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Joined 08-07-07, id: 1345000, Profile Updated: 02-18-14
Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, and Mass Effect.

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I don't own Naruto, or Harry Potter, or anything I cross them over with.

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Chaos and Death by dripley11 reviews
Ten years he's been gone from this rotted core of the Empire. Ten years he's been a fugitive. Hearing tales of someone he cares about, he returns to verify their validity. The once-greatest assassin of the Capital now comes back, and his presence knocks over the first domino in the creation of a new world. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR NON-MANGA READERS.
Crossover - Naruto & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,688 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Naruto U., Tatsumi, Akame, Esdeath
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,379 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Jack of Spades by Zarunak reviews
Uzumaki Kushina was one of the greatest interrogators the Leaf had ever seen, now years later the Legendary Sadist of the leaf finally meets his teacher's only child. Naruto grows to learn that torture isn't about sadism, its just business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Laying the Smakethdown: Uzumaki Style by Vesvius reviews
A gift from the Sandaime leads to Naruto defeating his enemies in ways previously thought impossible! Wrester!Naruto. WARNING: Check Sanity at the Door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Tenents of the Creed by Blah-the-sixth reviews
Assassins CreedNaruto Xover. Naruto is trained by the Hashshashin to be a master assassin. But the life of an assassin is full of twists and deceit and Naruto finds himself stuck in the middle.Check profile for status updates.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Inuzuka Naruto by agsdragon reviews
Naruto was born to the Inuzuka clan instead of everything else, it will hopefully be funny and long... please read and REVIEWW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto of Sparta by GodricGryff reviews
Naruto belongs to a lost and powerful people, how would life change for him if he learned of his past. will be naruharem. FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,216 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demon's Return by shagnasty214 reviews
Naruto, heartbroken, leaves Konoha at 16. 5 years later he returns, but not as everyone expected. Now, a leader of Akatsuki and their village, Naruto must make peace with Konoha or be forced to destroy it. NaruSaku, ShiTem, HinKib, NejTen, SasuOC, ChouIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Bandages by Tsurumaki reviews
A followup to the No Boy, No Cry series... Anko X Naruto Rated MA for Lemon action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
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Konoha's Dream Team reviews
Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,830 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Madness Effect reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,289 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Madness at the Gate reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 4,439 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dracula Rising reviews
'Redo' of Heir of Dracula. Wrong BWL. Seven year old Harry Potter, born a vampire, runs away from home and stumbles upon Verona, one of Dracula's original mistresses. He is brought to Castle Dracula, where he unlocks the powers and memories of his ancestor... The mortals will tremble before Count Harold Dracula... Vampire!Godlike!Harry. M for Gore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,318 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
In the Mind of a Scientist reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Heir of Dracula reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Bane of Konoha reviews
At age four, Naruto, believed to be the son of the Yondaime, is kidnapped by Iwa ninjas and put in the worst, most brutal prison in Rock Country. There, he grows up into a legend, a lethal, musclebound genius, who adopts the name... Bane!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Amazing SpiderNinja reviews
I think the title says it all. After failing the Academy exam for the first time, Naruto wanders into the forest in a rage. There, he is bit by a strange spider, which grants him amazing powers. NaruXAnko, possible Harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,650 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
I spy with my bionic eye reviews
Naruto gets crippled when he is very young. A puppeteer from Suna helps him with his condition. Story is much, much better than the summary. Pairing: NaruxHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,613 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I.
A TARDIS Adventure reviews
Harry's life, along with that of Hermione's, changes when he receives a watch for his seventeenth birthday. It is the fob watch of the last of the Time Lords... Doctor!Harry AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Crazy Files reviews
A series of drabbles that have stuck to my head that I need to get out of me. Kinda funny, I think. Rated T for future language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Harry P.
The Return of Harry Holmes reviews
The great consulting detective finally returns to London after many years! Join him on his adventures, solving crimes alongside his friend and confidante Healer Neville Longbottom!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry's Bad Experience reviews
Have you ever had an experience while doing something that was so horrible and/or traumatizing that you could never do that thing again? Harry has one of those experiences... One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
This shouldn't be reviews
This is a short fic that shows just why the HarryxGinny pairing shouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Black's Will reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Naruto Christmas Poem! reviews
A nice poem I wrote while infected with the Spirit of Christmas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gambler reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
An insane ANBU at Hogwarts? reviews
Naruto, 18 year old ANBU, gets sent to Hogwarts by a failed spell of Hermione. Chaos ensues!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 502 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
ZnK's Fantabulistic AskandDare fic! reviews
Review and dare your favorite Naruto characters to do the most humiliating things you can think of! That, or you can just make them do mildly entertaining things... But humiliating sounds better!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Naruto U.
The Quest reviews
Naruto and Gaara, two traveling bounty hunters who were raised by Hidan and Kakuzu, suddenly gets a visit from Kami. They will have to find four allies to help fight an unknown enemy. Immortal!Perverted!Super!Naruto Greedy!Brutal!Super!Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
The insane drabbles of the Elemental Countries reviews
Just some drabbles... I'll just work on it whenever I want. NaruxAnko. Cuz everyone loves NaruxAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Narutos New Adventure reviews
Adopted from M0J0 MAN. Naruto dies at the hands of a mob and because of the Kyuubi, becomes a Vasto Lorde. Narux?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,388 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Indiana Uzumaki power! reviews
Look! In the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, no, its Indiana Uzumaki! This is mostly humor and it's not meant to be too serious. NaruxAnko why? Because I love NaruxAnko!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Commando reviews
--THIS FIC HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY GENERAL RAZGRIZ. PLEASE GO TO HIM IF YOU WANT MORE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Through the TV reviews
Join Naruto and Sasuke as they get thrown from dimension to dimension, not ever knowing where they're going... NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
ECTR Elemental Countries Talk Radio! reviews
Welcome to ECTR, the station where we'll be interviewing all kind of authors, characters and OCs! In every chapter, we'll also send you a question where we'll pick out the most popular answer! Rated M for possible random Violence and Gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
New Sparta reviews
Twenty years has passed. Sparta has grown beyond anyone's expectations. King Naruto enrages a beast. A war is about to begin. A war whose like has never been seen. Sequel to The Spartan King. Rated M for Violence and Gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Spartan King reviews
What if Narutos mother was a Spartan? What if Naruto trained to use their weapons and armors? What if he was Near Godlike? NaruxHarem. Inspired by GodricGryff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Chosen One reviews
Five thousand years ago, there was a prophecy. The prophecy was about a child with the purest of souls, keeping the most corrupted of souls imprisoned in his body. This child was told to have the potential to surpass the gods. Mortal Kombat xover. NaruX?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Cripple reviews
When Naruto was ten he was attacked and lost his left eye, left arm and both of his legs. Thankfully, Sarutobi gets help from a puppeteer from Suna. Pairing NaruKure. M for violence. Might be a lemon or two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Kyuubi no Akatsuki: Edited reviews
Naruto joins Akatsuki and becomes a Hanyou! NaruxKure NOT HAREM NEVER NEVER NEVER! Alot of OOC M for violence and language. Lemons! Thx to J.A Jasper!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,254 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Konohas Ghost Rider: Revised reviews
This is a revise of one of my stories, look at the summary for that. Naru X Kure X Hana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Konohas Ghost Rider reviews
NarutoxGhost rider crossover. When Naruto is six years old he meets Mephisto, the devil. Mephisto adopts Naruto and makes him the new ghost rider. 9 years later, Naruto returns to Konoha to collect souls for his adoptive father and be a ninja. NaruxHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Kyuubi no Akatsuki reviews
FFXFan13 has adopted this. It's his now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,017 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
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