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Name: Kyt, my real name i hate and you don't need to know.lol

Age: 20

Email: gillsgur@sbcglobal.net-feel free to email me anytime, i love to take to ppl that can understand me and relate

Gender: Female i think..no..yeah i am...or am i


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I love Mpreg. I know its wrong, and I know it’s impossible. But remember, it’s also called fanfiction for a reason.

If I read a summary, and realize I won’t like the fic, I won’t read it. I hate when people read to simply flame. It’s immature. Also, if I read a fic, and do not like it,or if my feelings are "ok" or i just simply dont have an opinion, I won’t review.

I love angst-filled fics that will make me cry, but I’m a sucker for happy endings. So if the fic is angsty and a tear-jerker with a happy ending, I will love it.

I hate when people flame. Especially if they flame for not reading warnings. It’s just stupid. People need to learn how to grow up! If you don’t like something, don’t read it!

I hate OCs, self-inserts, and most of all MARY SUES. OC, Mary Sue, self insert/character pairings. Not all OCs are bad, like the children of characters, or a parent. But I hate when the character becomes a part of the plot. Like…L's sister, Sasuke’s sister, Naruto's best friend who hangs out with him and the rookie nine, or something ridiculous like that. It’s stupid. But I do have exceptions 1) Dokueki from Restless and Identity Crisis by Jelp. This is a wonderful OC if you ever get a chance go check it out. and 2) Is a series by the great Light Catastrophe featuring SasuNaru's kids the first story of the series is called "Looking In" go read these storys there awesome. And anouther author i LOVE is C. Adrien Cummings he's awesome and he's doing "A Drabble A Day" its great go read that to.

If Dumbledore can be gay, why not SasuNaru?

Lets get Snawkard

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Favorites pairings :

NARUTO

SasuNaru only they belong together no one else end of story

i prefer these pairing but im not a fanatic about it

ShikamaruXTemari

GaaraXLee

GaaraXNeji

KankuroXKiba

KibaXHinata

KakashiXIruka

um just about any pairing is ok with me except SasuXanyone or NaruXanyone

Hated Pairings:

Sasukexanybody who isn't naruto

Narutoxanybody who isn't sasuke

incest story's are gross except GeorgeXFred

same goes for all my other pairings, everyone else, you can screw whoever you want.

Anyone thats with someone older than them by 10 years its just weird to me unless its SasuNaru and i can kinda look past it but not very well somtimes i won't read a story because there's such a huge age gap.

i Fucking Hate Sakura with a passion she's an annoying bitch and SasuSaku fans it'll never happen why would Sasu date someone that "Makes me sick" yeah he said that in the manga he really did say that not kidding check if you want its volume 21.

AND I'M NOT DONE

Why I Want to Fucking MURDER Sakura

1) Her sick obsession with sasuke

2) Her abuse against naruto

3) Her complete uselessness in the first half of the show/manga (she STILL hasn't really done anything useful besides help kill Sasori-which really, the old lady killed him-and punch Sai because he was being an ass)

Ok, you know how most people HATE Sakura including me? Well, multiply that by about 100, and that's how I feel about Hinata. I can't stand her! She annoys me so much! I don't think she's weak, I think she's a wimp, there's a difference. Why do I hate her you ask? I hate her hair, her annoying voice, the fact that she stutters, the way she acts, the fact that she's a wimp, her personalitly, her history, her background, her shyness. I hate the fact that she's too obsessed with Naruto to realize that OTHER people care for her. She's never going to have a chance with Naruto. She's too damn shy for him. I wish she would die, oh yes, that would be nice. o.O and Sakura to.

Harry Potter

Favorite Pairings

HarryXDraco i like for harry to be seme because of all the hell Draco has cause him i like Draco has it coming but i read draco!seme all the time

other than that just about any other pairing is ok with me

Hate Pairings:

HarryXanyone thats not Draco

DracoXanyone thats not Harry

Ron/Anybody...just something about that boy...(shudders)
Dumbledore/Harry...wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong wrong...on so many different levels. ick!

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You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon.
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru, should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example.
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You hoped that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD.

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Favorite Words:

Skittering, Miffed, Sketchy, Snarky, Pickle-Weasel, Snawkard, Piffed

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Now things I HATE:

I HATE SPORTS. ugh. blech. ew.

I HATE HOMOPHOBES and CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE. Some people are gay. And those people are awesome. Get over it.

I HATE RACIST/SEXIST PEOPLE. ARGH! The KKK, Americans who hate people that have any relation to Afghanistan or Iraq, i HATE them. yes, i joke around with racism/sexism, but I'm not serious about it and if im joking with someone about it and i think there serious i WILL call them on it and bitch them out. i just can't stand people who judge and hate because of race/color/sex, it PISSES me off.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually. (thats me sadly)

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of LawlietsMyLover who stole from Dagget who stole from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

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"Quotes"

"Sad but True"

People aren't looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for a reason to live.

"What is "Love" nothing but a stupid four letter word that anyone can say and not mean shit by it."

"It's not true love if he lies to you."

You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul. –Julie de Lespinasse

"Don't be afraid 2 be strange." -Amy Lee

When they put "unknown" at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell "anonymous"~

~"Stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone"

~I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't.' They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing." - Billie Joe Armstrong.

"It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain." -darkalbino

"Pain and suffering is what I have, something I cannot escape..."- UKELICIOUS

"Love is something I can never have. Something I do not wish to feel, don't hate me for what I am. I am doomed to feel pain and suffering soon enough..."- UKELICIOUS

"Blood dripping lightly onto the damp ground beneath my frozen hell that is my prison. 'Tis my punishment, that I seal myself away, never to be loved."-Kuro Mizu-Kitsune

"The fire of my soul diminishes, leaving me empty and cold."-Kuro

"Your light went out, but mine's still alive. Light is what I offer, but I'm not sure if you need it..."- UKELICIOUS

"Frozen words fought burning passion, but not even that searing heat, could melt those icy walls."-Kuro

"Burning desire for another...Seeking to have that person no matter what...is this love, or is it...lust?"- UKELICIOUS

"I lay still as liquid life seeps from my body, it's to late for me, leave me be, don't try to save me."-Kuro

"My only purpose in life is to help those in need...If I didn't try to save you, I wouldn't be fulfilling my purpose..."- UKELICIOUS

"Leave me be, I don't want help, it'll only be a waste of time, I'm already dead."-Kuro

"To be dead is to live, to live is to be dead. So, when we die, that's when we're truly alive."- UKELICIOUS

"For me, to live is only to be dead, and to be dead, is to be thrown roughly into oblivion."-Kuro

"The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we dream..." -Dunno, got it from LadydemonLyn's profile

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." -LadydemonLyn's profile

"Love is like soap: Just when you think you have it, it slips away." -LadydemonLyn's profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

"You can die at anytime but it takes courage to live."

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile". - Franklin Jones

"The worst feeling in the world is to be sitting right next to someone you know you can't have."

"The greatest feeling in the world is finding out that the one who you like likes you back."

The spirit is a human invention to explain what we don't understand. Life is really just a series of chemical reactants that begin in ejaculation and end at death.

"FUNNYS"

"If you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty." -destiny

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

If one drop of semen has more life than one drop of blood, then why doesnt Dracula suck dick?

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Specify that your drive-through order is to go. It confuses people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Cancel my subscription, 'cuz I'm sick of your issues!

"When the sky darkens, and Armageddon finally comes...you know it's...PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"- UKELICIOUS

"Shh be vewy, vewy quiet we're bashing Sakura." LadydemonLyn. From All My Heart.'

"No it's not dumb ass. I don't know if you failed language or not but see these letters, on this desk? Yeah, they say 'Naruto' not 'Stupid little whore.'" 'Naruto from All My Heart.'

~"Sakura: You're just against what me and Sasuke have!

~Naruto: And what's that?

~Sakura: Our Love!

~Naruto: Oh, you mean the non-existent one?" 'From All My Heart.'

"Next time you're getting it on with someone of the floor, come get me first." 'Ami from All My Heart.'

"Friendship is like peeing yourself: Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth." -From LadydemonLyn's profile

"Can I bang you later?" - UKELICIOUS

"Do it or I'll eat your face off!" - UKELICIOUS

"Yaoi is like food. When you really enjoy it, you read slow." -From the wise Sora-chan. xD

"There is no such thing as excessive yaoi!!" - UKELICIOUS

"One... wait, I lost count." - UKELICIOUS

"Tsunade puts the 'Ho' in Hokage!" - Sora-chan (it's true!!XD)

Don't get high on Life; cereal hurts when you put it up your nose.~

I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals; I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants~

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.~

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?~

The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!~

if swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!~

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.~

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.~

~Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!~

~Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.~
~I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. -- George Bush~ (it takes a REAL genius to come up with that one... i fear for my country's intelligence...)

~"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush~(again, i'm scared...)

~Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?~

~Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.~ (so THAT explains it...)

~The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.~ (it's me, isn't it...)

~Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.~

"ARG! YOU KEEP PUSHING ME OUT EVERYTIME I TRY TO SHOVE IT IN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN A VIRGIN!" -kiki, while playing some weird finger game with her friend Drew.

"Honestly, what's so fantastic about breasts anyway? They don't do anything, they're just...there. Now the elbow, that's sexy, it can bend." Mr. David Menasche,

"I hate glitter. I swear to God, I used that shit in SIXTH grade and I'm STILL picking off sparkles at thirty. Glitter is like the herpes of the art world." --Menasche

"-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someones ass. No lube either." --Menasche

"--points to a Gaara pin on my ID lanyard-- Look how cute he is! If I were gay, I'd totally hit that. Can you imagine what kind of things he could do with that sand? Just think of the hand-jobs!" Stefano

"A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'"

"Now, I know what you're thinking: Did I just compare the stock market to porn? And the answer is yes children, yes I did." --Mr. Margolis.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies.

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I could've eaten Alpha-bits and crapped out a better essay!!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman
"Whoever said words cannot hurt me obviously never got hit in the head with a dictionary."- DracosQueen180

"Calling you mentally challenged would be like calling a normal person Einstein."- DracosQueen180

"Be optimistic- the people you hate will die eventually"-DracosQueen180
"People say there is always tomorrow. Which seems like they are saying "there is no use in getting through today, because you'll just have to do it agian in 24 hours."- DracosQueen180

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice... then sit back and wonder how the hell you made grape juice."- DracosQueen180

"School activites are for people who havent yet discovered the thrill of counting ceiling cracks."-DracosQueen180

"Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100 real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana? "-DracosQueen180

"To steal ideas from one person is called plagerism. To steal ideas from many is called reasearch."- DracosQueen180

"Thou shall not steal from K-mart, Walmart has better selections"- Andrew

"They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. I think the guns help. If you walked up to someone and yelled BANG I dont think you would kill too many people."-DracosQueen180

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."

"This is my ool, as of right now, there's no P in it, and I'd like to keep it that way."

"Track is pointless. No matter how fast you run, you always end up right back where you started."

"Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes."

"Why isn't phoenetic spelled how it sounds?"

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

"3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions."
"There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through the suitable application of exsplosives."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good!

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
-- Elton John

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
-- Germaine Greer

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
-- Bette Midler

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
-- George Burns

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
-- Bob Hope

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous

Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. ~Anonymous

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous

The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~a friend

I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~a friend

Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ a friend

Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"

"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."

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What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino and me too:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Just funny:

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee four two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it

am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

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If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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If You:

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a procrastination addict.,copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that Demyx is adorable(not hot)copy this into your profile.

If you think that if Axel had no problem killing Vexen,then why didn't he just kill Xemnas,copy this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box,copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.. (they did in the 80's)

If you think that the Cheetos tiger should get a life that doesn't involve Cheetos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the stupid kids should just leave Lucky and the Lucky Charms alone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know (a) Video game/Anime/Manga character(s) or weapon(s) or moves that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have dumped a ton of sugar into your/someone elses soda/lemonade, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a ton of sugar, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you only act gothic/emo for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you write tons of fanfictions that you never post on this website, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing random, silly fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever kivked someone in the mouth so hard that their two front teeth fell out and you felt guilty yet oddly satified about it afterward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have an obsession with anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, dog fights, cock fights etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said good morning in the night, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever jumped of your roof and landed on your feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re post this if you think homophobia is wrong.

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THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto Sasuke
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, TemariXShikamaru, KakaIruk
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hell yeah thats the only way to go lol
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? working on it i need to cut my hair again though
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Manga, chibi dolls, kunia, alot i dont have the time to list
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yeah sure, havent gave it too much thought
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? yuck i hate those two names being put together but KibaHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? F You Sakura you W! SASUNARU!!
9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope Tobi = Alt. Persona of Uchiha Madara (read the manga ppl!)
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? DUH! You see anyone else look so eerily like our fave lil Dobe? Plus, it's already been said. Proof is in the manga!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? i liked Sasori til he died now i think Madara is hot
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I think he's an ass but I love him... if only he'd come home...but i don't think he will anytime soon
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? of couse hello Narutard here
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? HELLZ YEAH! That how I got all those spoilers from up there
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? in every way possible
17) Sub or dub? SUB! No editing, up yours Toonami! and nick and all the others o.O whats gonna happen when the meet Sai how the hell are they gonna edit all the shit he says.. lo
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI-SAKURA, kill the bitch..ding dong the bitch is dead
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? what the hell you need to read
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Sexy nerd lol
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! He's already won!
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome!! But a little weird, but that's why he's awesome!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Do you even know what this question is asking? Out Of Charatcter? Sakura, hopefully she'd be less annoying...
25) Do you like Naruto fanfics? every damn day lol
26) Do you write Naruto fanfics? i got a few in my head but never wrote them down
27) Do you like lemons? Both fiction and fruit!
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? kinda
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? -bows and worships-
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fanflashes? sure
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes,
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? no i cant draw worth a shit
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?yes.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not yet prolly soon though
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? hell yeah yaoi version
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, anyone who does is a retard and needs to go read the manga or watch the Sandaime vs Orochimaru fight during the Chuunin exams. The move he used( Death Reaper Seal) to seal Kyuubi in Naruto KILLS YOU DAMN IDIOTS!
38) Do you draw Naruto fanart? i try.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? kinda the wings freak me out a lil
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Shamefully yes, I do.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes, and I'm proud of it!

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Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! If you would like to submit your own, feel free to send it to me via message.

Name your dog Akamaru, pet snake Manda, pet frog Gamabunta, and Pet slug Katsuya. submitted by Poke-chan.
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Temari.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sasuke.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Put a picture of Temari in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you’re cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
· You sneak up on anyone with bells on their pockets and try to steal them.
· You call your family your clan.
· You watch your dog pee and say "Dynamic Marking."
· Throw a blue balloon at someone and say "Rasengan."

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Crazy

~For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying.

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Forward Glance by Trinity Kouya Hime-sama reviews
Draco and Harry get detention together, and find an odd object that sends them into the future, a future in which they are apparently much closer than they ever would have guessed. DmHp Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like A Flock by Javie-and-Sammie reviews
You gotta let him know who's in charge, let me hear you say it.I'm in charge, repeated Sasuke.Good, then you gotta seal the deal, just do what I showed you.Sometimes Sasuke wondered why he even listened to Neji. SasNar, NejGar.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm A Slave For You by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto first meets Sasuke in a restaurant he works at. He ends up having to be Sasuke's slave for a while to pay him back for an accident. yaoi. Sasuke X Naruto. formerly A Funny Way To Fall In Love. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This is by LadydemonLyn reviews
SasuNaru. Cussing. Sakura bashing. Naruto's mask is broken. He can't pretend to be what he tried to be. So what happens now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,116 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wash boy by LoZfanchick reviews
Naruto is Prince Sasuke's wash boy, and they are happy. But, that was before Orochimaru came into the picture. sasunaru lemon AU. Also kakairu, in chapter 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Call by LoZfanchick reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a fight. Sasuke gets drunk, Ino is tricky. Somewhat based off the song The Call by the Backstreet boys. SASUNARU! FLUFFY AU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unwanted goodbye by LoZfanchick reviews
sasuke moves out of the house him and Naruto share. Naruto goes after him and things happen... lemon, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Great Fox Lodge by LoZfanchick reviews
Sasuke and his gang go to the Great Fox Lodge and there Sasuke meets Naruto, the son of the hotels owner, things feelings develop...lemon! AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful sleeper by MiSs-SuRealiSt reviews
Harry looks beautiful sleeping. Thats all im going to say. Not sure if its a twist but hey theres something there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Heat by the Hot Tub by PotterGirl222 reviews
Funny things happen when Harry hates Draco for ruining his carpet with water from a hot tub.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
E S C A P I S M C O M by Shikamaru418 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto live in a place where pain is undeniable and fear can not be disguised, but find salvation is only a click away, where all can be hidden or all can be revealed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Prince and His 'Capture' by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Prince Naruto ran away from the castle and was kidnapped by Sasuke. Being a pirate, the raven had a friend, Neji who was also a pirate. He, meanwhile, had a prince, Prince Gaara as a boyfriend! What will happen then? SasuNaru, NejiGaa, ItaKyuu, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Best Friend by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke met Naruto when they were four, and they became friends ever since. One day, they were parted, but they never forgot about each other. What happen when they met each other again twelve years later? SasuNaru, Saix? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,614 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Identity Crisis by Jelp reviews
Naruto helped Sasuke fulfill his revenge against Itachi at a costly price. With new duties expected by his long lost family & being forced to share the same body with Sasuke, Naruto's experiencing a bit of an identity crisis. Restless Seq. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Drabble a Day by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
365 days... 365 drabbles. Somehow, the year is over, and this collection is now complete. I want to thank everyone who read and reviewed this for all your incredible support as this year-long project progressed one day, and one drabble, at a time. THANKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 104,073 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Far and Away by Light Catastrophe reviews
Kira, Sasuke and Naruto's second son, has always been a loner. When he runs away he learns just how much family really means. SasuNaru. AU. Mpreg. OC. Companion to Looking In, Always You, and Lights and Sounds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,953 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008
Lets See If We Can by GiantFlyingSquirrel reviews
Sasuke begins to wish to start a family and has doubts about his marriage. But that all changes with one little surprise. Boy oh boy...little is an understatment. WARNING: Mpreg Sasunaru. Sequal to 'Catch Me If You Can'. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,387 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bound by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Just when things are settling down, a newcomer joins the group, with one thing on his mind: Sasuke. Sequal to "Captive". Contains sasu/naru-naru/sasu ONHIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's All because of Magnets! by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Magnets! S and S hate each other, S and N love each other! What's it all about? Read inside to find out! You'll love it! SasuNaru, OOC, language and lots of lemons! Oh, and an Mpreg as well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Banshee's Balls! by Liria Nai reviews
In a bid to promote house unity Dumbledore decides to replace the traditional house quidditch teams with four new teams, containing members from all four houses. How will Harry and Draco cope being on the same team? Eventual SLASH. HPDM, maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hey Sasuke by LemonsEatMyBrains reviews
True, the anatomy of a human body is boring, and sort of ugly, but who really cares? Naruto contemplates why the body is what is, and his answer is strange. Yaoi, SasuNaru. Oneshot! Only hints of smex, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guarded by AloneTogether reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a bodyguard, who is now assigned to 'babysit' a hyperactive young actor Uzumaki Naruto, Yaoi Sasunaru Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,279 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crap! Sasuke's Drunk! by edluver333 reviews
Crack fic! NaruSasu Uke!Sasuke. Yaoi! Lemony goodness! Hmm, Sasuke gets REALLY drunk and calls Naru for a little chat. How can things turn out? Just read it! Now with 'Morning After After' Chapter 3! - I know, it took forever. But please r 'n' r!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prince's Attendant by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
To avoid being sentenced to death, Naruto made an agreement with the prince, Sasuke. The deal was Sasuke would have him as his personal attendant in exchange for his life. SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, AU, OOC, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plastic Flowers by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
AU. Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for a while and want to kick the relationship up a notch. But with nosy brothers, fathers and classmates, it seems hopless. Rated M for a reason people! :D Sequel to "Sky Flowers"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sacrifice by Syciara-Lynx reviews
Sasuke decides to get himself a job, and he finds himself with a certain blonde coworker. Something happens and Sasuke is forced to find out what's wrong with Naruto. Crap Summary. NaruSasu Auish, kinda BDSM, Lemon, YAOI, all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insomniac by AloneTogether reviews
Naruto has been sent to an all boys boarding school for ‘troubled’ teens, because of a little incident at his normal high. There he meets new friends a broody Uchiha an obnoxious Kiba a lazy Shika a silent Shino a sadistic Gaara & a destined Neji.Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,130 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In Their Love by Hanakage reviews
In the middle of a secluded training field deep within the Uchiha complex, fire spirals up toward the endless, sundrenched sky. Post-Canon, manga spoilers. Hinted NarutoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Meet Again by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Harry and Draco hookup after years of being apart, but Harry seems distant. What is he hiding from Draco? Will Harry open up? And will Draco give up on their love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Training Grounds by Dark Dreamer 92 reviews
What happens when Sasuke runs into Naruto on his way to the training grounds, and they find theirselves in a very awkward position. Lemons and MPreg. Please Review and I'll update. IMPORTANT NOTICE! All chapters have been rewritten! Please read Ch 8 again
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,842 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anything can HappenRight? by stary202 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are both unsure about their feelings for each other, and Kakashi may have just the right plan to get the two to realize them. M for ch.3 and afterwards bacuase of Yaoi/Smut/Kinkiness/ and Lemony Goodness.May be different one for each ch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Out of Hate or Love by HeroinPhoenix reviews
This is a smut!fic for the sake of smut. My attempt at getting over writer's block, a short Drarry one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Swallowed by Pain by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Draco-centric oneshot. This fic is VERY different from everything else I've ever written. Be warned: dark themes and character death ensue, but I feel it's the best writing I've ever done. Full details in author's note inside. PLEASE review if you read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
The Solo Project by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
A potentially neverending collection of unconnected M-rated oneshots, in chapter format for easy perusal. Read Chapter 1 for more information about the project.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Hospitals, kisses, and samuari swords by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
So, the first time I wake up and see you, you punch me unconscious. The second time, you kiss me…Answer me truthfully: Is the next time going to involve samurai swords?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Right Round by Hanakage reviews
Of summer employment, young love, and the perils of Swedish pop music. NaruSasu, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Wish by falling moonlight reviews
sasunarusasu sasuke wishs upon a falling star . . .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox and His Mate by Selim reviews
COMPLETE Naruto wants Sasuke for his mate, plain and simple. To do so, he must prove himself an adult in his mother’s eyes, a strong leader in his father’s, and a powerful Shinobi in Sasuke’s. SasuNaru, KakaIru, and KyuuAra
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,318 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Your Average Drunk Tale by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Yoai. AU Most stories talk about waking up next to a friend or stanger, with no memorie of the night before. Sasuke doesn't wake up next to a friend or stanger, but alone, not knowing where the hell he is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tale of the Two Cats by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Iruka moves to Konoha with his cat, Naruto. On his first day there, Naruto met Sasuke who belongs to their neighbour and also Iruka's colleague, Kakashi. Full summary inside. SasuNaru, yaoi, AU & OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,836 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thinking about nothing by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Because what would they do? Hug him? Tell him lies, like “Everything’s gonna be alright!” or “It’s going to be okay!”.He doesn’t want–Need-their lies; he wants the truth. But the truth is what he has and it makes him sad so maybe a lie or two would be oka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say It Again I Dare You by NamiMakimono reviews
A different version of 'Love Within Pain'. Please read. It's more humor than the other one. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drenched by ToriMiu reviews
Naruto loves the rain. That’s why he indulges in running through it at nine o’clock at night. Sasuke hates the rain. That’s why his house keys are locked inside without him. SasukeXNaruto, slash with fluff, rain, and lots of denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unwanted Love by shounenai4life reviews
Harry and Draco. Enemies for life. So what happens when Harry finds himself falling hard for Draco in a way that may be...deadly? Post- Voldermort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,999 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No More Goodbyes by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
AU Yaoi LEMONs Sequle to Acceptance is the Key. Itachi is sick, and we ain't talkin flu people, and Sasuke Doesn't know how to deal with it, so he does what his body tells him right, and he mind tells him wrong till he just can't take life anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Finding The Other Part of Me by NeverLoveAnother reviews
Draco is in love with Harry.Enough to kill his own fatherfor him.But what happens when Draco goes missing after the final battle and Harry is killing himself trying to find him? What will happen when he returns?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Dobe by SillyRaveGirl reviews
5 years after Sasuke left, Naruto still mourns every year. Two days after Sasuke's leaving is Naruto's birthday, and this year he's turning 18. Lemon! It's my first, so don't be too harsh!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Learns by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
.:SasuNaru:. In life, everyone learns something from everybody. In this case, Sasuke learns something from Naruto. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Marrying Draco by MiSs-SuRealiSt reviews
You asked for a sequel? ur wish is my command! Anyway. Thsi continues from 10 ways to propose to Draco. If you havent read it. this one may be confusing. same characters same couplings. enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Asked Me Why by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
A series of short stories focused mainly on Naruto and Sasuke, although it does include other characters. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
One way in by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru Naruto falling in love with Sasuke and his pervertedness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Anthoinette reviews
The seven deadly sins of Naruto. Sasuke will explain to you how he experiences them. And of course, Naruto will explain Sasuke's sins. Narusasu, please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Captive by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
When betrayel leads to his return to Konoha, Sasuke finally has a chance to be happy. But fate, and Sakura, seem to have different plans
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm still Breathing by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Harry's given up on everything. He doesn't care anymore. Until a certain blond comes along and changes everything. Not a cliché I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bondage by Kainichi reviews
A giftfic for my panda. Sasuke convinces Naruto to do something a little...exotic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Acceptance Is The Key by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Sequel to Sasuke's Birthday Present-After finally giving in to his feelings, he and Naruto get 'together'. But even though everyone else accepts it, Itachi won't.SasuNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beauty in the Breakdown by LittleRedOne reviews
During frantic studying for her O.W.L.s Hermione holes herself up in the library. What happens when a certain Slytherin decides he just has to have the book she’s planing to use? A bit of a break down ensues. Blaise/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor! by AloneTogether reviews
Sasuke’s in a foul mood, Naruto’s immobile let the fun ensure! Au. Sasunaru. lemon. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Fantasy by AloneTogether reviews
Detention isn't as bad as it seems, espsecially when your rival/crush comes to pay a visit. Sasunaru Lemon yaoi one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Just Happened? by iluvEdo reviews
Naruto and Sasuke were friends for some time, now they're boyfriends. But somehow, people keep getting in the way of their relationship. Can they work past this...?Or should they just call it quits. Epilogue is up! .:COMPLETE:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,432 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Walls by chocolateee reviews
Sasuke, Naruto suddenly asked one day, if you had the chance to know when you would die, would you take it? Sasuke never believed in miracles until he met Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunited by purvy sage reviews
Naruto couldn’t move as he watched Sakura race down the long underground passageway. He knew who was going to be on the other side of that exit… who would be revealed in the bright light of day. YAOI. NaruSasu SasuNaru. Lemon.. fluff... anything goes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
GloGerm by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Detention has always sucked for Naruto; but this time he can havesome fun with Sasuke...and a bottle of 'Glo-Germ'. Let's see how dirty theseboys can get! SASUNARU One-shot lemon Collab fic w/ UKELICIOUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Azkaban by Platinum Express reviews
He should have kept his temper. He shouldn't have broken her heart. The fates were laughing at him. BlaiseHermione, one-shot, rated M for smut and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Games Wizards Play by BadKatPat reviews
Draco abhors tardiness, but Harry always seems to be late arriving home. Wonder why? Strong M, whip-play, and leather slashiness abound
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love you like i do by AloneTogether reviews
One-shot Naruto, the new Hokage of Konoha still can't keep his mind off of a certain raven haired missing nin. He leaves his village for a silent walk, and mets someone he never thought he would again. Sasunaru Lemon! summary sucks!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet tooth by AloneTogether reviews
Naruto wasn’t afraid going to the dentist of course he wasn’t. He was afraid of his dentist! Sasunaru, yaoi lemon one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Panties and Potions by Liria Nai reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prom dance by The Arena reviews
ONESHOT! Gift for my beta.. mwhehehehe! narusasu and all that fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 ways to propose to Draco by MiSs-SuRealiSt reviews
This is based around a couple I know that have just got engaged. So congrats to them. This story will have ten parts but if I don’t get the reviews I wont bother! so plz review,if you like all my other humour stories you should like this one! thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,593 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Team Dynamics by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
NARUSASU Sakura They'd been doing this for a year now, and Naruto wanted to push past the boundaries. Graphic Yaoi, SoloF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Wish It Was You by LittleRedOne reviews
Sequel to 'Do You Wish It Was Me' Hermione's POV. Ginny forces Hermione to go talk to Blaise after they read his letter. Hermione/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by AloneTogether reviews
one-shot after telling him to shut up Sasuke is adament to get naruto to speak to him again one way or another. Sasunaru yaoi. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Day at the Zoo by stary202 reviews
A day at the Zoo doesn't sound like fun at all to Sasuke, but maybe being all alone in a dark theater with Naruto can change that. Rated M for MAJOR- Yaoi and lemony-goodness. MAJOR SASUNARU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Proper Teachings by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Where there's chocolate, there's Remus Lupin by sajublack reviews
Another little slash fic, no big summary...just Remus and Sirius at Grimmauld Place. Rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lights and Sounds by Light Catastrophe reviews
The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. Sasunaru. Mpreg. OC. Companion to Looking In and Always You.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,407 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To love or betray? by HeroinPhoenix reviews
A.U. Harry is a squib sold as a slave to Draco Malfoy. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I want your blood by triniwriters reviews
Sasuke goes through a strange transformation and hurts the one he loves...Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reactions to the Video by stary202 reviews
This is the sequel to An Uchiha can do Anything. Warnings and stuff inside. Kiba gives the video of Sasuke and Naruto having sex to mostly everyone he knows. Sasuke wants to kill Kiba, but he'll have to survive the attacks of everyone else first. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reflections by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
After coming back home, all Sasuke wants is to be alone, but certain people won't let that happen, especially Naruto. M/M Lemon, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitsune fever by One tailed Shukaku reviews
Naruto is found by Sasuke half frozen from a sudden blizzard. The blond comes down with a fever and complains of being cold all the time. Can Sasuke figure out a way to keep him warm? SasuxNaru lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everything As It Should Be by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. It probably wouldn't seem like it if anyone were to catch them together, but everything truly was as it should be. Warnings: rimming, explicit m/m sex, and a great deal of fluffiness afterwards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Definition of ‘Mistake’ by crazy novelist-san reviews
For saturndragon. NaruSasuNaru WAAY graphic Uke!Sasuke Seme!Naruto kagebushin use. Sasuke is making a mistake that naruto doesn't like, maybe they'll make a better mistake together? Rated M for a reason! No kids or homophobes please! Unexpected Chapter 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Uchiha can do Anything by stary202 reviews
It's said that Uchiha's can do anything. But no one ever told Sasuke that that meant having sex ,too. Especially when it's supose to be with a certain blond. M for Yaoi, smut, and lemony-goodness. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On the Roof! by Mellos-In-My-Closet reviews
What are Naruto and Sasuke doing on the roof of the Academy! Only one way to find out! Now with lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Birthday Present by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
AU, yaoi, So it's Sasuke's Birthday, and he hates it. But Naruto has a special gift, that he really wants to give to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Feast For the Senses by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Seeing, smelling, tasting, hearing, and touching--these are the five senses of the human body that are used for survival. Naruto has other uses for them, and it conveniently involves one Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anyone fancy a foursome? by Sans Fire reviews
SEQUEL TO VERY HORNY NARU-CHAN! the name has been changed to anyone fancy a threesome, by the way! read that one first then this one! :D i hope you like it! sasuke!naruto!Gaara!Neji YAY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All My Heart by LadydemonLyn reviews
Better Summary inside.High School Fic. Mostly SasuNaru other pairings inside. Naruto and Sasuke's last year of high school. Love is stalking everyone. LEMONS Cussing Currently editing all chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,101 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not Quite Revenge by Ahja Reyn reviews
In an unusual display of pranking from Sasuke, Naruto comes up with the perfect form of diabolical revenge, only to have it backfire on him horribly when his partner in crime is unable to resist temptation. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Six Months by DylanJames666 reviews
A short fan fiction I wrote for Taylor. Harry and Draco celebrate their six month anniversary. Very Mild Slash, H/D. Read and Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten things I hate about you by Coreyyy reviews
Harry receives a letter from Draco Malfoy, you know, the one Harry met in his very first year? Of course you know him! Contains smut. Don't read it if you don't like smut. Simple. ENJOY. *smiles*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snowball by LoZfanchick reviews
AU Fluff sasunarusasu. Sasuke and Naruto go out on a snow covered trail for a date.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Veritaserum by DylanJames666 reviews
After a Slytherin party, Harry and his friends go to Draco's after party, where they play a nice 'innocent' game of truth or dare. SLASH warning. Includes Harry, Seamus, Dean, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My everything by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Harry and Draco were in love. Draco looses Harry. Well, just read what happens then. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Experimentations by Jelp reviews
Sometimes too much creative experimentation can be a bad thing. Naruto's about to find out if Sasuke's sudden urge to do anatomy experiments using him as a test subject is a good thing - or a bad thing. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He finally said it by Another Yaoi Lover reviews
SasuNaru. Poor Naruto gets sick and Sasuke takes care of him. Very cute! Sadly no Yaoi scenes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forgiven by Karai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke meet again, after long seaching. With Mandara and Itachi killed, Sasuke has nothing left, and leaves everyone behind to look after themselves again, though it's different than last time. But this time, Naruto decides to go with him Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lust Filled Eyes by MunchoNoYaoiStyle reviews
Sasuke dreams of Naruto. He wants and needs him, but will he get him in the end? Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dr Speech by iluvEdo reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has become a mute due to a horrid past so he is bribed to see a speech pathologist, a famous one in fact. Uchiha Sasuke. But what if this doctor never failed a client once? But how you ask? He’s an Uchiha of course. Yaoi, SasuNaru, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Counter by shounenai4life reviews
Harry is shopping at the mall for a gift for a friend. Is that not the weirdest place to meet up with Draco Malfoy? Read to find out what happens! one-shot Not the best at summaries. Check out my other story! HarryxDraco ppl! don't u just love it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Does he love me? by HeroinPhoenix reviews
Harry/Draco one-shot. Rated M for a reason people!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One week by AloneTogether reviews
What happens when Sasuke returns to see Naruto?...Yaoi, LEMON Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hairy Bears and Skinny Twinks by purvy sage reviews
Sasuke sighed as he lowered himself into the hot spring. It was particularly crowded today, but there was no mistaking that chakra. His eyes briefly met Naruto’s before he quickly turned away. SasuNaru NaruSasu KyuubiSasu, fluffy, lemon & definitely yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think It's Broken by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Naruto, in attempt to show off ends up breaking something, and of course Sasuke tries to help. Oneshot, Yaoi, PWP,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gonna Take You To A Gay Bar by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
Where Naruto goes looking for a little late-night companionship, and gets exactly what he wanted. NaruSasu, M/M, YAOI. Oneshot so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm not wearing that by Another Yaoi Lover reviews
For Valentine's Day all Sasuke wants is Naruto to wear something he said he'd never wear.. Yaoi of course! SasuNaru Smex!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bleeding Love by SyntheticSonnet reviews
Naruto is acting strange and the gang hopes going to a new club will change that. Will Naruto's secerets get out and what will sasuke do? Songfic Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentines Eve by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
He leaned up to whisper something in his ear, brushing his lips on his earlobe in the process.“Happy Valentines Day, Naruto.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aishiteru by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Naruto thought he would spend Valentine’s Day the way he normally did: watching soap operas, eating chocolate cake, and crying his heart out. That is, until a bear shows up. What does his best friend Uchiha Sasuke have to do with this? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Chocolates One Veritaserum, One Aphrodisiac by Spuriouslyth reviews
On Valentine's Day, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are challenged to seduce Harry Potter. The prize? Seducing Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What's My Next Move by MYsasuke-kun reviews
when sasuke and naruto are fighting in a clearing, what happens when sasuke suddenly ends up on top of naruto, pinning the other teen down? oneshot, yaoi, lemon, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Walk by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Harry just doesn't fit into Draco's perfectly scheduled life, does he? One-shot, HD Slash, Lemon. Happy Valentines Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Depression: A SasuNaru Production by Cat gurl151 reviews
When Sasuke notices cuts on Naruto's arm that are suspicious, he goes to the blonde's house to question him. Will Naruto turn him away, or will he reveal that dark depression that's been eating away at his heart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wicked! by RavenToriBlack reviews
Sasuke and Naruto get married when their sixteen and eventually have children. How, Kyuubi helped make it possible...but it comes with a cost! Mostly centered around SasuNaru but other pairings will come into it. WARNING Yaoi ans MPREG ahead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,479 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touch Me Numbly by darkalbino reviews
After Sasuke wakes up from a two week coma, one of the firsts things he manages to do is get a certain blonde boy to hate the hell out of him. More specifically, get rejected by him. And how will that get turned around? full summary inside, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 236 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hair Styles by Useless-Italy reviews
SasuNaru crack fic one-shot. Sakura wants to know why Sasuke's hair stands up the way it does. I can tell you that it's not gel! Rated for mentions of sex. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sh t Happens by Jelp reviews
Sometimes, sh-t just needs to happen for other sh-t to come out. Rated T for language and inappropriate humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Hate You by GoodGirlzDead reviews
Passion is such an odd emotion. He usually had control over his emotions. He hadn't known something like this existed. Draco/Harry One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
M is for Marauder by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
MWPP Era. A series of drabbles featuring the adventures of the Marauders through their years in Hogwarts. JamesLily. SiriusRemus. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 13,596 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Green Bauble by rospberry reviews
Draco is decorating the Christmas tree, and Harry, to his consternation, is trying to help. HarryDraco SLASH A one-shot with several extra bits added later by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If These Walls Could Cry by BadKatPat reviews
If the walls of Azkaban would cry Lucius' tears, would they weep when he sees how much Draco loves Harry? darkfic/angst/slash/character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beastly Callings by darkalbino reviews
When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A side of green beans by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Sasuke's having a bad morning, and Sakuras the lucky person he sees first!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bragging Rights by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. Our beloved boys are one step away from completing a challenge that no one else in the history of Hogwarts has ever attempted. Will they succeed and win bragging rights? Or will they fail and be arrested... or worse, expelled?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's New by NamiMakimono reviews
Kyuubi unleashed, Sasuke being... Sasuke, Kakashi and Jiraiya tied together, and threatening fans. A/N: Violence, language I think , SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Troubles For Losing A Bet by NamiMakimono reviews
Never bet against Kiba. Naruto learned that the hard way. A/N: suggested Yaoi SasuNaru, Language, and Kiba's weird punishment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Teme! by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
In which Naruto was confused of what he should pick for Sasuke’s birthday present, and decided to take Kakashi go for a shopping… worst choice. Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Primp and Blue Polish by Liria Nai reviews
Response to Lady Diablo's Sex!Kink Challenge. This Halloween dumbledore decided to have a costume ball. And Harry's a little stuck on what to go as, until he spots a bottle of bright blue toenail polish. This is SLASH, Harry/Draco. N other minor pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by The Arena reviews
complete! Sasuke and Naruto have gone to Norway on their 5 year anniversary... and I imagine you can guess the rest. Yaoi SasuNaru LEMONSMUT R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Improper Imperius by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Lemon Oneshot DMHP Draco takes his writing farther than he ever has before, and Harry gets him back for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always You by Light Catastrophe reviews
Sasuke and Naruto finally have their happy ending... right? Not so. Mpreg. Slash. Yaoi. Angst. Companion to Looking In.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,573 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boring by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sasuke that he thinks their relationship has become boring. Sasuke is just all to happily giving him suggestions on how to liven things up. Yaoi. All dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The punishment for vengeance by Sunchaser55 reviews
Sasuke returns to the village after three years. Naruto, the sixth Hokage, must punish him for leaving and for training with Orochimaru. But will he be able to punish his friend? SasuNaru and Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A smile by NeverLoveAnother reviews
A smile? A smile. Why would a smile bother the great Harry Potter? Well what would you do if it came from Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Midnight Present by StarRose reviews
Draco never opens the Christmas present Harry gives him at midnight. That’s about to change. SLASH HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sasuke and Spencers gifts by Peace Out Forever reviews
A little story of how Sasuke and Naruto go to the mall and happen to wander into a store called Spencer's gifts! The store of perverted glory and wonder! This shopping date beings on a lot of annoying emotions for Sasuke, and a lot of amusement for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Really, I Love You, Teme! by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
A sequel to 'Will You Love Me, Dobe'. After they marriage, Naruto and Sasuke lived happily...or do they really? With their usual arguments, daily problems and all... And what! Naruto's pregnant! SasuNaru, yaoi, mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,076 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Give Me That Sunshine by kodoku na oujo reviews
The whole gang goes down to a beach house for summer break. Naruto is excited, until he learns that Sasuke's coming. SasuNaruNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coming back home by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
They finally caught Sasuke, after all this time not a very good title or summery! shohenai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Konoha Times: The Uchihan Confession by Imina reviews
SasuxNaru. COMPLETE. Naruto has returned home from a mission to find something strangely amiss. Everyone he met was either blushing or staring at him! Epilogue now up: Baby makes three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sweet by Kumorastar reviews
He was on top for one night! One night! And looked what happened! See, this is why I am seme. Sasunaru Sasu mpreg Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Special Potion by Kama Kounsolour reviews
Naruto thinks he is the best at pulling pranks. Little does he know that there is a much older man just like him. He and Naruto decide to pull a prank on the last Uchiha. The man decides to have the prank do a little lovemaking. SasuNa. Two Part Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2007
A Lover's Dozen by Orange Dive reviews
They gave me a rose. And Another. And Another. I was starting to think I had a stalker stalk me, but they seemed to close to be a stalker. An obsessive friend? Theres so many to single out. But I didn't have to. They delivered the last one themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KILL SAKURA! by Sans Fire reviews
okay, i was pissed off at sakura so i did a small story of sasuke and naruto...killing sakura...and being happily together! NOT for people who like sakura,cos she dies,lol not really romance...kinda...humor if you dont like sakura...sasunaru! SAKURA DIES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
A little sequeal to Over the Edge. Rated R for graphic sex and HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Molitors haunted acres by ThePuppetMaster reviews
Halloween has come around and Naruto decides he wants every one to go on the haunted hayride togther. But Sasuke may have other ideas for him when they get into the dark haunted house. Warning Yaoi Pairings sasunaru nejigaar sakulee kibahina and KAKAIRUK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,001 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Detention by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
NaruSasu smutty oneshot Naruto and Sasuke share a room, a teacher, and all of their classes. So what if Naruto happens to use Sasuke's papers as an outline? And so what if he's late for class sometimes? Graphic sex on a desk. Dirty talk. SasUKE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Around Us by Javie-and-Sammie reviews
Neji and Sasuke have never gotten along, for as long as they can remember they have been bitter rivals fighting over everthing and nothing all at the same time and Naruto and Gaara are sick of it. SasNar, NejGar.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chained by sajublack reviews
slashy goodness! Harry and Draco get handcuffed together...what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Headband by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
I always found it funny how something so insignificant could matter so much
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Happy Ending by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. AU. Sometimes even the worst day can end well, even the worst luck can turn good in the blink of an eye. Just ask Harry; after today, he believes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're Too Apologetic by l L u c h i a l reviews
Sasuke comes home tired from his missions and yells at Naruto. He later realizes what he did. My first fanfic EVER! Third chappie up! Lemon! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco's Leather Pants by griffin black reviews
Complete adolescent trash, but so scrummy. Draco has a secret, watch what happens when he's found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
love is but insanity by falling moonlight reviews
a late naruto bday fic. the death of naruto and sasukes reaction. please read and review! read warning sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will You Love Me, Dobe? by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Body is a Wonderland by Light Catastrophe reviews
Harry and Draco spend the afternoon exploring each other and making love. Draco decides that Harry's body is a wonderland. HD SLASH, lemons, some swearing. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost by Sunchaser55 reviews
I see you're having that demon child of yours...imagine how the village would treat it...Just like you.' I glared at him with a pain twisted face, 'How would you know about that' 'That doesn't matter right now. you'll be coming with me.' SasuNaru mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,422 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loosen Up by see you at the movies reviews
Au. When he told the bastard to loosen up he had never thought it would lead to this. Who knew what one little suggestion could do. SasuNaru [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Courage and Cowardice by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
COMPLETE. As a sequel to “Out for Ice Cream”, this story continues to narrate Draco’s doomed battle against his growing desire for the BoyWhoLived, with a few unexpected twists. Warning: HPDM slash. All HP names, places and related indicia are © JK Rowlin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Beautiful Dream by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. An overtired, sleep deprived Harry retires to his bed for the night to dream of his secret desire...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by GiantFlyingSquirrel reviews
Naruto admitted his feelings to Sasuke but he turned him down. Now...Naruto returns from training and wait, when did he get so handsome? Girls are now all over him. But he still like Sasuke. Uh oh, what does Naruto and Garra have in store? SasuNaru other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,074 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Boy With No Smile by Orange Dive reviews
He smiled. But he didn’t. I tried it myself. I locked myself in the bathroom trying to imitate that same smile not smile. I had tried all night, smiling like he did, but it didn’t work. Once I did, he left. [Over.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Papercut by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Never EVER let Sasuke get bored...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Slap, Slap, Slap by Ashlee-chii reviews
Birthday Fic for Kativachan. Naruto tries to overcome Sasuke and become the Seme, but Sasuke does not like it one bit. So he punishes Naruto...Yaoi, spanking, SasuNaru, yummie goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Things I Can't Explain by mishka-chan reviews
There are somethings that Sasuke just can't explain. Like why he feels this way around his best friend and rival. Then again, he may just know the answer to that. Fluff, dedication to fiveshadesoforange SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seduction of Naruto by Vree reviews
How Sasuke and Naruto got together. Festivalcliche, OOC and Yaoi all wrapped into one story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Mama Robotnik reviews
Its the hottest day of the summer in Konoha and Uchiha Sasuke is not pleased. What does he do? Go find Naruto of course. Slash, rated M for a reason, SasuNaru. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broom Closet by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Harry and Malfoy find themselves in an unlikey position o.o
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Within Pain by NamiMakimono reviews
Naruto goes from school to school because of people being hurt, but he doesn't know why. Can anyone help him? And why is poor Kiba being hit with soo many books? AU, Maybe slight OOC, Violence, Language, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Greatest Party by Zabuza23 reviews
Naruto and the gang have a huge party with the whole cast of Naruto. TRUTH OR DARE HILARIOUSNESS INSUES. Rated M for Sexual Humor and Language. 2nd FIC! PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
May I Have A Quill Please? by MyWhiteDecember reviews
Harry and Draco are once again in detention. Harry needs a quill to write the lines, and Draco wants something in return for lending Harry a quill.... sub!HP. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Haunted by iloveme5895 reviews
OK, so i have it where sasuke came back, fell in love with naruto, and left him again. naruto is depressed and all of that.WARNING very dark cutting and all of that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magical Bond by Hooah-Camo reviews
Continuance of Magical Handcuffs. After the trial they have to figure out what to do with Dorian, whether to send him to Azkaban or not. During Harry and Draco’s 6th year together they will have to go through a lot of trials and errors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tube Sock by Miss Nikki reviews
After countless warning Harry has finally had it. He packs all his things and leaves his blond haired lover behind. Well almost everything. How will Draco ever cope with Harry? Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Jelp reviews
When Naruto doesn’t confess to what’s affecting his ninja duties, Sasuke demands that Naruto fix his problem. Sasuke even follows Naruto home to make sure that he’s ok only to discover Naruto’s problem is a bit more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deal Or No Deal by darkalbino reviews
absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Affections by Kainichi reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's relationship goes through horrible trails. Can their love truly last? SasuNaru, smutt, horrible puns...this story has 'em all! Also known as the Confession series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silk Sheets by A Vampires Butterfly reviews
SasuNaru YAOISMUT Silk sheets are supposed to be romantic, soft and sexy. But when Naruto finds himself tied with them, blindfolded by them, and laid naked on them, they become the evilest thing he has ever met. Well besides the bastard who is using them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Secrets by GiantFlyingSquirrel reviews
It all starts with Naruto taking care of Sasuke...and then little secrets appear in their relationships. How will Sasuke take it when Naruto tells him the biggest secret in the world? Warning: Sasunaru or Narusasu! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Object! by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Short sequel to Seme or Uke. Naruto doesn't like the fact that the public thinks he should be uke, so he decides to fight back. Will Sasuke allow this? Not really. SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Boys by Ms Trick reviews
In some ways, Sasuke thought as they struggled, Naruto was already his lover. SasuNaru. One Shot in Two Parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission? by Stirker reviews
Kakashi has a special mission for Sasuke and Naruto. What could it be? find out! warning: nosebleeds. i am not permitted to be sued by the loss of your own blood, also if you dont like the naruto and sasuke coupling dont read. BOYXBOY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chat Room by NonPerfect-Child reviews
Sasuke is having some trouble with his older brother. He gets on a chat room to talk to is friends and asked we can do to make Itachi stop. Better then it sounds! Child abuse, language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mood Swings by Kumorastar reviews
SasuNaruhint of mpreg. What happens when a pregnant naruto goes from happy to sad to happy again then to sexy all in less than 5 minutes? How will sasuke deal? M for safty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Artificial Intoxication by kodoku na oujo reviews
Team Seven goes to a bar to celebrate Sasuke's birthday. When Sasuke gets stuck taking home a very drunken Naruto, will Sasuke's birthday get better... or worse? SasuNaruNaruSasu some sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Odd Situations by crazy novelist-san reviews
I've no idea where this came from. SasuNaru. Kinda funny and random, definite OOCness. Sasuke has a question for Kakashi and Kakashi has a very interesting morning. Rated for cursing and some shonen ai themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Fortunate by Hanakage reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, and... a cootie catcher? [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
well punished by Brianne M.Y reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a terrible student, one day in detention his teacher decides that Naruto's need to be taught a lesson he'll never forget. oneshot, spanking, slight bondage and a cute little yaoi ending
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Other Light Show by Vree reviews
Fourth of July fic a day late. Naruto's pissed because the fireworks got rained out. Can Sasuke make him feel better? Yaoi, NaruSasu and KakaIru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seme's Control by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
The Seme has control. Sasuke has all the control over Naruto. SasuNaru. Sex. Bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bittersweet by Shikamaru418 reviews
What happens when Naruto Finally snaps? When he can’t take anymore of the name calling and whispers? . . .And who will come to rescue him in his time of need? [Yaoi NaruxSasu] Bad at summaries, but it's a good story xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Lies, No Restraints, No Hope by RizaUchimaki reviews
Naruto's hit by a truth jutsu that lasts 3 days and Sasuke has to look after him. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uke Revenge by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Uke's want revenge sometimes. Atleast, Naruto does. SasuNaru. Smex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Keep On Livin' by Animeloves001 reviews
Sequel to 'Surprise'. Sasuke and Naruto's son is 5 years old, and still terrified of Sasuke. So what happens when Sasuke is hospitalized with only a 10 percent chance of living? What will Naruto do, when he finds out he's pregnant again? SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Out for Ice Cream by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
While out shopping in Diagon Alley, Draco accidentally discovers that Harry Potter has a quirky way of eating ice cream. Warning: slash content. Disclaimer: All HP characters, places, and related indicia are © JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Thy Friend as Thou Would Love Thy Lover by XxXinukaiXxX reviews
Two ninja's have been longing for each other for over two and a half years. When one finally cracks and has to see the other the night ends in sweet, sweet sex. NaruSasu R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Payback Time by Useless-Italy reviews
Sasuke does something to Naruto that makes him thurst for revenge. What does he do to a sleeping Uchiha? Read and find out. NaruSasu lemon. Oneshot. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smut & Cherries by Nyx the Coyote Kit reviews
Naruto isn't at the rendezvous and Kakashi sends Sasuke to investigate. Pointless Smut SasuNaru rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disrespectful by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences of Drunken Provocation by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
While on a mission together, a nineteen year old Naruto gets drunk and Sasuke has to handle it. We'll see how well that goes won't we? Rated M for a reason. SasuNaru. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyes by ToriMiu reviews
Eyes. Naruto hated them. He hated how they looked at him, gazes filled with hatred and loathing for what was inside him. But for some strange incomprehensible reason... Sasuke's eyes were different... SasukeXNaruto fluffy oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
OH BABY! by koolanimefreek reviews
[Author's note UP][SASUNARU MPREG] Naruto is pregnant and he's a GUY! How will their friends reach to it? And what about the daddy? How will Sasuke deal with a moody Naruto? and what about cravings? Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Need by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Waiting For You by jurassicat reviews
Sasuke and Naruto were best friends. They knew each others feelings, but never said it. Then Sasuke says something that broke Naruto's heart. Sasuke left, only leaving a note behind. How does Naruto feel? What happens when Sasuke comes back?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chained Essence by paramourconspiracy reviews
What does Sasuke have to say about Naruto's necklace? [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Difference by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Is there really a difference between making love and... um, y'know...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worth Draco? by Jiggy'N'FairPhili reviews
Harry wants him, but at this present moment has his boob's stuck in the sink... fantastic... SLASH, you have been warned. CRAKFic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beats of my Heart by LawlietsMyLover reviews
Naruto is filling in a report, sasuke is on a mission, hes sad, but then sasuke returns and has something he needs to say to naruto...read and found out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deniable Attraction by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Sasuke can and will deny all emotions. Especially love. Especially for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Series of Fortunate Events by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco. At the age of 20, Draco's grown tired of his love being completely unrequited. He enlists the help of an assistant to underhandedly get what he wants. Warnings: vulgar language, explicit m/m sex, rimming, and an abundance of fluff at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twister by Paigeion reviews
Naruto and Sasuke play a game of ‘Twister’ and things get a little heated. NaruSasu, oneshot, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Punishment by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Jiraiya should've just taken his punishment like a man. Subtle SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Gift For You by Angel of True Hope reviews
Early Valentine's Day fiction. Two stories in this oneshot. Naruto and Sasuke exchanging gifts in a fun way. Sasuke and Naruto sharing chocolate through kisses. SasuNaru, yaoi, one smut, one fluff and a hint of mpreg. Enjoy reading. Happy Valentine's Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You can call me Harry by Stevie K reviews
Harry finally makes Draco speechless. 100 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forget Everything by mishka-chan reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke forget the world... sweet and fluffy. hints at Mpreg and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moan by LadydemonLyn reviews
SasuNaru. Lemon. Here it is the Sequel to 'Twitch' hope you like it. 'Sasuke knows what Naruto can make him do but what can he make Naruto do' UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiasu by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
They fought blindly, not sure why. The entire village felt the impact. They were just afraid to lose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Snuggle Muffins by LadydemonLyn reviews
SasuNaru! Some LeeSaku n ShikaIno. Lemon. Cussing. Better summary inside. Naruto names Sasuke's 'little friend' how well Sasuke's ego take to the girlie name that his 'little friend' was given? The only way a horny Uchiha can! RXR NO FLAMES Oneshot UPDATE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Beautiful Promise by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Two boys find friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence Lost by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
What is the world coming to when one cannot suck a Tootsie Pop in peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Really? by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Naruto wonders if love is possible for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Walking Wounded by BadKatPat reviews
Draco cares for Harry, as not all the wounds of war are visible. How does one count the walking wounded? Hints of Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loneliness Be Gone by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Naruto always thinks he's alone, even when all of his friend and family are so close. No one loves him, or so he thinks, though he is loved deeply by many. It might be to late for him though, as he takes his life. SasuNaru KakIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja training doesn't perpare you for this! by Enviouse-Of-You-Kid reviews
Narto and Sasuke had finally gotten together for the past few years.But lately Naruto's been really sick making his Sasuke worry.Just what is wrong with Naruto? SasNar [MPREG]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Birthday Indeed by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
He wasn't fleeing from the fangirls. He was just using a strategic maneuver called a hasty retreat, that's all. ONESHOT. SasuNaru. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
King of the World by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke's just a little fixated on ruling the world. Sasuke's POV. ONESHOT. SasuNaru, KakaIru, ShikaIno implications. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Reversal of Fortune by LadyBelz reviews
Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Invisible by BadKatPat reviews
If I were invisible...what would I do? HarryDraco slash limeade
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 by Aoife Malfoy reviews
HPDM Slash. AU, No HBP Spoilers. Post Hogwarts. Draco has a bad day, Harry is there to make it better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Believe it by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto always says 'Believe it', but what happens when he says it one too many times? Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Reminder by BadKatPat reviews
Sequel to Creme Rinse? Draco needs to style Hermione's hair. And of course, Harry is Ron's best man. Sparks fly and Draco is naughty. Wonder what Ron thinks? Fluffy slash. language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Creme Rinse? by BadKatPat reviews
Harry needs to get his hair styled for Hermione and Ron's wedding. He ends up in our favorite blond's shop. fluffy slash hd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Shopping by justanormalgirl357 reviews
What? Draco sneered. Never heard two hot guys get it on in a dressing room? HarryDraco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Magic'd Books and Courting by Werewindle reviews
Harry finds Draco's stash of trashy romance novels. He notices that in all the books, the two main character's names have been magically changed to Harold Porter and Drake Mayfly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/4/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Love For All Eternity by Angel Lain reviews
Draco makes a snide comment to Harry which causes the Gryffindor to not talk to him. It's up to Draco to take drastic measures. X-mas, one shot, slash HD fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Untitled DracoHarry Slash by Beatrix Malfoy Delacour reviews
This is basically a HarryDraco slash story. It is not complete, and I need feedback, because I'm having a bit of a writers block! lol so read please, and follow the directions at the end. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Begging For Maternity by Lunadeath reviews
Sequel to Begging For A Detention. Draco wants to give his parents the heir they want, but he's in love with Harry Potter. He always gets what he wants. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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