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Joined 08-06-07, id: 1344734, Profile Updated: 06-26-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Criminal Minds.

I'm a hermit. I've written fanfiction of different varieties since I was about eleven, which was over a decade ago. (Though clearly not with this account.)

I'm a university student studying psychology and ethics. My thesis is on alcoholism which is funny because everyone drinks in all my stories.

I'm also American; I grew up everywhere from New England to the South and a few places in between. I could now be called a California girl with some ties to Vegas.

I prefer the British spelling of words 90% of the time.

I really enjoy using semicolons.

I generally dislike stories where the characters end up with a boring life including 2.5 kids, a dog, and a white picket fence.
(That's not to say I don't like happy endings, I just don't like kids.)

I feel like I do my best writing somewhere around four AM on my cell phone while I fight to keep my eyes open. Riddled with spelling and grammatical errors? You betcha, but the words flow easier until I fall asleep. Nighttime is for writing, daytime is for editing.

I write a bunch of things that never see the light of day.

As for fanfiction...

-I read Criminal Minds, Grey's Anatomy, Harry Potter, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, and Doctor Who.
-I ship Reid/Emily & Reid/Elle, Cristina/Owen, Lucius/Hermione, Sookie/Eric & Sookie/Alcide, Elena/Damon & Bonnie/Damon & Caroline/Klaus, Nine/Rose & Ten/Martha.
-I write Criminal Minds and Harry Potter. (Oh, the amount of half-finished ramblings on my hard drive...)
-I wouldn't consider my HP stories on hiatus necessarily, but I've been feeling less inspired to write for that fandom lately. My apologies.
-I hate mpreg; I think it's the stupidest thing ever honestly.
-I hate when a lovely story is hampered by poor grammar.
-I think that italics and all caps are overused as a substitute for good writing. (Although there are certainly many, many talented authors on the site who use italics appropriately.)

Also, I like lists. And reviews. And messages.

Cheers.

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Speechless by Karmagirl880618 reviews
After she left the team, things between Emily and Spencer have changed. Late night phone conversations have opened the door for something Emily didn't know was possible. After a few months away, Emily comes home to see Reid. One-Shot! Smut!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2012 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Seductive Manipulations by LadyStiff reviews
PWP. Severus and Lucius meet up in Venice for dinner on a boys weekend. When Hermione walks in the restaurant, looking delectable, they are determined to have her... together. LM/HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Carrying on the Malfoy Way by Laurielove reviews
What's a Malfoy to do when he wakes up one morning next to a most unexpected person? Short two-chaptered story with Lucius at his arrogant best. LM/HG. Content for older readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Humid Dreams by LoveHGSS reviews
Emily is innocently laying in bed when the fantasies begin to creep back up on her. What happens when her fantasy man appears? Will sparks fly or will she be too embarrassed to do anything? Birthday fic for LadyBelletrist!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Thunder Hotch by TigerLily888 reviews
Emily tries to hide Hotch's identity with humourous results. Established H/P. For babygurl0506. I couldn't use the actual title I wanted to use, so check out this fic if you want to find out what it is! Rated M for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Arrangement by Laurielove reviews
When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Renaissance by encanta reviews
Written for CM Kink Meme V: After returning from the scene of Minimal Loss, Prentiss knocks on Reid's hotel door late at night...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
FireWhiskey 101 by hot4preacher reviews
Hermione's had it with Ron and Snape offers to teach her how to drown her sorrows properly. Sorta DH compliant, except Snape lives and Ron's a git. One-Shot from a longer story, edited and re-posted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
There're Fantasies, then there's Reality by TigerLily888 reviews
Emily has been fantasising about Hotch. She suddenly finds herself in a situation where she has to pretend to act out a fantasy-like situation with him. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Going on a train ride by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione is forced to sit beside Snape on the train
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tonight by EbonyBeach reviews
Cristina's birthday, champagne, dancing, drunkenness and unspeakable M-related things. C/O and most other characters.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Cristina Y., Owen H. - Complete
Forever and a Day by Connecticut Junkie the Second reviews
"Well then, Ms. Stackhouse, what sort of *business* are you interested in discussing?"
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Three Courses for Mr Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
When Lucius Malfoy one day comes across three disgruntled witches, he is only too happy to help improve their mood. LM/PP, LM/GW, LM/HG. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pub Brawl by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
The team's trip to the pub is interrupted by a drunken idiot. Warning this fic includes the use of homophobic language.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Comedy of Surprises by Ayla Pascal reviews
When Lucius Malfoy turns up on her doorstep with a bouquet of flowers, Hermione knows that it's going to be a very strange week. Little does she know how strange! Lucius/Hermione/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Stuck by Laurielove reviews
Heat. Mechanical failure. And two people who are supposed to hate each other. Interesting. LM/HG one-shot birthday request! M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Marked by MadLori reviews
He is the last person she expected to bear ink on his body. It's just the first in a series of unexpected discoveries Emily makes about Reid. Prentiss/Reid. NOT connected to "How to Fight Loneliness."
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
How to Fight Loneliness by MadLori reviews
In a whirlwind year, Prentiss and Reid went from teammates to husband and wife. Married now for a year, a new case in Texas will put them through the wringer and give them their greatest test yet. Includes flashbacks to how their relationship changed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,232 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Blinded by LiterarySpell reviews
Lucius awakens to a very interesting surprise. Will Hermione and Severus give him what he’s always wanted? LM/SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by shli reviews
Owen and Cristina engage in some rated NC-17 fun aka wumpity wump. Inspired by the prompt "dirty talk" and written for porn fanfiction challenge over at In The After.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Owen H., Cristina Y. - Complete
Cross to Bear by tfm reviews
In that moment, she realizes just how young he is. For all his genius, for all his maturity, for all his experience of the world, he still has a long way to go. Reid and Prentiss have a conversation about the past. gen. Mentions of drug use.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2009 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Man in the Mirror by MedusaNoMore reviews
This is NOT smut! it's just tripple x-rated, because that's what you get when soulmates make love. * disclaimer- do not own characters*
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Cristina Y., Owen H. - Complete
First Taste of Corruption by DeceasedSoul reviews
You don’t want this, this sickness, this disease, this taint of every family you know. You don’t want twisting kisses that taste of magic and shame and carnality. Sirius doesn’t want Lucius, except he does. Lucius/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Lucius M., Sirius B. - Complete
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If Not For Honour reviews
We don't choose who we love, but we can choose when we leave. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Like Vapour reviews
After the war, Hermione gave it all up, and returned to the muggle world. A car accident left her orphaned and her lack of education left her unemployable. Enter Lucius Malfoy, a man she had hoped to never see again, but has the war changed things? Somewhat AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
For One More Day reviews
One incident can change the course of an entire relationship. It can even change the course of someone's life. Emily and Spencer learn the hard way, wishing they could lead their lives as they used to be if for only one more day. Reid/Prentiss oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Leave the Lights On reviews
Spencer Reid and Emily Prentiss have been seeing each other for awhile, but have taken precautions to avoid telling the rest of the team due to the FBI's stringent fraternization policy. What happens to their relationship when they're forced to deal with the possibility of going public and the impact on their careers? Oneshot. Slightly AU: Prentiss never left, Maeve never happened.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2013 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Human Temptation reviews
Prentiss and Reid walk a fine line after he loses the woman he loved. He doesn't know how to stop blaming himself for circumstances Prentiss considers out of his control. She hopes an evening out will distract him from his grief, but things just seem to get more complicated. Oneshot with a bit of Reid/Maeve and Reid/Prentiss if you squint.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss, Maeve - Complete
Beer & Chocolate reviews
Following the war, Hermione and Ron were supposed to live happily ever after. That was until tragedy hit their family and a certain Malfoy became much more prevalent in Hermione's life. Suddenly the relationship with her school sweetheart is called into question and where does that leave Hermione and the already married Lucius Malfoy? A bit of HG/RW, quite a bit more HG/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,583 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Ron W.