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Author has written 14 stories for Covenant, Firefly, and Chuck.

Updated 2/24/2011

My name is _ and I live in a shit-kicker town in the middle of nowhere. It may sound like a horrible place to be, and in some ways, it is, but in other ways, it's the best place on Earth. In short, it's home. I'm also extremely immature for my age, but every now and then I've been known to say something that doesn't sound like something a five-year-old would say. I enjoy people watching. If left to my own devices, I'll read an entire book in one sitting.

I have very strong political beliefs, but I tend to keep them to myself because I dislike getting into heated arguments with people-most of whom don't even know what they're talking about. Really? Doesn't anyone watch the news? FOX or CNN, I watch them both. I will never EVER tell someone whether I'm left-wing or right-wing because that opens the door for stereotyping.

I hate stupid people."Stupid people" in my book are: People who think it's okay to let their kids run around public areas screaming and tearing shit up (you're not doing your kids any favors by not disciplining them. In fact, you're actually screwing them over when it comes to the real world). People who stand in lines at the store checking out at the counter while talking on their phone about how drunk they plan on getting later that night and then get mad at the cashier because they interrupted an "important phone call" (fyi, your "important phone call makes you look like a lush and a whore. Get your head out of your ass and start treating people who work in the customer service business with some respect). People who thinks it's okay to pull the race card to explain their inappropriate behavior (I don't care what color you are, you could be purple or blue or bright neon pink for all I care and I would still call you out for acting like a jackass). People who insist on ramming their religious beliefs down other people's throats (you're not helping you or anyone else spiritually. You're just making everyone hate you and your religion). People who blame everything on homosexuality (Really? The homosexuals are the reason all the problems in the world exist? When you come up with some actual proof, I'll give you the time of day). People who thinks it's okay to draw unemployment for years (I'm from a town where about 75% of the population has this among other things), refuse to go out and work hard like the rest of us, and proudly wave their food-stamp cards in people's faces (you're welcome. Enjoy my tax dollars, you complete asshole). People who insist on being Politically correct all the time (it's just gone way too far). People who use their Facebook status or wall to have personal arguments/ break-up with their significant other (it's for keeping in touch with friends, not letting everyone in on your petty drama that nobody cares about). People who like certain types of music, movies, etc. until everyone likes it and then they suddenly hate it. People who expect others to feel sorry for them and expect handouts when they put in no effort to better their situation on their own in any way, shape, or form (why should I help you if you're not going to show me you actually want it? Everyone has their own set of problems to deal with and you expect us to take on yours as well?).

After the paragraph above, you can probably tell that I am a complete bitch. I'm prone to speaking my mind, hurtful or otherwise. It doesn't make me very many friends, but at least people know where I stand. I'm not above calling people on their crap. I try to avoid confrontation because it never really solves anything, but if I have to I will get into it with someone.

I hate the "Twilight" series with a burning, fiery passion that consumes my entire being. I read the first book for one of my classes in one sitting because by the end of the first sentence I knew it was utter shit and I never wanted to have to pick it up again. Side note, completely relieved Steven Strait didn't end up playing Jacob. He would have lost all credibility as a serious actor in my eyes. Seriously. No fucking joke.

I am addicted to World of Warcraft. I think its because I can beat the shit out of people on there and I get rewarded for it. There's nothing more satisfying to me than killing a Tauren Druid in pvp. Unless, I'm also eating tacos and drinking Mountain Dew. Then it's better than sex. I've been playing the game since release and Hellscream is my realm. I play Pokemon on Nintendo DS.

Stuff like this is epic. Total mood lifter.

I hate that Hollywood is remaking all my favorite classics. Like "Karate Kid"...which had Jackie Chan teaching the "karate kid" Kung-Fu...wha? Did they really think a true fan wouldn't catch that? Just like I didn't catch Brett Ratner completely destroying the X-Men universe and all their AUs in X3 (OH MY GOD. Ruin the heart of Marvel, why don't you, you fat sack of crap!)? Yeah, if they touch "The Breakfast Club", I'm done. (And WTF was that sad excuse of a Wolverine movie?! Sabertooth and Wolverine brothers. No. Just...no. Taylor Kitsch was the only thing about that movie I enjoyed. Way to ruin movies based on comic books. Fuck.)

I used to be a ballerina, but I am somehow so completely clumsy it's astounding. I run into stationary objects often. I used to be a great dancer...now not so much. But its okay, because the only one who sees me dance is my cat and while he thinks I look like a jackass rocking out to Journey, he doesn't have thumbs, and therefore, I am superior-even if I can't do back flips and shit like he can. Show-off.

It doesn't matter how terrible a movie is, I will watch the entire thing. Unless it has Jennifer Lopez in it. Also, if it has man candy in it, I love it. I am not above admitting one of the main reasons I love the movie "The Covenant" so much is because I get to see all those yummy boys in Speedos. I'd rather be staring at Taylor Kitsch's amazing abs, Toby Hemingway's cute ass, and Steven Strait's ovary exploding arms than watching a movie with actual depth. Yes, I am that shallow, and if you have a problem with it, you can just go fuck your couch.

This is an important message, brought to you by the letter G, which stands for "Goddammit Tilt, why does it take you so fucking long to update?!" :

Okay, um...well, to all the people who read my Firefly fics...my muse kinda skipped out on me. I know! I know. I promised to finish my stories and I will. Just not until that stupid whore comes back.

Okay, now to all those who read my Covenant fics. I have a life and it keeps getting in my way. I now have an actual job that's really stressful. I work a lot. I work so much that I've had to stop raiding on WoW (which stands for World of Warcraft for those of you not familiar with the game) because I'm working so much. Also, in the next few months, my lease is up and I'll be moving and right now I'm trying to find a place that's not a total money pit. Believe me when I tell you the place I'm living in now is garbage. I also got a new kitten so my cat wouldn't be so lonely when we're not home. Right now, we're working on teaching him that just because something fits in your mouth and you can swallow it, doesn't mean you should. It's not working out so well. Anyway, the point is, I do make time to sit down and work on upcoming chapters, they're just slow in coming.

Possibility: I may retool my first fic, "Merely Mortals". Reading through it, I realized that while the story itself is awesome, it's not quite as well written as it should or could be. If anyone reading this has read that fic, you are more than welcome to speak up on this. Just understand I probably won't reply. But, your message will have been read.

The sequel to my "Chuck" fic has been put on the back-burner. Not because I'm lazy or anything, but because the show keeps me guessing and I'm waiting until it officially ends before I start writing it. Like Casey already having a daughter (they TOTALLY stole that from me! Joking...or am I, Shwartz? Or am I?). I want it to follow the series. I really do. I don't want it to go completely AU.

I'm not going to blackmail people into giving me reviews in exchange for more chapters. That shit is not cool. I do appreciate reviews, even the overly critical ones. Just don't expect me to cave and write what you want me to write. That's not how I roll.

A lot of people message me, and I try to answer them. But sometimes I don't and it's simply because I'm just that terrible at keeping up lines of communication with people. I have not been on Facebook since February. All my friends think I'm dead. Literally. There are wall posts and threads on my page of people trying to figure out what the hell happened to me. I have yet to respond. I hate writing emails, I hate talking on the phone. So the chances of me responding are somewhat slim to none and it's not because I'm being an ass. I just...it's a quirk.

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Fallen Now is Babylon the Great by I'm Miss World reviews
-UNDER RECONSTRUCTION as of 7/9/12- She's perfect in everyone's eyes. Snobby, stuck up and a prude, but perfect. What happens when Reid decides to ultimately break her down to nothing and make her the laughing stock of Spenser? He never wanted to get in this deep ReidOC Co-Author SkyyRyder
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,753 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Reid G., OC] Tyler S., Sarah W.
Supernormal by beth007 reviews
Ella Winchester is being dumped at Spencer by her brothers Dean and Sam. With a demon on her tail, Ella gets a weird feeling about Ipswich and a certain group of boys -not to mention the mysterious Chase Collins.
Crossover - Supernatural & Covenant - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009
Children of the Cobb by WastelandRose reviews
Jayne Cobb whored three laps around the 'verse. His nine illegitimate children showing up on Serenity don't really surprise anyone aside from him. But why are the kids on the run from the Alliance? What will they mean for the Second Unification War? AUish
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jayne, River
The List by LacedWithLove reviews
“I can get any girl, anytime,” Reid said confidently. “I bet I can come up with at least ten girls you’ll never have,” Pogue declared. And the bet was on. Five months, ten girls. How was Reid to know that number ten would be a deal breaker?
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Reid G.
Better Off Dead by GingerxSnaps reviews
I was given more responsibility before a normal teenage girl got her first period. I lost my family, I had no friends, I'm stuck in a dead end job and my love life was nonexistent. These were the times where I'd be better off dead. Reid/OC
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,899 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Reid G.
Tempted by icebreather reviews
Ellie struggles with an attraction she shouldn't be feeling - and so does Casey. AU for obvious reasons, John/Ellie pairing. EDIT: thanks SO MUCH for the AWESOME Awards nominations for this story! I'm pleased and honored and excited!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,748 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ellie B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Letters From A Lost Daughter by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
River writes to her parents.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - River - Complete
She's an emotion avenger by maggiequeen reviews
We don’t need to do the icky love stuff, walk hand in hand, meeting the parents, touching in public! That’s all show for the world! It’s better this way, just the two of us."-"It's not enough," Warren determined. Warren/OC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 170,265 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Warren P. - Complete
Don't Say That To Casey by Daria234 reviews
Chuck annoys Casey; Casey loses it a little and starts listing things that annoy. The list has a lot of Chuck-related things. Humor ficlet. Also a costume party. CRACK
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
December by sharksfan17 reviews
Sean Abbott, Aaron's little sister, is sick of her home life. So, she runs away with her little brother JJ. Instead of living on the streets, Meredith Garwin takes her in. Reid/OC
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Reid G. - Complete
Casey vs The One Night Stand by verkisto reviews
He had wandered into my bar. Should I let him into my heart? Please heed the rating. Casey/OFC-Darlene
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Casey/Alex C., OC - Complete
A New Day Has Come by SkyyRyder reviews
COMPLETED x Reid isn't the person that everyone thinks he is. He is a young man fighting depression and a dangerous habit. Reid falls in to a darkness to be awakened by a new light. Will this new light help him become the person that he knows he is?
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Reid G. - Complete
The powers that be by RomanceGuru reviews
CH. 16, Revelations. River Tam, Marcus Hamilton crossover fic. Hate consumes her. Truth and revelation prevail.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - River
Ricky and Maryanne: My best friend by Mrs.Phineas Bogg reviews
A retelling of the 1980 classic. Maryanne Peache is the new girl with cruel bullies on her back. The only one she can turn to is the class misfit, Ricky Linderman. As they grow closer, she soon learns his tragic secret.
My Bodyguard - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Demon's Head, Demon's Heart by Ansaraeh reviews
A girl with a dark secret and a dark future moves to Ipswich just planning to lay low. That quickly becomes impossible when she attracts the attention of one of the Sons of Ipswich. Will she choose to follow her heart or her head?
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,878 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007
Bitter Tasting by Purpleangel reviews
Mind blowing passion, sensual flirting, and lust isn’t such a bad thing to have in a relationship. Unless of course you're feeling it for someone who isn't your boyfriend, more like your boyfriends’ worst enemy. Being faithful is so over rated. ReidxOC.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
Anyone But You by Purpleangel reviews
Each and every day he goes especially out of his way to make her life hell. Little does he know the girl he mocks during the day is the very same girl he can’t stop chatting with at night.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
Receiving Gifts by FabledFigment reviews
Someone has been to River's room while she was out. Rayne courtship.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Reinvention of River Tam by FabledFigment reviews
Um... Jayne and River in a box... Come on, people, when isn't that fun? They will now live outside the box. Post Series, AU to BDM. Wash alive, Inara and Book never left.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Jayne, River
Last Man Standing by fiona d reviews
Years after "Serenity", Jayne reflects on the life he lived.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jayne - Complete
Always by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. Smut. River and Jayne need to have a talk. The third of three responses to the "Nothin' But Smut" Challenge over @ Copper for a Kiss. Turn away if smut be not what you seek.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Liar by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. Smut. Someone's not being exactly truthful. It might be River. One of three responses to the "Nothin' But Smut" Challenge over @ Copper for a Kiss. Turn away if smut be not what you seek.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Reactions in Intervals by KinkerBelle reviews
A series of drabbles increasing in size that examine a Rayne relationship from various different view points. Posted @ my LJ ages ago, sorry for the delay
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/25/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Kaywinnet's Little List of Stuff by badkarma00 reviews
Kaylee's got a list! A very important List! Latest in the Rules series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Kaylee
Worth the Cost? by SPT reviews
Jayne performs a good deed and has to wonder if its worth the cost.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Jayne
Mal's Rules of Captainy Respect by badkarma00 reviews
Mal relates some hard learned lessons of his time as a ship's Captain.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Mal - Complete
River's Rules by badkarma00 reviews
River decides to chronicle some things she's learned in her travels that aren't found in books. One shot, sequel to Rules of Cobb.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/10/2008 - River - Complete
Rules of Cobb by badkarma00 reviews
Jayne takes pen in hand and dispenses advice to all and Sundry. One shot, no connection to Shade or Spartan. Just a little drabble.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Jayne - Complete
If eternity could be chosen by valeriebean reviews
John Casey doesn’t have friends. If being with Ilsa taught him anything, it was to not let anyone in close. He sees Chuck and Sarah trying to befriend him, but he maintains his distance. He tells himself that they mean nothing to him. He has to.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Taking Advantage by FabledFigment reviews
Looking at Jayne's magazines leads to someone taking advantage of someone else. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Goodbye by KinkerBelle reviews
Jayne is leaving. May require tissues.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
More Human Than Human by RedRogue reviews
[COMPLETE] Chase resurrected her, now she is forced back into life as his reluctant slave. The price of freedom: drive Reid to addiction so death will surely follow when he Ascends... Only it's easier said than done.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,075 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Back at Your Door by notesofwimsey reviews
She has everything she needs, everything she could want. So why is she standing here, a hand raised to knock on his door? EllieCasey Rated for language and adult situations
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Ellie B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Mixed Tape by voided reviews
You're hot and I'm good for another round, care to join us' Wendy was normal, the people she surrounded herself with? Normal. He, on the other hand, wasn't. Reid x OC ---ON HIATUS---
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,005 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007
Partner Ship by FabledFigment reviews
Partners, crewing a ship together. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,819 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Letters from Home by snarkysweetness reviews
River gives Jayne writing lessons. River/Jayne one-shot. No spoilers for the BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Simply Meant To Be by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. AU. River went to the Academy but got herself out early, before the experiments started. So how does her life evolve after that? And how does she meet Jayne? Very high ratings early on!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - River, Jayne
Lessons in Latin by Lady Cleo reviews
Being dead for a moment, whether you remember or not, always has consequences. A continuation off the story ‘Bound.’
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Jayne, River
No Power in the 'Verse by Serenity Valley Girl reviews
Rayne. How do two scary people stay in shape in the black? And what happens when they find they are more alike than different? Please r&r!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - River, Jayne
Starlit by icebreather reviews
River and Jayne at a beach party, pre relationship. Jayne gets a bit drunk and does what he ordinarily wouldn't do . . . this is complete and utter fluff.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Serious Games by FabledFigment reviews
River wants Jayne to play with her. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Jayne's Plan by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. Jayne has a some what terrifying realization.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - River, Jayne
Beverage by KinkerBelle reviews
A hard working man deserves a drink to cool off. Rayne. Another quotechallenge fic.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Should've Known Better by TheShoelessOne reviews
[Post BDM] Hard strawberry wine and a fiddle tune brought them together on a balmy summer evening. Oneshot, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Spit on a Stranger by TheShoelessOne reviews
It wasn't Unification Day. Mal hadn't picked any hooligan's pocket yet. They had just finished a rather successful job and had decided to celebrate. So, there seemed to be no reason to start a fight in this particular bar. Oneshot, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
River Gorge by icebreather reviews
More than three years after Miranda, Jayne and River are friends and partners. Their platonic relationship changes with the advent of a small child into their lives.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Lineage by EreshkigalGirl reviews
COMPLETE. Sequal to ANGEL which can be found on my profile page. The continuing story of the crew and their kids. Set from 3 years after BDM onward. Rayne, SK, and MI
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,064 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Recalculated Percentage by FabledFigment reviews
Just a happy, fluffy little Rayne story.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Alone In the Dark by Bittersweetsymphony19 reviews
Ever wonder why Reid acts the way he does and what about his past! A new member comes along to stir up the past!rated M for future chapters!
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Wrong Kind of Love by SkyyRyder reviews
ONE SHOT x Reid's summer love... with a twist. ReidxOC, slight mention of ReidSarah.
Covenant - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Reid G. - Complete
Within Temptation by soccergurl382 reviews
Vanessa, the new girl at Spencers has alot of secrets to hide and some hiding to do herself. When Vanessa finds herself infatuated with a son of Ipswhich not only is she putting him in danger but herself. Chapter 25 is up! COMPLETED!
Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,380 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Trouble In A Skirt by Crystalkei reviews
Same 'verse as my others. An actiony story...Rayne, with SimonKaylee and the rest of the gang!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Green Lace by FabledFigment reviews
River is confounding poor Jayne. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Safer by elaine451 reviews
An alternate Safe, with Jayne getting snatched along with as River and Simon
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Tingles by icebreather reviews
Rayne fluff. Horseback riding. Also written in '06.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Small Moments by icebreather reviews
A Rayne story, in which River is saner and Jayne is attracted. Also a bit of MalInara. Mostly fluff. This was my first ever attempt at fanfic, written 2006.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Jayne, Jayne
Marriage by legendeld reviews
Just a cute idea that came to me after a friend from work challenaged me to come up with a story that could be added to CANNON without changing the storyline at all, Continued into the future post Serenity now complet. Hope you enjoy
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Hansel, Gretel, and Other Nonsense by Counter Spark reviews
Some things are purely nonsensical. A tough as nails mercenary secretly falling in love with a crazy girl? A very good example. A Rayne oneshot...all fluffy and good.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Times Saved by vampout reviews
River has already saved Jayne's life once, but it seems she'll have to do it again to get the result she wants. Total Rayne. COMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Piece By Piece by Gem588 reviews
Eight months after Miranda, the crew of Serenity still struggles to adapt to the “new normal.” Constructing, and deconstructing, moments of her life, River attempts to understand and assimilate her new and complex feelings for Jayne. Rayne, but will to
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,856 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - River, Jayne
Cause and Effect by elaine451 reviews
Takes place during ‘Our Mrs. Reynolds’. River takes matters into her own hands to decide her fate and the fate of her crewmates. Rayne. Rated M for language and sexual situations
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Angel by EreshkigalGirl reviews
The crew is informed about the Academy's newest science project, RT215042518, River's daughter. Upon her rescue, River has to learn how to be a mother.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,449 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Torrential by Gem588 reviews
Hot. Sweaty. Rayne. Rated M for sensual content. No minors, please!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Maintenance by curi reviews
River has a problem. Inara has a solution. Jayne's man-parts are involved. The rest of Jayne seems to be optional. Last edited 08/12.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Of Guilt, Sin and Apples by wickedambiguity reviews
Jayne and River share an understanding and an apple... Which leads to misunderstandings, sweet moments, eventual violence and the possibility that Jayne might someday become a better man.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,409 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Jayne, River
The Dance by Lirazel reviews
“There isn’t any music.” Oneshot, Mal’s POV, preRayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Voices and Visions by Lattelady reviews
2006 BEST Of RAYNE WINNER. Jayne and River Mal and Inara romance. Deals with the aftermath of Miranda and what it meant for all of the crew. Sprinkling of Simon and Kaylee, Zoe and Wash memories
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,019 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
The First Move by pmochizuki reviews
[OneShot, JayneRiver] I was tired of waiting for Jayne to make the first move so I had to come up with a fool proof plan for him to do so. Or technically was I making the first move just by planning for him to make the first move?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Like a Magnet by curi reviews
Jayne reflects on his relationship with the woman he loves. Jayne/River. Oneshot. Last Edited 08/12
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
A new day Dawning by sevangel reviews
Months after Early's visit, things begin to change. Secrets are revieled and feelings are born. Will the crew be able to handle an adult River or more importanly, will Jayne?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,483 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Let it Flow by sevangel reviews
A few months post Early, River's fascination with a certain merc comes out. How will the crew handle the genius's sudden craving? How will Jayne? A more animalistic look into my favorite pairing, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Jayne, River
Our Mrs Cobb by sevangel reviews
Starts during 'Our Mrs. Reynolds' but has a Rayne twist to it. Continues on with the 'married' couple from there. Also, crossover with BTVS just added chaps 17 through 23
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,535 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Keepsake by Fair-Ithil reviews
There was really only one thing that scared Jayne Malcolm Cobb in the whole ‘verse and that was his momma...[Rayne implied]
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Planets Will Turn by thekidwiththehelmet reviews
River gets hooked on soap operas and decides the use them as a guide to seduction. RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
His Brain is Steaming by postitnotes reviews
River tells Zoe all about why Jayne is mad at her.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Family Time by mnemosyne23 reviews
He actually has something to protect. RiverJayne, others. Fluffy family fic!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Jayne, River
Marriage Counseling 101 by mnemosyne23 reviews
River and Jayne are having a fight, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire. Mal, RiverJayne, Zoe
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2005 - River, Jayne
The Talk by mnemosyne23 reviews
Mal's tired of the ship being overrun by children, and decides to have A Talk with his crew. RiverJayne, SimonKaylee, ZoeWash, implied MalInara. Rated for bawdy humor.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Mal, Jayne
Ambrosia by Karanina reviews
After a night out on the town Jayne wakes up without a hangover, but with the one person he never expected. Will Mal dump him out the airlock for good? Or will Simon slice and dice him on the operating table? But Simon's just a little bit preoccupied.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Jayne, River
Elsewhere by KateShines reviews
Jayne and River bond, the crew gets a job, the weather's rotten. COMPLETE.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Jayne, River - Complete
Moth to a flame by lindalove reviews
River's been snatched by the Feds. Jayne's got no choice but to get her back. Sorry re slow updates am applying for a new job!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Jayne, River
A Boy Named Sue by lindalove reviews
After OIS, Jayne's plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consquence. This is a miniepic to link Jayne and River yes its long, but stick with. Complete!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,396 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
While Sleeping Mercenaries Lie by Lady Cleo reviews
River haunts Jayne’s dreams, literally. And delves into the psyche of the man that betrayed her on Ariel.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Never a Normal Relationship… by Lady Cleo reviews
While setting down on Jayne’s home world things go from messed up to screwed up for Jayne, River, and the crew of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,947 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Good Days and Bad Days by Lady Cleo reviews
There are bad days and there are good days.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Delta Rain by Neroli reviews
A JayneRiver romance, rating there for language. Chapter 15 now up. Complete
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,394 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
What just happened? by silk1 reviews
JayneRiver... Sometimes you find comfort in unfamiliar places ...... some truths never die! THIS IS FINALLY FINISHED!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 122,055 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 3/6/2003
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Boy Meets Girl reviews
It was that day, that moment, lying in the grass, that Reid Garwin fell in love. Reid/OC. Mostly fluff, with some drama and smut. TITLE CHANGED from "Skinny Love"
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Reid G.
The Perfect Fit reviews
Ridley isn't your ordinary girl and the sons aren't the only ones who notice. OC heavy fic. Rated M bad language, sexual content, and abuse and some other stuff.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,853 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Reid G.
Casey VS The Secret Secret NonAgent reviews
With Casey's defection from "Team Chuck" drawing nearer and nearer, Beckman and Graham decide he needs a handler of his own. Too bad it's the only person ever responsible for making Casey question whether or not he really is the job. Casey/OFC,Chuck/Sarah
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Casey/Alex C. - Complete
TwentyFour: Raising the Dead in Me reviews
Second in the Twenty-Four Series. River and Jayne leave Serenity and begin the slow and steady process of coming to terms with the events of Miranda and having failed their comrades. Post BDM. BDM spoilers. Eventual Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,729 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Jayne, River
The Great Escape reviews
Written for LJ and I'm now posting it here. Jayne saves River from some men and starts to realize that companions aren't really all that great. Definite Rayne
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Feel The Silence reviews
Change is always for the better. Post BDM, spoilers, cannon pairings...for now.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - River, Jayne
Requiem of a Monster reviews
Reavers aren't the only thing to fear in the Verse. The Paleman, he has come. Rayne, Kaylee/Simon, etc. post BDM. cannonish.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - River, Jayne
Dating reviews
Sequel to "Courting". Jayne has an epiphany. Mal expands his vocabulary. Only Jayne and River are pleased with the results.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Deuces Are Wild reviews
River wants to be normal. Jayne likes to be free. Will Jayne be able to hold on to his bird without becoming completely tame and will his bird ever realize being normal is overrated? postBDM,Wash still alive.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,811 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - River, Jayne
The Cigar Box reviews
Jayne is a man of action and it takes a cigar box for River to finally see it. Post BDM, therefore, BDM spoilers and the like.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Courting reviews
It's not exactly Jayne's strong suit.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
TwentyFour: Alone reviews
Post-BDM, spoilers. Everyone has someone except Jayne and River and they're to blame for everything.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Sequel to Merely Mortals. Reid loves Amelia, but for some reason he can't commit to being a one woman kind of man. Does the old saying Once a cheater always a cheater apply or are there outside forces at work? Some language, violence, and sexual content.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Reid G. - Complete
Merely Mortals reviews
Amelia has always thought she was the only one who was different until she met Reid and strange things began to happen, even by Ipswich standards. Will Reid be able to save her soul? Rated M for some language, drinking, and sexual content.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Reid G. - Complete
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