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Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

I'm a typical girl. I live in a typicial house, big yard, dog, and a twin to boot. He's in to FF too but his ego won't let him admit he likes it. I've told him to start and account I even came up with a screen name for him, Pain_in_her_Aft. he wasn't amused. I love to write. I've been writing FF since before I knew other people did it too. I've been lurking around this site for a couple of years now and finally decided to fire up an account. Someday I may finish a story to my satisfaction and actually post it.

I like lots of movies but I LOVE: Transformers, Cruel Intentions, The Boondock Saints, Earth Girls are Easy, Rocky Horror/Shock Treatment and Reefer Maddness the musical. There is just something special about watching a movie where a guy dressed like Vegas Jesus sings about saying no to pot. Ya know I just noticed I have a thing for really messed up musicals. Learn something new every day. That being said I also have a strange taste in music. I love older stuff from the 50's to the 80's I like techno, hard rock, alternative and dare I say it David Hassehoff (but only if he's singing in German) My brother likes to ask me If I murdered my taste in music of did it commit sucide. One of my absolute favorite songs is Drive by The Cars. I could listen to this song for hours. I've loved it since I was 15 and I'll love it till I die or go deaf which ever comes first.

Aparently I should have put my plot bunnies on the pill because they have been breeding like..well...like bunnies. There's like a gazillion of them in the holding pen, even with the ones Spence poached. (evil eye) Did you really think I wouldn't notice? Yeah and while I'm at it I'd like to apologise to the world in general for the fact my brother finally took my advice and started an account. If he starts to get uppity message me and I'll tell you his first name. That'll shut him up in ten seconds or less.

I am offically a Nerd now. Ok so I've always been a nerd but I got adopted by the International Nerd Herd and it's just awsome.

Ok Not to be out done by my brother I shall now add my own random Mother moment.

Mother: " Isabelle I don't like the idea of you two moving in to that house together."

"Ok Mother, why not?"

Mother: "People will say you and your brother are doing something (whispers) unnatual."

Spencer: "That's why we're moving farther into the hills Mother, There no one will object to our love."

THUD

"Way to go you moron you, killed our mother, and just for the record EWWWW!"

Spencer: "So I guess this means we won't be having a little mongeloid kid to sit on the steps and play the banjo?"

Favorite Quotes

"I'd just like to say that being crowned this months Miss August is like a compliment I'll rember for as long as I can." Julie Brown

Shawn "Pete? Pete?"

Ed "Oi Prick!"

Both "He's not home."

Stacy "I love the Lion King it's so sweet."

Me (eyeroll) "Yeah a little lion cub tryin to bang his half sister. Real sweet"

Stacy (agast) "What?"

Me "Come on Stac One male lion in the Pride. You gotta admit it's a little VC Andrews."

Random Amuseing Conversations I've Overheard.

James: "Dude your seriously lucky you live with three chicks, and your only related to one of them.

Spencer: "It's nothing like pornos made it out to be. The half naked pillow fights followed by hot shower action never happen, And I swear if you heard some of the thing they talk about your dick would offically become For Display Only."

James: "Their chicks how bad could it be?"

Spencer: "You got any idea how hard it is to eat a bowl of ramen while listening to a conversation about who hacked up the bigger gob of mucuse that day?"

James: "Ew."

Spencer: "Exactly."

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Resuming Life by ladyjulianna reviews
chapter 114 is now up: I love questions in reviews they keep me going and give me ideas!. The story is about Mikaela, Sam, bumblebee and Jazz bonded as the new Allspark and how life keeps going. The pic is mix of megan fox and Shia thats what sprite would look like with blue eyes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 392,521 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 214,093 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
It Was You by GildartsGirl923 reviews
Hotshot x OC, Sideswipe x OC, Megatron x OC, and a little Starscream and Optimus OC's The transformers come to earth and some fall in love with humans how will they deal... seriously to hilarious, read at your own danger!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,085 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sideswipe, Megatron
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Protector by Raven06 reviews
IronhidexOC Ironhide is assigned to watch over Sam and Bee during the school year to make sure the school wont be targeted by the remaining Decepticon’s. What will happen when he meets a girl having bullying problems?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,065 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ironhide
No Rest For The Weary Redux by Draygon-Icewing reviews
It has been six months since the destruction of the Sun Harvester. With most of the Decepticons having left Earth or in hiding, NEST's attention turns outward to searching for any more Autobot survivors. Instead, they find the war has only just begun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007
No Regrets by oriental-pearl reviews
Oneshot. Inuyasha reflects on the last three years that he was separated from Kagome until he realizes that after a month of being reunited, she wasn't acting herself. What's a poor hanyou to do but jump to reasonable conclusions?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Gold and Silver by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Their love has been hidden for a millennia, can a trip to earth and a two human sisters change that? SilverboltXOC Goldwing Will have robot smut, samxbee COMPLETED last and final chappy up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Movie Star by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
A Whole New You ReEdited! by Bunny-Butler reviews
Magic can be a real pain as our boy Meyers finds out the hard way. Movie based and reedited to no longer be an unreadable block of text. Forgive my past tackiness and enjoy! *Now Complete!*
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Burying the Hatchet by ShyLight reviews
In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
to submit is to surrender by Dendey reviews
This is the sequel to 'to surrender is to submit'. Again created in a coauthored effort with Xobit Prime. This time starring not only Megatron and Starscream but Thundercracker and Skywarp as well!...I can hardly believe this is a WIP...DISCONTINUED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Persephone and Hades by Kali-Red reviews
Jack would be better off if she were still dead, but Lord Marshal Riddick has other plans for her. Sequel to COR. This is a raw, disturbing story, rated M for violence, sexual content, bad language, and a worse attitude.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,365 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Breaking Point by Moeyjo reviews
Sometimes a life of constant danger gets to be a little too much. When Kagome's about to break, at least there's someone there to hold her together. InuKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Favours by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete. Postmovie. It all started when Sam did the Allspark a favour...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Sittin at a bar by Cereal-Rapist-Spencer reviews
Just a random little piece with OC's DarkCloud and SilverShot, and the Twins for that added little bonus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
More Fragging Paperwork by amidoh reviews
Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Ghost Stories by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Time is so Important by sweetloveallowed reviews
Barricade kidnaps Mikaela to get to Sam.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007
It's A Family Thing by cheary-kur reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Sam's never been very good at secrets... especially when it came to keeping them from his older sister Annie. But how in the world do you go about hiding a secret when it's sitting as plain as day in your driveway? OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
SMUT: WTF, part two by The Laughing Platypus reviews
The sequel to my WTF story. 25 ONESHOTS dedicated to love, passion and well.. Smut. THIS FIC CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT, SLASH AND SUBJECT MATTER THAT MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS. If you can't handle it, don't read. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Crossing the Line by Goldendreams257 reviews
[movieverse] It started off as a simple game but Bumblebee and Jazz soon learn that there's more to Sam and Mikaela than they originally thought. ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Such is Life: The Spark by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,356 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Frenzy - Complete
A story of Sparks and Men by Iris magic reviews
This is a story of one Man Will Lennox, one Decepticon Megatron, and the unaviodable clash between them, with the rest of the world trying to keep at least one of them alive. This story is dark and not for light hearted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,448 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Once more hunted by FullmetalScruffs reviews
A little bit of déja vu between Bee and Sam. Slash. Light lemon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Tra La La by MouseDragon reviews
SONGFIC ONESHOT Ellie and Hot Rod. Prepare to wet yourself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Obstruction of Justice by Ultimate Raisin reviews
The two remaining Decepticons seek vengeance against the Autobots, but Sam is the one who pays.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
Slip of the Tongue by vericus reviews
G1 - He's a warrior now, but once he was an artist...and sometimes his artist's eye decides to make itself known in the most disturbing way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sunstreaker, Slag - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The untold story of the Transformers by star gazing girl reviews
If you thought you knew the Transformers, think again! I had to do a good deal of reading private journals and dumpster diving to find this stuff, but I have it! Rated T
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007
Car Troubles! by LaylaBinx reviews
A short series of cute one shots. BumblebeeXSam[sorta], IronhideXAnnabelle, OptimusXMaggie, RatchetXMikaela, JazzXEpps. Just for fun! Hope you like it! Sorry I had to change the title![grin] It was too long!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
Stranded in the Dark by Shadows Light reviews
What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,639 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Test Drive by LaylaBinx reviews
Epps has an interesting, if somewhat insulting conversation with the car he's test driving. Rated for language and stupid comebacks galore! Huzzah!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Baby Mine by MouseDragon reviews
A happy ending to a tragic event, leaves the question of... How many Autobot's does it take to raise a baby?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Like It Should Be by Tiberias reviews
BeexSam but also SamxMikaela fanfiction Bee wonders about his relationship with Sam and why Sam doesn't leave Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Bouncer by LaylaBinx reviews
Maggie gets some unexpected help after a rough night out. Rated for attempted rape and violence. Fluffy stuff as well! Hope you like!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Here We Go Now by Minishini reviews
It’s been twentyfour years since the battle to save earth. Sam and Mikaela are happily married, and have their only little family to care for. Their eldest daughter, Lori, is about to depart for college when things go awry. Based off the 2007 Movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,533 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Arachno What? by Hoodoo reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Fire In The Dark by Wolfa Moon reviews
MovieVerse Myers has a bad dream. First fanfic for HB please be kind.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/31/2005
Somewhere by The Talismaniac reviews
Somewhere, Murphy knows they had their happy ending. (Rated for character death.)
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Shades Of Grey by Dee Bradfield reviews
LINKVERSE SERIES - PART ONE. AU Season Five. B/S. Spike experiments with some psychic stuff and there are unusual consequences.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Shaken by Julbie reviews
An earthquake has interesting consequences for Spike and Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
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Some Mechs just can't hold their high grade reviews
Starscream had a bit too much to drink. Total Randomness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Gutter Mind reviews
Bee has a dirty mind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Support Group reviews
Ever wonder what goes on with your inactive stories?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete