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Joined 08-10-07, id: 1348195, Profile Updated: 03-22-08
Author has written 8 stories for Bleach, Naruto, and Devil May Cry.

Facts you should know about me: I can be a n00b, a procrastinator and a hypocrite. My writing is probably mediocre at best because I not all that experienced.

Pairings I support:

Avatar The Last Airbender: Zutara(Zuko X Katara)

Naruto: Pein X Konan / SasuSaku (Sasuke X Sakura) / NaruHina (Naruto X Hinata) / Neji X TenTen / Shikamaru X Temari / Sai X Ino / Itachi X Anko, I know this paring makes little sense.

Gaara X Matsuri, this is better than incest! I don't like Gaara paired with any male character at all.

Zabuza X Haku, Haku should have been a girl. Seriously, he(she) even wore a pink dress. I still support this anyway.

DeiTobi/TobiDei/MadaDei (Deidara X Madara!Tobi) When I first saw Deidara I thought he was a girl...of course I found out later he was a guy but I still pair him with Tobi anyway. I admit I didn't really get into DeiTobi until I saw the Shippuden episode when Tobi first appeared, when I saw him interacting with Deidara (Suffocation!) something just happened inside my odd fan girl brain. When Tobi held Deidara's hand I thought it looked like he was proposing! Yes, my brain works like that, there was even a ring on Deidara's hand and Tobi was on his knees! I know Deidara is a guy but I seriously wonder if my brain even adjusted to this fact yet because Deidara X Tobi is becoming my OTP(One True Pairing, something I mass ship to the point it takes over my account!). It's taking over my account, over fifty percent of my stories have Deidara X Tobi. I don't even like yaoi that much and I am very picky when it comes to yaoi pairings but DeiTobi just invaded my heart! How long will it take me to get over this obsession? We'll see...

Suigetsu X Karin, I can stand Karin even though she's after Sasuke (SasuSaku is better!) Even though almost everyone hates Karin I'll give her a chance. I can stand Suigetsu X Karin because I think this pairing is hilarious, it's another one of those one-beats-up-the-other-and-I-can't-tell-if-it's-love-or-hate-couples, just like DeiTobi!

Bleach: IchiRuki (Rukia X Ichigo) / UlquiHime (Ulquiorra X Orihime) / Nel X Nnoitra, the manga is making me think this! They're a possible pairing if Nnoitra stops acting like a jerk...which is not likely. / Hitsugaya X Karin, Hitsugaya deserves someone better than that Aizen obsessed traitor Hinamori!

Black Cat: Saya X Train

Kingdom Hearts: Namine X Riku

Vampire Knight: Zero X Yuki

Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth X Aerith / Cloud X Tifa / Vincent X Yuffie

Devil May Cry: Dante X Lady

Ultra Special Favorite Trio:

Axel X Larxene X Marluxia! I just love this group of villains! Too bad they are dead. Grr! I'll guess I'll have to forgive Sora eventually just like I forgave (sort of) Sauce-gay for killing Deidara...I guess my favorite triangle will change to Pein X Konan X Madara if they interact more in the manga and don't die...

Favorite Individual Characters:

Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)

Grimmjow (Bleach)

L (Death Note)

Madara(Naruto) I love his hair! Plus he reminds me of Zexion a lot. The Cloaked Schemer! Why are you cloaked Tobi, and what are you scheming! Yes I love black cloaks, and seeing Madara/Tobi in one made me an instant fan. It's also why I love all of Organization XIII.

Theodore "Tobey" MacCallister The Third (Wordgirl) Tobey is one of my favorite characters besides "Tobi" from Naruto. Both of them are good boys...not! I watch kid's cartoons, big deal!

Suigintou (Rozen Maiden) Interesting personality in my opinion, one of my favorite female villains.

Vergil (Devil May Cry)

Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Darren Shan, three guys lucky enough to have entire book series named after themselves. Out of them, Artemis is my favorite.Yes, I read books too! I'm not just an otaku...

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

My favorite type of fan fiction: Crossovers, but only if they are well written. I hope to write a crossover fiction one day but as of now I am too lazy or don't have a good idea.

Things I hate: Rant Warning! Marry Sue OCs(Look it up on wikipedia if you don't know, If I try to explain I'll hurl!) I hate OCs being paired with Akatsuki characters. I know some people are well meaning and just don't want them to seem gay but OCs are not the right way! It also annoys me when Konan is used and paired up with the other male members of the Akatsuki besides Pein just because she's the only girl and people don't want the rest of the Akatsuki to be gay. She belongs to Pein! I feel sorry for Konan, she's just like Larxene...Just because the two of them are the only girls in their respective organizations.

Using other existing characters doesn't really work well either...Ino X Itachi! Ugh! That doesn't make sense at all! I look for fics to read and what do I see? Deidara X Ino? Hidan X Hinata? Sasori X Sakura? Why? Just because they fought? I'm being serious, there really are things like this! No offense but that's never going to happen, I rather Deidara be gay for Tobi. Maybe it's simpler if no one was paired up at all. They can all be asexual, like a plant. No offense, Zetsu.

I am tolerant of yaoi(Once again look this up on wikipedia if you don't know) but I can't stand anything too graphic and Mpreg(Self explanatory but look it up if you don't already know...on second thought I rather you don't). This is just my view on the above mentioned subjects, if you don't agree with my views too bad. Everyone has different beliefs, respect mine and I might respect yours.

Favorite Pastime: TV, lots of TV. I love shipping my favorite pairings!

Favorite Category:Mostly humor or crack oneshots

Gender: What do you think! 50/50 chance you're right? I'm a female obviously...what guy would write out the stuff I do?

Why did I join FF: One day I discovered the existence of fan fiction, I tried to write some and here I am now.

Disclaimer: For any fandoms I write for I do not own. Not Naruto, Bleach, etc. Unless I put in an Original Character, the OC would be mine.

Note: I don't have a livejournal, myspace, facebook, or anything like that and I don't care. Maybe I will if I feel like it but...for now the only way you may be able to contact me is to PM. I don't like giving away info of myself much, and it took a lot of convincing from my friends for me to finally have the nerve to start this account. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to share the stuff I write with the users here. I only accept signed reviews because I fear spam and swears.

The things I like are subject to change. The disclaimers? I will always, always never ever own Naruto, Bleach, Devil May Cry etc.

There's a reason why it's called fanfiction. It's fiction written by fans!

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All the King's Horses by Chained-to-a-kiwi reviews
What's the difference between a Hollow and a Nobody? Why hasn't the Keyblade spoken since Dive into the Heart? Sora's mind looks strangely like The World That Never Was. Meanwhile, Roxas wakes up in a sideways world, and it's not Wonderland. Bleach xover
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sora, Roxas
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Illusion by greenteamoose reviews
His visit years after he left is an illusion after all, but she cannot help thinking that a part of it might be real... or is it? Perhaps the answer lies with dango. /Oneshot, ItachixAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Anko M. - Complete
The Blind Jutsu by silly chibi reviews
Avatar Naruto Crossover! What if Toph was suddenly sent to the Naruto world? How would the strongest earthbender deal with a bunch of shinobi? Make suggestions please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,958 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
Down Time by HalfMagyk reviews
What do Tobi and Deidara do when they're not hunting Bijuu? It seems like bugging Deidara is the only thing on Tobi's agenda. Mild, accidental DeiTobi. XD Rated T for language, just being safe. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Honeyfish reviews
Ichigo and Rukia encounter a Hollow in need of help. Seems he knows something about the mysterious Kira murders, and he identifies himself as L... Bleach/DN crossover. Spoilers for both. On hiatus indefinitely.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,269 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 390 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
On the Anatomy of Hollows by Lady Yami reviews
Bored Orihime contemplates asking Ulquiorra a sort of offbeat question. Cue one human girl's overactive imagination and one Hollow's extreme confusion. OrihimeUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Orihime I. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 552 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Of Bubble Gum and Haircuts reviews
Why is Tobi's hair shorter than Madara's? Well it involves a little incident concerning Madara and his little brother. It's just Tobi's luck that Deidara sempai likes chewing gum too. What happens if Tobi can't stand the noise anymore and snaps? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Believe it? Deidara is Tobi's Hanayome! reviews
Thanks to some weird events, AKA blame Sasori, Deidara gets Tobi Uchiha! How will Deidara deal with this and Tobi's alterego Madara? Read to find out. Side pairings: Sasuke X Sakura Sai X Ino and others AU -Alternate Universe- Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
Evil Dastardly Demon Dog Creature From Hell reviews
Dante just couldn't ignore an invitation to a party. So why does he drag Lady along? Vergil was invited to the party too so it seems, but where is he exactly? And what happens when the two happen to encounter a strange silvery white haired hellhound?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Prancing Around in Purple Nail Polish reviews
Itachi and Kisame decide to find shelter from the rain by entering a nearby inn. Big mistake, since it is owned by Anko! Itachi X Anko Oneshot Crack pairing full of random humor because Itachi gets owned and then owns. Read to see what I'm talking about!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Itachi U., Anko M. - Complete
In Which Deidara is Blackmailed reviews
Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Pertaining to Pilfering, Pranks and Paperwork reviews
Konan is stressed out by paperwork. To relieve her stress Pein takes Konan out on a date. The paperwork is left to Deidara and Tobi. Kakuzu also suspects Hidan of stealing his money. What is all the commotion about? Read and find out yourself! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Deidara is a Good Boy reviews
Tobi decides to teach Deidara how to be a good boy. How does Deidara take this? Read to find out! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Arrancar Arc: Espada reviews
A Series of Haikus about the Arrancar Arc in the AnimeManga Bleach. There may be manga spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete