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Joined 08-07-07, id: 1345692, Profile Updated: 01-20-08

hello. :)

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uuhh. yeah. hi.

gah. this isn't working. well. like. yeah.


I'm lazy, so I probably WON'T post stories or anything, and most of the time I can't even be bothered to write reviews, so yeah.

Right now, I'm really into Bleach and One-piece stuff. (esp. yaoi. :D)

Hmm. so yeah. I still go to school, living in England, which is a right crap-pot, go to a Saturday only Japanese school, and a regular one, (which stinks)(both of them)(stink) uuh. I LOVE fish, pirates(better than ninjas!), love music(but it's not my life), love friends&family, and drawing, and making random stories in my head.

I'm not that great at writing stories though.

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Muse by The Eternity Dragon reviews
The person who had told him relationships were simple should taken out and shot as far as Sasuke was concerned. He'd never been so stressed in his life, it was like bringing order to chaos. NaruSasu Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,167 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Check and Balance by jacob reviews
All good things must come to an end, in this case the good thing is privacy. Hitsugaya knew that eventually his relationship with Ichigo would come out, but he never expected it to happen the way it did. [IchiHitsu SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
Bullet by Mako75 reviews
AU NaruSasuNaru A collection of oneshots centering about Naruto and Sasuke. Random love, random annoyance, random sweetness, random anger, random sex, more random love and some more randomness. It's all good. Will contain various couples
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Remains by emonaru reviews
You don't understand...I just killed my best friend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fallen Woman by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In a drowning city, the hunt for Innocence leaves Allen, Kanda, and Lavi in a bizzarre guise. But even when the mission means going undercover in a whorehouse, they've got a job to do and personal feelings and opinions are only in the way.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,968 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Whose little slut by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto is adopted by Orochimaru. Extreme M rated. OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What I can never say by The Eternity Dragon reviews
It’s their second kiss, the first being the one Naruto gave him behind the boys’ lockers in the changing rooms after he’d accused Sasuke of spraining his wrist. SasuNaru oneshot complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Walls by chocolateee reviews
Sasuke, Naruto suddenly asked one day, if you had the chance to know when you would die, would you take it? Sasuke never believed in miracles until he met Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
GoshiijinSama by Pay Backs a Bitch reviews
Kanda hates cats, and Allen loves them. How can Allen make Kanda see the beauty of three tiny kittens? Well, the best way is the sneaky, dirty, cheating way. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The King and the Clown by Yue-eternal reviews
The code of Konohagakure clearly states that when an heir to the throne wishes to take over the kingdom, he or she must be married first in order to do so. He had to follow the rules. After all, who wouldn’t want a bride like that? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chalk Graffiti by Nozomi-sama reviews
That scribbled mess of color on the sidewalk is for all the eyes that wish to see it. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On His Hands and Knees by Makayla reviews
A little something in minor protest against all the conventional smut. NaruSasu, with some disregard of canon. It gets a little cute towards the end, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! Yaoi/PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do the Math by jacob reviews
Wherein the equation of quantity: Robots, plus Factor-X x quantity: Lavi, plus Allen, equals True Love is solved for factor X, but not without some difficulties along the way. Slash, Yaoi, Shounen-Ai, Lavi/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Winter Wonderland by The Arena reviews
complete! Sasuke and Naruto have gone to Norway on their 5 year anniversary... and I imagine you can guess the rest. Yaoi SasuNaru LEMONSMUT R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New year promises by Parkourgal reviews
Kyo is left alone at the house with Yuki at new years. After reading an entry in Yuki's Journal, what will happen? Better than it sounds, honestly... Warning: LEMON! Complete
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Prince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shiver by Kami Takai reviews
One Night Zoro wakes to a strange sound...Read to find out what it is... Sorry that I posted the wrong one... I'v just been so crazy lately, it seems that my brain has melted... Well this is the right one a SanjiXZoro with Zoro as uke! Yay! One Shot! sorr
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Dire Hearts by JD01 reviews
It's about growing up. It's about feelings, living and friendship. It's about muggy weather, tepid beer, naked bodies and thirteen mistakes. When the boy from his past he wished to forget comes back a man, the world Sasuke once knew crumbles. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect Smile by jacob reviews
A story about how one thing can quickly lead to another, and a discussion on the nature of smiles as relating to the practices of Bookmen. LaviAllen Slash Shounenai Yaoi... it's a queer love story, get it?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Sexually Frustrated by demonlifehealer reviews
Hichi is tired of Ichigo being sexually frustrated, so he makes up a hormone mixture that makes his king attractive who whoever he runs into....and guess who finds him? Grimmichi, GinHitsu in later chapters.Anal, fluff, and possible Mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,335 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Tangled chains by Mystic-Minstrel reviews
Zecclay has joined the Akatsuki and finished her first mission, someone has been watching her, Zecclay is my own character, non of the other characters belong to me DeidaraXZecclay Contains Lemoney goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Deidara
The Sexy Vipers by animeizmylife reviews
19 yr. old Naruto Uzumaki is on his way to college, but one event leads to another when he gets lost on the way. Boy meets girl, girl tries to rape boy, boy changes girl's views on men and the world
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Krokador reviews
Song fic song by Three Days Grace. Sakura and Ino, fighting. Or is it really fighting? [Yuri & lemon. You've been warned.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Nostalgic Love by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Sakura was a typical school student, at the oddest school ever, when dreams of something familiar start plaguing her, but just as this starts, a new girl comes to town, and sakura has more of a connection with her then she thinks. [SakuraxIno, LEMONS] [AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,879 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Five thing Nami found out about Zoro by Duplicity-of-Ler reviews
...while sleeping with him. End Title. Nami was always a smart girl. She made use of everything. But his case turned out a lot more interesting.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Secrets of the Night by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are forced to share tent by accident on a mission and things turn pretty intimate. How do Sasuke cope? And WHAT is Naruto doing! SasuxNaru, NejixGaara and hints of ShikaxTemari in later chaps. YAOI, SEVERE LIMENESS! Dont like, dont read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,719 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Day Will Turner Woke Up Gay by LinLin reviews
He preferred something a bit more fashionable. With a shiny buckle. ... Whatever it was about this particular day, it had Will Turner in a fine mood. So fine, in fact, that he felt the sudden urge to bathe and put on something... pretty.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Cost of Fame by Anguissette reviews
[SasuNaru] It is common knowledge that the entertainment world is a cut throat business. In order to get the big break one has to sleep with someone with authority. Is Naruto willing to sacrifice his virginity to get his big break?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It Never Hugs Back by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is broke. And in order to obtain money, he forces his oblivious friend to go on dates with guys who had their eyes on the blond for quite a while. But was he supposed to fall in love with the idiot too? This could prove hectic... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanna Bet? by Ureko reviews
A bet gone wrong and Kiba finds himself stuck in the middle. But strangely, he can’t seem to care. Warning: Leman, language & Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sai, Kiba I. - Complete
I love the Bath by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a little fun in the bath. Uchihacest with a twist! SasuxIta..Warning: Lemon, Yaoi, Kinkyness, and weirdness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love and Lust within Lavender Eyes by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Warning: Rated M for a pretty good reason. Do not read if the following offends you : Rape Sex Naughty Language etc. etc. This story contains lemons, and so on. There, you've been warned. Sum: Naruto gets fed up with Hinata's timidity and decides to do so
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Desperation of Love by o0Kae-lyn0o reviews
Embracing his inner demon, Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke home at all costs - even if it means losing his own humanity to save Sasuke's. NaruSasu One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete