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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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In January 2009 I.Need.Imagination (formerly Mary Alice de Whitlock Brandon) translated If There Were No Monsters and No Magic to Spanish. Thank you! Here's the link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4811344/1/

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still Fighting by Miss Saigon reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Still Alive', Harry Potter and his ghostly friend Draco Malfoy still have a lot of work to do. They have failed to destroy Voldemort's weapon. Meanwhile, Harry's friends try to adjust to him being still alive.. and fighting. AU (Canon to OOtP only, SA universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,276 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distress Call by Kryptaria reviews
Before Holmes and Watson, before 007 and Q, they were John and James: patriots, students, thrillseekers.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/19/2012 - James Bond/007, John W. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow People by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
During their sixth year, Malfoy and Potter meet in a corridor each night, as Malfoy struggles to move and Potter tries to smother their shadows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
i'm new in the city, but i'm down for the night by scarlettblush reviews
Derek glares hard. 'I'm a pretty good kisser,' he says stiffly, before slamming the pot down hard on the table. Scott and Allison don't even move an inch. 'Uh, I'm straight,' Stiles says faintly. 'Of course you are,' Jackson adds in, voice delicate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Words Like Sparks by kototyph reviews
Wherein Stiles writes songs, Derek sings them and there may or may not be hot backstage sex. Gift!fic for Saucery.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Scars by DeepBlueSomewhere reviews
Five times that James T. Kirk's scars cost him something, and one time that they gave him something instead. Warnings for triggery material. One-Shot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
History by AutumnDawn21 reviews
He wasn't supposed to read those books, the ones with the pictures of prisoners from a war long ago. It wasn't supposed to happen to him, either. Tarsus-fic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
If All Our Days Are Numbered by Min Daae reviews
Pre-series. Peter and Neal Caffrey, stuck in orbit. The first draft of "We Few, We Happy Few" from the other direction.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25057 - Favs: 12,184 - Follows: 8,236 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love Affairs of HJ Potter by AkoyaMizuno reviews
A collection of one shots about the love life of Harry Potter. Various pairings; slash and heterosexual. Mostly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Only One in a Mask by KrisEleven reviews
Gordon stood and stared. Not at the unconscious bodies the fleeing men had left behind, but at the face Batman's mask had covered. How could the Dark Knight of Gotham be this man?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
Loyalties by Mockorange7 reviews
Post Point Blank piece written before Season 3 . Organized Crime wants to borrow Neal. Peter, still smarting over Neal's betrayal in order to go after Fowler, has no objections to Neal being out of his hair and someone else's problem for a while.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
shelter by Lovelybrutal reviews
Winner of 1st place public & 2nd place judges' vote in the "A Love Like Fire" contest. Edward is alone, and he likes it that way. One night, a candy bar wrapper changes everything. Sometimes love is like a disaster. AH, rated M. Dark themes. Not fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Make It Home by DeepBlueSomewhere reviews
Jim's been getting headaches, Bones insists that you can't really bury the past, and Spock catches a glimpse of something he wasn't meant to see. Kirk, Spock, McCoy friendship -COMPLETE-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,080 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Official Bureau Response by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Missing Scene from Point Blank. What happened after Diana 'cuffed Neal?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Neal C., Diana - Complete
A StakeOut, A FakeOut and a makeout by CarolineIsThine reviews
Veronica and Logan go on a stake-out. Set one month after the Series Finale. One-shot.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,463 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Times Jim Stood Up For His Crew by Protector of Canon2 reviews
and the one time they returned the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
You and Me by notevenhere reviews
Sirius babysits Harry for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Good Boy by KrisEleven reviews
Marine wants out of Vernon Dursley's funeral; she hadn't even liked him! Instead, she gets in the middle of a very private conversation between Petunia and Harry and learns about family, and the goodness of that 'troubled' Potter boy from next door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sentence by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Peter has a few words for Neal Caffrey after the kid hears his sentence. Pre-series one-shot.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Dust In My Eyes by pathera reviews
It's not too long after they meet that Leonard McCoy begins to realize something bad is lurking in Jim's past. And he becomes determined to find out just what it is. Lots of hurt Jim and comfort! One-shot. Jim/Bones friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/24/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 324 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seedling by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
He was a compassionate, curious boy with far too much optimism who had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day, when Tom had felt lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Caterpillar Wine by gallantcorkscrews reviews
How the canon characters could change and remain the same if they lived for very long time. Not set in some unrecognizable future—this time period looks exactly like the present. The core is ExB w/ a slew of non-canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Child by Romann reviews
Godric hadn't known quite how possessive he was until he became a maker.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Ugly Little Boy by whitehound reviews
100-word drabble. She was sure she would love him forever, no matter what her sister thought....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 147 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wonderful Tonight by Justine Lark reviews
“And the wonder of it all is you just don’t realize how much I love you…” Edward’s POV of a party with Bella and their Forks High classmates, set during Eclipse. Includes drinking, dancing and Alice! A fluffy, in-canon entry to the Epic T-Rated contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Ever Bring Me Flowers by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Summary: Bones tries to bring a little romance into a friends-with-benefits relationship, putting his foot in his mouth in the process. K-Mc Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Word of Power by KrisEleven reviews
There is always a moment between uttering the word and the power it brings. Arram knew this, and yet- on the run and alone- he never expected the consequences of one word to be shaped by so much more than the magic.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Numair S. - Complete
How the Grays Stole Christmas by Stef reviews
Complete! Newly-wed villains Sylar and Elle decide to crash the Petrelli family Christmas party. Madness and chaos ensue. Family dysfunction! Playing favorites! Peter whines! Total crack.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Elle B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
By the Fireside by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. After a busy evening, James goes to Sirius’s house to collect his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Tease by Alaylia reviews
Sequel to Need and Indulge. When "just this once" turns into, "as often as possible," Jace and clary learn just how hard it is to keep a secret. Jace/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Forgotten Character: Leah's Story by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
R&R please! After "The Happily Ever After" everyone has a fairy tale ending... Except one. What does Leah Clearwater do now that Jacob is so blissfully happy and she's still miserable? Based after Breaking Dawn's final chapter. No random twists.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,826 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
History With Jasper by kentuckydreamer6 reviews
Its just an ordinary day in history class with Edward and Jasper,but what happens when the teacher insults the Confederate army?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Daddy by Metroid13 reviews
Kyle Reese is always dead. And always a hero. Reflections from John and the final moments before Kyle steps through the time portal. Takes place during Dungeons and Dragons.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kyle R., John C. - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5316 - Favs: 9,625 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 454 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter Finds Joy by Deadwoodpecker reviews
After death reunion. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Chapter 7 is up! Feel free to tell me where you want Harry to go in the next chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,530 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Diaries of Two Women Driven Insane By Potters by casually-obsessed reviews
Read Hermione and Lily's thoughts as they cling onto sanity and their feelings for two messy, ravenhaired boys. LJ, HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Fighting Chance by xX.Padfoot.Xx reviews
Beka and her Dogs come across another bar fight, but what happens when it's a setup to get Beka on her own? And why do they keep mentioning a certain Rogue? BekaRosto
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Tortall
Haecceity by EleanorRigbee reviews
494 was five years old the first time someone kissed him and he spent a month in solitary for it...
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Alec - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If Thunder Don't Get You Then the Lightning Will by eurydice13 reviews
Six first times Jo knew she was finally a hunter. Oneshot, gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Growing Up Is the Best Revenge by eurydice13 reviews
Dean notices Jo. Sam notices Dean. Futurefic, DeanJo.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Question by Philyra912 reviews
A series of five drabbles in the strictest sense of the term, meaning EXACTLY 100 words. On the eve of the Final Battle, everyone is asking the same question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Book by HighEmpress reviews
Complete! Harry finds himself in another world where his parents are alive. He gets a second chance to stop Voldemort's return. But everything is not as perfect as he thought it would be. Will Harry's wish for a different life backfire? Pls read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,753 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Master Salmalin by Wild Magelet reviews
Complete. DaineNumair fluff. It's Midsummer's Eve and everyone in Tortall is enjoying the romance and passion in the air. Everyone, it seems, except Daine. If only a certain mage wasn't being so darn noble...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Declaration by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot set after Revelations; yet another step in Daine and Numair's relationship. Rating for sexual content.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Revelations by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot: Daine and Numair, their relationship strengthening daily, face their next hurdle--having their friends find out about them. Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews my work.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Trouble Rebounds reviews
Though he has defeated Voldemort, Harry remains restless and frustrated. He tries to find peace by travelling back in time to the Marauders' era...but there can be no peace while the Dark Lord lives. Includes other characters from Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,342 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., James P.
If There Were No Monsters and No Magic reviews
Alternate future. What if there were no monsters and no magic, and Edward, fully human, is a hundred and four when Bella meets him? They will always be kindred spirits, no matter their ages. Nothing pedophilic, I swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distinguish reviews
[Oneshot][STRONG T] A troubled Angelina tries to sort out her feelings for the Weasley twins. [Post DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
One Thousand Minutes reviews
[Drabbles] A series of drabbles about experiences shared by the Marauders and Lily, during and after their time at Hogwarts, told from different perspectives. First up: Sorting. Will include such themes as First Kiss, Graduation, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
The Prince's Tale reviews
[HP spoilers] [LilySeverus] Severus takes a chance with Lily in the library, and it affects far more things than he'd like. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete