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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Oh yeah... you know I'm awesome, and by extent that makes all of you awesome, because you're looking at this page... aren't ya?

A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SUE SLAYERS!!

My fics: Cuz that's what everyone looking at this is looking for.

Where'd That Manual Go? - In progress. I have no clue how many chapters will there will be. The writing will also be slightly... strange. I wrote the whole first chapter while listening to Poker Face. The link for the first Manual is: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5835058/1/IVAN_BRAGINSKI_User_Guide_and_Manual
And the Author's profile is: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1664187/LolliDictator Read her fics. O_O

CHE! I HAS FANART NOW!

http://ur-a-baka95.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d31f9hv - By ur-a-baka95. Best part about this fanart... that's the scene that I had in mind when I started this whole thing. XD

Name: Italy

Age: 15

Where: Alfred.

I suppose a bit about me is in order... hmm...

LIKES: Yaoi, sweets, pancakes, daydreaming, writing, reading, listening to music, anime, manga.

DISLIKES: Lots of things. Moths especially freak the shit out of me. No clue why.

Fandoms: Lately, Hetalia, and Death Note. And a bit of Kuroshitsuji. Sometimes Naruto. Random things. Host Club.

Pairings:

Hetalia: ALL. My OTP is Prussia/Canada.

Death Note: L/Light Matt/Mello Mello/Near

Erm... hmm... that enough? If not then... too bad.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
In the number one spot.
2. What is your favorite possession?
My books, MP3
3. Do you own a gun?
No. I wish though...
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
What ex? I don't think I would have forgotten something like that... I hope
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
OMG... no,
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Whatever happens to be stuck in my head
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Air
9. Can you do a push up?
Can I blow up my school and NOT get arrested? No. I don't believe so.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
I don't know!
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My Grandma's necklace.
12. Do you take painkillers?
Not yet, though I may
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I don't usually try to lure them in, I try to scare them off...
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Yeah -shifty eyes- So?

15. What's your name?
Real one? Or one of my many others?

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
homework, salad, sparkles
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

Chips, cookie, dance ticket
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Pop, Milk, Apple Juice
19. Current worry?
Mental breakdown. I may end up killing a person... or 1oo...
20. Current hate?
Too many to be good for my mental health.
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
My room, library, my OTHER room
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
Me harmana, AKA Younger sister... I believe we were reading fanfiction...
23. Where would you like to go?
Venice, Italy. Ireland. Japan.
24. Do you own slippers?
A gorilla pair that my dad gave me
25. What shirt are you wearing?
Marching Band!!
26. Favorite color(s)?
Blue, Green, Purple, Black, Red
27. Are you gay?

No, I'm not feeling very happy right now. Thank you.
28. Do you sing in the shower?
I whisper in the shower... and laugh evilly of course.
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Someone would crawl out from under my bed or jump out of the shower when I was in the bathroom, that STILL scares me!
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
Flower, still have them
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
When I sprained my wrist, we thought it was broken
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Katrina
33. Who is your most silent friend?
Molly.
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Why would anyone do something stupid like that?
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
If I can find them, which I never have.
36. What is your favorite candy?
This amazing stuff called CHOCOLATE.
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I'll probably be dead by then, but... I'd get the game Just
Dance.
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Your Guardian Angel
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Eh... reading fanfics I think
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Fuck my life. I have school.

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

Light
x You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
x You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
x Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.(o.o)

Total: 5

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
x You walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 5

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 0

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 3

Matt
x You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend. (We've been friends since kindergarten.)

Total: 3

Near
You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
x You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Is it just me or does that sound perverted? xP)
x Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 4

Mikami
You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
x You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
x You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…(I get it from everyone, jeez)
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. (depends on if it's something stupid)
x You are a little bit crazy and weird. (a little...?)

Total: 5

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 1

How come I ALWAYS get Light for these things...

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

Matt, Mello, L, Near, Beyond Birthday

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

MelloXMatt, MelloXNear LXLight LxBB

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

YAOI! What else?

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

Not yet...

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Erm... volumes 2,3, and 5. All the anime episodes (Downloaded, english dub)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

That brick wall, you know the one. Kidding... um... no. Each of them would probably end up shooting me, even Near, and I'd convince Mello to buy me a gun and accidently shoot myself with it...

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Mello/Near

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

...MY EYES

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

Hmm... let me think about it... how about NO! He didn't get enough screen time. All I got to see was a guy with goggle and a fuzzy vest throw a smoke bomb, smoke a cigarette, get shot, and DIE. Nope, not fair at all. Poor Matt.

But he didn't die. He got amnesia and a year later he found Mello again (who also lived), got his memories back, and they ran off together. L lived too. So did Beyond Birthday.

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

Because he knew to solve the case they needed to work together.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

Not a chance. But that doesn't mean that I DON'T want to kill people...

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

But... I LOVE ALL OF THEM. But... L... or Beyond Birthday.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Anti EXCEPT in fanfiction at certain times and/or circumstances.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yep

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yes.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

That wounds me...

17. Sub or Dub?

Still have to watch sub... DON'T KILL ME!

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa

Anti-Anti

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Sidelines. Watching.

20. Do you even know who BB is?

OF COURSE! I love him. Mwahahaha.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Didn't they have this question for Lee on the Naruto one of this...? Anyways, sexy beast.

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Probably the most convincing... Mello. The funniest... Light. Now THAT would be a sight to see.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

Weird, but that's not bad. He's just a strange one (Mr. Grinch)

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Light, I love it when he's NOT trying to kill all of my favorite characters...

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

No, I just read them because I hate them... ARE YOU NUTS?? I LOVE THOSE INSANE THINGS!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

I haven't WRITTEN any down... but I THINK them.

27. Do you like lemons?

FLIBBERTY JIBBET! HELL YEAH!

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

I've tried explaining them to them... but they just don't understand sigh

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

I've started too... but I can't find an episode...

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Not yet, but I plan too... WAIT, I saw one that used the "I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!" henh-henh..

Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

Yep. Little Sister, and a Friend.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

I can't draw to save L's life...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No, but that happened with Kunai's... kinda, it was on a paper we had to turn in... the teacher's expression was hilarious.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Possibly...

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

I'm always broke, if you mean will I become even MORE broke... then yes, yes I will.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

OF COURSE!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

Yeah... Matt, Mello, and L should have all lived. Made me depressed.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

The world would eat me if I attempted...

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

Yep. No if's, and, or but's... in fact he doesn't look so much like a girl with it...

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

In my mind... yes. Several.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

No, of course not...SARCASM.

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North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

4/ 10 for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

4/10 for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

2/10 for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

6/10 for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

5/10 for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

3/10 for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

3/10 for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

4/10 for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

4/10 for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

6/10 for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

5/10 for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

2/10 for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
() It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
() You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

6/10 for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

(X) You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

6/10 for Prussia

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Iceland

2) Canada

3) N. Italy

4) Prussia

5) Spain

6) Korea

7) S. Italy

8) England

9)Japan

10) America

11) Latvia

12)Russia

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Spain/America? Um... no. Do they exist?

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

N. Italy? He's cute... he can be sexy if he wanted to though!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If... Korea got... Iceland... pregnant? I... think the world would end...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Japan? Yeah.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

ROMANO AND MATTHEW??!!! o_o... Um... I... really have no clue. Maybe.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Prussia/England or Prussia/Japan... Prussia/Japan. I may have to write that.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If... S.Italy discovered N. Italy and England in a secret relationship... he'd probably laugh. Then ask what the hell they were thinking.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Canada/Korea... O.O

He was excitable. I was unnoticeable. He forced people to pay attention, and there was no way in hell I ever could. We were opposites.

...Now I really, really want to write this!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Prussia/America? O.O Um... possibly.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Iceland/Spain? Erm... It's Too Cold Here

What I first thought of sounded waaaaaaay to Smutty...

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

N. Italy/Latvia... what?! Um... Feliciano find Raivus at a bar by himself drinking. He can't help but be pulled toward this nation,

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Romano... het? Um... don't think so. Japan slash. Yeah.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Japan? Um... Blow Me Away? Maybe...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Canada/N.Italy/Korea... warning SEX! And maple syrup. Because it just makes everything better.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

England would use on Spain... "So I hear you have good churros." Pffffft! Yes, it was meant that way.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

America/England. Hmm.

America looked into the room, and sighed. 'Not here either.' He turned and looked around the hallway. "Iggy! Where are you?" A hero shouldn't be blown off like this. Where could he have gone to. "I'll be back in a minute, just getting some tea - my ass."

"What about your ass?" The surprised american spun around on his heel nearly falling over. "Oi! Don't break anything you bloody git!" England told him, helping the other nation get steady.

"Well if you hadn't been gone forever getting tea I wouldn't have wandered around!" America accused. He noticed how close England was too him then.

"So... what was that about your ass?"

It's a bit over 100 but... whatever. You decide what happens next... >:)

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If S. Italy walked in on Canada and Russia having sex? Probably run away screaming. Poor Romano, his mind is so scarred now...

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Pruusia to de-flower... Iceland?! Um... It's all started because of the puffin. He was just returning it! He didn't mean to walk in on him... taking a shower?

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

S. Italy. Pffffft, yes.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

N. Italy? Het? Don't believe so...

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so. Poor Latvia!

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Canada/Prussia/Spain? Um... maybe. It sounds like a case of mistaken identity, "HEY FRANCE!" "I-I'm not-" "Let's go drinking mi amigo." "...oh maple..."

...Now I want to write this one too!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

America. "I'm the Her- (moan)" Pfffffffft. I CAN PICTURE THIS SO WELL!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Spain? Erm... yesterday? Possibly.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Korea?" Being made. In. Him. Pffft... no, it's breasts. Always.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Latvia and... Japan? Erm... I can't picture them doing anything together unless they're both drunk. Interesting couple though...

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

N. Italy and S. Italy. Umm... depends. I can see either.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Um... Iceland and Japan are in a happy relationship (? I'll work with it) until Japan suddenly runs off with Prussia (Poor Iceland, Japan, what were you thinking!?). Iceland broken hearted has a one night stand with Latvia (O.O) and a brief unhappy affair with Russia (O_O oh God... I love Ivan, but poor, poor Iceland...), then follws the wise advice of Spain (...okay?) and find true love with Canada (...D'awwwwwww.).

Um... Snowcones and Slushies.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

S. Italy/England? They're both a bit... tsundere, aren't they?

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The World We Live In is a pretty amazing place...

It's where a man can't walk down the street holding his boyfriends hand without being called names...

It's a place where women are highly valued objects...

It's where people of different colours are treated like different species...

It's a place where we start wars over something we didn't need in the first place...

It's where homeless people sleep in the streets, while rich people step over them...

It's truly amazing the way we are heating up with our little conveniences, TVs, Cars, computers, just because people are too lazy to get solar panels...

It's a place where our role models are only famous because of the people they slept with...

It's where old men rule the old women, the young men, the young women, and the children and don't let any new ideas in...

It's a special place where it's normal to be overweight...

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Child Abuse:

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mummy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked up all the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just-

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its was much too late

His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah and I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

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You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

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When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

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When primitive humans first came along, they did not engage in business
as we now think of it. They engaged in squatting around in caves naked.
This went on for, I would say, roughly two or three million years, when all
of a sudden a primitive person, named Oog, came up with an idea. "Why not,"
he said, "pile thousands of humongous stones on top of each other in the
desert to form great big geometric shapes?" Well, everybody thought this
was an absolutely terrific idea. It wasn't until several thousand years
later that they realized they had been suckered into a classic "pyramid"
scheme, and of course, by that time, Oog was in the Bahamas.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mum was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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The Nation Chronicles by eloquentelegance reviews
When the leaders of the nations deemed the current events far too important to be left alone and forgotten. They began to hire scribes. Their sole purpose was to follow their respective nations, recording the occuring events exactly as they occured.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - America - Complete
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Playing With Fire by Abigael-chan reviews
Deidara has lived an eventful school life with his crazy friends, and never thought about what falling in love with the new kid, Sasori, might start. Sasori has blocked out all emotion, fearful of getting hurt. Can Deidara bring out the real Sasori?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Bad Friends High by Atella Stella reviews
World Academy is a place for brilliant or talented international students. Its most popular "princes", the Bad Friends Trio, rule the school. Details a year of unrequited crushes, suppressed feelings, and good ol' high school drama for our Bad Friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - France, England/Britain
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,538 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 14/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,644 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Seven Little Killers by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
This story will not have a happy ending, love. I just can't see it on the horizon, and anything that I can't see isn't there. Yellow's Arc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 361,090 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2009 - N. Italy
The Broken Hearts Club by City Girl Dreamer reviews
The Bad Touch Trio have screwed over their boyfriends for the last time and not in the kinky way either! Now their respective EX-boyfriends have teamed up to deliver a dish so cold, it's bloody frozen: revenge. FrUK. Spamano. PruCan. AU. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,035 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - France, England/Britain, Canada, America
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Hues and Shades by Kitty29 reviews
There are many things that happen in the universe of my other story Colours. Those things have never been released. Until now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010
The Ultimate Anime Obsession Games! by TheGirlOfManyObsessions reviews
Collaboration with TheGirlOfManyObsessions and PaytonOfTheFunk. We have taken 4 animes, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Avatar: The Last Airbender in a fight for survival... Against two crazy fangirls!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Hearth by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Oneshots in the Hearth AU. Chapter Seventeen: Maddox does some really weird things. Vash does not always approve. These sentences state the obvious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,171 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Switzerland, Hong Kong
Dropped Picks, Broken Sticks by kirigirisplushrump reviews
Gilbert was your generic spoiled rich kid. Matthew was just your average nobody. Put them together in one cabin, throw in some eccentric cabin mates, a couple broken drumsticks, and maybe even a little blackmail and it's the perfect recipe for summer love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,192 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Looseleaf by Atreyl reviews
Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 176 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
To Follow The Music by Kitty29 reviews
Gilbert's awesome band is ready to take it all the way to the top! Only one problem. They don't have a singer. However, his problem is solved when he hears the voice of his saviour. Now if only he can find him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,771 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Prussia, Canada
It's not as insane as you think by Kawaii Bishyness reviews
College!AU: As Nikolai is about to be shipped off to an island due to his special powers, Kristian swoops in with his batty eyes and even battier personality and thus changes his university life for better or worse (but mostly worse).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,701 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Iceland, Norway
L'Italia di Lovino by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
"Why can't you be more like your brother?" He hears it constantly, yet it still grates at his heart until he can no longer take it. The only solution he sees is death. Contains suicide, Spamano, and some USxUK and GerIta. Angst, has a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories reviews
Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Polar Panda by Twoformemories reviews
Drabble series of Hong Kong and Canada and the families they try to survive being associated with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Canada, Hong Kong
A Trip to be Remembered by Twoformemories reviews
Hong Kong and Egypt are tired of no one remembering their friend Canada, so they decide to re-introduce him to them to solve that. However, when a certain photo gets out they are going to start wishing that he was invisible again. Canadax?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,601 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Canada, Hong Kong
One Rule by FrenchFryLovesYou reviews
As a child Matthew had to bear witness to the fights between his 2 fathers. The things he witnessed scarred him and forced him to make up a rule. NEVER FALL IN LOVE. Of course, Gilbert doesn't agree with that rule... PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Death Machine by Ilandere Okami reviews
10-yr-old Raito was kidnapped to become an assassin for Wammy's House, which has a very mysterious past. That past might include L, the detective hired by Raito's parents to find him. 8 years later, a game has begun between the two geniuses.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
Lessons of the Heart by Nollie Marie reviews
AH Edward is a self-center semi-playboy who needs a huge wake-up call about life, which he gets right away when his sister drags him w/ her on one of her charity rounds through hospitals where he meets Bella Swan, who just may be dying. Read & Review plez
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,548 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 424,197 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
The Perfect Candidate by MissLe reviews
So when a girl's down on her luck, forced to live with her cousin and his frustratingly meddlesome wife and facing a divorce with her husband, what's she to do? Enter a contest to win the love of the world's biggest heart throb, of course. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,174 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Learning to Love by Hitomi Shirou reviews
When Francis and Arthur become the legal guardians of two troubled and haunted young boys, they might have bitten off more than they can chew. FrUK and FACE family, story is better than summary. UNDER NEW TITLE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 85,297 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, Canada
If Only it were a Scam by Turoru reviews
When being a nerd leads to entering a contest for free Hetalia things, our lovely heroine doesn't quite get the "figurines" she was expecting. Instead, life-sized Hetalia units are shipped to her randomly. Based of LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010
Cinderella Boy by Psychogoth reviews
Canada as Cinderella, Prussia as Prince not-so-charming, Poland and America as foster brothers, England as foster mother, Switzerland as a Fairy god mother. What more could you possibly want? WARNING: Intense use of human names and Prussia. UPDATED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,545 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia
New Batteries by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
0nline Chatting FTW by DeepWriter reviews
Alfred can't spell. Francis hates Matthew's Quebecois but what else is new . Matt is exasperhated. Ivan is creepy. Arthur is annoyed. And Yao just got here. Join the nations as they talk over the hilarious but annoying INTERWEBS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - America, Canada
Alone Again by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
What do you do when your life falls apart? When your parents won't stop fighting? When the Frenchman in your class harasses you about EVERYTHING? And WHAT the bloody hell do you do when a dirty little street rat follows you home from school! USUK ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Truth Be Told by Karuka Ikashi reviews
The Well of Uncomfortable Truths is discovered & deals Spain a hard fact- "Whenever you said you loved him,you didn't really mean it. You were thinking of his brother. They were empty words." Can Romano be convinced about whom the Well was talking about?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Binary by Lost Forevermore reviews
It all starts with a motorcycle accident, a missing blond, and a stolen computer disc. Detective!fic, featuring Riku/Sora and Axel/Roxas among various other scattered pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,219 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Riku, Axel - Complete
The One Who Knows by Melika Elena reviews
With a family who hates her, Princess Elia's life is anything but a fairytale. Things worsen when a foreign prince, son of King Derek&Queen Cecilia, comes to marry her sister but instead falls in love with Elia. The consequences are deadly. HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,205 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
The Bet by Lumoa reviews
When someone kisses you, and then moves away you'd think that would be it. But when Antonio comes back from Spain he wants Lovino to be his again. Except Lovino now hates Antonio...which sucks for Lovino because Antonio isn't going to let go that easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Eyjafjallajökull by Courtney JoAnne reviews
Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Iceland - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Troubles of Two Japanese American Teenagers by Raikun-sama reviews
Kami-sama Zarth is getting tired of sending humans into the Death Note world, all have failed. But when he sends of pair of two seemingly average teenage girls, he realizes this could be more interesting! NOT YAOI, PEOPLE! Written because I was bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 130 - Words: 531,381 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When Tomatoes Meet Pasta by Candied sweets xD reviews
Antonio, heir to a wealthy food corporation, is forced to run an old restaurant or be disowned. Lovino, in desperate need of money, convinces Antonio to hire him. Soon, feelings spark, but will Lovino and Antonio's family accept this homosexuality?Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The United States of Hetalia by Jabberwock-Reaper reviews
Thought your family was crazy? Then you obviously haven't met America's states. With fifty-two people and an alien in one house, things can get insane! A oneshot series that features OCs for the fifty states, Canadian provinces/territories, and D.C.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - America, Canada
Mishaps with Magic by DeepWriter reviews
Arthur screwed up his magic potion and now Canada and America are kids again! With the Masque Gala around the corner and every other country in the world eager to get their hands on the twins how the hell will England and France keep them safe?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Canada
What Your Eyes Can't See by LilFlow reviews
Alfred F Jones lives an ordinary life with his twin, trying to find a job while looking after the house for their parents. But all that gets chucked out the window when he has to go and be all heroic and rescue the guy who passed out in the rain. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strike a Pose, Fake a Smile by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
So Much for My Weekend by E.I.W reviews
Suze took a ride from Paul on her way home. Only for them to seriously mess things up and end up switching bodies different summary inside
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Otherwise Ordinary Life of Matthew Williams by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Matthew is definitely not P. Diddy. That still doesn't explain the albino sleeping in his shower. PruCan, MatthewxGilbert college AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Oh mein Gott! by jet set radio future Kita reviews
One morning, my friend woke me up and told me, "You gotta see this!". That morning would change my life. based off of LolliDictator's manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010
On Paper by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is lonely woman with no friends and her dream of being a writer was shot down by someone she trusted. Years later, Bella on a whim writes down something. Now Bella’s life is changing but what if it’s changing to whatever is written on the paper. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2008
Life Note by Ilandere Okami reviews
Ever since "Death Note" came out, Light Yagami, along with other students at his school, have been harrassed by fangirls. When Light recieves a Life Note and the spirit L comes into the picture, things just get even more out of hand. LxL MxM onesided NxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Middle School, Bomber Jackets, and Young Love by Midori Hara reviews
What happens to Alfred and a drunken Arthur after a spell gone wrong? Middle school, that's what! Real names and country names used, rated T for cussing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - America, England/Britain
All's Fine That Ends Okay by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Sequel to Much Ado About Everything. When Alfred and Matthew's birth parents come to Hearth, two people are concerned. What will Arthur and Francis do to be 'better' parents? Well, neither think better parents should appear to be estranged... Oh no. Also, ghosts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 151 - Words: 137,037 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Moe Moe Pasta Cafe by chibimeli reviews
Feliciano is heartbroken that Ludwig can't visit him anymore because he has his own cafe to run. Determined to be with his loved one, Feliciano decides to work in Ludwig's 'Moe Moe Pasta Cafe', an all-boys maid cafe! GerIta with lots of background noises.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,526 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Hope, Faith, Family, and Love by st.jimmy.987 reviews
AU the young heir of the Lion Demon tribe has gone missing. The entire tribe mourns as he is presumed dead and their way of life is destroyed. But what if he's not dead? Is there hope? ::based on the Lion King::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Prussia, Austria
Deterioration by Flashback 1701 reviews
"Scanning through the near-ancient pages, he tracked his brother's development by marking his own decline. The weaker his writing, the sloppier his penmanship, the more distracted the entry, the stronger he knew Ludwig had become." Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
All human. Bella and Edward are friends and they go to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks and Bella is sharing a hotel room with Edward, Mike and Tyler. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealously, and Bella and Edward get closer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Knitez by AngelKitty501 reviews
Alfred Jones had a abnormal life after his parents died seven years ago. His new 'father' was a vampire, as was his brother, and the most popular kids in school. What happens when Alfred some how steps into the realm of Knitez by accident? Anything can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Near's Guide to High school by MRegent.2 and Pangie reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
The World Between Awake And Asleep by hostilecrayon reviews
Hikaru wakes to find being a Go Pro was little more than a dream. But everything is so clear to him... Can he find Akira and his other friends? And what then? Is something bigger than all of them behind this mysterious dream?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hikaru S., Akira T.
Musically Inclined by crackberries reviews
Or something to the like. Or maybe we just sing along to the same songs too often.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Among the Weeds by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In a certain bar you might find a terribly homophobic German with his best friend, a sweet and gentle man who will be trying very hard not to flirt with the handsome Dutch bartender that's been throwing him smiles all evening. Written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Oh My Jashin! Akatsuki by TheDarkLadyKira reviews
The Aktasuki get turned into kittens don't they always and come to our world only to get adopted by four girls. Their Mission: Find the descendent of a missing-nin who fled to this world. Their Problem: 2 are Fangirls and the child genuis is suspicious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,837 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Escape by Verboten Byacolate reviews
AU, SuFin. Prince Tino's first contact with his white knight just happens to be a punch in the stomach. The white knight has his reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,303 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sweden, Finland
Inked In Blood by karierte reviews
AU: "You have a girlfriend. You live next door." I squeak. "Yeah, I know." He says dryly, a forkful of tirimasu to his lips. "So why are you molesting my foot?" Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mello, Matt
The Necessity of Sleep by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Finding Freedom by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - England/Britain, America
4 by Canadino reviews
By reading this story, you are unwittingly setting off a chain of events that may or may not be beneficial to the global existance as a whole. Within lies supernatural siblings and the general public. You have been warned. Various pairings, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Exchange by Rivala reviews
Light Yagami has to deal with an annoying exchange student who has come to live with him for three years. THREE YEARS! Little does he know, curiosity and a bit of persistance can make you change your mind. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,339 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - L, Light Y.
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Solidarity by Shaposhit reviews
AU PoLiet. Feliks is the punching bag of the entire school, especially that boy who used to be his best friend. Where is that golden smile that used to be the best part of summer? Rated primarily for language. Several chapters on the way!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Poland, Lithuania
Misery by Atreyl reviews
Because when you're forced to marry a certain blond who might be a homophobe, things are bound to get hectic. Matt just didn't expect things to turn out this bad. AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Matt, Mello
5MetersofAwesomesauce by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Akatsuki Horrorama by elric0sis reviews
A series of drabbles based off of some children's songs. Rated for Blood/Gore. YAOI IS IN HERE AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Hero and the Servant by AmeriCanada Love reviews
You are the hero. I am the servant. We are twins that destiny played a cruel jest on. And even if the whole world turns against you, I will become the only evil that’s on your side. Fail summary is a fail. AU. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,974 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, Canada
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
A Man With A Plan by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light is definitely gay. And in this case, "gay" means "gay for L." Light is also wondering how many times he has to accidentally lock them together in the supply closet before L gets the hint. .:Dialogue. Crack, not really yaoi:.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Not a Girl by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mein Kampf by Cameron Kennedy reviews
In which America reads a book and abridges history as we know it. Crack-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - America - Complete
Ten Minutes by Canadino reviews
Romano goes speed-dating. It does not go well. Bad Friends Trio/Romano, suggested Germany/Feli, modern!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
It's Game Time by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Though Canada lost, he still cannot help but respect Sweden...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Canada, Sweden
A Pirate's Life for Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is upset over the lack of born and bred Canadian pirates, Alfred makes things worse, and Arthur and Alfred decide to role-play as pirates to get back into Matthew's good graces. There is also a boat involved. US/UK/Canada threesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
When a Man Loves a Woman by Ilandere Okami reviews
As with the forbidden fruit, one bite, and everything collapses. L discovers the secret Light and his parents have hidden from the world. Yaoi/hetero? Mpreg, half-genderbender! LxLight hermaphrodite/intersex!Light humor, drama, hurt/comfort, romance
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,727 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - L, Light Y.
Broken Colours by City Girl Dreamer reviews
He has the cool friends, the awesome grades and the many lovers...but Mello's life is far from perfect. Then he meets Matt and discovers what a 'far from perfect' life is really like. Mello's life was awful...but at least it wasn't Matt's. Mello/Matt. AU. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,357 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Mello, Matt
A Childhood Fairytale: Letters to Santa by Atreyl reviews
Mello writes a letter to Santa regarding the man's unacceptable behavior this year, such as being drunk while talking to the children. Needless to say, Mello's not happy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Mello - Complete
Just Another Day In My Average Teenage Life by PuddlezOnThaMoon reviews
What if all the Death Note boys attended the same high school? Matt's the no-hope gamer, Mello's the resident emo, L's the geek, Light's the school president and Near's the anti-social nerd. Well who said life was boring? T for language/suggestive themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
University Life by PrincessPika reviews
Wammy's Dorms, where the 6 brightest boys in the school reside. But when you put genii together, what can happen? Cat-fights, misunderstanding and sexual tension! Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,998 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Matt, Mello
The Quest for the Missing Reindeer by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Denmark manages to lose Santa Finland's reindeer on Christmas Eve. Will he be able to find them in time for Santa's midnight ride-and before Santa Finland finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Gentleman's Story of Utopian Love by Smart-chan reviews
HS AU with a bit of a poetic Victorian twist. Written for usxuk comm Secret Santa 2010 fic/art exchange. Enjoy :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Diary of Awesome: AKA: Gilbook by FrenchFryLovesYou reviews
Ok so this is Gilbert's diary that Feli made him write in. Everything in here is from his perspective. Including, everything having to do with his best friend, Matthew. What happens in Gilbert's world that may change things? read the diary to find out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Exchange to Blackthorne by mysticmoon95 reviews
Cammie is still wondering about the kiss Zach gave her,and still NO CONTACT.Well I guess she will find out when her school does a program like the Blackthorne school did.Well at least she is not alone she has her friends and her spy skills.Is that enough?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,348 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
For Hire by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Matt, Mello
Lucky Stroke by Verboten Byacolate reviews
"Ve, dog food is no good, but pasta will do nicely, si?" Germany/cat boy!Italy, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
My Soul to Take by Canadino reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray for God... Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Elementary, My Dear Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Carlisle brings an "old friend" to Forks to stay for a while. While he is there a baffling mystery pops up. So baffling, in fact, that only the greatest detective of all time could solve it. Luckily he's there... Third category: crime
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,092 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Bella - Complete
Exhibitions by crackberries reviews
Exhibition A: The wild nerd, having been egged on by his friends, tears it up on the dance floor. Exhibition B: The timid nerd sits on the bleachers, wondering if he should join.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
How to Woo A Tomato by pineapple desu reviews
You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
White Winter by Gemini Star01 reviews
General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
When Purple Monkeys Attack: Eragon Style! by Kiheada.Ray.T reviews
The Third edition to my Randomly Delicious series. This time I'm transported to the Eragon universe and cause all sorts of massive mayhem and destruction! This is a random crack fic, plz drink responsibly...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/3/2007
The Prince and the Whipping boy by Cookies and Cutters reviews
Matthew knew his life was over ever since he was taken in the castle to become royal whipping boy for Prince Gilbert. Then he wondered why this prince was so damn annoying... and realizes that Gilbert only wanted was affection. He wanted that too. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Learning to Love and Be Loved by ninjatomomi reviews
After saving and taking Matthew into his own family, Gilbert begins to question whether his decision was right. Through the drama of therapy, adoption and case hearings he must learn to adapt and love the boy who never experienced love in the first place
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,142 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Wrongly Shelved by Canadino reviews
Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thirty Days by eatingpaper reviews
Thirty days. A lot of things can happen in thirty days. Like falling in love with your stalker, healing old scars, running from your past and having your world break down. /SpainxFem!Romano, Gakuen-AU. *Hiatus*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Broken Wings by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Orphaned Tino, only sixteen, has been through so much pain already, it's unbelievable. It seems no matter how many times he's adopted, he ends up back at the orphanage. Can a prayer to God save him or will he be stuck alone for the rest of his life? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
What He goes to School for by Rivala reviews
Light Yagami is a boy on a mission- to get the Cookery teacher Lawliet to succumb to him. Only one thing- WHY WON'T HE NOTICE ME, DAMMIT? May be considered OOC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Light Y., L
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Interwoven by Lliasa reviews
AU Matthew Williams was your average high school junior, hopelessly in love with an upperclassman and with only an online friend for help. Tired of invisibility, will he make a move? And where could his story go from there? hiatus cos i'm an idiot. Sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Question by pineapple desu reviews
Antonio had the stupidest questions sometimes. High school AU. Hint of Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Love Before Complications by Kitty29 reviews
Poor Matthew Williams is only now realizing that his relationship with Prussia is something past friends. Though his family is quick to disagree. Will Canada ever really be happy?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Powdered Sugar by Canadino reviews
Truth, like powdered sugar, tastes sweet but goes down cold. If a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, we might need a bit more. Complete pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,333 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
I Don't Need A Family by RoarinTempest reviews
In my parents eyes, me existing was just as bad as being cursed with a Jewish child. So they dropped the awesome little me off at an Italian orphanage. This is the story of my time trying to find a family that accepts me for me and how I found it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Prussia
Home Economics Class by Hitomi Shirou reviews
De-anon from Kink meme. Yong-soo is bored in home economics class, but maybe the new student will sweeten things up? Canada/Korea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Canada, South Korea - Complete
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Ryuk Returns by Xilex90 reviews
Ryuk, once again bored in the Shinigami world, enters into bet, involving dropping his Death Note once more. When an average girl in Canada picks it up, hilarity and horrifics insue. **no it will not be a romance** READ and REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
For Adults Only by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred just wanted to kick back and relax after a long day. He never, in a million years, expected to discover that his boyfriend starred in pornographic films. Guess you really do learn something new everyday. AU, Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/26/2010 - America, Canada
A Single Burning Flame by teardrop456 reviews
Isabelle knew that she was different. Her blue eyes set her apart from everyone else. What she didn't know was that someone was hunting, searching for a blue eyed child to capture- and to kill. Will Mishel protect her, or will she learn to save herself?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Brothers found by Twoformemories reviews
Hong Kong wants to be understood, maybe his estranged brother is the only one that really does. Hong KongXCanada, now with additional Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,672 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, Hong Kong - Complete
Contentment by Atreyl reviews
What can a missing puppy bring to two certain people? Mello quickly learns the answer as he goes through a whole lot of trouble, plus the relationship he has with Matt...He just wanted his puppy, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Mirror by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
AU, There is a very thin line between reality and insanity. Alfred may have crossed that line long ago... Alfred x Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [America, Canada] - Complete
The Start of Something Beautiful by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I don't mean to sound ungrateful," Matthew continued in that same hesitant voice. "but why do you always bring me red tulips?" He turned to look at his close friend, eyes questioning. Netherlands/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Netherlands, Canada - Complete
The Hunt for the North American Brothers by ninjafox369 reviews
England, unknowingly has started an international challenge: The first one to get Canada and America dressed in tuxedos and escort them to the annual Eurasian Nations Ball gets their lands AND bodies. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - America, Canada
What's in a Name? by LilFlow reviews
America's moved out to go to college. But it's not what he thought it'd be like. The landlord is lewd, a quiet man lives opposite, and then there's that moody guy downstairs. Plus the streets are filled with bike gangs! USUK AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
TiK TomatoK by Thief of Life reviews
Antonio sings his own version of 'TicK TocK' by Kesha, and does not realize he's being watched...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Brother's Body by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Lovi and Feli are twin brothers, and are quite the opposites in many ways. But when they switch places with each other out of nowhere, they find that they have one thing in common that they never suspected they could.Spamano & GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Message by Tawnyblood reviews
After a failed attempt at trying to off himself, Gilbert wakes up in the hospital only to see a very unexpected guest... who may be his guide to recovery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada
The New Year Celebration by Hasegawa reviews
Hong Kong's party. China's half baked attempt as a PR. Hilarity follows Warning: embarrasing situation. Pairing: Canons and All X China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - China, Hong Kong - Complete
A Lesser Beauty by Versace Frolic reviews
Roxas, a junior in college, is tormented by emotional baggage and unrequited love. On a campus populated by burnouts and bored intellectuals, Roxas is just another proverbial drop in the bucket of teenage apathy. Then he meets Axel. Roxas-centric AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,168 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Not That Much of a Bastard by Lunacy Edge reviews
"You are not like a rotten tomato, Lovi!" … "Even if you remind me of a particularly healthy and tasty one when your face goes all bright red from embarrassment... just like now!" - SpainxRomano / Romano's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Two Sides by Canadino reviews
US side. A good landlord must be able to lay the law down for people he controls the electricity, gas, and heating for. USUK, suggested France/Canada. Deliquient!UK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Beautiful Story by Tanoshimi reviews
Lovino Romano Vargas is a suicidal designer who is unhappy with his fate. One day, he chances to meet Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, who turns his life upside down. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Forbidden Game by Red Giraffes reviews
Sequel to 'Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire' So after the 'accident' they would never play thee game again, until one Extremly boring day in the sun, that's when they go crazy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Message by Rena and her awesome self reviews
Matthew Williams, having nothing to do, goes to a website his brother invited him to. As usual, his existance is almost forgotten- that is until he recieves a certain message, from a certain someone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia
That Song Called Love by LaurelNymph reviews
Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Italian Cleaning Service by CrazyAsOrange reviews
After coming up short on money, Romano decides to become a maid. His current employers; Prussia, Spain and France. Yaoi all around! GermanyxItaly, Spamano, RomanoxPrussia and many many others to come. Enjoy! Country and human names mixed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Ti Amo, Jackass by Anonosity reviews
Being conquered is just a normal part of Romano's life, and he has grown used to it, and the fact that each 'boss' seems to be worse than the last. But then he is taken by someone who interests him. Could he grow to...Trus-..L-lov-..? Never. For my Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
I Remember More Than You Think by WestToMyEast reviews
Canada is invited to America's early birthday party. It just so happens to fall the evening before Matthew's. Failed summary. My first fic. CanxPru. Warnings-Language, Possible M later, Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Weird Would Be An Understatement by Canadino reviews
Vash finds Maddox lying in the middle of the hallway. This isn't anything out of the ordinary, really. Swiss/HK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hong Kong, Switzerland - Complete
From Canada, Without Love by IlluminatedShadow reviews
When Ludwig watched Matthew fly away, he thought it was all over. Other than losing the war, he didn't think there would be any lasting ramifications. Maybe they should've used a condom. Sequel to the Spy who Shagged Me. Ludwig/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Germany, Canada
You Could Die and I Wouldn't Care by Holli-chan reviews
Mello is really pissed off about a certain group of retards. Matt is there to help... sort of.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Matt, Mello
Disko Deutsch by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Gilbert loves his techno. Matthew doesn't need to see Gilbert dancing this early in the morning. Alfred will never be able to listen to that song again. PruCan Prussia/Canada with America walking in at the most inopportune moment
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Feliz Cumpleanos, Lovi by Flashback 1701 reviews
It's Lovino's birthday, and everyone's forgotten... again. Maybe he'll try something drastic this time, maybe this time they won't forget. Oneshot. SpaMano. Rated for Lovino's language and sensitive content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Second Chance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I think I'm still in love. Why did we ever break up, Artie? Me and Matt?" "You were being yourself." In which Alfred tries to win back Matthew who is still pretty bitter about being dumped in the first place. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - America, Canada
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors by Impossibility Girl reviews
Things are going badly for Arthur Kirkland, who has just moved from England to Texas for schooling purposes, until he meets his new neighbor, Alfred, who is currently working as a ranch hand. Then things just start going horribly. AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,152 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - England/Britain, America
Europe Skies by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
"I am rather fond of you. Just saying. I thought you'd like to know." Wherein during a skydive Vash realizes he has not responded to a declaration of someone's feelings. It might not be too bad, caring for a Nation he will never understand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Switzerland, Hong Kong - Complete
Black Out by Eulalie reviews
REPOST "The night is darkening round me, the wild winds coldly blow ; But a tyrant spell has bound me, and I cannot, cannot go."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,000 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
You're the Sky That I Fell Through by pineapple desu reviews
And I remember the view whenever I'm holding you. NorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
If My Heart Was A House by pineapple desu reviews
You'd be home. NorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Takes Two to Tango by pineapple desu reviews
In which Norway and Iceland waltz and Iceland tries to assert their masculinity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Jam Stained Shirts and Chocolate Addicts by Atreyl reviews
Everything for Matt changes when BB and Mello step into his life. Pranks, fights, and crossdressing follow, and in the end, Matt has to choose between the two geniuses. Tch, as if making references to Twilight wasn't bad enough.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Matt
Nightmares by pineapple desu reviews
In which Romano has the scariest dream he has ever had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Ask the Death Note characters advice by Ryuks-Poizun-Apples reviews
Here you can ask advice from the Death Note characters, who I may or may not have kidnapped. Rated T for some language and some T rated subjects. Just thinking in advance! Ask and they shall answer... WARNING: This is for fun, some advice may suck :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,803 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009
Attack of the Puffins by pineapple desu reviews
A dozen puffins plus a plan to take over the world plus a snowball fight equals Nordic crack. No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Antonio by kuroi Honoo reviews
One-shot! Romano is singing a song for Spain. Oh what song will he sing? What is Spain's reaction? HINT: Don't call my name. Don't call my name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/10/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Of Coffee Stains by pineapple desu reviews
Norway comes home late and Iceland is, of course, annoyed. NorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
October Thirty First by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In the Unlikely Event Iceland Is Jealous by pineapple desu reviews
... Please stand by. Do not be alarmed. Hints of DenNor and NorIce, but only if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Romano and Weight Loss by pineapple desu reviews
Romano appears on a weight loss show and Prussia is more than thrilled to spread the word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Of Needles and Thread by Atreyl reviews
Surprisingly, or maybe not so, Matt is good at something besides video games and hacking. Who would have known...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Eight Sides of Mello by Atreyl reviews
The next thing Matt knew, he was waking up in his bed, with a naked Mello beside him...and another Mello in the doorway. And another...and another. What the hell?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sheepskin Vests by Atreyl reviews
Matt never really got why some people dared to pair Mello with Near. After all, dogs make way better pets than sheep.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Roles Reversed by Atreyl reviews
My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,488 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Never quite there by Rena and her awesome self reviews
In the "Town of Runaways" where lost people wander to, Matthew "Canada" Williams was always there. Always watching and always listening. Nobody however, did these things to him. When will people notice him? AU,Various pairings, but mainly Prussia x Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Galehus by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Unconsciously by Lyikael reviews
"Lelouch, can I ask you something?" "Sure, Suzaku." he answered with dread. "…did you know you make dramatic gestures when you speak? Like, really gay dramatic gestures?"
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Mixed Messages by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
AU, In a mix-up, Matthew Williams accidentally sends a love letter to his hot new teacher, Alfred Jones. Teacher-student relationships may be forbidden, but Alfred was never one to listen to the rules... Alfred x Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - America, Canada
The Third Time by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Photography student Gilbert Beilschmidt is curious. When the same troubled person keeps appearing in his photos, what else can he do but notice him? College AU, PrussiaxCanada, SpainxRomano, slight USxUK. Rated for mature situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Prussia, Canada
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ti Amo by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
And then, Antonio's economy went out the window, took a nose-dive, landed flat on the pavement, and promptly got run over by a truck. Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Into The Toaster You Go, My Delicious Breakfast by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
America and Canada have some brotherly bonding over breakfast. "They're not ding-tarts, you tard" T for language. Mathew and Alfred are just so cute when they're arguing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Of All the Girls in the World by Melika Elena reviews
A desperate monarch makes a pact with another king that will one day force him to give his headstrong daughter to the king's harsh son. Within the castle walls lay many secrets, including a deadly curse. Let the fairytale begin. COMPLETE!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,241 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Chanson d'Hiver by GF-221b reviews
Winter's Song. AU. When a certain American and Brit find a certain frozen Canadian with amnesia out in the snow, their worlds are flipped upside-down. America/Canada, France/England, & MANY other pairings. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,148 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
This Dance by Sunny Day in February reviews
Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
After Megan Left by Esmerelda Diana Parker reviews
What actually happened after Megan left? What happened to Finn? Now Complete.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Meagan M., Finn McG. - Complete
Down the Awesome Bunny Trail by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,666 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Bruises are Temporary, but Love is Forever by barefoot11 reviews
When he was asked how he met Gilbert, it was awkward. "Ah, well, he sort of hit me with a golf ball..." AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Family Game Night by pickingupstars reviews
There should probably be an upper age limit on board games. If you are passed two centuries, you probably shouldn't be allowed to play. FACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Eight Simple Rules For Dating Canada by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
America lists eight simple rules for the rest of the world if they want to date his sister Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
It's A Lot Like Romeo And Juliet by Tawnyblood reviews
"For never was a story of more woe than this of Matthew and his Gilbert… O. Sorry, I needed it to match."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada
The Spy who Shagged Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is a spy, Ludwig doesn't believe it, and Gilbert is right for once but no one believes him. Ludwig/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Much Ado About Everything by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Sequel to Comedy of Errors. Antonio and Lovino's wedding would be hard enough without Feliks getting bored, Alfred, Ivan, and Vash's separate attempts at matchmaking, and Ludwig ruining it all. 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps...'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 150 - Words: 131,393 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Someone is Checking You Out! by Car reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Céleste Mosaïque by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
AU. Matthew Williams, a young man living in poverty, is accepted into a unique Institute a few years after the death of his beloved mother. From the dramas of college itself to the mysteries that dwell upon his Institute, what's an unfortunate teen to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,817 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Canada
Izanagi High by crematosis reviews
Izanagi High is internationally recognized for its peaceful, tolerant atmosphere. But does this quiet little high school have a dirty little secret? L is about to find out. Light/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - L, Light Y.
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: House by Atreyl reviews
Matt and Mello are playing house. Of course, this is a totally innocent game, right? Wrong.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Da Ze! by The Illustrious Tama reviews
After losing a drunken bet to China and Japan Korea is forced to do the unthinkable. Go to Japanese High School. Warning: Now with added cliffhangers
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,435 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - South Korea
Chicken Soup For the Sick Boyfriend by Atreyl reviews
Mello's sick, without pants, and too prideful to stay in bed. And if Matt keeps making him soup while shirtless, Mello might just decide to never get better.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Death Note Wonderland by Shius reviews
Mello finds himself in a crazy wonderland. The albino kid's a rabbit, Matt is a gaming cat, L's an all knowing caterpillar, and KIRA and the queen of hearts rule the world. Rated T for black and bloody themes. [DISCONTINUED]
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Mello
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Technological Mishaps by Balletvamp reviews
Arthur gets turned into a car, America decides to use this situation for his amusement. Will eventually be America/England...sort of. Francis gets thrown in too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Fall For You by Atreyl reviews
Mello loses a bet and has to go on a 'date' with Matt. Not that he's actually complaining. It's just the damn dress he has to wear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Closer Than You Think by OokamiKaze reviews
Mello, ordered by his boss to work with their new technical genius, is annoyed. If only he knew just who he was talking to. But Matt was a common name, and life tends to surprise you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,462 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Matt, Mello
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
The Legendary Sword by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
America goes on an adventure to find the legendary sword: Excalibur, but will he be able to handle the sword or not? ONESHOT. "My legend began in the 12th century!" -Excalibur
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Excalibur, America - Complete
Story of Our Lives by Atreyl reviews
Once upon a time, fate brought a young redheaded boy to an orphanage called Wammy's. At that time, he didn't know what kind of love, drama, and sinister plot he'd just gotten himself into.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Matt, Mello
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Oh Captain! My Captain! by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is captain of the hockey team. The entire hockey team is a little in love with him. Enter Alfred F. Jones, Goalie Extraordinaire. Matthew kinda hates him. Alfred kinda loves him. Its going to be an interesting season. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
My Favorite Teacher by mikuridaigo reviews
Mr. Williams is the unknown teacher, just trying to survive another school year with obnoxious teens. What he didn't realize was that one of his students was actually watching him. GilbertxMatthew with hints of AlxKiku and more parings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Lovino's Misadventures in Wonderland by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
Lovino Vargas makes the mistake of following a pasta-loving White Rabbit down a hole, and finds himself in the most peculiar of places... Very loosely based on the classic, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
España by pineapple desu reviews
Spain's Marukaite Chikyuu upsets Romano for obvious reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Papa Chéri by neko-nya reviews
Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Understanding Two Worlds by st.jimmy.987 reviews
Nate has been gone for one year. And now Mello, with help from Matt and Misa, finally has the chance to bring him back. Together, the three of them go to find Nate. Sequel to 'Along the Sea Floor', which should be read first.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Mello, Near
Canada's Life is Average by korikori reviews
AU, High School implied , America/Canada, Human Names. Jeez Matthew, you should know she'd take that out of context! Along with the rest of the school, apparently...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Alfred and Arthur's Very Scary Unicorn Guardian by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
*says dramatically* Alfred convinces Matthew to go sneak up to Arthur's forbidden library during a wild party and find his spell books. What they discover is much more than they had expected. Heh... did that make sense? Didn't think so. /fails.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Stereotype by Atreyl reviews
Matt's bored one day when a thought crosses his mind: he, Mello, Near, L, Light, and Misa were all born to defy stereotypes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Coming Back for More by lildevil76 reviews
Edward has his eyes set on the new girl, Bella. How is she going to handle being chased after by the school playboy? OOC AH T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,132 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Word Like 'Protect' by Atreyl reviews
It was funny how he can take a simple word like 'protect,' morph it into something vaguely resembling an 'obsess,' pitch in some 'crazy,' add a little dose of 'illegal,' and top it all off with the simple objective of 'love.'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I Can't Stand You by Atreyl reviews
Mello hates Matt for loving him through thick and thin. And meanwhile, Matt's hurting.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Talk by pineapple desu reviews
Lovi, you wouldn't make-out with England on a park bench, would you?" Romano seriously questioned Spain's sanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
One in For the Other by Seiren Sekito reviews
Mello and Near find themselves in quite the predicament: each others' bodies! Eventual M/N
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Paper Flowers by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello is pushed past the breaking point by his love for a certain redhead. He's got to confess, or he might just explode.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Christmas Lights by Atreyl reviews
Another year, another Christmas. It could possibly turn out to be another boring one. However, when Mello gets whacked in the head and suddenly starts acting like an eight-year-old, Matt wonders if this Christmas will turn out to be unforgettable.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
They're Here by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Being a Narutard in Japan is... interesting. Especially when almost half the cast from your favorite anime randomly show up in your backyard while the rest of your family is off vacationing in America.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,637 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Foreign Exchange Students by NarcissusOfAngelsGrey reviews
Light's high school was a perfect plan. He was the king of his peers, flawless. It was full of facades, plastered smiles, hollow laughs, and breaking the hearts of girls...and guys! The foreign exhange students ruined his life. LxLight other yaoi couples
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Light Y., L
What Kind of Question Is This by pineapple desu reviews
Romano takes a survey. Crack ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Glass by Atreyl reviews
He tried to drown out the world, and god, why can't you just leave us alone?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Nursery Rhyme by Atreyl reviews
Mello clearly remembered his mother, when he was little, cooing nursery rhymes in his ear softly as he dozed off to sleep. Now, older, he realizes how some of those innocent rhymes seemed to portray him and Matt.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Mello, Matt
Only For You by IlluminatedShadow reviews
And yet, as Antonio stood, warring with the beast and silently loving the foul-tempered, spoiled yet endearing child, Lovino carried on, leaning closer to the girls, eyes at half-mast, flashing that beautiful smile. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bogeyman by IlluminatedShadow reviews
But it’s this young blond nation, battered and bruised with eyes that glow with pride and anger and sorrow, that scares him the most. This is his bogeyman. And Germany closes his eyes. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
The Definition of Unconditional by Dlvvanzor reviews
Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,381 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Intoxicated Truths by lightningpelt reviews
Shigure is embarrassed; Yuki is amused; Tohru is flustered; Kyo is... high? Crack and Fluff Galore; Involves catnip and kissing KyoxTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
How to Maintain: Your Death Note Character by Atreyl reviews
Now that you've learned the basics, are you ready to let loose your Death Note characters? To ensure that everyone will last as long as possible, follow this guide! We hope you enjoy this experience!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010
If Death Note Was Gay by dramaq reviews
Ryuk makes a bet with Sidoh that he can out the four main Death Note characters! Light, L, Near, and Mello. And how does he go about doing it? By changing the words of 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q of course! Not a song-fic! Humor, slightly crack-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
Origins by chaosattractor reviews
For Matt and Near, life at Wammy's House was routine and dull - until the day that Mello showed up and changed all of the rules. Covers five years of their lives. Mainly MxM, some MxN. Rating is for yaoi in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,833 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Under Awkward Circumstances by Atreyl reviews
Matt, while on an innocent trip to Hershey's Chocolate World, runs into someone he hasn't seen in four years.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Strange Ways by TheCanadianConspiracy reviews
Matt just wants to be noticed at school; Gil just wants a date. Throw in a scheming Hungarian and an overprotective older brother and is it any wonder that things never seem to go right? Many pairings, eventual PruCan, Spamano, GerIta. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Alteration by Hitomi Shirou reviews
When Gilbert begins to get close to Francis's girl, he's breaking all the rules of friendship. But then again, he's always been a magnet for trouble, hasn't he? Fail summary is fail, story is slightly better, but not by much. Genderswitch AU PruCan FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,360 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Telephone by Atreyl reviews
Matt is in the middle of grocery shopping when Mello calls him. And...is Mello crying?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Prove It by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Canada's patient, but even he has his limits. He's had enough and he's serious. But America won't stop humping him. This might not end well. America/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/13/2010 - America, Canada
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
When I Said Forever, I Meant It by Atreyl reviews
We were both nine, and all you wanted was someone to lean on, and all I wanted was a purpose in life. "I won't. I'll stay with you forever, I promise." We couldn't have possibly foreseen how that little promise would affect our lives.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
My Life Hurts by lightningpelt reviews
Poor angsty Kyo... Short and not-so sweet from our favorite cat's pov. Read and Review to show your suport for Kyo!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kyo S. - Complete
The Good Life by Atreyl reviews
Matt and Mello, five years after the Kira investigation. This is the life they should have had, the life they deserved.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Who is the fairest of them all? And no; in this case, 'fair' is most definitely not a synonym for 'beautiful.' Written for everyone who wants Light to suffer for all eternity.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Chocolate Eggs and Expectations by lightningpelt reviews
Mello is after everyone's chocolate eggs... and the new boy, Matt, just won't give his up. Matt Near bonding occurs, no intentional slash. Rated K plus for Kawaii plus some Matt abuse at the begining. One-shot in honor of Easter.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Near, Matt - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by fear.loves.me reviews
A couple years pass and Near's view of being L, himself, and life changes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Near
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
Backstage by PrincessPika reviews
Matt/Mello, Mello/Near. Mello,a badass idol that causes drama wherever he goes,is hired to star in a movie! Read on to experience how he changed the lives of Matt and Near, two best friends who suddenly fall head over heels for the crazy blonde! Completed
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,121 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
With All Strings Attached by Atreyl reviews
Beside him he had a blond, blue-eyed angel that was comfortably sleeping against his side, and he couldn't remember the day they'd been reunited, reconnected, like pieces of a puzzle that perfectly fit.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: Haunted House by Atreyl reviews
At thirteen, Mello gets the brilliant idea of visiting a haunted house, but things do not end as expected.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Talk by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Prussia, France - Complete
The Things Love Did to Him by Atreyl reviews
When Matt's new job consists of sitting in a cubicle nearly half the day, the poor redhead seeks for something to do. And what better entertainment is there than to rant about Mello? Oh, the things love did to him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Fantasy by Atreyl reviews
Mello wants a story. And Matt will give him one, all right.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Light's Requiem by MrNameless12472 reviews
The worlds of Code Geass and Death Note collide in a story of two teenagers who have the powers to change the world. Collab between MrNameless12472 and DarkLily17
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Road To Vengeance by BellumTerra reviews
Mello and Matt recieve a visit from an unexpected visitor, wanting answeres. WARNING:Contains spoilers for the L.A.BB.Murder cases. Story is better than summary, and no chat format! You know I don't own Death Note. Reviews/Flames/Criticism welcomed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mello, BB
Fangrlz: Deleted Scenes by Destiny's Hand reviews
Here be little snippets from Fangrlz -- some silly, some serious -- that did not make it into the final cut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009
Europa by PastaWar19 reviews
All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
School is hell by ITILY reviews
Mouse Near, Cat Mello and Dog Matt in one school..so what's gonna happen?...Yaoi Warning!.. AU..rated T for author's bad habit...Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Great Escape by Atreyl reviews
It's Mello's and Matt's last day together, and Matt wants to enjoy it as much as possible. He wants to believe that he and Mello could make it out alive tomorrow. But he also knows that you can't escape your fate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
The Detention Club by NightRoseK reviews
One ordinary, damn Tuesday, Light Yagami is given detention. Before he knows it, he's thrust into the world of the misfits, where friendships are strong, love strikes quickly, and going back is an impossibility. AU highschool Yaoi LxL MxM ON HIATUS!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Light Y., L
A Childhood Fairytale: First Impressions by Atreyl reviews
There's a new kid at school, and seven-year-old Mello wants to be friends with him badly. But the new kid turns out to be weird. He wears goggles! Why would he do that? He would be hiding the most beautiful eyes Mello had ever seen.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Nightmare Central by eloquentelegance reviews
Welcome to Kitayume Kindergarten! Where the poor Lithuanian teacher is underpaid, the Latvian aid keeps fainting, and the kids-That is not a toy! No! How'd you get on the ceiling! Alfred... Just. No.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Lithuania, America
A Childhood Fairytale: The Chocolate Incident by Atreyl reviews
It's a beautiful morning at Whammy's. Until Mello wakes up, that is, to find that someone's messed with his chocolate. And all fingers seem to be pointing to a certain ten-year-old gamer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Boy with the Purple Eyes by ninjatomomi reviews
Gilbert, a veteran homicide detective, is put on the case of a kidnapping. As the case moves on, more and more is revealed surrounding the victim, entrancing Gilbert. He soon becomes obsessed with the boy he was sent to find, the boy with the purple eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
How to Handle: Your Own Death Note Character by Atreyl reviews
Congratulations! You have received your very own Death Note character! Please follow this guide on how to take care of them, and to avoid the worst case scenarios, like: an exploded body, you being shot. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Ultimate Musical by Kitty29 reviews
When a spell goes horribly wrong, England finds himself in a world where everyone sings. All the time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - England/Britain, France
Valentine's Day Compatibility Report by burst 'N bloom reviews
Congratulations, LOVINO VARGAS! You have just received your Valentine's Day Compatibility Report, as compiled by the UNITED IN LOVE FOREVER club at HETALIA HIGH SCHOOL! Your first match is: Ludwig Beilschmidt. // AntonioxLovino. LudwigxFeliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/7/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gamble by Kitty29 reviews
I put the names of the countries into a hat. Then picked out two names at a time. The results were, for lack of better words, positively delicious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
Nightmare by Atreyl reviews
He sneaked into the lunchroom and placed a chocolate bar and his DS on the table. In memory of you. Of us, the redhead thought. He slung his backpack over his shoulder and left the place that held dear memories of his blond angel.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Collateral by the violet phase reviews
I'll introduce you to my world." Little did Matthew Williams know what he had gotten himself into. AU. PruCan, Bad Friends Trio, and others. Ongoing multi-chap fic. PLEASE REVIEW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Why We're Rivals by Atreyl reviews
Why exactly are Mello and Near rivals? Could this be because Near knows Mello had--and still has-- a teddy bear named Mr. Matty? Or the fact that Near caught him singing?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: Bully by Atreyl reviews
Someone broke Matt's goggles. It's up to a nine-year-old Mello to beat the crap out of whoever it was.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
No Longer Beating by lightningpelt reviews
A short, sad, free verse poem about A, the forgotten Wammy. His final moments. May you find peace, A, and no longer have a need to cry out so desperately.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - A - Complete
The Princess and the Prince by Khmerfujoshi reviews
AU:Going to an all girls school isn’t easy. Especially when you’re given the title ‘Prince’ by your classmates. Hinata finds herself dealing with girls vying for her affection and a certain roommate who isn’t at all what she thought she was. SasuxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,847 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Tinted Gold by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,302 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Smile by Kamishiina.Jougen reviews
And then, it all ends. Sasu/Naru, Character Death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hetalia Royale by Domomomo reviews
It is a game. Battle Royale is a competition to become the world's next superpower. A survival of the fittest game, if you will. Note: Segments are NOT IN ORDER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Turkey
Brother, Please Save Me From This Pedophile by last letter reviews
Ludwig's sexuality is roughly that of a potato's; his only wish is to study in peace. Alfred is but a sack of raging hormones; his life's work is being cool. They are two different people with just one similarity - they are both dumb. Rome/Ger, Russia/USA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Germany, America
Executive Residence by Car reviews
“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: First Pet by Atreyl reviews
Six years old: Matt gets his first pet. He's elated. Mello? Not so much. Especially after he finds out what Matt's pet is.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Anime Family Feud: Death Note VS Code Geass by Marden reviews
Let's see which Anime family is better between these two kick-ass Anime Series when they battle in the new TV show, Anime Feud.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by LoveAndCoughDrops reviews
“And anyways, L doesn’t drink blood, he eats cake!” Near knows that Matt and Mello love a good ghost story. *New title, new summary! Formerly "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night"*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Unexpectedly by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
Unexpectedly, Sayu fell in love with the last person she thought she could ever remotely like. After all, most girls go for their high school or college sweethearts. She had to go for the kidnapper of all people. Rated T for some rare swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,939 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sayu Y., Mello - Complete
Of Family, Thugs and Gentlemen by julien-schu reviews
In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
I'm your Biggest Fan! by i.Jinx reviews
Who knew L and Light are boy fans to a specific book. See inside what book that might be!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Along the Sea Floor by st.jimmy.987 reviews
The Little Mermaid' like you've never seen it before! Nate is the "Prince of the Sea" who has fallen in love with the "Prince of the Land", Mello. With encouragement from Misa, he goes to the magic-wielder of the sea, Kira, so that he can be with Mello. ***process of being edited***
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,902 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Getting Off Subject by HiddenHikari reviews
Beyond and Naomi get WAY OFF SUBJECT while working on a case.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - BB, Naomi M. - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: Hugs, Kisses, and Hippies by Atreyl reviews
A four-year-old Matt wanted a lot of things: for Mello to hug him, to touch Mello's soft hair, and most importantly, to meet a hippie.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Trashed Angels by Hitomi Shirou reviews
One persons trash is another persons treasure, but who the hell would throw away a pair of babies? FrUk, PruCan, USAxOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Matthew is a Brain Ninja! by ninjafox369 reviews
A look into how Prussia loses ninety-nine point nine percent of arguments with Canada. Rated T for Prussia's mouth. Based off of Dane Cook's Brain Ninja joke.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Parent Trap by Spazzkitty reviews
The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Unknown by goth4ever reviews
A new boy is moved to England and France's school, and France thinks that this is the boy that will get England to come out of the closet about being gay. yaoi USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME by EmmileneRosalina reviews
LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME – Written for the kink meme. Child!Poland teaches Child!Prussia the word ‘awesome’. Edited from original
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Reversal Differences by st.jimmy.987 reviews
All right, another M/N from me! How are two rivals supposed to fall in love? With a little help from a red-headed gamer, a quirky detective, and said quirky detective's equally quirky brother. Hmmm....
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mello, Near
No Cause for Alarm by KSFWolfe reviews
"Mattie!" a panicked yell rang out from the kitchen. "What in god's name is this?"-Prussia discovers a horrifying new fact about the behavior of maple syrup in cold weather. Uses real names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Juvenile Illness by Sherrri reviews
AU. When Misa divorces him, Light begins obsessively stalking the man she'd been having an affair with, petulantly determined to make him suffer. However, he did not anticipate enjoying it so much. L x Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Light Y., L
Of Family, Friends and Football by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Skater Boy by Jinny-Senpai reviews
Meet Deidara, a new kid that decides to pretend he's a girl. Meet Sasori, a punk that hates dating girls. What happens when the two meets? // SasoDei AU High School \\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Leunung by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Grapes by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
What in the world can you make with a bunch of grapes!Other than trouble? Sequel to Lemonade!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Photographic Evidence by fynnorian reviews
England loses a bet and has to go to the World Summit in his pirate getup, complete with mannerisms. America finds this development unexpectedly attractive. England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Jealousy Bites by tenspeed457 reviews
Beyond Birthday is back after the Kira case. The case has been resolved with Kira's death, for which BB is responsible. Now, he just wants L to notice him. BB killed Kira before he could kill L, so that's why Matt & Mello are alive.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Costume by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
*Sequel to Pirate, you must read that before reading this.* If America thinks Pirate!England looks stunning in that portrait, how will he react to the real thing? US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Hero Frequency by EverythingIsMagic reviews
America's got the coolest and most awesome band in school, and he's totally going to win the Battle of the Bands contest. Or at least he might, if he can get England to put aside their past issues long enough to play guitar... USxUK- Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U.
Pirate by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
There were many rooms that were off limits to America in England's house, one being filled with portraits and photos. While England is out, America decides to sneak into the room. What does he find? And how does England react? US/UK in the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Never Before by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
AkatxMulan cross. Desperate for help,the Emperor sends a letter to his friend's grandson,who happens to be the leader of a certain organization.Will the soldiers crack under the intense training of Itachi,Kisame,Deidara and Sasori? Full sum inside no pair
Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Itachi U.
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Keeping it Quiet by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Matsuri is starting a new school. Supposed to be the best of the best. Just one problem. It's an all guy's boarding school! Now Matsuri has to act like a guy and struggle to keep her secret. It's going to be crazy year, and Matsuri has no idea how insane!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,623 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Hot Cocoa by CrystalOcean7 reviews
Deidara is drinking hot cocoa and talks with Sasori about their ideas of true love, which is simlair to their views on art. Sasori x Deidara fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Booth by Canadino reviews
Because what else can an older brother do when his younger brother subjects himself to such an atrocity like a kissing booth? High school AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The High School Story by clockwork starlight reviews
HighSchoolAU Had to happen at some point. SasuHina because if you read high school shoujo, that's just how it's supposed to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
Of Family, Biscuits and Video Games by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death of Dobby by SuperLunchLady reviews
Harry somehow gets a hold of a gun. And he shoots it off everytime someone says his name! This year at Hogwarts will be a crazy one for sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Effects of Itachi by InjuUchiha reviews
Oh, Itachi. What has your crazy-ness brought about this time? Seems like hell for Deidara and Sasori now... Warning: Extreme Itachi OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Love Story by YaoiFanatic1031 reviews
Deidara blows up Sasori's favorite puppet and Sasori is extremley mad. But what will he do when Deidara tries to run away in the middle of a SnowStorm? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Boys Of Wammy by City Girl Dreamer reviews
Mello wants to marry Matt, Matt wants to get to Level 100, Mello is longing to shoot something and Matt wants to know who the Hell gave Mello a gun...really, who would do such a thing? Mello/Matt. Yaoi. Wammy Era. One-Shots. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Mello, Matt
Of Family and the Proper Way of Eating Ice Cream by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur teaches Alfred and Peter the proper way to enjoy an ice cream cone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spiders in the Kitchen by Preussen reviews
Matthew never thought Gilbert was one to be afraid, so when he hears a rather loud yell coming from the kitchen, he has every right to be worried. Rated for Gilbert's mouth. Real names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
My Junk by GF-221b reviews
AU. Matthew opens his door to a heartbroken Alfred, and all he can do is take the poor boy in. eventual Canada/America, S. Italy/Spain, N. Italy/Germany, Russia/France, & England/Japan. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,046 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
High School Never Ends by AllThingsAnime123 reviews
This started out as a simple SasoDei oneshot but it kinda changed into a multi-chap whole group fanfic xD I don't own the characters or the song used as the title. Please be nice with comments and no flames, thank you! Rated M for Hidan's swearing xP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of Family and Being Proud by julien-schu reviews
Arthur has his hands full when not only his extended family comes over for a visit, Alfred, Matthew and Francis drop by.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Ilandere Okami reviews
Mello's the new kid at school and is imediately forced to ask Matt to the girls' choice dance under the pretense that he's a girl. Matt accepts, of course, but is in for a night of surprises. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Balls and Brides by TooDarnLazy reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do Mermaid's Have Baby's? by kabutoishot reviews
Tobi has just read The Little Mermaid, and begins to wonder how mermaid's have babys. Not a good thing to ask Deidara! T for swearing. :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Keehl's Ninth by Catmoongirl reviews
Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Matt, Mello
In The Grasp of the Dead by Book Mad TJ reviews
Light’s a perfect son with a genius IQ and good looks, who gets sent away to a school for disturbed children. Why? He can see the dead. But his school is not what it seems and the schools terrifying secrets could send him into insanity. Light/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,860 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Light Y., L
Maximum Ride: Chat Room Chaos by flailingmuse reviews
Chatroom and MSN fun with the Max Ride gang involving: cookies, hyperness, nicknames, Max's cooking, Digimon, lolcats, explosions, FAX, smilies, laptop naming, a little note-passing and MUCH more. Blame any lack of bold on FF dot net, not me, ok?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,544 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Don't Seize My Vital Region! by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
The world figures out that Canada has never had his 'vital regions' officially invaded. Chaos breaks out, and Matthew only wishes to return to invisibility... America x Canada, World x Canada, revised DSMVR version, other will be taken down
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 228 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Canada
Twin Hearts, Twin Souls, One love by Dark Angel Of Wind reviews
At Twin Hearts Academy you can have the best education.and with the right connections through the school you could lead a successful life no matter what career you choose That is if your "Shadows" Behaved themselves. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - L, Light Y.
The US of Eh? by Darkfire75 reviews
America finds out Canada's secret plan to rule the world starting with his southern neighbor . Not as crazy as it sounds ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Comedy of Errors by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Like Today Never Happened by xXJeevas-sonXDXx reviews
Matt was dead. Mello was sure of that, but a little boy in silly goggles steps PSP first into his life, and the blond starts to doubt this simple fact. Rated for Character death, and other such things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Let It Bleed by Loveless-slave reviews
No, Matt's not obsessed with vampires just really...interested. But what does this cyber-vampire "Mihael" have in store for him? And why won't the new kid leave him alone?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,964 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dreaming of a Fairytale by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
In a kingdom rife with revolution, Susannah Simon fights for the chance to live her childhood dream. Then a handsome distraction - a mysterious exile whose smile haunts her current dreams - makes himself known and soon all her fantasies could become real.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
When the Tulip Dies by lovelyblackheart reviews
Dreams haunt Deidara after his parting with Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Poetic Justice by Sherrri reviews
Matt embarrasses Mello at a mandatory poetry reading and a vicious prank war ensues. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Teenage Crush by Angel.By.Day-Devil.By.Night reviews
Well we've all had one...and Suze too. But this time there's no Mediators and Jesse's not a ghost, he's just your typical popular teenage guy, whom every girl is after, including Suze. But will he notice her...out of all the girls at school?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,643 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Let the Games Begin by lildevil76 reviews
Sequel to 'Truth or dare with the pack' read that first or you might not get some of the parts :P And for the ppl that did, this is about Bella, the Cullen's and the Pack playing various games ex. spin the bottle and twister R&R PLZ :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,791 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Gift Of The One I Love by CrystalOcean7 reviews
A cute Valentines story of Akatsuki love for each other by the seme giving or getting a gift for the uke. First chapter; Sasori x Deidara. Second chapter; Kakuzu x Hidan. Third chapter; Kisame x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Bittersweet Chocolate Covered Comfort by Nollie Marie reviews
My entry for Bronzehairedgirl620 and Leon McFrenchington's "Off the Page" Contest: When Bella has to choose between her two best friends, she goes to the one person she knows she can count on. He does always have chocolate handy… AH, OOC, M-rated one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Common Villages and Theater by st.jimmy.987 reviews
AU Prince Nate Rivers is 'kidnapped' by his cousin and lost in a commoner's marketplace. He is found by a theater group. Oh, my...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,611 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Twice Upon a Time by Hot n' Exotic reviews
AU. Suze Simon and her family move into a scenic little town where the eldest son of the rejected Spanish family catches her eye. Will their attraction grow into something more beautiful or will society's dominating clutches keep them apart forever? JS.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
The Battle of Fort Mackinac 1812 by rev lady mal reviews
Full Title of Story - The Battle of Fort Mackinac: How England briefly Got His Pirate Groove Back. It's 1812. America declares war on England again . England decides it's time for a little payback and to teach the boy a lesson.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Maybe by Shallie-wa reviews
What if Cammie's parents had both died when she was young? Never knowing about her spy parentage, Cammie has lived a normal life. Until one day she gets stuck in an elevator with a boy... named Zach Goode.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,850 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Cammie M., Joe S.
Truth or dare with the pack by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Let Me Love You by lildevil76 reviews
You're right, Alice I was in love with her. I ran out of my room and to her front step. I was going to tell her. As soon as she opened the door, my heart shattered into a million pieces. Dont worry, ExB story :D OC -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,970 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The World According to Romano by Spazzkitty reviews
Lovino rants in journal form about his unqualified psychiatrist that he doesn't need to see, the job he hates, and his annoying brother's friend who he either wants to run over with a truck or kiss-He's not entirely sure. Happy birthday, EJR-Blue-Rose!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/17/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
L'ange et le Monstre II by KuraiShinzo reviews
The sequel to L'ange et le Monstre: Gabriel and Elizabeth are finally getting their happily ever after wedding....after a fashion. Rated 'M' for possible gore and violence.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,362 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
All My Death Note by Ilandere Okami reviews
Soap opera of DN characters based off of a crackfic by Kitoriwitch613. "The human whose name is written in this note shall never live happily ever after..." Hilarious, stupid, interesting, deep. AU, OOC, crack, yaoi and het.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
To Write Love On Her Arms by anythingzombie reviews
AH/OOC - Edward Cullen just wants to help. Bella Swan wants the pain to go away. It gets harder before it gets easier. Can Edward save Bella before it's too late? Dedicated to the millions out there suffering. Short. Cutting/Suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone Wins by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella wins a game and gets her reward...one where everyone wins. See exactly what Bella won. Another entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! Slight follow up from "Calling the Bluff". R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Calling the Bluff! by Nollie Marie reviews
Alice decides that everyone is going to play "Calling the Bluff". Find out who's telling the truth about secrets and who is bluffing! My entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Shadow! by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
Bella plays a game from her childhood and has the power to annoy all the Cullens. please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
Of Cookies and Those Who Make Them by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Experimental by Shinjiteru reviews
They were friends, and nothing more. Then, something changed, and Tohru is not sure what. He's sure he likes it, though. Very much so. Tohru/Yuujirou
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Toru K., Yujiro S.
Stick to the Status Quo by A.D. Williams reviews
A new singing sensation has started at To-Oh University...and L's leading the way! Can Light resist the over-powering urge to burst into song as well? He does have an image to keep...stick to his status quo. Parody from High School Musical 1.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The List by Dobber17 reviews
Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seal belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Fighting Dreamers: Ouran Style! by Van 'n' Kim reviews
Ouran High has been issued a buddybuddy system to further prove to the world how awesome of a school it is, but what are those strange people dressed in black cloud cloaks? Wait, they're students? What is the Host club to do? SPOILERS Naruto Ouran cross
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Haruhi F.
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Bloody Kisses, Strawberry Smiles by LightofaThousandSuns reviews
He should be dead....but he's alive....he wants HIM dead....but then why does he kiss him? And who shall save L from this "terror"? BBxL, Some small RaitoxL, YAOI, rape, violence/blood/gore. Takes place during the Kira case, spoilers for "Another Note".
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,140 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - BB, L - Complete
The Gift for You by Nollie Marie reviews
It's mother's day and read what Renesmee gives Bella. Read and Review Please! And HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all mom's out there...this is for you all!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Calendar by Sovrani reviews
A series of drabbles/vignettes that in some way mention significant days of the year. Characters aren't mine unless stated otherwise. Rating may go up. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Mike the Vampire Hunter by tortgirl reviews
My grand return to fanfiction brings you after breaking dawn. After Mike's mother is bruttally murdered by a vampire Mike swears revenge. Yes this is a comic story. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Mike, Leah
Through The Glass by Rissohma reviews
Bella is falling for a certain gang leader and unknowingly finds herself sparking an intense rivalry between the two gangs of Forks, led by Jacob and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Truth Or Dare: Operation Alpha by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Just Relax by Nollie Marie reviews
AH Bella is too tense for what Edward is about to do and needs to just...relax... Not the best summary but there isn't really a good summary for this short one-shot. Just read it to understand the summary...and then review! Please and Thank You!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opposites by Shatteredsand reviews
Gaara Subaku is a violent young artist with few friends and many secrets. Sakura Haruno is one of the most popular girls in school and keeps everyone's secrets but her own. They were total opposites...but you know what they say about opposites.Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,035 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
It's an Easter Egg Hunt by Nollie Marie reviews
It's Nessie's first Easter and she's on a hunt for eggs. It's a Cullen style Easter Egg hunt. Never just expect plastic eggs filled with chocolate which is all Nessie expected and loves. /Part of the Additional Breaking Dawn Moments Collection/
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Prompt! by Chi Cullen reviews
Write me a story! Read for details, but this is a Writing Prompt. Take your favorite character from Breaking Dawn and write a chapter from their perspective! Please? You know you're tempted...you know you are...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008
Rebirth by memyselfisesshy93 reviews
2026- Max River is a very intelligent 14-year old, already graduated High School. Her life was fairly simple, until Kira is reborn and she finds a notebook. Max's life is turned upside down as she tries to learn everything: her parents' past and Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,733 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Near, Light Y. - Complete
Going Up by Nollie Marie reviews
February 13, you are cordially invited to state at the elegant Meyer Hotel in downtown Seattle. It’s a free stay. All you have to do is get on the elevator. Oh and you just might find your true love going up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Forever and a Week by Sherrri reviews
Sequel to For Honor and the Corner Office. While Matt adjusts to his new working conditions, Mello goes on a business trip. Can they save their relationship when both of them begin to suspect infidelity, and both may turn out to be right?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,957 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
New Sydney by bubblemoon66 reviews
Grace, Lorcan and Darcy travel to Sydney on a mission for Mosh Zu. GracexLorcan. Sorry, Title and summury suck.
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2007
Myrnin quotes by Eurydice Shadowcry reviews
Random quotes my friend and i came up with one day, when we were working on the Myrnins Assistants story. there just random things we think Myrnin would say.rated T because most deal with death, and are slightly morbid.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Myrnin, Amelie - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Bullet Proof by flyingfrogs reviews
Cammie's first mission seems fun at first, but when you add in missing nobles, crazy children with firecrackers, guys without shirts, kissing strangers, near death experiences & enough weapons to blow up satun...it gets a bit more complicated
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
When Purple Monkeys BITE by Kiheada.Ray.T reviews
Twilight Version of the Randomly Delicious series. Bella & Edward have survived all the obstacles in their path, so dealing with a crazy & random teenage girl from a diff. universe should be easy, right? Read as I create chaos as usual. Plenty of OCs. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007
Old Ties, New Ties by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
This is actually a Death Note/Code Geass crossover, written for a contest. Many years after Kira's defeat, Hal Ridner works for the Holy Britannian Empire. Near does not. He calls on Hal, and she goes back to see him with mixed feelings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Halle L., Near - Complete
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Mission Impossible by chrisgirl208 reviews
A good spy can take on anyone. And Cammie is a good spy. But it will be the greatest test of her skills to take on the most powerful man in the world: the President. Okay, with the help of her class and the Blackthorne Boys, too. :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Akatsuki high school host club by StitchedRevolution reviews
One day, Kisame is accepted into a new high school. A high school for the rich kids. But what happens when he walks into the famous 'music room 3' where the Akatsuki host club stays? Kisame X Itachi KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Love Everlasting by Uchiha Nara reviews
AU high school fic. Deidara's new to Konoha High and becomes attached to some instantly. But when it comes to Sasori, it seems to take more time. Will a friendship form during this school year, or something more? Last chappie made story turn M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,746 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Final Declaration by KiraAmano reviews
Sasori's final words to Deidara. SasoDei. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Cooking with Artemis and Holly! by HitnRunHeretic reviews
WARNING! NO LONGER UPDATING FOREVER! STOP ASKING! What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Model Behavior by The Green One reviews
Bella is an out-of-work model that has just been booked for a major campaign. The catch? Her photographer is the sexy, hate-filled, critical Edward and he hates her at first glance. Can they ever work together or will this job flop? BxE All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
The Game by Kelsey Goode reviews
Zach is back, and Cammie and him are playing a game. Who will win? Can Cammie send Zach over the edge?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Inside the Fire by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
All Human! Bella, Jasper, Emmett, and twins are sibs. Edward is Esme's only child and Step-son of Carlisle. Edward wants to escape his life so he cuts himself with a ceremonial knife. Better than Summary. Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mediator Christmas by land locked reviews
A humorous take on Christmas in Carmel. Suze is broke. Jesse and Paul have, erm ... fun. CeeCee and Adam get it on in a park. What more could you want? Mild Suze-bashing and slash. My first mediator fic, be kind.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Highs and Lows of Mistletoe! by Literati Lover reviews
A short one-shot of Christmas fluff! Will it be Jesse or Paul? And what does Mistletoe have to do with it all? This is basically the "hot-tub party" scene of the book, but with a Christmas party instead!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
A Little More in Common by dorawarrior reviews
L and Light are the best students in their school...yet they are extremely different...fate intervenes and they find that they may have more in common than they think...LXLight...side MelloXMatt and NearXSayu...COMPLETED! Disclaimer: I don't own DN...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,115 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Cullen Christmas Tree by Nollie Marie reviews
A Holiday One Shot! Co-written with Bronzehairedgirl620! The Cullens don't have a Christmas Tree. See just HOW the Cullens pick out their tree.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by The Duchessina reviews
Take your pick, Jack Force. Make your choice. You've got one chance: Don't screw it up. Mimi and Jack. Jack and Schuyler. Oneshot.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Ways to Imprint by LittleFairyAV reviews
There's more than one way to imprint. Romantic, hilarious, bizzare, or just plain AWKWARD, these are imprinting oneshots to make you laugh, cry, or sigh. It's hard to describe, but trust me- if you like werewolves, you'll like this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Your Big Break by StarletSpotlight reviews
Susannah has become an expert at romantic breakups ever since she was hired at Your Big Break Inc. to dump people for money. Company rule 5: do not get personally involved, is getting harder to obey with Jesse, the kind of guy she may want to date.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007
It's Santa Claus, Nessie by Nollie Marie reviews
It's Christmas time, Renesmee's first Christmas. And for her first Christmas, the Cullens decide to take her to visit Santa Claus! Nessie is excited and she knows EXACTLY what she is going to wish for. What exactly? You'll have to read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Apples! by Bunnylass reviews
Suze gets home from school early, looking forward to some quality time to hang out with Jesse. Only to be disappointed when she finds he's got someone else to hang out with...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Susannah S. - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Beginnings by Cotton CanAndy reviews
Starts on page 259 in New Moon when Bella gives Quil a ride. What if Quil got really upset? What if Bella needed a blood transfusion? What if she saw Jacob in a different way? Please read and review. Crticism welcome. COMPLETED! I've added an epilouge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,570 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Once Upon A Time by katcastle reviews
AU. Bella had lost her father,leaving her to the mercy of her Step-mother. One day she meets somebody that changes her life forever. Will she get her happy ending? A Cinderella based story. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Junipero Serra Home For Troubled Teens by KellerBeller reviews
I’m forcefully being moved to Junipero Serra Home For Troubled Teens, or in other words, I just got a one way ticket to hell.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Reality by Chocolate13 reviews
What if Edward and the Cullens were real? Kiera, a normal, modern, Twilight fangirl, is both frightened and excited when the famous vampire shows up. What happens then when she gets caught up in a struggle between her dreams and her worst nightmares?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,511 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Death Note: Lelouch of the Rebellion by BlackFeatherz29 reviews
Xover with Death Note. Through Suzaku's iron grip he caught a fleeting image of a young, green-haired girl, gracefully falling back. The next time he blinked she was gone. In her place was a flat black object. "Death Note," it read. OneShot.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Power Surge by Eulalie reviews
REPOST "Kiss me once again, the last, long kiss, until I draw your soul within my lips and drink down all your love." Sequal to "Black Out"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Bella, Edward
Friend or Snake? by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Marauder era, fifth year. Everyone seems to be against Lily's friendship with Snape. Can they prove he's not worth it? What will happen if they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Jeans by bluewingedkitty reviews
Nudge nearly blew up the washing machine. Iggy actually blew up Max's jeans. Now Max would like nothing better than to blow up Iggy. Fax, if you look hard enough.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Air is Running Out, Muse Style by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Bella is sleeping angelically. Edward gazes with adoration. She's so lovely, so sweet, so..... what the hell is that smell?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To hear you for the first time by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: This is a one shot, taken from Breaking Dawn pages 752-754. Edward's POV of hearing Bella's thoughts for the first time...ENJOY! Won 2nd place for Most Romantic K-T on Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadows by I want to be Jesse's girl reviews
What if Suze's mum never met Andy and they continued to live in the Big Apple i.e. New York? But with a killer ghost on the hunt and a love triangle with Suze stuck in between and not to mention graduation...Suze is busy
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Susannah S.
Falling again by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
The sequal to the surprisingly popular Lighbulb Challenge! I really hope you guys like this one just as much! Bella has had a major fall and the recovery isn't going as Edward would like it to, what will he do to get bella back to normal? Find out here
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
The RPattz Rap, Sir Mixalot Style by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Oh, my, God, Rhianne, look who they cast. He’s just so crap. He looks like he’s got caterpillar eyebrows. But ya know, caterpillars are just so last year..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Special Someone by Mrs. Jacob Black17 reviews
We all know now that Danica Reed can hold her own around the Cullen's, but what happens when Alex Caine shows up and does nothing but annoy Danica? Can she stop the sparks between them before they burst into flames? Sequel to Living with the Cullen's! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowls Bum Gets Pinched by Artemis Fowl's Girl reviews
If you like stupid random storys then look no further
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Wonderful Chat Room by inuandkagsbeliver reviews
Me and my Very Good friend decided to turn this into alot of chapters lol read and reveiw please i hope you like this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
A Pirate's Life For Her by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
AU. Jesse De Silva is the respected captain of the Savage Devil. 'Simon' is the young 'boy' desperate to escape 'his' life by joining Captain De Silva's crew. It isn't long before they are both fighting deeper feelings that they think they shouldn't have.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,926 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Leather Bound Kitten by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is left with nothing after leaving Wammy's House, save his hopes. This is the story of what might have occured during the time-gap, in the five years that nothing was seen nor heard of Mello...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,184 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Mello
The Ring by Nollie Marie reviews
He was told to send back a ring with just the address, no returning one. So when the person he thought was SUPPOSE to get it never gets it but instead Bella does. Now Bella is connected to a very important person through a very important ring. Enjoy! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Nessie and I by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: This is a short one shot about Jacob and Renesmee, like how her nickname came to be, Renesmee using Jacob as a chew toy for the first time, and another sweet moment for the two. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Training Wheels by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: Renesmee sees other kids ridings bikes. Now she wants to learn how...should be interesting when none of the vampires learned how to ride a bike. ONE SHOT! Pure fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ghost by teardrop456 reviews
I risked everything for you. I didn't come back so you could reject me! Everything will go back to normal, to the way it was. And if I have to kill to get you to notice me, then so be it... I will kill for your love... If only you'll love me again...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,382 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Two Hearts: Serenade by Higure-san reviews
It's a journey for both of them. For one, to search for his lost memories and the other, to fight for his rights. But with such forces against them, will they find each other's hearts again? eventual SasuNaru, cont. of Two Hearts, various side pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,478 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If Only He Knows by raindrops on rosesx reviews
Susannah Simon is a ghost. Paul Slater, a shifter who gets any girl he wants...finds himself falling for Suze. But it was love at first sight when Suze saw a certain Jesse De Silva, Paul's worst enemy. Now, IF only Jesse could see her...R&R please?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
The Wonders of Late Night Conversations by Shadow Ice Maiden reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
A Different Perspective by prettypinkbookworm reviews
When we read Twilight we see only Bella's perspective. But have you ever wondered how certain scenes would be if told by someone else? These are scenes from another's point of view. Peek inside Elizabeth's mind as she begs Carlisle, or Jane's in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
In Which Gazzy Feels Like A Woman by Epitome of Randomness reviews
*Oneshot* Max is forced by the Flock to go and sing at a karaoke bar. Fax, major twist! T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Loss by Muff'Nbutter reviews
They were born to be best friends, born to love each other forever. But when tragedy strikes, will Bella remember that true love will survive through all? Will she be able to learn how to live without the one who taught her how to love in the first place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Bella and Edward The Spy And The Assasion by WrittingPrincess9 reviews
What if Bella was a spy and Edward an assasion? What if they meet on numerous occasions? Will Love Blossom? Edward is a vampire with green eyes. Bella works for FBI.Please Enjoy and Review.Love Sencerly WrittingPrincess9xxx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
My Own Prom by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella Swan doesn't like & doesn't want to go to Prom and neither does the new HOT guy, Edward Masen, who happens to be Alice's cousin. But when a scheming pixie decides to get these two together...well...let's say no one is safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
The Twists and Turns in Life by Muff'Nbutter reviews
Want to read something special that may not have you guessing, but will shock you with what comes to pass? Something that seems ordinary but underneath is unique and new? You'll be saying "wtf?" in no time at all! in a good way, of course :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Death Note High School Musical by deep.lilac reviews
Vertigo Entertainment is going to have an American remake of Death Note 2010 . It’s rumored that they wan Zac Efron to play Light; and some fans want some Disney-people to play other roles. Oddly enough, a few of the songs seem to fit the Death Note. Done
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
The Escort by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella just got dumped, is now dateless for a charity event, and asks her best friends for help to find her a last minute date. Edward Cullen is a local struggling artist & is now an escort. Now the two will redefine the meaning of passion. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Frogs by bluewingedkitty reviews
“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Switched by oOFallOutoftheSkyGirlOo reviews
When a bomb accident leaves Max and Iggy in each other's bodies, they agree to not tell. But when Fang finds out, he decides to have a little fun and see just how far Max and Iggy will go to keep their switch a secret. Some Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Dear Danna, by cyberpielover reviews
Deidara writes letters to Sasori after Sasori's death. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
For Honor and the Corner Office by Sherrri reviews
AU. Matt competes with his coworker, Light Yagami, for the corner office, and he is determined to win at all costs. This requires his roommate, Mello, to pretend to be his girlfriend at the company Christmas party. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Breaking Stone by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is often a rather angry fellow. It's bad enough when Matt must see that unhappy look of his for hours a day, but when the unfortunate demise of a certain GameBoy occurs, there's punishment in store. **Kinky yaoi, one-shot**
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
101 Ways to Defeat the Dark Lord by Tassel630 reviews
101 ways Deathly Hallows might have ended, had J.K. Rowling felt a bit more... shall we say... strange. Series of unrelated oneshots. Some OOC. Hence 'Parody'. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Voldemort
I Wouldn't Have Guessed by Inamorta reviews
Cute fluff. The Flock play truth or Dare. Now being re-done since it sucked so much. :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Naked Twister: Death Note Edition by NAveryW reviews
Originally written as a high school writing assignment. The prompt was "naked twister", based on a running joke throughout senior year. I can't believe I actually got a 100 on this.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Neptune's Girl by teardrop456 reviews
Neptune: A pompous,hawty, roman god of the sea who thinks he's a total heart throb. Terralyn: a spunky 2007 girl. With lots of laughter,tears and anger, something grows between them, but can they overcome impossible obstacles and learn to love?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,155 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007
Gwin's Mildly Entertaining Version of Events by Duckweed reviews
Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2005
Pretend by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Sometimes, it’s nice to pretend. I’ll just lie here with my eyes closed. Iggy POV, Part of the Silence series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Bella and Edwards relationship:Whats up with that? by tortgirl reviews
The Forks night time news show does a show on Edward and Bella's relationship, this is pretty much the journey of Melissa Freally and getting her story on them. With cameo's from group therapy. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Gym Membership by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Project Zombie by hostilecrayon reviews
In secret, a scientific process jokingly referred to as Project Zombie is underway. What does this mean to the dead assassin Touya Akira? And who is behind this horrible process? And for what means? Where does Hikaru fit into all of this? AU
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2008
Even In Death by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
Emmett is Bella's Older bro. Jasper, Rosalie, and Edward are sibs and are new to Forks. What happens when Bella meets Jasper first, then he gets into Alice? Read to find out the plot. Summary sucks, but plz read! All Human, for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artemis Gets Sorted Out by celticfox reviews
What if at age eleven Artemis found out he was a wizard? How long does it take one child genius to mess up The Sorcerer's Stone? My first story, please review! -THIS IS DEAD. IT IS NEVER UPDATING. EVER. I HATE IT NOW.-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Here Without You by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
Edward and Bella are both divorced, from other people. What happens when their daughters need new hearts? Now rated M for EmmettxBella Lemon. EdwardxBella in the future. Review and no flames please. Hope you like it. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insert Spiffy Parody Title HERE by ichigoxringo reviews
For the sake of those who hate Twilight. I have successfully managed to bash it, while still entertaining it's fans! Like we still need that, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Red Is For Valentines by The Pyrat reviews
Matt isn't a very social person, so why then is he staying out all night and making mysterious phone calls? Even stranger, why is he so determined to lie to Mello about it? Mello decides to get to the bottom of it, and discovers something unexpected...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,860 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Edward Finds Fanfiction by PockyxPocky reviews
Edward, everyone's favorite innocent virgin vampire finds some not so innocent entries on a fan fiction sight! About him! *Le Gasp* Just when someone walks in... no description of what he reads! sorry but the reactions are all good R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Emmett Potter and the DimWitted Wizard Twits by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens are all enrolled into Hogwarts as Emmett is dared to prove to the Wizarding World that HE is the real Harry Potter...but how is he going to do that with his whole 6'5' self?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/3/2008
Beaten by Kyln reviews
Bella has been Abused all of her life. Will her prince come to her rescue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
Max Shows Jessica Around by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
Takes place during the second book. Max shows her friend from school around Ann's house, including the activities of bored flock members.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008
Confederacy Victory by Tassel630 reviews
-All canon- "Edward beat Alice at chess, and then I played Jasper. He buried me." Bella, Eclipse, Page 57. Exactly how badly did Bella lose during that chess game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Voldemort, Meet Benny by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Benny is moving on from the Volturi to the Death Eaters. Will his also take Voldemort over with his evil cute powers? Will he take over the world? Read part two of the "Benny Meet" series. Sequel to "Aro, Meet Benny" you don't have to read it but this wi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
The Gentlemen's Tea Party by The Pyrat reviews
With his very proper ex-lover coming over for a visit, Roger has a mere three days to turn the top three children in Wammy's House into perfect gentlemen. But Mello, Matt, and Near don't take kindly to the idea, and L certainly isn't helping.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Edward's Diary of Angst! by PockyxPocky reviews
So Edward wants to put his thoughts to papper. This is your chance to see what goes on inside his head! R&R if you want more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward
Day of Sorrowful Remembrance by Annilus reviews
Death and sadness were inches away in the small village of Konoha. A large storm had erupted, and gave everyone that lived in the village a shiver going up and down their spine. Death was definitely approaching, and many felt they knew whose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alice by prettypinkbookworm reviews
We all love Edward and Bella. But what went on in Alice's life, the life she can't remember? This is Alice's story, from her days in Mississippi to the asylum to meeting Jasper and falling in love. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,475 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Talking in Our Sleep by The Werewolf Mage reviews
People say a lot of funny things in their sleep don't they? Let's see what some Marauder era characters have to say in their sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Hic! by TooDarnLazy reviews
It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
Are You There, God? It's Me, Father Dominic by The General G of K reviews
ONESHOT MIDHAUNTED. After learning that the ghost and the mediator are an item, Father Dominic heads to the sanctuary and talks to the one person he knows won't back talk or utter the phrase "As if!" That person? Oh, just God.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Father Dominic - Complete
Survival of the Smartest by The Green One reviews
Bella and Edward have always been put against each other to see "who's smarter" and that rivalry generated apparent hatred. Now they need to work together on a major competition. Do these two truly hate each other, or is there something else? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
There's Something Up With Us by electable reviews
"Hey," I said, trying to seem like another innocent boy who secretly wasn't a secret agent who had a legend. - One-shot and will stay a one-shot. Sorry.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Tassel630 reviews
-Pickup from Zukaddy- "My heart sank through my stomach like a leaden weight, pulling my mood down with it. 'I, uh, met you last night,' I finished lamely. And I fell in love with you last night, too. " OC imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki High School Host Club by Babs McGoogle reviews
Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Sasori, and Tobi all end up making a host club. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Everto Oculus by The Pyrat reviews
This is the tale of Beyond Birthday, the boy who saw death. Within is chronicled his meeting with the young detective L, his search for answers to the mystery of his eyes, and his life in Wammy's House. So have a seat. BB has a story to tell...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,321 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
I Will Always Find A Way Back To You! by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
I..I'm not ready to be a father..." What happens when Meggie and Farid re-meet after five years and one thing leads to another? Meggie becomes pregnant, that's what happens. Join the two on their struggling journey. Please read and review. No Flames!
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Limits by stephi-247 reviews
Sasori has his limits. Deidara likes to pass them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Reasons by Epitome of Randomness reviews
There are lots of good reasons why I don't talk...Fang muses over his silence through the series. Spoilers MR1-MR3, Fax. Part of the Silence series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,409 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hush by redfeatherz reviews
What do you do when someone who claims to have been genetically enhanced speaks to you online and offers the chance to become what he is? Choose wisely, it's your family, friends, home, and live versus a dream you could live... rated T for swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Sisters Grimm SongficFanfic Series by Gypsy Moon reviews
One-shot about Mr. Canis's final battle with the wolf.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Scholarship by Memoryloss reviews
Deidara has won a scholarship award to study in Konoha High, a school where the rich go to study. High school would be great if Itachi the weasel didn't exist, though. But when Deidara finally starts to like Itachi, Sasori transfers into Konoha High...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Letters, Riddles, Surprises, and Soup by The Pyrat reviews
A collection of short-stories about the Wammy's House Boys. Made of equal parts L, Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near, a treat of the light and fluffy variety. **Contains shonen-ai**
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
AU: Games by The Pyrat reviews
With LA behind them, Matt and Mello are living a life on the road, finally freed of all boundaries. But when threatening messages are left written in blood, it turns out the LA murderer may not be so far behind as they thought... Sequel to AU: Face
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,204 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Forks' Baby Boom by Zukaddy reviews
Bella and the Cullens have a class project: raise a "baby." The only problem, they can't pick their partners. What happens when Bella doesn't get Edward? And how about the other Cullens? Who are their partners? What do her friends think? Charlie? Jake? EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
The Upper East Side of Forks by Zukaddy reviews
Bella is the richest girl in NYC. When her parents think she is too wild, she is sent to Forks where she meets the boy of her dreams: Edward. Can the girl who has everything and everyone get the one guy who doesn't want her? ExB. I update every 10 reviews
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Prayer by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Set during the church scene of MR1, Fang prays. Part of the Silence series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
The Soapies by Sovrani reviews
A series of Soap Opera episodes, starring the Artemis Fowl characters. New chapter is up! R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Journals by flailingmuse reviews
DEADFIC! Adopted by Fangalicous08, she's finished it, read hers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
ReLIVE by amaya-black-wings reviews
“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,458 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Don't you just love Randoms? OH LOOK A MONKEY! by Wolf-Man No Like His Kibbles reviews
Okay, has you tell, these are randoms like the title. I make these up when I'm hyper. Ps. I'm always hyper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007
Artemis Fowl, MarySues and Illiterate Fangirls by Sovrani reviews
Two illiterate AF fangirls decide to rewrite an AF book, and two regular AF fans attempt to stop them. With erections, mud pits, Mary-Sues and more! But not a lot more. Oneoff, R&R. Holly/Arty, because it's me. Now rated T, sorreeee.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Benny, Meet The Volturi by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Something I wrote to jumpstart my Muse. It's about my best friend's dog annoying the Volturi. I hope you like it. Flames, as one of my friends says, will be put out with a fire extinguisher.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Just Like You by Hane Tsuki- Wings of the Moon reviews
Eclipse Spoilers, The story takes place 80 years after Eclipse takes place Ellie Black is the great granddaughter of Jacob, she learns of secrets from her family and all the while she is slowly falling for a boy, a boy with golden eyes
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Something by Zukaddy reviews
Blair Cullen is a half vamp/ half human. But she's a full blown teenage: hormones, anger, crushes, and all! What would happen if her secret comes out and the vampires' covers are blown? Can Blair ever regain her semi-normal life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
Sunrise by Shadoe17 reviews
This story takes place after Eclipse. This is my take on how things are going to play out. R&R please! I need the support! I love constructive critisism!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
AU: Face by The Pyrat reviews
The Kira case is over and Mello is in prison for life, until an unexpected source offers him a way out in exchange for his help. Old enemies arise, a murder case becomes a personal threat, and a friend meant to be dead may be alive, and turned traitor...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mello - Complete
Ridiculous things the human Cullens do by tortgirl reviews
A series of one shots of the Cullens before they were vampires, first up is Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Just For Hurting You by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
What happens when Ethan's friend gets a little carried away with his Ethan's sister? Find out inside. No flames please! Review, I would love to see your opinions on this story!
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Want by amaya-black-wings reviews
“I live here because I lost something.” She smiled sadly at him again. It was a kind smile, but not a smile that he had wanted. Not the greeting he had wanted. He began to question if he had any right to want anything from her at all.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Demon's Cherry Blossom by Mage-Chan212 reviews
They met at the exams. She was everything he wasn't. He wanted her love, he wanted her blood. He needed her then. Seven years later they meet again and this time Sabaku no Gaara has no intention of letting his mate go again.GARRA X SAKURA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,932 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
The Cullens play a revengefilled game of truth or dare. Bella included...DUH! jk! multiple povs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
Truth or Dare? New and Improved by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
This is the new and improved version of my other story, truth or dare. It has all the same things in it, just a little bit better writing I think , and different formatting. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2008
My Life Story! by Topaz in the Meadow reviews
NOT YOUR ORDINARY TWILIGHT FANFIC! This fanfic is about Jacob and Bella. This story takes place while Bella is in eighth grade. She lives with Charlie and Renee. She also has a younger brother named Zach. WARNING: This story has a lot of drama! JxB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Prank Phone Calls With Kaye! by pandorasnotebook reviews
Kaye gets bored and decideds to prank some people! First victim- Ruddles. Basicly just fun randomness.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Game of Truth or Dare by Star869 reviews
Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett force Bella to play Truth or Dare with them. What will happen? And where in the world is Edward? This could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
THE WONDERS OR DANGERS OF IMING by inuandkagsbeliver reviews
Bella and Edward think they are meeting for the first time on the computer. but what they don't know is they are sworn enemys in real life. this could be troubel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
259 by The Pyrat reviews
In Wammy's House, Room 259 has been kept locked for years, its past kept secret. Mello, sick of having things kept from him, decides to do some investigating of his own into 259's mysterious past. In the process, he uncovers more than he bargained for...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Mello - Complete
First Kill by The Pyrat reviews
Matt has waited four years for Mello to call him. But when that call is finally recieved, it isn't what he expects...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
No Ordinary Cinderella: Once Upon A Time by Just Your Average Teenage Girl reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
What to get my Valentine? by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel/ After being kissed at Midnight, Bella & Edward couldn't be more happy...only 1 problem. Bella forgot Valentines Day and she doesn't know WHAT to give to Edward...only worse...Edward is giving her lavish gifts. AH! Plez R&R, sum does suck
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Rain by The Pyrat reviews
**SPOILERS FOR BEYOND Ch.58 AND Ep. 25** Matt just wanted to spend the day inside relaxing, but Mello's strange behavior soons ruins his plans. Is it just a bad day for Mello, or is he hiding something deeper?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Secret by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is my Valentines Day special story. Edward Mason recieves a Valentine Card from a girl named Secret. Now he has to find out who Secret is. I'm horrible at Summaries...just read it. All human- oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Bella's RAZR by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the third in my Twilight commercials series. Bella has to reach the clock tower by noon...if i say anymore it will ruin it. :D oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Jacobs Visitors by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
Were you left wondering what happened to Jacob after Jaspers fateful phone call? First of two installments. Commissioned by the VMT Queen of Games. Review please! I'm not Stephenie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Poor little mind reader by tortgirl reviews
The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Wee Firsties by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Marauders and company first year fic. Chaos, annoying the girls, and playing jokes on the teachers. Boys will be boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007
Bad To The Bone by WrittingPrincess9 reviews
What if Bella was not as innocent as we believed. What if after every bad relationship she killed her ex? Will Edward survive? Please read and review! Your obediant author -lol- WrittingPrincess9 xxx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
The Dedication by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Edward never came back. A year later, Bella is the singer in the band Werewolf. Every song has the same dedication. “To the vampire who broke my heart and left me for dead.” What happens when Edward comes across a CD?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 305,158 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I failed you, my friend by hollowsmile reviews
Naruto and Sasuke meet again character Death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emmett Goes Prettyboy by Zukaddy reviews
SEQUEL TO EMMETT GOES EMO! Emmett goes prep, nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Zukaddy reviews
Ashton's mother is a drug and alcohol addict, and his father is gay. When he gets sick of his life in Texas, he sets off for his mother's side of the family to learn his Native American past. What he finds there is what he least expects: werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Diary of Artemis Fowl the Second by Crystal Shores reviews
Arty starts a diary when he is put into public school. What happens when he finds out he's a little more attractive than he thought? Total fangirl stuff, read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Jacob Black by Just Your Average Teenage Girl reviews
I’ll tell you the tale, of a broken heart, of a werewolf who was happy and then torn apart,of a girl who he loved and who she chose, even though that are now foes, I can never forget the girl who ruined me, but also the person that saved me .::OneShot::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Imprinting by Gnome de plum reviews
What happens when Jacob Black imprints with a rather...unlikely candidate? Inspired by a moment of insanity, and the voices in my head. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Edward or William? by Topaz in the Meadow reviews
Edward leaves AGAIN! Bella is torn into pieces. Will Bella get over Edward and move on? Will she meet another suave vampire? Will Edward come back? Dun Dun Dun! Read and find out! Edward needs you! CHAPTER 13 NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007
Cullen Bachelorette Party by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
Sorry for the long wait, this is the sequel to Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare. It's us, the VMT Queens of Skits and Games, so you know it's good. We love our reviewers. Sistergrimm and Kimberlyinedwardland from the Lex wish you a good party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Disturbed Memories by Just Your Average Teenage Girl reviews
A Tale of Isabella, of distrust, betrayal, deceit & lies. Her family was destroyed, her future taken away, her life ahead only consisted of these 4 padded walls of Biloxi Mental Asylum. She thought no one could save her… that is until she saw Mary Alice…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Existence by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
The sequel to 'Damning an Angel. For one hundred years, Edward has been haunted from the memory of Bella's death. But, is she actually dead at all? Chapter Six Posted! Edward's Point of View!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
Valentine's Day: Bella and Jake style by Emo and Moving On reviews
This is a little something deticated to Bella, Jacob, and all of the people that look for love in odd places! Please ENJOY IT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
Silen Night by teardrop456 reviews
Silent Night, all is calm, all is right... nothing is right at the moment.With murders, kidnappings and vamp boys, whats a girl to do? Mel's life is about to change, not that it was normal in the first place, her being a Silen, modern day Sandman, and all
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,332 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Bad Habits Start Early by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Baby Harry has such a cute name for his father. But can James break him of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 290 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by Zukaddy reviews
Bella is the Queen Bee at Forks High. And she always gets what she wants. But when the new boy, Edward, isn't interested, she loses her edge. Will she ever get Edward? Or will the head girl fall flat on her face? AU, All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Already Dead by Just Your Average Teenage Girl reviews
As Edward & Bella come to an end, she finds comfort in an unexpectated friend. Jake imprints on another, leaving her to never recover. Faith, friendship, family, love & hope was gone long ago, with everything else in its miserable tow .::ONESHOT::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Good Night, Sleep Tight by bubblemoon66 reviews
Grace can't sleep so Lorcan tells her a bedtime story. Vampirates. Randomness and some fluff.
Vampirates series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
My Random Rant On Mary Sues by Epitome of Randomness reviews
See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
What Are The Odds? by Epitome of Randomness reviews
I can only hope that I never have to be that close to a human again. Their lives go by in a flash. My existence goes on forever." Bartimaeus' thoughts on the three people who meant most to him. Very short and slightly opaque threeshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
A Kiss at Midnight by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella has a crush on Edward Cullen, her friend, and as the New Year approaches Bella just wants the start the new year off right with a kiss from the one person she loves. continues slightly from Merry Christmas Bella R&R plez.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
It's Raining Men! by Librarian2be reviews
AU what would happen if Bella moved to live Forks with her father, who decideds to send bella to a boarding school. 1 problem only one school in washington has an opening. What happens when Bella finds herself the only girl in the mist of hundreds of boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007
Cullen Kareoke by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's singing in the shower gives Edward an idea. Please read and review. Some Eclipse spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
The Long Road Less Travelled by Silver.Rain.Momentos reviews
ALTERNATE ENDING TO REBIRTH! Why did I do this? I thought you all deserved to know what would happen if I decided to turn Hannah into a vampire. This was the original ending, but I changed my mind. I'm trying to make my fics multigenre friendly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007
sleep talking by VampiressE12B reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Dusty Potter and the Ink Disheartened by Duckweed reviews
Harry Potter x Inkheart. What happens when a pair of slightly obnoxious fanfiction writers force various Harry Potter characters to act out a rather badly scripted version of Funke's masterpeice? Cowritten with mynameisbob.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Not A Creature Was Stirring by nidhogg reviews
1865: It's Christmas Eve, but Teresa Golding feels that something's...wrong.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
James Potter, Nature Expert by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Tired of his quote unquote professor status, James decides to keep a 'nature journal' of the residents of Hogwarts. Boy won't he be in trouble when someone finds it? Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 19,684 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - James P.
Whim by Flightless Bird reviews
How odd' he thought, both laying on the ground one dead the other about to,'At my whim I would kill him, but at his whim we would go together. Character deaths, Short and AT. Rated for death thats all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merry Christmas Bella by Nollie Marie reviews
A short oneshot Christmas story, about Bella telling us about different Christmas memories with the Cullens. Everyone is human. Merry Christmas Everyone! R&R plez.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Meet Me at the Gazebo at Sunset by maximumride24 reviews
Fang tells Max to meet him at a gazebo at sunset. really cute ONESHOT FAX cuz its written by me
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Rebirth Of The Mystery by Silver.Rain.Momentos reviews
Our favorite heroine, Hannah, is back in action! But what if the Volturi find out? And now she's back, will she still be changed? What is she capable of then? Beside that, will she finally fall in love? Alternate ending coming soon to a fic near you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
An Uneventful Death by TheWatcherandReader reviews
A different way to die. AU oneshot, character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Switching Lives by Librarian2be reviews
Bella is on vacation with Charlie before she moves in with him. While there she meets a girl named Melissa who looks exactly like her. Since she is dreading going to live in forks with Charlie and Melissa wants to get away from her parents divorce and her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Eternity by The Vanishing Magician reviews
Edward is...complicated. But maybe if you knew a little bit more about his life, then maybe you'd understand.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007
TTYL: An Instant Message Story by FishFriend reviews
Our favorite Cullens are back...on instant message. This includes IMs with individuals, and chat rooms with everyone. Who knows what will happen with the Cullens in tow?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Things They Just Shouldn't Do! by Emo and Moving On reviews
I'm making a simple list of things I don't think certain Twilight characters would EVER do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007
Stop That! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders try to get baby Harry to stop sucking his thumb.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Inner Dialog by The Werewolf Mage reviews
During detention, Sirius and James discuss what other people may have been thinking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Blue Moon by Zukaddy reviews
Mackenzie is one of the best gymnasts in New York. But when her mom moves to La Push, WA, she gives up Gymnastics and befriends a boy named Jake. What happens when things start to get hard to handle? Can Kenz handle the heat? Or the cold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Labyrinth of Immaturity by TheCorinne reviews
Dumbledore and Umbridge hook up and wreak havoc on Hogwarts! Can two crazy 5th year girls save the school and the students before it's too late? Don't count on it, they're kinda busy causing mischief and partying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,508 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
The Name Generator by Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Sadness in Death of a Loved One by deathberry1392 reviews
Konan is worried about Deidara's state of mind after Sasori's death. [PeinKonan] [SasoriDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Fangirl Conference by fowlfan reviews
Artemis and Holly go to a fan conference, little do they know things are about to get ugly, flames are expected but I'm just trying to be realistic here folks, enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Videogames, Vampire Style! by Talvana reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Pants by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Sirius, James, Remus, and even Peter have a short little chat about pants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Myrtle the Tyrtle's Seven Days of Fairy Tales by Myrtle the Tyrtle reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione battle evils that strangely resemble scenes and characters from seven well known fairy tales as they hurry to rescue Ginny from the clutches of evil Draco 'the incredibly sexy ferret' Malfoy before the week is up! Feel free to R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P.
Say Hi To Kitty For Me How? by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Oneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Really Random Rants by Mauri Night reviews
NEW SUM: Whatever... I see the light! SHUN THE FREAK! ISH! YOU DIED! I can why that's amusing... for you... It's... its... THE END. R&R,make us happy! DONT shun the freaks! Read the chappy, find out what that means! GO! NOW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
461 Signs That You Are Obsessed With This Series by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Exactly as the title says.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Bella Quiz Mania! by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's bored and decides to check out a quiz site. What will she find? You can take the quizzes too! Please Read and Review, slight spoilers. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare the Angel Style by Ferrero reviews
Angel convinces the flock to play truth or dare. Title says it all. Angel uses her powers to 'help' a person complete a dare or tell the truth. FAX. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Forgive Me by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
My second songfiction. Set in Eclipse just after Bella tells Edward that she can't stand it if [he] leaves her again. Not sure if it should be K or T here... it's inbetween, I guess.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Happy Halloween by nidhogg reviews
The Cullens celebrate the 31st of October, but Esme has reservations.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Crazy Past! by vampireGrl101 reviews
Edward and Bella go back in time to when Edward was human! What will Edward and Bella figure out about Edwards past? Edward has some MAJOR PROBLEMS back then! Trust me it's hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007
Messages And Romance in the LEP by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Holly and Lilli are messaging when Trouble comes up for a chat. Could there be romance in the air? COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
School for Dummies by Realilly reviews
Artemis is in middle school with OMG popularzzz! and sarcastic, slightly perverted girls, not to mention teachers that must be broken in. Ch. 9: Artemis hires Juliet's services for a dinner with Mssrs. Lipton and Strait & drama rises w chrissy and her bf!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,057 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Artemis F.
Sirius and James by The Werewolf Mage reviews
“Gee, James, what are we going to do tonight?” “Same thing we do every night Sirius: Try to take over Hogsmeade!” Rated JUST to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
25 things Emmett can't do involving Edward's piano by tortgirl reviews
the title says it all
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
November Crimson by SerenNoir reviews
As soon as I heard the first shot, I knew immediately what was happening. My second realization was this: Gaara had finally cracked. School Shooting fic. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Inkspell in a new way by Haladflire65 reviews
Jason is a normal boy whose favorite book series is Inkheart. Then, he gets read into his favorite book's sequel, Inkspell, and meets all of the characters for himself. Meggie, Mo, and everyone else. More detailed summary inside. MAJOR INKSPELL SPOILERS!
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
The Dawn of Horror by Luna Vaughan reviews
Bella is in pain and so is Charlie. Could it be something not even Edward can fix.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2007
50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The first of it's kind! The story version is now playing in a city near you! oneshot T for strange things...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Pranks and Revenge equals JELOUSY by Luna Vaughan reviews
Edward and Alice have been playing pranks on Bella. She can't stand it anymore. She decides to strike back and get revenge with a little help from Emmett and Jasper. Someone gets hurt. Who will it be. A little jelousy is involved. Read to find out more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/9/2007
Eight, Left Bracket is a Sad Emote by tanyart reviews
Fed up with reading bad summaries, the flock tries to save the MR fandom by teaching a lesson on writing teasers. Yet, things start to look grim when they are bombarded with horrific displays of bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and fourth wall narrative.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007
Adventures Online by Zukaddy reviews
What happens when the Cullens discover the power of the internet? What happens when Emmett becomes a Youtube star? All Reviews are loved and cherished! One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
The Flock Finds FanFiction by SerenitySnow412 reviews
The Flock randomly discovers the wonders and horrors of FanFiction. Crack Fic. Slight Fax. Set after STWAOES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
Centaurs: A Long And Rich History by Realilly reviews
What happens when Root writes an article bashing Foaly and his whining? All heck breaks loose, DUH, while revealing tails pun intended! of this secretive centaur are released!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Foaly, Julius R.
Always There by Insane-About-Twilight reviews
Just a short oneshot I wrote. Bella gets hit by a drunk truck driver. What will happen? And what will Edward do when he finds out? Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Pregnant? Version 2 0 by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
[Voldy Story] PARODY. PARODY. Used to be Pregnant?, now it's revamped [aha...no pun...] Bella's pregnant...But that's not possible...For vampires, that is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
The Cullen's Chatter Box by TheReadingBird reviews
When the Cullens discover the joy of a chatroom, it could mean bad things for Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007
Evil Bunnies by vampiresaremylife reviews
Just a random story about Bella and The Cullens with bunniesREVIEW!I dont OWN ANYTHING tear
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007
Seven days of lonely by Surfer Girl Forevuh reviews
The Sisters Grimm When Sabrina gets annoyed with Puck, she desides to take a walk. crappy summary, PuckxSabrina parings near the end. Flames will have water thrown on them.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humo