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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

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If you have ever sat one the computer for at least ten hours just reading fan-fictions, paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, bloodsuckingpirates, fantasyfan7,
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile
.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profileI
f you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile
.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
if several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor pro!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to run through your school because your not allowed to copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think when the song "Kiss The Girl" said "Yes, you want her, Look at her, you know you do It's possible she wants you too There's one way to ask her" if you think there are 4 ways to ask ,and you think the ways are, 1) Go and kiss her. 2) Ask her out on a Date. 3) introduce your self, 4) Drug her, Stick a ring on her finger, forge a marriage certificate, and tell her your married, then kiss her whenever you want, Copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have over 300 (or 3000) novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile

If you have more copy and paste things than you really should, copy and paste this too!!

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder why the dad in the Eggo commercials can’t just ask his daughter for the stupid waffles, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(or even if you have)
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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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Time Matters Not by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Robin and Lucina's relationship, from reunion to marriage and beyond. Post-Game Spoilers and absurd amounts of fluff within. IT HAS RISEN FROM THE ABYSS OF TIME
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,615 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan
What Have We Done Now? by RavenclawBeauty14 reviews
Me and seven of my friends have decided to kidnapp all of the Twilight characters and force them to sing! Oh, this should be fun... Rated T for some song choices coming later on! Watch as we make fun of EVERYONE! All canon couples, What else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008
Shy Grins, Cheerful Smiles, and Wry Smirks by MissLe reviews
They were there to protect her from the world. She was there to protect them from themselves. Collection of ItaHinaSasu drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Volturi Application by Alunamai reviews
It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
Red Snow by Wencer reviews
What happens when the sinner and innocence clash? Gaara x Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Forsaken by LonelyWriter42 reviews
Hinata is forsaken by the Hyuga in favor of Hanabi, and Neji is forced to be the servant of the new head, but in a drastic act he betrays his family, his clan, and his duty to find the one he loves. NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,417 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Tales of Kindergarten by Gaara's Little Girl reviews
Sasuke climbed down from the Oak. He looked at the hair-ribbon in his hand, and then at the receding backs of Hinata and his brother. Crouching down, and hugging his knees he had to ask himself, 'Was is worth it' SasuHina-Summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Love's escaping servitude by bookwormkrissy reviews
Bella is a human servant for the volturi, tortured by vampires everyday. Can a simple human find love in a world of monsters? or will the volturi stop at nothing to make her life a living hell? please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by KluTzXCliMbeRX101 reviews
Edward left & He hasn't come back YET & Bella married Jacob, & Bella is pregnant with quadruplets, & each one is either a werewolf, vampire, human, & mixed, what happens when tradgty strikes upon the new forming family & will the Cullens show to save them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,935 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Scream For Me by Moonlit Phantasy reviews
Dreams are not meant to infringe on reality.When they do, the only thing Hinata can do is to call that name, the name of both her salvation and her destruction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,375 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
I'm Alone by Shadow of Midnight reviews
Neji has been alone his whole life. When his curse seal is activated, will his cousin help or just stand by and watch? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
My first Gaara Hinata Story by GaaraFangirl2112 reviews
Gaara is taking a walk one day when he sees that Hinata is about to be raped. He saves her, and a romantic relationship follows. Please NO FLAMES! Not a oneshot. And I know that my stories are rushed, please be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Msn Twilight Style by Dr. Cullen reviews
What is up with Emmett and his Jeep, and Mike and Tyler doing what?, what about some of Bella's questions, and what happens when you stir in a little bit of Dr. Gregory House? And who is this Oliver and what did Charile do? You know you are curious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
It's THat Time of Month, Again by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Timeless by Eternally Dazzled reviews
The Cullens are suspicious when another vampire is in town. Besides not being a "vegetarian" her power is quite dangerous- she can undo time.Not to mention that she has the hots for Edward. Will she stop at nothing to undo Bella and Edward's Relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The CullenAry Arts by Kuroko Meme reviews
What do you get when you send five angry vampires and a clumsy human to Culinary Arts Summercamp? Nothing good, that’s for sure… Second attempt at FF, please be nice! Canon pairings. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,420 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Scarier than a Family of Vampires by Shelby Rae reviews
What happens when Bella is faced with a life threating disease? Read and Review! BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,006 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
To Annoy The Cullens by Alunamai reviews
Eight hundred ways to Annoy the Cullens... We say Eight Hundred because Bella is considered a Cullen in our book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Johnny Boy by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
This is one of them Edward had left and now Bella is a vamp. But, in this one, Bella goes to find the Cullens with the one who changed her, a fouryear old vampire. Johnny Boy is MINE! I got over 200 reviews. Angel is a freshman, just so ya know! Love ya!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Last Chances by FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Training by jasper4ever reviews
The night Jasper taught the Cullens & the pack to fight the newborns, from various POVs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
She's Not That Girl by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Edward muses over the fact that even though he is that boy, the one who is willing to lay out his passion for Bella and proclaim it at a wedding ceremony, she simply isn't that girl. Based on the song I'm Not That Girl from Wicked. EdwardBella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Even If Saving You Sends Me To Heaven by Little.Miss.Eric reviews
Edward turned away as swiftly as possible so that he did not have to look at her anymore, trying as hard as he could to not grab her and kiss each and every inch of her soft, smooth, pale skin and apologized for everything he just told her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Interview With the Vampire by IndentityCrisis reviews
Years after the OD, artemis is interviewed. he has a strange life, with strange people. He also has a dark secret... the title is not to do with Anne rice at all. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Mage Knights by E. C. R. Potter reviews
FINISHED! AU. Farm Girl Hermione's life changes forever when she meets Sir Harry Potter and the Mage Knights. A complete medieval type fantasy world of knights and swordfights, of quests and adventure, and of kings and kingdoms. H/Hr romance epic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,975 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/24/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Vision reviews
“Oh my god, Bella,” I whispered through my sobs. Jasper tensed slightly, but continued to rock me back and forth. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Best Plan Ever reviews
Plankton comes up with his best plan ever to get a Krabby Patty. one shot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Guilt reviews
a one shot from Jasper's point of view of what happend after he attacked Bella during her party in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Left reviews
A poem about Edward leaving Bella. Not much else to say.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Cullen Residence, Emmett Talking reviews
Emmett has a problem with unwanted people calling when he is left alone on a Saturday. I stink at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Cullen Shorts reviews
Little one shots of the Cullens and Bella. Rated t just in case. I don't own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007