Poultry Man
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Joined 08-07-07, id: 1345935, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans.


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Well this is it…My profile page. I’m sure you wanted to see it, being as you clicked your way here. Well let’s get this going then-um, hmm. Where to start?

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I write Teen Titans fanfiction, but if you’re here you probably already know that. I’m a BBRAE shipper primarily. I have no problem with other pairings. I’m just not the religious devotee for them I am for the House of Green & Blue I have shoes that are green and blue, I have some outfits that are green and blue, and I even have a green pen that writes blue, no joke. Actually, upon reflection, I may have a problem.

Most of my stories are sort of comedic, and sometimes stretch their legs into the deep and terrifying realm of –emotion. Only sometimes, though. Other than that I don’t know what else to say. Yep, that’s it. Thanks for stopping by.

Here are some quotes

Here dwells a snake, one thousand miles long

Coiled, one thousand miles deep

Eyes like candy, It has eyes like candy

Hard and blue, but soft as kittens feet

Out of sight or in the element of light

It could be a devil, It could be an angel

With spiders inside a vision from hell

Its spine is a vertical scream

Slow as concrete, blurred as a dream

It spins round and down on an axis of atrocity

Fueled by inertia, depth, radius, and velocity,

Its soul- a twisted wreckage of despair and pain

And the spiders inside are just praying for rain

Killing time killing time

And praying for rain

One thousand miles deep

- Despair,

James O’barr

That would have more profound without the hat.


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Paved Paradise by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven didn't instantly regain her age at The End of the fight against Trigon, but the most reclusive of the Teen Titans will be back to normal before anyone notices she's gone. Right? Unrepentant kid-fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Whitewater by GuardianSaiyoko reviews
A collection of short stories about the Teen Titans, mainly exploring implied scenes in the series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,343 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Origins by Redbyrd reviews
Hopefully an original take on how the Titans first met as teenagers and decided to form a crime fighting team.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,436 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Robin - Complete
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All Things Being Equal reviews
Time is a river flowing through eternity. It is deep and winding. The relfections it casts are born of glory, and of pain. They are with us always. They encroach on our every action. Raven understands this. It does not mean she is at peace with it.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Raven
All The Old Familar Places reviews
Beast Boy has something important to say.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
SSDD reviews
In the end, all jobs are the same.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Retch reviews
Sometimes we go to extremes to avoid hurting somone's feelings.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Raven - Complete
Night Terrors reviews
Starfire seeks comfort from an inexplicable panic attack.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Tea & Sympathy reviews
A late night encounter on Christmas Eve.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete