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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hello, I'm a many year reader of fanfic, and a lifetime reader of stories in general. I never thought I'd write anything, but out popped a story. So I thought I'd finally write a bio.
I'm Alex, and I live in Tampa FL. I'm old enough to drink and am in collage to get an engineering degree. I love fiction: scifi, fantasy, comedy, action/adventure, manga/comics, cartoons/anime. I'm also into tabletop RPGs, as well as videogames. Some things that are great: Cowboy Bebop, Bleach, Harry Potter, Naruto, Zelda, Firefly (and most other things by Joss Whedon), among others.

You know what could be so much better than cannon? Naruto and Harry Potter. Both have so much unfulfilled potential in the cannon story, that is why I read fanfic. Most fanfics don't wring out all the neat things you can do with either series, but they do a much better job than cannon.

If you look at my favs, you will find many quality stories, many of which are probably abandoned as some haven't updated in 2+ years.

One last thing. Authors with huge profiles? I hate you. No, I loath you. No one wants to read 5 pages of funny quotes you stuck on your page. I swear, I've seen some people with pages that I have to scroll for 15 seconds to get down to their stories. That's stupid. And nobody reads that "blah blah post this if you're in the 5% who don't have premarital sex while high on drugs" crap. All the statistics for those are made up anyway.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-115, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 115 - Words: 628,353 - Reviews: 28530 - Favs: 15,477 - Follows: 14,259 - Updated: 15h ago - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,082 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 6,982 - Follows: 7,597 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7158 - Favs: 7,433 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,018 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 517,438 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,762 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 325,492 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7702 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 5,675 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 256,826 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,949 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 12,396 - Follows: 9,932 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Glorious Shotgun Princess: Journeyman by Gregg Landsman reviews
Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.
Crossover - White Wolf & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,392 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 4,885 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9957 - Favs: 9,545 - Follows: 6,854 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7603 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5326 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic by Minnionette reviews
Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Akane, Harry P.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U.
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Kidpool the II and the Philosophers Stone by The General Electric reviews
Deadpool has done alot in his life. He's saved entire planets from chaos and destruction, killed many a man and even traveled through time. But now he's raised a son, left on at his door by mistake, a son named Harry Potter. Or Kidpool the II. Whatever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Naruto: Bijuu Chronicles by YetAnotherAnon reviews
Bijuus were not simply self-conscious chakra constructs as ninja believed, but complex beings with complex origins. Some were as blindly malevolent as expected, while others were gifted with a keen mind. How does this affect Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 195,367 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Doctor Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 5,745 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
The Sealed Blade Of The Spiral Ninja by Zekuran reviews
A discovery when Naruto is ten sends him hurtling along a different path. Is the world ready to face Naruto when he is destined to be a legendary Shinobi? Naru/Anko and other pairings. Remeber to read and review, or I'll find you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
The Rock n' Roll Reaper by LightInTheCauldron reviews
Urahara Kisuke was once the most popular musician and record producer in both worlds, until The Incident. Now he has a chance to get back on track, but is it worth it? See my profile for an art contest related to this story!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - K. Urahara, Byakuya K.
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Naruto: Psyche by Shining Pheonix reviews
It all started with a pin. When Naruto found the pin inside the Scroll of Sealing, his mind was opened to a whole new world. With a new team, and new powers, Naruto has more to worry about than just a fox in his head. Namely, everyone else! Naruto/TWEWY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 628 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
The Nature of Love by Nate Grey reviews
6 year olds Gaara and Naruto are exchanged by their villages. Yugito and Akatsuki are locked in a race to unite the last demon vessels. With couples you can't admit you love: GaaraAyame, SasuHina, KakaAnko, InoNaruKin, KibaSaku, IrukaTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 367,306 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10096 - Favs: 12,181 - Follows: 5,044 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
The Ocarina of Time by Peptuck reviews
A black shadow of evil spreads across Hyrule, and all hopes rest upon a lone warrior, his fairy guardian, and the courage in his heart....An in-depth novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,338 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Link
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Resistance Training by SeaCatSD reviews
Naruto's been lacking in certain aspects of his education, but when push comes to shove Tsunade knows just the kunoichi to fill in the gaps. NaruxAnko Mature Content/Slight crack/Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent: The Darkest Era by LT2000 reviews
Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Connected by SeaCatSD reviews
The 4th Hokage’s seal does much more than just keep the Nine-tails chakra at bay. In order to ensure that the demon will one day follow Naruto to the grave their very souls had to be intertwined, and not even the Minato knew what that could mean. NaruxKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Remember the King by drakensis reviews
Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
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Life Starts at Sixteen reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bag of Holding: Plot Bunnies reviews
Ideas I have developed decently, but will likely not continue for the foreseeable future. More plotbunnies may arrive. entry 1: Warning- Time Travel may Hurt Brain
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Yummy Yummy, Love in my Tummy
A short scene where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura wait for Kakashi before missions. This morning, though, Sakura brought a radio playing some unfamiliar music.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sarutobi Deals with a Code Orange reviews
The Hokage deals with an ordinary day in office until a Code Orange stirs up trouble. One-shot. Humor/Parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete