in Rivendell, Kili realizes that Bilbo was far more scared of the mere possiblity of wolves than orcs, and decides to ask a simple question. Why did Bilbo fear wolves? The answer somewhat surprises the dwarves. Alternatively: A discussion of the Fell Winter & Warrior Hobbits, as well as why and how Thorin Oakenshield decides to give their Burglar a chance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Unexpected but not Unwanted by MidwesternMandarin reviews
Isaac Lahey wasn't used to people caring about him, not really and not for years anyway even if he'd had people who cared about him in the past. So when Scott McCall, someone he's fought with several times before, tells him to be careful it comes as a bit of a shock. Scott/Isaac.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,922 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Scott M., Isaac] - Complete
Uncertainty by Spiritus Scriptor reviews
After handing over the signed contract, Bilbo begins to wonder if joining Thorin's company was really the best thing to do. Midst doubting himself, he finds that he has friends...or doesn't he? Set in the deluge/Trollshaw scenes. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Bofur, Kíli - Complete
Vulnerability by TikiPrincess reviews
Angel left Sunnydale and Buffy so that she could have a normal life. But Buffy's not normal. Neither are the Winchesters. A crossover twist of BtVS 4.03 - The Harsh Light of Day. Some language and suggestive content.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,263 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Buffy S., Dean W., Sam W., John W. - Complete
The Encounter by NephilimEQ reviews
A little twist on the events in Episode 8. What if Mori actually had an opinion on what Haruhi had done to save those girls? PLEASE READ & REVIEW! My first OHSHC fanfiction. But not my first story ever!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,070 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Let Me Fade by TheCobaltSky reviews
A young Jon Snow's life finally unfolds as a warm light tries to pull him in from the shadows of himself. (Pairing - Jon Snow/Robb Stark. Half-Sibling Incest.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Jon S., Robb S.
I Thought It was Just a Story by Enochian Whisperer reviews
Doctor Who shatters the fourth wall in the Supernatural Universe when Dean's Impala nearly collides with a plummeting TARDIS. Both The Doctor and the Winchesters are in for a hell of a surprise that will rock their own respective worlds.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Dean W., Sam W.
The Ghost in the Lab by thegreatbigpoof reviews
A Bones and Supernatural crossover. Dean is doing a regular salt n' burn- at the Jeffersonian. He is caught by Dr. Brennan. Castiel swoops in to create an unlikely alliance to stop a serial killer who seems to have the single intent of creating vengeful spirits. Established Destiel (Deancas, Dean/Cas). Cas is an angel; no canon conflicts included. Current events Bones.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, S. Booth, T. Brennan
Fleeting Memories Reoccuring Dreams by SilverShards reviews
When the line separating what's right and what's wrong become muddled and broken, how do you determine the side you're on? When what used to be black and white becomes gray, how do you know the difference? Samirah is just a simple scout, wanting a simple life and to do good things in her own way. We don't always get what we want. LSF RevanXCarth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 301,482 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
Naruto & the XMen: Second Class by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken from Konoha, Naruto is part of Xavier's second class of X-men. Follow Naruto and the second class as they find their way in a world filled with danger.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Storm, Naruto U.
Innocence by xShiroHanax reviews
Naruto has always been alone. The children avoid him just as much as the adults, but there's one person who does not see him as a monster.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kissing the Blade by Fayrwyn reviews
What if the shire is a special place? Hobbits do not have the average knowledge that other races have because they keep close a completely different type close to their breasts. A hobbit is special, but why? Kissing the Blade is a supernatural thriller based off of lores that struggles with love and life, sanity and soul.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli
Typical Love Story by That Dastard Cerberus reviews
This was supposed to be a typical love story, an average boy-meets-girl, and yet, neither of them were typical.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Chizuru Y., Sanosuke H.]
True Mates by No pen names left reviews
Every Alpha dreams of finding their True Mate, the other half of their soul. Derek knows his chances of finding his is one in a million and refuses to dwell in a fantasy world of hope. It's just his luck that his True Mate practically runs him down one day as he tries to escape from the City Police.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,665 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Titanic: Ship of Dreams by kirano reviews
Titanic AU. Because every fandom needs one. And this fandom needs more love. It's my first Daryl x Glenn Fic so be nice...please. i might change the ratings in future chapters. Titanic, The walking dead, and the characters do not belong to me.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Daryl D., Glenn
Falling for Sir Gwaine by LiviLottie reviews
This is the story of how two hopeless individuals found love. It's the story of how Sir Gwaine finally won his girl. Fem! Girl!Merlin/Gwaine
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - [Gwaine, Merlin] - Complete
Maybe A Teen Wolf Fanfiction by alovethatconsumesyou reviews
Stiles feels so lost inside. Basically my take on Stiles' feelings and his relationship with the rest of the pack. Possible STEREK! Slowburn!Sterek and Angsty!Derek. Lot of conflicting feelings and hurt. Takes place after Season 2. Scott, Stiles and Jackson are part of the pack. Erica and Boyd have returned home. There's no alpha pack... yet.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Back To Hell, For Good? by 32-star reviews
Alex is going back to Breacon beacon. "You're wrong." Alex spoke through gritted teeth. The silence was immediate. "I know that John Rider had a son because my name is Alex Rider. John Rider was my father."... "Blinked. And shot six times, six bullets, into six bull's eyes." No slash. Ben, Alex brotherly friendship. Yassen, Alex mentor/father relationship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,446 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Distance by instraightjackets reviews
It's months after the Kamina fiasco and Stiles has been trying to distance himself from the drama of the pack. But when they realize what he's doing, the pack, specifically Derek, attempt to win him back.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Their Light by Nagato-Chan19 reviews
She was the glue that held them together. She was the light in their darkest hour. But what will they do, their light begins to fade away? Chizuru has been with the Shinsengumi from the start, and acted like a mother and a sister to the orphaned boys. She grew up with them. She became the one thing in their lives that they would never be able to live with out. But now, she's dying.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Chizuru Y.
Deciphering Notions by Serendivinity reviews
Hungry wolves attack, and a hungry Hobbit rummages for food, under the watchful eye of his companion. Follow up to Entertaining Notions and Contemplating Notions! Bilbo x Kili
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
A Different Kind of 'Jedi' by Snow-Nightshade reviews
Naruto is an age old ninja, forgotten by time, and here he comes to change the course of history. The jedi discover a living god on a new planet, formally neutral, and discover the one and only Naruto... join the gang as they take on the separatists and read as Naruto kicks some major butt! No pairings
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 317 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
The Burdens of Beards and Balance by roads-go-ever-on reviews
It is said in old legend that a dwarf maintains its balance by the weight of its beard. Pity the ones without the ballast. (Or, watch Kili constantly trip over himself whilst the company despairs for the line of Durin.) No pairings. A collection of loosely linked one-shots requested by readers. Will contain all genres, ranging from humorous fluff to hurt/comfort.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
How to Break an Engagement by drippinghoney reviews
Teito Klein is unwillingly engaged to Lord Ayanami, but the appearance of three mysterious bishops might give him a new chance at freeedom. [Frau/Teito, AU.]
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,493 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Frau, Teito K.
The Flame of a New Generation by Scarlett-sama reviews
When Rin falls under the power of his first mating season, more than just one problem arises. Not only does he have to deal with the sudden awkwardness with his crush and classmate, but the young demon finds himself pregnant. Mpreg! Request for sathreal!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,283 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
The End of Solitude and Silent Shouts by Alicevera reviews
It has been two years since her dad died and since then, she has been alone. After almost being executed she comes to Whiterun. There, she finds a place to belong, and Vilkas. Spoiler warning! F.DragonbornXVilkas. UNDERGOING RE-WRITE AS OF July 2013
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,303 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
At Least by Fate's Silver Chain reviews
How K-Unit managed to ruin their stay at the Navy Seals base with their partnered unit, 39, was beyond them. They were pretty sure, however, that they could blame Cub and not be far from the truth. (5)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,986 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Grumpy old classmate by nicolejofletch reviews
Sterek. AU. Derek Hale is the grumpy guy at school who keeps himself to himself. Stiles is the over excited one. What happens when they get stuck in detention together? Do they form a relationship of some kind?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Is this hell or is it heaven? by Elysees reviews
Kai is a slave who works in the kitchen of the royal palace in the land of neko-jins. Kai's life is a living hell, filled with hard work, abuse and lots of pain.then Kai meets the prince, Rei, can Rei save Kai from his pained life? Can love bloom? ReixKai
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,197 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Crazy For This Elf by milkywaymidnight reviews
What if Legolas was injured during the escape of the Mines of Moria, but tried to hide it because they had just lost Gandalf, and he didn't want Frodo to blame himself for yet nearly losing another of his companions? Unfortunately for the Elf, Frodo's more observant than he gave him credit for. Frodo/Legolas slash, eventual Merry/Eowyn. And of course some, Aragorn/Arwen
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
This love, it is a distant star by Bajni reviews
Thorin is still very much in denial about his growing affection for Bilbo, so when the Rivendell elves start taking a liking to him, Thorin does the only thing he knows how to do in such a situation: be even more grumpy, rude and argumentative. Prompt fill, Bagginshield, rated for smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
Misster Congeniality by CraZyPshyChoLadY reviews
Alex gets sent to a male teen modelling summer camp with K-Unit as counsellors. Sparks will fly when SCORPIA reappears and someone believed to be dead rises from the grave. Inspired by the film Miss Congeniality. Please R&R.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Love is a Noose by Winder reviews
Durzo loves Kylar and it's driving him nuts! When Kylar finds out he leaves Kylar for good. However what if Kylar fallows after him with mixed feelings that need to be sorted with Durzo's help?
Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - [Durzo Blint, Kylar Stern/Azoth]
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Life of a Pack Mom by Seajay1234 reviews
The pack is growing and new members are joining. Stiles gets a new role in the pack and the adventures that go with it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,703 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Balanced On My Knees by GoldenPetal13 reviews
After Season 2, Stiles sends Derek a joke gift that backfires and Derek let's slip more of his past than he meant to. Stiles is smart though and Derek can't hide it from him, it starts with misunderstandings on both sides, but perhaps they can learn to be more for each other. Ignores Season 3.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Daydreamer by TheNerd-Within reviews
While the pack was busy, Derek wolfed down (ha!) a huge gulp, and then wiped his mouth with one hand and smiled at Stiles. "Thanks." "No problem, Sourwolf. Somebody's got to keep the pups hydrated." Derek looked at Stiles while taking another long sip from his glass. "And you always seem to be that somebody."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Modern Love Tribulations by lilped7 reviews
Modern-Day Au. Nasir is a college student with a controling boyfrind. Agron is a personal trainer in Spartacus gym. How will they meet? What will happen to them once they do? Will Agron be able to help Nasir get rid of his so-called-boyfriend?
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Agron, Nasir
Company of Animals by justalotoffeelings reviews
Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
At your service by zel-chan reviews
Yuuri ends up in another dimension that looks like the past. He'll have to find a way to come back to his place and time, and survive this ordeal, as a servant! The maids just keep betting, Yosak sucks at spying, and Huber is being an ass! GwenYuuCon!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,322 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Yuri S., Gwendal vV., Conrad W.
Merlin's Unexpected Journey by Brightfire15 reviews
AU the Hobbit. After failing to find a suitable burglar for a quest, Gandalf is on the verge of giving up when he meets a young man called Merlin, who needs Gandalf's help to return to Camelot. Merlin agrees to help in the quest, but Thorin is skeptical of Merlin's skill as a warlock and a burglar. Will Merlin prove to Thorin there's more to him than what the dwarf knows? R&R!
Crossover - Merlin & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Merlin, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
Eight Wolves, and a Human by Panda Mistress reviews
AU: Chizuru accidentally stumbles into Mibu Forest where she meets men who can change into wolves. Soon she realizes that she has become infatuated with each and every one of them. The curse they are under is making the situation even more awkward when more un humane creatures rises and tries to kidnap her. Wolves of Mibu, will you fight for your lives, or hers?
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,645 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Chizuru Y. - Complete
Mahal's Pride by PirateColey reviews
Bilbo Baggins has a quiet life inside his fallout shelter while the world outside is destroyed by a deadly plague. Everything changes when Thorin Oakenshield and his nephews knock on his door looking for aid. Following a vague prophecy they travel west in hopes of finding the source of the GOBO Virus and saving the world. (Modern AU road trip.) Slight Bagginshield. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,430 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A father's love by brother2brotherlover reviews
AU When Sam was thirteen he was being abused by his dad and even to this day he still has nightmares about it but it only occurs in the month of June. His older brother and boyfriend Dean does everything he can to help Sam through it. When their past comes back to haunt them what will they do and will Dean be able to keep his brother safe. Warning Rape, language, character death.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Adoration Kills by GreenPen42 reviews
When Mikan Sakura, a ninja highly trained in the art of assassination, becomes Natsume Hyuuga's protector, she enters a world where knives and swords aren't enough to keep her alive.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,815 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Game of Thrones by Digibear reviews
When Naruto dreams of the crow that Itachi gifted to him, he wonders why there was another boy chasing the same bird. A story in which Naruto is thrust into the realm of kings and dragons, with the sole consequence of him not remembering how he got there or where he came from. Naruto/Game of Thrones.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U., Bran S.
Challenges of a Warrior by CompanionWolf12 reviews
Emalia, the Dragonborn, is on a quest to vanquish Alduin. But Emalia doesn't feel she is strong enough yet, so she turns to the Companions, a group of honor-bound warriors with unknown secrets. She finds a welcoming family, a home, friends and love... Warning! Main questline spoilers and Companions questline spoilers! Rated T for violence and cussing!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,987 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
Turning a Blind Eye by double-oh-nothing reviews
Alex is struck blind on one of his missions, being the self-reliant person he is, he tries to keep his disability at a down-low. All is going according to plan until he is shipped of to BB. Good luck, Alex!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
It seems unreal by mandancie reviews
It's been two years since those four hellish days. Sam have been trying to cope with the abuse he endured during the time Children Services had taken him away. Things start to go back to normal when they get a visit from their past. Sequel to "It's not what it seems"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., John W. - Complete
A Quiet Thing by countrybutterfly reviews
Kurt is the second born son (and only trueborn) of Robert Baratheon and Cersei. Due to his carrier status he is betrothed to Robb Start. When his safety is endagered he is sent to Winterfell years before he is meant to wed the heir in the North. Will this time to know each other allow to fall in love or hate?
Crossover - Glee & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky, Robb S., Theon G.
Two Team Hunting by RayneSummer reviews
What would happen if the Torchwood crew were to turn up on Sam and Dean's case? This may just be a one-shot, or I might turn it into an actual story, but it is basically just a Supernatural/Torchwood crossover, as it seems to me both teams do almost the same thing; hunting.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jack H., Gwen C.
Bilbo son of Durin by Ulura reviews
One day whilst in the Blue Mountains, years before the retaking of Erebor, Thorin Oakensheild comes across a tiny Hobbit child whose family has been killed. Having no other choice he takes Bilbo and raises him with Fili and Kili as a dwarf and Prince of Durin. Enter Bilbo, the Hobbit raised by Dwarfs. Includes childhood, adolescents, adulthood, battles, Smaug and annoying Gandalf.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,692 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Thief and the Wolf by Found-In-Reverie reviews
A thief is tasked with stealing the fabled axe Wuuthrad from the Companions. Will she succeed? Or will a certain tall, dark and broody warrior steal her heart instead? Vilkas/FBreton O/C
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,307 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Vilkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
In My Dreams by Daichan795 reviews
"I have dreams about some other world, some place called Sky world. But I can't get my mind of a certain angel. Now the beginning of the school year starts and I meet someone who looks exactly like me, but with soft brown hair and large blue eyes..." In Dark Pit POV slight OOC
Kid Icarus - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,550 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Pit, Dark Pit
My Bloody Dream by BadButt94 reviews
Dan is the heartthrob of his high school. Shun is the nerd of his high school. Both go to the same high school. Both like each other. Both share a secret that will bring them together. Yaoi, Blood, Violence, and Cursing. DanxShun.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dan K., Shun K. - Complete
So Buffy Met Jack by Frosted Failure reviews
After spending a few weeks trapped in an extratemporal holding cell together, Captain Jack Harkness offered Buffy Summers a job at Torchwood. And how could she ever turn down an offer like that? Post-Buffy S7/Torchwood S2
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Buffy S., Spike, Jack H., Ianto J.
The Way a Petal Falls by karategirl666 reviews
After a life threatening injury before her second year leaves Haruhi open for attack and in the sights of a Yakuza leader one Host steps up to be her champion. A novel length look at a rare pairing. Will be a series.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,049 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Don't Find Me by scarletraven007 reviews
Naruto is the son of a company owner. His father doesn't care for him since his mother died. When he finally runs away he gets brought into the Akatsuki's care. He cooks and works in the bar. But that also included sexual harassment? All Members x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,254 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
A Thing Once Lost by bloodsoakedleather reviews
During the celebrations after the German slave ship was liberated, it was Nasir that Sedullus cornered, not Naevia. SLASH & NON-CON
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,685 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Agron, Nasir - Complete
Naruto of the Yin-Yang eyes by Vampyredoll93B reviews
The Uzumaki were known for their bloodline, but everyone thought them too dangerous to have around and killed most, the rest fled.Now the last of them all has returned to Konoha, but what for? Sasuke/sakura/ino bashing. Narushino,Narushika, possibly a harem. Continued from Vampyredoll, with my cousin's death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Strength Thy Name Is Family by ShiningOmicron reviews
Family means everything to a Stilinski man, it's something they cherish, love, and value more than anything else in the world. However, those feelings can sometimes hurt the people they love as they try and protect them from harm. Magic!Stiles and Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 126,026 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Secrets by PianoHands121 reviews
One hunting trip changes everything for Arthur and his faithful manservant when Merlin's magic is revealed, but just how many of these painful secrets lie between them? Slash! Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Is Severus the Cradle Robber, or is it Naruto? by YaoiLover6698 reviews
Naruto had become one with the Kyuubi, after surviving the war. He had lived a long time, watching everything change in a blink of an eye. Nothing special ever happened in his life until he came across a family in a Zoo. A few days after he took in a boy a letter came for both of them. Naruto didn't think much of it, that is until he started to have feelings for a certain teacher?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Severus S., Naruto U.
Live a Coward by Idlesana reviews
Bilbo doesn't know how to say 'no' whenever Fili and Kili ask something of him, so the best he can do is avoid them to the best of his ability when the brothers make it obvious they are about to approach him with a wee favour in mind. Bilbo/Kili/Fili, hints of Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Blood Soaked World by Emo-Shukun reviews
Raped three separate times. Her parents killed during the time, and she's forced to live with the Morinozuka family. They try to help, but now she has fallen silent and is terrified of guys. Takashi realizes he likes her a lot, but she's his sister now!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,528 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F.
Yes, sire by HellPhoenix reviews
Merlin Emrys has been sent away to live with his uncle because of problems at school, but at his first day in Camelot High, he gets into new trouble. This trouble in particular has a name: Arthur Pendragon. AU, slash, rated M for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,073 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Bounded and Restrained by Totu Araen reviews
On the world and Time not along ago, where the slavery still part of the social system. John, Dean and Samuel are not related. There no supernatural nor hunting things. **Warnings: AU SLASH FIC, Homophobic Language, Sexual Abuse/Violence, Emotional Abuse/Manipulation/Hurt, Physical Abuse**
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Adventures of a Rabbit Hobbit by McCoy's Secret Lover reviews
Bilbo Baggins was cursed to a be rabbit for a time longer than he could remember. When Gandalf showed up and asked him to accompany him and thirdteen dwarves on a quest to reclaim Erebor, he agreed in hope that he would find a cure to his curse on the journey.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Of Road Trips and Romance Novels by csidle reviews
It's summer vacation and all Haruhi wants to do is read her latest romance novel. But when the Host Club barges in and drags her on a tour bus road trip, she's all but thrilled. Will Haruhi ever finish her book, or will someone else finish it first? Will Haruhi start living her own romance novel, or will the trip have the Hosts crashing and burning? And where are they going anyway?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,496 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F.]
Truth Will Out by Wincesteriffic Kaz reviews
Alcohol: the ultimate Dean Winchester truth serum. Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Consonance in my Brother's Flesh by PHYSCHOCHIC3 reviews
A look into Robb and Jon's relationship and all of the trials they must face. Modern AU.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Jon S., Robb S. - Complete
Bloody Tears by yesIamheartless reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki left his gang life behind as it was his sister's last wish. Five years later he has proudly turned his life around as a successful dojo owner. Bring in Toshiro Hitsugaya a private detective; he helps Ichigo finally leave the past behind and live a happy life. But just as Ichigo is finally happy, people from the past come back to hurt him once again. R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,735 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Bilbo's Quest by Tara6 reviews
Bilbo Baggins thought that the Fell Winter had been the worst of things and now that it was spring those dangers had passed. He was wrong. Follow Bilbo as he sets of on his own quest in order to save his mother from a strange illness.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
The English Mistake by aLadyofAtlantis reviews
What would have happened if Balthazar had sent Dean and Sam back in time to Camelot instead of an alternate reality in 'The French Mistake' (6.15)? Probably something a little like this. AU Supernatural 6.15, Merlin between 4.03 and 4.04.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Merlin, Arthur
Falling in Love with the Wrong Side by sairiotana reviews
Dedication to Amphibious Draculina.AU DorianXVlad.Shounen-ai guyXguy don't like don't read!Otherwise fuller story description inside ADOPTED BY DragonTamer94
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Thirteen Notes by Evanna Adams reviews
Castiel leaves a note for Dean and it ensues a habit the two will fall in love with. Written for peevesstolemysweettroll on tumblr. My awesome friend. She's the one who gave me this idea. By the way, all poems belong to Christopher Poindexter and it's a quite open ended story because the episodes are still coming but I've ended it already.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Beginning of the End by The Cocky Undead reviews
Sam and Dean weren't able to stop the Croatoan virus from spreading. As they try to fix their mess, they run into another group of survivors. The brothers realize there is more to a certain redneck hunter than meets the eye. With Daryl's help, the Winchesters also find that there's more going on than just a simple virus.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,555 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dean W., Daryl D. - Complete
07 Easter Frau Teito Edition by missanimefan reviews
Frau explains Easter to Teito and enlist his help.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Daisuki desu, Shika-kun! by Anjiera-sama reviews
Summary: At a tender age of five, Uzumaki Naruto already knew what he was going to be when he grew up. That's right! He was going to be a princess! A cute princess that was going to be worthy of his cool prince's love. Featuring Naru-chan and his prince *drum rolls please!* Eh! Shika-kun! ShikaNaru. AU with some OOC characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Temple of Thought by WithinHerHeart reviews
The Hobbit/Game of Thrones AU, following the story of Daenerys and Drogo. No knowledge of GoT needed. In an attempt to gain Bag End for themselves, the Sackville-Bagginses sell Bilbo to the nomadic dwarves and their king. What follows is a story of love, resentment, murder and ultimately, loss. Potential trigger warnings such as abuse. Thorin/Bilbo. Some Durincest and Dwalin/Ori
Crossover - Hobbit & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2013
Forest of Flames by Kairomaru reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has an incredible Kekkei Genkai. Flames are his to control and fire bends to his will. Raised by his grandfather to use their bloodline, how strong will Naruto become? Come see the rise of the Forest of Flames. Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Winter Magic by DeedeeWilliams reviews
Undergoing rewrite with new plot! New Summary: After the defeat of the Dark Lord at the Department of Mysteries, and several horrid circumstances thereafter, Harry has had enough. Unfortunately (or rather fortunately), Manny disagrees. [Magic Ice (Jack/Harry)! Rewrite starts on chapter 8! Warnings: Slash. There are others but sometimes warnings are spoilers so...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Reason For Call by 74days reviews
Stiles has been working in his call-centre booth for nearly 5 years when he first hears the voice of the new IT guy. Surely anyone who sounds like that has got to be H.O.T Stiles takes it upon himself to get to know him better. The only problem is, he's got no idea what he looks like... - Prompted by Dyren: Derek and Stiles both work at a call centre together...
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,326 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
A Toy with Sadness by LadyoftheCity reviews
modern AU. Merlin has been Arthur's friend/toy since they were children, but could that be changed? Slash, possessive-jealous!Arthur, non-con/dub-con. (More warnings inside)
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,893 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Contemplating Notions by Serendivinity reviews
When the wind howls, and the cold bites, how do you stay warm? Kili/Bilbo Follow up to Entertaining Notions
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
An Uncommon Routine by Chandinee Richards reviews
Bilbo knew who was knocking at the door before it was even answered. He had seen the semi-familiar car drive by earlier, which meant that Thorin Durin was home. And whenever Thorin was home, Bilbo knew he could count on Kili to come running to his house. Modern AU. warning for mention of an abusive relationship.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
No Choice by Armygirl0604 reviews
"That part had been deliberately cultivated by MI6 and his uncle-Ian Rider. Using him wasn't enough. First, they had to turn him into someone who WANTED to be used." Smut
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Fox And The Strawberry by TenshiHyuuga reviews
This is a YAOI fanfic boy x boy so PLEASE don't read this, if you don't like that sort of thing :: Naruto Uzumaki has been wandering the Earth alone, guilt and sadness resting heavily on his shoulders, for many years ... continued inside Pls R R
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
A Red Dawn by MaskOfRed reviews
As King Richard the Lion Heart is still missing from England, A young thief takes up residency in Sherwood Forest to escape the death penalty. But is alone in the woods really the safest course? Will Scarlet X OC
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,754 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012
The Hobbit: Mud Fights and Confessions by KitKatChan92 reviews
Fili/Kili/Bilbo pairing Rated M for mature scenes. Bilbo starts a relationship with the two Durin Brothers. All seems well or is it? I suck at summaries, please review This is based off of an rp I was doing with Syxx
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli
radioactive by skibagrant reviews
College AU. He had slowly come to terms with having to become mildly social (despite the fact that he despised conversing with people) and entertained the idea of having one roommate. But Bilbo didn't get just one roommate. He got five.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
From Gibbs To Hotch by Audrey Whyte reviews
Ziva was chosen as a liaison for the FBI's B.A.U. There she helps the team profile unsubs and catch the bad guys. She becomes Derek Morgan's new obsession. Is Ziva going to fall for him or will she push him away? - Not that great of title. PEN NAME CHANGE
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tony D., D. Morgan
Dark Thoughts by KitKatChan92 reviews
Fili/Kili/Bilbo Pairing, will be slash later. Please review I want to know what you guys think. This is AU I own nothing and all credit goes to Tolkien for the characters.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Stout Hearts by Prince Ofluff reviews
Thorin and Bilbo have made themselves a home and Kingdom under the mountain, with little Frodo their family is complete. Bilbo's influence strengthens the bond between Erebor and Rivendell. When Aragorn and Frodo meet for the first time the hands of Fate are at work. The years past and soon the Fate of the Ring...and Middle Earth must be decided. Thorin/Bilbo Future Aragorn/Frodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Strands Tied Together by kasumixkira reviews
Hobbit-kink Prompt Fill. A little (and slightly intimate) moment at camp somewhere between the Trollshaws and Rivendell, in which Bilbo learns the practicality of Dwarven hair braiding—in other words, Fili seats Bilbo down and braids his hair. (Companion to 'Remembering a Mother') Fili/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Fíli, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Baby Boy by so lost so broken reviews
Arthur has called Merlin his "baby boy" ever since they were toddlers. Merlin never really questioned it. It was simply the way things were. But when a new kid named Gwaine arrives and stirs things up, Merlin finally learns that the name has a deeper meaning than he originally thought...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Edge of a Knife by EmilianaDarling reviews
When Bilbo and Thorin started dating, there might have been a few things that didn't quite add up. He always tried to avoid talking about his job, he always seemed to be surrounded by men that he worked with, and his family was more than a little strange. The realization that Thorin was the head of an organized crime ring, however, was more than Bilbo ever bargained for.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Fix You by Troypayisbetter reviews
Something was wrong with Sam. He was distant. Quiet. And afraid to go home. John just found out why.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - John S./Four, Sam G.
It all started in Science by Liverfrog reviews
Merlin was just a college first year who felt alone- sound familiar? Modern adaption with potential fluff and smut I do not own any of the characters unless otherwise stated
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Mordred, Merlin
It's a Kind of Magic by elenilote reviews
Daniel Hawke has been eyeing Anders for three years. After he finally gathers his courage to come out with his feelings, he finds a partner for life. The story follows loosely the in-game timeline with most of the events happening post-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Hawke (M), Anders
Objection by pomidor reviews
Ok people this is Blake/Andy story simply becouse I think they're funny. Something about plot? Well, it contains lot of ballroom dances and invading personal space. Try it!
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Andie W., Blake C.
Beyond the Shadows by languorwine reviews
She wasn't always this cold. Then again, she wasn't always a criminal either. The story of how one thief finds her peace and prosperity. Brynjolf x Nord OC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,077 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Brynjolf, OC] - Complete
Tough Lovers by queenchesh reviews
—Rin is slowly learning not to underestimate the sanity of Ryuji Suguro. Rin/Ryuji. Three-shot.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
The Trio by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
This is my little Logan/Remy/Spencer trio, lovely oneshot that ends up being naughty naughty later. Mmhmm, fun. SLASH. Just for fun, lovelies! Enjoy ;)
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid - Complete
Warming up by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
It's a cold night, and Fíli and Kíli share body heat with Bilbo. But it doesn't stay at warming each other up. Fíli/Kíli/Bilbo smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Fíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Family secrets by BeckiWriter reviews
Gwaine is out for the truth about Merlin's Father. And somehow the other Knights get roped in, too.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine
Outcast by drarryx reviews
Draco's home is broken after the war. His mother is let off, his father is dead and he is outcast. When he meets Harry in an unexpected place, it changes the lonely life he has been living, forever. *WARNING - SLASH FICTION. IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's None Of Your Business by K-Unit reviews
When Alex is told him and K-Unit have to either watch tapes or read books about his life he is suddenly faced with a difficult decision. Books or tapes? Alex's life is suddenly turned upside down. Plz R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Persuasion by Aelia Douglass reviews
Brynjolf wants the Dragonborn in the Thieves' Guild, but the Dragonborn is having none of it, until Brynjolf starts to play dirty.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Brynjolf, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Cuddlin' with Bombur by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
Bilbo is cold, Bombur has more than enough heat for two, and Thorin gets jealous.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bombur, Bilbo B. - Complete
Only You by MissGoodPage reviews
Bilbo/Kili, Frodo is their son. Includes Slash and Adult themes.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Enchanted by Npeaknoda reviews
He was my lustful master. I was his mindless slave. That was all I knew. Everything else had been erased. And I loved it. Yaoi (BonxRin), erotic hypnosis, lemon
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Rin O., Ryūji S. - Complete
Klaine: How they Met by nellie12 reviews
A series of humorous one shots explaining several different ways Kurt and Blaine could've met.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Snow brings everyone together by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
The dwarves finally have a day off. And all they need some fun is snow, each other, and Bofur's hat. Fíli/Kíli/Bilbo. Ori/Dwalin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Remembering a Mother by kasumixkira reviews
Hobbit-kink Prompt Fill. 'When did your mother's plates and doilies become so important to you' 'After the Fell Winter, Gandalf, when the Orcs and white Wolves came and I had nothing left of her' he cried, voice rising and echoing down the corridors. In which the Dwarves overhear this conversation-one in particular who comes to comfort the Hobbit. Fili/Bilbo pre-slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Bilbo B., Fíli] - Complete
Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale by MadameHyde reviews
Tiberia Morwyn has been cracking skulls for the Stormcloaks ever since she took care of Alduin, but her latest assignment, infiltrating the Thieves Guild, leaves her wondering what, exactly, she stands for, and who, exactly, she stands with. When her past catches up to her present, it's all she can do to hunker down before the firestorm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,198 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Safe and Sound by K-Unit reviews
Jack's boyfriend has been abusing Alex and finally Tom has had enough he calls k-unit in hopes that they can rescue his friend before he gets killed. Rated M for language and abuse. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Entertaining notions by Serendivinity reviews
It was a night like any other. Kili and Fili were fighting over who was the best looking and taking it upon themselves to ask everyone… Implied Bilbo/Kili
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete
Schrödinger's Memories by clockworkcuttlefish reviews
Anna Kyjjl is a smuggler with severe retrograde amnesia, a thing for a pilot wearing a disgustingly colored jacket, & a screw-the-rules-I'm-doing-what's-right attitude. Or at least that's what she thinks. Follows the story of KOTOR1 up to the beginning of the book Revan. fRevan/Carth. First in the Schrödinger's Trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 248,555 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Revan, Carth O.] - Complete
The Bet by Cy.ra.no.Lee reviews
Someone had to make it up. They just don't know if they were insane before or after it happened. Gaara has to complete a bet: He must date Naruto to win his prizes. And what prizes they are.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,397 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Redemption by KeepsakeKey reviews
It should come to no surprise to anyone that both of the MacManus brothers are very religious. But even so, when an Angel of the Lord comes down to say hello, anyone is going to be skeptical, right? [SuperSaints]
Crossover - Boondock Saints & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Connor M., Castiel
Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by MyBBPlushieKnowsYourName reviews
A new case has the team in Las Vegas, and at a tattoo parlor. Just what is there little genius hiding? Warning: Eventual MorganXReid, tattoos, lots of flash backs
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Khuzdul by saltarello reviews
Any dwarf with a story to tell wears it proudly. - Fíli & Kíli, tattoos. A Hobbit kink meme fill.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Run in by Allysmurfy reviews
A team of specialist are being formed by intelligence agencies around the world. When MI6 gets offered to take part, they think "What can we add?" The answer was one Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Andy of the Hood by AndyHood reviews
You have heard of Robin Hood, but did you ever hear of his little sister Andy, this is her story through her eyes. She may not be a boy but she is as good as any man. Based on Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, has some language in it.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
My Butterfly by Loki-Avalon reviews
He was a blond beauty that had to be kept locked away by the Emperor's Son. But some other people find him interesting too. yaoi GaaNaru SasuNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2006
Quietly by BeansShadow reviews
Part 1 of the Hearts and Minds series: Kili has been spending a lot of time around Bilbo lately. Kili/Bilbo slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Special Victims Unit: A Story of a Survivor by TheWeepingRaven reviews
The Dursley's decide to take a trip to America, bringing Harry with them. There the Dursley's get caught red handed in an attempt to rid the boy. Will justice be served? Will Harry be able to overcome his pain and anger? -Rest of the summary is inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., E. Stabler
Venom Of The Snake by LacieDayParade reviews
Jack's boyfriend really doesn't like Alex. While she's away, will they learn to like each other, or will it all go to Hell? And I don't mean Brecon Beacons. WARNING: Child Abuse, Possible Swearing. Not for those under 13. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Solid Ground by Blue Sock Monkey reviews
"They all know that I'm a demon, and finally excepted who I am... But why is the Kyoto group acting so strange? They were my friends yesterday. Now, in their eyes, I'm a blood thirsty demon... Why?"
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
A Debt of Honour by Lady Willamina reviews
An AU version of SE04 EP09, 'Lancelot Du Lac'. Merlin is determined not to let Lancelot's honourable name be defiled. Together with Percival, who also notices something amiss with Lancelot, he vows to keep Morgana's latest plan from succeeding. The results may lead to Arthur finally realising where his true loyalties should lie.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,806 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Merlin, Percival - Complete
The Golden Effect by KhaleesiStormborn reviews
"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Merlynn is sent to Camelot and things get a bit tricky from there. Fem!Merlin/Arthur. Darker themes later on. SLOWLY BEING EDITED (currently editing chapter 14). Sequel is up!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 659,734 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Once Upon a Keyboard Love by culpaeros reviews
Shizuo/Mikado; AU; When Mikado first moves to Ikebukuro the one person he want's most to meet is that of his online mystery crush. However, what will he do when he realizes that his crush is the same person his best friend warned him to stay away from
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Shizuo H., Mikado R. - Complete
Lake Marshetta by DayTripper-OneWayTicket reviews
After the Virginian Military Games Major Payne sends the boys of Madison Prep to a summer camp to brush up on their skills and to get them involved in a little healthy competition. Chaos, rivalries, pranks and distractions ensue with the arrival of Kempsey Academy, an all female squad.
Major Payne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Alex S., Dotson
The Milk Drinker's Revenge by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
The Dovahkiin has picked the wrong pocket, the Stormcloaks are trying for total Skyrim domination, and there's wheat being mysteriously pillaged. It's enough to give Lydia a headache. R/R, please!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Comfort by cr8zymommy reviews
SLASH Hotch/Morgan/Reid - a gift for a friend. A short turned into more lol not sure what it'll end up being!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,314 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
The Dovahkiin Chronicles by Swex reviews
After the Dragon Crisis and after Alduin was vanquished, hundreds of journal entries were collected from various criminal camps and fortresses. In these entries, the criminals speak of their encounters with Dovakiin in graphic detail.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
I'm Sort of in Love by yaoifan124 reviews
Rin's POV. Rin finds out that he has fallen in love and resorts to asking the girls for help. How does everything work out for our little lover boy? BonRin Yaoi;; Lemony Goodness !
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
Last Homecoming by KimikoAmaya reviews
A dying Revan receives a message from Dustil begging her to come to Carth's wedding and decides that her last act will be to comply with Dustil's wishes. Only Revan has much more to worry about then she thought. Is there any hope of her being saved! Fem Revan/Carth. M For Language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Revan, Carth O.
Descent Into The Void by RBR reviews
Alex had been through too much in the past year... It was nothing compared to this. Please read the warnings inside.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,178 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Out Of Milk by 74days reviews
Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Love is Bitter, Love is sweet by Hells Tenshi reviews
Mamoru betrayed her and killed her senshi. Usagi must live on in the Gundam world with the help of the Gundam Pilots. Falling in love with one of them won't hurt either... I think...
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,908 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/28/2004
The Morning Sun by SpeshaSpak reviews
Eywa has a plan for Tsu'tey, a plan he doesn't like. But like it or not, Tsu'tey has been mated to Jake Sully: Jarhead warrior, ex-dreamwalker, and the possible bane of Tsu'tey's existence. Slash, mpreg, AU, more info inside.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,924 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Different Type of Destiny by slayer of destiny reviews
When they meet again in The Coming of Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine can no longer deny their feelings for each. A little bit of jealousy, a new nickname for Lancelot, lots of fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Second Chances by RainLily13 reviews
Thrown down the well as a last ditch effort to save her, Kagome wakes up not in the future but in a world where ninjas are the norm. Kagome, meet Kakashi Hatake: your perverted lazy knight in cloth-covered armor. It only gets worse when nine demons, some suspiciously familiar, are thrown into the mix. When Tobi comes knocking that fateful October night, will Kagome be able to help?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - [Kagome H., Kakashi H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Cold Hands, Cold Heart by BaddestWolf reviews
Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine set out to hunt a wolf terrorizing the forest outside of Camelot. When they have to make camp for the night, Gwaine starts acting strange and Arthur gets jealous. Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine ot3
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
With Starshine in her Eyes by Bre Days reviews
When Andi first moved to the neighborhood, she was lonely. But that all changed when she met Benny. Rated T for some mild language.
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,147 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Scotty S., Benny R., OC
Family Ties by HollyBlue2 reviews
He swerved. It was too late. He had hit the boy that had just stepped out onto the dark road. He slammed on his breaks causing him to hit his head on the steering wheel. Wolf was knocked unconscious...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Hot for Teacher by angel-san801 reviews
Will woke shocked and sweat drenched, startled from his sleep by a dream more real and more disturbing then he had ever experienced in his young life. It was one of those dreams- as evident by the stained sheets- and… it was about Halt…Halt/Will slash
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Halt, Will
Welcome to Paradise by Lilbakasaru reviews
They say compared to this place Hell is a vacation, but to me this is paradise. Welcome to Pandora. Slash Tsu'tey/Jake mpreg
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Born of Circumstance by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
An old enemy is back and Alex is forced to live with Wolf for protection. Will some feelings come to light? Wolf/Alex Couldn't think of a better title, sorry, might change later. Rating may change. General because I couldn't decide on a second genre.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,631 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
truth or dare! by kuroe34 reviews
what happens when Grimmjow, Ichigo, Rangiku, Noba, Ririn, Kurodo and Kisuke and Chado. All play truth or dare! I'll tell you ….CHAOS THAT'S WHAT! Might add some more characters later on in the story! Enjoy! QUE THE BLUSHING AND MASK ZIPPING! rated T for swearing and mild sexual references.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Noba
Run Away by Serenity Moon2 reviews
Serena had more than an argument with the inners and Darien, so she left to seek the refuge of what she use to call home.
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,684 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 12/28/2004
Interview With The President by Maddeny reviews
Naruto wants to play for The Kages, a professional baseball team. Naruto has no idea how to reach his dream, until he finds out that a fellow student's dad owns the team. That student is Gaara Sabaku. Being in journalism, Naruto figures he can interview Gaara, the student body government president, & befriend him to get closer to his dream. But nothing is that easy for Naruto. NxG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Carry On by MildlyInsane reviews
Takes place in season 1 - Daryl, Glenn, Rick, and T-Dog return from Atlanta and their search for Merle to find the camp is being over-run with walkers. The group cannot fight them all off and end up fleeing the camp site to save their own lives. Glenn and Daryl are separated from the group and must try to find their companions while also looking out for themselves and each other.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
A New Beginning or Not by Izzy-I.R.T reviews
The sight that greeted him when he was able to see the full view of the assembly almost made his jaw drop. Blunt and Jones were at his school. K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Criminal minds by nonoza reviews
Cops profile like criminals. Wat if our favourite profilers had wound up on the wrong side of the law? In this fic the team are criminals and they're in prison. M/R centric. Slash. AN: chapter 7 with the right content is the second half of chapter 6. It's short n may contain errors. Read and Review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Ups and Downs by grimreaper101 reviews
alex rider has just discovered that wolf is his real father. wolf gets sent off to SAS for training and Yassen is alive and there! first fanfic hope you like! changed mind. disclaimer: the usual not mine.some chaps not edited. sorry haven't wrote am sick
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
So Close Yet So Far by Soyomina reviews
Mikado starts off his fifthteen year of age by almost getting hit by a truck. Almost. Who saved him? Why is a certain bartender showing up lately? And what the hell is wrong with Izaya? Warning: Yaoi, Stalker/Troller Izaya, & flying vending machines.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,438 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Shizuo H., Mikado R. - Complete
What Matters is Their Heart by RelicIron reviews
A Wood elf fleeing the Thalmor ends up in Skyrim facing execution. After escaping the burning ruins of Helgen, he finds himself in Whiterun and in need of work, why not join the Companions? They seem to like him alright, well, all except Vilkas. M/M
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
Worst Night by torajune28 reviews
Based on The Longest Night. Spencer tries to comfort Derek as best he can. Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
10 Seconds Until Self Destruct by MistandShadow3019 reviews
Spencer Reid is a genius detective with more than a few dark secrets. Derek Morgan is an FBI profiler with a tragic past. Both are broken, but when a case brings them together, can they fix each other? AU in which Reid never joined the BAU, M/R SLASH, Reid/Team friendships
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Blood and Gold by athos-aramis reviews
The Night Mother spoke. As Listener, she obeyed. Yet, a simple contract throws the Listener, simply known as Alor, into a den of thieves and into the path of Brynjolf. Set a few years after Alduin's death. Dark Elf dragonborn x Brynjolf
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,151 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
Things that change for better or for worse by Sissy reviews
That something happened and Mikado ran away. When he returns, it's noticeable he has changed. But what sort of change is it? /szmk/older characters!AU/COMPLETE/
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Mikado R., Shizuo H. - Complete
To Woo a Pretty Boy by NightShade94 reviews
"Laying his jacket over the back of his chair he turned to the unsuspecting genius and put on his best you-know-you-want-a-piece-of-this smile on his face. He was going to woo the good doctor until he was well and truly wooed." Reid/Morgan Slash. Rated T to be safe. If you don't like it please do not read it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
First Impressions Are Everything by AnimeAddikt93 reviews
Different ways how Misaki and Usagi could've met and how it will differently change their feelings.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,125 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Kitten by Before Ever-After reviews
Like fate, the pair had been brought together, in an environment that was the unlikeliest of places. Alex/Ben
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Lass, I believe you've got something of mine by WolfieBelle reviews
When a Khajiit pickpockets a master of the art, she gets caught up in the thieves guild, which holds many surprises for the sleek feline.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf
Thanks a lot, Gwaine! by SerpentWinged reviews
When Gwaine accidently spills a deaging potion over Merlin and he is reduced into nothing more than a year old, the knights have to keep their surrogate baby brother a secret from Uther. Featuring Baby!Merlin, Overprotective!knights and Clueless!Uther.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Leon
A Different Take by KotonaruKibo reviews
The story of Ranger's Apprentice, but with my own little twist in certain parts of the story. BEWARE! It's rated M for a reason, you know. Don't like, don't read. Will/Halt.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Will, Halt
Bon x Rin: Oneshot by Alica-Chan reviews
PWP Bon and Rin have some fun... no plot at all. 1162 words of lemony goodness. LEMON YAOI BOYXBOY don't like? don't read. I OWN NOTHING. Kazue Kato owns everything.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
Scattered Roses by kichijouji reviews
Just before chunin exams...Naruto wears a mask and now wants to removed it so he can gain a true precious person. Yaoi..Shika/naruto....naruto will be smarter and will have bloodline!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Strange Effects by SighingWinter reviews
Chizuru gets shot and the after effects are...interesting. This is a group of multiple oneshots- one for each of Chizuru's possible suitors. The suitors are- Okita, Hijikata, Saitou, Heisuke, Harada, Shinpachi, and Kazama. Please read and review!
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,154 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Chizuru Y.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 12,850 - Follows: 11,932 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Coffee and Tea by Fridgeworks reviews
Alex is in love with coffee. After a chance encounter at a cafe and a mission at Brooklands, Alex chances on old 'friends' and finds that maybe there is more in the world to love than coffee. Rated for safety. Snake/Alex. Not too cheesy. All of age.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Christmas Vacation by cr8zymommy reviews
Part 2 in my M/R series-Follows Undercover. It's Christmas at Morgan and Reid's house, but vacation doesn't always go the way you plan!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,029 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Heart of Darkness by fulofhyperness reviews
Six strangers wake up in a warehouse and are told they must kill one of the others to survive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
The Need To Know by Sagebush reviews
He wasn't looking for a way out... but somehow he found it. No slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Three Years by aussie-chick-13 reviews
Three years after that fateful visit to the bank Alex Rider, aka Cub, is healthy as he can be, happy and currently residing with K-Unit at Brecon Beacons. What happens when one day he gets news that will turn his life upside down? Rated T for language
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Never Set In Stone by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
SLASH, RL/NU/SB, RW/HP. Naruto Uzumaki travels to England to become a part of a world his mother once belonded to and also to find his 'Aunt' Lily, instead he finds a large man beating a child who turns out to be his eight year old cousin. FullSumInside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
A Different Day In The SAS by Lightning And Blossoms reviews
"I'll make a deal with you; you shut your mouth and I'll stir shit up with one of the other soldiers in our unit... tomorrow. Or today... You get me?" Eagle didn't wait for Alex to reply, instead just figured Alex would immediately agree, and said, "Now scram, kid."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Twist of Fate by OakStone730 reviews
Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. SLASH DRARRY Pairings: HP/DM Timeframe: 1994-2002 Goblet to 4 yrs post-DH EWE Rating M for language, angst, content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 312,468 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
She Who Acts by Oinn reviews
Chromosome 24 was not bioengineered from scratch. It was copied from the genetic profile of a pre-existing race; a species which swore never to interact with humans again. Now, with portents of the Doom repeating its horrible history, one among that race must aid the humans destined to face the demons of their past. Reaper/OC. Rating for future violence, gore, and adult themes.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2012
Dragonlord Discovered by luminare91 reviews
When he follows Merlin into the Tomb of Ashkanar, Gwaine learns some secrets about his friend. Things only get more complicated when they make it out of the collapsing tomb and find themselves with some company. Now, Merlin must try to explain why he's clutching a dragon egg to Arthur and the knights.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Fanning the Flames by mandrake-o reviews
Someone or something is going after fans of the Supernatural books. The BAU think it's a religious nut. Dean and Sam think it might be a restless spirit. Only one team is right.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dean W., S. Reid - Complete
Man In The Mirror by fool202 reviews
"I couldn't find it in myself to feel the way I used to about my family. Even my father only inspired apathy in my heart. What had the Thalmor done? Why could I no longer recognize my own reflection?" MENTIONS OF TORTURE AND SEX BETWEEN MEN.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Ralof, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
His Loving Arms by This Too Shall Faux Pas reviews
When all else fails, Alex knows he can come back to the arms of the one he loves. But what happens when those arms become damaged? What happens when they let him fall? Slash, Torture, language
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Book 1: The Lost Uzumaki by Krazee Ladee reviews
Naruto has an older sister whom was thought to be dead. She looks exactly like Naruto's Sexy Jutsu, giving her a wrong first impression of him. Kakashi tries to make up for his terrible mistake from 15 years ago. Rated M for later chapters. Kakashi X OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,268 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Times Are Strange by Vilmarix reviews
Namikaze Minato, an ANBU Captain is rescued from an ambush by a mysterious blonde shinobi. Who is this man? Why does he feel drawn to him? What makes him so special? Timetravel, Shounen-ai, NaruMina. Rating for bad words and some situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Of Jinchuriki and Alchemist by K.S.T.M reviews
In a fit of rage Naruto destroyed the King of Hell statue. there will be a strong, smart demon/hanyou naruto. Warning there is a high chance of this being a yaoi and there is a high chance of bashing and oocness. Editing complete! ON TEMPORARY HAITUS
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Before Hogwarts by Someonesbaby987 reviews
Harry and Draco meet way before the time in Diagon Alley. They meet in the park. Will they find out each others best kept secrets? Will Harry be able to open up after years of abuse? Rating has gone up from "K " To "T"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Scrap the Helicopter! We Have Wings! by vampireanna'dancer reviews
Who needs a fancy helicopter when you've got... wings? Set 1 year after 'the school' organisation was destroyed and Max and the Flock are free. The government keeps trying to get them to go to school for a more satisfactory education, but all the schools have been rejecting them. How could this differ? PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011
Hold Me Close by cristina reid reviews
Slave Spencer! It's FINALLY! here. After having the idea in my head for two days... Violence, non-con, SLASH! for later. It seems I have to put the slash letters HUGE! because some people are either blind, ignor, or don't bother reading warnings!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Event by GleekShip reviews
Kurt gives McKinley an Event that nobody will ever forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,786 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Some Rich Man's Son by Writer With Sprite reviews
What if the K-Unit's thought that Alex Rider was some rich man's son was accurate? Meet Alex Blunt, son of Alan Blunt. The K-Unit thinks he's a joke, until Snake finds his scars. Will the K-Unit be able to help Alex out of his bad situation? COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Of Blondes, Toads and Cats by irezel reviews
The Elric Brothers are investigating the rumors of talking-toads that they believe are likely to be more chimeras. As they search they come across a strange, hyper blonde man with golden eyes... Story Idea by Lizeth :
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Just To Make You Happy by probablyawful reviews
Noah Puckerman totally didn't love Kurt Hummel. Totally not. He just wanted to make him happy, so he encouraged him to go spy on The Garglers. But when Kurt reveals a dark secret from his past, what kind of a twist will the story take? Rated M for sexual themes, language and non-con.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,082 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Genetics by serena-tsukino66 reviews
I know in my heart that you are mine, but where did you come from? Pink hair...Red eyes...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
At A Loss by AlexisK11 reviews
Something is going on with Chuck and Casey and Sarah has no idea what is wrong...
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Casey/Alex C., Chuck B.] Bryce L., Sarah W. - Complete
Rain by AkizukiSakura reviews
After four years, Ed thought he had seen every motive for killing come and go. A recent string of murders with a disturbing MO, however, suggests that he just might have more to learn about the lengths humans will go to achieve their desires. Roy/Ed ON HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,007 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Fade to Love by tansy1354 reviews
The Slayer, the Elf and the Wish. A Slayer who always loses at love and an elf who has never experienced love. One Wish. That's when their dreams took an unexpected turn.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Buffy S., Legolas
Thick as Thieves by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
She hurt him in more ways than he dared to mention. He regretted not going with her and Mercer to Snow Veil Sanctum. He regretted that he hadn't been the o