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Joined 08-09-07, id: 1347971, Profile Updated: 06-12-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Camp Lazlo.

Nick-name: Sami, Samsonite, Kuppie-cake

Age: People say I'm wise beyond my years

Gender: I am woman and hear me Yaoi Fangirl Scream_

Clubs: Prez. of the Yaoi Fan Girl Club (at school), prez. of the Greek Myth club (at school),

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A Little About Me (as if anyone cares): I'm Kida. However, nobody calls me Kida since who knows when! So my name is Sami, Samsonite, and, ugghh... Kuppie-cake. They've taken to calling me those names instead of my actual name. I really don't know why. I'm not apart of the social norm if anything I'm out to destroy it (Me: popular assholes suck.Go Freaks!!) But don't let that stop you for getting to know me. I'm random and insanely sane so I'm friendly if you don't piss me off. lol I don't have too many friend but I'm fine with it. At least then I know who my true friends are. I love very few people but I luv a lot (Me: there is a difference between love and luv, people!!). Oh, one of the few people I love is this guy, Ryu. I've known him since like birth he's still my best friend ever. He's gay and got a boyfriend of 7 years this past December!! I love them both with all my heart and anyone who has a problem with gays, lesbians, transvestites, and/or bisexuals you can all go fuck yourselves!! That's it I think on that so... yea.

Likes/Interests: YAOI!! Poetry, sweets (especially banana-nut bread and cookies, yum!), anime, manga, Greek mythology, music, reading, writing, different cultures, the colors: onyx black, sapphire blue, blood red, and golden sunset yellow (Me: yes, i know they are a weird combination), cooking, vampires (Me: Holy Fuck are they HOT!), dragons, other mystical creatures, angels, demons, halflings, supernatural, tarot, animals, Lucifer

Dislikes: Privacy invasion, stupid people (Me: Ironically my friends are. Makes you wonder...), people with bad grammar, homophobic people (Me: those bastards...), close-minded people, people with a superiority complex, people in general, hot-dogs, preps, wanna-be gangsters, jock-type assholes, bitchy skinny-assed cheerleaders or anything like that, popularity.

Parings I support: Seme/Uke (Now categorized)

~Devishly good looking Semes and stubborn ukes~


~Premadana ukes~

Harry/Draco (Harry seme ONLY!!)

~Fanboy ukes~

ChaseYoung/Jack Spicer


Harry/Ron (The friendship angle I love on these two, Ron, is, so, UKE!)
Superman/Batman (Only in Justice League, I do love some of the classic buff superheroes)
Green Lantern/Flash
Will Turner/Jack Sparrow (I don’t care! I’d like to see Jack on the bottom!)
Inuyasha/Miroku: (You know Miroku wants it)


Zuko/Sokka (Aw... Sokka is so uke, my obsessed pairing)
Gary/Ash (Another classic of mine)
James/Severus Kankurou/Kiba (:D I've seen the episode where Kan saves Kiba and I loved it!)
Dash/Danny (Lets face it, Danny needs a seme, and the Bully/Outsider appeals to me)
Mugen/Jin (My two favorite samurai)
Inuyasha/Kouga (Rival lovin, heheh)


Zabuza/Haku (A tragic love story, its so obvious it hurts, and it was the first one to make me truly cry for a pairing)
Chase Young/Jack Spicer (Yup, also in the villain section, they are just so cute)


Almost any of the main guys/Stifler (American Pie series, Stifler needs to be da uke!)

Parings I don’t support:

Character/Mary-Sue (~Gets so frustrated she bursts into tears~ Its like stabbing me with a knife and I'm crying in agony! Please stop! I can't take it anymore! I hate people who make themselves perfect and I hate bitches that think a character is theirs! Because their not! ~Sob~ Please stop...)
Zuko/Katara (No! Think Zuko/Sokka! I'm so TIRED of looking at Zukara!)
Dumbledore/Snape (O.O ~Eye twitches~ so... Wrong...)
Lee/Gaara (I-i just... no)

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If This Cat Could Talk by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Axel’s therapist suggests that he get a cat to help him get over an accident involving his little brother’s best friend. It doesn’t take him long to realize that strange things are afoot, however…COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,277 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Delirium by ReaperRain reviews
Chazz finally snaps and attacks his brothers, and his sanity is questioned as a result. Sent off to an asylum, how will he cope wth hallucinations and hidden evils? Contains violence and abuse. Eventual ChazzJaden.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,920 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Princess Veronica by Zow-Katow reviews
It's Edward's turn to tell a campfire story, but there's something he just can't get off his mind. LazXEd
Camp Lazlo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 5,522 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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When a One NightStand Backfires reviews
Also known as on DA and -I think- "One Night Stand No More" so don't think I stole it! Summary and other stuff inside. Just take a look; it takes like 10 seconds. Yaoi,slash,BL,shonen-ai,malexmale,etc. Don't like; don't read! Thanx you. X3
Camp Lazlo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/13/2008
So Complicated reviews
Dark secrets. Love. Lust. Hate. Pain. Sorrow. Happiness. All this and more! . Complete summary inside. Slash in later chapters! Don't be fooled by the sweetness at the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Another High School Hell
New school, new problems. Two new freshmen freshwomen come and shake things up. He comes the twist: the one in a skirt isn't supposed to be in a skirt! SLASH in later chapters. Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Gaara