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Joined 08-09-07, id: 1347481, Profile Updated: 04-14-13
Author has written 8 stories for Aliens/Predator, Teen Titans, Misc. Tv Shows, District 9, Dead Space, Doctor Who, Misc. Movies, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, and British Comedy.

Name: I got the gun. That's all you need to know.

Age: Ya know, I just don't seem to keep track...

Current residence: A deep, dark corner of my mind.

Favorite Music: Metal, Classic Rock (RUSH FTW), Punk Rock, Operatic metal, symphonic rock

Favorite Movies: Alien movies, Predator (1, not 2), AVP, AVP:R, Serenity, Transformers: The Movie, The Italian Job, Matrix, Stranger Than Fiction, Army of Darkness, Bewitched, Night of the Blood Beast, Inception, Avengers, and much, much more!

Favorite Books: Farenheit 451, Aliens (Earth Hive, Original Sin, etc.), Aliens Graphic novels, Dean Koontz's FRANKENSTEIN (Prodigal Son and City of Night), any movie novelizations available, manga (especially Bleach and Fullmetal Alchemist), Roadside Picnic, Second Variety, Odd series (Particularly Brother Odd), Neuromancer, .

Favorite TV Shows: Psych, Firefly, Heroes, Chuck (first two seasons), Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (actually, just the pilot), Supernatural, The Adventures of Brisco County Junior, Numbers, Gargoyles, Jackie Chan Adventures, Teen Titans (must... have... sixth... SEASON!), A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Bleach, Inuyasha, Hellsing, Anime in General

Interests: Firefly, AvP, Teen Titans, Screenwriting, ScarxLex, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Marvel, MLP:FIM


Favorite Quotes:

"The best things in life... are pump action!" -Me

"Now what?" - Alexa Woods

"Peice of plank." - Scar

"There's just certain pregnant women that like to steal DVDs. You know who you are, Carrie." -Wolf

"Yeah." - Wolf

"One shall stand... one shall fall." Optimus Prime

"Evil beware; we have waffles." - Raven, Teen Titans

"They shall all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting," O'Malley, Red vs. Blue

"I just need to think of bad things... like milk... or... Red Bull... Now I am thinking of kittens... no... kittens covered in spikes! That makes me... angry!" Caboose, Red Vs. Blue

"I will eat your unhappiness!" Caboose, Red Vs. Blue

"Coffee without caffeine? That's like Shakespeare without the words." Me

"Hamsters is nice," Kaylee, Firefly

"I'm lost. I'm angry... and I'm armed," Mal, Firefly

"I have been in a firefight... I was in a fire... Actually I was fired. From a fry cook opportunity. I can handle myself," Wash, Firefly

"OF COURSE NOT!" Raoul De Chagny


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Planet of the Apes Secret of Planet by Peter Chimaera reviews
There is a new ship to go of the planet but theres a secret to mystery.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Alien 3: What Should Have Happened by heroofcanton reviews
What would have happened if Hicks and Newt had survived the crash on Fury 161? A reworking of Alien 3 without the deaths of Corporal Dwayne Hicks and Rebecca "Newt" Jorden for all those who felt it was a travesty to kill them off.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,015 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Pranks by InvisibleJediMaster reviews
Chapter 11! Fun with markers and Grid's head. Need more be said?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Bargain by forthright reviews
Oneshot. Lessons learned in childhood last a lifetime. They mold young minds and shape their futures. The things that left the biggest impressions on Sesshoumaru were his father... his teacher... and an egg.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho - Complete
A Translation Story by LC Rose reviews
Just another day in Feudal Japan, right? Or...maybe not. **one-shot** COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Could You Try to Mime It Out? by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
Just because you're usually the one causing the mayhem and mishaps does not mean that you are in any way immune to them.' R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Guardian Angel by Cheese-Nip42 reviews
So...Heroes is sort of an AU right? Like if normal, everyday people had super powers... Well, what if one of those people lets say Sylar. came into the actual universe? It's my first fan fic. so please have mercy!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
Memories by Mayhem21 reviews
Red vs Blue. A strange storm passes through Blood Gulch, driving both teams to shelter and stirring up old memories.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
A Marmoset by Any Other Name by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
The Great and Powerful Authoress decides that Vader needs a holiday. Insanity insues when she throws your favorite entertainment icons and Luke Skywalker into the mix! *ABANDONED*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies by Peter Chimaera reviews
Important people drive the bus in the Desert Bus game WHICH DOVE NOT HAVE CATEGORY
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Robin and Marian by TheShoelessOne reviews
River and Jayne play a game. Including Wash as an unwilling Little John. Rayne, oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Matrix Return by Peter Chimaera reviews
Neo, Moerpheus , and Trinity have fo fight
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Morpheus, Trinity - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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A Bit of Time and Space reviews
Fry and Laurie find themselves in an odd blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
Arthur Clarke Fights the Alien Bilding!
Arthur Clarke has to blwos up alien bilding and make evil go away from planet! SquirrelFic sequel to "Arthur Clarke Fights the Bad Zombies!"
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Arthur Clarke Fights the Bad Zombies! reviews
inspired by the delightfully awful works of squirrelking, Isaac's brother Arthur has an adventure of lots of zombie killing, space-stuff, and bad, bad grammar!
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Still Alive in Joburg reviews
Three years after the events of District 9, Christopher has still not returned with the salvation of the Poleepkwa. Wikus, living in Sanctuary Park, is losing hope. However, some human sympathizers have decided to take matters into their own hands.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Wikus V.D.M.
Grim Tales: Fear The Reaper reviews
In an alternate future, Grim Jr and Minimandy are trapped on earth during a war between the Netherworlds, meaning they have no way of getting home, no powers, and they are rendered mortal.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010
The Adventures of Scar and Lex in Manhattan reviews
Edit: Season 2. When Coat falls asleep, Lex & Scar must deal with the many resulting reactions, such as bleedthroughs from other universes! LexxScar
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,687 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007
Titans, REWIND! reviews
The power station is controling out minds. Or, so says Beast Boy. When he attempts to save the world by sabatoging the power station, he fails and ends up with an interesting new feature... based on "Be Kind, Rewind" starring Jack Black and Mos Def
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Fistful of Aliens reviews
[EDIT]Three months after the Auriga incident, Newt is getting along well with the crew of the smuggler ship Betty, as well as her daughter the hybrid Queen Amee. But now, a new job has thrust the Aliens back into their lives... follows AU script for Rez
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2007