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Joined 08-10-07, id: 1348124, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
Author has written 9 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and Death Note.

Note of possible interest: It was my birthday today (4th of August), Thanks to my friends who threw a surrise party for me at school (even though I didn't go to school today... opps) I'M FINALLY 15! Yay for me!

Another, very love-filled, important note: THANK YOU UNDEAD-REJECT! You wonderful being who happened to give me the title of the fanfiction I asked for, I LUB JOO FOREVER!! (I though this should be bolded and underlined and centered and italicised, Undead, you are my new bestest friend ever... sorry Christie.)

(Axel and Roxas OWN the fandom!)

Yo, I escaped from the MENTAL ASYLUM! Again...

How are we today? Gah I don't want your life story!

My name is Teme (Yes this is my real name, no not really).

I REALLY don't like cross-overs and try to avoid them, Mary-sues (aka Mary Cullens) scare the bejeebas out of me and I have my own sense of humor, the people who matter find me funny, do you matter?

I write Bones, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, InuYasha and Harry Potter stories. I did write Twilight ones but then the book became popular...

Fave Ships:

Naruto:

GAARASASORI!!

GaaraNeji

NejiGaara

GaaraNejiSori (drools)

NaruSasu

TemeDobe (Pretty much NaruSasu, but any way)

ItaSasu

ItaSasuNaru

ItaNaru

GaaraNaru

SasuNeji

GaaraSasuke

MadaraSasuIta

MadaraTobi (Hehehe)

OrochimaruSasu

OrochimaruIta

OrochimaruMadar

OrochimaruTobi

OrochimaruNaru

OrochimaruKyuubi (I like Orochimaru alot XD)

ShikaNaru

KibaNaru

KibaAkamaru (Joking! That'd be wierd)

NaruNaru (Naruto's clones)

NaruNaruGaara (Being Naruto clones and Gaara)

NaruNaruSasu (Being Naruto clones and Sasuke)

InuYasha:

InuSess

InuSessInuta

SessInuta

InuMiroku

Harry Potter:

DracoHarry

HarrySnape

DobbyRon (Hehehe, joking)

Buffy:

AngelWilliam

AngelSpike

AngelusSpike

AngelusWilliam

Incest Pairings:

Twincest (In general, Ouran twins, Harry Potter twins, LoTR Twins)

Uchihacest

Inucest

And last of all

The Starship Enterprise!! (I wonder if anyone will get that?)

Oh and Serenity, love that ship!!

If you review please don't use chat speak and GRAMMA-FIY your review please! Otherwise I can’t respond, thank you.

Feel free to add me on MySpace aswell:

And lastly Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1327508148&ref=profile

I feel so connected ;)

ChaoticCosplay is finally here! Yayz! We're a group of like NINE WHOLE PEOPLE and we do Naruto, Hellsing, Death Note... in general anime cosplays, so go check us out on Youtube, facebook, myspace or email us at chaoticcosplayers@hotmail.com (I think thats right...) I'm working on a L cosplay ATM and Alice outfit from Resident Evil: Extinction (very cool).

Teme

Christie's Corner:

O.M.G Teme! You updated! Holy shit dude...

(Yes I updated... Christie is my... lovely (?) beta, THANK JOO CHRISPY!)

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Friends by MistakenForSomeoneWhoCares reviews
Now, there are somethings Gaara didnt understand. How Uzumaki Naruto was his friend, how his nephew always beat him at shogi, but most of all, Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,317 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Emperor of Servants by JesaWicked reviews
Gaara has to work for the Hyuuga's for his whole summer break because his bastard of a father lost a bet to his rival. There he meets the most pompous rich teen that ever stepped foot on earth. ::YAOI,AU,OOC,NejGaa,Language,Drugs::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Twitterpated by Veta reviews
AU. When Naruto dumps him for Sasuke, Gaara doesn't know what to do. Falling for the Uchiha's mortal enemy wasn't what he had in mind, but he's not about to complain! NejiGaa YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
A Collection of Miserable Drabbles by Corvin reviews
Ever wondered what happened after Miserably Ever After? You prompt me and I'll tell you. Ratings May Vary, rated M because sky is the limit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
A Metal Heart by Hikou no Kokoro reviews
Will Edward finally be accepted? No, not as a famous military dog, not as a regular brother that's relied on, not as someone that should be pitied on. As a person. Full summary inside. T for language and violence. My first fanfic. Enjoy! Terminated.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H., Edward E. - Complete
Tamed by Knarx reviews
Itachi falls for the most unlikely person. ItaGaa w SasuNaru. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Itachi U., Gaara
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Tea Party by Iamhappytojustbealive reviews
What if Gaara and Naruto were brothers at a brothrel? What if they ran away to start a new life, but the past comes to haunt them. Sort of like this summary, which sucks! Story, however, is good! READ! Pariings: Sasu/Naru, Neji/Gaara, Kan/?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Child of Mine by Untainted-Angel reviews
Gaara needs a new Konoha ambassador, so he goes to Konoha to find one. There he meets the person he had fallen in love with 9 months ago during the Chunnin exams. But something is wrong...a little angst in beginning, yaoi, Mpreg,Gaanej, hints of rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Melody and Lyrics by The Last Lost Continent reviews
Teenagers were made to be stupid. And to screw possibly dangerous men in backseats. But that's neither here nor there. under a serious re-vamp. Updates sporadically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Petroleum by oh.industria reviews
AU. In which 16-year-old Neji loves 25-year-old Gaara too much to let him go. Gaara/Neji, side NaruSasu, other pairings. Chapter 11: First time in the pool.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,672 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
My Crimson Angel by JesaWicked reviews
YAOI,OOC,GaaxNeji,Language: Step into Neji's mind and life with this POV story. It's his last year of high school and unexpected events start to happen that would change his whole life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
An Online Friend Of Mine by Duly Noted and Discredited reviews
Online computer gaming was Gaara's forte, but when a fellow gamer starts getting a little too friendly, Gaara stops playing online. But his fellow gamer doesn't get the point. M for later chapters, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Literature of the Naive by Corvin reviews
Neji is doing his best to woo Gaara. But the redhead seems to becompletely clueless to his advances. See how Neji does his best to make itapparent that he is interested. NejiGaa, other pairings inside. AU Highschool
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Impervius AI by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
Neji is a fighter pilot for the Aerilen Space Station. He graduated early and is among the best pilots on the ship. Everyone thinks he is perfect and normal, but he has a secret. He is developing odd feelings toward his jet's computer, an AI named Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,807 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Real Me by Yaoilover2180 reviews
Naurto as finally snapped, he is tired of being the happy-go-lucky guy. And now he no longer cares. Well Sasuke be able to help him? Yaoi...Lemon...Angst...YAY...Sakura bashing in later chapters! WARNING BLOOD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Holidays with the Ex by dark-night-sky reviews
After finishing school and starting University, Neji and Gaara decided it would be best to break up for the three years. In their second year, Gaara gets an invitation from Naruto to spend Christmas in Konoha- with Neji. All for Our Best Friends Sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,191 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
I Won't Fade by THE KYO reviews
AU... Never miss an opportunity. Never kiss a new student if your not sure he's gay. Never break a promise. Never sleep over if the two of you are only there. Don't say I love you if you don't really mean it. M for later chapters. Check out the Author's note in chapter 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,494 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Neji H., Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Aishiteru Academy, Book 1 by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
Aishiteru Academy isn't exactly a normal school. So when teachers are teaching you subtle ways to flirt and one of the ways to graduate is to get married, what are Gaara, Haku, and Naruto going to do when people start to notice them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,808 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Minister's Son by The Book of Counted Sorrows reviews
Neji,the minister's son,has a secret. Every night he prays at a lone cathedral while Gaara,a vampire,watches him from afar. When the Sand Prince claims him as his mate the Elders send the Weapons after him, but all hell breaks loose when his father enters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,960 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Things Will Progress, Right? by Undead-Reject reviews
Gaara has found someone that has sparked his interest, and that certain someone is Neji Hyuuga. Not being able to get Neji off his mind, he takes a walk and accidently stumbles upon him! Will things progress? Gaara X Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Ninja Club by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara dreams of a past that may or may not have occurred. When he attends a new school, he learns he's not the only one. Alternate universe story... kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Sonata of the Soul by Light of the Darkest Night reviews
Sasuke a rebellious teen is being auction in a flesh market.His new master Itachi is as hearthles and cruel as many before him. Can one without a heart learn to love? Can one with only hate and hurt learn to trust?Yaoi ItaSasu ItaPein SasoDei MadaPei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,738 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Heart of Glass by mnee reviews
What will result when the turbulent lives of Neji, a transfer student rumored to have been an addict, and Gaara, a long-time resident of the ridiculously dull Konoha with secrets and vices of his own, collide? Angst and humor galore. NejiGaara, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Neji H., Gaara
No more pain by The Fairytale reviews
When a sad movie turns real and everything is turned to an edge, can Gaara and Neji save each other from their inner deamons before it's too late? NejixGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Mi Miseria Esta Vez by Pepito rulz reviews
Gaara has been a prostitute since he was little. What happens when a new customer named Neji changes his look on life. Will he learn to love again? Yaoi, rape, crossdressing. NejiGaa, SasuNaru, KakaGaa, LeeGaa, ShinoNaru, ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Neji H., Gaara
Arduous Dilemma by TenshiXXX reviews
Due to a special ability passed down to a select few within the Hyuuga Clan, Neji has sworn to never lose his virginity. Unsurprisingly, Gaara destroys his resolution without much effort, leaving Neji with one big problem. GaaNeji MPreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Life stinks by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
Life is just sometimes really unfair, but we must do what we can to make it seem better. Yaoi. NejiGaa / SasuGaa / ItaGaa / ItaSasu. It is rated M. WARNING: Rape!.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,951 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Morph by Naitachal666 reviews
GaaNej The night of the full moon is the calling card, it brings out everything to be feared in a man. Muscles rip, bones rearrange, and bloodlust enters his eyes. Taming this beast is more than Neji ever thought he'd have to do, but to save himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Morning After by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Everybody wants Gaara, but the one Gaara wants is Neji. He thinks the only way he can make Neji his is if the innocent Hyuuga is hopelessly drunk. But he still worries about the morning after... YAOI LEMON ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Hurt Me by Kaline Reine reviews
His older brother was always telling him things that didn't make sense. He said things that hurt feel good and things that feel good hurt. Did that mean Itachi was a liar, if what he said was the opposite of the truth? Read to find out! ItaSasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ivory Eyes by Corvin reviews
AU. Trapped in his personal Hell AKA Highschool Gaara comes across an angel named Hyuuga Neji who captures his heart. There are two things between them though, a 6 year age difference and his angel’s girlfriend. CONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,438 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Kin'ai by Sandylee007 reviews
Over the years, out of almost everyone's eyes, a love story the ninja world would've never been ready to accept started to blossom, pawing a path for two gruesome fates... YAOI TEARJERKER ONESHOT GaaNeji A member of my ‘The One Thing You Want’ –wave.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Royal Relationships by doperwtjes reviews
Being a prince, Uchiha Sasuke has a plight to do everything for his kingdom. Like marrying. But what if you're not in love with your fiancee, but with her cousin? SasuNeji, SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Healing a heart by linalove reviews
This takes place after the night Sweeney kills Mrs. Lovett.But in this Story Sweeney is alive and decides to rent the pie shop below his barber shop.What happens when an innocent young woman arrives to rent the pie shop?Read to find out.Sweeney/OC. COMPLETE!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 115,411 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Words Merely Ruin by The Last Lost Continent reviews
Neji and Gaara where one of those few people who could hold entire conversations without speaking one word. Touches and simple gestures and basic sounds were enough, words ruined simplicity of it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Hellsing Files by ToMakeMeTame reviews
There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007
It Started With A Review by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki never thought he would start a relationship through FanFiction-dot-net. That is, until he got a review one day. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acid Roses by Deleted by fanfiction reviews
Gaara and Neji are in a band named Acid roses. Of course Things happen and in the end we can't choice who we love. Even if we know nothing can ever happen.....NejiGaa/First story! please don't be mean. xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
A day of threesomes by The Flying-Purple-Llamkey's reviews
Willow walks in on Sabbeth doing something rather unusual and sexy. Things escalate to lemons. Tonks is bored, eavesdrops and pleasures herself outside to the sounds of her lovers moans. Two-Shot. Lemons. Kinky. Femslash. You have been warned.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009
We Need Better Heroes by MartyrForSuicide reviews
Konohamaru stood at the gate of the village he had seen so many fight and fall for, his scarf covering the lower half of his paling face, but now he stood on the sidelines of a battle that had been building for years -sasunaru-come on peps read it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Too Late by rubyredtears reviews
Sasuke is an emo with a mentally disturbing past, what happens when he moves to a new country and begins to have feelings for the most popular guy in school? And what happens when his past comes back to haunt him? I suck at summaries! PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
A Mellow Touch by Veta reviews
An accidental encounter unites a misanthrope to a witty, irresponsible, annoying, and sightless youth. The mystery surrounding the latter is enthralling, and the self-proclaimed people-hater can't rest until he solves it. NejiGaara, slash, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Neji H., Gaara
The Soundtrack Of Our Summer by inkandimpalas reviews
Neji always believed himself to be wise because he never got close to anyone so he never got hurt. What happens when a strange twist of fate brings him close to the child of a broken house? Will the music be the thing to hold them together? GaaraNeji .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Neji H., Gaara
Meet Willow and Sabbeth by The Flying-Purple-Llamkey's reviews
Meet two insane girls who love to kidnap fictional characters and make them do kinky things in stories. Willow likes bowing. Sabbeth likes pink socks o.O Special guest: Tonks from HP!
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
When Worlds Meet by Lenny13 reviews
What will happen when Dawn, Buffy and Giles go on Holiday in England and Dawn gets asked to attend Hogwarts? DawnHarry.BtVSHP Xover. This is my first story so please be nice. And make sure that you review!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Escape II: Sheltering by Lua under water reviews
It was James, it had always been James. James and his confident laughter, his crooked smile. James and his windswept, unruly hair. Was it really so unexpected? SiriusxJames, set just after Sirius runs away from home. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Gaara's hit list by Catgirl Akai reviews
High school fic. Gaara and his siblings move to Konoha after he's kicked out of yet another school due to violence. There he's faced with something new... fangirls. NejiGaara pairing. Now with some lemony goodness in chapter seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Shooting Stars by ImEmoCuzMySisSaidSo reviews
Gaara invites Sasori to go see shooting stars with him. Will new romances blossom? Or will eyedroppers ruin it all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sasori, Gaara
Emo by Not Really Yours reviews
Sasuke wasn't going to get away with the emo comment. Nu-uh. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Your Typical 9 to 5 by dead drifter reviews
AU. Yaoi. Sequel to "Elevator Music." Red Moon Inc. is a gay friendly work environment! Every chapter is smut, with various Akatsuki/ Konoha/ Suna pairings/triplings! Ch1: Nejori Ch2: NejiSasoGaa Ch3: KakuHidaShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Neji H., Sasori
Lovers by SkummBanan reviews
Neji Hyuga moves to a knew school in Konoha, beacuse of the harasments beacuse of his brother fame, there he meets the emo boy Gaara and his life takes a new turn. "I know i suck at summaru, but please read it anyway!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
Rope Burns by TenshiXXX reviews
Team Gai is captured. Neji is chained to a bed while the others are put in a cell. He waits with quiet resignation until Gaara arrives. The Kazekage takes one look at Neji's predicament and...well, it is Gaara afterall. GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Costume Makes the Clown by THE KYO reviews
Can Gaara make him see what he truly wants? Or will Neji find out too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Basking In Your Suna by chibi-zoe reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Neji is in Suna with the post powerful man that he has ever met. Very sweet NejixGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Elevator Music by dead drifter reviews
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he’s stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make ‘elevator music.’ XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
From My World To Yours by neurotic nymph reviews
A girl destined to be labeled as a dork has an encounter with the strange man from her dreams. Can he help her to figure out who she is? Yep its Legolas in our world but with a twist! Revising Chapters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 168,973 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Legolas
Ranger's apprentice: Fight for it by Haldir and Legolas the Blonde reviews
Wills twin sister never expected to be apprenticed to Gilan, fall in love with Halt, and carry his child, that he doesn't know about, while he marries the woman he doesn't love, Pauline, so she hides out, but 5 years later, she's back, and mad
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2008
A Flash of Green by Scrambled Berries reviews
It's a a slightly dark fic, about a lost lover from an old werewolf we all know. There is a bit of Tonks and Remus in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Cousin by Steely-Toast reviews
[M][Incest][Yaoi]Sasori's always taken to bothering Gaara while he worked... But what happens when the older takes it too far? [Slight AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasori, Gaara - Complete
No more a fallen angel by The Fairytale reviews
Gaara wishes for his angel to come back.oOo A oneshot. Please read! And review
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
But What About VOLDEMORT? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Things are going a little bit wrong in the HP universe... Ron's marrying Dobby, the Marauders are having a tea party, and OH YEAH, Voldemort keeps popping up and killing everyone! NOW COMPLETE, OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Aftermath by HatchetFace reviews
Sasuke leaves Gaara for someone else. Here is what happens next? Will he find new and true love? Or will he still be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Coincidence by Scrambled Berries reviews
I story that I made before but fanished... Now it's back and still the same.It's about Remus and his secrets that are not that secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
I Am No Hyuuga by Naitachal666 reviews
The story of a teenager's desperate battle to overcome the emotion and family that opress him. How he finds succor and freedom, through any means that apply.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Neji H., Gaara
Failed Prank by Yaoilover2180 reviews
[First oneshot] Naruto deiceds to pull a prank on the Uchiha, but what happens when it goes wrong! Yaoi Lemon, no like no read, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Sucks but Love Rocks by Israfel.R reviews
Gaara's school life is stupid, actually his life is stupid. So why does the new emo boy change his out look on things? And why does love have anything to do with making your life more interesting? Gaara has no idea but will find out. NxG Yaoi discontinue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Panda Bears by JesaWicked reviews
GaaraxNeji oneshot ::OOC,AU:: Neji met a new boyfriend but he never felt love from him. It seems Neji was doing all the loving. All he kept getting from Gaara everyday was stupid small stuffed panda bears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Miserable by Corvin reviews
Neji is the best ActorModel in the business. He is in a car accident and found by a fan. Gaara is an angry, hateful 19 yearold who was on his way home, when he finds the only thing he didn't hate.GaaraNejiGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,831 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Dark Diary by Corvin reviews
NejiGaaAU A diary style story, written from Gaara's point of viewGaara is a quiet boy just entering highschool, he finds himself at the bottom rung of the social class andthe brunt of severe bullying
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,525 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Take Your Time by danii-chan reviews
Gaara's a new student in Konoha High. He's a shy and easily intimidated teen. GaaraNeji May be others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Creepy Guy by Corvin reviews
NejiGaa AU Every office has him, the creepy guy who nobody talks to. Here is the encounter that Hyuuga Neji has, with one such guy. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
My Wishful Reality by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Gaara regrets not acting on his feelings as Neji plans to return to Konoha, and runs to his online haven for a bout of NejiGaara RP, a place where they can be happy, just to discover some strange and wonderful things. NejiGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Key To Marauding by Anoron reviews
What if Dawn jumped instead of Buffy? What if she landed at Hogwarts? What if she befriended the four most troublesome boys ever to set foot in the school: the Marauders?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 370,691 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Fix Me by Israfel.R reviews
Gaara has Schizo and he's new kid. The voice tells him to run even though he doesn't. Can he fall in love without having the voice hurt him? Not sure on pairing... might be NejixGaara...Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Ninja School by kiwi the almighty reviews
If they didn't set fire to his old school dorm Neji wouldn't have gone to Konoha Ninja High. Plotting revenge is sweet but meeting people more insane than himself is sweeter. Especially if Konaha High and Antarca High are rival ninja schools! NijiGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Neji Hime by Veta reviews
AU GaaNeji. After moving to Japan to live with his cousin Naruto, Gaara transfers to Naruto's high school. On his first day, he sees a beautiful girl on the school grounds. The problem is, it's an all boys school. Naruto with a Princess Princess twist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Ditto by Veta reviews
AU Highschool fic. NejiGaa Yaoi. Neji becomes Gaara's tutor, and soon discovers that they're more alike than he'd ever thought. As his feelings for Gaara deepen, the other boy can't seem to make up his mind. Is he being played?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,424 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Gigantic by Corvin reviews
NejiGaara WAFF. In the park, many things can happen. In the park many things are said and done. AU OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The New Family by Corvin reviews
Neji was drunk, Gaara was lonely, they met in an alley. The next morning Neji thinks he raped Gaara, and Gaara thinks he regrets it all. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Unrequited love is troublesome by Catgirl Akai reviews
What happens when Ino becomes obsessed with Neji? Well he of course takes some drastic measures to get the girl away from him. Lots of blackmail. Love potions. Temari being evil. NejiGaara, ShinoKiba and many onesided pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Carousel by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
COMPLETE! AU Gaara’s life was a silent mess. Then he found there was a lot more to see than just sadness, as somehow, he found Neji. But Neji has some secrets of his own. We keep spinning, gaining speed, a little faster... NeGaaNe [SasNar, ShiTem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,970 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Black Bird by Corvin reviews
NejiGaa: Late one night, Neji can't sleep. Alone in the park, he hears a soft, beseeching voice. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
My life sucks by Israfel.R reviews
Neji is an emo with some problems. One never tick him off. Two he hates his life. Three he kind of wants someone to help him. The problem is the person that likes him is not likly to really love him with love. NejixSasu, NG discontinue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Not Again by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Legolas
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Mello's Easter Surprise reviews
Mello gets a lovely gift for Easter off L and Matt, but they are holding out on him. Near's gone off and there is no Yaoi. One-Shot about Lindt Mint Balls.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Mello, L - Complete
With this, I bid you Goodbye reviews
The death of Sabaku no Gaara has hit Konoha very hard, police now say that the nineteen year olds death was a suicide. Policeman Uchiha Sasuke commented that a note was found on Gaara's person and would like the person it was written for to step forward.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara's Misadventure reviews
Gaara learns how to fly, thanks to Temari and her fan... Obviously a crack fic, I mean ITACHI can see it. Mentioned Yaoi, not graphic at all. -tear- Co-written by Asylum's Beta PhelpsTwinsandElfTwins... or just Twins
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
I'm So Sorry reviews
Mother, I'm sorry! Gaara/Neji, slightly graphic, no lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
It wasn't supposed to end like this reviews
A sandy grave at the hands of your beloved. Gory, suggested yaoi romance, graphic. If you don't like it, please don't read it then flame it. Un-Beta'd One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Change reviews
Gaara moved to Konoha after a string of... misfortunes back in Suna. Rated M for Yaoi reasons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Ninja Netball! reviews
Naruto and Kiba get bored. SO! They decide to drag everyone they know and play a game of NINJA NETBALL! Same rules as Netball but with some twists! Some yaoi and het couples but nothing graphic... yet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009
Don't lie to me, don't say I'm not a monster reviews
Gaara has always been shunned until he met an unusual girl, who speaks in third person? This can't end well... Rated M for a reason! Yaoi, Threesome and Het in later chapters. Gaa/Neji slight Gaa/O.C and Gaa/Neji/O.C. More ships to be revealed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Cat Girl reviews
A girl, sent to our world, manages to find her way back, after four years, to her home land. Where she is met with stupid half mutts, reborn souls, an old hag and a village load of mice. May become an Inyasha/Kagome Warning: Course language and demon OC.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.