Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Oh yeah... you know I'm awesome, and by extent that makes all of you awesome, because you're looking at this page... aren't ya? A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SUE SLAYERS!! My fics: Cuz that's what everyone looking at this is looking for. Where'd That Manual Go? - In progress. I have no clue how many chapters will there will be. The writing will also be slightly... strange. I wrote the whole first chapter while listening to Poker Face. The link for the first Manual is: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5835058/1/IVAN_BRAGINSKI_User_Guide_and_Manual CHE! I HAS FANART NOW! http:///gallery/#/d31f9hv - By ur-a-baka95. Best part about this fanart... that's the scene that I had in mind when I started this whole thing. XD Name: Italy Age: 15 Where: Alfred. I suppose a bit about me is in order... hmm... LIKES: Yaoi, sweets, pancakes, daydreaming, writing, reading, listening to music, anime, manga. DISLIKES: Lots of things. Moths especially freak the shit out of me. No clue why. Fandoms: Lately, Hetalia, and Death Note. And a bit of Kuroshitsuji. Sometimes Naruto. Random things. Host Club. Pairings: Hetalia: ALL. My OTP is Prussia/Canada. Death Note: L/Light Matt/Mello Mello/Near Erm... hmm... that enough? If not then... too bad. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) 40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out) 15. What's your name? 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment No, I'm not feeling very happy right now. Thank you. One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. Light Total: 5 L Total: 5 Misa Total: 0 Mello Total: 3 Matt Total: 3 Near Total: 4 Mikami Total: 1 Ryuk Total: 5 Matsuda Total: 1 How come I ALWAYS get Light for these things... -Death Note Quiz- 1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters? Matt, Mello, L, Near, Beyond Birthday 2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings. MelloXMatt, MelloXNear LXLight LxBB 3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan? YAOI! What else? 4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? Not yet... 5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: Erm... volumes 2,3, and 5. All the anime episodes (Downloaded, english dub) 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? That brick wall, you know the one. Kidding... um... no. Each of them would probably end up shooting me, even Near, and I'd convince Mello to buy me a gun and accidently shoot myself with it... 7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? Mello/Near 8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? ...MY EYES 9. Do you think Matt's death was fair? Hmm... let me think about it... how about NO! He didn't get enough screen time. All I got to see was a guy with goggle and a fuzzy vest throw a smoke bomb, smoke a cigarette, get shot, and DIE. Nope, not fair at all. Poor Matt. But he didn't die. He got amnesia and a year later he found Mello again (who also lived), got his memories back, and they ran off together. L lived too. So did Beyond Birthday. 10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end? Because he knew to solve the case they needed to work together. 11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? Not a chance. But that doesn't mean that I DON'T want to kill people... 12. Your favourite Wammy kid? But... I LOVE ALL OF THEM. But... L... or Beyond Birthday. 13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? Anti EXCEPT in fanfiction at certain times and/or circumstances. 14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? Yep 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes. 16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? That wounds me... 17. Sub or Dub? Still have to watch sub... DON'T KILL ME! 18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa Anti-Anti 19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? Sidelines. Watching. 20. Do you even know who BB is? OF COURSE! I love him. Mwahahaha. 21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Didn't they have this question for Lee on the Naruto one of this...? Anyways, sexy beast. 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Probably the most convincing... Mello. The funniest... Light. Now THAT would be a sight to see. 23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? Weird, but that's not bad. He's just a strange one (Mr. Grinch) 24. Which character would be the best OOC? Light, I love it when he's NOT trying to kill all of my favorite characters... 25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? No, I just read them because I hate them... ARE YOU NUTS?? I LOVE THOSE INSANE THINGS! 26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? I haven't WRITTEN any down... but I THINK them. 27. Do you like lemons? FLIBBERTY JIBBET! HELL YEAH! 28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? I've tried explaining them to them... but they just don't understand sigh 29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? I've started too... but I can't find an episode... 30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? Not yet, but I plan too... WAIT, I saw one that used the "I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!" henh-henh.. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? Yep. Little Sister, and a Friend. 32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? I can't draw to save L's life... 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No, but that happened with Kunai's... kinda, it was on a paper we had to turn in... the teacher's expression was hilarious. 34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? Possibly... 35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? I'm always broke, if you mean will I become even MORE broke... then yes, yes I will. 36. Do you want to own a Death Note? OF COURSE! 37. Do you wish the series had ended differently? Yeah... Matt, Mello, and L should have all lived. Made me depressed. 38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? The world would eat me if I attempted... 39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar? Yep. No if's, and, or but's... in fact he doesn't look so much like a girl with it... 40. Do you have a Death Note OC? In my mind... yes. Several. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life? No, of course not...SARCASM. -PAGE BREAK- North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas) (X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood 4/ 10 for Italy South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) () You love tomatoes 4/10 for Romano Germany (Ludwig) () You're very stoic and serious 2/10 for Germany Japan (Kiku Honda) () You're very mature 6/10 for Japan The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) (X) You love hamburgers 5/10 for America The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) (X) You like tea 3/10 for England France (Francis Bonnefoy) (X) You're very affectionate 3/10 for France Russia (Ivan Braginski) (X) You had a very sad childhood. 4/10 for Russia China (Wong Yao) () You're very mature 4/10 for China Austria (Roderich Edelstein) () You are very well-raised 6/10 for Austria Canada (Matthew Williams) (X) You're often ignored by people 5/10 for Canada Cuba () You smoke 2/10 for Cuba Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) (X) You have a potty-mouth 6/10 for Hungary Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt) (X) You're quite mean-spirited 6/10 for Prussia Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. 1) Iceland 2) Canada 3) N. Italy 4) Prussia 5) Spain 6) Korea 7) S. Italy 8) England 9)Japan 10) America 11) Latvia 12)Russia 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? Spain/America? Um... no. Do they exist? 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? N. Italy? He's cute... he can be sexy if he wanted to though! 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? If... Korea got... Iceland... pregnant? I... think the world would end... 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? Japan? Yeah. 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? ROMANO AND MATTHEW??!!! o_o... Um... I... really have no clue. Maybe. 6) Four/eight or four/nine? Prussia/England or Prussia/Japan... Prussia/Japan. I may have to write that. 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? If... S.Italy discovered N. Italy and England in a secret relationship... he'd probably laugh. Then ask what the hell they were thinking. 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Canada/Korea... O.O He was excitable. I was unnoticeable. He forced people to pay attention, and there was no way in hell I ever could. We were opposites. ...Now I really, really want to write this! 9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Prussia/America? O.O Um... possibly. 10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Iceland/Spain? Erm... It's Too Cold Here What I first thought of sounded waaaaaaay to Smutty... 11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? N. Italy/Latvia... what?! Um... Feliciano find Raivus at a bar by himself drinking. He can't help but be pulled toward this nation, 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? Romano... het? Um... don't think so. Japan slash. Yeah. 13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? Japan? Um... Blow Me Away? Maybe... 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Canada/N.Italy/Korea... warning SEX! And maple syrup. Because it just makes everything better. 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? England would use on Spain... "So I hear you have good churros." Pffffft! Yes, it was meant that way. 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. America/England. Hmm. America looked into the room, and sighed. 'Not here either.' He turned and looked around the hallway. "Iggy! Where are you?" A hero shouldn't be blown off like this. Where could he have gone to. "I'll be back in a minute, just getting some tea - my ass." "What about your ass?" The surprised american spun around on his heel nearly falling over. "Oi! Don't break anything you bloody git!" England told him, helping the other nation get steady. "Well if you hadn't been gone forever getting tea I wouldn't have wandered around!" America accused. He noticed how close England was too him then. "So... what was that about your ass?" It's a bit over 100 but... whatever. You decide what happens next... :) 17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If S. Italy walked in on Canada and Russia having sex? Probably run away screaming. Poor Romano, his mind is so scarred now... 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Pruusia to de-flower... Iceland?! Um... It's all started because of the puffin. He was just returning it! He didn't mean to walk in on him... taking a shower? 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? S. Italy. Pffffft, yes. 20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? N. Italy? Het? Don't believe so... 21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't think so. Poor Latvia! 22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Canada/Prussia/Spain? Um... maybe. It sounds like a case of mistaken identity, "HEY FRANCE!" "I-I'm not-" "Let's go drinking mi amigo." "...oh maple..." ...Now I want to write this one too! 23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? America. "I'm the Her- (moan)" Pfffffffft. I CAN PICTURE THIS SO WELL!! 24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Spain? Erm... yesterday? Possibly. 25) What is Six's super-secret kink? Korea?" Being made. In. Him. Pffft... no, it's breasts. Always. 26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Latvia and... Japan? Erm... I can't picture them doing anything together unless they're both drunk. Interesting couple though... 27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? N. Italy and S. Italy. Umm... depends. I can see either. 28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? Um... Iceland and Japan are in a happy relationship (? I'll work with it) until Japan suddenly runs off with Prussia (Poor Iceland, Japan, what were you thinking!?). Iceland broken hearted has a one night stand with Latvia (O.O) and a brief unhappy affair with Russia (O_O oh God... I love Ivan, but poor, poor Iceland...), then follws the wise advice of Spain (...okay?) and find true love with Canada (...D'awwwwwww.). Um... Snowcones and Slushies. 29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? S. Italy/England? They're both a bit... tsundere, aren't they? -PAGE BREAK- If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! The World We Live In... The World We Live In is a pretty amazing place... It's where a man can't walk down the street holding his boyfriends hand without being called names... It's a place where women are highly valued objects... It's where people of different colours are treated like different species... It's a place where we start wars over something we didn't need in the first place... It's where homeless people sleep in the streets, while rich people step over them... It's truly amazing the way we are heating up with our little conveniences, TVs, Cars, computers, just because people are too lazy to get solar panels... It's a place where our role models are only famous because of the people they slept with... It's where old men rule the old women, the young men, the young women, and the children and don't let any new ideas in... It's a special place where it's normal to be overweight... A truly wonderful world where three billion women feel inadequate because the models they look up to have just lost forty kilos thanks to a computer... 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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!' For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Child Abuse: My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just- Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile) You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) When primitive humans first came along, they did not engage in business as we now think of it. They engaged in squatting around in caves naked. This went on for, I would say, roughly two or three million years, when all of a sudden a primitive person, named Oog, came up with an idea. "Why not," he said, "pile thousands of humongous stones on top of each other in the desert to form great big geometric shapes?" Well, everybody thought this was an absolutely terrific idea. It wasn't until several thousand years later that they realized they had been suckered into a classic "pyramid" scheme, and of course, by that time, Oog was in the Bahamas. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Child Abuse Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already... Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. 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