Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Beyblade, and Fruits Basket.
Hi there! I'm Queen-of-Sussness, 20 and currently going to a uni on the east coast of Australia.
This profile is proudly brought to you by my muses: Kiwi (sweet and innocent), Trixie (sexy babe), Diablo (scary fucker), Diaz (strong and silent type), Shadow (my own little Phantom) and Electra (tough-as-nails, kick-my-ass, eat-me-for-breakfast bitch).
The muses help my stories to happen and while I appreciate the offer, I really don't need Trixie and Diablo to act out the sex scenes for me (because Diaz is too much of a manly-man to be gay with Diablo like I want him to be), but they have the overall coherency of coconut tree: that is, if you're not careful they'll whack you over the head and drag you off to be sodomized somewhere dark and dirty. Yeah, and these things are living inside my head.
I'll read anything, but fantasy is my ultimate love.
Yaoi is also my love, but if you can't handle it then I won't hold it against you.
Chocolate is yet another love and sometimes it gets jealous of Yaoi, but when I put them together in a story then they're as happy as can be.
I like to shop even though have very little money to spend (being a poor starving uni student) so I'm a bargain hunter - yes, one those people.
My friends are my life (other than reading and writing and watching movies and playing the playstation) and I wouldn't trade them for anything!
I love going to the gym but I'm not a gym-junkie.
I'm currently doing salsa lessons and it's amazing! I love to dance and I'm getting better, which is the goal. Probably going to start pole dancing lessons in a few months too, once I've saved up the cash.
Archery is and always will be awesome even though I haven't gone for years and years.
And I recently returned to the ultimate love of my life: horse riding. I had to give up about five years ago due to circumstances that I'm not going to go into; it broke my heart to stop going, but it's slowly starting to heal now. I hope to start going at least once a month, but it does cost quite a bit, so I'll have to wait and see.
I seriously dislike sun-showers, though I don't really know why...
Really spicy food makes my mouth hurt so I refuse to eat it.
I have a passionate dislike for broccoli, brussel sprouts and cauliflower: the evil trio will take over the world one day, mark my words!
Last but certainly not least is my hate (stemming from fear) of crawling bug-like creatures, especially cockroaches. Fortunately I don't do the girly scream and jump on the nearest table; I just gasp and backpedal - quickly. This fear is made somewhat better by the fact that I don't really mind spiders (except for funnel webs) and I want a pet snake that I will name Sephiroth...I may even buy it a mate and name it Cloud, or maybe Zack...
I don't have many pet peeves but one that annoys me to distraction on FF.net is when authors use the word "shutter" instead of "shudder". A shutter is something that goes over a window to stop wind and rain coming in. A shudder is like a shiver: one's muscles shake very quickly and it can happen in many different situations, from sexual to horrific. Stop using the word shutter instead of shudder, PLEASE! We're mean to practice good language skills when we're writing - at least take some pride in your work for heaven's sake.
My favourite worlds to play with here at FF.net are: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Devil May Cry, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Harry Potter and Beyblade, although Weiss Kreuz, Gravitation, Junjou Romantica, Gakuen Heaven and Naruto are also pretty fun.
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VIII
Devil May Cry
With regards to The Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 4 (Sloth) is now posted! Go read it, quickly!
Waking the Demon has hit a wall. It will get medical attention as quickly as possible, and though the condition isn't life-threatening, the poor thing may be in a coma for some time... I'll keep you posted.
I've come up with an idea for a series of inter-related stories set in the FFVII world: the pairing involves seven men. I'm excited about writing these so please read and review when I (eventually) publish the first one!
Any and all reviews are very much appreciated.
I hope you enjoy reading my fics, because I know I enjoy writing them!
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I have an unhealthy obsession with these cut-and-paste thingys, so please enjoy my rather extensive collection:
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've dodged, you just weren't paying enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later completely forgotten what it was, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you have a dog, and wish she could talk, copy this onto your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy and paste this into your profile!
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If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run up a "Down" escalator, or down an "Up" escalator copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, Crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Kmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Spoon!"
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you memorize every single line of your favourite movies and then recite them at people for funsies.
Crazy is when you fall in love with Sora when you're ten years old.
Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you eat twenty sugar straws in one day.
Crazy is when you are crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense because you enjoy the weird looks people give you.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it's the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you yell out something completely random in a quiet place then start doing a dance in front of everyone.
Crazy is when you take the time to read this list and get to the end.
Crazy is when you argue with the voices in your head, look around at the people staring at you, and then realise that you were arguing out loud.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy this onto your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
You say BABY PINK
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong! Please do your part to end it!
1) Being gay is not natural. We always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
Please go to www.freerice.com to help people in starving countries and to improve your own vocabulary; they even have different subjects (including other languages) so you can test yourself in areas you actually like - it's a really awesome site! :D
If you find you are bored at any time then go to YouTube and search for A Very Potter Musical by StarKidPotter - it is amazingly, hilariously funny and well worth watching. It's TOTALLY AWESOME!
If you're interested in horses/horse care/horse training/herd behaviour or anything at all to do with horses, then go to YouTube and find Rick Gore (horseawareness) - he's amazing and knows his stuff. It might be hard to listen to him at first (he likes telling hard truths) but it's well worth it! He's got over 400 videos on horses so go and check them out! Expand and extend your knowledge :)
Enjoy the crazy that is my mind and leave a review telling me what you thought of it, it'll only take you 30 seconds and you'll make my day!