Hmmmmmm where to begin... Well I was just flipping through my profile and I looked up my stats and wow, people are looking at my profile!

For safety reasons this profile has been rated "M" read at your own risk.

Now I can easily assume that this is just the authors I am reading/reviewing/stalking, (mostly the last one) But hey, who knows, maybe some random people just happened upon my profile and are thinking, wow, what a dull guy, no profile, just a blank space. So I decided to finally fix that!.

Name: ok creeper, take a step back...

Age: 22

Sex: bondage mostly

Gender: male.

Marital status: miserably single. (she slept with my friggin friend, wtf!).... they didn't even let me take any pictures... sob

mental status: disturbing. (I still say I am fine but everyone around me thinks I am nuts, so it must be everyone else is losing it.)

E-mail: Nameramthgin@ (contact me for anything!)((seriously, I subscribe to pointless newsletters so that I feel like I have someone to talk too... I'm so sad... HUG ME!! (I'm squishy! :D )))

Hobbies: stalking, being stalked (stalkers are friends that don't quite :D ) Origami is a major one. Once i choose which model to use as my avatar I will upload the pick. I am also a huge fan of various fanfiction sites and I have a bad Habit of reading compulsively. I am also into video games (mostly RPGS and such) as well as a huge anime junkie. I do read a good bit besides what is on that thar interweb, and I have a few bookshelves loaded down with readables. Also Porn, who doesnt like porn. wait... can I say that in my profile? i wonder if I can get in trouble for anything I type here. (I almost said write but you do that with a pen, not a keyboard!)((but how can i say I almost said write when I'm not even technically talking right now... Im so confused...)) fuckshitcockballswangerbobsaggetmotherfuckingbastard bless me, just had a horrible sneeze. I also practice calligraphy a tidbit too.

Favorite anime: Too many to actually bother listing em all here. I am a huge junkie for most shows that fan subbing groups put out so I mostly watch Japanese anime with English subs. most of what is shown on TV is horribly cut and censored and the voice actors usually suck.

Current stories: I am currently writing 2 different stories, with all kinds of plot bunnies running around my room procreating and making a mess of things. Once I am happy with what I have I will begin uploading! mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaahha, just felt like throwing an evil laugh out there...

Well, I cant think of anything else to add to this godforsaken bit of bandwith that is my profile so, in closing, a quote from my computer...

"Error: No keyboard detected; Press F1 to continue: "

If you don't get it then you probably never will...