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Joined 08-07-07, id: 1344999, Profile Updated: 01-12-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Kuroshitsuji.

HIYA GUYS AND GIRLS AND TRANSVESTITES!! I'm Kairi but most ppl call me kai cuz i'm SOOO much awesomer than you all =D -brick'd- and i love taking the piss out of fake emos, it's fun to bother emos (no offense emo pplz)

age:.. GREEN!! YEAH TRY DESIPHERING THAT! XD

orginality: hmm black and proud, guyanese,fijian and good ol' britsh DUDE I'M A FRUITY LIMEY KID 8D

siblings: my ass of brother Kai, lulz

Pets: I has 2 ginger kitties Kano aka ghetto chubba kitty (as called by the oh so famous princess Izzy) and Cocoa my snoogie woogie kittiy numbah 2, i HAD 12 fish until my cats gave them heart attacks and they died...i didn't think it was possible for fish to hav heart attacks... and i HAD dog called simba, went out, screwed other lady dogs (MAH DOGGIE WAS A PLAYA LOL XD got drunk off god knows wat, came home, collasped then died right there and then... it turns out he ate something bad for him.. 1 of the doggies became pregnant with little simba puppies...i wonder if this was a ploy to get out of looking after the puppies after all.. my dog was a weird playa...but yeah lulz anyways~ my last and very recent adopted monkey JOJO!! he looks liek Jack the undead Monkey from POTC!!YAY JACK THE UNDEAD MONKEY!! TEACH US YOUR UNDEAD WAYS (bows down)

i'm a freaky little girl that has hyperactive coffee problems, bite me, COFFFEEEE

well here is all you need to know about me

Friends

hmm.. it's hard to say... i hav quite a few friends, but i don't trust some of them; well here are the ppl i TRUST:
HEARII-BUTTMUNCH!! AND PRACTICALLY EVERY OTHER CANADIAN I KNOW! SORRY D: I'D PUT IN ALL YOUR NAMES BUT THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU THAT I KNOW DX
Sarah Boden~! (SunsetRainbow also ANOTHER FRUITY LIMEY KID! YAY FOR THE BRITISH!)
Luna!! (Hitsugaya'sGirl =3 FRUITY LIMEY KID NUMBAH 3)
practically everyone in the forums i'm in =D,
Riekie for extremely kwl patience, even though my computer broked down XD!!
Serena,
Nikou
Charlie WOO GO CHARLIE
Athalia
Aala-teme (HA HA SHE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS)
Khadjat
Rachel da
rachel ditchyfish,
Ms. Weithers (AWESOME TEACHER NEVER SHOUTS LOL)
Ruben (lawl best neighbour ever XP),
Hamid
Nicholas
Tao
Jonathan,
Melissa,
Melody,
SOPHIA AND DAHILIA (BEST TWINS EVA)
Naa lamiya (naa for short),
Naa lamiakor (Akor or Fatty for short)
AND MORE!!

favourite shit

anime: Kuroshitsuji, D.Gray Man, Eyeshield 21, Dogs, BLEACH Naruto, DBZ (woot woot goku jr), D-N-ANGEL, fruit baskets, yu gi oh, Naruto Shipuuden

cartoons/shows: SOUTH PARK (GO CARTMAN!!) spongebob (heh heh patrick) , Johnny test, my wife and kids, everybody hates chris, that's so raven, Bro's Town AND THE BOONDOCKS XDDD GO RILEY

movies: simpsons (YOU SEE HOMER SWEARING XDDD AND BART'S DICK 0.o) spongebob, naruto, scary movies 1-4, south park

people/charcters: LAVI!! OHMAHSPAZ LAVI!! Allen, Lenalee, KOMUI! Kanda (everyone LURVES the bitchy ones =3) -big breath- Prince Soma Asman Gadahl, 26th Son of the King of Bengal, whew, Agni, Sebastian OHMAHSPAZLAWL GRELL ULQUIORRA BESTFUCKING ANIME CHARATER EVA, next to Grimmjow, then Szayel and Nnoitora, those guys rule, OH DEFINATELY GIN XD AND NEL!!Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom Jet lee, naruto,TOBI!!,itachi,sakura (in shipuuden),gaara (GO EYELINER DUDE lol kiddin), Kakashi (hee hee thousand years of death, i do that to my cousins all the time now),Hinata-chan (KAWAII X3) Sasuke-teme, tsunade, Fish-dude (kisame lol), diedara, sasori (omg he always looks half asleep even as a kid 0.o) Zetsu, other akatsuki members, my friends and you guys for putting up with my crap

monkey see, monkey do, Mess with me AND I'LL KILL YOU !!

THINGS THAT SHOULD DIE AND GO TO HELL, BE RESIRECTTED SO I CAN KICK THEM IN THE BALLS BURIED ALIVE THEN PEED ON BY AKAMARU!! yes i hate it THAT much gd boy akamaru

1) LIAT SUX BALLS!! THE FUCKING FLIGHT WAS 7 HOURS LATE!! WE MISSED OUR HOME FLIGHT AND HAD TO FLY 3 DAYS LATER THEN EXPECTED!! THIS POOR GUY HAD TO WAIT IN THE FUCKING AIRPORT FOR 12 HOURS!! he got up, argued, said liat sucked, called Mr.Howell (liat manager) a dumdum, cunt and gay.. and he asked for his bags back, Mr.Howell didn't do anything, so he went to security and said Mr.Howell was stealing his bags XD i miss that guy he was totally awesomely funny.. DON'T FLY LIAT OR YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED copy and paste this if you know wat i mean...

2)ok, i deleted this because if i didn't i'd be known as a frikken hypocrite XP

3)elmo and barney, don't get me wrong, but Barney is a gay purple dinosaur with green freakin hands and feet that sings the "i love u song" WAT KINDA DINOSAUR IS PURPLE AND HAS GREEN FEET?? HIS BLOODY FRIENDS WEAR PPL CLOTHES FOR GOD SAKE ahem, and elmo just plain scares me, his mouth flaps up like HUUUUGGGEEE!!

4)Snobs who think they r better then everyone else

5)when ppl defy my divine logic lol

6)SPIDERS!!

7)TOMATOES!!

8)ppl, who are intolerant of other ppl's culture's...

9) and the dutch.. (lol sorry that's from Austin Powers Daddy, i had to add it it was funny, i don't mean anything by it though no ofdfense to anyoen who got offended out there (grins sheepishly)

10)SASUKE AND TOTAL WANNABE EMOS!! GET THAT SPLINTERING TREE OUTTA UR ASS WITH SURGERY!! USE PLIERS OR SOMETHING FOR GOD SAKE!! IT'S GAY THEY THINK LIFE SUX WAY TO BADLY, not saying that life DOESN'T suck,THINK OF THE GOOD THINGS MAN!! EAT CHOCLATE DO WATEVER MAKES U HAPPY and just so u can't find loopholes, no you CAN'T kill anyone, no YOU CAN'T kill urself, you CAN'T hurt yourself. get a hobby same rules apply

11) Zac Efron. 'nuff Said -.-

12) TWILIGHT! TO HELL WITH ALL YOU EDWARD FANS!!

13) FAGWARD CULLEN, YOU KNOW WHY BUTTHOLE

14) Robert Pattison, see above

quotes

~I WILL KCIK U IN THE BALLZ!! IF UR A GIRL I WIL KICK U IN THE IMAGINARY BALLS!!~ Me again lol

~WHAT THE FUGGNUGGETS WAS THAT?~ me

~RESPECT MY AUTHROTAH!!~ Eric catrman

~ MY BROTHER KIAN IS A SHBEEP INIT NODDY?~ Nik naks/ Mimzy

~wat would you know about me huh? WELL?DON'T SAY YOU DO CUZ U DON'T!! ~ elisabete/ashanti/TMX tickle me elmo

~OH MY DIZZLE~aala-teme

~ fuck this sideways~ princess Isabella

~ i'm pure evil!! i'm a bitch SCREW YOU~ me again

~wat the fudge?~ me (cartman influences all)

~We're here clap clap clap We're not Queer clap clap clap But we're close clap clap clap Get used to it clap clap clap~South park kids

~Kick the baby! "don't kick the baby" kick the baby!~Kyle and Ike

~When i was 18 i had a sacki winky Monkey called Jackal, he only lasted a week, ccuz we had he chained to a tree by a collar. By the end of the week, the collar was bitten through... i think he was eaten by a dog...~My hydrophobic Mum

~I'M HOKAGE BELIEVE IT DATTEBAYO!!meanwhile at home with the little kids Hinata: kids calm down please look i'll give u ice cream just wait until ur father gets home please? Little kid: WE'RE GONNA BE LIKE DADDY BELIEVE IT!! little girl kid: YEAH WE'RE GONNA BIG AND STRONG DATTEBAYO!! Third kid: now... where do we get 9 tailed fox beasts from... Little kid: I KNOW!! TO THE AKATSUKI!! all: YAY!! kids run out house Hinata: oh boy... KIDS COME BACK HERE JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH~ random comic me and my friend made up, my cousins cosplayed it at a convention XD

~randomly talking someone gets up and shouts BANGKOK!! everyone bursts out laughing~class

~during a food fight WHO THE FUCK THREW A BOWLIGN BALL AT ME?~Sasuke from "No Ordinary Summer" By the awesomeness writer Alusy KEEP UP THE GD WORK UN!!

~"man you just got beat by an 8 yr old..." "AND IF R.KELLY GOES TO JAIL I PISS ON UR CAT!!" Huey and Riley from THE BOONDOCKS XDDD

~"Blow me" Grimmjow, Bleach XDDDDDDD

~ "-has cream cheese on finger- Ha ha Kai look it's Grimmjow's- -chomp- OMFG, DON'T EAT MY HAND KAI!! SPIT MY FINGER OUT NOW!!EWW YOU HAVE A ROUGH TONGUE KAI >.

~ "I'm the only person retarded enough to write YAOI in big letters on my forehead and go to the shops with it still there" me i was bored, VERY VERY BORED!!

~ "German english teachers..." me and a convo with Hayley (Hearii XP) on MSN about Ulquiorra's possibility of being a German english teacher, cuz seriously, Schiffer?

~"EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!" Marth...from SSBB...ololololol

~"YUU'S UNDERPANTS!" Lavi, cuz Lavi's the SMEX liek that =D

~"CIEL! HOW DID PEOPLE GET INTO THE BOX?!" Soma...ya really don't need a reason with Soma do you? XDD

~"Oh dear god, the puppets" Grell in random story thing

~"I-i think i don't like Yaoi anymore..." "DAMNIT WOMAN! GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!!" HAYLEY! WHY?!

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the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long until it runs over a pidgeon and puppy

say hello to bunny-chan, copy and paste this to help bunny-chan take over the world o-o

well enjoy my stories buttwipes! SKEEN -brick'd-

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An Espada Cinderella Story by grimmkitty reviews
An Espada-centric fairytale of castle politics and power struggles. And a happily ever after.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Felis Domesticus by xChibi-Nick reviews
As punishment for his insufferable rudeness, Grimmjow is transformed into a harmless house cat by Aizen and thrown into the human world. His predicament only worsens as a certain orange-haired Shinigami stumbles upon him. GrimmxIchi. Rating may go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Of Swords And Capes by AstroTurtle reviews
A series of crappy, unrelated drabbles of the couple Marth and Ike. Ongoing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Marth, Ike
Espada Children by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
Why Hylians Are Not Allowed to Drive by Maximus- Reborn reviews
After a chaotic morning, Snake feels that the day can't get any worse. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the worse when he puts Link behind the wheel of the car.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Link, Solid Snake - Complete
GrimmUlqui Drabbles by CrazyLoveChild reviews
Drabble-ish mini-stories, ranging from K to M. Be warned of less than mediocre writing skills, un-betaness, and OCC-ness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
In Your Arms by DragonRider13025 reviews
Ike and Marth relax outside of Smash Manor, fluffy lemon IkexMarth Ike/Marth yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Steps by Teenager reviews
Ichigo counts the steps, Ulquiorra counts the seconds, and Grimmjow just counts the deaths until they can finally destroy what was never meant to be. UlqxGrimmkitty fic, onesided IchxUlq. Some violence, rating may change depending on how lame I get.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,140 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Present of Wool by QueenofBookworms reviews
Some idiot's given Aizen happy pills. And now Aizen's giving out presents. Grimmjow's has nothing to do with him and has everything to do with his zanpuktou form. Even if he won't admit it. GrimmUlqui. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
It's All Part of the Experience by Hearii reviews
After being manipulated by Gin, Aizen decides it's time for the Espada to survey the human realm by visiting it themselves. But, perhaps sending a whole bunch of mental cases to survive on their own with human witnesses around wasn't the best idea...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Can't Get The Help These Days by Von Doomsatan Productions reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
In which Grimmjow is bored, Ulquiorra is annoyed by Aleia15 reviews
In which Grimmjow is bored, Ulquiorra is annoyed and Orihime is not taking a nap. GrimmjoUlquiora
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Couple Fights by 11X.d reviews
Aizen and the espada has much to comment on Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra's relationship as they wait for their meeting to start while listening to their infamous couple fights.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Karin VS Sakura by MeilinII reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are finally happy, but what happens when Karin shows up, bastard child in tow?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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The Little Annoyances in Life reviews
Street Urchins, Prince Soma, Red Spray Paint decorating his house, it's just one stressful thing after another for Ciel Phantomhive! might become a drabble series, no obvious pairings, R&R!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Welcome to StMartin's Orient reviews
Aizen thinks that it's time for his espada to go on another vacation.It's Grimmjow's turn to choose and he wants to go to St Martin's Orient,now who knew that it was a nude beach?Much less a holiday, Ulquiorra sees this as a mission:Survive vacation! R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,750 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Who the Hell said Babies were bundles of Joy? reviews
Itachi has found a basket full of 3 babies, he brings them into the Akatsuki, and they all take on the huge responsiblity to care of the bundles of joy, how long will they last? bundles of joy are always from hell no pairings strictly humor lol R&R PLZ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Itachi U.
Sakura's sleepover party! reviews
Little Sakurachan is having a sleepover party awww. nothing could possibly go wrong...Yeah right 'Sasuke fell into the fireplace. Sasuke screamed. Itachi began panicing so much, he forgot he could do water jutsu’s and started screaming too' R&R plz YAY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H.