NeedsmoarDelta
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Joined 08-08-07, id: 1346456, Profile Updated: 03-10-10
Author has written 17 stories for Gossip Girl, South Park, Clique, Misc. Books, Cartoon X-overs, Charles Dickens, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

I haven't updated this profile since I was sixteen. Damn, I feel old now.

Either way, welcome to the seventh circle of Hell, bitches.

I'm Delta. Or D. Or Casa. Or Tucker. Or Toph.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not flame. This is actually an accoutn I made when I first joined. Don't bother reading the stories, they suck.

I am:

Jewish

In love

RvB fanatic

A writer

Spritual

Bipolar

Sexeh

I like:

Tucker

Delta

Blue Team

Ice cream

Chocolate

Sex (who doesn't?)

Lolita (Japanese fashion, not the fetish)

Reading

Writing

History

Quotable Quotes:

"The hardest part of falling is getting back up.
But those who won't get back up are their own biggest problem."- Melreincarn ( Luv ya, Mel!) XD

"MACRO FLOOD NOW. To the frilly bitch mobile!"- Celticfreefall

"Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that."- Stan Marsh

"much madness is divinest sense to a disconcerting eye"- Emily Dickinson

"Only in Rococo- elegant yet in bad taste, extravagant yet defiant and lawless- can I discover the meaning of life"- Momoko, Shimotsuma monogatari

"Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over...Death is not anything...death is not...It's the absence of presence, nothing more...the endless time of never coming back...a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes no sound..."- Guildenstern; Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead

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Regret by air maiden reviews
They told her she was pregnant. And when each did, Toph felt angry enough to bite the head of the father. Whoever he was, he was seriously in big, big, big- Taang, Tokka, Toko. Please R and R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Toph
A Neapolitan Love Story by the Zoshi reviews
Sometimes, you can't decide on just one flavor. Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? ...how about all three at once? CrackTP Neapolitan Slash Pairing: CKK updated 03 06 09
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,789 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Cartoon Hollywood by Yellowfur reviews
What's a cancelled cartoon to do in Toonbiz? This fic stars the Eds with others in a 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' type of environment after they get fired and just try to be happy.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The It Girl: The next generation by BeccaElizabeth reviews
The next generation of Owls has arrived! Maddy, Ava, Zach, Hailey, and Sean intend to give their parents a run for their money as the most legendary class. But is Waverly big enough to hold all of them? Only time and heaps of drama will tell.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Bloody Hell, A Talking Hat! by karniverous pineapple reviews
Set after SBHFS. Georgia and the gang are at school the next week, where they are summoned to Slims office. Waiting for them is an old man who goes by the name of Professor Dumbledore. That's right: the Ace Gang go to Hogwarts! ooo updated
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,512 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
His Greatest Battle by avatarjk137 reviews
At Jumba's funeral, Stitch gives a strange speech. When Lilo asks him about it later, she learns more than she ever wanted to know about her lover's greatest battle. Oneshot, StitchxLilo? Warning: Dark and twisted.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
The Best Pirate I’ve Ever Seen by piewacket reviews
James and Katherine Norrington indulge in a game of Captured Commodore and Evil Pirate Wench. This is a one shot for The Fireplace Writing Challenge #2: OCs.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - James N. - Complete
Minimum Wage by Sushi Bowl reviews
Massie is forced to get a job. Set in late summer.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
RedRedRed by Yellowfur reviews
Smiling face, teeth showing. "I'm not a cutter!" Claire-centric, angsty oneshot, rated T for a few swear words and a graphic scene.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Dodging From Fate by Freiheit1692 reviews
COMPLETED! A girl who disguises as a male pickpocket finds her fate intertwined with the Artful Dodger. Fagin's gang ambushes her and upon uncovering her identity, she is traded into prostitution. When a rescue attempts fails, will fate intervene?
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
The Sandwich by Honour Society reviews
In which Massie eats a sandwich as big as her head, learns an important life lesson and has an epiphany. Not necessarily in that order. No pairings. First in the “Massie's Epiphanies” oneshot series.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
When Seasons Collide by Paperleaf reviews
Careless chatter among the four friends about smoothies and homosexuals as they enjoy the outdoors and Cartman gets sentimental. Awwww. :D Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Revelations by heartstoppin reviews
Maybe he was telling her something. Maybe he wasn't. Either way, she knew she was about to find out. Oneshot, written for the Christmas fic exchange. This is for you, Casa, now TophReincarnated!
Clique - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cocytus by piewacket reviews
Admiral James Norrington realizes that there is a price to pay for every action. This is a one shot written for the Fireplace challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
How to Write a Movie Parody by Dracozombie reviews
With this simple five step guide, you too will know how to write different, awesome, and UNIQUE movie parodies and become just like every other author in the Cartoon Crossovers section! Yays! Rated T for some language.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Mr Brightside by snuggled reviews
Henrietta is having trouble dealing with her group, and everyone seems to be in a gloomier mood than usual. A fic centered around the Goth Kids. Also includes Kenny, with some subtle slash. Warning for language and slight sexual content. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Blair Waldorf by Honour Society reviews
A OneShot in which Blair experiences the seven deadly sins. And returns to the confessional. Some swearing, i.e. f word... Major spoilers for Blair Waldorf Must Pie! Minor spoilers for epis to come. EDITED.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
No Such Luck by Yellowfur reviews
Massie peeked out the window again, her freshly manicured nails resting on the glass of the window, chilled by the November air. This time, she was checking the driveway to see if her father was home yet. No such luck. Thanksgiving themed oneshot, late!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
The Beauty Elite by Yellowfur reviews
When Massie comes back, she finds that the Beauty elite has taken over! How can her clique send them out? Takes place after Dial L for Loser. Now, what will happen when both cliques have to meet a famous band at the same time? Review or Bean will cry.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006
The Irish Had It Right by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of Cszemis and BroflovskiFan. See Stan drink. See Kyle drink. See Stan and Kyle cope with drinking.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Small Steps reviews
In that moment, Toph defied her parents, her upbringing, her life, once and for all. She gave herself completely to her passion and struggled to discover who she was. Oneshot for Rowena DeVandal's challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Toph - Complete
Moon River reviews
A guy. A girl. One destined to follow her heart, and make no apologies for it. The other bends to society whims, and apologizes for her. Lolita and uptight Lit teacher. The most unlikely of pairs, and therefore the most destructive.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Fresh are the Roses reviews
Oliver Twist. In one night, Emily's entire world collapsed. Lost, alone, and penniless, she has no one to turn to. Until a certain pickpocket lends her a hand. OC-centric; for F/R's challenge.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Addiction reviews
Def:the state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming. A series of angsty drabbles featuring various cartoon characters. The question is, what is your vice?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Hanging by a Slender Thread reviews
When Heidi finds herself in Hell, Kenny puts his immortality on the line to help her unravel the mysterious circumstances behind her death. But apperances can be deceiving and Kenny uncovers more than he bargained for. Penname changed from Lunagrrl180.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Kenny M.
Miniature Disasters reviews
Walking in the abandoned ward, you wonder if you'll ever get better. You wonder if you are strong enough to make it. Massie-centric, rated T because I feel like it. Oneshot.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Massie Block: Demon Hairdresser of Birch Street reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd in which Massie's daughter is a wannabe emo falling in love at first sight and Massie is consumed with getting her revenge on Claire, who stole her boyfriend. I'm not sure about the rating, as it will get kind of gory.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Massie Meets her Match, revisited reviews
South Park Clique crossover. It's a new school year at the now coed OCD and four new kids have arrived, turning Massie's world upside down. With twisted revenge plots, romance and a certain hand puppet, 8th grade is going to be anything but ordinary.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Grenadine reviews
Lilo was tired of her job as a bartender. Tired of dealing with people in general, especially Chester. When a heartbroken Stan stumbles into the bar, sparks fly........
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Massie and Chris share a private moment at the Rivera's holiday party. ChrisMassie. My fic for the Secret Santa Clique Exchange.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Broken reviews
A hospitalized Blair reminisces about her relationship with Chuck. Slightly AU.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Who said that popularity is overrated? reviews
Lola is more than ready to step out of her artistic shell and become the girl she has always to be. The problem is, she attracted the wrong guy. KylexLola, KylexRebecca, StanxLola.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Kyle B.
The Price of Beauty reviews
A Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister oneshot. The scene at the marketplace from Clara's point of view.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Stars reviews
Porschea muses about life,revealing a deeper side to the ditzy Raisins girl.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Regrets reviews
It's Wendy's senior year, and after she makes a huge mistake, can she convince Stan to get back together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B.
A Waverly Owl reviews
An it girlSouth Park fanfic. what happens when Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman arrive at Waverly? And who will be kicked out? Takes place after unforgettable.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Red poof ball hat reviews
I randomly came up with this at midnight. oneshot. please R&R
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Stan M. - Complete
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