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Things for aspiring authors to consider...

(1) Please don't let your under-trained protagonists pop out supposedly great ideas that no one has thought of before. An example would be Naruto telling the Sandaime to use shadow clones for paperwork. It's simply insulting, especially against a Hokage known as 'the Professor.'

(2) Please be judicial about where you lavish extra details. I could care less about the exact composition of the sandwich a character is eating unless it contributes to the plot. Meanwhile, a one-liner gifting the underfed and previously-wronged protagonist with a chest of hard-to-acquire forbidden knowledge is insufficient.

(3) Please refrain from writing melodramatic speeches when opponents face each other, especially in an action/adventure story. Take the average Naruto fanfic where fighting somehow pauses for the characters to exchange their 'woe is me' story. I've read fics where the bulk of Naruto and Neji's chunin tournament is dedicated to monologues of their childhood trauma. What are they? Kabuki actors?

(4) Please vary your sentence structure.

Random chuckles...

- "Not that I want to ruin this happy moment or anything," said Ron as he got up off the floor, "But Hermione's blanket's on fire." [3400326]

- Harry, face still red, narrowed his eyes at Ron and retorted, "Says the guy who thought that the Care Of Magical Creatures textbook said that it would help them work with magical breasts." [3400326]

- "No," Padma would scold her twin, "You cannot write 'bubble bubble toil and trouble' on your [potion] essay!" [3400326]

- Dumbledore's eyes twinkle sometimes, but at this point I think I doused his twinkle. [4916690]

- Re: Dumbledore -- that creepy Santa-bloke.

- "HOLY CRAP! MINATO GETS TRAPPED IN THE SEXY JUTSU!"

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Harnessing Starfire by Sherza reviews
Alpha and Beta Quadrants are reeling under the after-effects of Nero's second rampage. Everyone is watching the Enterprise, crewed by children and commanded by the most unpredictable, explosive duo to ever grace Starfleet Command. After their explosive debut, how will the crew of the Enterprise fare?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,300 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/22/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29831 - Favs: 16,146 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Petal by worldtravellingfly reviews
Nine years after The Final Battle, Amaryllis Potter found herself working late shifts in a private hospital in New York City, combining Muggle and magical Healing. The war never really let her go. And then suddenly her quiet, somewhat peaceful life changed abruptly as she ran into a stranger one night, after a long day at work. But not only her life changed... (Fem!Harry) [AU!]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 4,434 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,493 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Ingenious Idiot by Kanae Yuna reviews
"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions..." A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he's bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,727 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 4,293 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Fleur Delacour Seduced Me AKA: I'm a Lucky, Lucky Man (revised) by ffpseudo reviews
I, Harry Potter, an innocent little fourth year, entered into a tournament I don't want to be in, end up in a very different game called seduction. My opponent? A Veela named Fleur Delacour. Come see me lose my patience, my innocence, and at least once, my lunch in the story of my fourth year. Warning: Lemons. (Revised—after learning I forgot to read it after editing one last time)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,140 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Safe and Sound by Mia Vaan reviews
When Lucille Harewood beats up some bullies, the crew of the Enterprise realize that Khan's blood has a few unwanted side effects. Things just go from bad to worse from there. Minor AU. Hints of Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Carol & Khan/Augment.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,315 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Lucille H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4983 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 4,955 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: The Reckoning by Vaanarash reviews
A single moment's hesitation during the Kyuubi attack has unforeseeable consequences. Now as the world rushes towards war, a new order begins its rise. Everything will change. Everything has changed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,304 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 7,159 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Flaws and All by deConstruction reviews
Cadet Christine Chapel is struggling to cope personally when she is forced to deal professionally with brash, arrogant and fearless fellow Cadet James T. Kirk. They struggle to co-exist, but when Vulcan is threatened will they have any other choice?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,862 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - C. Chapel, J. Kirk - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Maximus! PartII by CSnow reviews
Adopted from padfootsrevenger. Harry and Luna are the only ones left from the war and travel to a separate world where they join the wizarding world as the Maximus twins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,265 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5331 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Magic Knows No Boundaries by cosette-aimee reviews
An older Harry gets transported to an Alternate Universe where Voldemort is still wreaking havoc. Involves advanced magic, werewolves and an unexpected marriage contract. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Harry P.
Blood Bound: A Vampire Story by Dementor149 reviews
Harry Potter becomes a vampire. Which struggle will be the most difficult? The war with Voldemort, or the struggle to hold onto his own failing humanity? Takes place right after HBP and makes an immediate detour into the Twilight Zone. Beware a HHr story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,014 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mathias Prophecy Book III by esined0319 reviews
Third Part of the Trilogy. Harry must face Voldemort and is exploring her feelings towards Sirius, Severus, and Remus while becoming involved in something called a Protectorship. Au female Harry. There will be a post Hogwarts sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 157,831 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Six Founders by arnaldus reviews
[complete] Dumbledore had tried to control everything, and it had resulted in tragedy. They won every battle but they were losing the war, and he was losing Harry. It was time for a change of plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,333 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Secrets Sleep in Winter Clothes by enlightenedkitty reviews
[Complete!] When Snape, ever the bastard, is exposed as a spy, top auror Hermione is sent to Hogwarts to protect him. But meanwhile, Harry's behaving erratically, Draco's slimy as ever and Ronald Weasley desperately needs a woman. HG&SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,769 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by dracademented reviews
{COMPLETE} After Ginny does Ron a 'favor', it all goes wrong. Or does it? Strange things are beginning at Hogwarts, and by the time it's all finished, no one will be the same. Draco x Ginny x Blaise; Draco x Ginny; Draco x Blaise; Blaise x Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 361,102 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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