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Joined 08-09-07, id: 1347850, Profile Updated: 08-18-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

AWESOMENESS INCARNATE... need I say more?

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I will go down with this ship by Teme of the year reviews
Born from noble blood, luxury is the only life Sasuke knows. Suddenly, his utopian life is transformed by the appearance of a Captain Naruto Uzumaki; an infamous pirate with his eyes on Sasuke. Together they chase after a lost, forgotten myth. Though nothing is so easy. Especially when you're your own worst enemy... Social contrasts? Yes. But lovers?... Pirate AU. Narusasu, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,208 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Married to My Boss: Revised by Usami-Sensei reviews
Naruto was sick of the countless women. Though that was to be expected when the man he's in love with is straight, his best friend, and Uchiha Sasuke, the young Co-CEO of a multi-billion dollar incorporation and a single father with an unhealthy need for a woman at his hip. Yes Naruto's fate sucked major dick and surely Sasuke did not. [YAOI.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 420,161 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Itachi U.
EasyBake ovens, Sasuke, and Happy Birthday Naruto! by natsukileeRKOlover reviews
It's Naruto's birthday so Sakura decides to throw him the best party a 17 year old kid could ask for. And She also gets him what he's wanted for a long time. She gets him Sasuke, who's back in town after movig away 2 years ago. AU, Lemons. no flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Clubs reviews
I don't like clubs. I don't like the mass of strangers gyrating against you in some dark hole in the wall. I don't like the random gropes, and I most defiantly do not like the idea of possible getting ruffied on some ones "nice gestures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say it reviews
Smex... that's all there is
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Rhyming Day reviews
Short and Cute and it rhymes to boot. but please no flames or i'll have to shoot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intruder reviews
I want to love you,will you let me?" rated "m" for no reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete